just a reminder, no racism. any and all offenders will be swiftly banned.
Sheagles still suckGaylen Squirts is a fag
NFL loves Jalen
so QBs/Offenses just remembered to be good today?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157735563
>>157735588>announcing a banditto for you queerbo
it's so fucking funny seeing boomer burrsfags seethe about how zesty the zoomer nubears fags areall the benposts in the world won't save you from the fact that a black zesty bottom buck is the face of your team and franchisenobody will ever care about a coach over a qb
>>157735590No YOU sucks. And your team STINKS
who is playing tonight?
I fell for the charger meme again
https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtYdance brothers dance RAIDER NATION IS BACK
>>157735603er, Ramily?
>dik poopshit
You bitches think I disappeared? I just had stomach cramps for like 45 minutes because I was coughing so hard. I literally could not move off of the floor or else I'd cramp again. Really devastating loss but I'm not out on my fucking team yet. Congrats Vikings but what I experienced for a few minutes has been your franchise's entire existence. Things won't go that way next time. Bitches
will this fagtard ever shut up?
We want SheDYNASTY and we want him now.
I shit you not this morning I was Mariano's buying food and standing in line with family was a mom wearing a Bears jersey. When I had a closer look I saw it was a Trubisky jersey. I was truly flabbergasted and couldn't believe my eyes.
you know ben johnson hates caleb so fucking much kek but the DEI powers that be have forced him to accept itditka despises him too
>>157735590upset? peeved? perturbed? getting a little irate? jostled? jimmies rustled? grumpy? pissed? disgruntled? bloated? had diarrhea earlier?
>GOTI
>>157735623Based
>jesterguild desperately trying to get attention in a short 3 hour window because they know they're going to be overshadowed by dem bois and the chiefs/broncoskek leadheads
>poop shitsuck
>it's the Cowboys year
>>157735563if you guys dont stop the bullying, spammys gonna throw his action figures everywhere and refuse to clean his room, then mommy wont make the tendy dinner she promised.becareful. you dont know what you will awaken!
>>157735648
>>157735648sure buddy
>>157735623RAIDER NATION IS RUNNIN WILD
Elite.
Yeah I'm thinkin' the genny will be getting Skoled on all week l
It's time.
>rams lose>eagles win>bills win>seahawks win>lions win
>>157735639So what did you do then?
What will Dak Prescott's legacy be in 20 years?
my joshie :)
So are there any excuses left for sherbert?
>>157735633KEK
>>157735713ITS NOT EVEN REAL ICE CREAM
>>157735623>leading the division cant argue with that
>>157735706A less fun Philip Rivers
his joshie :)
>>157735683>>157735682>immediate double damage controkek they know it
>>157735623this is now grooves general
somehow Caleb commands more respect in the lockeroom than Gaylen
>>157735713Nope. Chorgers gonna chorge.
Imagine having to go through all day today and the whole next week with an L from such a pathetic loser team. That is your literal life for the next week.
>Cowboys addressed their defense in the offseason
>>157735672
>>157735700happy he gets another chance. GO BIRDS
>>157735638There's no way they let dekwab start at home if they lose like that again right?
>>157735607>dood he had an incompletion after his receiver fell downHe looked elite today. You know it, I know it, everyone who watched the game knows it. Which is exactly why you're posting this nothingburger webm.
>>157735741So did the Panthers and look what happened
>>157735623
>>157735727I'm a Raider fan and I miss him :(
YOUR APOLOGY SHOULD BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT WAS
>>157735740yep... that's gotta suck...
>3rd in division>starting QB injured>SB odds went up anyways
RESPOND TO THIS POST IF YOU HAVE LAUGHED AT THE PACKTURDS TODAYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>NOOOO STOP EXPOSING HOW DOGSHIT WE ARE WE WANT TO PRETEND WE'RE GOOD >PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION AND VALIDATION, WE'RE A REAL GROW UP DIVVYjesterguild extra uppity this season
>>157735750post the elite webms
Never forget.
sorry I can't respond to that post, I'm not much of a laugher
Serious question: Why was Brady so good at sneaks? I mean we see QBs who are bigger, stronger, faster, more athletic, etc just be markedly worse than him. Even in his holder age Brady was elite at them. Was genuinely anomalous to me.
>>157735761Beat the shecocks next week and I'll consider it
>>157735767
>>157735624he thought two aging defensive linemen would make his team a super bowl contender
>>157735765You're still Owl favorites IMO Idgaf what anyone says
DAAAAAAAA NFC NORF2011: Lost in Divisional Round to the New York Giants2012: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2013: Lost in Wild Card Round to the San Francisco 49ers2014: Lost in NFC Championship to the Seattle Seahawks2015: Lost in Divisional Round to the Arizona Cardinals2016: Lost in NFC Championship to the Atlanta Falcons2019: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2020: Lost in NFC Championship to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers2021: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2023: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles2025: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Chicago Bears2012: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Green Bay Packers2015: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2017: Lost in NFC Championship to the Philadelphia Eagles2019: Lost in Divisional Round to the San Francisco 49ers2022: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New York Giants2024: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Los Angeles Rams2010: Lost in NFC Championship to the Green Bay Packers2018: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Philadelphia Eagles (Double Doink game)2020: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2025: Lost in Divisonal Round to the Los Angeles Rams2011: Lost in Wild Card Round to the New Orleans Saints2014: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Dallas Cowboys2016: Lost in Wild Card Round to the Seattle Seahawks2023: Lost in NFC Championship to the San Francisco 49ers2024: Lost in Divisional Round to the Washington Commanders ITJUSTMEANSNOTHING
>>157735623>>157735754AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGJJHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAAAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MUPPETTMUTT
facts weezy tho WWE sport PEACE
>>157735765It's because Darnold is only going to be out a week.
>>157735761Beat the Nanners in two weeks and I'll consider it.
>raider nation+dire straits>chiefs+taylor swift
>>157735667Do you have the 2 point attempt? At higher quality than these?
>>157735775I don't make webms but he was laser beaming it around the whole second half. Straight up downloaded that phillybuck defense.
>STOP IGNORING MY HEADCANON CLEVER NICKNAMES AND AUTISM STATS!!uhhhh ohhhhhh
kek green gay
>>157735784Cause Brady is the only guy who ever went DOWNSeriously look at every other sneakThey just run into the lineBrady went under everyone
>losing comfortably at home to the cardinals
chimpout alert
Wait wait wait waitLet me get this straight >gay black QB gets forced into the league>name is GAY-LOVE WILLIE-YUMS>plays on the CHI-COCK-GAY BEARS>his top receivers are BJ MORE and COCK-STON LOVE-MAN>his head coach is BJ>his gimmick is winning by COMING FROM BEHINDOkay seriously who fucking wrote this shit?
REMINDER:
Vikings lose that game if Murray didnt hurt lol
>>157735698Baun was so good in this game. It's so crazy that it really wasn't a fluke year that first time, he's on his third season of elite play now.
>NOOO STOP MOCKING US, STOP POSTING OUR PLAYOFF RECORD AND COMPARING US TO THE OTHER 7 DIVISIONSkek at least southern shitholes and MI/OH/IN have college footballleadheads have literally NOTHING
>>157735830NuChiefs are so plastic it's unreal, they're a disgrace to Derrick Thomas, Smeth and Elvis Grbac
>>157735854Moore's on the Bills now
Bruh
>>157735854>>his HEAD coach is BJFTFY
all that matters is what puka does with his careercause he already said what he said about the refs
bears win!rawr :3
>>157735832He made about 2 "laser beam" throws while he ran around like a chicken with his head cut off. Every single other throw he made the rest of the game were garbage. He and the whole team were slow and bad through and throughBut hey, at least you can blame the O-line for the rest of the season.
>>157735881J E T SETS
>delusional chargerfag talking shit all offseason has vanished one game into the yearKeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Skattebo on IR or out for the season by Week 4.
>>157735878Writers just have to keep it interesting don't they?
>>157735859Not likely. They were playing Jordan Love.
>>157735832>18/34 for 164 yardsThe Commanders offense moved the ball a bit in the second half, coincidentally when the Eagles offense went like 4 straight 3-and-outs and couldn't give their defense a rest.
>>157735881
>>157735854>FROM THE MAN WHO BROUGHT YOU THE ODYSSEY...
Jordan Love would be a Hall of Famer if football was only 3 quarters.
tfw my raidies won a fucking game https://youtu.be/5Nd7EZ3k39s
>>157735932Homer?
>>157735909He's the 4th best RB on their roster, who cares?
kek the webmpaco who seethes about the chiefs, the east coast and lions disappeared as soon as the cowsois game started
I want Dart to be a good QB, but I feel like the guy is gonna end up as Vanilla Tua, with like 5 concussions in 2-3 seasons and then just regress to being garbage.
>>157735854Your copypasta is staleHis top receivers are now Rome Odunze and Luther Burder III. He also has a very balanced run attack as well with DeAndre Swift and Kyle Monangai. Good luck trying to gay those.
it's just sad how desperately the (((media))) wants to make obj a real thing that matters in the current year
>>157735980Dart is white, he can learn and change.
KEK A FUCKING ROO COWSOIS AHAHAHAHAHAHATHAHAHAHAHAHATHE HUMILATION FOR TEXICANS WILL NOT ENDWE WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU ARE RAPED INTO DUSTLEARN YOUR FUCKING PLACE LMFAO AHAHAHAHA YOU DARED GET UPPITY AND NOW YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED ON NOT JUST THE FUCKING NATIONAL STAGE BUT THE INTERNATIONAL ONE
>>157735947Jenny is too hot.
Cam Skattebo is proof that the NFL needs a reverse Moneyball correction. Everyone who watched him carry Arizona State to the CFP and drag Texas through 2OTs knew he was going to be a star, but he got taken in the 4th round because he didn't have raw combine stats.
>>157735898you literally couldn't even find 3 bad throws. Every other incompletion he had was a drop or a throw away.>He and the whole team were slow and bad through and throughnfl.com and espn both had the Eagles at #5 in their preseason power rankings, if what you're saying is true we wouldn't have lost by 2 on the road.
are the jets good?
The Cowboys might finish 4th in the division. Their defense is pure ass.
>>157736069>you literally couldn't even find 3 bad throwsYou literally couldnt fine 1 good throw
>>157736035He's a wigger
>>157735947shes so fucking bad not withstanding the music which is even hotter
>>157736069>if what you're saying is true we wouldn't have lost by 2 on the roadWeek 1, and NFCE division games are always a shitshow
we dem soiz
How about them Bills? Thought the Tejans owned my joshie :)
kek dem sois
>>157735988>>157735953>>157735878seething no fun allowed bearsfags
>>157735682>>157735683ai
Nobody messes with Phillyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/HZBPBpTCY28
>>157736133Josh played great, just ignore his near game-losing pick that was literally in the defenders hand. But yeah he was good and if he can play that well vs a top 3 defense maybe this'll be the year... the year they lose in the championship game lol
why do the gay jokes get under burrfags skin so much? didn't they call rodgers gay for like 15 years?
>>157736075No, it was the Titans.
>george dropkins
>>157736158Yeah I think I will, all you got is a 'near' interception you got rekted dumb fucking retard lmao
>>157736041Based Seankaner
mike tirico reading directly from the script
>loins v bills on ThursdayWHO YA GOT
bucs bros wtf do we even do at this point. baker gets paid the HIGHEST CONTRACT IN BUCS HISTORY (more AAV than tom brady himself) and then proceeds to fumble 3 times in 1 game. Bain was quiet, defense was limp, and the receiving core was noticeably worse off without evans. Are we fucked?
>>157736166>How come it is annoying when you literally spam the same 3 copy-pasted posts and images like 40-50 times in a threadAre you a fucking retard? You're just making the thread worse, but you don't care because you can respond to yourself.
Braxton Berrios is white?
So who is KWABOY of the week?
>>157736158should probably catch those completely free picks then buddy
>>157735838HEEBY JEEBIES!E E B Y J E E B I E S
>>157736189I do think he legitimately played great though.
>>157736200My bills :) win the home opener in their new stadium
>>157736200Lions could barely beat the Saints even with refball, so you have to go with the Bills.
>>157736222murray
Hol up hol upwe dem boiz
>>157736200Bilce
>>157736204>receiving core
Is this grooves general?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M&list=RDLgs9QUtWc3M&start_radio=1
>>157736229I agree with you
>it's ok when my side spams but not when others do it you're just humiliated by your star player and angry about it
>>157736200bills will drop 50+
>>157736228sputtered in the 2nd half
>season on the line>2 point conversion>run a garbage shovel pass play>get stuffed and loseTypically foreskins opener
>>157736200Bills in a blow out
>>157736256Why are dem gurls losing to the gnats?
How are you guys celebrating the big win?
Bryce truthers have finally been vindicated
>>157736204Fire Bowles, who should have been gone two years ago
>>157736183I am convinced that this is a divinely inspired performance Jesus was literally there guiding that mans hand
>>157736058See >>157735966
good. good. great work guys. it's posts became shorter and he stopped larping as multiple different posters. keep it up. soon it will sleep in tears.
I realize I've reached a point in my life now where I don't care about football or even have a team anymore, I just like watching fans of other teams suffer and mocking them online
>>157736305Should have been fired in the NFC playoff game against the Rams when Brady was still there.
>>157736200Bills likely, but wow, gotta tighten up that defense just a bit. They came in clutch with that forced fumble at the end but still. Can't be allowing 30+ points like that.
>>157736092>>157736112copeI smell cowtoilet and gay dancing bear
>>157736333Another 150+ yard game for Gibbs incoming
>>157736268ya seethe?yep, ya seethe.
>>157736204Bowles needs be hanged from a tree and they need to find baker in the epstein files or something so they can void his ridiculous contract, he will literally be jameis part 2: electric fumbloo from now on
>>157736335>I smell cowtoilet and gay dancing bear???
>>157736204bucs are the only team i can think of who may actually go 0-17
>>157736204Bowles needs to goBaker is a good QB but someone has to get through to him. Give up on plays sometimes bro. He literally cannot stop. He gets hurt, and forces himself to play. He is surrounded by people and instead of going down gets the ball punched out.
clocked em, kek
>>157736352Yes
>beat a shit team and think you're hot shitShitcago burrafags
Was so excited by the win today i dyed my beard to team colors and gave my boyfriend a kiss! Go vikes!
>>157736394You do realize the Panthers won their division right and Bryce Young is in the next tier of elite QBs for the upcoming decade?
Bills fags thinking beating the fucking Texans is some giant feat.
wow you guys are really funny and these posts are very informative
I wonder how long the 9/11 stuff will go on.
bringles
Zack Baun is elite, and basically the New Orleans Saints are fucking stupid
>gaybum tranielswill be forgotten in 3 years
Yep Im think dak is gonna feast in garbage time.
>>157736427what's 9/11 stuff?
>>157736452satanic rituals, we don't like to talk about it.
Which team will Arch Manning end up on?
>>157736416To be fair, Texans came into the game with a top 5 defense, and Buffalo hadn't won in Houston in a dog's age. So yeah, putting up 36 on a supposedly elite defense in a road win while snapping a years-long drought against that team is definitely a big win.
35 years of getting raped and gaped has caused severe trauma in leadheads
>>157736470Hopefully Dallas
>>157736452as above, so bear down
>>157736427It was already dying down. It was big this year for the 25th. By the 50th, anyone who remembers it will be elderly and it will be a short footnote on the news.
>team with no defense getting uppity kek
>>157736452I mean everyone wearing NYPD hats and doing a whole presentation for this game cause of 9/11.
Based Italian man telling Collinsworthless to shut his retard faghole.
Skattebo is everything nu NFL needs
>>157736470Titans. I could see it as a way to revive Tennessee football.
>>157736470Taken in the 4th round by the Titans.
>now it's thread hopping and being ignored on multiple levelsSPAMMY'S GONNA FREAK
how the hell can Herbert focus on football
>>157736470who tf is even qbing Clots? Briskett?
>>157736528
>>157736508>>157736504
>No face mask>Random bullshit false start callnot on the 9/11 game bros
our tennis player lost :(
>>157736535succubus pussy
>>157736521>>157736527It makes me sad that Cam Ward looks like a giant bust. I never thought he was going to be a top 5 QB or anything elite, but i thought he would be a solid guy with a big arm that could make some playoffs runs with a solid defense. Kinda like a Joe Flacco type.
To this day some are saying the Rams are still on that plane.
>>157736535MOMMY
The Vikings won today because NINE was locked in on the sidelines letting Carson Wentz take the glory because he’s such a magnanimous chap
kek caught desperately trying to attention whore on the gamethread and seething
can a nigger get a stream?
>>157736535too hot
>>157736622it's OTA anon, just turn on your tv
Gotta love rewarding qbs for underthrown balls.
>>157736597black joe flacco is basically steve mcnair
>>157736617Heard on the podcast that NINE was calling the plays in the 2nd half. Just winner things you know?
>NOW HERE'S A GOY...
>>157736655i dont pay for cable and i wont pay for peacockpls bbgirl
bruh someone tell lamb he's playing SNF
>>157736607she's 27 you retarded zoomer
LaFleur to the Cardinals, Raheem to the 9ers, Kupp & Jones to the Seahawks, how the hell we suppose to win our division when we play against our own people haha…..
Why are the Chiefs playing in white and silver?
>>157736727>VHS Lamb
>>157736731Im 32
so are the cardinals and lafloor legit or has the game passed jim harbaugh by?
>overturnedTHESE REFS ALL FUCKING DAY
>>157736696I like the track on DJ Hero (they made the mix themselves) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvEefM9Yao
real talk: how do i get a titty monster jewish gf?
Most of these posts are just spambots, right?
>>157736817Harbaugh and the chargers are legit ass, we will have to wait and see if the cards are a real team.
guys what are you thinking, which one should i download since i missed the games today
>>157736803>calling someone younger than you mommyyou're just a faggot then
>>157736845There's also a good chance the super team rams will have scored the least points at the end of week 1.
>>157736535cant even begin to imagine how insufferable this hole is. you can just look at her in this video and tell.
>>157736840last one is macedonian stock
>>157736850why would you watch them when you can just see every highlight in an hour
It's so wild that Mariska Hargitay was in the car crash that forced semi trucks to add that bar underneath the back of the trailer.
>>157736803>calling someone younger than you mommyyou’re just based then
>>157736817nothing from week 1 is legit. WWII had the Phony War period, and nfl week 1 is Phony Football. too bad they can't play the wyoming school of the blind to start the season like most fbs college teams do
Your 2026 NFL MVP: CALEB WILLIAMS
>$300 per nosebleed tick + tax + convenience fee + credit card fee + parking >want a snack >$8 for literally 15 fireswhat the fuck?
>sunday night football>ruined by refballBooooooo
>>157736850Burrs
>>157736705It's on NBC, it's OTA, no cable or satellite needed.
>>157736850Best game is probably Bills-Texans or Lions-Saints
>>157736914What kind of gay ass prompt do you have to type to get this image?
>>157736850bills texans or saints lions
>>157736919They do that because people keep putting up with it. In the 70's pulling a stunt like that would have caused the fans to break out into a drunken riot.
>>157736838MY BOYS GOT HIS OWN RINGTONE
>>157736919Cost a lot of money to pay these players,, coaches and front office staffWe all need to pitch in and make sacrifices
>>157736850Bills-Texans was probably the best game, Packers-Vikings & Bucs-Bengals were slopfests, Ravens-Colts & Browns-Jags were one sided beatdowns, Falcons-Steelers & Commanders,Eagles & Jets-Titans are straight up not worth watching, Lions-Saints & Bears-Pathers are fun if you're really bored I guess
>>157736947are you retarded nbc requires a cable provider to viewi dont pay for cable holy fuck
>>157736990>Lions-Saints & Bears-Pathers are fun if you're really bored I guessAbsolute cuck tier opinion
>>157736994That's not true.
Bruh that shit was delay of game lol
>>157736990You're a complete idiot. Never post here again
>>157737002Lions and Saints played like dogshit for a half each and I'm not a fan of no defense games
RUN THE BALL WITH SKATTEBO GIANTS NIVGERS
>>157737015so you are retardedare you also a cowgirl fan
>>157737015>having a piece of wire sticking out of your tv in 2026are you poor?
>>157736914THE ZEST IS BEST
>>157737016The clock in the screen is make believe, actually.
BIG MAN WITH BALL
>>157737048>I'm not a fan of no defense gamesSo.you hate fun, got it
Why did Colinsworth call Dart a veteran player?
>>157737102his 3 year
>>157737059I'm being completely serious right now. How are you not aware of the existence of over-the-air television? Are you really young or something?
>his tv doesnt have an auto digital air antenna to pick up a 4k+ free signalhi, poverty
>>157737102Why did they glaze Bryce Underwood for going 9/17 for 100 yards?
>>157737039>NYC elected a mussieHe's a closeted faggot, they'll end up tossing him off the memorial in the future.
>>157737102HUE HUE HUE HUE PATRICK MAHOMES
>>157737100Defense > Offense, kiddo
>>157737120see >>157737068either you have an antenna on your roof or you live in some shithole cardboard box. my metal roof, brick walled house doesn't allow radio waves to enter
The chargers fucking suckBustin shitbert fucking sucks
>Giants
>>157737119if i dont pay for cable i for sure as shit dont have a fucking antenna you stupid nigger
>>157737149…madison beer’s tits
>>157735874Priest Holmes, Tony G, Dwayne Bowe, and Larry Johnson would never stand for the bread and circus bullshit this team has become known for.
>>157737174TVs have built in antennae since like 30 fucking years ago. Unless you have a vacuum tube or back projector, you have an antenna.
did Diggs cost his team the game?
>score 37 points>still lose by a landslideMy Brycey cannot win with these cats!
>bustin shitbertkekw, minafags what do you have to say for yourself?
>took the commies all of three drives togo back to no-huddle high school offensedaniels is literally a baby
>>157737223falsewhile 2008 and the transition to the digital signal required TVs to have digital converters inside, they cannot "receive" signal, you must connect something to the RF port (RF means Radio Frequency) on the rear of the TV. I bet you also think cars just "magically" get the radio signal, and it has nothing to do with the sharkfin
KEEEEK
>>157737223jesus how fucking old are youi have a 3 year old tv with a digital antenna and it doesnt pick up any fucking outside signalsyou are truly insufferable, fuck you faggot
chikaneer is here to seethe, guys
Josh Allen haters had a bad day
>>157737254>tom brady runs the no huddle>such smart, much wow>j. daniels runs the no huddle>hurr durr high school level
This is the "high-powered" Cowboys offense?
Bucs bros what's our chances we land Mike tomlin next year?
>>157737280'fraid so, herbert haters had a terrific day however
>>157737280sure but coleston loveland haters ate
I was a long snapper for my jv team in 2004 AMA
>>157737147its prebuilt in my samsung 2025. we get it, you are poor. have grandma buy a new tv and stop seething.
>>157737263I'm an RF engineer by trade anon, specifically L-Ka bands, but I've worked plenty of lower Hz shti. >sharkfinnigger>>157737270I'm over 40.
>ack pickscott
>
>Shit shitshit
>>157737318nigger youre probably over 50, get off 4chan and go home to your family dude
That's crazy, every team in the NFCN that has a chance of winning the division won today It's gonna be a tight race this season for the three relevant NFCN teams
>>157737293its ok bro your boy is just incapable of playing under center, dude played in college for 5 years, no-huddle is all he knows.
>>157737318are you an actual engineer with a PE or are you a tech who inexplicably has "engineer" in their job title?
>>157737280He almost threw an interception he's trash.
>>157736413>winning the NFC South with a losing recordIt's like saying you won a fight against the tallest midget
>sack pickscott
>>157737401This one too
>>157737401I really, really like this image.
>jiggly floptits
>>157737396you almost kissed a girl but then you chickened out and she stopped talking to you and you still think about it
>>157737393Engineer, government trained. Out of that specific field, but radio shit is kinda like magic. If you don't understand calculas and/or have a history of psychideliacs it's kinda hard to comprehend.
>>157736413Bryce genuinely isn't even the best QB in the division. He's not even the 2nd best.
>>157737439so you have a degree and a PE?
>>157737398You know you wanna join us on shit mountain
>>157735988>pile inonguysyikes
>>157737318>n word because you lost the argumentshame you're a retard
>>157737385I'm 55, just fucked my 25 year old gf and sent her homeu jelly?
>>157737437you almost kissed a boy and then chickened outdoesn't make you not gay though
>>157737439>If you don't understand calculas >and/or have a history of psychideliacsdoctors, engineers, lawyers
Can't believe that the bengals won their first game despite their ability to bungle a lead. Is this a good or bad sign for my bungling bengals?
>>157737486Not him but I am jelly. Are you gonna make an honest woman out of her?
I'm 44 and didn't fuck my 45 yo wife this morning but my Bills won
Will this be the year the NFC West sends four teams to the playoffs?
After this first half, I'm convinced Rams start 0-5
>>157737516nope, when she walls at 30 I will upgrade to another 21 year old
What the fuck are the Cowboys doing lmao
>>157737506nice comeback but i already saw it on your mom's face why is it in your mouth?
Is this what it feels like having a good team (in week 1)?
I'm a 36 year old white man who only dates black women and my bills won and I ordered wings from dominos then complained that they didn't make them right
>>157737537Fielding the worst defense in the league
>>157737463Technically I don't have any higher learning record. Doesn't really matter, there were only a couple of places to learn the systems I was working with. Not gloating or anything, just happened to be dealt that opportunity and met the requirements. Basically 40 hours a week learning this shit for almost a year, multiple years of training, real world work, building etc. Ended up getting to the point that I had my own region I managed, and then got into teaching and creating couseware for the governement. It was fun, went to a lot of weird places, got shot at a lot too, but it was mostly fun. >>157737508I'm trying to watch this shitty football game PnP because you faggots want offtopic bullshit. No autocorrect or ads or whatever on this shit, could give a fuck.
>>157737543>my first thought is that I had gay sexand there it is
>>157737514Too early to say, everything this week has been weird
>>157737532Stop filling the dating pool with your sloppy seconds.
>>157737590>could give a fuck.you are poorly educated if you think that's the phrase
>>157737579Matt Lafleur should be commended not attacked He's the first coach in NFL history to use chat got to design his second half offense against division rivals
Cowboys defense SUCKS
>>157737583my bengies would never
>>157737603No, I could.
>>157737590ok then you're not an engineer
>>157737610worked out so well for the mests
>Cowboys are going to be good this time guys, I swear.
>>157737591you're the only one bringing up gay sex you fucking retardi swear this board is esl now
>>157737647>cumming on a guys face isn't gaygo cowboys o algo
>>157737526What makes you think they can beat the Cardinals?
2025 QB class. Not bad. Not bad at all.
>>157737590>he replied, still posting in the thread instead of watching footballlmao fucking boomers
>>157737563noice, I love me some brown sugar
>>157737637What exactly is an engineer? RF shit is mostly math. Tuning a waveguide or a klyston isn't rocket science, but at the same time most people would fucking melt if you explained what logarithmic mathematics were to them for three minutes.
>>157737661Garret coming back but I'm still uncertain on it. If they lose though holy shit that'll be hilarious
>>157737583WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>157737654I SAID IT WAS ON YOUR MOMS FACEIS YOUR MOM A GUY YOU FUCKING IDIOT?
one time during middle school recess football some kid tackled me and wouldn’t get up. i told him 3 times to stop, and then threw a punch from the ground into his ear and he got up immediately and cried and ran into the schooli was labeled a freak by everyone because of this. i still dont get what else i was supposed to do
>>157737690did everyone clapp?
>>157737690calm down, AI bot spammy
>bumway just got passed by captain kirkLMFAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
clapp this bussy
>>157737690I remember some kid in high school would leave me the fuck alone, so I followed him home after school, tied him up, then dragged him into a nearby forest then forgot about him until the next morning where he looked traumatized
>>157737690you did the right thing. school is just soft and takes the side of whoever the bigger PUSSY is
>>157737663the real question is who has the biggest dick?
>>157737724Shough is 6'5"
>>157737675Get a load of this nerd. Thinks he is impressive name dropping shit from his math classes lol.
>>157737675>What exactly is an engineersomebody with a degree in a variation of engineering
>>157737675People learn about logarithms in high school.
>elway has 42 less TDs than fran tarkenton, who played in the 1970s most overrated human being in any profession of all time
>>157737753I learned about logarithms from Andy Sixx
>>157737690at elementary school recess we played jackpot all the time. the thrower called 100 dollars (100=auto win) and threw a deep ball, i was in prime position and some fag PI’d me like the saints incident. i got up shakily and then snapped and speared him as revengegot suspended and had to take “anger management” classes in in-school therapy. fucked up man
Dallas pays Prescott 60 million per year. Think about that.
>>157737761carried to owl by TD
>>157737675Do you mean like regular ass logarithms? Complex logarithms? The logarithmic integral? The logistic integral? I don’t understand
Once Tyler Shough shook off the rust, he absolutely raped the Lions' secondary eith 0 help from his run game. Imagine what Josh Allen is going to do to them.
The Seahawks were the only good defense this entire week
>>157737752nigga I got a degree and I'm an unemployed bum, not an engineer
>>157737787underthrowing a wide open receiver is definitely cooking
The O-line might still be a problem. I'm hoping this week it's mostly just they're still learning the new scheme but I am worried.
>>157737787I'm still mad they lost this game, but Saints future is bright
>>157737789how about the jaguars, fag?
>>157737789Yes.
>>157737772Glad to see this place isn't dead, but I still wish it was. Post naked women you faggots.
How'd your team do today, bros?
>>157737799then you're more of an engineer than this old ass retarded faggot
My friend told me that real math doesn't start until you get to Real Analysis
>Joe Brady took his shirt off in the locker roomBears/Bills Superb Owl confirmed.
>>157737799gooning is a form of engineering
>>157737810You're joking
>>157737821My Kangz raped those green gay packturds
>>157737839You seem upset
>>157737839bucs bros what the FUCK went wrongwe are the only “REPORTEDLY” non-inept team in the division, so …why are we 0-1 with them all?
>>157737823real math begins in /sci/ threads
>>157737839Shit Mountain in all of its glory.
>>157737821>sole possession of first place>QB had 4 TDs 0 INTs 150.6 ratingPretty good
>>157737821I am still seething, thank you.
>>157737733So if he has an average dick it looks tiny.
>>157737823Well that's why it's called real math.
>>157737823The hardest part for most people is comprehending not only what's happening, but doing it at scale, and seeing patterns. That's if they're already proficient at memorizing the formula for whatever they're trying to solve. Usually if they solve the first barrior, the formulas are no longer a real blocker, they become more like a language.
>>157737821Buttfucked all the haters. And Carolina.
>>157737821
>>157737839>the 2 worst divisions in football are the AFC and NFC Southjust dismantle them already. only reason either existed was for HoFers like Manning and Brees to have free playoff entrances
>>157737839Narlins won the story and spiritually
>>157737852why did baker not throw the fucking ballwhy did he not use godwinmike evans is walking into tds in sf and baker doesnt even try to throw to his vets
>>157737809They're still rebuilding. They need another guard, multiple corners, a left end, more depth in the interior DL, and probably another RB.
>>157737860calm down, spammy. you finally stopped caleb posting. dont get worked up again.
>>157737789kangz?
there is an unironic gloryhole in the 3rd deck visitor side men’s bathroom at Metlife stadium.i saw it with my own eyes, furthest back stall facing the wall. i was too scared to fish the ol’ worm through the hole. apparently local college sorority girls do it as a dare/hazing but i was horrified a man would be on the other side instead.
>>157737823Formal proof writing should be taught in high school desu
I love my Bills and I love my joshie, DJ Moore is gonna lead the league in receiving, Dalton Kincaid will be one of the top TE in the league for the next decade.
>>157737873The NFC South was a good division up until about 8 years ago
All training camp long the local media down here sucked him off and told us how great he looks and how special he is then he was fucking invisible today.
>>157737821my burrs raped the panturds but we have a circus defense
>>157737821wonweek 1 rust being shaken off is my hopium
>>157737907check when brees retired
>>157736333Well listen.... it was a Stroud-led offense....
>>157737839game made me more hopeful
>>157737907NFC South hasn't been good since Drew Brees and Cam Newton were around
>>157737926For what? The Steelers suck.
>>157737900Deon Walker is going to be a monster
>>157737907Well yeah they had 3 mvp caliber qbs. Of course it's going to be a good division.
We were kings!
>>157737912Amarius Mims will do that
Zesty QB check?
Drake Maybe
kyler murray is such a bitch, what were the vikings thinking
>>157735767kekkyroo!
Starting to think the KANGZ will win it all this time...
I still think the Giants are terrible
pretty nice game icing catch from tee today
god the cowboys suck
>>157737953>36 1/8">30 7/8"Mims has arms a half a foot longer than Bain lmao
That was actually a nice drive from the Giants, it didn't feel flukey.
I told y'all the Cowboys would be fighting for their life to not finish 4th in the division
>>157738059>likely has 2 tdsl m a o
>>157738059They don't seem to be fighting much at all.
the OBJ nothingburger is hilarious
Ive noticed Jaxson Dart is good about getting the ball out of his hands quickly.
>,It's another Dak gets to eat in garbage time episode.
You guys told me the Cowboys are good.
Are there even any Cowboys fans left in 2026 to care that this team sucks?
>>157738140Just waiting for Jerreh to die.
>>157738133I said the opposite
>>157738127It's not garbage time yet, they can make this a one score game
Toxins fans have to be retarded. All they say is CJ did his best and the defense let them down. Ive come to the conclusion that they dont really want to win the owl. They want CJ to make a huge amount of money. He even hates the city
Dart just tearing the cowboys secondary a new asshole, ya love to see it
>>157738169Dak only plays in garbage time.
>>157738033Joe Shiesty still got it
All Cowboys games are garbage time.
>>157738169>yettick tock
ITS THE COWBOYS YEARFUCKING LMAO HOW DID THIS NARRATIVE EVEN START
Lol Bullshit flag
DAK VICK
GIVE THE BALL TO SKATTEBO
You mind telling me what happened here?
DEM SOIS
>>157738033Higgin's catch radius is insane. Put it anywhere in the area and he'll come down with it. That's a great throw tho obv
Giants redzone defense sucks anyways
>>157738309Looks self explanatory unless you are retarded
NABERS NABERS NABERS
Yall messin with OPP?
>>157738345I'm blind, you insensitive prick.
PICK SIX HAHAA WE GOT A GAME NOW BOYS
>Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Cowboys fans are snorting copiously large lines of cautious optimism and probably some booty crack as well
holy shit i feel bad for my nigga realsitic randy, does rumoring a brain tumor really do that to your face where it gets swollen?
Discuss the packers
>>157738447their oline is atrocious and manlove is not clutch, but man can he statpad.
Are they ever going to give Skattebo the rock?
>>157738463No, he has CTE
>>157738447Can't have HoF QBs forever
>>157738447Marshawn Lloyd was confirmed a bust today.Jordan Love was confirmed as a choke artist.
>touchdown>commercial>one play>commercial>one play>commercial>well ackshually the clock was running during the commercial lol>commercial
These announcers are /druk/ lmao
They miss Ben Johnson so much. It's all on Gibbs to carry them now.
>>157738492at least you don't have to deal with rain delays, dentists, or lawyers>t. motor/sp/orts general
>>157738516bears were insane today, johnson is the truth
>>157738481How can you tell vs how he normally is?
>>157738546>Could barely beat the Panturds>Insane
>>157738532NFL has weather delays from time to time. Rams have a dome with a cmfew open sides and they've had hour plus lightning delays before>posted right after another injury commercial
jayden is the worst QB in his division
new thread >>157738605>>157738605
>>157738608>barelynigger they won by 22
>>157738639They sure weren't winning that hard for 90% of the game
>>157737787>Imagine what Josh Allen is going to do to them.
>>157738720they pulled ahead in the 3rd quarter, there are 2 halves of football for a reason
