Feel good edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread: >>>/xs/270177
blessed mori edition holy. this is his basho!
Yushonofuji this time I promise.
About 1 hour till things kick off right?
Atamin Atamin Atamin Atamin
>>157705063He can still make yokozuna. I know he can.
>>15770520409:05 Tokyo time.
>>157705236Too old, koga will rope though
>>157705270
Anime
Ready
>>157705150I'd buy that for a dollar.
>>1577051503-0 vs Onosato0-5 vs Kotozakurahow does he do it?
horse, WTK and waka-no-show are out right? any other breaking news for those of us who don't speak moon?
>>157704893>moriurara OPYeah I'm thinkin the spirits are gonna be tremblin tonight lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8POCO8K2TPgNew AK69 theme music. Not sure how to feel.
>>157706284This makes me seethe for some reason. I dont even dislike zak, idk what it is
>>157706284He can't reach the belt vs Kotozakura's gut
>>157706336Just those AFAIK.
>>157706336>breaking newsTakayasu win this one. It was leaked.
>>157706414pinoy pride worldwide
>>157706380Its an alright song, but it sucks for an intro.
Eisei's movements just look... odd.
and we're back
>>1577048931-0!!!!!
mori win lets fucking goooooooooooo
>>157706462You got some of the finest. Takayasu and Fujiryoga are top.
>0-1 debutYep. Go home white piggu!
>>157706380I'm missing chicken already
>>157706637He almost pulled off an Utchari, but he definitely needs more time to develop.
>>157706637he's coming into japanese sumo too young. even all the bottom rankers can overpower his lanky ass
How many kinboshi on day 1?How many kinboshi this tournament?
>>157706871why give kinboshi when you can just kyujo :^)
>>157706637Joshoyu is the strongest guy in the low ranks right now, it's fine
>>15770687111He'll withdraw with injured nipple on day 2
>>157706871Yokozuna fight komusubi on day one (barring injury), so there's almost never a kinboshi given out. There won't be one today. There will probably be a bunch given out over the next week though. I'd say 3.
Wow its finally time again huh
>>157707134onosato has never beaten yoshinofuji who's currently at M2, so that's one star in the bag
Hello frens, it's good to be back with you degenerates.>Tune in early to watch New White Kid on the Block>those voicesEvil Spirits have already claimed this basho
>haven't watched in a year>not only is Dewanojo alive, he's bigger than everLiterally how? He can barely mount the dohyo.
>Enter Dewanojo
kino
>>157709117becoming so big your opponent can't even get into the ring is a 200IQ strat
>>157709117>Birthday: December 14, 1993Can't be long now.
where are we watching? midfags refrain
>>157709232Sumo Family, I don't know if that's the best option or not these days
>>157709232https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
>>157709232i'm something of a leo watcher
>>157709232found a new one called kappasumo that's pretty good
>>157709544Kill yourself
>>157709806>>157709942>>157709963Buy an ad.
>>157710010
>>157709232Ahenka on kick. No gay commentary, worst it gets is he flashes a meme on screen now and then. Free, don't have to buy a vpn.
>>157709544Faggot
>>157710058
>>157710146>kadobanzakura
>>157710146How much longer do you think he can squeak out hachinanas?
>>157710146What's his fucking problem?
>>157710403parking space fever
>>157710403What's yours?
Juryo shitters can't stop Niggatame this basho. Get ready for a futaGOY yusho.
>>157710418Does Dan get two parking spaces because he got promoted to ozeki twice
>>157706380Nah this ain't it chief. This should be played on the final day or someshitThis song does NOT get me hyped.
>>157709232Leo because I'm a surface-level weeb and I need the dubbed version to really enjoy it. I don't want gamer stats taking up the screen because SumoDB is right there.
>>157709768>ai slop vtuberpass
>>157710722Dan gets his usual parking space + the disabled parking space that is actually reserved in the future for Shishi
>LIFE IS A TREEEAAAASUUUURE
fuckin abema
Oyakata's agree.
is there something new wrong with WTK or is he still recovering from whatever took him out last time
>>157706380What retard thought rap would be a good fit for sumo anyway? It's dogshit
>>157710810Compartment syndrome is no joke. Still recovering.
>>157709430>>157710805these but unironically
>>157710812This one. If you want to tell him not to, you go right ahead.
>>157710810>>157710819Yeah they cut the dude's leg deep into the muscle, he's lucky to have been treated in time not to lose the leg.
>>157710819ah that's what it was, I forgot>Still recoveringthat sucks>>157710850oh geezhopefully he comes back but ending on a yusho isn't the worst way to retire
>>157709232Another vote for avoidingthehenka on Kick.I may occasionally check in on queenbee's twitch stream purely for entertainment.
>>157710849Not to what?
>>157710954Fit rap with sumo....
itadakimasu
>>157709232Sumo Family on YT
>>157710759apparently every live commentary sumo streamer on twitch is required to have a vtuber avatar
Eat shit Kakuryu.
>>157710986I'm not one of his deshi so I'm not worried about his chimpouts.
>>157710944>ethot with buttmusicjfc it's somehow still insufferable even on mute
>>157711015channels get dinged for audio only commentary for being "insufficiently transformative"
>>157710944I too will pop into queenbee's stream occasionally for... reasons
Even evil spirits are getting on board!
Now that was some fatslap
>PSHHT! PSHHT! PSHHT!1-0
>>157711125delectable breeding tummy!
>>157711125harapan queen
Hananoumi is Onosato's most common practice partner btw.
>>157711240the stumbling bellyflop was familiar
What crackhead put his hand up for that? Obara's heel was nowhere near touching down.
>>157711125her getting spitroasted by Shishi and Gonoyama
>>157711257goosh goosh
>>157710840>>157710805No thanks brother, I don't speak japanese, keep it to yourself!
Always sad to see a -musashi lose. Zero sekitori at Musashigawa is shameful.
>>157711320Neither do I. Hell, I listen to music when I watch the lower divisions. But I get it at the highest quality straight from the source with no bullshit. Anything else just ain't it.
>>157711320retard
Wakamiyabi has definitely improved. It's still gonna be hard for him to kk at this position though
Kachi clashers rate the picks I have no idea about the lower ranks any super rookies coming in?
>>157711379I hope he cracks it at least once. He's my favorite of the Futagonerds (after Koga of course).
>>157711391>I have no idea about the lower ranksDo... do you think you have an idea about the others? lol
crowd creepin cuties
>>157711391
>>157711351>>157711359We're very happy for you and we are glad you are enjoying yourself, spamming the thread about it and trying to force your way of viewing on others is not the right way to go about things.We are all here to enjoy the same thing, not to have autists screech about insignificant choices in their life because they were raised by youtube and not their parents.
>>157711397He's jolly. I root for him because I like watching slappers.
>>157711391Are you aiming for best score or just guys you like? After a couple of years of trying to pick based on who I think will perform and getting made the butt of jokes by the evil spirits, I just do vibes.
anyone else use https://bashopicks.com? apparently the guy that made it is a fan of that dead datasumo guy so I figured it would be screencrowding AI slop
>>157711415>the same thingNah, you watch a version altered by an attention whore that's basically a parody, not the same thing at all. Nice seethe though
>>157711425derp
>>157711415Holy fuck you're retarded.
>>157711391Believers???
>>157711407I hope goth baddie will be there on this one too
ENHOOOOOOOO
>>157711415You're literally screeching because he's NOT watching on YouTube. They're funny images, chill out faggot.
>>15771142550/50 guys I like but also vibes. I wouldn't say I LIKE shishi, but I do think he finally figured something out. Atamifuji did too. I think kusano is on the cusp of figuring something out. Abi, never bet against Abi. Onosato because he does poorly in the summer heat, perhaps the autumn crispiness will heal him up, we'll see.
>>157711415kys
>>157711445the reason to vote for abi is not because abi will win and reward your pick but because if you start picking against him he will beat all your favorite dudes
>>157711445As much as I hate to say it, I think it's time to start betting against Abi.
>>157711459man it feels like so many people have retired lately, the faces are changing too fast. Don't go, Abi.
>>157711480He'll be an elder and shinpan before long.
Come on Keegs, one more basho for the road
>>157711404Post your picks then pussy Fujiryoga atamifuji and shishi has done well recently zak and abi are the only bad picks
>>157711611>zakOdd that you know that pick makes no sense, but did it anyway.
the round mound of throwdown Kayou
>>157711639Physics textbook writer's favorite rikishi
Fuzzy RAPE!!!
>>157711638I believe
i know takayasu's hurt, i don't care
>>157711668Now there's a woman who loves guinea pigs.
>>157711429You don't know what version I watch, but you need to spam yours multiple times every single day. thinking hard about that one
NIGGATAME LETS GO!!!
sheeeeeeit
Oh hey, Enho exists.
>>157711677THE HONORARY WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
good start for babutame
THE SHORT MAN MARCHES ON
n-hole
Enho with a solid start
Me with a liquid shart.
holy. fr*cking. awesomesauce! Enho just beat....uhhhh.....let me check my notes *flips through notebook* *scans sumodb* Huh? I don't know who the FRICK his opponent even was? Must not be important.
THE HONORARY ABORTIONIST MARCHES ON
you'll never get me lucky charmst. enho
That right there is a yokai wearing her human disguise. The Toyokawa Temple isn't far away, I imagine this is a popular haunt for hungry Kitsune.
shidorifuji
>>157711746Isn't that closer to Nagoya?
>>157711746she has the look about her
Sadanoumi vs Mitakeumi in Juryo feels wrong.
ummmmm where is horseshitryu???
Why is Hoshoryu still yokozuna?
The fuck is that mark?
>>157711856cupping mark, week or two old. It's an asian form of bloodletting. Vintage technique but donating blood feels good so I don't see why cupping/bloodletting wouldn't too.
>>157711856It's his ace in the hole. He is going to infect all his opponents so that only he remains.
>>157711810true, both of those washed up uncs belong in makushita
>>157711886rude
>>157711856From hair rubbing on their shoulder during butsukari. Most rikishi have it to some degree.
>>157711886How dare you.
>>157711896you're fucking kidding, seriously?
we're back for some tasty tonkatsu!
>>157711856I think it's Super AIDS
>>157711907Look at Tamawashi right now. Same spot.
>>157711907Check Asahifuji's shoulders next time. He's got tennis balls up there
retire old manwe are in the fat ugly bastard era now
>>157711896>>157711907Yeah there's a bunch of stuff like that. Lots of rikishi will have what looks like a big allergy bump on below their right shoulder from Teppo exercises.
>>157711937that's not a very nice way to talk about kazuma
Where the fuck is that Finn? I'm hungry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxj2iHAtzE
Is Tanji a half breed? He looks Eastern European.
Ew...
>>157712002This Yusho brought to you by Japanese IKEA.
>>157711998Russian mother.
>>157712012>Ikea furniture but all of it is made with Bamboohonestly I kinda want it
The cursed Yokozuna has allowed the evil spirits in...
>>157712078how many times has he stumbled now
>>157712083he didn't slip this time
>>157712083The past five basho.
amazing camera work abema fantastic
>>157712083just the once, but people don't forget.
LIFE IS A TREASURE
omg new intro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
abema fuck is this, go back, this is gay as fuck
someone posted mochicore anime where the mochi girl voiced some characters last basho, cant find this post now
Well that's a trash intro music you ever hear one, absolutely unfitting lol
>>157712164new intro sucks ass I feel less hyped for sumo than I was before that's not what the intro is supposed to do
>new opening>mongol saga is officially overKino...
>>157712174ok I got it, turns out just searching mochi was enough >>157136237
>>157712187if they keep this I might just go back to NHK and listen to fucking hiro morita and that grumpy australian guy, this blows ass
Is Gaijin-san back yet? Reading his posts was some of the only fun I've had on 4chan in many ears.
>>157712204who?
>>157712195Nothing is over.
>>157712212Gaijin-san
>>157712212I think he's talking about the guy who posts with a Jap VPN.
I Sodesune still the only one streaming english NHK?
>>157712212>>157712219Fucking captcha
>Onokatsu in juryoNO KATSU THIS BASHO!
>>157712229
Suomi a bitch nigga.
Believe the omens Zak bros
>>157712248Still can't unsee the deer on the right spurting blood...
>>157712229>>157712242his(your) posts are not as funny as you think they are
lol, Shonannoumi is clueless...
gyoji putting in real hustle there to ensure he stays as much in the way as he can be for as long as possible
That new intro sounds like it's gonna be the last basho ever, or something
What the fuck was that, Hakuho?
hakuho jr...losted
>>157712303
>>157712303like the song to signal the last dance at prom or something
>>157712248back to 8-7?
Is that a small bandage or is Asasuiryu's eye just like that now?
Add rules to the sumo drinking game Henka drink
>>157712337Its bandage. He had stitches on his eye.
hyper aggressive manlet bros, our time has come...
>>157712340Shishi shot
>>157712346Just feels like it's been there forever.... or am I thinking of someone else? Hitoshi maybe?
Well thrown.
>>157712350asa bros best bros?
>>157712303It makes me think of an opening to the second (last) season of a show. The first season had an energetic and action-packed opening
>>157712353Noooo Shishi :(
asa bros vs waka bros vs koto bros
>>157712431kotono diff
>>157712430Don't worry, the bullet went through his brain. He's fine.
>>157712431ikari bros soon
>>157712445Only difference is he likes rice now
>>157712461Imagine the power...
Tobizarubros...Is our boy old and busted?
>>157712485they're gonna put him in the chanko
>>157712485Probably... :(
Looked like a matta.
KINBOZOOO
match of the night boys
nice yeet ura
OUR RETARD
lmao
lol
ura bros we are back
Ura, the people's yokozuna>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
ohhh boy
GOOD SHIT URA, OUT WITH THE CAVEMAN MENACE
Lionbros...14-1 still possible
Ura putting the ogre in his place
they keep replaying it lol
It was a great bout. I liked the cheeky little headbutt from Ura.
>>157712467why doesn't he just do this to all the manlets
>>157712631He tried to do this to Ura last time they fought, but Ura dodged and Shishi lost balance. You can actually see his cro magnon brain remember that moment and hesitate to do it again today >>157712627
>>157712667I meant to quote the fight webm >>157712629
>>157712667Right I thought he looked scared for a moment
>>157712691I know. I'm still going to pretend you liked the headbutt too though.
>>157709232I miss datasumo...
>>157712724Buy an ad.
>>157712741>ad for a twitch stream that hasn't been up for months
>>157712667Shishi sensed the trap and reigned in the urge to go for the all-in push but wasn't ready for the sidestep & slapdown.
>>157712724He was doing commentary for like 2 hours earlier tonight on another new channel he's apparently friends with.
>>157712724sumo lost its sovl the day he died
>>157712785where exactly?
>>157712812https://www.twitch.tv/kappasumoLooks like a group of retards rotating commentary between them throughout the night, but at least most of the commentary is on topic and not shit like their dog needing a colonoscopy or whatever.
>>157712826Is that what's wrong with Hiradoumi?
>>157712849Well it at least explains why his face looks permanently nervous.
Rapistbros...
Whom is supported by Dark Spirits this basho?
>>157712886Kinbozan, likely.
>>157712886has to be asahakuryu cause he used them to beat abi
S-tier manletting
MY NIGGA FUJINOKAWA
This little motherfucker right here...
kusano...
Fight of the day?
Fujinokawa is forever sanyaku nowElders can't afford giving him more kinboshi
>>157712934Still Ura vs Shishi so far.
Pretty good day 1 showingHope Fujinokawa does at least as good as in July
man what a lineup of matches
Fight: guy versus same guy but wider
Holy shit, fujinokawa is so fun to watch when not doing his manlet shenanigans
THE FAT MAN MARCHES ON
>>157706572Ironic that there are no sumo clubs that exist here
Atamifuji is getting good finally figured out he’s 400 lbs and can walk people out
we already know dan wins this let's just move on
>>157711746>Toyokawa Temple
>>157712984nah
>>157712985Tower....
>>157712954very disingenuous to make them look the same size in their pictures
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Gazpacho Maker>The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
good win for my boylittle harder for aonishiki than i would have liked against kotoeiho but a win is a win
>>157712986Yeah
WHITE MAN!
kinda gay to hold hands desu
>give up the left inside off the tachiai>lose
crippled old man match
its time
Zak's parking spot status?
I fail to remember how Kotozakura is still Ozeki
I'm so fucking scared
zak is going to stand there and then either step back and lose or 'yasu is going to fall off to the side and give zak the win
what a fucking weirdo...
>>157713034He's only had two makekoshi as an Ozeki and they were over a year apart.
Don't start believing
reminder to not believe
>>157713040lol
>>157713034He's had double digits more recently than Onosato.
>zak not fighting like an absolute pussywhats going on
SHHHHHHHHHHHH*PAP**PAP**PAP*
Someone believed
papa's gonna kadoban
>>157713049I started just as he gave up. ill never learn
>>157713061it was me sorry guys
Kotozakura Yokozuna by January
takayasu seemed 10 years older today
>>157713038i loled so much when I saw him do that.
>>157713046Ok thank you. I thought the standard was stricter somehow
>>157713071groin injuries will do that to you
I like to open a tab for midnightsumo whenever Aonishiki's match comes on because he seethes over him every tournament and tries to play it off. He purposefully played an ad over his match tonight which I thought was pretty funny.
Odd of onosato fucking up at the start?I'd say 58%
>>157713079Against Daieisho? Low.
>>157713078danfag falseflag
that was... rough
>>157713088better a danfag than a middyfag
time for your pussy adjustmet you smirking lil fag
Not a good day for Koto bros
>>157713078>I like to open a tab for midnightsumoInto the trash it goes...
>>157713099Danfag is also the Chrisfag. I suspect he's a Sumospiffyfag as well.
>>157713106Can I not enjoy my niche lolcow
can he choke?
>>157713078>I like to open a tab for midnightsumo>danfag watches midnightfigures
>>157713107Medication time, schizo.
I don't think Daiesho can do that
>be Onosato>left shoulder totally broken>right shoulder with AIDSIts over for this big fella right...?
was he attacked by a swarm of angry bees or what
>>157713122See >>157711896
Its pimples, he plans on using the fluid form them to become slippery, like a cheater
This is Basho with salary increase, right? How expensive are tickets now in comparison to last basho?
Whoa
>>157713134idk but they sold out
>jumps at the tawara againhe's completely mentally raped
So this is yokozuna sumo...
Relying on that fucking jump again. Its over
onosato fights like he is scaredthat is NOT yokozuna material
a win is a win but that wasn't a yokozuna win
Back to jumping eh
>pullshe has not learned one iota.
>>157713144... at least it worked... I guess? Yuck.
you fat dipshit
>>157713111you already get plenty of that, you like dan
>doesn't push forward>pushed back and jumps>wins anywayHe needs to be punished for this shit again.
>Press W -> win>Press W -> meet resistance>Retreat and attempt slap down>????Very on-brand,
Ura vs Shishi match of the day
>>157713134This is only in the Tokyo bashos, the rest seem normal to my knowledge.Anyhow, 25k for weekdays, 27.5k for werkends and 30k for days 14 and 15 for ringside seats.Box seats reach 25k on the last 2 days.
>>157713155You seethe just as much as he does.
Let’s not forget that Onosato is literally known as a human steamroller: he charges forward after the tachiai and shoves his opponent right out of the dohyo. That was his signature style on the way to becoming Yokozuna. It reached a point where the ease with which he won—using such a rudimentary, simple approach—was almost comical.Right now, he’s simply tanking his way through matches by relying on his 200kg frame and a 10cm height advantage over everyone else, def mode. If opponents manage to push him back or force him to engage in a shoving match, it’s game over for him. That "jump at the last second" tactic (hoping for a win) is like playing with loaded dice—he’ll get the decision 75% of the time simply because he’s a Yokozuna and the judges don't want to award a kinboshi.There is also a risk of injury from an ill-timed fall while attempting those jumps.
Reminder that Yokozuna sumo is simply to win. Nothing else matters. A win is a win.
>>157713075>Hachinana (ハチナナ) lit.'eight-seven' A Japanese expression meant to ridicule ōzeki who are underpowered but conveniently win and maintain their rank with a barely achieved kachi-koshi. It has a more bitter meaning than kunroku.Funny what I just stumbled on, that's what happened in Nagoya I see, plus>>157713057
Eisei has a similar to build to Shishi, they are both giant bear-like men
>>157713150like most of his matches... imagine watching onosato highlights when he's long gone lol lmao
I'm not giving any attention to Eisei until he reaches makushita
>>157713335I knew Ura would out-tech this clumsy cro-magnon
>>157712994Fuck off Goose.
>>157713335Man that move at 7s seems pretty close to a hair pull.
>>157713694Nah, he's just shoving his head down, Wakanohana even demonstrated it on Stunto.
>>157713810I watch the channel and I enjoy how badly it makes people on here seethe
>>157713335Bitch im fabulous.
Anyone interesting in makushita other than Asahifuji?
>>157713971Tenshoyama, not as refined, but still a big Mong. Also the three Futagoyama boys in the joi, Wakamiyabi and Mita (former Juryo) were involved in that big playoff in July, so there's potential there.Pic not related.
>Fujinokawa is 21 years old
>>157714312...or is he?
>>157713814>I eat shit, doesn't that make you mad?lol
>>157714384It does though.
Just eat rice.
>>157714403But 'taters...
>>157714415No thanks!
Missed the 1st day. How did Onosato do?
>>157714651still shit
>>157714651he won but still looked terrible, resorting to pulling and retreating, did his stupid jump at the tawara
>>157714651
>>157714874
How did I know this Toshinofuji nigga was Mongolian just by looking at him
>>157714968Say Hakuho.
>>157714968Mongolians usually look like sad aunts.
>>157715109They have a square quality to their face
>>157714874OnoPSYCHO
>>157714668>>157714711>>157714874Holy fuck.
>>157704893LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157714874lmao, this would be so kino if it was pre injury
>>157714874What is he even doing? Looking at camera to practice faces to disturb his opponent?
what's the logic behind fighting like a cripple with one arm and barely winning every match? le yokozuna honor?what's honorable about fighting like a bitch, pulling and jumping back just to go 9-6? He and Kisenosato are fucking retards
doki-doki hyate <3
Someone tell Natto to fix his timestamps. What am I not paying for?
everyone sekiwake and above won their opening match
Couldn't watch live because I had work, solid day of fatslap honestly. Asahi continues his rampage, all the top guys got their wins, nothing crazy happened. Surely it won't devolve into a shitshow this time, right?>>157716854He watches siswet to psyche himself up.
>>157712785It was cool to hear data off script and just chatting about sumo and asking those guys about their stream setup. I bought into the datasumo is ai spam, but that's obviously bullshit after listening to him chat normally. Now I miss that channel so hard. We had no idea how good we had it. It sucks having to tab back and forth between abema and sumodb like a peasant
>>157712785Ah, so he finally learned that running a voiceover bot gets your channel banned and is speaking.
Oh damn I had a ghetto perfect kachiclash day, with my loss being to one of my other picks in Kotoeiho losing to Dan.
>>157716854With Hosh out there needs to be someone to fulfill this basho's intense staredown quota
>>157714874>mfw when the new recruits don't buttchug the sake fast enough
>>157723296He was watching matches from his May 25 yusho.>Yeah that's me, I'm a Yokozuna, I'm big and strong, I can do sumoThe match:>Panic pulldown, jump over the tawaraIT WAS FUCKING DAIEISHO HOW ARE YOU STRUGGLING AGAINST HIS INJURED OSHI SUMO
Don’t worry Niggatame will save us from this era of bad Zunas by next year. His run starts this basho.
>>157705236Phenomenal file name.
>>157712971There are amateur solo clubs around the world, maybe you are just a shut in?
>>157723863I hate to break this to you anon but he plans on formally asking for permission to use the shikona of Miyabiyama upon making Makuuchi. Poor little shit never stood a chance.
>>157712078He's doing the hop on purpose, right?
>>157712145A Welshman only has to look at a sheep with lust in his eyes one time and that's him done for life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ8QBQapNKMHiro said that Onosato has recovered from his injury!
>Onosato practising before the basho
>>157725570I love this guy's enthusiasm
>>157725781Have you heard about the time Tamawashi nodowa'd him???
>>157714384Kek yeah he is not the brightest one here
I thought Eisei was green as fuck, but he fared much better than I thought. He just needs to bulk up seriously, he looks lanky as fuck
>>157713971what he said>>157714028any time asahifuji and tenshoyama were in the same division, asahifuji kept cucking him from the yushoas soon as tenshoyama was by himself he won the sandanme yusho in July and now it's probably gonna be another asahifuji vs tenshoyama for makushita this go around
>>157727756>The future of Ozumo is Mong v MongIs this 2007?
>>157714388No one is jealous of your creepy shit-eating fetish, Nigel.
>>157728817You sound pretty mad though.
>>157725653kek
>>157720935It was always obvious that he had a personality just by what he constantly typed in his own chat. He kept the vocal commentary dry and simple on purpose just to meet twitch minimum standards cause he knew a lot of people don't wanna hear retards screech over their sumo constantly.>middyfags
>>157720935>>157729428Buy and ad datasumo and shut the fuck up. Your streams sucked. AI gen garbage
>Don't grope women or you'll get glassed
>>157731386give me a qrd. is he a groper or a glasser?
hes so powerful .... ,
>>157705482shishi was real good last basho yet today he blundered about like a retard again. i hope he gets his footing and shows some good stuff.the big prize will be decided between aonishiki & kirishima & atamifuji again imo.
>>157733060Ura is a clever guy, he knew not to let Shishi get a hold of the belt
>>15773306013-2 aonishiki y13-2 kirishima jyboth fighting for yokozuna in november
>>157733060Ura is a tough match for a big guy without a lot of agility.
Shishi's a big guy
>>157733181Imagine a potential double yoko promotion in november.That would be sick.
>>157733610For you
>>157733181>13-2
>>157733181>jyNo, there's already 2 yokozuna. There's no need to fuck around with equivalents. 2 consecutive Ys or bust.
>>157733181>13-2 aonishikidanfags are so delusional
>>157732780Got drunk, groped a top donor's gf, at first it was said Isegahama glassed him but he just slapped and punched him
>>157734645based terunofuji keeping his padawans in line
>>157734645Man, he looks so likable tho. I bet that bitch was asking for it.
honestly if you reach makunouchi you should be able to grope any woman you want. you deserve it for reaching sekitori and should be a new perk you get.
>>157730110He's long gone. You're literally screeching at nothing.Midnightfags are raw cancer. Go eat shit with the brit
>>157735205I can only imagine Hakuho gassed all these prodigy kids up and gave them huge egos.
>>157735961>He's long gone.If he is long gone then stop talking about him you fucking shill. No one cares.
>>157728444See >>157712215
>>157735240It'd make juryo a lot more entertaining, that's for sure
>>157735205Nah, college sumo prick.
>>157736148You care enough to be so triggered by it every time.
>>157736314go away datatranny
>>157736326I don't even know where to find his channel. Just an observation, lol.
>>157721265anti-Danners are a bunch of loser bitches lmaoooooo
>>157736365no thanks bub, but post it another 8 times next thread
>>157736365based
I can't believe they got Ibata's hair to lay flat. Props to the tokoyama.
Koga, ganbare!!!
>>157713335Who were some other Ura like sumo in the past? Guys who had a very entertaining style but because of that or other limitations were never going to reach Sanyaku outside of brief appearances.
>>157736707seethe
>>157736293maybe, but teru is a violent mong retard. he has bigger things to worry about, like atamifuji's yurufun and retarded swaying at the tachiai.
>>157736937Usually the rikishi who do crazy moves are on the lighter side. Mainoumi comes to mind.
>>157737071>he has bigger things to worry aboutBigger than keeping his sponsors happy? No, he doesn't.
3nd for double digit roga losses and yet another year where making sanyaku is his goal
>>157734565Dan won 14 matches last basho
>>157737084true, the sponsors love late night chimpouts
>>157737164Retard.
>>157737194Tery, I know you're boiling that you can't punch me through the monitor but you don't have to reply if you have nothing to say
>>157737136why does it say 12-3 then
>>157737273I did have something to say. You're a retard. You don't know what the phrase "chimping out" means despite using every chance you get. Isegahama was saving face with his sponsor when his deshi stepped out of line. That's the Japanese playbook to a T, and has nothing to do with him being a "violent mong retard."
>>157737084 He is a head of the biggest stable in the country with a number of top tier rikishi. He should have endless sponsors lined up and not suck their cock. Isn't JSA real strict about this kind of shit? One more chimp out and he's out. And all the sponsors in the wrold wouldn't matter.
>>1577373442 playoff bouts
Are there any stables that still have gaijin slots open?
>>157737464i know. those don't count.
>>157737446AFAIK the identity of the supporter has never been revealed, but based on the response we can only assume it was an important one. Why should the head of the stable compromise for the sake of Hakuho's flash in the pan college recruit when Terunofuji's going to be in charge of the stable for another 20 years?Sure, they're strict, but he also self-reported the incident, and the only reason they applied any sort of punishment to him is because the PUBLIC doesn't like that sort of behavior. You think Shibatayama gives a toss?
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>>157704893
>danfag makes a thread 17 posts early
>>157737856He NEEDS us to know how gay he is.
>>157737833Yuck...
>>157737833>Early thread just to be gay
>>157737833
>>157737833Why tho?
>>157737833Danners are a bunch of loser bitches lmaoooooo
>>157737833I swear to god danfags have to be the biggest fucking retards in this thread.
>>157738466What a great picture. Priceless faces. mf on the right with his "gotcha bitch" smile
>>157738896FACT
>>157738896>danfagsI'm pretty sure it's just one single giga-autistic faggot. All the Aonishiki glazing posts sound the same
ICHINOJOC H I / m y b r o /
>>157739152I don't know and I don't care. People need to stop putting his slavic dick in their throats.
>>157738466>TO THE MEATGRINDER, FILTHY GAIJIN HOHOL
Good on Soma getting his eyes slapped out and still notching the win.
YAMATOOOOOOOU
Kirishima yusho
>>157739830This is a Takayasu neighbourhood, move along.
No quickie by Mita
>>157739939loser neighbourhood
>>157737833This is the antidanfag dont be fooled
>>157740294All danning is danfaggery, whether anti or pro.
Asahi figued out by J14 lol
>>157740426functionally his only losses so far have been to gigathrusters
>>157739694Probably painful, but I like bouts when one guy absorbs a bunch of fatslaps like that
>>157706380that buck looks zesty as hell
