KO 3PM UKChelsea:Martinez, Hato, Fofana, Colwill, Pedro Neto, James, Lavia, Gusto, Palmer, Joao Pedro, Rogers.>Subs:Penders, Barco, Lacroix, Bynoe-Gittens, Welbeck, Quenda, Chavarria, Acheampong, Estevao.Hull City:Tzolakis, Coyle, Ajayi, Egan, Mendy, Giles, Belloumi, Crooks, Slater, Stroud, McBurnie.>Subs:Phillips, Thomas, Norton-Cuffy, Herrington, Targett, Gourna-Douath, Iroegbunam, Vaz, Cho.Referee:Farai Hallam (Surrey)
>>157693585Tigers staying unbeaten
I'm thinking hull win 1-1
>>157693585The feline derby
>>157693713>>157693713Chelsea have the best offense in Premier League history. They scored six second half goals against Leeds in the middle of the week. Expect defeat for the Tigers.
>>157693724they only faced teams that spready their legs except arsenal but that was a very open game and they only scored 1, the hull bus will lock them up
tigers>rentboys
>>157693754Sorry, no room for homophobic slur>>157679267
wait, my shitty city is back in the prem league? wew lads
>>157693786what does rent boy even mean?
>>157693805They bucked Man United 2-0 laddy
>>157693815its just another way of calling someone gay over here, i think it came from men needing to pay their rent, so they sold their arse for money
>>157693836thought it was because they're boys for rent
Yet another weekend, yet another Hull RAWR!
>>157693855could be, i have no idea and im rather drunk
hull has been very good so far, no loss in prem iirc. i'm hoping for a 4-3 again, seems like the usual chelsea statline now and its fun to watch
They don't call tigers the king of the jungle
>>157693836You read up on this shit huh?
>>157693900better than living it...LIKE YOU DO!
I wonder if Chelsea are going to bother with defense today
>Arby's Steak NuggetsI curse everyday the fact i was born English and not American
Alright lads. At a kid's 2nd birthday party and I've had several cans UP THE FUCKING TIGERS
I'm a Hull fan now. They've never let me down.
>>157693585Where's the new Italian wingback??
>>157694036Based chubby chaser
>>157694047injured....sigh
>tigers at 13/1 now thats value
Thought I'd put that Goal Rush on to follow all the games>its just Liverpool v Fulham with the other scores displayed at the bottom
>>157694111Bookies love you
where are the chelsea goals?
>>157694036you should down 3 dragon soops, what could go wrong?
>>157694124thats what goal rush always is, they show 1 match and then go to the other games to show goals when theres a slow moment
nah rogers is a beast, i doubted before the transfer ngl
>>157694133i will fuck myself then
Rogers is great
We're gonna win the fucking league LMAO. £117 is a fucking BARGAIN.
you're getting shagged by the rentboys you're getting shagged by the rentboooooys you're getting shagged by the rentboooys *thrusts waist forward in the 'shag' gesture*
>>157694133>>157694155After 5 minutes though were starting to slack
>>157694124>its just Liverpool v Fulham with the other scores displayed at the bottom
>>157694146Absolutely wank, you can do that in any game
What a shot
absolute state of tzatziki or whatever the fuck xir name is
>>157694175*you're getting bummed by the rentboys:)
>>157694200bumming expert are you
>>157694200well that would imply we're little gay poofs and we aren't we just want to reclaim the insult
>>157694200
The last team to concede in the football league this season. I'll take that.
Malo Gusta in that position just hits different
'ull bros... our clean sheet is ruined
>>157694215Give us a kiss and find out :3
>>157694241That's still pretty nice
Gusto and Pedro having a shithairoff
>>157694223I like this meme because its completely bankrupting the country
>>157693884Drunk already? Did you break the 12 O'clock rule?
We 100% need to bring in Alex Scott in January. Having no European football and Xabi's 1st season is an opportunity to win the league we cannot miss
>>157694286>old people are the problem>not the 10s of millions of foreigners in council houses >not the insane green policies giving us the most expensive utility bills anywhere>its old dorris
>>157694309I was well pissed before 12 :)
>>157694322Instead of just buying all the players from teams better than you and destroying their careers why not work out how to play winning football?
>>157694337Did you work all night or are you on some sort of amphetamine and/or cocaine binge?
>>157694337Oh god, you'll be a state later on. Put a giant glass of water by your bed now so you don't lie there suffering in the morning (unless you have a mum or GF that will get you one).
>>157694286>Irene and Bill paid their taxes for 60+ years, give 50% of their savings to the government when they die and paid taxes on literally everything on the way>meanwhile Abdul is claiming ESA, PIP, Carers Allowance, Attendance Allowance, Mobility Car and does a 'grey economy' job driving Deliveroo food around for cash in hand on a learner's permit motorbike (or, often, an e-bike with an engine that classifies it as a motorbike but don't have a license or insurance)You have no idea. My sister works for the DWP and the amount of people claiming bennies for 'anxiety' and 'autism' is through the roof, with 'my kid has autism give me money' up like 800%.
>>157694326You're both wrong, the real problem is my pet political issue and the people and policies it is against.
>>157694326>17 million over 60's>Largest generation in human history>Literally called baby boomers>Enjoyed the greatest period of affluence in human history>Half of your generation lived in state funded housing and were bought at a fraction of their value>Sell them off for a profit>Decide to not have replacement level of children>Demand triple locked pension>Refuse to liquidate personal assets to maintain lifestyle>Demand the state looks after you in old age>Refuse to pay a living wage for younger generation>prefer to import millions from the 3rd world to maintain your lifestyleBoomers are the biggest issue in this country. Its simple mathematics. Look up the dependency ratio. Under 40's who cant afford a house or start a family are working to pay for boomers lifestyles. Immigration is a massive issue but its to support boomers deluded lifestyle. See what happened to Theresa May when she suggested maybe they should review the triple lock.
Anyone got a stream that isn't unbearably shite? All my bookmarks got nuked in the summer except for Fawa '20pp' News
Just unlucky to get caught on a protracted break like that, come on City
>>157694481Ppv.st mate
>>157694411Nah fuck uppers i'm too old for them now, im just a seasoned northern piss head lad >>157694425berocca is already on stand by
>ass bumped>acts like he was shot
>>157694481https://ppv.tj/live/pl/2026-09-12/che-hulTry this. It's a bit laggy but might be ok for you.
>>157694481i use vipbox dot lc for all sports but you definitely need brave browser or ublock or something
>>157694516Neat
>>157694426>50% of the welfare budget is pension and will rise dramatically in the coming years>There are less and less workers every year to support this>Need to import millions from the 3rd world keep up this ponzi scheme
LE LE LE ECKS DEE XD XDXD COLD PALMER LE :DD XDDDDD
BELLOUMIIIIIIIII
hull fuckin city
that goal came out of nowhere. Wtf
TIGERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEAT SHIT RENTBOYS
B E L L O U M I
>black defenders
is martinez really better than sanchez
That’s some shit defending right there
Chelsea's defence is shiteThey should buy Hull's goal keeper
>>>>>>>>>>>>>hato
MO!!!!!!!
belloumi has been clutch
UWU RAWR!!11! LE GET MAULED :DD XDXD
>>157694532>>157694477>>157694426>You have to either hate Immigrants or old peopleSo what about elderly immigrants?
>£100million players unable to judge the bounce of a ball
In my estimation Chelsea need that Italian wonderkid fullback to get healthy
BELLOUMI
>>157694532So what's the solution, retard? Just kill the boomers? Ooops, that's a huge % of the economy dead because guess what boomers do? They buy things they probably don't need and guess what? They die and give 50% of their money to the government. Very few states have inheritance tax and most people would be disgusted that 50% of it has to go to the government. Pension exists because these people WORKED for it, you do realise you have to contribute 'stamps' to get a pension, right? You don't get one for doing nothing (unless you're on specific benefits lol).
>Worst team ever in the premier leaguebtw
holy shit
>le no defense hipster basque
MAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULEDMAULED>MAULED
Fribu doing a concede 3 goals every game challenge
>>157694130you were saying
Xabi never recovered from being btfo by atalanta
CHELSEA RENTBOYS
>>157694507I found that last weekend, great quality picture but its buffering 50% of the time and seems to be about 15fps>>157694516Looks like the same thing but thanks>>157694517Thanks pal I had this last season but my link didn't work, thought it got nuked
"Chelsea's Next"---Tiger
Mauled
YOU'RE GETTING MAULED BY THE TIGERSMAULED BY THE TIIIIIGERS
MO MO MO
Is Jakirovic a genius?
Chelsea just can’t have normal games
if this keeps up hull will be 9 (NINE) points above spuds
>>157694646Shows how little people watch football in general outside of a select few teams.
MAULED
>>157694670cuck for Ademola
Shartbi would be begging for coins on the subway if it wasn't for the Kane curse.
>they doubted Hull
Instead of coming up with embarrassing nicknames for themselves, running into rugby mats and bumming one another, how about Chelsea train properly?
Vinicius was rightXalonso is a talentless bum
WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUEI SAID WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE
We are cursed with our goalkeeper purchases since the snake left us
>>157694710
Axel Disaster sent off for Palace
>suicide prevention advert
TOIGHT AS A TOIGER
>they buy 499 million pounds of attackers>no defensersKEK
Brutal mauling
>>157694646Coventry play tomorrow
This Chelsea thinks they're Barcelona i'm crying
>>157694760But they did. They bought a RB (a good one) and a CB (a good one) the issue is that Xabi plays 3-2-4-1 with two No.10s so it's very much #yolo and #wellscoreonemorethanyou.
yeah we`re still shite
neto is such an uncreative cunt
>>157694643You're a fucking retarded and dont even understand basic economics. Granny isnt going to leave you her money idiot. Keep voting against your own interests supporting a lifestyle you will never even get close to enjoying.
>>157694668POST BET SLIP FAGGOT
We're the Chelsea rentboys We will beat your team JP Morgan will close your account Now let's all do a scream! *argh!*Goooooo Chelsea!
M. Belloumi, the guitarist and vocalist of Muse
>arguing about economics in the matchthreadyou lot need to be killed really
>>157694816lol
>>157694816is that what they're chanting? I heard a few muted voices
>>157694760Still upset Rogers snubbed you i see
where are webms
>>157694771Not what the pundits and the masses were saying pre season
What happened to Ukraine bro?
Im tired of pretending Colwill isnt complete dog shit except for passing
>>157694812grow up
>>157694845Captured and now a sex slave for the russian invaders very sadly
>>157694726Penders is good and Martinez is alright. The problem is the defence is complete shit.
>>157694845He's still about.
>>157694882Post shoe on head
>>157694899POST ECKS DEE ON LE LE LE XD XDDD :DD
If I was managing against Chelsea I would instruct my team to play long every time they could
>chelshit
Chelsea really are completely fucking shit along with being a plastic wanker club.
Terrible game by Palmer so far. Needs to stop eating too many chippy chips
>big scary premier league
>>157694909
>>157694821Mauled by Tax Policy
>>157694924the media here can't stop wanking him off
Embarassing how badly Chelsea's bumboy fanbase has beat outsung by the away lads
>>157694891Martinez hasn’t really showed that much quality so far desu but it is too early to truly have a final say of course
>>157694906Hull turning it into a farmers league
>>157694924>>157694949Tuchel did nothing wrong
>>157694935the fact the favourites to go down can smash anybody says the league is way more competitive than the other top european leagues
up the fooking toigers
>>157694964It also says that people don't do their research. Hull have been playing like this since the start of last season.
/chug/
I thought Hull was supposed to be the worst Premier League team ever lmaoThey're unironically looking like a potential top 5 team
>>157694964Or maybe the English papers are full of shit and love to overrate clubs that dont deserve it (Chelsea, Liverpool, United) while shit talking clubs that dont get them more clicks or views on the media (any promoted side)
>>157694906the big 6
Could Messi beat Hull?
>lelsea
lelshea
I thought this league was supposed to be good, why are the london team getting beat by the british bengals
>>157694949>>157694961I’m starting to believe he is kinda of a flat-track bully.
>>157694935Yeah. Chelsea are the Club World Cup holders and won the Champions League not too long before that. They have an elite manager and a lot of top players. Yet, they're losing to Hull. This is why everyone watches the PL.
>>157694992yeahwas impressed with how they beat Millwall in the play offslooks like it's continued
>>157695012definitely part of itlook how they were praising spurs for overpaying for shit
>>157695036Counterattack spamming makes underdog wins more common in Soccer.
Gay
>>157695042Not too long? the last time they won the CL before they won the CWC was 5 years ago and PSG were playing at half crank for that final. There are no top players in Chelshit only purple patch farmers and overpriced youth prospects.>>157695036Chelsea spent 5000000 trillion Euros on attackers and 0 on a defensive midfielder, fullbacks or centerbacks and had to be dragged to the last day of the transfer window to buy a new keeper.
Is there a stream thats working? All mine are dead at now.
>>157695062I'll take it over teams tanking for a better draft ig>>157695079found the chelsea fan
>>157695036shurrrrup silllly cunttttttt
>>157695042>top players???
If Hull's first goal happened on a women's game, you wouldn't hear the end of the slander. We need equal pay now. Hato shouldn't be making more than a thousand per month.
>>157694988Was worried about clicking on this when I saw the flag.
>>157694988its more like taaaiguz in ull speak
>>157695137Love an 'ull accent on a chubby little lass.
>>157695088futbol libre
Where do you guys get your replica shirts, lads?I wanna build a collection of shirts and don't know where to start and the official shirts are really fucking expensive
>Subbed at half timekwab who the fuck is this Hato guy anyway
Sanchez was not the problem..
can't wait for the hull bubble to burst so all you cazzies fuck off
How is Tzolakis playing
>>157695102barca wanted joao pedroarsenal wanted rogerspalmer was in the fifa world 11 a few seasons agoestevao looks like a future galactico when he's fittheir attack is excellent but it's worthless if your midfield can't win the ball or pass it forward, your defenders can't defend and your gk should be retiring in saudiblueco's model is buying attackers because they usually hold or massively increase in value especially when you buy them young, give them long contracts and put them on low wagesthey don't invest elsewhere because the profit margins are tiny
>>157695228seething lmao
>>157695228>chelshitterdid you change your diaper?
>>157695217Some overhyped Dortmund shitter like Sancho>>157695224The problem was Sanchez, the 0 depth at CB, Colwill and Malo Gusto and Caicedo being the only real DM in the club.
can't wait to watch spoods lose again
did i hear someone mention sancho o_0
dibu since joining chelshit 3 games 6 goals conceded
Stop the presses Liam Delap has scored!
so has blackson
>>157695302Most overrated goalkeeper in football history
Well the Hull manager wasn't lying in his presserHe said he was gonna get his players to kick fuck out of Chelsea
>>157694646Derby are the worst Premier League team, aren't they?
>>157695213/r/Soccer02 spreadsheet ok
>>157695344Of course it had to be Aston fucking Villa, when will Emery learn his lesson with Manure players?
is the 'Ull goalie dare i say, good?
>>157695382Spurs are the worst PL team ever
>>157693585Im gonna Jinx itHULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER HULL IS THE NEXT LEICESTER
>>157695424anulo mufa
>>157695200Cheers pal.
>>157695344chill with the spoilers some of us want to watch MOTD with fresh eyes
Chelsea are looking a bit Xabi…
>>157695443You don't understand live sport, do you.
Tigers at the top
>>157695424ɐʍɹnʞ
>>157694964Sure but the point is the media will look at>unfashionable northern place>no famous name as manager>not many spanish sounding players>don't play a possession obsessive gameand conclude they're hopelessThen the general public lap it up as gospel
>They’re fucking dead
All that money spent and they still look 5 signings away from competing
Scrape this fucker off the field I don’t have all day
>>157695471anyone selling shit players?
>>157695464Hull rhyming with dull is an overlooked fact in all of this
webm pls
>>157695455I'm watching Chelsea live right now as a matter of fact (by live I mean with a ~90 second time difference which I hope people posting spoilers will consider moving forward)
>tell him he's Pele and put him back on the field
>>157695471Don't know if you're talking about Pool or Chelsea
>shartinez
>>157695494Jesus fucking Christ you're a dull cunt.
>>157695471Five signings away from competing with Hull?
Yeah just play direct on Chelsea they look like a bunch of headless chicken when forced to defend
>>157695494WHAT A GOAL BY BELLOUMI
>>157695494goalbrentford
>losing to Hull at homeDamn son
>>157695531Everyone is five signings away from competing with Hull
>>157695494Oh god just turn it off now, this is pure gore
Dibu did the 120 minute move
>>157695550>Losing to an undefeated team who are top of the league and have only conceded one goalNot as bad as you make it sound desu
>>157695539>>157695544
>cross and inshallah to the tiny lwb
When will people realise that Hull - *drumroll* - are a paper tiger
>>157695550chelshit, yids and poonited still say they are top 6 teams.
Enter Herrington. It's all over now.
digits are the final score
>>157695582Yea we got Lamine Yamal at home
This is why I knew that new 5 second rule was going to be stupid because referees aren’t going to enforce it evenly
>>157695602just another tool in their matchfixing kit
J. PAEDOJ. PAEDOJ. PAEDO
Ah shit
>>157695573More a tiger that pulls teams apart like paper
noooooooooooo
heh...
Wheyyyy Paper Tigers FC
grim
BANG just keep the ball low
Missed the goal. Stream stopped working
We are back!
and it’s a scintillating link up between Chelsea’s star boy Cole Palmer and their Brazilian talisman Joao Pedro! Chelsea 2 - Hull City 2
wasn't spoiled good job lads!
>>157695595>9-5Fun home win
hull still wins this
Casuals and bandwagons where we headed next? For me, it's the bee
The 'mighty rentboys' chant is ringing out
wouldn't be surprised if chelsea didn't play any 0-0 game this season
>>157695653my team play in league one i dont give a shit about who wins the prem
>>157695653For me, it’s the cherries!
>>157695200based narrator
>>157695653spuds getting battered again
>>157695668fun watching for the neutral at least
>>157695602As I said
>>157695653I thought you said next week nvm
>>157695668They won't keep a clean sheet
Gusto is one of the dumber players I’ve ever seen
>>157695689phwoaaaaaaar the tits on that
Can’t remember the last time there’s been so many white people in my chelski
>>157695722have you watched vini "70 IQ" jr.?
>>157695689What the hell he looks just like me
>>157695722This is what I’m talking about. Retarded and bad
>>157695737i think its a psyop that hes "world class" he just plays for madrid. Never been good for brazil, never done anything memorable
>>157695689The swine of London more like
>>157695744
palmer is long overdue for a 30 meters blooter
>>157695756it's easy to be a superstar in leagues outside EPL just like Luis Diaz and Olise terrorising Bundes and now Gordon getting all the assists in Lel Liga
Nice REF
wtf when did Chelsea sign Welbeck, and why?
>>157695778yep the EPL is the only respectable top league week in and week out.
GUSTO IS SHIT
its time
>>157695778Olise and Diaz are bad examples
what a fucking retard
>>157695801heh...my boy dwellz...
Dirty shit bastard Barco
>>157695830wowzers
>>157695830wtf happened to liverpool fulham are gonna get relegated
who the fuck is this broccoli ginger
>>157695830*slurrrrrrp*
>5 draws
Valentine Boat looks about 10 years old
>>157695830Are all draws slurpers or only 0-0 ones?
>>157695830
VAZAZ
I'm sorry but I just can't take Barcos hair seriously.
>>157695851arr ngubee
>>157695851kek
>>157695850im sure he'll be gutted to hear that mate
>vaz subbed in>no room for racism pop up appears
>>157695830>pisACK
What a pass from palmer
>>157695689Am I the only one seeing a deformed Homer Simpson face?
Only following in this thread, is 2-2 fair or have Hull been lucky?
Any Hull player, including the goalkeeper, buries that wasted chace by Rogers.
Rogers should’ve done better there
I want Hull to win, please don't be a boring fucking tie
>>157695895Chelsea have been lucky
Is the ref a SAAAR?
this fucking ugly zoomer ginger retard, in any normal society he would be tossed off a cliff
>>157695912you can judge how based the away side is from how much they boo him
fuark
>>157693585
Damn that couldve been very funny
>>157695909mixed black and white
>draws in every gameNice league bruh
barco is the new cucurella. has people absolutely seething because of his hair
>>157695937isnt that good that every match is competitive
>>157695937forest are winning
>>157695801this season. apparently for some experience
Villan bros...
>>157695949They could shave their heads and they would still be utter bellends
that jesus guy scored for forest!
>>157695966christ!
>>157695963the hair makes it. they act the same as caicedo but he doesnt get half the hate
>>157695970no not the anointed one the other one
>>157695960Midtable mentality
>>157695978Angel Gabriel!
>>157695966>Jesus defeating the Villans at the endCan't say that shit is made up in certain places
Very good point for Chelsea
dumbest corner ever
>>157695966its not fair
>>157695654next
>>157695801because he's better than what they had
based ipswich
Chelsea just appealing for a penalty every time they get the ball into the box
begging for a pen against the might hull city association football club
handball doesnt matter if the ball doesnt diverge
>>157696001Getting a tough point out of Hull is gonna seem impressive come April.
100% handball and penalty
>>157696009no one is watching that trash
>>157696034plastic
IPSWICH WINNER
>>157696045I'll be watching Carlisle Southend
GOOD team Hull, solid point GAINED
Ok now Hull City has proved itself.
>>157696045I'm a fan of top Premier League Clubs like Hull and Brentford. I can't be assed to watch shitters like Tottenham
>>157696054redeemed
>>157696034it's kinda fun to watch spurs fall apart. Also watched a lot of man utd games during the ten hag and amorim era
>>157695851the photonegative McBurnie
Another 2 points dropped in our title charge, not good enough from Sergei and the lads!
RESPECT THE POINT UTFT
>>157696006>>157695966how come spurs and chelsea and city can spend £500m and we can't? it's not fair.
all the ABC slobbering their own cocks off because we dropped some points to Hull forget your shite teams will drop points AND even if they're a ''''''''big'''''''''' team or in the Red Cartel they have more games to play than we do, so how about you start chatting shit come March, hmm?
BIGSCARYPREMIERLEAGUE
Hull keeping Chelsea under them on thr table where they belong
>>157696144yeah, this is a great result for us
>>157693713>>157693751behold the power of my genius
>>157696144Your team is leaking goals left, right and center...it will only get worst when the Fulham's, the Bournemouth's, the Sunderlad's pick up match fitness.Thsi is actually the best moment of the season to play mid table shiiters, not in December and January
Title charge status for cheldump?
