Current score:United 0City 1 (Haaland 60'; Foden sent off 23')
News here are saying that United fans are killing themselves, is this true?
murder
United win this 2-1 btw
Score more goals, you stupid fucks.
united on the ropes with a player extra lmao
don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
This game is a bit fishy ngl
they aren't even competitive and they're up a man!
return of the /mug/once again
leaky bum time
this could be quite the /mug/
>Erling Haaland is now the outright top scorer in Manchester derbies in the Premier League with nine goals, surpassing Sergio Aguero and Wayne Rooney (8).Oddly surprising
>>157720767He is really doing everything in his power to be the most unlikable cunt in football isn't he?
If United don't score a goal, then City could win this despite being down to 10 men
lorENZO "cheat on my wife" Cuckitini Fernandez has been class today
enzo is a right shithead aint he
We're almost there, /mug/bros. WE'RE ALMOST FUCKING THERE.
>this match
>>157720812Michael Oliver? Yes.
>>157720776having rashford in on the field is equal to being 2 players down
god imagine a manure red here LMAO
maguire angy
>>157720812hes the bernardo silva replacement
This is the Neville curse. As long as he is on air talking nonsense /mug/ will prosper.
cheaty on and off the pitch
turning into a clown fiesta
>>157720807
what the fuck is this even
never once in my life have I been in as much pain as these faggots pretend to be on the pitch, jfc
LmaoEnzo Fernandes knows this game is 100% refball and is just going all in on it
>>157720825A reminder that this sad cunt even did this gimmick when 4chan went down last year
Yellow for Maguire
kek slabheadget him back in the squad tuchel
>>157720825You need to get better at editing, I can see the edit without even analysing it
Lmao
>>157720829based jesse working the marks
>>157720825Hope you win bro
beckham got a red for no worse than that
Dubs and man yoo scores 2
any united subs available by chance?
How is Maguire not reacting there like Foden did? Why only a yellow?
better be +10 with all this horseshit going on
Enzo is sovl
gary neville is having a melty kek
>>157720812yes
BIG ZIRK INCOMING
xir xee coming in
it(/mug/) looms
big zerk enters the fray
>>157720921Only get +10 if United are somehow ahead 2-1
Only an all out bloodbath with no survivors except Maguire and maybe Haaland would be a satisfactory end to this game
shitters are losing man down cityi told ya, they are going backwards since kicking amourim
wanted enzo to stay on and he was 100% going to provoke a united red
looks like fernandezes are all just faggots
>>157720825Praying for you Irish bro.
How many for Big Sir Xee?
ENTER
>>157720825kek theyre seething based anonhow does it still draw (you)s
BIG ZIRK
So it happened AGAIN
>>157720947Soogz has a really nice minge but she's boring as fuck at shagging
>>157720938Why did Enzo get yellowed for thisI'm not even being apologist here, he literally did nothing
X E R X E S
united reddit is all saying they want carrick out kekole 2.0
While the goal shouldn't have been called, there should have been red for Fernandez too, so United can't complain.
the biggest and most unaccepted TRVKE here is that Foden being sent off helped City. Foden is so bad that he actively makes teams worse. So him going off helped City because the ball wasn't going through him.
bigZirk
>>157720954we need him more than ever before
>>157721003for shit tattoos
>>157721026stopped reading when i saw the anime faggotry
>yanited
>Zirkzee on. Yeah, they’re getting desperate.
ok can we talk about how suddenly so many players have bandages on their hands and wrists? what are they fucking hiding? no way they're all injured
man utd are just red spurs at this stage
>>157721020You gotta go back
Ten hag would have won this by now
>>157721020>united fans>redditgod what a confluence of some of two most insufferable types of people, how horrifying
>>157720877>I can see the edit without even analysing itOh, but you can't.
I believe in Xher/xhe
>>157721026Honestly if both Foden and Rashford were sent off then we may have seen a high quality match.
>>157721045thats for niggas on the dl
>>157721036Checks out, even explains Foden
GLAZED.COM
>>157721050 Spurs at least still has a European trophy to hold over the head of their great rivals
Should i buy a coffee machine for home ?
>>157720891>>157720967Cheers, las.
>>157721042the biggest and most unaccepted TRVKE here is that Foden being sent off helped City. Foden is so bad that he actively makes teams worse. So him going off helped City because the ball wasn't going through him...
>>157721003for the dive
>>157720993her pengness makes up for it
carrick getting glazed: doneundah preshah carrick: begins
>no attack in the last 20 minutesNice tactic carrick
>pay to watch this performance >roof leaks on your head
low IQ zirkzee fouling the keeper on the corner to guarantee the MUG even if slabhead scored
>>157721103get a moka pot
Gonna be a double dagger when Brighton knock Man Utd out of the carabobo cup next week(?)
>>157721077I'm satisfied. We get /mug/ today
>Putting the offside law on the screenAbsolute lmao at VAR spastics
>>157721103the capsules are a big rip off
>>157721103moka pots are alright, cheap and cheerful
>>157721103i've tried all sorts even fancy bean to cups but always go back to my moka pot
inb4 11 minutes added time
>>157721103lol no. stop wasting money on frivolous shit you don’t need. all you need is a kettle or a stove to boil the water and then just use freeze dried granules which cost £7 and last over a month
>>157721103Better than the average retard who blocks the road with their car to get coffee.
Lmao they put the offside rules on the screen
WE DEM /mug/ BOYS
>>157721121Not to mention the cost of flights from Islamabad
hmmmmm
/mug/ sisters, i can feel one coming
Yes, we know the rules, you can stop crying about it.
harry's out on the wing. magical things happen when he does this
>>157721188A TRUE MUGGING
Why is there so much fixation on Michael Oliver? Why is the ref getting so much focus like he's some marquee player
>>157720767Argie poofters are so pathetic
>>157721136Wednesday, but it's at OT so unlikely they'll lose that. Only teams of note going out are Arsenal (will lose to Ipswich) and Spurs (to LiverCHADS).
>>157721168grim
I Cant fucking take another year of this im fed up of us being a fucking laughing stock im gonna troon out i swear
>>157721188We didn't used to go through this rigmarole
Why is Enzo putting a tourniquet on
wtf is this?
fucking ref going for man of the match innit
>>157721103nah just buy a coffee grinder and and a French press and they are better than any expensive machine
FOUR TIMES THIS CUNT REF HAS BLOCKED THE BALL
this ref is a literal retard
>>157721168>instant coffeeaw dude
neville still seething
>>157721045Matheus Nunes wears one because of this
>>157721228nothing grim about not giving all my money to jews and fucking things up even more
>>157721238>>157721242estrogen patch
Tummy erotic on that 6/10
>>157721151>cheapAs long as you dont buy a Bialetti
Michael Oliver has more touches this game than Sesko
>>157721242a doodad that suppresses his true form
>>157720738>Can't even win against a 10 man-CityThe gift that keeps on giving
>>157721242Ankle bracelet. Enzo is on parole after raping England.
>>157721242pedophile tracker
Getting comfy for /mug/
>Commentators saying that Utd used to be famous for late goals.Yeah...that's what it was
pathetic
5 MINUTES LMAOOOOOO
Manchester is blue, London is blue
>>157721267there’s literally no difference between instant coffee and the expensive gay shit you guys do or even worse paying £5 for a coffee from a coffee shop
>5HUH
very funny game all around
I wish I could drink coffee.I'm only 170cm and 67 kg. I'm too light weight for caffeine, absolutely ruins my sleep
>+5hahahahahaha should be at least 10
>5 minutes>REEEEEEEEE WHERE IS OUR FERNANDES (P) 90+254?
>>157721267You buy a jar of Folgers crystals, you put in the cupboard and you forget about it. And then later on when you need it, it's there- it lasts forever, it's freeze-dried. Freeze-dried crystals.
>>157721242Thats one of those Livestrong bands teenage girls used to wear 20 years ago to show they were down to fuck.
What are they moaning about, they could add on 20 minutes here and they wouldn't score, United are absolute shit.
PIKACHU NO
KWABRUNO
>dorgu>mainoo>poopoo>peepee
>only 5 minutes>OT ragingkek they are lividso used to getting everything their way, those days are over lads..... OVER
How have they managed to get every decision wrong
>5 minutes addedmichael oliver getting a tasty payday from a shiek tonight
>>157721332pussy. I’m 179 and 59kg and i have no sleep issues
>>157721292is £20-30 not cheap?
What are these dire crosses
>>157721242Checking the level of ink in his lymph nodes from all those skin scribbles
>>157721356Justice for that abortion of a decision against Ipswich.
LIVE RANT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7SyXZlItxc
>City at their weakest (in a decade)>Yernited at their strongest (in a decade)
>Fergietime, where's my Fergietime?
If Carrick doesnt change, he's going to get sacked. Not much he can do about the defence, De Ligt is hardly ever fit, Shaw hasnt been able to play consistently his entire career. They didnt buy a left back. The midfield 2 is a problem. Will Baleba solve it. If so why did they buy Santos and Tielemans. Sesko is the elephant in the room. The fact of the matter is, the team plays better with a striker. Cunha and Mbeumo play better with a striker. Rashford can't play in the same team as Cunha. You're going to have to bench one.Its going to unravel because you can see what Carrick is thinking, you can see what he believes, who his favourites are, and he clearly doesnt want to change. I've seen this this so many times over the years. I don't know why every manager falls for it.
City have bought and paid this ref team.
Even with 10 men this is a bit embarrassing for Man City. Hull (the proper City) had these shitters dead and buried well before half time.
>>157721327there's a little more flavour but instant is still fine
So it happened again...
people will unironically argue man city don't get favourable decisions because their player got sent off for intentionally kicking a guy in the balls
how many /mug/s has it already been this season?
>>157721381Years ago they would've all been Indian.Goes to show how united have fell that only white people support them now
>>157721362Coffee doesnt even keep me awake anymore. I drink a pot a day and then an hour later I'm ready for bed.
>pretending like united would score with more stoppage time
customers seething
>>157721381>that guy cosplaying Mbeumo
Regardless of the decision, United played like fucking shit today
this guy on sky sports pronounces all the names like if he announced the four horsemen of apocalypse
my boy mainingz... give him time
>>157721405the extra flavour is never worth the huge cost saving with instant. only faggy zoomers think otherwise
>>157721427kek
Why does keep staying at United? He could be at Real Madrid or Barcelona right about now.
>>157721396Do they replace him with McKenna or does this failure of an Ole assistant spook them away from hiring his other one?
ynited is getting ready for relegation
>>1577214142hull and everton
>>157721332your body adapts to whatever level of caffeine intake is consistent. I drink coffee but if I stop, or change to tea or anything then I'll get crazy headaches
everyone is underperforming hull city are going to get champions league
>mbuemLOL
clearly citeh cheated by having Foden sent off. utd were winning this if that didn't happen
FUG
>>157721438He's a complete prick. Sky sports are a disaster, they've ruined their football coverage
>BUM-OH
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157721449God she's so gorgeous
>>157721446>JUST
MBOOBOO
FULL TIME>>157714289>>157714289>>157714289GET IN HERE AND LAUGH
front line rebuild neededmidfield rebuild neededdefensive rebuild needed
/mug/bros... that was a close one
D E N I E D
some bald on bald action there
If he was onside that is just United’s upcoming season in a nutshell
>>157721492shall be going to /mug/ next
dollarumma
>I CAN'T SCORE
>>157721462man cityarsenalhullsunderland
GIGIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's a /mug/
>>157721446he's the spanish Kane. propping up the wreckage of utd
Checque cleared at half time didn't it?
Man U is very creative at coming up with fresh new ways to embarrass themselves
>at home>to city>with an extra player>still lose
>muhBUMMO doesnt even look where keep is
SOMEONE MAKE /MUG/ANYONEQUICK
>>157721494need a better goalie too
>>157721381>TummyThank you
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
kek yanited are pathetic
MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG MUG
pep would have lost
GET THE /MUG/ POSTED
>>157721447Eddie Howe is probably on their minds. We all know Ineos have a hard on for Southgate, God help us. I'd probably go with Eddie Howe as daft as it sounds. What other standout candidates are there, you're taking a risk either which way
MUGGGGGGED
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>>157721446he likes being the biggest fish in a mid pond
free kick for what lmao
MAGUIRE IS STILL ON THIS TEAM LAMAO
>mbuenoAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
thanks for the cuppa
mug city bitch mug mug city bitch
MUG MUG MUG WE ARE THE MUGS
love a good evening MUG to end the week
>>157721364>is £20-30 not cheap?>buying a 1 cup6 cup minimum for a mug of coffee. Dont try blag and be a flash cunt. You dont even own Bialetti unless Mummy bought you one
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH/MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/ /MUG/
I GOTTA FEELING
you could say... they got MUGged off
Thanks a lot, United. Couldn't even prevent City going a season unbeaten.
Reminder city should have had a penalty
Enzo Fernandes please do the ear pose in front of the Stretford end
does City not pay Donnarumma enough for a flight to turkey?
MBUMUEMO
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>157721628he's so shit
>>157721628great save tbf
>city customers making more noise at old trafford than manureG R I MAll the glory hunters have left
>>157721590>0.5 seconds searching my emailsokay it was 35 for a 6 cup kek, how poor are you
IGOTAFEELIN'
Redcafe is down kek
>>157721628it took 95 minutes for 1 single oppertunity like this. Midfield is broken as per usual
>>157721486>she
Very good, well done but both sides are soulless plastics unfortunately
>>157720810Roy Keane in shambles.
REV UP THAT MUG
>>157721668What glory hunters, theyve been shit for 13 years, by their standards.
heh, united lost.
>>157721590gotta buy at least this size
someone make a /mug/i mean you reading this
>>157721687Those guys gotta be like in their 40s now.Pretty cool that older guys have their own space online
>>157721697i thought all of citeh's plastics have moved on to psg?
>>157721734>>157721734>>157721734it's up.
>>157720810Haaland has had it easy playing against these clowns desu
>>157721707Keane hates Carrick due to a comment his wife made a while ago, he'll be loving this, put a spring in his step
>>157721669>I was wrong and I like to spend £35 when i could pay £10This is why YOU are poor and stupid!
I wish there were more goals but it was a fun game
>>157721749Think they just float from one club to another, multiple at a time depending on whoever is most likely to win the next game
Bubuemo XD XD XD XD
>>157720810he broke all the other records
>>157721782id rather buy the original one made in italy than some chinese rubbish for the sake of a tenner
>>157721719Took a while to shake the last of them out, muh legacy, muh fergie and all that. But the jeets and such all fucked off to barca, halal madrid, city, psg and arse etc in the end
>>157721721I want
>>157720810only salah and shearer are ahead and he's 8 matches in kek
>>157721866>Bialetti Moka pots are primarily crafted from food-grade aluminium or stainless steel, with manufacturing locations split between Italy, Romania, and China depending on the specific model and production line. I've owned both and there is zero difference except the price point. But the Bialetti will impress your boyfriend in the morning
>>157721590>Six shots of espresso at once is fine
>>157722075Its not technically espresso and i only have that 1 cup a day
>>157722192It's not far off it and it certainly isn't drip strength.
>>157722231Its my only daily vice. la dolce vita
>>157721872this is what the romans had to fight in order to civilize europa
>>157721996the design has been around for ever so you know its going to last and its easy to get parts when the rubber goes bad or whateveralso we're talking about the difference of a tenner really autistic thing to care about
>>157721168>€7 for a bag of nesCant even get that shit on discount for €7
