The rape begins soon...
We can do this
Rams missing the playoffGiants winning the EastSaints winning the South
4th place for the smartest coach in the league, a genius many people are saying
this is Drew Locksay something nice about him!
>>157744788No quarterback in today’s game is good. No one.
>Taylor WHO??
>making a thread to display your seethe on full display to all of /spee/KWAB moment
YYYUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPAhhhhhh....That boy mutthomes? Awful peculiar, awful! Butttttt I think I might break that buck tonight.
Imagine thinking you could possibly stop a man with blue eyes and this physiognomypatti never stood a chance
>>157744811check the post above yours and try that again
CHIEFIES
>>157744815Shameless whore
>>157744811this was the highest scoring week 1 in sb era history
kek Chicanos so raped and seethingRams lostTexas got clowned on by the entire planet after their crowd shotscowsois losthated east coast teams won
the raped have arrived to seethe>seething about flyover ohio state>seething about college football in an NFL thread
Good offense teams are soullessGood defense teams are always SOVL
How many for BIX NOOD tonight?
>>157744808Nice cock
>>157744821It must be big for Germany to finally be able to critique someone else's immigrant situation
>>157744825thanks bears, panthers, jaguars, ravens!thanks for nothing rams, seahawks, patriots, browns, dolphins!
dun speak on mi senpai, crodieman gon bleed in yo senpai, crodieskatt gwan tek yo life, bummyi be at new ho king eatin fried rice wit dip sauce an a blammy, crodie
>>157744821Kek
>>157744832Hmmm it’s true
>>157744842His and Dart’s heckin wholesome quirk chungus schtick is already old. Concussions. Now.
the jaguars vassalized the broncos last year and they're doing it again next week
Bo Nix always has a pre game pint which is why he has no fear mmhmmmm get that up ya
Last digit is how many TDs my cracka Mahomes dabs on them Buncos
>>157744855Very wise, and astutely stated
>>157744856I dont drink my VB LONGNECK till 20 to 8 in the fuckin mornin
49ers bengals superbowl for sure.
why do the 49ers have so many dothead and slant eye fans? Aren’t they in California?
>>157744868Last two digits are the points the Broncos score
Cowherd just compared John Harbaugh coaching a blue blood franchise to Scorcese directing a mafia movie.
Flyovers are so fucking mad hated coastGODS got all the big timeslots kek
>>157744853chu best watch how you talm bout manscom 6 feet of me den di gatty comin out
>>157744821>>157744845biggest kwab moment of the thread
Why is a German complaining about the number of Indians at a football game in Texas? Does he not realize that most people who are not terminally online are not actually upset that brown people exist?
>>157744815you: oooo boobiesme (an intellectual): PITS
>>157744882Reminder that I (a ball knowing Chiefs king) predicted them to be owl contenders just 4 weeks into last season as everybody here (non-ball knowing Chiefs antis) mocked and derided me
>>157744885In his country this is the only place where he can complain about non white people
>>157744788>caleb williams putting up 334 total yards, 2 passing TDs and 2 rushing TDs, beginning his pro bowl/all pro/mvp campaign>da bears offense clearing 250+ passing AND rushing yards against a fellow division champion with a revamped defense on the road>meanwhile, detoilet lucked out against the saints, the vicucks only had to deal with a sissy boy defense and the cheeseshits couldn't even beat a measly minnesota teamevery single NFC north team won except the stinky cheeseshits lel. how embarrassing!
>>157744879Giants do look like a real football team again. Dort not self heeming every drive is an impressive development. Defeating public nfc enemy #1 on sunday night was undeniable kino.
>queefies are actually favored When will (((people))) learn?
The Ponies will bussyblast the Chiefs tonight, but only because the defense will have two pick sixes, Mims will return a kick for a TD, and Stidham will play well after Bo Nix shatters his bad ankle on the first drive
>>157744908Not in the pick ‘em, only like 30% picked us. Nobody believes in us…
I was told every game is meaningless because the 0-1 "super team" is winning the owl.
the sad part is that jffm will just seethe and blame some outside force when they get completely blasted tonight
Chicago isn't flyover
Apologize for vad engrish how you say KWAB in your tongue
>>157744920Hammond isn't flyover, Chicago is.
>>157744915The only games that matter are the ones where (((my))) team wins or the ones where (You)r team loses.
Chiefies win with run game and defense mmmmmmmhmmmmmm ‘fraid so and there will be MASSIVE “refball” melties all week and no mistake
Thoughts?
The entire country actually revolves around Chicago
>>157744920but Gary is
>>157744920it is if you value your life
>>157744928we'll check next week when they play real teams
>>157744881>Two land locked teams playing tonight Huh?
Why didn't he try to hire Declan Doyle?
>>157744902Despite the reputation he’s quite good at protecting the ball which is a big plus
>OC draws up great passing concepts>QB is running for his life
>>157744927This is true. Emmett Johnson breakout game. After tonight everyone will know his name. Chiefs fan Madison Beer pictured
>his trash division got raped and gaped by green gay for decades >green gay always got raped in the playoffs confirming the dogshit quality>Loins and burrs finally get a few decent years after decades of trauma >immediately raped by other divisions in the playoffs kek leadheads
>>157744928COWARD!
>>157744957Why are they like this?
>>157744949He's a retard
>>157744944>leaf doesn't realize that New York, New Jersey and Texas are all landlockedThe Atlantic ocean isn't real idiot. Do you seriously think the Pilgrims came over by boat? They would have died of dehydration, you can't drink seawater.
>>157744955Oh lawd he’s comin
>>157744920Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek imagine believing this. Nobody wants to visit your "lake" lil bro
>>157744928># of cocks suckedImpressive
Josh Allen is a highly underrated source of seethe in mexicans
I know it's only week 1 but we look exactly the same as we did last season.
>>15774482949ers won though.
>>157744988It really is weird why blacks and Mexicans hate each other so much.
Bears need to score an average of 34 ppg to break the all time record
reminder that most Cubs fans over the last 30 years were just refugee bears fans and now they're choking in baseball and just got swept by the sewers kek
>>157744989I don’t like a close win over a team with no o-line. You might be worse than you think
>>157744928Where's Stafford and Maye?
>>157744989Yeah, a wild card loss
>>157744994Mexicans hate on any other minority they can to try and score white people points 90% of the time when you see an American flag seething about jeets it's a Mexican behind it to make himself look betterReal crab in a bucket mentality
>>157744984Rookie numbers desu, I could suck way more cocks if I wanted to
AFCW pacos and wiggers, which of these shit teams will you be pulling for? I assume Broncos?
>>157745011I mean, it's working lol
>>157744984>TLaw
>>157744914Vegas does. When you have the reffies backing you up, you can't lose! What a mitzvah your people have!
>>157745018Who do you think they hate more dumb tranny
>>157744873..anon..you do know the demographics of California, right?
>>157745025Do you have the academic Nobel prizing winning PHD paper all fired up and ready to go?
Chiefsfags are so nervous
>bears win Superbowl >caleb comes out as gayDEI script is in
Been eating beans this morning and im dropping some pungent nvkes in bed
>>157745032the vikeks could win the NFCN 10 years in a row and i'd still hate the packucks more
>>157745037Yeah and
>>157745034Isn’t it mostly Mexican and Chicano?
>>157745042Is he actually gay or are you guys just memeing?
>>157745037I always get a lil nervous till that first cock comes through the gloryhole, then instincts take over
>>157745054memeing just like with arod
>>157745042Even worse>Burrs win DEI owl>Gayleb admits it was all a ruse and comes out as straight>LGBT2+ABC terrorists bomb Soldier Field>the administration uses this excuse to declare martial lawIt will be the end of America.
>>157745049there's a shit ton of slants in cali
So who’s winning the NFC west?
>broncos win and queef fans make excuses or just leave for a week>chiefs win and bronkeks fans spiral at the thought of the dynasty starting back upidk which one i want to happen tbhwy
>>157745045That's because green gay was king of the trash hill for 30 years
>>157744788>>157744819>>157744856>>157744856The Bo Nix spazz Spazzing out all last year about Bo NixSpazzing out all off-season about Bo NixSpazzing out all week about Bo Nix This dude spends more time thinking about Bo Nix then whoever Bo Nix's lover isBo Nix day is finally here and this dude is going to be cumming all over himself all day kicking it all upHere we go!
>>157745066Any of the four can win the division at this point.
>>157744808this is Drew Lock. you don't have to say anything nice about him because he's a multi millionaire super bowl winner with a hot sow wife who is pumping out his spawn. so take this L bitch ass Lock haters and keep sucking at life
>>157745069calm down queefie have some ice cream im just about to make a fresh batch
>>157744902This isn't a self-heem. This is Brian Flores running blitzes in preseason because he has an axe to grind against the Giants because they ran a sham coaching search where they knew they were hiring Brian Daboll and not him.
>>157745054>>157745058They both really really like women.
Hey Bronkeks
>>157745054He paints his nails anonHe's from California He got molested in DC during pizzagate
>>157745079I bet his wife isn't all that hot.
Jaxson Dart is now 2-0 against the Cowboys
Why aren’t the Seahawks getting more hype? They literally just won the SB
>>157745089Why are you posting the Ref's trophies?
>>157745097they still have the ghostman at QB
>>157745083Bo Nix spazz is promising to stay calm after chimping out about Bo Nix every second of the last year and now he's getting shyGetting interesting
>>157745086I know, but it's a Dart webm and it's the only one I have.
>>157745097They play boring but effective football. The media wants big plays and hype.
>>157745097Because they’re boring and the last owl was boring. They could very well go again but nobody cares.
Crazy how the kiwi mindbroke so many people here kek
>>157745097They're a defense first team so they're considered "boring" by the national media
>>157745097They're boring
It's funny how the zoomer bussy and zesty posting gets under their skinThey win but you can tell they're still seething since the memes and narrative are something they despiseThey'd kill to have a dan campbell as the star of their team and who people think about.
>>157745131That’s not true, the LOB was a defensive team too. It’s just this current iteration of Seahawks that’s boring
>>157745094let's see your wife anon
FIRST MONDAY MINA PIC OF THE SEASON!
>>157745014>if
>>157745148I genuinely hope you get arrested
>>157745148Yuck
>>157745148Brainless cooze
Tranny here. Jesus CHRIST do I hate the Queefs
>>157745054He’s gay I know cause I sucked him off in 2024
>>157744979You have to try it first bro
>>157745160getting your dick sucked doesn't make you gay
>>157745097Drew Lock MINDFUCKED the entire rest of the league.
>>157745094
>>157745161>BRAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>157745153Bo Nix spazz, you ok?
>>157745054He has a GF, but still comes off as a zesty buck.
>>157745168Am I crazy for thinking he had a better chance than Darnold? His rust was shaken off in the preaseason
>>157745148*gets mogged by random Chiefs Kingdom queen*What’s going on with coastie standards these days
>"franchise" black quarterback>play like shit>their friends and family start aggressively DMing random fans on the internetwhat did they mean by this
>>157745175nice of bo to find himself a woman with the same 40 year old looking skin that he has, how charming!
>>157745182It's literally just one stalker
Being gay is fine if you're a top like rodgers
>>157745181Maybe a little. I was thinking something along the same lines, but he was never taking snaps with the 1's on the field. Team just has a lot of depth.
Eagles O line is still really good, our D line is just GREAT :)
>>157745178I have a GF and like fembussydoesn't make me a gay
>will never be #32 in the power rankings in you're are path
>blo dix
>>157745148We need the new stadium already I’m so tired of this poverty franchise looking hole
>>157745204We don't do that gay AI shit here
>>157745066Cardinals
>>157745196>>157745181on some level it's possible. pats D was game planning for darnold, but seahawks O was doing the sameoverall darnold has a higher ceiling and lock is due for an arm punt once or twice a game, glad to see he didn't have any last week
>>157745204Very cool. We definitely do shit like that here
I hope Wentz stays a starter and takes the Vikings far
What team is the USA?what team is Iran?
>>157745227I wanted Murray to win despite being mediocre for maximum seethe from all camps, especially murraytruthers who think he's an MVP candidate held back by the cardinals
Lmao at the Chargers schedule after Week 2. Losing to the Cardinals was a huge fuck up.
>>157745227same, but not too far
>>157745225Bo Nix spazz, why are you all of a sudden not spazzing out about Bo Nix? This is your big day, you've been jerking off to this every day for the last year
Bo Nix has future backup vibes
>>157745194It’s not even gay at that point
And the winner of the Murray vs. JJ battle for QB1 of the Vikings is…CARSON WENTZ!!!
>>157745238Trade Herbert and draft a qb kek
>>157745234So you dont know?
A real heterosexual fucks a man once to see if he likes it or not.
>>157745243congrats to bo for getting pregnant at the same time as his wife!
>>157745249Kino!
>>157745238I hate vertical schedules.
>>157745256Sometimes dozens of times
That's a top like Rodgers, caleb takes the cock he doesnt give it
>>157745243I'm getting ready for work i won't even be able to watch the game. I may be able to catch the last half of the 4th quarter if i speed home but yea mostly I'll just be checking the score every 20 minutes and maybe dropping the odd shitpost
>>157745204Then a white QB came in, and despite the refs trying to give the game to the packers the Kangz pushed their shit in
Based Brou disclaiming dem boyz
Have you ever actually been inside of a man?It’s quite nice. Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
Has a scientific study been done to see if gay players perform better?
The A is for "I Apologize for believing in the Cowboys"
>>157745285you should stick your dick into >>157745284and tell us the results of your study
>>157745293People actually watch that shit?
What team besides the cowboys have a large enough fanbase that they never really have road games?
>>157745238that was the flattest harbaugh led performance i've ever seen I can't imagine they are actually that bad
>>157745293lel
>>157745295Sorry but I only take dickAlso go Chiefs!
>>157745304The Rams never have home games, does that count?
>>157745097defensive team without an super stars on defense. JSN is the biggest star on the team
>>157745293look at the schnoz on that thing
>>157745304It's certainly not never, but the Bears have home games all over the country. They're easily the largest market that's not split between multiple teams.
>>157745278OhhhhhhhhhNooóooooooHoly Shit Quit your job bro!This is your time to shine Your entire life is built around spazzing out about Bo NixEveryone at work will understand I mean you literally have Bo Nix tattooed across your forehead Did you fuck up at work and this is your punishment?What's going on bro?
>>157745316it looks like you could pick him up using the schnoz as a handle
>>157745312They’re playing the chargers later this season, that’ll be a rams home game
Should Cleveland fire Coach Monken and replace him with Coach Monkey?
Forgot that Dorance Armstrong was back next week. On God we sack Dak 5 times
You're laughing? Coach Todd Monkey is a 60 year old first time head coach being put through an absolute humiliation ritual and you're laughing?
>packers get good>everyone jokes about rodgers being gay>bears get good>everyone jokes about caleb being gay and black>lions get good>everyone talks about how based and high T dan campbell is
>>157745054the /nfl/ closet faggot has been sexually obsessed with caleb williams and insists on projecting his closeted homosexuality onto a straight guy he wishes was a faggoty bitch like himself. you should never fall for a "forced meme" on 4chan.
>>157745284your moms addicted to it
>>157745304https://www.espn.com/nfl/attendance/_/year/2025/sort/awayTotal
>>157745334You better not be saying what I think you’re saying you coward
gayleb truly is a zesty buck kek
>>157745352Being inside of a man?
>>157745339He's gonna resign soon
Caleb Williams, your 2026 NFL MVP
>Mark Sanchez arrested>Jets win against the TitsMaybe... the Jets will be good this year???
Did we hurt Herberts bussy?
It's hilarious how butthurt burrsfags get about their gay bottom black QB especially after they spammed about rodgers being gay for decades
>>157745341We're not joking Caleb probably is gay and that's completely fine, half the people here are gay tooRodgers is also probably gay and that's really cringe and lame
>>157745339It feels like Todd Monken asked a genie to make him an NFL head coach and the genie got back at him by making him HC of the Browns who are somehow more hopeless than ever
>>157745238It's time to admit that Herbert will never be the guy. Harbaugh needs to put in Lance so they can tank for Manning. Archie didn't let Eli play for chargers but Arch will have no choice.
>>157745369Let's see if they beat the Packers
Any grown man that paints his nails, is a faggot.
Quick bearbros, post ben johnson so we don't look gay!
>>157745374I don't really care that A A ron is gay but its funny how bad he is at hiding it.
>>157745386He's gay too
>>157745377He still has 1 re-roll left
>>157745341that's because people find those iterations of the packers and the bears to be actual threats. meanwhile, the lions receive positive feedback as everybody knows the lions are not an actual threat. women and faggots are nicer to you if they think you're a harmless pussy. your inability to realize this lets me know that you're almost certainly another "lifelong lions fan" (circa 2022) who is still in denial about the fact that campbell is a cheerleader and the real head coach is now the HC of the bears. lol faggot.
>>157745394At least Caleb kinda teases itI think he'll come out if they win a Superbowl
>>157745371Please be nice to Drew Lock next week.
Who's the favourite out of the NFC?
>>157745377Arch is trash
>>157745404>>>15774540749ers or Bears
Caleb's bussy might be too powerful
>>157745404The Cards
>essaykek burrsfags get so fucking mad that gayleb has made them the sissified faggots of the flyovers
>>157745404Cardinals
>>157745397lmfao
how the fuck are you supposed to watch games on sunday without using schizo multiscreens
>>157745404Absolutely the Cardinals.
Name me all the ways Purdy is better than Love or Dak. Purdy isn’t even the best QB in his division. Stafford is
>>157745304Steelers
>>157745419Beautiful ElegantConfident She's the type of girl Herbie needs
>burrs haven't beaten a non-NFCN playoff team in 16 years>they think they're a threat lmao they really do think beating green gay means they're a Superbowl team
>>157745404The Super Bowl champions
>>157745424Redzone, it's not even hard.
>Rams are the only NFCW team that lost
>>157745426Kek well crafted bait anon
>>157745426He has less raw arm talent, but is more accurate and makes better decisions
>>157745424You pick one game to watch live and then watch highlights of the other games later. If the game you picked is exceptionally shit you are free to change it.
>>157745419imagine whiffing that sweaty kimchi ass after standing in the sun for this photo shoot
Turdbert has become shelaw before she got gud. All hype, no wins
Why is it stat padding when Stafford does it but it's not when gayleb does it?
>>157745466The Bears defense is awful enough that the game was still in reach
Why does JJ love Dak so much?
>>157745466His name doesn't work with it
How the fuck did Watson get so fucking bad?
>>157745482He hasn't played football in like two years
Bears will see the offense record and then lose immediately in the playoffs
>>157744819https://youtu.be/nKUR4ssTw4c?t=468
>>157745341Because Rodgers is an unironic fruit and Williams is a nancy boy who paints his nails and cries in his mommy's arms when he loses gamesCampbell's just some meathead former TE and not even a starting QB I'm not even sure why you're bringing him up instead of Goff who's also about as generic white guy as you can get
>>157745404nfc west - seahawks (the rams AND niners are both overrated)nfc east - not the cowboysnfc north - bearsnfc south - probably the saints and i am not kiddingafc west - chiefs if they win tonight, broncos otherwiseafc east - billsafc north - ravensafc south - jaguars if the browns weren't shit but they are so it's the texans
>>157745482He's been undergoing some questionable new training methods
>>157745404I'm thinking the Cardinals and Jacoby Brisket
>>157745507I fucking love this little retard.
>>157745426Shitford has never been better than Purdy at any point in his life
Kiwi real quiet today
Rodgers isn't a fruit he's masculine gay like the ancient greeksIt's gayleb who is a feminine bottom gayGayleb would never go against the public narrative either like Rodgers did (he's our 4chanian guy like novaxx)Gayleb is pure reddit
>>157745507He's done with Justin he's going all in on his Caleb dickriding
POV: You've been hired as HC of the Cleveland Browns and must start either Shitdeur or peanut oil
I wish there were Charger fans. Would be so satisfying to make fun of them
>>157745506>saints>had 0 points and 2 ints halfway through the 3rd>only came back because the lions let the foot off the gas and thought they had an easy winKek Shough is garbage
157745414>he said to no one, failing to yield even a single (you)
>>157745526scared mahomie gonna own him again keeek
>>157745529Tom shouldn't you be getting ready to stream the game
>>157745526Ravens/Wions/Broncos/Cardinals broship is currently undefeated faggot. Soon to be 4-0 mmhmmmm 'fraid so
>>157745538O I am laffin
>>157745530at least caleb is on his home team
>>157745424Redzone when my team isn’t on, skimming the redzone thread when my team is on
>>157745505Campbell unironcially psyopped the entire league into going for it on 4th, he's more influential than any coach in the last 20 years (belicheck got exposed)
kek the team of manly ditka and muh unstoppable defense reuced to sucking a gay black bottom mans cock
>>157745539>only came back because the lions got gassed and aren't as good a team as i thoughtfixed for the non ball knower in denial
>>157745526yeah dudes a fat bitch kek. he'll disappear into a bottle of VB when bo implodes in the 2nd quarter
>>157745424I livestream my team and use ESPN in another tab during commercials to scorewatch the other games
>>157745548You're the biggest faggot on this site and thats impressive when you look at /v/ and /vg/
>>157745569The Lions aren't a good team but they're better than the Saints 100000000000000000000000%
>>157745482His cases started in 2020.
>>157745482The suspension and then ACL tear back to back killed him
B+ grade through one game. There's actually an offense there, but they need to figure out the interior OL issues of they want an offense that isn't just Jalen Hurts pulling rabbits out of a hat
I need to stop letting a stupid football team determine my mood for a while week...
>>157745438
>>157745602Yeah when they're against a bottom five team they look positively respectable
>>157745582strictly speaking, i totally agree.
>>157745605I got over the Patriots loss in like ten minutes and I promise we have more expectations than whatever team you're rooting for
BREAKING NEWSThe NFLs top scientists are proud to announce they've discovered a metric the NFC North is NOT dead last in!
>>157745482Didn't care enough about football to develop his game with the Texans and then he sat for too long and the game passed him by. Now he has the attitude of a hotshot young prospect and no ability to back that attitude up.
>>157745619You sound like a fake fan
>>157745623Bears Jaguars owl
>>157745438If both teams can score at least 8 tonight the Rams will be the lowest scoring team in the NFL.
Goof did fumble
Bengals Bears owl
if you beat the steelers you are goodif you lose to the steelers you are badsimple as
>>157745339>>157745508>>157745530>>157745548Bo Nix spazz l, did you get to work at Hungry Jacks yet? Get yourself set up to listen to the game on the radio, you can use your phoneDo you need me to do your Bo Nix spazzing for your while you're serving burgers? What's going on bro?
>>157745623Buccs cheated by getting Brady into the worst division.
Why is the jesterguild so dogshit in the playoffs? Do they just antistrat each other too hard?
>>157745619>expectations Your WR1 is on IR, the guy you paid like a WR2 plays like a WR4, and your defense is straight mid. All your offseason moves suggested you thought you’d win games 27-17 but your staff coaches like the goal is winning 13-10. All that and you have legit hard games coming up
>>157744928>played the browns>playing the cowboys >playing the TexansAllen is the most impressive one here. Good games by all, but Houston's defense is elite and he tore them up.
>>157745581Now type that again without crying
the thing with the bears lions and vikings fans will never see a superbowl win ever
why do so many raider fags miss Oakland? Vegas has a booming economy and the stadium is a lot nicer
>>157745649Apparently the throwing motion is all that matters and not the direction now
>>157745671Now you jinxed it
>>157745582Well obviously, they won, but the gap is small. Obviously since they only won by 1 point but they almost lost by 1 pount as well. Almost losing isn't something that good teams should strive for but it's not nearly as bad as actually losing. Still I think Dan Campbell should tell his team not to almost lose on Thursday against the Bills but I'm afraid in doing so they'll decide the best way to not almost lose is to actually lose.
Reminder that baseball is going into a lockout because Detroit Lions fans reduced to trade a pitcher to green bay packer fansFlyover crabs in a bucket literally took down pacoswing
imagine not being undefeated lol
>>157745675Oakland was a football city, everybody loved the Raiders. Vegas is a hockey town that only tolerates the Raiders.
So is Bryce...good?
>>157745692your team and bus rider QB look worse than last year
>>157745705How many rings does your QB have?
>>157745704Jury is still out. He made some good throws but Chicago's defense looked rough
>>157745684nah you know when a franchise is perma shitand those 3 are
>>157745704no but burrsfags will claim he isReminder this is a team that goof put 52 points up against last year
>>157745704He's always been good with a healthy O Line it's just that eggheaded DC selling his offensive performancesAnyone else in that job and he beats the Rams in the playoffs and possibly the Bears too
>>157745704We won't know until he plays a team with a defense
>>157745675Isn’t Vegas turning into a ghost town?
>>157745711This many
>>157745735bears have a top 10 defense though
>>157745742What team does he play for right now?
>>157745742This guy lives in the present
With the Rams, Packers and Patriots exploding I think we are overlooking how fucking overrated and insufferable Faker Gayfield is.
>>157745761>scrambletard QBs when they aren't the mutt
Why do Florida teams always make Mexicans seethe Is it because based Cubans and argies run Miami, the agartha of the Latinx?
>>157745611What other games that have happened this season can we use to grade the offense?
>>157745721Historically yeah, but man we really don't have any ground to talk shit until the Pack right the ship. Look I hate the Bears too, but they put up fucking 60 yesterday
As a real ball knower, Jags scare the shit out of me and im deathly afraid of facing them. More so than any other team
Kelce is going to have a heart attack on the field because he’s too old and fat
>Florida team>White QBRecipe for melties
>>157745670Bo Nix spazz what's a matter? You have spazzed out about Bo Nix in over 30 minutes now. You ok, bro? You need me to spazz out for Bo Nix for you until you pull yourself together?
Win or lose Kelce wins he might be the first man to really have it all I also heard he is 8"+
>>157745791jags bengals afccg for sure
>>157745686but skubal was traded to the dodgers and it's the owners who are causing the lockout you weird faggot.
>>157745805Damn Kelce is a midget if true
If the Donkeys get BTFO the Kiwi has to post his bussy
I somehow feel the Jacksonville Cincinnati conference championship will get less media attention than the Chicago San Francisco one
Big fan of Bo and his posters :)Best seethe creator of last season
coach monke sticking with peanut oil monke
>>157745805
My Nixers...
>>157745791The team that worries me the most is the Cowboys, not because they are good but they seemed so eager to injure players at the end of the game. They give me bountygate Saints vibes, definitely a team where opponents will win the battle but lose the war.
>>157745758The Sunshine State Son Slurpers
>>157745825catb owls are a hard sell, otherwise goodell would have already forced them
>The NFL gave us a whole day to shitpost about the BroncosMaybe I was wrong about Goodell.
Fun fact for the genny Bo nix got further in the 2025 playoffs than the entirety of the NFCN.
>>157745704>Bears defense
>Jordan Love is actually good bro
Mahomes is washed, Kelce is old, Reid is senile, the o-line is shit, the defense is porous
>>157745863mahomeswinsanywaylol
It's insane how much natural aura bo hasOnly brock purdy and jlaw can compareMakes gayleb look incredibly forced
what will the packers record be once Micah returns?
>>157745862why would you post a chart thats too small to read?
>>157745868Retarded
Why would you put a big division game week 1 on Monday night?
>refs literally hand the cowboys two touchdowns and call over 100 yards of penalties against the giants>refs watch Skat's head get ripped off by the most blatant facemask penalty ever and don't call it>next play call a guy for a false start that didn't even move>STILL lose in embarrassing fashion and Dak gets outplayed by DartAbsolutely embarrassing loss. If it weren't for the Patriots and Maye playing so bad this would be the most humiliating loss of the week.
>>157745874They're still finishing with a losing record this year. I'll say 6-11
bo nix and jaxson dart give me the ick
>>157745872>It's insane how much natural aura bo has
>>1577458740-23
I don't recommend sports betting, but you can easily double your money on Denver tonight
>>157745885Pats are top five but Chargers and Rams are easily the worstPackers is awful too
>>157745874probably even, remember the big game is christmas day so they gotta WWE shit up till then
>>157745832He shakes it off shakes it off :3
>>157745882is... is that an unusual thing to do?
The Giants defense is going to be legion if boom tier in a year or two
>My reffies are washedIt’s not fair
>>157745892Jaxson is fair but why Bo?
>>157744788>>157711430>he didnt listen
>>157745897This week had a lot of really bad football when you think about it.
Blo dix throws nix six Try saying that three times in a row
>>157745901I feel like it's a bad idea in the era of "fuck preseason". Did Mahomes even play?
Kelce is retarded
Let's all remember to thank the giants and the glorious East Coast for raping and gaping enemy texican Chicanos for us
>>157745916no and he usually does play in preseason
>>157745910Have you ever even kissed a girl
>>1577458741-6
>>157745910Flacco would 100% give the ring to the forces of darkness.
>>157745791They play the Broncos next week (blew them out in Denver last year) and come home to face the Patriots week 3. I think we'll have a pretty good idea of where they stack up in the AFC soon.
>>157745912i've watched this guy for years kek
>>157745910Geno and Goof jump into Mt. Doom because they want to save the world but can't give up the ring.
>>157744928Kek
>>157745924Texas Chicanos are culturally white. Enjoy Mamdani lmao
>>157745096Arlen county BTFO
>>157745910>Famous Jameis>leads by far the most entertaining ring quest in history but ends up throwing the ring into triple coverage, ending it all
Undefeated.
>>157745950
Feels like just yesterday Winston was stealing crab legs where did the time go
Has a team with no defense ever won the Superbowl?
>>157745945Arlen is in Heimlich County though.
>>157745903Coaching difference is still so underrated by fans. Lamb and Pickens needed a push off to get 70 yards and a TD from Banks, Newsome and Dru Phillips.
Favre won his first ring at 27Rodgers won his first ring at 27Love ____ at 27
>>157745704yeah i mean we're you sleeping last season? he's got some good weapons and better than guys that get glazed like bustin sherbert and jordan love
>>157745970He already missed it dude
>>157745970gaped his bussy
>>157745970buck broken
>>157745892Jaxson induced melty?
>>157745970was the 7th seed
JJ McCarthy was voted most likely to successfully steal the ring but dance in celebration only to trip and fall into Mt Doom
>>157745868say it with me6(SIX) and 11(ELEVEN)
>>157745959I feel bad for college players who finished before NIL. Yeah guys like Jameis got a bag but most of them didnt make it to the NFL and ended up becoming gym teachers.
>>157745960This only goes to 2022 but obviously '23, '24 and '25 had top tier defenses
Darnold literally, unironically hurt his bussy.
bo nix, bix nood, nix bood, thro pix, blo dix, no chix, no fix dont matta choofs win 2nite
>>157745990>I should be paid to go to collegenobody forced them to play kek, NIL is retarded for retarded people who rightfully can't find jobs outside sports.
>tfw you lived to see raiderfags become the most sane AFCW posters
What do you think the cowboys record will be this season?What about the Packers?
The Chiefs are finished in our books
>>1577460135-116-10
How about them CHIEFSSSSS andreiddabbin.exe
I thought we were going 0-17
Chiefs are lame and gay
>>157746026There’s 17 games anon
>>157745011So chikaner is a Jeet. I knew it
>>157745998The NFL unironically needs more bussy awareness, these hurt bussies have gone on for far too long
>>157745983Early front runner for wigger of the year (WOTY).
>Patriots-Seahawks Super Bowl rematch viewership down 11% from last year's NFL opener. Least watched opener in 4 yearsLet’s never watch these shit teams play again, thank u
>>157746007I agree that people shouldn't be paid to play college sports but imagine being one of the guys who graduated right before college players started getting paid millions. That's unlucky as hell.
Herbert just needs more help
I'm raging like a retard in the MLF press conference livestream right now. Very cathartic
J.D Vance and Trump will be at the game
>>157746053Granny pussy is underrated
>>157746049I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact the game was played on a fucking Wednesday.
>>157746014Grandpa status?
>>157746048He is still biologically white
>>157746044you sure about that?
>>157746053imagine if they made out haha ewww
>>157746046In exactly 227 days.
>>157746059Chiefs loss confirmed
>>157746037I said a few days ago that you wouldn’t. Please thank me for believing in you.
>>157746059Oh, God, we're getting a The Sum of All Fears situation, aren't we?
>>157745374>>157745394Caleb has my respect for being unashamed and a tough faggot. Rodgers used to bitch like a woman after every tap and flop around.
>>157746065This. There were boomer normalfags at my work who thought that the Australia game was the season opener.
iggles desu
>>157746071
>mfw bo fags and kiwicope spam after broniekeks get BTFO tonight
>>157745983>>157746048The black community loves Jaxson Dart
Eagles bros how we feeling? are we in for another season of barely winning every game while looking like shit until it collapses?
>>157746049Their uniforms don’t go well together, it’s just ugly, like I’m watching a football game held on an episode of the young and the restless
Vikingsbro, how we feeling?Ready to get booty-blasted by the Bears or is there a chance?
>>157746093>Screenshoting YouTube comments This a new low even for 4chan standards gg
>>157746072Nothing hotter thab oldwr/younger lesbian pr0n
>>157746094All signs point to yes
The Chiefs haven’t won a game in over 6 months
>>157746059Trump loves my Chiefies, not surprising
>>157746094Once again, there's a new OC who is trying to do his thing but you can Sirianni has his hands too much in the offense again. It'll take until week 4 or 5 for Sirianni to fuck off so we can have a shanny offense.
>>157746105U watching that right now?
>>157746105This image is antisemitic
I really am starting to hate this team>McVay said the club isn’t sure if Donald will play Week 2 in prime time versus the 1-0 New York Giants on Sept. 21.>"We haven't decided that yet,” McVay said of Donald. “He's gonna continue to work his process, and we'll see what it looks like.">If Donald isn’t able to play, a once vaunted-looking defensive front on paper will be rather thin on the field>source nfl.comThis is one of the biggest scams this team has pulled out. They knew garret wasnt 100% they know Aaron donald isnt going to come back. All for what? Season pass ticket sells? Like come the fuck on if feels like they are fleecing fans at this point. Luckily their aren't any rams fans so the majority of the sales come from opposing fanbases
>>157746105>Expo 2012damn she must be decrepit by now
its funny how raped both the bears and vikings are by green gay while the lions somehow evaded severe mental traumaDouble funny since green gay fans seemingly don't even think about minnesota, complete one sided rivalry
>>157746111that's true for 15 other teams too
>>157746138Raiders won
>>157746099Angry drunks need to have their alcohol privileges taken away. Throwing a tantrum like a child is pathetic.
>>157746142you lost lmao
>>157746099kek what a fudgepacker
>>157746138abloo bloo faggot you ramsniggers have been spoiled rotten since McVay got there. you faggots were spamming all summer how good you'd be and deserve to finish behind the cardinals
>>157746142What was the deal with the intended to pass non-fumble
>>157746138Not to mention blowing your first round pick on a bust
>>157746151Getting drunk and breaking shit is American AF you commie bitch
>>157746138get fucked kekyou deserve worse btw
>>157746157KWAF
>t-this must be an enemy jesterkek they're so mindbroken Football is a coastGOD game lil leadhead
>>157746170it's the literally the rule
>>157746164Biggest fairweather fake fans it's not even close
>>157745897Rams at least played a good team in their own division, and have the excuse of "oh Garrett was hurt and Donald didn't play! sleep schedule too!" Though it was of course still a bad loss.Chargers losing to the fucking Tardinals, Packers getting dominated by the Vikings 2nd stringer, and even though they're already a bottom feeder, it's inexcusable to get dicked down at home by the Jets, so shame on the Titans for that.
>>157746170Reffies had to do a make up call for that phantom Fumble Gibbs had earlier in the game.Those refs were wild in general just making shit up.
>>157746164Hey I didnt buy into the hype because I actually know better but what the rams are doing is fraud. This is becoming a performance rather than the team and i hope they burn in hell for this shit
>>157746184Can you explain? I was under the impression the ball going backwards from the hand was the determinative factor.
>>157746138doesn't matter, as long as they're healthy and have momentum going into the playoffs they can beat anybody. nobody cares about the midseason champs that come and go every year
>>157746138I thought The Faggot Mongrel was going to return in even better form that he retired in
>>157746190>Old injured team>Good teamOh I'm laffin
>>157746176Stop acting like a fucking sperg when people are trying to have a good time. If you want to get angry drunk you should drink at home at beat your wife like all the other trash.
>>157746138>no Myles>no Donald>traded VerseGood thing you spent that first round pick on Ruben Bain, right? You didn’t do anything silly like draft a QB3 overall, did you?
Don't really care for Chiefs but hoping my boi KW3 does well
>>157746200>lose 6 games in a stacked nfc westThat would literally be the most retarded plan ever. They wont even make it into the wild card if they went that route
>>157746198The NFL loves to rerun old scripts.>Packers choke in the playoffs>Refs vs Lions>Saints get screwed vs Goff>Bills choke in the big moment
>>157746170I've never seen this in action ever in my life. It's always been ball goes backwards = fumble. I've never seen an incomplete backwards throw. If your arm goes forward and the ball goes forward and you get hit, that's one thing, but if you're trying to throw and end up getting hit and throwing it backwards I don't know how that's not a fumble.
>>157746206You sound like one of those Japs crying about the seats going back, your rage is matched only by your impotence
>>157746207>Ruben Bainhis rookie debut must have been incredible right?
>>157746207>Ruben Bainoh nonononono
>>157746223>refs vs LionsOh like that obvious fumble that was ruled incomplete because muh "intent"?
>>157746205I'm not saying the niners are worldbeaters, especially with how old and beat up they are, but if you think they're an outright bad team then you're delusional. They're a good team. I wouldn't put money on them to win it all, but they're still a good team.
is it bad if it hurts to breathe after drinking coffee? does anyone else get this?anyway go bills
The Rams do not have a path to the playoffs
>>157746229>>157746231he just went up against the very formidable bengals OL. have patients
>rams could've had two young pass rushers>instead thought trading for a 30yo guy who beat up on dogshit OLs in the AFC and bringing a 40yo fat guy out of retirement was the bigger optionexcuse me but, what? why isn't their GM fired yet?
I swear there have been fumbles where the QB just loses control of the ball in the forward motion and it ends up going backwards out of his hands. Why does the rule apply differently there?
>>157746103Who gives a shit? I've been told that this website has been on a catastrophic decline since like 2010
>>157746198if the QB's arm is bumped/hit by a defender while in the throwing motion it's considered an attempted forward pass. similar to how that also negates intentional groundingpersonally, I didn't know that the windup is considered part of the throwing motion
>>157746226Brown mentality. All your friends hate being around you when you throw an autistic fit in public BTW.
>>157746234Just following the script.
>>157746247If they intended to score a touchdown, it isn't a fumble
Friendly reminder of the Objective Superiority Of CoastGODS in this sport
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>>157746257You wouldn’t know because you don’t have any (I do) (they don’t)
>>157746268Too soon
>>157746247"altered by a defender"hitting the arm specifically, apparently
>>157746059>a couple of losers will be at the gameholy cringe
>>157745944Mamdani is based, get off your echo chamber
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>>157746112would suck left's tits and toes
