previous /hoc/ >>157705260
>>157732875rags
kreider? I barely even know 'er
kitties
>>157732875https://youtu.be/f-pfq76Mmlg
>>157732919thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
had to stop watching the mtl - ott game because the commentator kept screaming into the mic
Habs are currently getting BLACKED
The Gospel According to Matthew Chapter 8:24 A gale arose on the lake, so great that the boat was being swamped by the waves; but he was asleep. 25 And they went and woke him up, saying, ‘Lord, save us! We are perishing!’ 26 And he said to them, ‘Why are you afraid, you of little faith?’ Then he got up and rebuked the winds and the sea; and there was a dead calm. 27 They were amazed, saying, ‘What sort of man is this, that even the winds and the sea obey him?’
>>157732937Thoughts on you queering off in here 24/7 ?
>>157732991we don't rebuke the winds and sea here on /hoc/
>>157733031true only the Son can
thingken that i will play path of exile 2 toknight for a bit
>>157733054And the Kraken
>>157733146nah the kraken is a tranny kwab
>>157733164i thought the kraken with a giant squid
Habs have a guy from the FPHL
>>157733219nah
Gary is almost too handsome
>>157733230it's rare, but it happens >>157733306For what?
>>157733230https://www.nhl.com/canadiens/video/postgame-vs-wpg-legkov-6404987779112>"I don't have work visa">"My agent Billy Tibbetts"
wait, who farted?you shat your pants bruh
>>157733230my bearsies finna fourpeat
>playoff returnthat's one hopeful intern who wrote this article
>>157733448Leggy plays for the Laval Rockets now no more Fed Pro for him
Gonna lock in fr this week no cap
>>157734049you might not know this because you don't come from laval, but laval is a palindrome
>>157734233>t. Dr. Awkward
go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog!
>>157734363YO! BANANA BOY!
Holy chinlet on the Habs
>>157734449they better sign jack kaï otherwise miss caufield is cooked
is it true Chris Kreider signed with montreal
>>157734695Who?
>>157734722shut the fuck up i wish you died in the burrito incident
>i'm trippppiiiiiiiiiing
>>157734695I hears rumors. Is this confirmed?
>>157732875I hate Gary
>steelies AND raidies wonv rare occurence
>>157735045God blesses a nigga bro
>>157735045and jetties
Beware the beast but enjoy the feast he offers.
>>157735032Gary loves you and is willing to wait for you come around
>/nfl/>/cfl/>/leaffl/>/wwe/>/heem//cric/trannies out this is big cock /hoc/
>>157735127It's still off season, chaz
>it was 3-1>snes
AMAZING GRACEHOW SWEET THE SOUNDTHAT SAVED A WRETCH LIKE MEONCE LOST BUT HOW I AM FOUNDONCE WAS BLINDBUT NOW I SEE
Backwoods 808 got the whole woods glitched out
AND IM THINKING MAYBE SIX FEEAINT SO FAR DOWN
AC off. Windows open. Nice breeze in the house. Hockey is soon, boys.
>>157735955gay
>Habs sign Kreider>prospects start running goaliesEbin.
>>157736066when did this happen this is breaking news to me
New fantasy pfp. What does /hoc/ think?
>>157736057You seem quite focused on homosexuality. Anything you want to tell us, anon?
>>157736113Tired of this uncertainty. Let's get to the bottom of this.
>>157736181Elliotte Friedman says Krieder signed with the Habs and I believe everything Elliotte Friedman says.
GOT A REGRET RIGHT NOW I'M FEELING THISTHE AIR IS COLD AND NULLI'M FEELING THIS LET ME GO IN HER ROOMIM FEELING THIS I WANNA TAKE OFF HER CLOTHES I'M FEELING THIS SHOW ME THE WAY TO BED I'M FEELING THISSHOW ME THE WAY YOU MOVEI'M FEELING THISFUCK IT SUCHS A BLURI'M FEELING THISI LOVE ALL THINGS YOU DOI'M FEELING THIS
My Sensies :(
I was comparing Alexei Yashin to Ziad Jarrah and now I'm employed? Scary shit it can truly happen to anyone
You guys have had disaster off seasons
My eight week old daughter is gonna watch a lot of hockey with pops this season.Funny when she shits herself, she reminds me a lot of the American poasters on /hoc/
putrid babyshit on the lap of a canadian, reminds me of the absolute state of canadian hockey since 1993
>>157736415does she know about rapey?
>>157736378ziad jarrah was even more downwardly mobile than me...
>>157736484canada doesn't compete for the Stanley Cup so frankly you're just being retarded
This anti-Canadian shtick needs to stop once the season starts.
Oilers are motivated this year
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Which sunbelt team will Gary favour this season
>>157736887Are the penguins sunbelt? Hopefully them
>>157736503>sick fuck
>>157736887We will have a snowbelt cup because he is devoting all his efforts to necromancing the coyotes and thrashers
>>157736415It’s considered child cruelty if you let a kid watch any Canadian team
Kids these days don't get the opportunity to watch HNIC and Canadian icons like Don Cherry and Ron McLean.
HNIC? Yeah, I'm the Head Nigga In Charge, who's asking?
>>157737026They can listen to Don cherrys podcast
Just tried watching football. Not for me!!!!
>>157737324I know that feel. I've tried countless times to get into the CFL to support the league and country but football as a sport is just awful.
Alberta Football League
>>157737062he retired from podcasting sadly
>>157737510Bros close to death anyways
MSG is closer to the prudential center than it is to ubs
>>157737051It's actually Hockey Nigga In Canada
>>157737673>what if ron mclean was black?
Hockey Guy In Canada but it's Shannon
>>157737395For some reason, watching the CFL gives me physical anxiety. I don't know what it is, but I turn it on and my body immediately starts telling me "something isn't right here" Has nothing to do with NFL football, because I don't watch that either.
:c I wasted my weekend playing vidya and forgot to goon.
bros I want to hate the Laffs, but I got obsessed with Nirvanna the Band the Show recently and I feel like if I hate them too much it would make Matt and Jay sad
another sharktwink win despite being down 17 guys
B R A DLIZZARD
Thoughts?
>Loser McBusted
>>157737917is stenberg going to make the team
>>157738189Mcdavid and the oilers saved a dying league
>>157738189flames sisters...
#CityOfLosers
>>157738222I'm pretty sure his job here is mainly acclimatisation. NA ice, a couple of this year's teammates. They didn't seem to be depending on that line to do anything special in either game.
>>157738348Those are my Long Island
https://thehockeynews.com/news/news/10-years-later-an-oral-history-of-the-china-sharks-culture-shock-on-ice>Wang owned New York Islandersjen
>>157738442what is the official food of long island?
>>157738714
>>157738886beautiful
>>157738958nah you are
>>157738714Weiners. Or Long Island Long Dongs as us locals call em>im trans btw
>>157739196Of course you are, Rapey.
>>157739190no u
>>157739534
>>157738886dream pairing
Man im drunk and this place sucks now. I want to talk about hockey because the season is about to start and there is all kinds of stuff going on now but fuck this place is a ghost town. What happened here.
>>157739597whole website is dying
>>157739567nothing can surpass the dabre sabre
I’m thirsty but I need to go to bed :(
>>157739597>I want to talk about hockey because the season is about to startWho is the player that you are drunkenly confident enough to unconditionally claim will have a break out season on your team?I'm thinking big for Linus Karlsson this year.
>>157739721>rags>have a breakout player
>>157739756give JT Miller back please.
>>157739597you wanna talk about how shitty the laffs are how much of a bust mcdavid is again we've exhausted this
remember when they hired john chayka
>>157739804I was excited because I thought he'd cripple the laffs but he's only made good moves so far.
>>157739818people thought trotz made good moves when he took over nashvilletrust the plan, 2 more weeks until the collapse
wheres jen
>>157739916
COURT IS IN SESSIONTHE VERDICT IS INNO APPEAL ON THE DOCKET TODAYJUST MY OWN SIN
trb losttrbrother1
>>157739927
He's at the hockey game He's at the grocery storeHe's at the combination hockey game and grocery store
He's at the hockey threadHe's at the insane asylumHe's at /hoc/
he is also gay
>>157737324raiders won steelers won great day my fantasy team is on the ropes. overall a good day
hey guys can somebody unban me from the /hoc/ irc? thanks
>>157740049the racial tirade against swedes was a bit much but i might be able to pull some strings - regards, G.Bettman
My sources are indicating that the good old hockey game is the best game you can name
>>157740068thanks gare
>>157740049move over unc /hoc/ is on the discord
>>157739927They also canceled Hockey night in Canada saars.Is Hockey finally healing?
>>157740143pooping inbetween every shift? Thats a problem
>>157740172not in between anon, he is pooping during each shift
>>157740193Imagine the smell. The other players probably won't even check him against the boards. Is this a high IQ move?
who's the surprise team this season?
shawn won vince won bret lost tiny lost
Help I've fallen and I can't get up (in life)
>>157740207Sharks
>>157740207WW91ciBUb3JvbnRvIE1hcGxlIExlYWZz
slopdown was cancelled
>martone
ay, martone
>>157740237>>157740243>what are currently dog shit teams with potential to be good in 3-5 years
I'd rather talk to redditors than you guys now
>>157740288bitch
>>157740278I don't think the 2nd post is an actual team
samir's new "le reddit is better" gimmick reveal is a 0/10 on par with trb's queering off gimmick
>>157740237i don't think anything will be surprising with them unless they sweep the knights
>>157740385...? you have never heard of the Louisiana WW91ciBUb3JvbnRvIE1hcGxlIExlYvZz?
>>157740388all time record of knights sharks is something like 500-3 kek kwab oh no no no
>>157740411i think vegas is their current biggest losing streak, something like 11 or 12 games. winning more than once would be shocking.
If matty tkachuk weighs 92 kg 91 of them are balls. what a guy
>>157740502he's 99% testicle and scrote?
>>157738189>preds made more than the sabres>devils made more than the bruinsseems fishy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS7u1IipmVg&list=LL&index=2
>>157732875strong and correct OP image. i can feel the season is just around the corner
if only..
>>157740938You can feel the season. But Gary can smell the season coming. Look at his nose.
i tried to be perfect it just wasn't worth it
>>157741094Was this McDavids quote?
>>157741127??? i am incredibly happy he is scamming canadians to pay him a bajillion moosebux to not win anything
? no i was just singing the sum 41 song
>>157741157Good boy
>>157741203jej
benis
alcoholics dont run in my familythey drive
>>157741263same
>>157741263>>157741336You related to Sean Higgins?
>>157741364yes
>>157741263
>>157732919>>157733219>>157734049>>157734722>>157735119>>157735875what do you call this behavior?
>>157741412raped
>>157741263*Themselves into an early grave
JUST
>>157741639just like stop posting in this thread
>>157741671truly
>>157741415Yes you were big boy
>>157741412TBI (traumatic burrito injury)
wait until the raggots have to get a new Madison Square Garden
>>157741751is something happening to the old one?
>>157741762Eventually Dolan will start to get antsy and ask to get a new stadium built. Gonna be a travesty to try and get some form of land in Manhattan when the obvious replacement was taken by a suicide hive and soulless megastores
>>157741739What is the burrito thing anyway? I was only ever here for the Mitch thing
>>157741767is that the bit that was built over the railroad tracks?i guess we'll have to hope mamdani can bamboozle him again like he did with the novelty newspaper>here's a render with your name in golden letters on top of the building!
>>157741767wait this says dolan, not donald. maybe it's time for bed.
>>157741815you'd suck the semen out of macklin
>>157741826acting like you're not ahead in line
>>157741833yeah
>>157741780queers gon' queer off, anon
Good mornin' /hoc/
>>157741639Like My Steelheads
odds on being fired after 2 years?
relocate the jest to milwaukee
>rags
>>157742033extremely low, he is the perfect habs coach>francophone>nhl legend>never played for the franchise>team is seeing season over season gains
>laffs
burrito? Wonbud? 1mitch? victorious
>>157741909Share some coffee with me
>>157742033unlikely, he has a great rapport with the team and perfect guy to coach small guys like caufield and Hutson. Only risk is getting too chummy and the team starts going backwards in which case Patrick Roy will get brought in to be a hard ass
Moncton or Quebec to host the 2028 Memorial Cup
>>157742417chl are such greedy cocksuckers
>mild
For me it's the Colorado Hockey Rockies
>>157741780trb used to deliver burritos in the air force until he got into a severe accident on a delivery and was discharged due to his injury
>>157742495I was too young to see that
>>157742485good for him. probably does a better job at being a captain over Lee
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>157742495on the pp
>>1577424952003 might be one of the worst postseasons of all time
>>157742649'03 made me hate the underdog. i was really looking forward to another wongs/assves wcf.
my NHL HEROES are golfing a stone's throw away from me right now
>>157740207oilers
>>157742792ask them to sign your copy of /hoc/
>bustthews
>>157742115That would be last place >laffs, anon.
>america is whit-
>>157742942holy grimola
>>157742942>>>/cfb/also yeah fuck the jeet importing of students.
Gary Bettman: "our marketing is garbage, we are falling behind soccer, and we can't convince fans the product isn't rigged, how do we fix this?"Owners: "jack up prices to games!"Players: *bending the knee to owners* MORE GAMES!MackSmithLover (her/they/xir) (commie faggot): "MORE HEATED RIVALRY FAGGOTRY!"
holy redditola
>>157743034oh sorry i didn't put enough queer buzzwords for you to care.
Chuddy McChuddington: reeeee I'm going to sperg out on /hoc/
>>157743002I'm not a commie.
>>1577429421993
>>157743061then you must be a faggot
>>157743068
NHL puts zero coverage of any prospect scrimmages or pre-season events or even players getting ready to return to camp, they just dump it out on a shotty latvian streaming site and expect you to care
>>157743090Not even the nhl network shows the games
also the NHL putting a CBA on contracts over 8 years is retarded. why not fix the RFA system which disproportionately forces teams to try and underpay players for a longer period of time? Even the RFA offer sheet system is absolutely retarded. Why does the NHLPA willingly agree to selling themselves short of money?
>>157743123Because players are all tards
>>157743123can't believe you're still whining after I btfo'd you about the salary cap (reminder he thought players signing for 18 milly a year was "sticking it to the fat cat owners" not understanding they will be paying to the top of the cap regardless) KWAB
>>157743237Salary caps don't prevent owners from being fiscally responsible, it just increases values for franchises so they get a larger return on profit. Seattle is the best example as to why the salary cap is retarded.
Columbus could be a better team if they actually spent like one, but instead they throw up the white flag and cry about players leaving because nobody really wants to play in Columbus, and their team is a sad sack of shit that pretty much forces a cap to be in place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_UkFLvrce4
>>157743237Gary's strongest soldier never rests
where was tusky on 9-10?
>>157743308Interns would scorch the earth just to see Gary smirk
Who is Gary?
*screens my own goalie*
>>157743309He was distracted by some dirty soda
just experienced the strong displeasure of having to sneeze and burp at the same time. the sneeze won
just experienced the strong displeasure of asking and not asking at the same time. not asking won
https://youtu.be/ufgABe5YM28?t=246Embarrassing play from McFaggot.
having dinner with pastor joe tonight :)
>>157743375>the sneeze wonunlike trb
>>157743425Will the video coach be there too?
>>1577434622true
oh shit kane's back with the blackhawks nowi never heard the news
>>157743466no just his wife
>>157743472Which one?
>>157743484Jennifer
>>157743375Once had to sneeze during a dinner with my ex's family. It came dangerously close to also producing a fart but thankfully it didn't.
saturday
>>157743470Not even he can unlock Bedard
reminder that if real kyper is not on TV today I want my flowers for leaking that it was cancelled
Bedard only went to the rapehawks to cover up a scandal
replace the draft lottery with a space invaders high score competition
32 questions: Where will Kreider wind up?
>>157743698montrealt. /hoc/ insider
>>157743613Don't worry, Overdrive is still on and not going anywhere.
I have to rewind some CDs.
>>157743733I just turned on CNN and they weren't talking about it so I think you're lying
I have to didn't some asks
so Joe Sakic is back as avalanche general manager...what did McFarland even do?
>Kaiden Guhle will miss the start of the Canadiens season with another injury blowmsl should bubblewrap guhle and dach
>>157744045If you are considering Kaiden Guhle as a serious part of your defense, you have a bigger problem at hand
>>157743884My cds have a couple of scratches
I applied to do IT work for the Panthers and SabresI look forward to neither of them getting back to me
>>157744054habs fans were screaming at each other about xhekaj and struble, they're built different up there
>>157744090You will be rejected anyways because they aren't hiring retards from this place
>>157744054Habs have zero defensive structure thanks to not having a single defenseman who knows how to defend. There's a reason they went periods at a time looking like absolute shit in the playoffs and needed Dobes to go superhero mode to stay alive
wifey fucked another black guy bros.. she's making up for it by buying me a Gritty Funko Pop though!
>>157744130no shit, and that will be their end all. No defensive structure at all, just praying Dobes saves everything and the caufield/suzuki duo saves your fuckups.
>>157743733Whoa, bold prediction, but /hoc/ is always right.
Sunday mornin'Is everyday for all I careAnd I'm not scaredLight my candles in a dazeCause I found /hoc/
Am I crazy to be high on the Senators this year? I’m not saying they’ll win the division or anything, but everyone I see is putting them out of the playoffs and worse this year, and I don’t see why.They made the playoffs last year with statistically horrible goaltending for a good chunk of the season. If they get even average NHL goaltending, they’ll be much better than they were the entire first half of last year.And I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think the Eklund pickup can cover the loss of Brady’s production. It’s not gonna reproduce his physicality or anything like that, but Eklund will produce points.And they have a bunch of young guys that could get better this year, not to mention they might have less drama in the locker room.Idk I just feel like everyone’s underrating them like crazy.Buffalo had an almost unrealistic winning streak for a long time last year, they basically didn’t lose a game. That’s probably not gonna be replicable, and they lost Tuch, who was huge for them. I feel like they could miss the playoffs this year and it wouldn’t really surprise me, yet I see everyone putting them in the top 3 of the division.Not sure, maybe I’m crazy, but I’m just curious on peoples thoughts on them
>>157744139Go >laffs!
Xjackoff hits everything though. The twinks stay scared.
>>157744115Why wouldn't they?I can do IT stuff and I like hockey
>Byfuglien>pronounced bufflin
>>157744090Good luck frenI applied to be a fluffer for the Panthers and didn't make it through
>The twinks stay scaredMcDavid does get really angry when he loses.
>>157744260McDunce will NEVER win a Cup
>>157744268Just like my Marner
>>157744268Not even after he signs with the Panthers?
>>157744283>PanthersNo anon he'll follow every once good old guy's path and join the >rags
>>157744289I don't think he'd be able to handle the pressure of a JT Miller led locker room.
>>157744324Why did the >rags even bring him back
>>157744350Because they're shit and run by retards
>>157744233He also sucks at hockey hence why Saint-Louis barely played him yet retard Habs fans think he's NHL caliber just because he's physical
trbrother1
>>157744548He's a decent 3rd pair guy though. Enough with the twinks. Put a genuine menace out there.
>>157734027>has yet to realise our flames rulengmi
>ourWe don't associate with Turks.
>>157744634he also is garbage at being a menace.
>>157744090Good luck bro!
Fuck off with your nhl games in germany. We dont want them.
>>157744943Your league is only mad about it because they know they can't compete in viewership.
>>157744943>Berappelt
>>157744943you'll do nothing
>>157744943Translate this into a language that doesn't start world wars please
>>157744943Germany needs to embrace a true chad sport like hockey
>>157744880No, he's a sheltered D who hits.
>>157745031he is objectively a bad defenseman anon
>>157745033And you're objectively a faggot and yet here we are
>>157745033Just like my Islanders
>>157745033I think he just beat the piss out of one your NHL HEROES and you're scared shitless of him
>>157744943Oh noooo our small time league nobody gives a shit about has to accommodate the big boy league whatever will we do?
>>157745033No, he's not bad, he's just not Top 4.
>>157745031>sheltered D Quality doublespeak
>>157745046he isnt good at being, you know, a defender
remember to shelter your d
>>157745052>canacuck hockey knowledge
>>157745051He's not even top 6. There's a reason he played like than 5 minutes a night in the playoffs on the rare occasions that MSL did dress him.
>>157745033>objectively>posts no evidence
>>157744974the uk started ww2
>>157745082this is not good
>>15774507713 games, 8mpg, +5Hits everything that moves. Your team sucks because they play all twinks.
>>157745101The eye test is significantly more objective than some fancy "analytics".
>>157745119the eye test also shows him being shit>>1577451188 minutes a game for a 3rd pair defenseman, yeah that's good!
>>157745119dont get me started about his intangibles
>>157745135Your shit team has shit D playing 20 minutes, which is why they're shit.
> #Canes RFA defender Alexander Nikishin requested trade at end of last season. 24 y/o had 33 pts in 82 GP. Request remains in place as camp set to open later this week"so uhh yeah that promising young defender? He wants money to be good, so we're gonna not pay him and instead make the gym even smaller for Rod the Bod to do pilates at 5am in"
>>157745151He was afraid of being called a dyel
>>157745151>Win the cup>Request tradeFucking Russians, man
>>157745172i would ask for a trade out also if i got lowballed by mr cheapskate.
>>157745187At least his name is on the stanley cup next to dax dundon
>>157745202they should revoke carolina's cup just for that alone.
>>157745151He'll have 50+ points with any other coach than Donkey Rod.
>>157744040Ruined Avs chance at another cup by trading for a 39 year old Kadri.
>nikishin demanding a trade from randycaneswhy do russians always do this
>>157745406because turns out playing in Carolina sucks and your owner is a cheap faggot.>>157745395never made sense at all to trade for him and Nelson at the same time, because when you need to trade for an aging center who provides nothing, you just have to trade assets!
>>157745440thoughts on your victory over trb?
>win cup>demand trade
who had the worst offseason of all these teams?>Nashville>Detroit>Seattle>Anaheim>LA
>>157745463yea he won a cup now he can just play for money, fucking idiot.
>win cup>realize your owner is a cheap fuck and want to get paid>demand trade because money talksshut up Tom. I didn't know you run a IDF for people who talk mean about the Redditcanes.
>>157745464Anaheim by far
>>157745209sure but it was fine when vinnie viola did it
>>157745464Dead Wangs finally cut their losses on the Yzerscam so it's not all bad.
>>157745464>laffs
>>157745151Adam Fox pulled this same move, how'd that work for him so far
>>157745593i'd say very good for Adam Fox because he doesn't play for the redditcanes
6'0" vs 5'11"
>>157745599lol
>>157745597>rags
>>157745599reminds me of bud vs trb
>>157745628what i was thinking too
so your team can't beat the penny-pinching sunbelt redditor gimmick system buzzword buzzword?
>>157745599It’s hard for us manlets :(
>>157745672congrats on the free bye to the ECF every year because Bettman can't admit his playoff system is flawed
>>157745672>redditorreminds me of trb
>>157745599the guy getting his ass beat is actually a 6'3" manlet
>>157745718>guy getting his ass beatreminds me of 04/17/22
>>157745464anaheim or nashville
>>157745718Matt Rempe and his consequences have been a disaster for the NHL.
>>157745774"my account tells me i can get a 10 dollar rebate check if i tell the penguins to draft the ruck and suck brothers"
>>157745739kwarb 2true
>>157745718>height>mattering in hockeyLol
how do i emulate trbrother's success? getting the property, not losing to bud, having family, job, not being trb etc
Real Kyper and bourne starting shortly
>>157745809stop using 4chan for one
>>157745809not slipping on a banana peel when delivering a burrito for two
>>157745802manlet hands definitely typed this post
>>157745855>manlet handsmuch like trb. they were too small to hold the burrito
>>157745809using any one of the millions of things you can make fun of bud for instead of just laying down and letting him rape you for three
>>157745774Explain why you posted this.
>>157745876Why do you think retard
TSN Overdrive off and running with Hayes, Noodles, and the O Dog!
ogredrive is off AND running
>yfw there are no Canadian teams in the 2027 playoffs
>>157745841List of topics:Will McKenna be on the 1st PPCan Matthews be healthy and score 50+ goalsTrade destinations for RiellyWhere will the Leafs end up in their divisionLatest Nylander gossip>>157745915How the fuck would I know? I don't visit r*ddit.
>>157745938Remember that happened like ten years ago Kek
>>157745947Neither do I retard
Overdrive: Off/RunningReal Kyper: Cancelled/Hiding
>>157745976O Dog bros we can't stop winning.
>>157745855Noted tall guy Martin St Louis
>>157746000Why's he wearing a laffs jersey?
>>157745996
>>157746000
Can’t decide whether I’ll go into work tomorrow or call in sick
Can't decide if I asked or didn't ask. Probably didn't ask.
wonder how much money justin bourne made renting his house out this summer
real kyper and bud debuting soon
trbrother makes sure his kids don't know trb exists so they don't have to bear the great family shame
>>157746356Trb is the alcoholic uncle who’s no longer invited to Thanksgiving
Bo horvatBo horvatBo horvat
>>157746388They should've announced it on a tuesday
>>157746376I thought trb couldn't drink because it wouldn't mix well with xir retard meds
queers: queering off
>>157746408Why
>>157746508Cause we got HorvatC'mon score another goal soWe can YES togetherHorvat babyyyyyyyyHorvat! Bo Horvat!Horvat! Bo Horvat!Horvat! Bo Horvat!Horvat! Bo Horvat!
>Sep 16th, Wednesday>USHL Opening Day>Sep 17th, Thursday>OHL Opening Day>Sep 18th, Friday >WHL and QMJHL Opening Days>Sep 19th, Saturday>Gary League Pre Season Begins IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARWITH THE KIDS JINGLE BELLIN 'AND EVERYONE TELLING YOU TO BE OF GOOD CHEERIT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
>>157746569What about the events of April 17 2022?
>>15774656904/17 is the most 1derful time of the year
>>157746569What about ncaa hockey?
>>157746582What about you queering off in here 24/7 ?
Sorry our president is a giant moron leafs, we'll make sure he's dumped into the bottom of Lake Ontario in November
>>157746601Women's starts Sep 18thMen's Oct 2nd>for Div 1
>>157746648div 1? more like bud 1
>>157746648Kill yourself trb
>>157746689>>157746653top tier posts _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
As NHL training camps are set to open this week, the long wait for hockey is almost over. And, with that in mind, on today’s episode the guys break down the ten biggest storylines for the 2026-27 NHL season.Hosts: Max (((Bultman))) and Mark (((Lazerus)))With: Jesse Granger (ginger)
>>157745855tell that to marchand or caufield
>>157746806put them on the phone
>>157746818Hey this is Brad say it to my face, pussy
>>157746839*gets down on one knee* As you like brad
>"You're home with your stuffy "
>>157746995Tina!
>"You're 1 with your bud "
>>157746388oh great now he is cursed again
This is the year that Mathews steals Toronto's heart
>>157747220saar we are not redeeming your heart
Word on the street is that the SBU might ACK ovetchkin
What the fuck is a "Hab?"
>>157746995jen
>>157747325It's a reference to the recent talks in Oman. Jared Kushner was quoted as saying "Can we hab Hormuz?" and the Iranians said held it out for him to take but pulled their hand away at the last second and laughed.
Just took a nap
the grocery store had my favorite yogurt and played steely dan :)
>>157747387>steely danthe official band of raped retards
>>157747393I thought steely dan was the official band of /hoc/? do you actually think green day is?
>>157747275Jen
>>157747399you fell for a trb psyop
Flames bros....
are the kitties still cup contenders? I think they're too old
>>157747576Depends if they stay healthy
>>157747360Hormuz talks reminds me of the Edmonton Oilers .Always shilled as on the verge of success but actually too deeply flawed to ever succeed
Snow/Rust Belt WILL win the cup this season!!
super el nino is bad news for the sunbelt
>day old bread
back from dinner bro's
>>157747854Don’t remember asking
>>157747854welcome back! what did you eat?
>>157747887ducks fan food
>>157747902cock?
>>157747904nah that's you
>>157747902I had a quesadilla yesterday
i didn't have an ask today
>>157747589Barkov, Tkachuk, and Marchand were all battling injuries last year. I doubt they'll stay healthy
I wonder how well the tkachuks will play with each other
>>157748048the who?
>>157748083that band sucks
>>157748092this isn't /mu/ lad
>>157748048i think they will play good
>>157748083Imagine paying no attention to hockey. Lemme check your flag. Oh no no no
morrissey you are not a jet you are a human bean
>>157748286Hellebuyck to the Sharks for a discount if he wants a ring. Comon already
>>157748283I see 50 stars of david on your flag, each representing a time your government has proclaimed the strait is open.
>>157748304This isn't /pol/ don't be mistaken
>>157748302shargs can only realistically offer picks at this point and they are running low on thosewould be cool tho
>>157748314How does it feel being alive for your nation's very own century of humiliation?
>>157748315So we just have to pray that Askarov comes online? And doesn't have mental health issues?
just a couple of days before jannies start hard banning out-of-topic pastas
>>157748328Funny. I was gonna ask you the same thing.
>>157748331yeah, at least until the deadlinegrier might kick him to the curb if he needs to since he's going all in on making the pl0ffs
>>157748348Sorry I don't see my servicemen getting blown up or shot down for the benefit of another country so I'm not feeling particularly humiliated.How many of your worthless compatriots have died so far again? 19? 20?
>>157748350If Grier kicks him to the curb. I don't think we have alot of other options.We picked up Comrie. Who will stay in the AHL.
>>157748348
>>157748331seeing queefer sherwood in another jersey is like a knife in my belly :(
>>157748369>Sorry I don't see my servicemenYou can stop right there
>>157748092eminence front is good
>>157748389Oh dude fuck me I'm sorry!servicegoys* how antisemitic of me.
>>157748398You are a country that is afraid to fight for itself and afraid to play it's own sport. Please
St. Louis is barely taller than his fucking plants
>>157748410You're fighting for yourself right now? That's what you're doing?
>>157748302hellebuyck is too washed to win
i saw a guy wearing a lake america shirt while walking my dog
>>157748410
>>157748420You are right with that one. We are fighting for higher gas prices apparently.
>>157748048not very well. their brain cells cant handle directions
>>157748415when one short king makes it every manlet makes it in a way
Mark Carney rumored today to make an executive order to change the name of the chain restaurant "Montana's BBQ" into "Manitoba's BBQ"Sources say his next steps could include changing Boston Pizza into Brampton Pizza, as well as Kentucky Fried Chicken into Kitchener Fried ChickenMore to come
flams are playin
>>157748469if only the habs had won :(
>>157748480How bad are they doing?
>>157748486flams goalie already took a penalty
>>157748480youtube link?
i'm rumored today to not asksources say because this isn't /pol/no more to come
>>157748500they're already in regular season form
>>157748315They only have 3m in cap
>>157748415not his plantshis real home is in Connecticut with his wife and kidshe has a condo close to bell center, he walks back to it after local gamesthe plants you see belong to a golf club in the prestigious city of laval (a palindrome btw)
>>157748469true dat>>157748503https://www.nhl.com/flames/video/calgary-flames-live-stream-6336966459112
>>157747105over? he's not on the canucks.
>>157748540>>157748540>>157748540NEW
>>157748477>poulet frit kentucky>>157748483kek
