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>>157760574>>Bedard named Blackhawks CaptainInstead of a raise
>>157760574Samir, trb, bud, 1993
>>157760602Flames fans have the best OC
trb's brother won. thanksgiving is gonna be awkward this year kek
trbs brother beat the burrito
>>157760647the guy who ordered that fateful burrito? none other than trbrother himself
>>157760615only because our team rules
DID I MISS IT? DID THE PUCKS DROP?
>>157760750They’re defrosting right now, Heikki
/playoffsbound/
>>157760602wolf is kino just because he's a manlet from gilroy
Why is everybody glazing the sharks? They haven't made the playoffs in over 6 years and outside of Celebrini that roster looks incredibly mid.
>>157760919They also drafted a highly regarded Swedish twink
>"guys the Blues are SO BACK, just look at them with Holloway, Thomas and Broberg, you just gotta believe in them!"*fastforward to December*>"Man we really can't believe the Blues are 2nd to last in the western conference, silly us for believing a Jordan Binnington team could do well"
>>157760919Just like my islanders
>>157760919Macklin Celebrini is the only reason they're relevant. Grier is lucky that the draft lottery *yet again* benefitted them.
>>157760982Just like our leafs
never forget leafs
>>157761007"we don't wanna win" ahh extension
>>157761007Quinn is GONE
>glazing
>>157760982by 'yet again' meaning the single time they actually had good luck in the draw
>>157760919They have a lot of potential
>>157761040everyone has potential. you sound like the teacher who just gives everyone a "oh he's okay" at the evaluation
James Hagens had 4 goals in the prospects game yesterday, he's obviously winning the calder
Smart bandwagoners are waiting till next year to dick ride the sharks
my fetish is skinny girls wearing jerseysyou think they're fat, but then they're not
>>157761059cool the Bruins will bury him on the 4th line, play him 8 minutes a game, then dump him to providence when he isn't playing like prime patrice bergeron and david kreicji
>>157761056Celebrini is the next prodigy
my fetish is not asking
>>157761079Two way hockey is gay
>>157761091you need a player who is "two way" to succeed you retard.
>>157761081K but they still need to have a half decent team around him
>>157761105cups are won with magnets, not decent teams
>>157761082ur making me hard :3
bud + 1 = trb
>>157761279
>>157761059Sorry retard, but Protas and Hutson are set to be the first joint Calder winners.
>>157761305Stop being a weeb, mitch the bitch
>>157761007I heard a player say Hynes was the worst coach he'd ever had.
>>157761306if there's a tie in points they would probably sort by first place votes then second place, 3rd, etc like f1
mitch won and rules
did the cancel the real kyper and borne show
>>157761374He certainly won a place in your heart. You should marry him.
>>157761007I thought he was in the new harry potter series
>>157761517>laffs will improvehahahaha you must love being delusional
>>157761602How many times did you pretend to be tbg today
>>157761611leafs suck lmaoooo
>>157761611Uh oh the laffs fan is gonna cry again
>>157761007was this the alcoholic guy
>just like my scoreless draw
>>157761602you sound scared lol
>>157761678he's still scared, m8
>>157761517>Best team habs >Worst team habs >Best O habs >Best D habs>Best Goalieshabs>Will decline habs>Will improve habs>Underratedhabs >Overrated habs
>>157761678Yeah we're all scared of the laffs. You better plan the parade already
>>157761687
>>157761645nevermind that was montgomery
>>157761517I think all of these are pretty much on par for the expectations, but expectations and reality are often two different things. I can see how the Leafs will improve but for that to happen Matthews can't be injured and have to be a 60 goal scorer, Stolarz can't be injured either, McKenna can't only be a PP contributor and the defense need to be faster than they look on paper. The Sabres are also only overrated if you overrated Alex Tuch the greedy fuck.
>>157761517habs are so incredibly over rated only a retarded frenchman whose parents are cousins would say buffalo is over rated.
bout to go the bar and see the boys for a few then go shopping then come home and play vidya
>>157761900you guys gonna get your nails done, too? ok, have fun
>>157761762you're a dumbass
>my most dangerous draw
>>157761932takes one to know one
>>157761762Buffalo got knocked out by a shitty meme team last year
>>157761947Not really.
>>157761947only dumbasses espoused this
>>157761956Not a valid criticism as the Sabres were also a shitty meme team last year.
IronHawks mentioned>image is not related
>>157761947This is the best way to admit that you are a dumbass
>>157761915no tranny we're going to drink whiskey and beers and talk about football and hockey
>>157762087>and talk about football
>>157762087OHHH HELLLLL YEEEEAHHHHH
>>157762087You can do that with us here on /hoc/.
>>157762087>tranny we're going to drink whiskeyWhy are you getting trannies drunk?
r/hockey is not happy with Ovechkin
>>157762151Just because he's a furry?
Don't tell me what the faggots are doing
can't wait for another season of mediocrity with my Kangz, assuming it's even that good
>>157762185They're butt fucking
>Of note with Shawn Horcoff being named interim GM in Detroit: He's been given the green light to negotiate contracts, which is notable for unsigned RFA Simon Edvinsson and pending UFA Alex DeBrincat, among others. >It's possible Horcoff keeps interim tag all season long.
>>157762187Kongs started a rebuild, tried to speed it up by trading for youngish veterans, then got bounced in the first round several years in a row.It's basically time to start another rebuild.
>>157762242>shadow yzerplan
>>157762187Exciting
ONE MORE YEARONE MORE YEARONE MORE YEAR
>>157762340
I failed my social skills training :(
shannon really rates my debbies, that isn't a good sign to be 2bh with you
>>157762386Did you sit on the proctor's lap?
Do the Flames rule?
>>157761762This was you right
>>157762396I said JLMI too many times
what's this i hear about >laffs and habs having two simultenaous games on saturday?is that a quick cash trickery from gare bear?
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
^^ dog shit gimmick ^^^
>>157762492Babby's first preseason
>>157762492I'm going to buy a jersey for each game!
>>157762546still bubblin' over trbrother inheriting the property kwarb
I just spoke to Sid he promised me he will be asking for a trade to the Canadiens by December
>>157762424
>>157762625>u
>>157762625mrs. bud sr is feisty
Who do you think will be the worst team in the league this year?
>>157762643cant pucks
>>157762643
>>157762643Lames easily
>>157762643Oilers
>>157762643detoilet
>>157762670oh yeah detoilet had a very very short lived rebuilt
>>157762643fully anticipate another laffs first round exit this year
>>157762643Is Chicago out of their rebuild? I do not believe in Byram.
>>157762643(You)r TML
>>157762706yes, now that bedard is a man now
>>157762700
>>157762719
>>157762690Why didn't they just trust the Yzerplan?
>>157762700is this guy safe in that city anymore?
>>157762706>Is Chicago out of their rebuild?
>>157762740bud made you a man on 04/17/2022
>>157762757he'll be fine if he keeps scoring 30 goals
>>157762757no one is safe in Detroit
>>157762757Is anyone ever really safe in Detriot?
>>157762782>>157762786Lol
>>157762782>>157762786Is Detroit as a city still that bad? I thought St. Louis was worse
>>157762815Well it ain't getting any better
Copycat league question: Is it possible to win a cup without stars?After Colorado won a cup with a scarecrow and your younger brother playing the net at street hockey as goalies on the way to glory.Since everyone says that NHL is a copycat league, I thought we might start seeing the value of good goalies go down as Colorado showed that they can win with any random 6"5 tall tree off the street. But Bob winning the next 2 cups kinda stalled that copycat approach.Now Carolina has won a cup with no real superstar, beating a team with Eichel and Marner.So would it be better for teams to search around the margins trying to mine every single advantage from non-superstar players or would it be better not to change the traditional way of team-building around superstars as that is considered the most reliable way to build a cup winner?The approach taken by Hurricanes makes sense considering their circumstances. Carolina is not a super desirable destination, ie Rantanen.So instead of going big game hunting, they went after medium game players who don't have the pick of the litter the same way star players do. Medium game players have less negotiating power and more likely to submit to the will of the team, ie all of Hurricanes roster.What are the league wide consequences to a non-superstar team winning a cup? And more importantly, is this a one-off exception, or is it the start of a new trend?
>>157762406YES
>>157762858
>>157762853My Hiroshima Carp are crap this year =(
>>157761517>ded wongs
>>157762656>>157762805Call me krazy but I think the Kraken are too good to be 32nd this year.
>>157762879i like fishe
just woke up, any good posts??
Shane Wright = elite
>>157762893I like every /hoc/ post because one of my frens typed it :)
>>157762893Just shit ones like yours. Maybe you should make it better next time.
>>157762897he's an alpha male
>>157762890Well they did fire that woman
>>157762891I love how artful their designs are and also how the rip off the Cincinnati Reds.. so artfully >also, I can always use another fish team to follow
>>157762922Actually they mutually parted ways.
>>157762926
>>157762922the truth is a women coach was never going to be taken seriously in the nhl by the players
>>157762858Darcy Kuemper wasnt some random retard off the street. Who ever wrote that doesnt know shit. The cost of goalies is going down. Except for the rags because they are stupid as fuck.
>>157762939You don't know how those players thought of her at all
>>157762983NTA but I was there and he's right
It's called ice soccer
>>157762939Coachella Valley took her seriously and she helped them win the Calder back to back i fact, that's why they gave her the job in Seattle >she'll be better off in the PWHL, probably get a HC position right off the bat
thread fucking sucks the newfags are trying their worst
>>157762992Name the rags backup goalie and then rethink your choice. I should hope the rags improve from dead last in the east.
>>157762992Every square with a new york team is incorrect
>>157763006I'd like to put her in a HC position if you know what I mean.
>>157763046dont reply to him you fucking idiot
>>157763046yea you fucking idiot dont reply to him
>>157763046not sure what you mean?
>stop talking about hockey you fucking idiotLame. I'm going to reddit.
>raped boyfriend defense forcekwab
>>157763118must be omar
>>157763113
>>157763125omar1
>>157763113i'm banned from most teams and generals on reddit
>>157763149You should bring this up at your next job interview
Good, i wont have to read your constant garbage posts there.
this general is just r/nhlcirclejerk but you can say nigger
When will 6'3 manlets learn?
>>157763204dude's got a full two feet on copey
>>157763204There has never been a hockey fight where the guy with longer arms lost
>>157763204that's a big guy
>>157763204that's precisely what I wanted to see, thank you>You do wonderful work
>>157763204Yeah the Sharks have their enforcer. Thats fucking awesome. You just know he will have to fight Rempe at some point.
>>157763229it reminds you of the events of 04/17/2022
>>157763229thoughts on why you thought playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>157763247that was the day bud 1 :)
>>1577632224 u
>>157763269
yo /hoc/ check this out
>It's so close I can smell the pucks
>>157763401not as close as bud was to your anus on the chilly easter evening of 2022
>>157763401This gap between the prospect games and preseason blue ball'd me.
>>157763430good post
pucks smell bad :(
>>157763559wash 'em
>>157763559Not true. Especially used pucks that have a little bit of stick wax residue coated on them. Sooooo goood. I like to steal a couple every time I go to a stick and puck
>>157763559You've obviously never been around a puck
>>157763559not if you wash your pucks down there
>>157761517>schmid>shartstorm>best team
>>157763570Stick and puck sounds like one of those newgrounds games
>>157762853this is sort of ignoring that about an eighth of japan's homes are abandoned. they just have a tax system set up that discourages demolishing abandoned properties in favour of letting them rot.
>australianyeah not reading that post
>>157763660>this is sort of ignoring that about an eighth of japan's homes are abandonedyou're saying this like 80% of detroit isn't burnt out crack shacks that squatters won't even sleep in
>>157763660>There are just free homes sitting aroundThis would solve the homeless problem
>i read strayas post japan is weird lel
It is strange how much time I will spend consooming hockey media yet I do not own a single NHL jersey. Sometimes I feel like a fake fan
nobody cares, trb. now read up on if playoff goals count toward regular season records.
>>157763675you'd think that! but they're still usually owned by the family for tax purposes, so cities can't just take them over.i guess detroit didn't have that problem when it decided to start deleting the empty houses.
>>157763674Erm those got knocked down twenty years ago ackshually now there are empty lots
>>157763708It's never too late to buy one. Gary is planning plenty of great deals
>>157763046a Hockey Canada position?
>>157762643Idk the Canucks or some shit team like that
>>157763660my alcoholic sisters second favorite hobby is researching houses in rural japan and try to convince me to buy one with her
>>157763875has she showed you those videos where westerners buy one and then fix it up?
>>157762701bold of you to believe that they'll make playoffs
>>157763899retard
>>157763895yup
hockey
trbrother WONtrb lost
>>157762992Sorokin was better than Shesterkin last season. To be honest, he was robbed of the Vezina last season by the retarded GMs.
>>157764025good and accurate post
>>157764039What the fuck kind of name is cutter
>>157763619Crazy for a burger to be sayin something like that
>>157764098i think its dutch
>>157763875You should get her liquored up and go to the peach tree dance together
>>157764039that faggot briere really boned the market
>>157764194jen
>>157764108you know what is really crazy for a canadian to say?>hello my skin is white
Looking at the Stars roster, it's pretty much over for them. They should start looking at a retool.
>>157764238Statistically more likely than any American poster.
>>157764238kek they wish
oooh kaanada
>>157764039/hoc/ just keeps getting more and more wrong about the bouchard deal each passing day.
>/hoc/ is wrongcrazy patterns emerge once you realize 90% of these posts are trb schizoposting by himself
What should i wear to target orientation kwab
>>157764247yeah they're no longer contenders. Also Otter has been exposed hard
>>157764281I guess we just don't see eye to eye.
i bet trbrother is cool and funny, unlike you know who
>>157764302If only they could dig in
YOU DONT HAVE TO BE RICHTO BE MY GIRLYOU DON'T HAVE TO COOLTO RULE MY WORLD
>>157764589Well McDavid needs to be coached before he can do that
Huomenta but the opposite
I'M LEARNING TO /hoc/ again
>>157764652What a derpy lookin derp
new diablo season bro's :))
>>157764723sniper elite is the new free game on PlayStation haven't fucked with that in forever
>lyric poster finally posting a good song Crazy times
>>157764705Regina rhymes with vagina.
>>157764291i worked there for a few months as a second job in 2003 it was pretty comfy my job was just to put shit back on the shelves/pull stuff forward
>>157764772dumb tranny we love prince here
only faggots like that prince
>>157764806
>>157762992>overrated>but also the worst team>completely just ignores the reddit jackets existingA gambling company made this
>>157764845maybe on planet gay tranny tastelet retard
>>157764854>reddit jacketsFuck off. The Blue Jackets are /hoc/s team.
>>157764856faggots definitely love prince on planet gay tranny tastelet retard
>>157764854hey bud you ready for the broship to make it to the finals again??
>>157764856here that's where the flames are relocating
>>157764864nobody likes the poo jackets anon.
>>157764882just like my princelanders
prince was a mild fan retard kwadb
makes sense faggot music for a faggot team
and honey i say, LITTLE RED CORVETTE
There has bern a bunch of signigs in the last couple of hours and not one of them is mentioned here
>>157765070this place doesn't care because they are too busy talking about Diablo in 2026
>>157765070Crazy how many of them that you mentioned
>>157765095Actually i dont try here anymore I post on reddit now
>>157765077d5 releases 2029 whether you like it or not KWAB btw still tiny and nyla has aids
you can be a .5 PPG scorer in todays league and get 7M a year. Good lord this sport needs to lose the cap.
>>157765070I'm tired of signings. Give me games Gary.
>>157765100Yeah why are you posting pictures of yourself over there?
>>157764806>praise the selection of kiss>esl american seethes about trannies>esl american thinks we're denigrating prince
>r
>>1577652391993
The sport is just now starting to pay players what they made in late 90s, and they enjoyed more purchasing power with those dollars.
>>157765288god bless the salary cap, truly the "parity maker"
my islanders almost won and would have won if the salary cap didn't exist
>>157765288Sakics 1996 16 million is like 30 million today
but nobody had mentioned the islanders anon.
>if i post the same stuff other guys did, maybe I'll get (You)s tookwab embarrassing
>>157765303true
>>157765297Thats what im saying. This guy >>157765110 is implying the salary cap is overpaying players, its not, quite the opposite.
>>157765326it isn't, its just saying the cap suppressed salaries
I wish I made more bullshit posts in these threads.
zamn
>>157765382finally becoming the little girl?
>>157765308it's almost like letting the owners keep 50% of the revenues otherwise used to pay the people actually doing the work is a scam.
>>157765423Exactly. They always tout that the players get 50%; Great hurray yippee why not 90%?
>>157765382based JVOEL
>>157765450perhaps the next lost season can be about the need to have a less embarrassingly stingy cap where the players are expected to be the ones making room for other players at their own expense.
>>157765342My biggest regret is that I didn't poop enough
some players still aren't signed...
>>157765504What rosters still have room for me?
>>157765342im glad you didn't
>>157765534your fat ass takes up too much space on the bench...
>>157765308And with 16 million in 1996 you could buy much more shit than with 30 million today.
WILL YOU BONER HIS ASSSSSSSOR BE ABUSED
I hope the Jets never trade Hellecuck and that Hellecuck never reports to the team. Then when he's UFA he can choose to sign with whatever team he wants.
>>157765591that would be funny because he is a ufa in 5 years from now
bud1trbrother1
>>157765598he and larkin can pick a team together
they should start their own league together
I feel like he just signed a 4 year extension like 2 years ago how is he already eligible for one
Dave has left the building.
>>157765726Who’s Dave? The guy who makes hot chicken?
KWAB
>>157765765hoob fucking SUCKS! all my homies hate hoob!
Sissy of the year? Celebrini is an unc now
>>157765772>This is literally what flames fans make them themselves believe is good
>>157765781>>157765784thoughts on trbrother's victory?
>well, Mitch is a bitch, he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world>he's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, he's a bitch to all the boys and girls
>>157765797thoughts on your lifelong loss to your brother?
flip the record, Mitch, we've heard this one already>also, you've never seen my driver's license, and I find that laughable
>>157765794>>157765800Seems you are the one who is losing. Losing your mind posting rubbish.
>resorts to posting mitchgot him bubblin' kek
>>157765809Are you defending Mitch then? Or are you he himself?
>gets reminded his brother won>seethes n' bubblesKWAB
Isn't Mitch just some random drivers license trb found online?
is mitch the one who raped the raped bitchsorry i'm new here, trying to catch up on the lore
Was gonna do a multi post vertical >rags in the middle of the night but since you fucks are gonna make that impossible by spaming about your imaginary friends all night I guess I'll just go to sleep
Y'all means all
>>157765821No, that was bud
>>>open target package
>>157765818His studs were real and someone in ablerta must be paying for my ei cheques
>trb accidentally reveals he spams sc*tporn>gets disinherited from the propertycoincidence?
>>157765821It's just some stuff that schizos >>157765815make up for some unknown reason.
>>157765833the exposed stud is part of the property trb lost to his brother and defaced in an act of revenge
>>157765843That's clearly western Canadian softwood
>>157765848>exports don't existvpn off trb
>>157765848all canadian wood is soft
>>157765843>Oilers in 7LOL imagine being this mind broken. Then again we see it in many canadian posters here
>>157765852celebrinis isnt
>>157765894
TGERE GOES AN HERO WATCH HIM AS HE GOS
>>157766025Wow. What a timeless classic. I hope he found his ipod in heaven
he upgraded to a ZuneMr. Henderson
>Someone hacked Henderson’s MySpace page and gave him the face of a zombie. Someone placed an iPod on Henderson’s grave, took a picture and posted it to /b/. Henderson’s face was appended to dancing iPods, spinning iPods, hardcore porn scenes. A dramatic re-enactment of Henderson’s demise appeared on YouTube, complete with shattered iPod. The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, a 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for a year and a half.kek /b/ was quite an experience 20 years ago
Fucking apple fragile ass screens>>157766054>>157766080>>157766089
>>157766179What kind of faggot made this
>>157766179Sid wouldn't be at the back of the class
>>157766190for starters turn your monitor on but the answer is your father
>>157766199NBC is not a person
We are so close guys. It's almost back. We all made it.
actually I hate /hoc/ now
>>157766278brought a lot to the table with this post
>>157766342wtf why
>>157766342There is no reason to be like this
>>157766356Nou
>>157766434heh I almost didn't recognize that arena from before it got surged on
>>157766434cope
>>157766456Only copey copes about these things
