Dan yusho edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157704893
I'm so sick of the astroturf Dan glazing.
If I could coach Koga for 6 months and he had to follow my training to the letter I could have in Juryo by next year.
>>157737902... NOT!
>>157737902seems like any reasonable person could make the training better, but it won't happen since you're not allowed to do anything too non-sumo-ish
>>157737966>since you're not allowed to do anything too non-sumo-ish I was wondering about this. Are they not allowed to use any regular gym equipment? Do they squat stable twinks instead of plates?
ngl bros it's kinda growing on me desuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8POCO8K2TPg
>>157738104Many rikishi (especially the sekitori) do extra training outside of their stable. Often at regular gyms.
>>157737966>>157738104The problem is actually the opposite. Traditional sumo exercises were developed specifically to avoid major injuries. They're all low intensity exercises that the repeat for an entire morning, every day. But stables nowadays usually have some kind of gym equipment depending on the size of the stable, with sekitori going out to better equipped gyms on their own time. The problem is that these guys frequently don't know how to workout without putting excess strain on their bodies, meaning more and worse injuries since they're not letting themselves properly rest. It's not "old good new bad" but rather they're failing to properly incorporate newer workouts into their training in a way that's safe.
>>157738385>They're all low intensity exercises that the repeat for an entire morning, every day Ye and after that they have to go and lift fucking Atamifuji. No wonder so many of them get injured.
>>157738472Anon, they spar every day too. They get injured because it's a combat sport.
The thing that annoys me about koga and watching him practice in the futagoy videos is that he makes the same mistakes at the tachiai every time and he is skinny fat. Why doesn’t miyabiyama put the wine jug down and make koga stop being such a dumbass.
>>157739031he's a permanent jonokuchi/jonidan shitter. pay him no mind anymore.
He's a professional.
Kaki is caca.
the mita meme is dead
Asahifuji loses his first match in Juryo. ... OR DOES HE?!
the asahifuji meme is dead
>>157740413Gunbai-dori!
>>157740413He does I fear
OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157740206It's 5d chess so he doesn't have to fight undefeated guys from here on, trust the plan
Nice win by Tanji. Showed some grit.
>Kongou is retiring from guest-commentating Sumo and being online in generalNothing personal but I won't miss him, there's only so many times I can hear "Initial charge is nigh" in a single evening along with him blowing out his mic gain constantly.
ENHO NO!
how old is that yobidashi that looks like a kid?
>>157740527Could you be a little more vague?
NIGGA FUCKING TAME
Trannytame destroying tamanoi rikishi
>>157740532The current one on the west side
>>157740549kumajiro is 21
GIT THAT PIT MIDORI!
>katasukashiHOW DOES HE KEEP DOING IT?!?!
get owned fuckboy
>>157740554I thought the ones working during juryo and makuuchi were older.
>>157740490It's incredibly soulful and I will kinda miss him even if he was only there for a few hours over a few nights.
ooohhh nigganoumi..
Shameful gyoji-ing.
GYOJI INTERFERENCE SEPPUKU NOOOOOOOOOOOW
Asahifuji glazing is silly. He's strong but average sized for MK.He's also fucking 25 already.No shit, he wipes through SD and MS, it's the same when Asanoyama or Teru went down there again.He'll stall out at M3.
>>157739031Its his style of sumo
this is just sad. he should just retire. this is a humiliation ritual.
>>157740615I remember people said the same thing about Dan.>He'll hit the brick wall at juryo>He'll hit the brick wall at makuuchi>He'll hit the brick wall at joi
Kazuma is yokozuna material
>>157740625
>>157740615>at m3People say he's sanyaku level, so that wouldn't be so far off.
>>157740642about that
>>157740642High school yokozuna?
>Shishi still getting barley a clapAm i the only one that his lack of support makes me like him a little more?
>>157740664I think you're the only one who autistically counts claps.
Where's Hoshoryu?
Did anybody get a good pic of Dan's Kesho? I dont remember that one and the camera was locked on Atami.
>>157740678out due to recovery from surgery
>>157740678Glue factory
>>157740678he will make a surprise appearance on day 15 at full strength to rape an exhausted onosato
>>157740678Had an operation on his knee.
>>157740642Kazuma has never beaten Onokatsu.
>>157740685>>157740686>>157740693He's going to rise out of the center of the dohyo like the undertaker on day 15.
>>157740724But that's where the squid goes....
This new song is like watching Soul Eater and seeing the opening change to Paper Moon, can we go back to the other one
>>157740729That's why they put him there.
>>157740639It really was like that lmao. The only wall he ever hit was Onosato.
today shishi goes 0-2
Well if I can't watch it live i suppose I can watch the final match at a bar instead. Im still kicking myself for not buying tickets right away, should I hold out hope for a reseller?
>>157740756
>>157740756Just watch it at a bar while pulling some desperate middle aged woman. Impress her with your knowledge of fat men.
>>157740762I mean that does sound fun, I can gush about Takayasu to businessmen
Asasuiryuu with the James Bond villain eye
>>157740775>sugoi tsuppari>takusan minoke>jumon
Fucking hell that was a fast and hard tachiai.
It's over Abisisters.
Are we sure tobi touched first?
>>157740803fuck Abi
>>157740820fuck you. abi blast!
>>157740820
>>157740819Didn't look close to me.
>>157740820You on the left.
KINGbozan
Kinbozan's got a demon in him this basho.
That's my caveman, I believe in him.
>>157740842Hey, cro-magnons lived in huts made of mammooth bone and skin already!
all torso no legs vs all legs no torso
What was thta footwork?
Retard bros....
Who told shishi to start thinking. Just tard it up
is takeru backeru???
Not a good start of Basho for the lion
That's my fucking dog.
straight blasted
>>157740878wish it would work for him more often
Mengele in the audience
Big throws from the pussy slayer.
WTH Nabatame is actually improving.
Russian Koga v Fujiryoga
>Russian
good match
When I say "Futa", you say "Goy"!FUTA!
Good throw.
fucking hell. my favorite pinoys are getting slaughtered. takayasu has to turn this around
>>157740962GOY
>>157740965Hes hurt going in, there wont be many this basho for him.
>>157740962>Futa goy, AMA
A pusher-thruster vs a thruster-pusher.
Some good fatslap, shame Daieisho lamed out of the ring.
MY BOY GONOYAMA
MY WIGGLEZEKI
THE FAT MAN MARCHES ON
2/12
Atamisato
My Ozeki!
>>157740970unc can still slap. i believe
complete and total kotoeiho death
Lets say Atami wins the basho with 13 wins and makes Ozeki. Would that count to a now Yokozuna run? Or would they do a reset of it.
>>157741020We already went through this with Aonishiki. Yokozuna runs don't start until you're an Ozeki.
>>157741018nope
Kotoeiho has improved massively, he's looking like one of the best technical fighters right now.
>>157741020>Would that count to a now Yokozuna run?no
>>157741020Retard.
>Interview with Atamifuji after the bout>SUGOI! What do you have to say about this match, Atamifuji-zeki-sama-chan?>It’s actually simple: I’m going to get so fat that it becomes physically impossible to push me, and if I manage to fall onto my opponent at the tachiai, I’ll just act as dead weight until I force him out of the dohyo. My style of sumo btw.>SUGOI! And what about you, Atamifuji-zeki-sama-chan’s knees—what do you have to say?>Help... someone... help us... Terunofuji, stop keeping an eye out for Hakunofuji raping old ladies and tell this fatty to stop stuffing his face...>SUGOI!
impressive
>>157741020JY-Y would mean promotion to Yokozuna.
>>157741028>>157741037Okie thanks for letting me know.>>157741038Not retard, i just started watching this year so im not used to how they do things.
>>157741040>zekisamachankek
>>157741052Retard anon is always grumpy, don't take it personally
>Finally get the belt>Raise opponent up so they can't push back>Walk them outSumo is that easy.
Im sorry but Kirishima is just not a Zuna to me. Really good Ozeki yes.
Didn't panic. Fought hard for that hidari-yotsu. Well done.
>>157741052it's ok friend, i recommend midnightsumo for learning all the basics about sumo! + he has a great community for newcomers to the sport! hail middy!
>>157741074Yokozuna basically just means really good Ozeki.
>>157741077Bad anon
>>157741074Yeah, well, that's what we have right now. The consistency is there.
>Atamin got more banners than Dan this bashoLOL
>>157741100Hes Japanese, they will always be more popular.
>>157741100Japan hates yt peepo. whiteu piggu go home
Aonishikis hair is already thinning. Its over
WHITE MAN!
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Gazpacho Maker>The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
MARCHES ON!
>Left hand belt grip>WinIT'S THAT SIMPLE
>takayasu gets the throw>aonishiki simply refuses to be thrownpowerful
D A N AN
>Kotoshoho has winning record over AonishikiSEAS WILL TAKE THE WHITE MAN
Great attempt from Takayasu. He knew he cannot let Aonishiki grab him or else it'll be over in an instant, so he was just trying to slap him around hoping he'd lose balance and give him an opportunity he needed. White man is simply too strong physically
Remember when people thought Yoshi had Ozeki in him? Hah, good times. How young we were.
>>157741139With his injury his first two matches have been the same. If he cant win it quick the injury causes him to have to pull back pretty quick. I wonder if hes just trying to get the 8 wins then pull out after.
Dr Takasu
Zak I'm so tired of your sumo
For me it's Big Fatusi
100% Zak, seppuku for the shinpan who put his hand up.
Zak doing the 8-1 start and stumble to 8-7 basho this time around.
>>157741173But, what if he does 9-6?
>>157741180
>>157741180promotion on the spot
>>157741180he gets a new lesbian life partner
yoshi why cant you beat this worthless fat fuck ozeki. that was the sixth time
first kinboshi for tiktaalik!
Can't wait for Zak to yusho and nobody to know how to feel about it.
>>157741188Homestly wouldn't mind that, he could take six months off, actually heal, and bully Horse until the end of time.
>>157741173It could be worse:>7–0 at the end of Day 7>7–7 at the end of Day 14>7–8 or 8-7 at the end of the bashoIf he gets that eighth win regardless of the day he would immediately kyujo. Keeping him at 7 wins until the very end, forcing him to keep fighting, is exactly what we need.
Ozekis should have to get at least 10 wins once every 3 bashos. Change my mind.
Sanyaku is doing too well...
>>157741211Onosato is here to correct that.
>>157741209Ozekis should get at least 10 wins every basho. Single digit records are for maegashitters
>"9-6 Ozeki" used to be an insult>Now it's a compliment
ok a bit better than yesterday
>press W>win????
>goes forward>winsshocking discover
A little better.
Some proper Sato sumo.
Sato letting out a massive sigh after every win makes him look like such an insane bitch
Onosato actually looked like a zuna for once.
Why doesn't he just do this every time?
onosato started jumping when he wins too
Nice to see a respectable victory from onosucko
>both of them jumps out of the dohyo at the same time>"Okay we dont want to give another kinboshi: Onosato win"Proper Onosato sumo, but the absoluto need of a "not-kinboshi-dispenser-Yokozuna" is too strong.
almost got sidestepped and lost
>>157741243Yeah, he needs to learn to just fall. There's nothing to be gained from jumping.
Did sumo win or lose today.
>>157741266feeling like a win
>>157741266we wonnered. bigly
>>157741251I don't understand your meme arrows. Fish lips was out first.
>>157741266It won!!!
>>157741266Shishi lostso it's net negative
how skinny is takakeisho these days? did he go full twink yet?
>>157741391He's going to be on ABEMA towards the end of the week. We'll find out then.
No you don't understand Asahifuji simply hadn't fought someone in a silk belt before so his hand slipped off it.
>>157741266Shishi lostso it's net positive
>>157741784>implying Shishi isn't going to save sumo when he finally figures out the difference between his left and his right
Was Asasuiryu trying to deflate one of Shonannoumi's lungs with that shoulder barge? God damn.
>aonishiki kotoshoho>atamifuji takanosho>gonoyama fujinokawa
Why does Daieisho always do this?
>>157741869I think Shonannoumi dodged to the side but at a glance it looked like he hit with the force of Takeru Prime.
>>157741931Because it's his style of sumo and has given him many great successes over the years including a top division title.
And many great fails.
>>157741279why would anyone be a shishi fan besides being ukranian? hes just a giant ass unathletic slug and doesnt even win.
>>157739031I want to train an AI on pictures of Teru glaring in disappointment then generate an image of Mienoumi glaring just like that, and mail it to Koga.
>>157742214Because he's got all that going for him AND he can't speak the language, but he's still holding his own in the top division. How can anyone NOT be a fan?
>>157742214Everyone who does "their own brand of sumo" and meets with success will generate a following. Aoiyama had a following, Shodai had (has?) a following.
>>157742214>hes just a giant ass unathletic slugyeah thats why we like him+he's an actual underdog in Dan's shadowand has the voice of a scared little kid despite being a 170kg ugly bastard
>>157742513*180kg holy he got fatter
>>157742214he fails the eye test in every way outside of being massive and yet has remained in the top division since he made it uphe's a perpetual underdog and his lumbering retard style is charming in its own weird way
Heart of a lion, brain of a walnut. OUR RETARD!
The AI generated lion goes so hard. It fits him so well.
Niggatame is styling on these juryo shitters with 360 no scopes. Got himself so dizzy he forgot where to stand after his victory.
they're both in the airsurely that's close enough for VAR review at least
>>157742752Nah. Compared to his other jumps, that one's not close.
>>157742660Love this retard like you wouldn't believe.He is actually confirmed thick in the head, right? I'm pretty sure we aren't just meming and sometime in the past (maybe when he was around makushita or whatever) it was mentioned that he has some level of learning disability.
>>157742773I believe Atamifuji had the learning disability. Shishi's just slow to learn Japanese.
>>157742781I wouldn't be surprised if Atamifuji has a few extra chromosomes, no normal person has that truly glowing grin looking at the victory envelopes.
>>157742773I was unsure of it until I remembered he's fucking 30, so yeah probably.He does put the strength in tardstength at least, so he's doing pretty well all things considered.
Kotozakura yusho incoming
>>157742811>Zak goes on the greatest run of his career and wins back to back here and in November>Gets the rope, immediately goes on hiatus to fix his legs >Comes back and engages in operation: No Mongolian>Hoshoryu never wins a yusho as zuna, newly promoted Kirishima never wins one eitherThey most impressive timeline, I think he may be adopted as a legal heir to the Chrysanthemum Throne if he manages it.
>>157742811>>1577428758-7 incoming
>>157742910>filenamelol
>>157742734nigga thought he was the gyoji lmaoooo
Gonna be in Japan for November. How do I get Fukuoka tickets?
>>157743069https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnTicket/
I've read that because of a sumo wrestlers constant exercise their fat never envelops their internal organs. They're a rare breed of healthy fat cunt.
>>157743101it's a nice thought but sumo shortens japanese lifespan by like 20 years
>>157743069on the day tickets become available, get the site lined up, be on and refreshing 10 minutes before it says it'll be live, and tell your bank/credit card company that you're making that purchasei missed out on the march basho because my bank froze my card due to "suspicious activity" and by the time the call center thirdie unfroze my account tickets for the days i was going to be there were sold out, they go insanely fast
>>157743132I think thats a recent development. If you look at old coloured photographs of sumo wrestlers, sumo wrestlers that are wearing shimenawa mind you, they're not ridiculously overweight at all. I just think it's an individual thing. Some wrestlers eat more than they exercise.
>>157742910Yeah... I know...
>>157743069Through an overpriced tourist agency. Normal tickets sell out too quickly.
>>157742734It was a pretty nimble move
>>157743069If official tickets sell out, third-party services like Buy Sumo Tickets help secure seats for overseas visitors.
>>157743271Real seats are for japanese oji sans and sujos, gaijins get to sit in the gaijin cuck box while paying 2x the price
>>157743101>constant exercisetraining up to 5 to 7 hours a day being the important partAs soon as they retire they just become regular ole fatties
>>157743155>the call center thirdiedid that strain your relationship with your cousin?
Aonishiki timeline>2025: ozeki---> YOU ARE HERE <--->2026: yokozuna>2027: audience with the emperor and appointed shogun>2028: invades Korea, China and Russia to redeem rightful Japanese clay and fullfil the prophecy
>>157743313>as soon as they retireIsn't sumo a gruelling career? It seems to me it's like being a medieval knight with no lands, making your money purely through tournaments you may or may not win. Regular athletes train a lot, sure, but athletics is not their entire life. Sumo is your entire life, and yet there is no security for them.
>>157743329Dan will never be yokozuna
>>157743351Most professional sumo wrestlers retire between 30 and 35 years old
>>157743313
>>157743390Me on the left.
Have you ever grown your hair long like a sumo?
Just my pubes.
>>157743494I look worse with short hair so I keep mine long all the time, but it reaches a fixed length and stays there. I think it's long enough for a chonmage.
>>157743494... yes.
Funny how before July last year I was worrying that Atami will fall to Juryo and miss the London exhibition. Teru really glared him into shape
>>157739031He's just a future Moriura
>>157743570Would that we were all so fortunate.
Rikishi should paint their entire bodies with a single primary colour. Change my mind.
Post Kisenosato breaking character after Mori stumbles entering the dohyo.
>>157743587For his dohyo iri Onosato should wear this red eye makeup and instead of the crowd shouting YOSHA they should should YOOOOOOO.
>>157743587imagine Kayo in full body piss mawashi colored painthe would be unstoppable
>>157743609Yeah, and also wearing a Yoshimitsu alt-outfit
>>157743587>primary colorToo limited. Only red and blue would make a difference.
>>157743521>I look worse with short hairThis is impossible. Talk to someone into hair, get a nice hair cut, takes pics of you with long hair and go around with your nice haircut showing people how you looked with long and they'll all be you look so much better with your nice haircut. A nice haircut is the best feeling in the world, you get compliments every where you go
I would like to watch a kabuki play and know the stories of a few but imagine going to a play where you can't understand any words and you don't get any discernable transcript. The stage craft probably redeems it.
>>157743625Spectrum colours based on current banzuke ranking
Onosato should bear his own sword for his dohyo-iri and wave it around while stomping.
>>157743634>The stage craft probably redeems it.Probably not. It'd just be opera without a score.
>>157743609>and instead of the crowd shouting YOSHAYoisho!It means "effort" or "let's go" without really meaning anythingits sort like saying "umpphh" when you are about to lift a box or getting up while being really tiredYoisho!
>>157742752Yeah anon, retardsato is in the air inside of the dohyo while Kotoshoho is half way to the parking lot of the kyokugikan.Im sure that calls for a mono ii
>>157743680I like that the yobidashi chant it while pounding the dohyo flat. Like a million little Yoishos go into it before the Yokozuna gets a big Yoisho from the crowd.
>>157743577Moriurara won on day 1, maybe this is finally his basho.>A fusen win is still a winHe fights an eighteen year old tomorrow who hasn't had a winning record in a few bashos, maybe we can dream for the Moriurara undefeated run to continue into day 5.
>>157743706I put a million little yoishos into your sister last night.
>>157743710He hasn't had a kachikoshi in 7 years. Surely now is the time!
Onosato is back in good shape?Is the Dohyo actually healing him?
Onosato should come out to Stone Cold Steve Austin's entrance music, and as he enters the dohyo a stagehand will throw him some cans of sake that he will crack open over his face
>>157743730Believe in Moriurara anon, he is just waiting on our support!
>>157743738>a stagehand will throw him some cans of sake that he will-shove up the nearest shinpan's ass
>>157743747I berieve in him.
>>157743680Have we got any tsuridashi chads coming up through the ranks? I miss Tochinoshin.
>>157743764Honestly I would consider buying a fan towel or something, I may be in Japan in 2028 so if he is still pushing the boulder up the hill I may have to find some way to show some support.
Before this basho is over, Ura will pioneer a new never before seen finishing technique in which he sucks his opponent into his asshole before spitting him flying out of the dohyo
>>157743776Not really. :(
>>157743351If you're lucky you may continue as a trainer or elder in the association, so you get through by doing that or by opening/inheriting your own stable and making money off of whatever winners you get to train.But besides that I don't know? It's up to them to jobhunt?Some open up restaurants and some stable sponsors offer training courses for the wrestlers to have the promise of a stable income once they retire, think there was an article about that happening at Ajigawa.
has a japanese man ever posted her ever
>>157743894はい
>>157743894only vpn larpers
>>157743894Gookmoot posted once to say you were a homo.
>>157743592I got you senpai
Obligatory.
>>157744093Hilarious
>>157744062What happened there? Exploding knees? Concussion?
https://www.instagram.com/madoka.elemadoka/kino
>>157744159Nerve gas.
>>157744159
>>157744159It's a public practice, so they sometimes ham it up for the crowd, but he went full retard and just fell down.
>>157744159Evil spirit sniped him.
>>157744203He's got a promising career in soccer
>>157744224lol, he'd still get cucked by mongols.
>>157744159He didn't do his best, and that was the result
>>157744164I follow that IG account as well!
>>157744159He was probably gassed and his body just gave out trying to push one too many times.
>>157744230That ball is about to be kicked harder than it's ever been kicked in its life.
>>157744312>He was probably gassedNerve gas.
I watched that vid of them in Paris where some of them went to the PSG stadium and were marking out over it
>facing the soles of your feet to the dohyōSuch disrespect...
>>157744164He is as of now known as Onisato.
>>157744164Need this as a skateboard deck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzXd3ije290I'm in awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit
... for you.
>>157745280First wrestler with the capacity to hold two kamis instead of one.
>>157745280boss music
>>157745280Is this the record for the combined weight?
>>157745422Gotta be one of the Hawaiian vs. Hawaiian matches back in the day. Konishiki is still the heaviest of all time, including lower rankers.
>>157745422Not a chance. Akebono/Musashimaru vs Konishiki beats it easy.>>157745478Nah, Orora topped him.
>>157745502Nope, Konishiki peaked at 285kg in 1996/97, while Orora peaked at 273kg in 2010-2012.
>>157745520Sumodb heights and weights are not reliable. He hit 290 before he retired.
>>157745591In 2001, Orora beat Hakuho in a Jonidan match. In 2012, he did this in Sandanme. lol
>>157745342lol he pulled a ikazuchido
>>157745811At least Ikazuchido goes back to the right side, he just forgets which way to leave, lol.
>>157743132the japanese lifespan meme is a fraud, all of those nips who live to be "over 100" are just people assuming the identities of older dead relatives in order to commit pension fraud
>>157743390new keisho is gay looking
>>157743659its called a libretto, newfag
>>157745280how much good luck do you get if one of them falls on you?
>>157741209>>157741216
>>157737817>mfw takayasu immediately goes at aonishiki with all he had but dan's left inside grip is just too damn stronggoddamn. dan could probably push a truck off the dohyo with his left hand.
>>157746109No it's not.
>>157746121You fucking die.
>>157744309congrats on being openly homosexual
>>157746123Retard.
At what point does a sumo wrestler just become a fat fuck. I swear they get blubbier with each passing year.
>>157746213When they stop being good. 200kg of Atamifuji is fine because he's good. 250kg of Dewanojo is not good because he's shit.
>>157745843Ikazuchigger won yesterday
>>157746245Thanks?
>>157746245Cool it with the racism.
Shishi and his lack of fighting spirt and izatt makes me sick. Send that oaf to the Donbass.
>>157745811Nabatame is half blind without his glasses, so propably thought that was his spot
>>157746174That doesn't answer my question.
>>157746245Turn up the racism a smidge
>>157747039the sheer zest of these Americanos
Not convinced Dan is beating Kotoshoho tomorrowPut simply, it's over
>>157747101he has a good anti-danner stylei think dan should break out the slaps and stiff arms instead of going for the belt
>so many shots of my wife (Zombeam) in the crowd from day 2>no one posts them hereI am very sad.Anyway, sorry to join the threads late. Day 2 was really good to watch. Who is everyone cheering for?Also, when is Tobizaru going to stop fucking around and turn it on?
Fuck datasumo died? This is your faggots fault isn't it
>>157746060cope fatass
>Day 2 Furagoyama stable only has 6 of 18 rikishis with a winning scoreLooks like Papa-goyama is going to get the 9 iron out for beatings
>>157748338shut the fuck up retard
>>/xs/269757There goes my hero, watch him as he goes...
>>157749046>>>/xs/269757
>>157749046He weighs 57kg lol
>>157743313>5 to 7 hoursThis is mostly sekitori and upper makushita guys. Sumo is fatso daycare for most of the others, they're probably doing like three hours of morning keiko tops
>>157748387He might hospitalize his fat ass again if he tries, he's gained weight again
>>157749046Going a little too hard on the organic, vegan, non-gmo, sustainably grown chanko there
>>157743894There are zero japs on 4chan, they are all either terrible at English or good boys/boring types who would never visit this site or have even heard of it.
>>157751761why would any japs visit this site when they have 2ch and their own imageboardsi just assume all japan flags on 4chan are tourists or weebs living in japan
>>157752114Because japs are mostly boring nerds that have nothing to offer due to their years of obedience training and incredibly oppressive karen society, but unfortunately their English learning is purposefully being sabotaged to stop them noticing and have them fully buying into the nihonjinron nonsenseThey would love it here but also wouldn't be able to handle it, just like they can't when they go abroad and get to try drugs
Day 1 we had a KitsuneDay 2 we had a WitchDay 3 we'll get a ______
>>157752538my wife
>>157741152Kusano did. Dunno bout this yoshi bum.
>>157752859>yokozUMA
>>157752538It sees you
>>157751761Go back to your shithole, rakesh
It's always amerilards who are the biggest weebs and japsimps.Pro-tip: They never last more than a year or two over here, basically the wee equivalent of Paris syndrome, the reality is nothing like their fantasy and only spending no significance amount of time here allows them to continue their delusion of how great and pure etc Japan supposedly is.
>>157753503You work at 7/11 shutcho bich ass up nigga
Miyanokaze ceiling?
Feels wrong for Shimanoumi to be fighting and winning still. He has elder stock and could retire to a cushty job at any time.
>>157753709
>>157753795Seeing her without the shades... I may take back waifu status. Kind of like seeing posture princess without the face mask.
>>157753503Interesting strawman you imagined, back to your shithole now.
>>157753788Cushy from your perspective but maybe not to him. Say he went to be a oyakata, then he would actually have to manage a stable and think about things like recruiting and supply and travel and all this other shit. Right now he just shows and it's all done for him. Also, he might have to serve on some committee. Right now he gets to do a match 7 days a basho, for 5 minutes. If he was a shimpan he would have to go every day and sit there for a long time, and then set the matches for the next day, and whatever else they do.
>>157753503>stupid americans, japan is actually shitty and worse than america so they go back!okay?
>>157753795my wifes beautiful yellow dress today :)
>>157753844Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sumo.I’m a 27 year old American sumotaku (sumo fan for you gaijins). I watch juryo and makushita on my ipad, and spend my days memorizing sumodb and playing superior sumo games. I train with my mawashi every day, this superior underpants can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other underpant on earth. I earned my underpant license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about sumo history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious basho to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an sandanme shitter for iseghama stable or a tokoyama!I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.Wish me luck in Japan!
>>157753973Wouldn't a weeb not call them underpants because traditionally japan didn't have underpants, so the origin to a weeb would just be pants or something
>>157753991He speaks Japanese fluently, I think he knows what to call it.
>>157753709shes not wearing any clothes or panties underneath that btw
How the hell did Honoikazuchi get Makushita Tsukedashi status? He's just not that good.
>>157753942Yes, just like every country in the world, it also has shit parts. Somehow fat retards of muttland are always come to the aid of poor glorious Nippon the moment someone points this out but those same dumbcunts can't last a year here without a nervous breakdown over how it wasn't like the animes and weeb portrayals online
>>157753709>>157753795I bet she likes to ride on top pretty hard. Look at those leg muscles.mmmmmm....
>>157742910>zak manipulates the timeline to achieve an 8-7 yusho
>KakiI am disappoint.
>>157754214Did Dan fuck your crush?
what a slugfest
>Akua vs MitaThat was some good slap.
Nabatame. Now THAT'S a rikishi.
>>157748324 What's stopping you from posting them?
>>157754561what kind of sicko would post pictures of his own wife
I want someone to get thrown. Don't care which.
>>157754626Is this going to be the most cheered for match of the day? Lots of Enho and futagoy supporters.
Did Abema just nuke us?
>>157754638Still working for me. You are watching it with a VPN, right?
I fear that it's Tamashoh-over.
cool picture from yesterday
>>157754667He's gonna be saved by the banzuke comitee and drop to j14 with a 5-10 and then bounce back 5 ranks with a single 9-6
>it's over
NHOOOO
futagoy sisters...trannytame sissies...
Naba didn't look comfortable at all. The weird jumpstart and getting beat off the line really hard. I wonder if he was expecting a henka or something.
Why are little green man's wrists always so heavily bound up, and getting increasingly more so? Did his wrists have heart-attacks too?
Mitakeumi kun... not like this.
Oof, Mitakeumi has nothing left.
tamawashi-over
>>157754780Tamawashi too... the old guard is dropping like flies.
Oof, Tamawashi has nothing left.
Tamawashi, whatever happened there?
No one beats Father Time.
Whoa
Wh-What if holding forward just doesn't work anymore...?
wtf is wrong with Kazuma, he's so slow and clumsy this bashois he injured?
Tama-seki can go 5-10 and safely stay in Juryo. Don't worry.
>>157754817he didn't do too bad there, poor footwork at the end though cost him
>>157754817weighing 200kg while looking like a lardass compared to the healthy physique of Atamifuji might not be good for athleticism
>>157754817I think upper juryo is just his level at the moment.
Onosato weighed in the same as before, but his titties look deflated. Is he putting more muscle on, or is the fat just migrating as his upper body atrophies?
>>157754866He has barely trained and participated in bashos for a year
>commentator on kappasumo with a lisp>keeps saying wanks instead of ranks and talking about the wanking system
Looking at old footage, sumo looked quicker and tougher in the past. Not surprising if you consider how much more testosterone people had and his much harder physical work used to be. Any chance modern training is balancing this out or were old sumo literally stronger than today's?
wtf is the mochi that cooks on chicken wire and has stretchy shit inside from that ad
>>157754890Rice cake. They pound glutenous rice into a chewy blob. The ad is for a shelf-stable variety for quick snacks.
>>157754890MOCHI MOCHI MOCHI
SHINGURU PAKKU MINI
>>157754913I know what you are.
>>157754915KORE GA MINI?
Good bout. Well fought by Hakuho.
>>157754878This site would have multiple Yokozuna in the wanking system
>>157754932My right-hand grip never fails.
henkashouma showing off his skill
1000000000th Maegashira Chiyoshoma>The Henka Hero>The Henka Kino>The Henka>Henka>Only Henka>Like, he never do any other thing, only henka
>>157754949ummmmm he didn't henka yesterday
Always, ALWAYS the weirdest people in the whole world watching sumo on the front rows
>>157754938>Left hand outside>Right hand inside>If that fails, just switch to slapping and hope it works
>>157754954>didn't see Chiyosoma's bout yesterday (director's cut)Bro... use ABEMA Premium
>>157754960Just be glad you can't see the people watching from home.
>>157754960Japanese ISHYGDDT
muscle midget supremacy
>>157754974that last charge he threw himself like a fucking missile
>>157754909unironically what is the appeal of eating thisI don't get it
>>157754981Texture. Brush a little onions sauce on it and it's a nice snack.
ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS
Tartar showdown!
that's my caveman
>>157754981nice chewy texture, really good in soup once its been grilled or friedi had a soup curry in sapporo that came with a brick of deep fried mochi like that which was delicious, puffed up as it fried and soaked up the soup perfectly
Well I'll be.
Nice recovery for our retard.
shishi holy
Shishi would be an Ozeki if he moved like this every match
>>157754932>hold Wank>win
RETARD SUMO IS THE STRONGEST SUMO IN THE WORLD
OUR RETARD
fat retard had me going for a second there
13-2 Shishi basho>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>157754960>he keeps his onions sauce in the fridge
OUR OGRE
Oho needs to be sent to the third division
The Pink Man marches on
Nice one Ura
nice bout
war ura
Are we SURE that Oho is related to Taiho? Like... can we get a DNA test?
moriohorara
/OURRETARD/
>Asahifuji lost to TochitaikaiIts over, he is not yokozuna material.
>>157755063You wouldn't be posting that if he had won
>>157755069You wouldn't be posting that if he hadn't lost
>>157755078FACE DOWNASS UP
Master Torturer...
>>157755078bro looks like he turboshat himself
FUTA!
Russian Koga! Futa Goys!
Kusano, whatever happened there?
>>157755108Endo 2.0, huge potential but will peak as a komusubi and spend the rest of his career in the rank and files
ALCOHOLIC SEKUHARASLEAVE
Bout time Fuji
>BRIDGE TROLL SLAIN BY HOBBIT, NEWS AT 11.
Let's go Fujinokawa
>get blasted back twelve feet>win
almost effortlessly won, how does he do it
fujinoGODwa
>>157755086>大大の国
Just walk forward
NO YOU STUPID FAT FUCK
>>157755149He walked forward too much...
Nobdog, now is not the time!
ACK!!!!!!
Atamifuji...
>>157755156he's kinda had his number the past few basho, not truly that surprising.
So are we back to regular hardcam for tournaments now? Why did they do those retarded angles last time?
>>157755167July basho is in Nagoya. Different arena, different setup.
>>157755170Has it always been like that? I've never seen it before and I don't remember it happening last year.
Zak's belt is filthy.
>>157755175Last year was the first year in the new Nagoya arena. Still figuring shit out.
Cuatrotetas stops the chinese menace
Daieisho loses the same way every single match.
That was such an anemic tachiai by both wrestlers
Imagine, Zak 9-6
>>157755182Badly
>>157755179There's no need to figure anything out. Hard cam is standardized in almost every sport, they don't need to reinvent the wheel.
>>157755177A brown/yellow belt was once a white belt originally, as is tradition
Tough start for Takayasu with his injury.
>>157755186you joke but there is such a massive difference from 8-78-7 sounds like you survived hell by the skin of your teeth but 9-6? 9-6 is a very dominant record anon, truly yusho competitive until a couple matches went awry
>>157755189japs are stupid
NEW THREAD>>157755180>>157755180>>157755180
Kotozakura 10-5
Zak 15-0
>>157755165Yeah he is 3 in a row for Takanosho, and iirc he always wins by spinning away at the edge
>>157755189I get that, but it's probably more about layout of the arena itself and the other broadcasters that share the space.Then again, ABEMA did try the disastrous Stunto POV for a few basho... Who knows.
I didn't believe
Kirishima choking as usual
>>157754214What would a pajeet on vacation in japan know about any of that kek
>>157755078This is disgusting.
