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Columbus Edition
Last time on hocgeneral.com >>157732875
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flames have a player named weeb
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No humiliating Americans below this line
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>>157748540
waste of an NHL franchise, relocate them to a real city like Milwaukee
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short kings edition
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>rags
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A Captain and a Father.
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iginla is playing
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/playoffsbound/
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>>157748565
he came in his wife at least twice
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>>157748415 #
not his plants
his real home is in Connecticut with his wife and kids
he has a condo close to bell center, he walks back to it after local games
the plants you see belong to a golf club in the prestigious city of laval (a palindrome btw)
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>>157748565
his son is already throwing up gang signs
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>>157748579
That must be so awesome.
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>>157748579
i came in your mom at least twice
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>>157748565
it's always nice to see a victim of something so tragic get a good facial reconstruction surgery
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flims pp incoming
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>>157748620
yeah ok whatever incel freak
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backfill
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he has a fucking gun
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>>157748620
no you didnt
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>>157748763
1: beans
2: meow
3: jim
i think that's all of them
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flames goalie fucking sucks ass
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>>157748790
you're missing a few
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>>157748565
Good for Horvat. Shame that he will be stuck on a team thats going to be stuck in limbo
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>>157748840
4. in the hat
5. williams
6. garfielf
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>forgetting heathcliff
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they're bangin bodies out there
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>>157748578
Right on!
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big rumble
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>forgetting trbrother1
thanksgiving soon approaches
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fuck off tim hortons
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going to bed early bro's
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terrible goal
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they're bringing out the beach ball because it makes no difference to the flames goalie
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goddamn disgrace
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huomenta
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i miss the gambling ads
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>>157749399
man the Saddledome is the place to be tonight!
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odds on this being the WOAT draft?
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>>157749197
sleep tightly
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>>157748740
Harvey The Hound should not be wearing a shirt. It just looks wrong.
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the 'flames' in calgary flames is a reference to fire
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the game is back on
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>>157749568
the gap between the first 2 picks and everyone else is pretty wide, but there may be some gems that were discovered in the late rounds
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>>157749732
Perv
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>>157749815
...nigga the draft just happened 3 months ago
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which lead is the most dangerous ?
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>>157749871
people say it's 2-0 but in reality it's 1-0
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>>157749896
is a 9-8 lead equally dangerous as a 1-0 lead?
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>>157750060
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>>157750060
looks like he's got a cig hanging out of his mouth
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>>157750083
Pavel McDavic
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flames digital graphics budget is pretty low
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>>157750426
sovl
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>>157748565
Crosby should learn from him
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Why aren’t the flames winning we have a top prospect pool
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Does Mcdavid even have a boating license?
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>>157750548
SpongeBob looking ass
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>>157750548
mcdavid struggles to tie his own laces
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>>157750505
Do you have enough Canadians on your team?
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>>157750668
Just did research and found out that all our top prospects are in the USA for university so this game is meaningless. Just the oilers cheating by using ahl players against our 5th and 6th round draft picks lol
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Is being a billionare owner inherintly immoral?
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>>157750724
>inherintly
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>>157750724
Ask Reddit
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>>157750724
Yes no one needs that much money.
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>>157750724
something about camels and going through the eye of needles
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>>157750724
hate the game not the player
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>>157750724
Jesus was a leftist he hated billionaires and wanted everyone to have free healthcare.
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Flames just arent good at drafting players
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>>157750834
>Flames just arent good
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Flames won the moral victory
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>>157750834
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Have the Flames rookies had a powerplay yet. I know the Oiler rookies are on their 4th. These refs do know this isn't McDavid and Draisaitl, don't they? Looks a lot like how regular season NHL battles of Alberta are called.
__________________
Are the Oilers trying to set a record for most scumbags on the payroll??
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>Flames just arent good
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if the gm is allowed to pick the players the players should be allowed to pick the gm, balance of powers
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>>157750548
kek maybe bud will get his drivers license in 8 years
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>>157750772
I do
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>>157750985
You do? for what?
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>>157750993
I can buy a hockey team
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Elon musk is buying a team soon
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>>157751026
For what city?
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>>157751046
Doesn’t really matter
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nice of the flames prospects to remind flames fans that there won't be much scoring happening at the saddledome for the home team in this upcoming season
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20 years will go by decades will have passed and you will all still be obsessing over chambers and bud.
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>>157751113
No, it really does matter
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>>157751174
I don’t think so
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the score is now three to nothing
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>>157751217
Why the fuck isnt wolf playing hes still young
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>>157751196
OK, then I propose we put your team in Portland, Oregon
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>>157751233
wolf is a grown MAN
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>>157751252
Hes still young hes only 25
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>>157751240
The rose buds it is
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>>157751278
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C'mon!!! Can we quit losing to this ####ing clown show franchise?? Hate losing to Edmonton at anything!!! Any player that puts on the Flaming C needs to hate anyone wearing that ugly oil drop jersey as much as us fans do!!
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4-0 jej
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>>157751406
>>157751348
Annnd another Greasepig powerplay. Gotta make sure the Flames can't get back into this, eh refs??
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>>157751278
lewd
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>>157751414
well at least you weren't shut out
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>>157751430
how is that lewd? Portland, OR is the City of Roses
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>>157751033
musk is a shoot retard
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flames fans are absolutely wildin out
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for me it's the jostling after the whistle
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>>157751655
What can I say we be a passionate bunch
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>>157751499
so u dont know
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Tier list of Canadian fanbase a
1 flames
2habs
3jets
4leafs
5senators
6oilers
7canjxcks
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>flames
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More than 1/4 of teams don’t have a captain
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taytays at the game
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*bangs head on the glass*
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>>157751873
Didn’t ask
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Tate McRae said she has more in common with Americans then her family in Calgary.
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>>157751944
lewd
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>>157751811
do the sens actually have fans
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>>157751967
none. gary needs to move them out of ottawa
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STOP THE COUNT
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>>157751946
isnt that the whore that is being passed around the league?
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>>157752135
whats the score
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>>157750724
in most cases, yes
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slopdown? cancelled
the magazine? gay
vince? still
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>>157752651
Stone cold said cte wasnt real
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just woke up
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>>157752822
just about to go to bed
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thinking about trb's shadow in the pic where he wrote bud1 on an exposed stud. it's like seeing a pic of a missing person and the killer is in the woods behind them, barely visible. makes a chill run down your spine
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Tranny bros…
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>>157752193
6-1
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>>157753131
imagine how bad haseks meltie is seeing this
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just projectile vomited and i feel GREAT
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>>157753331
get that poison out of your system
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>>157753131
i always knew he liked Putin and stuff, but that was years ago. To do this now is going to be career suicide. really in a bubble now being a caps fan. and it's not because i love Ukraine or not, but just the fact that he went ahead and did this ad so blatantly says a lot about him. wish he retired already...
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>>157753340
thanks man i feel like i could put back another 750ml of vodka
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>>157753343
You sound gay
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>>157753343
he might not have much of a choice, out of all the russians who could dissent he is probably the one that pooptin would retaliate against in some way or another, given that he is one of the most famous russians alive right meow
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>>157753415
oh i understand that completely. he's the richest hockey player in the world, but still has to do this kinda shit. that really says a lot about how much the kremlin have control of him. it's bs.

it just pains me because i grew up watching him since he started, and to see this is like finding out santa isn't real.
>>157753398
sorry your team doesn't have a player with his caliber/history. you wouldn't know how bad it hurts to see this.
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>>157753453
My team is the penguins. Retard
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>>157753471
case in point.
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>>157753489
Retard
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>>157753331
I feel cleaner after puking
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>Beniers explained that the city of Seattle gets a bad rap, calling it beautiful, and said that players who come to the Kraken end up happy there. He noted it doesn't feel good to have someone not want to join the team, but also made clear that if a player doesn't want to be part of the Kraken, that's fine by him, saying "if you don't want to be here, we don't want you, anyway."
beniers confirmed to be virulently asiaphobic
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>>157753578
"Star" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there
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>>157753613
He looks like a middle aged car salesman
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matty benis
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exactly 2 weeks until season opening
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>>157753688
mateo beaners
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just got home bro's lost my fantasy matchup KWAB
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>>157753678
Like that one guy from gta5
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Eklund is going to out scope Brady next season.
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I was playing saints row 2 earlier and came across a shirt with this logo on it. Did a sexist, masogynist, male gazey game inspire the kraken logo?
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Sorry bro's but I hate you guys now
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>>157754113
Probably, game was pretty fun.
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cry me a river hoser
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>>157754165
wtf
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>>157754093
even more penalties for talking to the refs coming
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>>157754093
Captain? The good ship lollipop?
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>>157754165
elbows up nigga
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>>157754093
kek
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what class are yall rolling in season 15 tomorrow bro's im thingken spiritborn sorc or warlock even though i hated warlock the first time around
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>>157754386
bruh we valheim now
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>>157748540
The trend of players not wanting to play in Canada or some of the colder U.S. cities because of the weather is one of the weakest things in the history of hockey. You play a winter sport, but you don't want to live in cold weather? It's just another example of the pussification of the sport.

The players, both on and off the ice, have never been more soft princesses. This is a direct result of working-class boys being priced out of the system as minor hockey continues to get more expensive. Now it's a bunch of spoiled, upper-middle-class pansies.
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>>157754641
cool it with the antisemitism
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who are vegas
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>>157754733
In retrospect, not reserving the Kings for Vegas was a colossal blunder.
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bo horvat went to the islanders from the canucks and became captain
miller went to the rangers from the canucks and became captain
when quinn hughes goes to the devils from the wild (from the canucks before that) he will become captain
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>>157754733
I can't wait until trading away all their draft picks comeback to make them a losing team for a decade.
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québec
canada
finland
...
sweden
usa
...
haïti
...
...
australia
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>>157754758
you're just scared of their wildlife
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>>157754752
their next draft year is bleak that is for sure
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>>157754762
fuckin terrified
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got kicked out of barnes and noble for moving all the bodybuilding mags to the harvey milk display
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>>157754733
marner's wiping the slate clean
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i hate you
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>>157754777
based
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>>157754752
Gary won’t let that happen
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gare could sell ketchup popsicles to a woman in white gloves
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gare's not gonna kiss you anon
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>>157754846
Maybe he will
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>>157753343
>To do this now is going to be career suicide
Doubt it. Nobody in North America gives a shit when North American players move to the KHL, a league where every team have owners who are directly below Putin and puts the money they earn in hockey towards the war. Or the fact that several teams (that have North American players) have had "support the troops" ceremonies before games.

There's more Canadians and Americans than ever in the KHL. It's not their families that are getting bombed every night.
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>>157754781
>>157754782
>>157754785
Such good poosts
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Remind me again why we have to share this sport with cantada
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>>157754886
They suck
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krakheads hate him...
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We stole Canada’s most delicious burger and brought it to Finland. The Maple BBQ & Bacon Quarter Pounder features a 100% beef patty, maple syrup and BBQ-flavored mayonnaise, two slices of processed cheddar cheese, two slices of bacon, pickles, and roasted onions—all between the buns.
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>>157754886
gookmoot too cheap to add a leaf containment board
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>>157754918
Make sure it's real maple syrup and not just maple flavored goo.
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>>157754914
Naw, we get why he doesn't want to play here.
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why isn't ov more like geno
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>>157754752
surely that'll happen anytime now tranny i've heard this cope for nearly a decade now
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>>157754927
the bodybuilding mag board is called /fit/
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>>157754936
Because Seattle is a junkie shithole?
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>>157754970
I still don't get how the Pacific Northwest got this way instead of getting good hockey teams.
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>>157754983
Oregon decriminalized drugs instead of getting a NHL team.
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>>157755020
Crazy how the cartel found their way here.
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>>157754970
That and the team is shit. If you're going to play for a shithole, you gotta at least make playoffs.
>>157754983
There's a theory going around about industrial pollutants. Ted Bundy and Gary Ridgeway are from Tacoma. I think the lack of sun here makes everyone a retard.
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>>157755066
I don't mind a lack of sun though
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only 4 more days until preseason bro's
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>>157754944
no crosbywife
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>>157755090
prospect camps already started
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preseason is the real season, which means post season is the real preseason and the season is the real post season
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Probably going to go to the home opener again
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thinking about buying camping gear but it's expensive
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>>157755250
Sleep on the ground you fucking idiot. Thats what camping is all about
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>>157755301
no i'm not larping as a homeless junkie
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>>157755315
If you go out into the nothingness do you see any homeless?
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>>157755301
lmao stop acting like your fat ass can even leave your house
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>>157755337
I'm being evicted next month
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>>157755343
lmao
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>>157755343
kwab now the sleeping on the ground cope makes sense
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>>157755345
>>157755353
It was a joke. Don't bite into every bait that you get.
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>i was merely pretending
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>>157755363
Got you though
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>>157755363
Like Tom Cruise. It's called acting dude.
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>>157755371
Tom Cruise is a digger
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>>157755430
I always find it insane that 200 dollar twigs are this disposable
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The New York Islanders are proud to select Griffin Reinhart, from the Edmonton Oil Kings.
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>>157755497
Do you think that the Edmonton Oilers try to keep gas prices down because of their name?
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>>157753131
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>>157754777
For me it's sitting down and reading a book from the bookstore without buying it
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026%E2%80%9327_IIHF_European_Cup_of_Nations
>norway
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>>157755603
FUCK YOU
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>>157753613
hey, he is american and trying his best
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>>157755763
1993
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https://youtu.be/8Q7jdWiYsUs
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>>157755779
never ever
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flames win the cup in 2031
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Huomenta
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Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
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Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>rags
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Having a very zboril debrusk senyshyn kind of morning
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Pho is just chicken noodle soup right?
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>>157756298
no, retard
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>>157756298
not even close retard
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pad thai is just spaghetti, right?
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>>157756327
>>157756310
What's the difference master chef

>>157756330
Yes everyone knows Marco polo got the idea for spaghetti from his travels in China
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You now remember chicken soup for the soul
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>>157756330
I made pad thai for myself and it sucked and then I crashed my electric scooter on the way to see the hit movie "eddington"
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>>157756339
You the guy who put hot coals in the trash?
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> Chayka: "I think at this point in his career he's made all his money, he's got all the personal accolades, he's won an Olympic gold medal. I think he's really at a point where there's only one thing that matters: Getting the fuck out of this shit franchise. I'm going with him. Shalom."
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>>157756339
the broth, meat, noodles, and vegetables basically every component
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Good morning /hoc/
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>>157756281
Very watery
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>>157756374
You're right I stand corrected after doing some research. I just jumped to conclusions after seeing Mr. Wonderful from Shark Tank selling Pho on my morning news
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>$10.75 x 8 for Batherson
Fair :)
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>>157756446
OK so when does Kreider sign?
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>>157756446
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>>157756461
I'll give her my woody.
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https://getaiform.com/quizzes/which-nhl-team-should-i-support

https://www.proprofs.com/quiz-school/story.php?title=ntk5mji4

Which team should you bandwagon this season?
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>>157756461
I'm not into girls, but she's very pretty
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>>157756461
Cute
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>>157756490
I got Vegas. Hell yeah
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>>157756493
>she
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>>157756461
Blake's Wife
I really haven't looked into the women's league but is it the hockey equivalent of when rich guys give their wasp wife a "business"?
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>>157756490
I was suggested the Habs and I'm a Sabres fan. I mean, the Sabres are spiritually a Canadian team so I guess it makes sense. But the Habs? Sorry AI, can't do that.
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>Bedard named the 37th captain in shit hawks franchise history
Glass Twink bros.....we finally won
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>>157756354
Kek I have one of those, what a great gimmick
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>>157756446
that'll stick it to the fat cats in ownership
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>>157748540
My Jackies :)
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I hope real kyper lands on his feet
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Cats land on their feet
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>>157756652
Ataturk taught the Greeks how to swim
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>>157756627
Did he pass social skills class with McDavid?
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/hoc/ needs to work on all skills on and off the ice
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>>157756667
Lies and slander
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>>157756736
t. doggy
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bros!!
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>>157756730
I’m hitting the gym and practicing stick handling
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Get in the fucking yoga pants Connor
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>>157756750
Captain Bust
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>>157756808
but enough about matthews
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anime? more like really gay
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The Nico Hischier I took this morning was extra stinky
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This just popped up on instagram
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>>157756750
>>157756850
Congrats!
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>>157756855
if you see a woman with those glasses don't walk--RUN away as fast as you can
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shannon is a girl's name and yvonne is not a human name
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https://x.com/DetroitRedWings/status/2099860672591077725
>taking two months to name an interim GM
>wongs
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>>157756890
lol
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Has Torts officially announced his retirement?
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>>157756903
No
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>>157756890
larkin approved
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>>157756903
I wonder if he'll come back again if someone gets fired mid-season, I think some boomer coaches in soccer do this
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>>157756890
What's an interim general manager?
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I'm an unemployed head coach
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Mcdavid should become a player coach. then he can yell at people between shifts
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>>157756930
another layer to fuck with Dylan larkin
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>>157756930
Temporary GM until someone else takes the full time job.
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>>157756938
......WAYNE!?
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>>157756944
Why not just find a full time GM. Is this guy gonna go out and actively recruit his replacement
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nagano or sapporo should bid for 2038
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They should hire Anson Carter to be gm
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>>157756960
What about 2042 and 2046
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>>157756966
Is Gary giving him the Atalanta franchise?
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>>157756957
No but the owner will. Or, at least attempt to.
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>>157756980
I'm going to manage the Thrashers.
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>>157756960
fuck nagano and fuck hasek
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>>157756940
McDavid is too autistic to coach. He can’t even give effective locker room speeches
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>>157756996
For me, it's losing to the kitties in back-to-back Finals. I'd be perpetually haunted after that.
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Why doesn't /hoc/ have any autists?
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Shanghai Dragons of Saint Petersburg
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>>157756627
naming a canadian as captain has been the best way to win for over a decade
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>>157757016
they dont have any chinamen on the team
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>>157756960
Gary should really hold an exhibition game there
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10.5x8 for Leonard. Last chance they had to give him 8 years. My craps gonna be in cap hell and definitely Ovi's last year now.
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Yvonne is a black ladies name
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>>157757036
its the name of that fat cartoon guy from the yukon
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>>157757022
So much for growing the game
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>>157757016
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>>157756890
Ilitch got his stooge.
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Gary should hire one of those Kpop sluts to be all into the NHL. this will grow the game.
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>>157757017
1993
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>>157757106
They have a lot of management controversies they're just like us
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>>157757083
Did he ever learn Chinese?
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A Vancouver franchise has won the Stanley Cup more recently than Minnesotan teams.
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>>157757116
2026*
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>>157757150
1993
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>>157757166
never ever
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>>157757170
Every year since...

1993
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1893
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>>157757186
>another team winning is a win for the team that lost
top cuck
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>>157757201
> any canacuck team winning
Kek
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>>157757211
>any minnesotan team winning
lmao
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>>157757217
frosties won twice
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>>157757222
not the stanley cup lol
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>>157757232
>not the stanley cup in canacuck
Fify
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I've been working on my retard impression, what does /hoc/ think?:
>Hey I'm Canadian
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>>157757245
just like the minnesota wild
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>>157757246
Not convincing, people would think your highly intelligent
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>>157757264
>highly intelligent
>canacuck
Kek
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>>157757273
you are too dumb to understand
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[whiny bitch voice]
frosties won twice
[/whiny bitch voice]
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>>157757293
1993
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr those canadians get me so riled up gggggggggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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>>157757316
2026*
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>most dangerous draw
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>>157757317
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>>157757317
It’s too early to be angry, have some coffee
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>>157755497
okay?
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>>157757329
1993*

* no asterix required
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>>157757442
2026**
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>Hamilton Hammers
Gross. Relocate them back to Bridgeport immediately.
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>>157757465
1993*

*canacuck-free
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only SHIT games today
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>>157757478
J L M I
L
M
I
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>>157757478
Bridgeport was one of the worst AHL cities and wasn't getting anyone to visit. Hamilton works. after all, don't you canadian fuckers want a team in Hamilton?
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>>157757489
2026§
american captain free
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>>157757514
1993
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>>157757508
>don't you canadian fuckers want a team in Hamilton?
They are eight pro or amateur hockey teams in Hamilton alone, and another eight teams in the immediate neighboring area, so OF COURSE Canada wants another fucking hockey team in Hamilton, ffs
>Welcome to /hoc/, newfriend
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>>157757530
2014§
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>>157757550
1993
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MY MAN
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>>157757572
2026§
>>
Bud1 Easter22
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shut the fuck up mildcuck
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>>157757600
1993
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>>157757505
He has achieved enlightenment
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>>157757625
2026§
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>>157757634
1993
>>
how are you guys not embarrassed by what you're posting?
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>>157757313
Could have been a cool hockey girl voice
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>>157757643
2026§
>>
raped bitch responding to me like he understands hockey
>>157757514
>>157757530
>>157757550
>>157757572
>>157757600
>>157757625
>>157757634
>>157757643
get a fucking room
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>>157757663
I read the off-season threads to to feel better about myself. Terminally online losers with no friends are just ducking around posting retarded shit to get (you)s is pretty pathetic, I seriously hope you are all underaged because this is just sad. don't@me
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>>157757693
>to to
esl?
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>the city of Pittsburgh
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>>157757682
1993
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>>157757721
2026§
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>>157757727
>if you lose you win
top cuck behaviour
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>>157757744
the cuck response
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I wanna put my penis in connor bedards mouth
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>>157757775
you have a compulsive sexual disorder with a paraphilic fetish, and you should do cocaine for it
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ordered Domino's
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>>157757802
What makes it paraphilic?
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>>157757819
wrote the cuck
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>>157757831
there he goes again, cuck spams 1993
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>>157757849
as predicted, cuck
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>>157757816
https://youtu.be/Jc2pEEJfVLI
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>>157757864
the cuck wrote the number again
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>the city of Shanghai
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>>157757816
Based
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>>157757721
>>157757723
>>157757727
>>157757744
>>157757819
>>157757831
>>157757864
>>157757849
so we are gonna spend the entire year just bickering like children?
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>>157757904
Samir will spend it seething, stinking, queering, malding and lafftarding.
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>>157757951
hey samir
1993
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>>157757894
Will Gary ever bring the gift of hockey to Soviet China?
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>>157757954
> t. Samir
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>>157757967
>nou
samir cant help himself
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>>157757976
>the stench... the stench
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>most dangerous lead in St Petes
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>>157757951
dude fucking enough about Samir. Maybe fucking stop fucking arguing about the retarded shit for once.
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>>157757983
>doubles down on nou
typical samir
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>>157757961
wtf kovalchuk plays in china these days?
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>>157758004
He's the Shanghai Dragon's president
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>>157758016
I always thought he looked asian, I wonder what his parents/family look like or if that's just his face
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>>157757508
No. I want hockey to return to Manchester NH
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>>157757961
Sadly no. I think he’s given up on the market
>>
thread SUCKS
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>>157758041
why the hell do you want hockey in Manchester?
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>>157758031
that picture of the Red Star player is of Brandon Yip
>Kovalchuk was born in Soviet Russia in Tver and doesn't look remotely Oriental
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>>157758041
Based beyond belief
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>>157758041
New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine are QMJHL territory
>also Mass, Conn and R.I.
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raped retard
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Do you think McDavid has any tips for our newly crowned captain????
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>>157758130
He’ll share a PowerPoint deck from his social skills class
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>>157758087
one day the whl bantam draft first overall pick will be from hawaii
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I'm signing /hoc/ up for a mandatory social skills class
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>>157757996
>laffs
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>>157758167
>the Maui Rainbow Warrior v. the Whitehorse Pale Riders
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>>157758211
Don’t worry, it’s designed for beginners
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>le heckin teams in le HECKIN GOOFY AND SILLY markets
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>>157758466
Imagine a team in Toronto, Ontario, Canada
LMAO
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>>157758211
I signed up but had an anxiety attack before the first meeting and didn't go
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When is Canada going to start producing Indian hockey players
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>>157758500
imagine smearing some twiggy little saar across half the length of the ice
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>plan the parade
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When is america going to start producing heterosexual hockey players
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>>157758590
1993
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>>157758590
As if Crosby and MacKinnon are straight
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>>157758590
Under NHL Contract: Luke Prokop came out as gay in 2021 while under contract with the Nashville Predators. He has played professionally in the minor leagues (AHL/ECHL)

Luke Prokop (born May 6, 2002) is a CANADIAN professional ice hockey defenceman who is currently under contract with the South Carolina Stingrays of the ECHL[1]. He most recently played for the Bakersfield Condors of the American Hockey League (AHL). He was selected by the Nashville Predators, 73rd overall, in the 2020 NHL entry draft. In 2021, Prokop came out as gay, becoming the first player under contract with an NHL team to do so.[2]

*The NHL remains the only major men's professional team sports league in North America that has never had an active or retired player publicly come out as gay after playing in the league.
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more like luke pro cock, amirite?
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>>157758661
>Under NHL contract
Gary is turning boys gay with fine print ?
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>>157758723
I'd agree to be gay for an NHL contract. not a real hockey fan if you wouldn't
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>>157758760
This
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so, the new seasonal benchmark for all KHL teams will be how badly you can beat Shanghai, with the exclusion of Shanghai of course
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Luke Prokop couldn't even break the AHL, why the fuck are heated rivalry fags still crying about him?
>>
Would you rather have a 16 season career in the AHL and consistently be the best player that wasn't good enough to make the NHL, or be in the NHL and suffer a career ending injury your first season?
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>>157758886
Latter just so I can say I played
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>that fag over there said he was browsing the Heated Rivalry forums and couldn't believe how much support Prokop is still getting, that bitch
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>>157758886
former, so i can't lie to myself about what could have been
>>
would you rather be a career bud or a guy that got raped and also lost to a burrito
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>>157758960
career bud, but (you) do (you)
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>>157758821
Almost makes you wonder why the team even exists
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Would you rather be a queer queering off in here all day or would you rather be normal?
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>>157758482
one nine six seven
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>>157757505
kek
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>>157758981
money laundering, like most things that have no reasonable explanations, the best answer is to follow the money
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>>157759000
checked
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>>157758981
Overwatch
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>>157758981
like all authoritarian governments the ccp is obsessed with sports as a show of unity, strength, national character, etc

they've thrown a shitload of money at being bad at soccer and basketball and some westaboo middle manager slopped a little of that cash into hockey
>>
canada and america and england and scotland and wales and northern ireland are authoritarian governments
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>>157758981
i feel like this about the blue jackets senators and kraken
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>>157759061
nique les anglos
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>>157759036
well, the only other hockey teams in the mainland East besides in Russia is in Seoul, WK
Hockey just didn't take to Eastern Asia at all
>in fact, you could posit that the Ring of Fire has a shitty track record with hockey
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>>157759036
Sadly I wish there were more hockey countries
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>>157759082
just like my steelheads
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>>157759102
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>more dangerous draw in Zurich
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>>157759082
>in fact, you could posit [retard shit]
kek it's always hilarious when low iq trb tries to sound smart
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I miss finnish rengeposter
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I miss nobody asking
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>I miss [trbonvpn]poster
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>>157759207
He’ll return for playoffs
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EM was the rapist. She was sober and drunk men can't consent.
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>>157759361
who wants a raped pansy on their team
she is a girl dude, just push her off you
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>>157759404
blues, knights, oilers
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>>157759361
She also humiliated Carter hart
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>>157759361
and she was wearing shapewear to hide her obesity. rape by deception
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>Chayka: “There’s no question fans will love the Toronto Maple Leafs. The question becomes, can we be deserving of that love? You don’t do that overnight. You don’t do that by winning a game. We plan on not winning games for that very reason, and I'll be betting accordingly. Shalom."
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>>157759516
Just like my Rod
>>
My piss comes out clear which means I drink too much water but I'm always thirsty. What do?
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>>157759711
Start planning your funeral
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> drinking too much water
Not possible
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>>157759711
sport drinks
You need electrolytes, your body craves them
stay away from caffeine and chemicals
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>>157759708
you misspelled refs
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>>157759711
get checked for diabeetus
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>>157759711
Add litesalt and honey to your water, splash of lemon or lime if you want.
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Oilers will win the cup now that mama stanley doesn't support them anymore
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>>157759751
Cope it was my thick Rod
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>>157759745
Nta but I have the same problem. I’ll start drinking more Powerade
>>
Best drinks to drink fro electrolytes?
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>>157759728
A woman died from drinking too much water in a radio contest to win a Wii
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>>157759745
This post was made by the Coca-Cola Company
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>>157759820
Lmao dumb slut
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>>157759794
For me, it’s orange Gatorade
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>>157759820
The sister of one of the hosts murdered her husband and children.
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>>157759820
KWAB
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>>157759820
wee for a wii
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>>157759911
Jen
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>>157759794
Body Armor.
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>>157759924
proud sponsor of the nhl (tm)?
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>>157759939
Is that the one that coach chippy shills?
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>>157758590
this riled up the gay americans
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Based retard
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finna take a nap
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>>157760250
i sleep. for me it's john cena announcing it to the tune of "compromised to a permanent end" at extreme rules
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>>157760250
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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Flames news:
Nikita (girl name) Zadorav said on the Cam and Strick podcast that the Flames (great team) had a chance to keep Johnny Hockey (since deceased) but that 'several people' in the organization screwed it up. Thoughts? Opinions? Hoc do your thang
>>
trbrother won
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I sense a queer-off coming which means I'm out.
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>>157760327
Flames seem poorly managed. Remember when they traded Matty tkachuk?
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My new gimmick was improved for the season :D
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>>157760457
true
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>>157760483
/hoc/ will be better with wagies
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>>157760499
could the next thread be flames themed please?
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>>157760574
>>157760574
>>157760574
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