And so it begins... WE ARE BACK /REDZONE/ BROS. 7 HOURS OF uh, football BEGINS IN ABOUT 40 MINUTES.Early Window>Buccaneers vs Bengals>Saints vs Lions>Jets vs Titans>Ravens vs Colts>Falcons vs Steelers >Bears vs Panthers>Browns vs Jaguars>Bills vs TexansLate Window>Dolphins vs Raiders>Packers vs Vikings>Commanders vs Eagles>Cardinals vs Chargers
What should I order from Doordash?
1st for wions
Scott Hanson and the Redzone crew are unacceptably bad at their jobs.
>black qbs
so glad to be back bros. I missed redzone threads
lift shirt up, show me them tuddies
Sup fellas, it's been awhile. Did you have a good offseason?
it's already over
My nigga mr bakerLet's do this
>>157719493My baseball team was done by April, so no.
This is our year.This is our team.We bleed blue. Baltimore supremacy grudge match incoming. A gay poet vs a history of racing horsebreeding. This is what football is all about.
Muh worst rate Dolphins play in the late window so RedZone it is
hungover as fuck from a wedding yesterday. burrrrrrss
ALL TEAMS REPORT INiggles here, God i love when they don't play at 1pm
>Lawrence without Etienne
>>157719586
My team is going to win. Your team is going to lose. Simple as.
>>157719586Lolphin Report/a/n in
this feels like a pizza rolls kinda day.
>>157719586The well respected Giants checking in
>>157719622
I'm locked in.
i have accomplished nothing in 1 year
>>157719662Careful with that edge, Eugene
>>157719675Me personally I lost some weightBut other than that…
Coach primate
>>157719719Coward
>>157719675changes this week bro, get after it
which will happen first, foomblecat or >NFL kickers? place your bets
>>157719586My soon to be 1-0 Commanders reporting in
>>157719777Foomblecat
>>157719675this but 10
What is your drink and snack of choice?
>>157719586My niners have already played but still reporting in
>>157719843Picante Cheladas and chicken wings
>>157719853Thanks for humiliating the Circadian Rasm. Sincerely, America.
>>157719826good news, Derrick Henry during that span hasn’t missed much football.
I just ate 2 cans of Chefboyardee spaghetti and meatballs and im having a full on sodium headache
I've been waiting all summer for sunday afternoon
>>157719882That looks bomboss!Enjoy
Mom won't let me order the red zone package this year. Can't imagine what shit game I'm gonna have to sit through at 1pm
>>157720004Moms are always so weak
How many this season?
>>157720004Get a job
>>157719843Crab dip with crackers. Lemon sparkling water.
Good teams (team) doesn't start until the second slate of games (when the Kangz play).
why are streams worse now than they were in 2016
>>15772007767
>>157720077At least once a week.
we are so fucking back bros >>157720004nfl+ app has it for like 14 bucks a month and includes all primetime games pretty good deal desu
>>157720152because you touch yourself at night
>>157720004Unless you're like 12....get a job
I forgot about all the crazy ads in American tv
A certain zone is about to start.I’ll give you a hint: it’s not a blue zone. It’s not a green zone. It’s not a yellow zone…
why the fuck do they not have a 4k redzone
>>157720438Cool it with the antisemitism
>>157720331Talk to your doctor and ask if Dupixent(R) is right for you
woke up early for this lads
We fucking made it, bros.
>>157720399here we go here we go
1 MINUTE WARNINGI REPEAT, 1 MINUTE WARNING
what year did chris become cringe for you?for me its 2024
>no free Redzone for Week 1 this yearFuck Disney.
>Starts out with a commercial
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157720544here we go again!
I WAS HERE
ONE MINUTE YE FAGGOTS
WEARELIVE
THE WAITISOVER
HE'S BACK
252 DAYS LATERAND WE'RE BACK
>>157720553The cringe becomes endearing and swings back around to based
>>157720576SCOOTER!
SCOTT! <3
scott is so lazy now he doesnt even talk in the afternoon window
>Season 18Too old
The cocksucking NFL app is crashing on me again
Yeah I'm thinking I'm focusing on Jags Browns. Why? Heh. Cuz this lil nigga is announcing.
>>157720628are you ready?!?!
it's good to be back
I cannot wait for the first OCTOBOX
>Shilling sponsors alreadyIt's ogre
SCOTT
I like Scott Hanson as much as the next guy, but what is a Robert Pattinson centered movie about him even supposed to look like?
>>157720659I cant even put it in the OP anymore lol
Kek Scott looks like LaCroix with that makeup.
YEEEEEEEEEEAHHERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anyone else’s nfl+ not working
>>157720674it paints hanson as a creep that got off on humiliating people
ITS GREAT TO BE BACK GENTLEMEN!
Gentlemen.. its been long overdue, we are finally back i miss you all.lets fucking gooooooo
in this early window i am both panthers and saints fan! :D go panthers! gosantsies!!!
>>157720715feet feet feet
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157720674A movie about that time there was a fire alarm in the redzone hq and he almost died
>>157720715....name?
allen jogs like a fag
streams always suck ass to start the season
OCTOBOXCTOBOX
>Titans flag on first kickoffKEK
OCTO
OCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOXOCTOBOX>OCTOBOX
>>157720694yes, wtfit's telling me to subscribe to get access, but i am subscribed and when i click on it it just says "look like you already have access to this"then doesn't give me access kek
OCTO BOX!!!!!I'M GOING TO CUM!!!!
S E V E NEVENH O U R SOURS
I must be stupid because the cocksucking NFL website isn't working
the octobox lowkey triggers my anxiety
>>157720801The cocktobox
Deshaun did nothing wrong
>>157720781It's gonna be a long year...
>watsonkek
Cook is, dare i say, cooking
KWAB
UH OH
WATSON NOOOOOO
>black QBs
no sticky?
>BrownsKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
spaghetti everywhere
FOOOOOMMMMBBBLLLLE
PUT IN TAYLEN
Put shedookie in.
How do you just forget how to play QB?
>burrs
Streameast shitting the bed. Any good alternates?
AAAIIIIIIEEEEEE THE REGRESSION
BEARS TURBOVER :DDDDD
>>157720930yeah spend $10
>Trash Allen
BILLS KWAB'D>BILLS KWAB'DBILLS KWAB'D>BILLS KWAB'DBILLS KWAB'D>BILLS KWAB'DBILLS KWAB'D>BILLS KWAB'D
>>157720930Crackstream mx is slightly more functional
RAZORCAKES
Josh Allen already in midseason form!
>>157720956>Dummied by a CB
>>157720961El oh el
Dawkins looking like a turnstile
No webmbro?
josh fallen
bears still suck
>peanut oil qbs
>>157720950No thank you Goodell
Sixteen shit teams.
Indy good?Or Baltimore bad?
>>157721008just cycle trials then
>black WR named Jaylen Cokefiend
>>157721007Based webmbro I love you
>>157721025Both and everybody should've seen both coming. You might be a casual.
>I now remember Darren Waller
Taylor fuck my ass
these bears about to get walked tho no???
BRYCIE ON DA BOARD
>>157720694>>157720794Same. How do these jews still not have a decent app? Every fucking year
>>157720963Quiet, idiot
>>157721059NOT SO FAST
Any decent streams for redzone?
ive seen everything i need to know about every team so far and all of my assessments are correct
Tits fucking suck
>>157721082Yeah, I got one for you *unzips dick*
That's a rough flag on Carolina there. The TD should have been allowed.
>>157720930ppv dot st
>>157721059Nevermind the reffies hate him
SCOTT HANSEN NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>157721007Watson flu status?
>>157721082I’m watching on Hulu and it’s fine
>>157721069Feds ain't trawling the chan for sports stream . And they already know about them.
>>157721086Shocking!
>Titans Whew lads
I completely forgot the Jets got Sadiq lol no one has talked about him all offseason
GENO DIDNT WRITE BACK
my panthers are elite
>>157720963Based>>157721069>thinking providers aren't already aware of these websites
OOOHHHHHHHHow the fuck did Brycie get away ???
How come I need I need to solve three goddamn captchas EVERY SINGLE TIME I want to post?
>>157721124They do
MANLETSANLETS
Brycie COOKIN
Bryce is HIM
FOOOOOOMMMMMBBBBLLLLEEEEE
We;
That was sick from Bryce Young
>>157721078ball don't lie
My boy Bryce... really just needed more time
holy shit guyswe are so fucking backi am so fucking hypedlets goooooooooo
>See Gay Stroud
FOOMBLE
>draft Bowers and Sadiq>Bowers ded >Stupid idea of dropping Sadiq for Mayer>Sadiq scores a TD immediately
Stroud is cooked
YAGGIES
>Cee Gay Stround
LAWRENCE MVPAWRENCEMVP
stroud sux lol
Should have taken the extension lmao
JAGGIESTLAW UNLEASHED
>>157721218Absolute travesty their defence is wasted on him
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH
Tmac calling the Jags game :)
>QBs with small frontal lobes
Remember that image that Hubbard posted about a cop getting his throat slashed execution style? What a well minded fella. Oh, he also cried waysisms when he lost his starting spot at OSU for being a trash back.
Bryce Young is white btw
>GAY FLOWERS
>>157721218>>1577212332nd overall pick brw
>>157721251Not even a Texans fan and it legitimately pisses me the fuck off how stupid and worthless that faggot is
Why is Aaron Rodger’s still playing? Have I time traveled?
>>157721155It's not helping. Make those idiots do their own research
>>157721260We were having a nice thread....theeeeeen there it is
>stroud lol
>kicking a field goalKWAB
bills really like that hook and latter, huh?
>hook and ladder already
You fought T-LAW and T-LAW won
>>157721256
lamar is still a good rb
Glad I paid for the NFL+ app this year.....fucking thing shits on day 1 minute 1 of the season
Wait hold on why do the Colts only have 6 points? Did they miss the XP?
Lameme might be back bros
Wait the Colts missed the extra point?
That's my RB Lamar
Lamar is back
>>157721374>schrader
>>157721343>that imagehe literally went on a speaking tour for black lives matter
>>157721363KWABWAB
>>157721349Most overpaid RB in the history of the NFL. Ratbirds will never accomplish anything if they keep dropping that much money on a fucking RB.
can somebody webm that beautiful throw to gay zay flowers
>>157721363>Giving the NFL your moneyYou deserve it
>>157721363>paid
These Titans uniforms remind me of the Houston Oilers
>>157721363"Streaming" was a mistake. VVE MUST RETVRN
Deshaun Watson is unplayable
>kwabson
Jesus Christ Browns
I think Deshaun Watson might be a bad quarterback
>Watshit
>>157721442hmm interdasting
Dude Watson your team is the one in the white jeseys
Someone's name is really Ethan Bradberry?
>WatsonPeak comedy
watson lmao
>>157721442uhhh retard the Oilers play in Edmonton
>>157721456cool it with the racism
What are you eating or drinking for week 1, /sp/?
Get my nigga Shedeur out there
Really liking these new Titans unis
>tua injuredno way
>miracle catch needed to checkdownFalcons are so cooked
We may see Shedeur today.
>Bijon vs the Steelers
DA BURRS
>>157721442Gay powder blue uniforms for a gay city. Fitting.
>>157721399sheeeeeit heil hitler my nigga
how bout dem burrs
ai told me to play watson in fantasy cause he was cheap
Good to see Swift doing well.
FOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE
bakey quakey bros...
Swift fucked the eagles out of a superbowl. NEVER FORGET
BAKEY TAKE AWAKEY
BAKER "BIG NEW CONTRACT" FUMBLEFIELD
>>157721497>faker gayfieldNO WAY FAG
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE
SHAKER
>>157721363Deal with it, goy
Swift > Barkley
>>157721296Are you living under a rock
>>157721490Black coffee with a little bit of sugar.
Baked
Bear just dont trust Caleb to throw it
Anyone have a Redzone acestream please
>>157721456
Why is this announcer sucking off Stroud for a 10 yard pass?
Caleb dabbing on them fools
165 million dollarinos
I'm beginning to think that some of our kneejerk conclusions after the first drives of the games may have been inaccurate...
ZESTY KING YAAAAAAAAAS GO CALEB
no refunds
ZESTY
Black QBs are such great RBs
How are my west coastbros doing? We still in bed?
Why are most QBs nowadays black? And they almost never pass the ball??
Have you guys seen this?
>that will be $55 million + tip Tampa
Surprised Gayleb didnt start clapping his ass cheeks in celebration
Z E S T YESTY
>>157721643streamed.pk
danny crimes
>>157719416we got some streams for us euroweenies ?
>>157721490Sour patch kids
That zesty buck is fast as fuck boy
>>157721620Could you start this vid like 2 second earlier please?
>danny pennies
>>157721679shame he didn’t
>>157721677
>>157721674I've drank 10% of my energy drink and I'm awake as I can be
>Danny Dimes
If the Bengals defense is in any way decent, it really changes a lot.
Is this worth it or should i just wait for the streams to get better next week?
>Danny Dogshit
pssssst >black qbs
Lamar "Carson Wentz" Jackson
Forgot about the fucking MK Ultra commercials. Goddamn.
>>157721681Cheers
>>157721674Just bought a latte and going to roll a joint>tfw no work tomorrow
whats going to happen when the tape is out on lamar
WIONS
>>157721676Game done been solved.No need for IQ anymore.
Lamar getting MVP again this year
LaGOD Jackson
LAMAR MAGIC
Lamar is fucking ridiculous
Lamar looks good
>>157721735>I understood that reference
How many passing touchdowns do the >black qbs have today?
>>157721783It's genuinely one of the few plays I remember from Wentz lol
>>157721698
Stroud comeback?
is stroud elite?
>>157721754He just might if he keeps this up. That's what's crazy.
>>157721635Imagine your team stunting itself because your GM drafted based off matching skin color
>>157721814>>157721821Inshallah
is houston a good city to raise a family in?
>Tampa gay
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLEE
The way everybody is talking about Cam Ward is very strange. He's been exclusively awful and has shown no flashes of potential.
>Succs
FOOOOOMBLE X2
>>157721864If you work from home. I here it has the worst traffic delays in North America
BUCCAROOS
>>157721808Thanks anon, I love you
>Buccerfingers
Who the fuck predicted the Bengals defense being good??
>miss me
FOOOOOOM
>>157721898If he was White, they’d be crucifying him like they do to N9NE
>Suckaqueers
Bengals D is elite, this is his year
>>157721898>The way everybody is talking about Cam Wardpeople talk about cam ward? >>157721925holy KINO
Is this the most KWAB Redzone ever?
>>157721898>He's been exclusively awful and has shown no flashes of potentialThat's just not true though
>>157721948Shut up fag
>>157721674Woke up at 5am for the MotoGP race. Watched some of the F1 race then took a nap. Woke up and had some coffee and breakfast before kick off
Lamar > Brees
Guys im thinking the clots are a bad team
>>157721969this is fucking awesome, no one is really showing that much rust at all
T-Law MVP???
>cleveland fans already waiting for basketball season
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Scott really acting like a goober
TREVOR MVPMVP
They need to fucking relegate the Browns to the USFL
>>157721973Go suck off your >black qb on reddit. Bitch ass cocksucker
Da belt is coming out in DUUUUUUVAAAAAAAL
>>157721973Not an argument
>ITS A LAMEME JACKSON IS THE LEAGUE MVP OPENING GAMEhow any years in a row now?
THE LAW IS THE LAW
>>157722000Anon told me they were elite though, after the first drive
weren’t the browns supposed to have a good defense?
>Analzone
Free my nigga Shedeur
How it feels to have been a Tlaw respecter the whole time
>browns already down 14 points in the 1st quarterJEEEEEEEEEEEEZUS
>>157722012>Scott acting like ScottYes
JOE VICK
I forgot that TB had Analzone
Beautiful throw by Trevor
Bussy taking a beating already
Browns’ Bussies getting cooked
Lot of offenses looking good so far
>brown>is brownhow?
Foombles everywhere
FOOOOOOOMMMBBLLEEE
Stooler foomble
SLIPPY SLIPPY DAY
>>157722089lazy writing
>foombles >interceptions>meme plays>touchdowns>it's the 1st quarter
I wanna make sex to the Texans cheer squad
>all these W1 foombleskek did the NFL crack down on the sticky hand shit harder this year
lottaaaaaaaaaaaa sketti sauce smeared all over them balls today
>>157722119All me
>>157722117we just need Ninja to make an appearance
YOU GOT MOSSED
>the best QB on the falcons is actually cooper rushYou know, I shouldn't be shocked.
>>157722148He did in the clots game
>SHITTSBURG STOOLERS
>Cooper Flush is going to beat Rodgerslmao
>shittsburgh
>>157722119reminder that you can literally look up every single roster of cheerleaders in the NFLhttps://www.houstontexans.com/cheerleaders/roster/
>losing to the Failcons
Are the Falcons.... not bad?
How many for her tonight?
>Stoolers
My team is losing to pooper flush..
>Ramsey is still employedGrim stuff
cooper who
>>157722117so fucking back
Cooper Kush
>>157722178The Falcons are bad, Bijan is just elite.
GeNOOOOOOOO
>Peeno>>157722185Most expensive defense in the NFL btw
I panic took Garrett Wilson and avoided Breece in all draftsThis Jets offense is gonna have a lot of 3-and-outs
My steelies look fucking decrepit
KWABlack qbs
Geno should just be a handoff machine
>>157722222checked
peanut oil man not looking very good
It is pissing me off i pay for NFL premium and cant find where the fuck I'm supposed to watch red zone
>defoomble INTsonjesus shedoodoo can't be that bad
>>157722224M O S S E DOSSED
CUT DESHART NOW
PEANUT OIL ON DAL BALL
>DecoomKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
just put in shitdeur
>this humiliation ritual for the brownsjesus christ
>>157722224Wow #24 is fucking abysmal
They have got to put Shedeur in. This is hard to watch.
SHIIEEEEET DEY B SABOTAGING SHEDEUR PUT MY NGA IN
>>157722195Yeah, my KANGZ made the right decision
>>157722240kek stay raped sucker
>start deshaun watson on the road so he doesn't get booed by the home fans>STILL spill spaghetti everywhereits over isn't it
>>157722270I feel bad for the rooskie. He's a top tier poster and doesn't deserve this.
Get that niggerboy shadurr in the game already
Browns are paying $235 million for this performance
Why is there a fucking add on my redzone?
>>157722181Damn Furio didnt pull out of Carmela
Just put in QB Primate at this point. Even Gabriel would be better than this.
Josh Vick
>>157722316He didn't say there was commercial free football I think
Josh Allen is good
JOSH VICK
>>157722270The ball gots da peanut oil flu n sheeeeit
>>157722316Cool it with the anti-Semitism
>JoshyELITE
JOSHIE VICKIE
>1q adsoh hell naw
So this is the best defense in the NFL...
JOSH
My dad every 5 seconds:>ANON YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS CATCH!>ANON YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS FUMBLE!shut up old man just let me post
i have a really hot take for next thread........
>>157722357to be fair the bills could have one of the best offenses this year
It'd be cute if the Bills won an Owl
When is Sheuder going in
SUPERMAN
I cannot stand how Allen runs with the fucking ball like a spastic, it's so easily fumblable
just go sit out there with him you stupid gay faggot
i have something to say about josh allen
>>157722366Enjoy the time you have with him
>it's another lamar vs josh allen mvp debateit's all so tiresome
>>157722308>Black GMs
>>157722402>he's still holding the ball in one hand like a loaf of breadWill he ever learn?
>>157722398say it...
NEW>>157722407>>157722407>>157722407>>157722407NEW>>157722407>>157722407>>157722407>>157722407
what happens in Jacksonville?
No disrespect to Tlaw, but I need Verse to get a sack so I can make fun of the Rams
>>157722447meth
Wife signed us up for some birthing class so cant even watch opening day of redzone
>>157722402TUCK THE FUCKING BALL REEEEEEEEEE
>>157722447It's where boats get fixed I think
Why did they draft Hunter 2nd overall?
Not even an hour in and he's said "Fantasy owner" 15 times.
>>157722436he married a whooooooore
>tootin
>Baker Mayfield thatll be 200 million plus tip please
