previous thread >>157738605
>2022: 6 games due to being a rapist. >2023: 6 games due to being made of glass. >2024: 7 games due to being made of glass. >2025: 0 games due to being made of glass. >2026: 1 game as of now. That will be three firsts, one third, two fourths, and 230$ million fully guaranteed plus tip.
the browns is the browns
hey /nfl/, do YOU own any jerseys?
>>157740106You guys have a "based retard" energy this year
Cautiously optimistic about my Bengals
The packers are in football purgatory for the next 10 years with this mutt. It’s exactly like watching the cowboys the last 10 years with Dak Prescuck Mediocre choking mutt QBs paired with soft aura vacuum OCs masquerading as HCs. Fucking disaster
>>157740106At least Cowboys fans are most conservative white chads instead of third worlders like giants fans
Harbaugh and Roman didn't give Dak any time to statpad, dirty team
>ermmmm ACKSHUALLY it doesn't matter if we lose week 1 because Josh Simmons needed to take a mental health break o algo!!!!Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek queefies mentally weak and /bitchmade/ mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>157740111Of course I do why wouldn't I
literally who can stop my joshie?
>>157740111I will never wear another person's name on my clothes. But I do have a hat and a beanie with the team's logo
>>157740111yes, a ladainian tomlinson jersey (navy blue ofc)
God forbid a whiteboy have a little motion...
>>157740114that'll be $220 million plus tip
>>157740119Why does he always look like he's on the brink of crying?
My ream is better than your team. No I will not tell you what my team is, you are going to have to figure that out yourself.
What's he thinking right now?
Why have the Packers and Cowboys gotten worse since the Micah trade?
>>157740127No hemorrhoids? You sure?
>>157740111I have a Roethlisberger jersey but I stopped wearing it due to poor play + rape + basically everyone saying he was a really shitty teammate. It's incredible when the guy sexually assaulted some chicks and his teammates hate him more because of his behind the scenes behavior.
>sak pickscott
>>157740111I still have my infamous Eric Weddle jersey but apart from that ive only got caps because i moved so often
Trevor Lawrence is winning MVP and he's beating Caleb Williams in the Super Bowl.
>>157740130>jerruh>thinkingDude's a walking corpse.
Chris Olave is leading the league in reception yards with 182
>>157740111yes
>>157740127I doubt that
>>157740131The Pack are getting Micah back. They’ll be fine
>>157740130>Shit, maybe I shouldn't have signed my mortal body up for another year of existence on this rock in exchange for pushing a boulder for a hundred years in the sixth circle of Hell just to watch Dak suck eggs
>>157740111My dad collects signed mini helmets. I think it's a bad investment.
>>157740111No
>>157740117BASED and TRVE
>>157740139the Chicago Bears are currently on pace for 1003 points this regular season mmhmmmm it's true, it's DAMN true
>>157740111I have a Justin Tucker jersey because my ex thought I looked like him
>>157740111I have a Chris Cooley jersey somewhere and two unopened coke bottles with Redskins' super bowl stats on them that my grandmother gave me.
>>157740111I only have one, a Brian Westbrook
>>157740117Are we going to have another "he had the coof!" excuse after tomorrow?
>t-t-the pack will be fine Kwapackturd
>>157740111I have a Bronco Elvis Dumervil jersey
>>157740111I own two authentic "on field" jerseys - TJ Watt and Antonio BrownI own a bootleg "authentic" jersey - LaMarr WoodleyI own like 3 cheap ass old screen printed Jerseys - Ben Roethlisberger, Troy Polamalu, Kendrell BellIve also owned a screen printed Brian Urlacher jersey because Ive had a hard on for MLBs since I was a kidIve collected these jerseys over the last 25+ years
Mark my words by week 6 this guy will be in the conversation for best active WR in the league.
>>157740164I think the Josh Simmons situation will take the brunt of the fall week 1 but week 2-4 expect da flu mentions
>>157740149surely. if lafleur doesn't find a way to fuck it up, jordan love surely will.
>>157740167>WITNESS ME MADISON
>Losing comfortably to the Cardinals in your home openerfuckin kek
Aaron Rodgers is based
>>157740149that doesn't stop their offense from sucking eggs, oline sucks, run game sucks, jordan love throws prayer balls.
>>157740111takeo spikes and leodis mckelvin
>>157740182Genuinely, what happened on this play to cause three linemen to block one guy with two free rushers sacking the quarterback
Your team has an elite punter, right?
>>157740185When he's playing football, sure. Off the field he's a fag.
>>157740111Yea. I got Aaron Rodgers, owner of the Chicago Chimps and future American President.
>>157740190I think it's Walter Nolan the Cards 1st round pick in 25 who was dominant in limited snaps. They thought it was the best plan for pas pro but obviously it wasn't
>>157740194Got an Australian so we're good
>>157740190Gambling
>>157740111>Signed white Brenton Strange>CU Buffalos Travis Hunter>Teal Prowler Travis Hunter>Teal Fred Taylor>White Aaron Beasley>White Jimmy Smith>Teal Maurice Jones-Drew>Color Rush Allen Robinson>Color Rush Josh Hines-Allen>Black Allen Robinson>Black Jalen Ramsey>Rivalry Fred Taylor>Rivalry Trevor Lawrence
>>157740205forgot>Black prowler Byron Leftwich>Black prowler Reggie Williams>Red Niners Jerry Rice
>>157740205:/
Damn, my bussy is sore after today...
>>157740194I'm so glad Howie paid him.
>>157740100>caleb williams putting up 334 total yards, 2 passing TDs and 2 rushing TDs, beginning his pro bowl/all pro/mvp campaign>da bears offense clearing 250+ passing AND rushing yards against a fellow division champion with a revamped defense on the road>meanwhile, detoilet lucked out against the saints, the vicucks only had to deal with a sissy boy defense and the cheeseshits couldn't even beat a measly minnesota teamevery single NFC north team won except the stinky cheeseshits lel. how embarrassing!
cowboys finish bottom of the division
>>157740197Even then, you should only have two guys on one guy unless they are only rushing two or three.
Two good games early in the day then just trash the rest of the day.
>>157740119how do i get a butt like this?
Taunting is such an absolutely bullshit penalty unless it's egregious and impedes the game
>>157740111But of course.
Bears fans paint their nails LOL
>>157740226Squats, lunges and getting on all fours for me
packturds paint their colons with cum jej
>>157740228acting like a nigger in public should always be a penalty
I think the NFCN and the Midwest is GAY.
What team is the biggest week 1 fugaze?
>>157740194>Ryan Rehkow Yes.
>>157740242Bills
>>157740100Its complete bullshit this hit was penalised
>>157740100this isn't a penalty
>>157740242Rams or patriots.
>>157740251>Panthers defense was so shit that Caleb took a nap in the middle of the gameGrim
>>157740242Definitely has to be Wions over Saints and i say this as a Goffie Chad. They were lucky to escape with the victory after how their offence stalled and secondary shit the bed repeatedly. They've got a very uphill battle until Branch+Kerby return
>>157740247Most rigged ass bullshit game I've ever seen
Number 0 jerseys shouldn't exist.
>>157740255Kerby has a really bad degenerative knee issue. I'd be surprised if he ever came back.
>>157740249>>157740247>Packers fans okay with attempted murderWell alright then.
>>157740221Gayleb and the breast have to face actual defences in the next few weeksThat was an absolute clownshow from the panthturds
cam ward sucks
>>157740264That's GODleb to you.
>>157740259Eliminate the numbers 3 and 9 too. Eliminate all numbers from all sports actually.
Do the Vikings go after Will Levis?
>>157740257Neither should Canadians
Jerseys should be letters not numbers
>>157740226be yourself
>>157740260i know but let's hold out hope>>157740266>black shuck and jive QB>played for 3 different schoolsSame reason I'm not buying the Darian Mensah hype
think thsi year is the Ravens year to lose in the SB
Jersey's should have sponsorships where the numbers are
Caleb has a way of making "good" defenses shit themselves and dunking on them, you'd know that if you actually had an ounce of ball knowledge
>>157740264>3rd world closet faggot showing up to bitch and screech while projecting his sexual obsession with the QB of the league's highest scoring offense and most dominant run gameseethe you fat unwashed bitch
>>157740257Shut the fuck up canacuck
>>157740284the panthers were good?
>>157740284Gayleb has a way of crying and hiding from the cameras when he sees them
>>157740286>>157740272dumb and dumber
>>157740286Good one
Uniforms should look like NASCAR
Uniforms should look like your mom, lmao
I just can't sleep bros.
Imagine picking less than 11 of 15 games correctly thus far and then pretending that you """""know ball""""" keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek get fucking plonked cazzies
>>157740271If anything the Falcons should go after Levis, he'd be a better backup than Rush. At least he has an arm.
>>157740270>#1-9 should only be reserved for QB's >10-20 should only be reserved for defensive corners>21-39 should only be reserved for RB's and S >40-59 should only be reserved for LB's and fullbacks>60-69 should only be reserved for TE's>70-99 should only be reserved for WR's and lineman
Herbo was indeed too busy with his bog gf
>>157740298Me neither. This will be the hypest 5-12 season ever
>g-g-good oneKek raped faggot seething about a sport his faggot country can’t even play correctly
>>157740111Brett Favre Vikings jerseyAhman Green away
>>157740111no because i'm not cattle
>hahaaa yea bro seriously she like total loves me for me bro she isn't just using me for extra exposure bro na she wouldn't do that bro KWABOTY
>it was rigged!!!!kwapackturd kwacanacuck
>>157740310>He's such a bitch he reply to me directly.
>>157740325eslsaaar
>losing to the retardinals
Glad Shough pulled it together after his first half spaghetti fest, I was about to look like a dumbass for hyping up the Aints in the preseason. They're not a complete team yet but they're going to be scrappy and can beat "better" teams underestimating them
>>157740324Kek they do be like that
When the 'roncos beat the Queefs tomorrow night, what kind of melt down will we be looking at from statmutt?
>grrr grrrr he didn’t give me a (You) so I am more upset nowkwacanacuck
>>157740318You don't have to sign your posts
>>157740324>Three free first downs and an INT all called back on ticky tacky calls>In the same driveOh yeah I'm sure the NFL is beyond corruption and rigging though
>>157740318>autist gamer gets leeched by predatory succubusmany such cases
>>157740270>>157740305I think 1-19 should be reserved for quarterbacks and kickers/punters, receivers should only be allowed to wear 10-19 and 80-89, tight ends should only be allowed to wear 40-49 and 80-89, runningbacks should only be allowed to wear 20-49, offensive linemen should only be allowed to wear 60-79 (centers may wear a number in the 50's if they so choose), cornerbacks and safeties should only be allowed to wear 20-49, linebackers should only be allowed to wear numbers 40-59, and defensive linemen should only be allowed to wear numbers 50-79 and 90-99.
Raiders Rebels... Cousins Chads...... I kneel
>>157740303yeah no thanks, penix will be back next game or week 3 the latest. and you sound retarded, levis is top dogshit that doesn't know the playbook or have any experience in camp or preseason with the team, this isn't madden
>I choose the wrong American team to dick ride because their QB has the same skin tone as me!!!!kwacanacuck SAAAAAR!
What if the berds are actually good this year?
You know what team looked good today?My team!The Baltimore Ravens!
>>157740347>penix will be back next game or week 3 the latest. what about after week 4 when he gets hurt again?
Gonna take a lot more than beating the phins to get me to believe. Week 1 wins aren’t special. Just look what happened after the raiders beat the patriots last year. Not getting my hopes up
i just find it funny the cowboys packers and chargers all lost
>>157740352(((they))) really thought he fell off keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157740354What about when the Raiders lost the Super Bowl to Jon Gruden when he coached the Buccaneers?
>>157740346>cousin chads
>>157740350They are, at least somewhat. Putting them in the Titans/Dolphins tier was almost everyones biggest season prediction goof.
WELL WELL WELL
>>157740354>believeHuh?This is a transition year. You aren't even playing your new number 1 QB.
>>157740358What about it? I try to memory hole it and have an eternal disdain for No Doubt
I'm drunk
>>157740357>C.J. Stroud
>>157740111Blue Cowboys Romo jersey, as a gift from my friend who is a Cowboys fan. Only jersey I think I'd actually want is a classic Karl Meklenburg of the late 80s Broncos home colors.>>157740184>>157740364LA is in shambles this week.
Ya seethe?
>>157740357>>157740352>tards think beating the Clots means jack shit
>>157740111Dak poopscoop and Vander Esch jerseys military olive and black/olive colors. Both are salute to service editions and are sick af.
>>157740375cope
>>157740373Never doubted my Cardies
>>157740375I'd agree if it were a close game, but it was a 3 score blowout
>>157740375It's better than losing to the 49ers while only scoring 7 points :).you probably don't know ball thobeit :)))))
>>157740370Gwen Stefani could pee pee on me please cause she makes my peepee go. Doing doing doing
>>157740360The problem is their division, if they played in some shitheap like the NFCS or NFCN they'd have a real chance to make the playoffs
>>157740383Colts are as bad as the Browns, not a real team
Reminder that lameme has never WON anything in the NuFL.
>Tua already dead Is that nigga actually cursed?
>>157740184We are so back
>>157740285watch it! the maori will turn its vpn on then you will be in real internet trouble! haka spam!!!
Remember that time Bustin Herbert got RAPED and HUMILIATED against the fucking cardinals at home?
>another season hyping lamid jackson only to choke in januarythey truly never learn huh?
>>157740394Yeah but they still have the look of a team that can take a game off anybody. They were the same way last year 2bh when they lost 5 games in a row within 3 points or whatever it was, don't handwave them if they're on your teams schedule.
>bbbbuut here's my autistic post 4 years straightif only your mother refused tylenol during your birth
Reminder that Josh Allen slammed his own window shut
>>157740346Finna win 6 games this year and play spoiler week 18 oh its true, its DAMN true
>>157740408It's not like the AFC is particularly strong, there's a reason why the Queefs had a free ticket to the bowl for 7 years. Now that they're washed it's anyones game, even turbo dogshit QBs like Maye can fraud their way to the SB
>>157740364That was not only a good win for you Cardbro, but a hilarious one as well.
>>157740421Dog, the Chiefs are going to be out of the playoffs before week 18.
>>157740434>Pooper FlushGrim, grim, GRIM
>>157740420My estimation of Josh Allen as a man just fuckin' plummeted
>>157740421>You couldn't fit a promo to save Ryback's career. You see in this business you have to perform every single night if you want a shit at the title. You? You're a once a week guy. You're a wait and see guy. The best in the business create our own opportunities. Always have. Always will. I know it. You know it. The moderators of this forum know it
George Pickens The Cotton
>>157740444And there it is
>>157740434Apologize. NOW.
>>157740417Watching the highlights and they're genuinely solid besides their redzone offense not being great, it would've been an even greater blowout if they could punch it in instead of taking so many FGs
>>157740111I used to own bunch but sold most of them.
>>157740434Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Dart haters absolutely shitting and farting and pissing their undies rn
>>157740444That's not cool, man.
>Jaxson Dart is now 2-0 against the Cowboysuh oh cowcucks, our response????????????
The Baltimore Niggers and their QB LaMonkey Apeson
>watches his country’s team lose the World Series>watches >his NFL team get embarrassed in the playoffs >watches his country get embarrassed in their own sport at the Olympics.>watches all of his countries teams get BTFO of the Stanley Cup Playoffs >watches his country’s team get embarrassed at the World Cup to fucking Morocco >sees his country’s little league team btfo by Japan>sees >his favorite NFL team and their mutt qb btfo in their season opener against the team’s rival.Rough year for the canacuck
>>157740460>YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER!
>>157740460Wow that's racist.
>>157740401you tell me
>>157740460and there it is
>>157740461Don't forget I wake up every day and thank god and Jesus for not putting me in amerimutt land with the jews
>>157740475>I just prefer all of the H1-Bskwacanacuck
So THIS is what that nasty little gobin kyler murray was up to before he got heemed?
>>157740130Cowboys are forever mid-locked. Forever a .500 team or so. Good enough to get into the playoffs some years but never going deep. They refuse to complete shit and thus never draft well. Don't have enough talent to do great. Just mid-locked. Bills were in the same boat until Rex Ryan imploded the team.
>>157740444Use your real account faggot
>>157740493As soon he got hurt I was like "now Wentz is gonna dot us up. Great" and lo and fucking behold
>>157740493And then what happened?
>>157740373>I want an a classic Albino Rhino jersey holy fucking based
Something needs to be done about the Browns, they can't even watch Garrett statpad sacks anymore
>uskwacanacuck
>>157740482cope downie
>>157740493I said this a few threads ago but Vikings lose that game with a healthy Murray lmao
>>157740459crazy that his great grandfather worked in the Nixon Administration
>>157740401He disturbed a mummy in museum as a small child.
Stay forever raped, canacuck
>>157740434
>Bustin Herbert
We're my /druk/ bros @? I'm beyond cut
>>157740522You have fucking down syndrome muttDon't speak for your people
Where the fuck is Old Zealand, anyways?
>he still has that compulsion to reply kwacanacuck
>>157740525NopeI got shit to do tomorrow
Don't worry Canada bro at least you didn't rape multiple women like Mike Tirico
>>157740525why the fuck would you end up wasted at 6 pm on a monday?pace yourself dawg
on dat getbak type shi 5ever cuhon bronem grave fuh naw i een widat jerry epstien shi on pop
>>157740531Denmark, for some reason
>>157740537I'll be sober in 10 hours and be up by 6am mmhmmmm 'fraid so I've still got beers to drink for another hour or so
>>157740460Post this on your main you coward.>>157740456Guy was definitely worth trading up for, too bad he'll get himself killed playing like a dimwit and that'll be all she wrote.
>>157740513>great grandfathers are now of the late 60s early 70s era
ya seethe?
>>157740550>sober in 10 hoursnigga are you 100 pounds?
>>157740493>black qblets
>>157740550https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk7hi--Di8M&t=61
>>157740552Part of the reason Dart played so recklessly last year was because Daboll enabled his worst instincts because Dart trying to truck people running the ball was super effective and Daboll was in full self-preservation/save my job mode. Harbaugh will get that stuff reined in and Dart made a lot of good decisions when he ran tonight.
>>157740559I'd have to have drank wayyyy more than just beers to be drunk in 10 hours. They're only 2.8 standard drinks per for a tallboy
>that was the first time the jags beat the browns in nearly 10 years
Browns arent going to do anything with Wattson as their QB. His reputation is ruined to the point where it seeps into their gameplay, the rest of the players dont wanna try with a known rapist leading the team
>>157740555Rent free type shii niqqa
>>157740561VBs are shit same as Fosters and XXXX Gold seriously I'd rather drink American beer. One fifty lashes and Great Northern are the two Aussie beers worth buying not the standard domestics
>>157740571good luck m8 thenhope no one smells it
>>157740574This is the NFL, anon. Half of his teammates have done worse than Watson could even imagine.
>>157740525I miss my 20s. Nowadays need to take 2 days off to enjoy a proper drink>no I’m not gonna just drink 2-3 what tf is the point in that? Just drink coke or something
These some fly ass ytbois
This is the draft order after week 1
>>157740582Up in 11ish hours, showered in 12 and then brush my teeth before heading out the door at 7:30am (13 hours from now)Easy as breathing
>>157740589It's a Jets world, we're just living in it.
This thread severely underestimates how happy I am about my spastic cardinals winning
>>157740586I'm 31 but have a high tolerance for chicanery due to how often i go out. Only time i need a day off is if i have shots or take MDMA
>>157740591sounds like you've got a good routine thenjust be careful
>>157740585Its different when its your QB under scrutiny. Sucks the life out of the team
>>157740600Niiice. Haven’t messed with the bag since 2016 or so. Risk of fentanyl laced in the supply stateside is too high. Just waiting on the Netflix special that shows it was the US govt and not the cartels responsible for killing all those innocent drug enjoyers
>>157740600>MDMAthank god I left all that stuff in my 20s. I cant handle anything anymore. I threw up for half of Saturday after the staff party on Friday
>>157740589Why would the Saints make the playoffs over the Giants and Vikings despite losing?
>>157740608>Just waiting on the Netflix special that shows it was the US govt and not the cartelsWho do you think is funding the cartels, anon?
>>157740608I simply don't care. I've had shit stuff a couple of times but never stuff that fucked me up. I never test my drugs >>157740609I simply don't worry here we get good stuff because anyone selling shit would get a hiding. It's expensive though i pay $120 for half a gram
>>157740614NFCS are all losers lol.
this general is abysmal, any and all drug users should hang
>>157740111I own a Ricky Williams Saints jersey.
>>157740619Oh quality is not an issue here, thankfully. Its just that nowadays my body is super sensitive to being "poisoned" in any way. I cant even handle ciggies with a few beers anymore. Probably for the best
>>157740628that anime came out over 12 years ago
Kiwi is going to be dead in 2 years tops
>>157740631Your point?
>>157740628Based. Hang all>drug users>drug dealer>gamblers>gambling site owners>billionaires>pornographers >needlessly mean people
>>157740100This guy just needs to retire, he seems perfectly content playing Madden at home
>>157740637chiyo will never look at us like that
>>157740631and Nozaki-kun is STILL too dense
>>157740628SYBAU ponk ts a criminal board
>>157740630Yea that's fair. First time i took MDMA i couldn't eat for nearly 24 hours. It's weird how our bodies adjust >>157740634If you knew what I was doing in 2022 you would've said the same thing yet here i am and almost fully healthy. Only slight health ailment is my left eye has a bit of near vision. The rest of me works fine and i get yearly health checks via work
>>157740631A girl like Seo owes me sex
>>157740659good luck in your battle you retarded basterd
>>157740653>.First time i took MDMANo wonder your brain is so severely messed up. Why didn't you say so?
>>157740665And yet i mentally break 80% of anons in /nfl/ just by picking games and making fun of patcuck midhomes... what does that say about the rest of (You)?
you may ONLY reply to this post if your team won last night!!!
>>157740676Mmhmmmm 'fraid soDerrick Henry at 32 >>> every RB in the league rn
>>157740638>pornographersdoes this mean someone who watches porn? asking for a friend
>>157740631and I fucking miss it every day
>>157740675Brother, you're like an 8 year old on here that looks like an absolute total braindead idiot 80% of the time. If you hadn't fried your brain on MDMA this would be apparent to you. But now you know
Monday Night Football coming at you!
>>157740684Not so fast my friend
>>157740703Based
>>157740598it was a good win. Always enjoy a good chorgering
>>157740676
>>157740703SOVL
remember when every other post was AI? those days were fun
>>157740115We saw how many Saars live in Texas last weekend
Matt LaFleur has to be on the hot seat right? If several horrific chokejobs in a row and being a "contending" team that's been capped at the seventh seed wildcard doesn't put him under scrutiny I don't know what will
>>157740699So you picked more game than me correct right??>kek yjk the muttoid didn't because he has shit for brainsKeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek raped by Kiwi again mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>Myles Garrett getting knee surgery>he bought into rams hype
>>157740146Anyone can do that against DJ Reed and Rock Ya-Sin tbf. Can't believe that motherfucker Brad Holmes is letting us ride into the season with this secondary.
>>157740705Gibbs me dat is elite but Wions genuinely have a waymo problem it's obvious. dumb yn can't keep his head in the game
>>157740728He is a dumb dumb who can't catch but he's always open and his salary isn't crazy so worth having around
>>157740638
>>157740719NFC Championship Game Losses since the 2015 seasonArizona Cardinals - 1Detroit Lions - 1Los Angeles Rams - 1Minnesota Vikings - 1San Francisco 49ers - 2Green Bay Packers - 3
>>157740734It's hilarious how the hardest parts of the game are so easy and the easy parts he can't wrap his head around. He's like Chase Claypool if he wasn't a complete cock obsessed mongrel muttoid
>>157740628>>157740638Nah nah fuck that. One step away from being full blown shariah >Rorschach and Boondock Saints are cuck shariah faggots that need to get laid
>>157740741Washington Commanders - 1
>>157740717The first week of bing ai image generation before racism was filtered was hilarious
>>157740744His whole game is just speed so he def won't be in the league anymore by the time he's 30. Biggest worry for me is he seems to like driving around the hood in Detroit and is probably gonna end up on a t shirt.
Well if isn’t Singletary in the flat again
>>157740765many such cases
>>157740765*snacks lips*>ayyo let's finna *chucks spear*>ayyo we boutta*pours out a 40 for trayvon*>we finna cover dat shit cuhh*calls cover 2 again*>SHEEEEESH
>>157740676Huomenta
>>157740789guten morgen fogelfren
>>157740783excuse me but are you aware that your post is quite racist
>>157740783Fucking Urkel
Finnish """people""" belong in cages
>>157740205very based
How we feelin redskins bros
>>157740709I won't be surprised if we lose to the Raiders next week, being a die hard chargers fan. Herbert going to Andrew luck us very soon. Hope you give us the 63-21 treatment again.
18 hours until the destruction of patrick mahomes and the chiefs dynasty
>>157740830How you guys feeling about Harbs at this point?
My Lions winning the division
>>157740111i have my big brother's Randy Moss jersey
>>157740840North Island anon? You need to be ready to post UH OH STINKY>UH OH STINKY several times during the game if the Broncos are winning big. You represent us here tomorrow 'fraid so
>>157740830An entire offseason of talking shit, and you're telling your rivals that you want them to humiliate you before week 1 is even over. Absolutely beautiful.
>>157740721Look at it like this: when I think of all the really dumb people in life that I've known well, many who fried their brains with heavy drug use like you did, no matter how dumb they are, there is always something, some aspect, that was smart about all of of them. You're the only dumb person I know I can't say that about. One of those dumb people used the $400 in free money the betting apps gave him to win a bunch of his bets on the NFL game spreads that whole first week. He wasn't dumb enough to think that's something that makes him "smart"That is an overall pattern for you. You achieve things only an 8 year old would be proud of, then you start thinking you're a genius all the time based on your 8 year old threshold of intellect. Had you not friend your brain on MDMA, you wouldn't be like this
Didn't read
>>157740884you tore his bussy to shreds
>>157740884damn dude, easy with the annihilation. you're talking to a dude who has the headsize of Desriny but even smaller shoulders. yeah i saw the mirror selfie
>>157740884Bodied that freak.
>packers
>>157740886Another overall pattern for you: everytime someone tries to help you realize you're working at an 8 year old level, you clam up and just go "didn't read," "I'm not reading that," etcThese are all excellent times for you to start punching through the matrix, look past all the lies you tell yourself, and face the reality that you're an absolute and complete idiot that works at an 8 year old threshold.It's not until you face this reality that you're going to be able to work through it and get it to were you're more up to a 10 year old level, then a 12 year old and so onOne thing that makes people smart is that smart people are constantly trying to improve and don't get stuck on these low thresholds you have for being smart
>>157740872I wont let the country down
>>157740884Kiwibros...
I love it when spastics type paragraphs about me. Can you make it 5000 words next time? I have dedicated autistic faggots and you're not close to as obsessed or interesting keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>157740910i know a guy like that. he didn't move on from the partystage of the early 20s that we enjoyed. he is borderline retarded,.you know because he has that junkie giggle, like a higher pitched Goofy laugh
>>157740920does the fact that this is basically your CV make you sad? this is all you have to show for yourself, a post that's most likely made by you with a VPN
I need serious answers btw: were my Cardinals surprisingly good, were the Chargies surprisingly bad or a bit of both?
>>157740910Are you his mother?? Tf
>>157740884kek, BTFO
>>157740922We call that the cocaine laugh. And people that drink themselves socially retarded- we call that wet brain
>>157740927i have no idea dude, didn't watch it. dont think many people did, i think the gamethread got maybe 200 posts? but good job anyway!
>>157740927it was a bit of both, the Chargers defense without Minter seems to be shaky and unreliable. He probably should have been promoted to HC and Harbaugh fired. Brisset could pass down field at will. On offense the Chargers had nothing special despite all the buzz around McDaniel.
>>157740926>spastic finnish assumes something You have a low IQ like all kangz faggots. Why would this be my "CV"? Do you actually believe i don't have a job like the queefmutt keeps saying? Ive been here for 13+ years and have posted form multiple countries back when i had a trio you fucking autistic dunce. It's not a CV I'm making fun of autistic obsessed faggots. They obsess about people with social lives because they don't have their own. Check the archives I spent years living in Aussie and posted from game in USA. You are a retarded newfag who fell for bait. Enjoy *checks notes* Carson Wentz keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek more like Carson Nash
And based.
Do we really need SIX /nfl/ threads in the catalog
>>157740972I think the right amount is six-seven
whats wrong with the green gay butt packers
>>157740972I think the goal is 6 million
>>157740952i dont remember seeing you spazz out this hard, sorry. put your safety helmet on, we dont want you bumping your head on tablecorners now.>check archivesnah, you vastly overrate your importance to /nfl/ and espee in general. illusions of grandeur even. if you dish out shit, you better be ready to receive some as well :D
>>157740995WELL since you used the smiley face I will go to my gyms hot room this lunch break and then post about having been to the Sauna!
Anyone else notice the size of Olive's helmet? It clearly gave him an advantage on the field
>>157741002FUCK i forgot. you must understand that it's ancient finnish internet culture
>>157740995>i don't remember-Yea because you weren't here fucking spastic kangz fan keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek you're proving my point. i didn't say i was important but anyone who's been here for 10ish years knows who posts regularly and who's a dumb cazzie bitch like you mmhmmmm 'fraid so skolastic
>>157740991lafloor just isn't a good coach and is a 7th seed merchant
>>157741022you are flaccid joe flacco, yes i remember
>>157740932that doesn't look good at all wtf a 3 rice sandwich with nasty slop on it is supposed to be impressive?
>commies
>>157740629bet you like putting that on while sucking off BBC
>>157741046>you are flaccid joe flaccojust as i thought www.nash.comthis is your new home
>>157741059they literally shat away 3 minutes doing nothing, and lost for that exact reason
>>157741066just admit that you were annihilated and we can move and shit on the chiefs, ok?
>>157741079so what's my tripcode i was using back from 2013-2024? y'know since you're such an old fag and we're here the whole time o algo?It also doesn't matter what you reply Bo Nix is going to rape queefies tomorrow
>there are retards on /nfl/ that still think caleb isn't elite explain yourselves IMMEDIATELY
>>157740884Crushed that little ant
>>157741019I do understand and will ponder it in the Sauna later
>>157741096it upsets you that i refuse to acknowledge you
>>157740991>Packers last four games have been:>Blown a double digit lead to the bears week 17 >Loss to JJ McCarthy/Max Brosmer week 18 >Blown a double digit lead to the bears in the wild card >Blown a double digit lead to the Vikings week 1dude might be legit retarded
>Losing to the CardsAre Chorge deadass rn
Finna make ya?
>>157740884This kills lil ol kiwi
>>157741136lost last 6 btw
>>157741146Who’s seething?
>>157741097Only one of those 4 are good. The other 3 are black
>>157741143The Cardinals are bound to be this seasons greatest surprise, managing a deep playoff run somehow
>>157740847Literally bottom 3 team in the whole league. You guys needed to lose that game in reality the same way you did spiritually in order to get the wake up call you desperately need.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
I'd be embarrassed af to be green gay fsggit right now blowing a good lead to a shit team like the vicucks
>>157741163pre-prison Vick was elite, zoom zoom
>>157741131You don't know me and you're a plastic kangz fan from the Keenum era? Obviously. I mean if you're not you'd post a ticket stub :) don't tell me you haven't been to a kangz game in person?? KWAB
>>157741169hate to admit it but lions are actually good on paper but i believe that dan campbell can sink that ship
>>157741166>managing a deep playoff run somehowsorry but not in that division bro
Calling the vikings plastic is peak retardation.
>>157741198You sound like the archetypical person who will be VERY surprised
>>157741190They were good on paper last season too. It’s a quarterbacks league and a coaching league, they have a mid quarterback that was elevated by Ben Johnson and now, no more Ben Johnson. They will continue to regress season after season back to their pre-Ben Johnson form of 2 win seasons. They almost allowed to the biggest comeback in franchise history yesterday to the Saints, who all of 6 people picked. People just don’t realize what this team is yet.
>>157741198the nfcw will be the first division to send all 4 teams to the playoffs
>>157741185>You don't know meirony is that no one knows you, every board has that resident retard who hasn't got the tiniest bit of authenticity. you're just an act, a prisoner to your own self-indulgence. the posts where you act like a real person can be counted with one hand, everything you do is a facade. reading your posts is like reading a script of a tv-episode that's being remade for the 1000th time. now post your faggy bussy stuff and that same old bo nix meme
www.nash.com/finland
The funny part is the the Giants D was fucking atrocious. Just some how not as bad as the Cowboys lmaoooo
>>157741238is it true?
>>157741245Giants D was fine it was just Dru Philips got called for 3 DPI iirc and even though people (myself included) thought it was too many) most of them were deserved. Dallas offence got away with playing like shit and that Lambs pushoff for the TD
>the absolute state of DEM BOYZsad
>>157741265I don't care any more. I'm a born and raised Texan and I've lived in Dallas for a decade. I'm done. They've beaten all the passion out of me. I will not stop caring again until Jerry is finally dead. That has to break the curse, if nothing else does.
>>157741290how you considered that maybe jerry jones is the seal that prevents you from being becoming full indian? i saw that texas cfb picture, not sure if it was AI though
>>157741290it's cowover
