Bears 49ers conference championship
>Wigger QBs
Why is the NFCN so dogshit in the playoffs?
>tfw lock goes 3-1 as a starter this season
>people still rank Herbert over Hurtswhat IF herbert was good though?!
>>157746272SOVL
>>157746272>Blaxson DarkCant trust em.
Tonight is the night my quarterback RAPES and HUMILIATES this horrendous Chiefs squad.
>>157746284>>157746252Thx for clarification. IMO a rule that needs to be changed yesterday
>>157746264shes a baddie
Reminder that the bears have not beaten a non-leadhead team in the playoffs for 16 years and despite every advantage choked against the lambs
>>157746272Kelce is going to lose the blackest white guy belt for sure.
>>157746280why 1999?
soon
The Eagles have like 1-2 more seasons left at most of being a top roster in the NFL. The Oline is already gradually going to shit and the offense as a whole is looking like they'll be facing the same issues as they were last year.
>>157746271That wouldn't go well for Gayleb. Just like with Erin the dreams of SF bussy would drain his QB power.
>>157746309just wait until you see the giganigga they drafted
>>15774630325 years as of the chart being made >>157746302He never had it. Tryhard dweebs do not count
>>15774630325 years as round number for anything recent or semi recent
>>157746309trust in Hurts
4 > 3 I do believe
>>157746308same guy who thought drake maye would win super bowls btw
Jaxson Dart will be a MVP finalist this year
>>157746308He went to Michigan>>157746326He's a Patriots fan
So since the season is a bust where do the rams actually go from here? They don't have any picks coming up so trades are the only viable option. No one is going to take miles so they are stuck with him so it has to be some of their other pieces>>157746264
>>157746325I'm real impressed methsouri "people" can do Boolean logic.
>>157746319Caleb is the one who gets his bussy blasted though
>>157746331Yeah he'll be in the top 32 lmao
>>157746309they are shit already
>>157746323>Trustin Hurtsbert
>>157746309>The Oline is already gradually going to shitgood, fuck the eagles. their fans have gone 20 years without knowing what a bad offensive line actually looks like
>>157746321>>157746322should just do post realignment
Previous with more Bo Nix splurging >>157744788
>>157746346That defeats the point of laughing at the Bills, Jets and Dolphins.
YOU there! of all the teams who have never won a super bowl, who has the best and the worst shot to do so this year?>Bengals>Bills>Browns>Cardinals>Chargers>Falcons>Jaguars>Lions>Panthers>Texans>Titans>Vikings
>>157746346poor jester
>>157746350
>Baker Mayfield was blitzed at the second-lowest rate (11.1%), yet was pressured at the 10th-highest rate (38.9%) and his four sacks tied for fourth-most>Joe Burrow had the lowest pressure rate in the league (21.6%)is it too soon to say the bengals are pretty good?
Imagine a world where the player just handed back the ball to the ref. That would would speak more words than a dance.
>>157746331Dart will probably have a kaepernick-esque season. 20TDs, 5 picks, 3500 yards as the offense line improves to run the ball with options. Lamar was too dumb to keep up with what harbaugh wanted and he made him into a multi-MVP
>>157746325Inaccurate picture. The Chiefs' first plumberball trophy is so unfathomably ancient and irrelevant, they hadn't even named the trophy after Lombardi yet.
Are the nubears the first instance in NFL or maybe even sports history of a fanbase being split between traditional manly men boomers who worship ditka and Ben Johnson and are racist and would hang a man for being a fag and zesty mutt zoomers who are bussy-curious and paint their nails and are quite possibly on HRT?You can feel the tension
>>157746363browns, Jags
>>157746363The poor Vikings will never win an owl. Fucking cursed franchise
>>157746367Looking at those numbers. I can say that Mayfield is pretty gay.
>>157746367Yes
Patrick Mahomes' career ends tonight on the first sack of the game
>>157746363Bengals fixed their D. This is their year
>>157746271Would that even be entertaining?
I understand the Goff rule but disagree with the factual determination that he was making a throw that was altered by the contact, rather the contact jarred the ball loose in a fumble. Not a saints fan but wish they had won. That is all
>>157746326I think they're good as long as they don't play Seattle again.
waddle kw3harvey kelce
>>157746367>bengals fire all their assistants>suddenly team can function superbowl bound while herbert tards cry
>>157746391or any other good team
>every year people are told not to overreact to week 1>They overreact anywaysNow we have retards unironically saying that the Rams are done because Myles Garrett is gonna be out until mid October. We have people here who unironically think that the Rams' offense is going to be as bad as they were in Australia for the entire season. Dumbasses really think that the Rams' defense can't be serviceable without Myles. Genuinely, can any of you think further into the future than 1 day? I'm not some pretentious holier than thou type but a lot of you genuinely embody the worst stereotypes about sports fans.
>>157746384>Fred Warner gapes Gayleb in candlestickI think it would be cool
>>157746334It's week one hour retard and tbe Rams were Jetlagged
>>157746373That's been the 49ers fanbase forever. Every team in the NBA has also been like this for over a decade.
At least the Cowboys defence can’t get any worse>Overshown and Hooker both deadOh boy
>>157746400This would be a fair criticism were it week 5 and people were still harping. Week 1 hasn’t even ended yet, retard, there’s nothing else to go on.
>>157746400Wait Myles is out? Ouch. Im pulling out everything I got on the Rams.
Fuck that Jew Kraft for making me defend Macklemore>>157746397Maye beat the best defenses in the league lol He has struggled against Seattle but will improve. That frightens you (:
What did he mean by this bros
>>157746417Pats D won those games
>>157746412>being retarded is fine as long as it's week 1
>>157746400>without Mylesand Verse, and The Faggot Mongrel
>>157746415Aaron Donald is also having cold feet about returning.
>>157746420I think it means that Tom Brady made everyone laugh.
>>157746371>Old owls d-don’t count! The eternal cope of the poverty franchise
>>157746400True. Remember 2 seasons ago the Saints were high on the power rankings for the first two weeks because they blew out the cowboys...then they collapsed. Week 1 is literally pre season +
The Rams are done because Myles Garrett is gonna be out until mid October.The Rams' offense is going to be as bad as they were in Australia for the entire season.The Rams' defense can't be serviceable without Myles.
>>157746363>bestSame as the last 5 years, Bills>worstBrowns, but the falcons also look disastrous from a qb perspective
>>157746424Cope.
>>157746400>no Garrett, Verse, or Donald >took 2 slot Corners from the Chiefs just to play them outside What defense do the Rams actually have?
>>157746426yeseveryone gets a tard token or two. spend them wisely
Herbert is on pace to throw 17 interceptions this year.Tua is on pace to throw 0.
>>157746426>noooo you can only talk about offseason hype and predictions that I like reeeeeHow about you get fucked, board police?
>>157746442HRT that they slip into their opponents' gatorade
>>157746400The real answer is if they don't have their shit together by week 3, it's over.
Is The Faggot Mongrel physically unable to preform or is he just having second thoughts about playing another season at his advanced age?
still division leader
>>157746447can’t throw ints if you’re on the ir for glass bones
>>157746436true
>>157746433Just pointing out the ironclad, irrefutable fact that the Chiefs only have 3 Lombardi Trophies, anon. No need to get all offended about it.
Rashee “Nigger” Rice
When is Darnold returning?
>>157746420Brady unironically has the tism.
>>157746459bucs are in front because they lost by fewer points
My favorite player is Patrick Ricard.
4 > 3
>broncos go up without playinglol
>>157746447>Jimmy Gonorrhea >Pooa Turndaballova>Bustin ShitsquirtWhy does McDaniel get stuck with such mid qbs?
How would have things changed if the Australia game was played at SoFi in front of rams fans?
what are /nfl/s broships?
>>157746468you serious?
>>157746459>>157746474Isn't it by SoS in this scenario
kwabpackturd melty complicationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0fi7aDjEg8KEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>157746473>tfw the fins had eras of legendary qbs>tfw stomped by cousins raiders
>>157746400the offense won't be as bad. but there's no real reason to expect another MVP type year out of Stafford
LA’s seasons are over
Punching queefies via astral projection
>>157746404Yeah but old cis het white men haven't watched the NBA since the 60s whsn that mock guy was good.The bears have a bunch of 40+ year old white boomers who grew up worshipping ditka and the current team image is the anthesis of himIronic too since the 85 bears were all defense and their plan now is to win shootouts every week kekIt's ironic too since modern Chicago is African and Mexican to the gills
>>157746479>Vikings #9
>>157746481Anyone got that “record when the opponent scores 21+” chart? Jimmy G is elite.
>>157746492delicious
>>157746479That one interception took the Hawks to #1 and the pats out of the top ten kekThese lists are such engagement bait, it's so obvious
>>157746491sos for tiebreakers governs games already played, in which case both have an equal sos of 1.000
>>157746478So true
>>157746426So it’s ok for NFL teams to have a bad week 1 but internet posters are held to a higher standard? People need time to dial in their takes.
>>157746503You would not do that to me
>>157746468I'm as anti racist as it gets but I can't argue with that one
>>157746498why are white receivers so injury prone? none of these faggots can play 16 weeks
>>157746513>one
About to marathon the Cardinals vs Chargers highlights
>>157746403Hey retard. Miles is out indefinitely, no longer 4 weeks, and Aaron Donald isn't returning. Stafford looks like absolute dogshit and they have 0 depth. They are fucked even if they get players back mid season with how stacked the division is
>>157746498which LA?
>>157746485The last true broship was 49ers chiefs because KC kept taking old 49ers qbs. That ended after Superbowl LIV
>call out their faggot black QB and zesty fans>start seething about rival jesterskek leadheads are so raped
>>157746516Yes. I hold you bastards to a higher standard. You're better than this, anon.
>>157746523They actually go for it instead of pulling up or going t rex arms.
>>157746524Well, yeah. If that pass were completed no one would be talking about Maye. Broadcasters have insanely shallow views of how this game is played.People still consider the Rams a super team
>>157746485Depends on the week and lunar cycle
McVay let the steroids get to his head.
>>157746479kek flyovers finna seethe at this
>>157746523That Alec Pierce contract gets funnier every day.
>>157746523Crackers are naturally brittle
mahomeys acl gets re snapped tonight sending bad vibes into the universe
>>157746503Based
Fernando Mendoza >>>>>>> Bustin Turdbert
>>157746548well that's just science
>>1577464793 of these teams will not make the playoffs
>>157746529It’s still a broship because our owls are the ones that make the rest of the NFL world seethe the most and it highly amuses both of us when we rematch. There’s also genuine respect of the two best organizations in either conference compared to for instance, uppity upstarts that aren’t even capable of making the owl like the Lions or Broncos
>Week 1>My Phinnies aren't the undisputed worst team in the league
>>157746516Motherfucker that is what preseason is for. Don't tell me you weren't doing your offseason maintenance shitposting over the summer.
>>157746536this, the hawks are still a good team with drew but it's no question that they cannot be considered 1 until darnold is back and playing at a high level (no fuck ass turnovers)
Anyone else find the NFCN crab in a bucket mentality endearing?Especially when the rest of the league teams up to rape the daylights out of them in the playoffs every year
>>157746536>If
>>157746571Much like the Saints Lions game, everyone only wants to talk about the losing team. It's weird.
>>157746566browns look way worse
>>157746503For an entire year, a twenty-six-year-old Kiwi had made one thing his entire personality: Bo Nix.Every morning, every afternoon, every night—Bo Nix. Memes, arguments, rankings, screenshots, hot takes. The Kiwi posted about him so relentlessly that everyone had developed a Pavlovian response to seeing the name. He wasn't even particularly passionate about football. He just enjoyed annoying people.Then came the big Bo Nix game. Normally, the Kiwi would have posted forty-seven times before kickoff. Instead, hours before the game, he vanished.No memes. No arguments. No predictions.Everyone was stunned.Finally, someone asked him, “Where are you?”Ten minutes later, the Kiwi responded:“Work. Happy Jacks.”That was it.The group chat erupted.“YOU'RE AT WORK?”“ON BO NIX DAY?”“After posting about him for 365 straight days?”The Kiwi stared at the messages from behind the counter at Happy Jacks, fighting the urge to cry.
>>157746527It was never 4 weeks, just minimum of 4 weeks because that’s what the IR is. After that they have 21 days to bring him back or he gets placed on the season ending IR.
>>157746482>at SoFi in front of rams fans?I don’t understand the question
>>157746575The discussion is whether or not the Fox list is engagement bait. Hawks at #1 obviously isThe only way that game with the way they won it is worthy of #1 is if you think the Patriots are the second best team in the league right now
>>157746528Both teams are 0-1. Both teams are injuredSeason’s over, Rams and Chargers will be shipped to new cities. (Salt Lake City and Birmingham)
>>157746530(You) have personally altered dozens of "gay" photos and gifs of Caleb Williams that you obsessively post in every thread to "own the flyovers"maybe it's time to admit you have a certain peculiar fixation on da Bears QB
not reading any of that lol
>>157746581>twenty-six-year-old That nigga is definitely in his 30s now lmao
>>157746581he used to be a Ravens fan lol
>>157746581He’s 31
>>157746557>0 playoff wins>vs 0 playoff winsok
Kek his quarterback is black and he takes cocks in his bussy
>>1577465571. Bo Nix2. Kirk Cousins3. Fernando Mendoza4. Jarrett Stidham5. Justin Fields6. Patrick Mahomes7. Trey Lance-POWER GAP-8. Bustin Herbert
>>157746602Mendoza won CFB playoff games unlike Herbie (and yes the playoff existed when he was at Oregon)
>>157746308
>>157746529If we are going by that then it's probably 49ers/commanders. Bunch of players that have been on both teamsTrent Williams, Debo, Jake Moody, Chase young, that one Dline who's name I forgot, Aiyuk...not really but he almost joined the commiesOh and Commies GM was the assistant GM of the Niners and Shanahan used to be a coach for the commanders
How many of you uncs are older than your team's starting QB?
>>157746602potential for future playoff wins > hypothetical past playoff wins
Hello /sp/icsI am a sociopath looking to follow a team just as a way to continue my upward trajectory through social standing and the boomers I need to impress. I want to start following the Chiefs, because I find it the least humiliating.>owner is a devout Christian>they actually win superbowls>bonus cool kid points for being from thr NE but for some reason following the chiefs>my dad watches the Giants but they lame gay, owned by a jew, and incredibly brownI'm open to any team with a decent track record that isnt jewish.
>>157746617I'm 29 so I'm older than all the good ones
>This year will be the Bills’ ye-ACK
>>157746621Bad plan because the Chiefs are on the downswing.
It's funny to see which ones try to tide the full bussy association by spamming johnsons or trying to cherry pick non gay images of the zesty buckThey have not coordinated
>>157746625Kek
>>157746625RIP after tonightNik Bonito will do the Bills a solid
>>157746629No we aren’t. You just aren’t capable of understanding the fatigue of going to 5 super bowls in 7 years, poverty poor
>>157746616The 49ers and the post 1999 Browns also have a large overlap. It's funny because the old Browns and 49ers are the only teams that survived from the AAFC.
>>157746574Why wouldn't you wish the worst for the other teams in your division? You play against them the most. They stand directly in between your team and a guaranteed playoff spot. This isn't cfb where lames root collectively for their conference because it makes their school look better by association.
>black QBs all get mocked relentlessly >it's only the fans of the gay one who take it personally kek they're such sensitive boysvery in touch with their feminine side
>>157746621I think the lions are the team you're looking for
>>157746625>he is 30 years oldOh no "by the age of 29" bros, we got too cocky...
is Bustin Herbert the worst QB in the NFL?
>>157746650How many owls have they won?
>>157746621>bonus cool kid points for being from thr NE but for some reason following the chiefsThis doesn't come across as cool, it comes across as being a bandwagoning fag.
>>157746581>work>26>friendskeeekkkk that 45yo fat balding loser (still hasn't posted his hair kek) has never held a job in his life. he stans bo nix because like him hes carried by everyone else around him out of pity
>>157746659>Across his body into double coverage
>>157746657spiritually 2
>>157746656with the entire Falcons qb room in the league? No chance
>>157746657They won 1 in week 1 of the 2023 season.
>muh 2>0It’s actually 3=3, retards.
>>157746665>double coverageyou don't know ball.
>>157746659A dot but not a dragon
>>157746642That might be an argument if anyone in the NFCN was any good but they all get raped by other divisions especially in the playoffs. You're not the SEC or B1G lil bro you're the fucking pac 12. You're a bunch of retarded children playing king of the hill on a pile of trash
>>157746616Pierre Garcon, Vernon Davis and Jordan Reed as well.
>>157746656No. He's very overrated but I'd still take him over Kyler, Tua, Geno or whoever the Titans I have I can't be assed to Google him.
>heh cool offseason additions panturds, your PFF ratings are looking good!>*rips defense's asshole into a cavernous gaping blood-covered runway for swift and monongai*
only stat that matters.chiefs are 8-0 with this head ref tonight
>>157746676Well, neither does Caleb Williams.
>>157746659Williams is the only QB in the league that’s genuinely Mahomesian. Everyone else thinks they are and then they’re actually just CJ Stroud
>>157746436>stafford had to have the best year of his entire career for them to still lose in the NFCCG and almost lose to the bears>don't worry, Stafford will just be that great again and the defense will be even better!
>>157746665He threw that shit into the perfect spot. Elite QBs have that ability.
>>157746667what years did they spiritually win those 2
>>157746674reminder mahomes would've lost twice in 2020 if not for insane refball and tyreek running past a blown coverage 3 times in the 1st quarter
>>157746685>Xhe doesn't know the script changed
>all the big timeslots taken by coastGODS>cucked into third place in power rankings>flyovers have a meltie and start spamming kek
My Raidies :)
>>15774670023 and 24, last year was tough because they got too injured but looking for a third one in 26
>>157746706Jenny mogs this jewess
>>157746690uhhh chud the bears are good how dare you insult the jesterguild like that
>>157746492how long before they sour on Love?
>>157746707my team actually won the spiritual owl in 23, im afraid
Why is some faggot having such a melty today? What happened did you get upset at me shitposting about bustin KWABert? Don't blame me he sucked dog asshole
>>157746400>Now we have retards unironically saying that the Rams are done because Myles Garrett is gonna be out until mid October.Where are they getting pass rush? They gave up Verse for Garrett and Garrett is out for at least the first month of the season and we don't know how he's going to look when he's back.
>>157746706Temujin looks like that?
>>157746700Detoilets were so certain that they were going to win the owl after the week 1 super bowl victory that they think the NFCCG they lost was a fluke and if they had beaten the 49ers (they didn’t) they would have easily blown out the QUEEFS just like week 1 (they won by 1 point when Kelce and Chris Jones weren’t playing) but instead they lost to the 49ers who lost to the Chiefs which makes them spiritual owl winners because Lions > Chiefs in their deranged minds
>>157746719Temu has bigger titties and eyelashes
>xhe's a ravens fan again
>>157746705The steelers and choofs are spiritually coastal teams. The Jags and Chargers are spiritual flyovers.
Seahawks?
>>157746481>putting Jimmy G(oat) alongside Pooa and BustinJimmy G won games.
>>157746722And a massive cock.
Mahomes hatewatch tonight
>>157746687Jaxon Dart unironically looked like Mahomes yesterday. Moves like him, throws like him, more than what can be chalked up to Nagy.
>>157746729Yeah, mine
>>157746720You sound mentally ill
Who is the Mitch McConnell of the NFL?
>>157746659ZAMN WHAT A DART
My Chargies!
>>157746492rolfmaosubscribed
>>157746719Her arms don't have nearly as many scars as Temujin. Years of watching that team gives people serious issues with self harm.
>>157746736I accept your concession
>>157746732this nigga saved this pic to his device
>>157746736Yes that’s your favorite argument we know, still never makes sense
>>157746737Eric Bienimy
Mahomes is way more likable than Brady and you shitasses only hate him because he’s Black. Goes to show you what a chud-hole /nfl/ has turned into since Trump got elected.
Why does the NFL refuse to give the NFCN relevant timeslots?
>>157746736he wrote a 5000 word manifesto on an imaginary loins fanmentally challenged to say the least
>>157746737Is this dude dead or what?
>>157746745She doesn't even watch football she just clings to them as part of her identity like how she says she hates Puerto Ricans but used to listen to Daddy Yankee all the time.
>>157746291Yes he should be white like Justin Herbert or Zack Wilson
CHIEFIES WIN!!!!
>>157746752Our wions are playing the panturds in week 4 on SNF for some reason
>>157746737Mitch is doing suicide by cop?
>>157746763Performative bogged bitch
>>157746729…inside her. Mine, to be specific.
>>157746716>everyone who sees through you being a fat NEET is one personreminder mahomes owns you kekkkkk
>>157746403Next week they get Giantmogged
>>157746752nfl scheduling is controlled by boomers who are invested in the NFCE markets, probably fans of them also
>>157746736He wrote a 5,000 word manifesto accusing a bunch of us of being the "detoilet WebM spammer"
NFL Standings after Week 1The winner of Broncos @ Chiefs tonight will take the No. 1 spot in the AFCW and the loser will drop into last place behind the Chargers
kek bitchwi already crying
>>157746763woah boobies
>>157746583Alright so they are fucked then
WE ARE ALL THE WEBMSPAMMER
kiwi still got em bubbling kekchicanos will never recover
>>157746779>alreadyhe never isn't
>>157746755Crazy how you can always tell which Chiefs fan it is who did that while you accuse all of us of itLiterally your every reply to every BTFO is “s-schizo! essay schizo! meds! you sound mentally ill!” Like you think this is some trump card that you discovered, it isn’t. You just sound raped, because you are But tell us more about mental illness samefagging two times “spiritual” owl winner who’s mindbroken by a team not even in his division
>>157746763>willingly dating a woman who shows her tits off to the worldWhy do these guys get roped in by rich and famous BPD, bisexual skanks?>hurr they're hotThere's hot women out there that won't show off their bodies for men on /sp/ to jerk off to.
>>157746768Very well said my friend
>Player makes ref gestures a split second after the play ended
>>157746784How many tonight?>INT called back
>>157746736He is but he’s not wrong about that post
>>157746716Severely perplexed at his fixation with the word "spazz". Really, really lackluster banter.
>>157746728You think this is something--? You think this is bad? This? This turnover? He's done worse! That NFCCG! Are you telling me that a pass just happens to fall into the defenders hands like that? No, he orchestrated it! Jimmy! He dated a pornstar! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have, I took him into my own team! What was I thinking?! He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was nine, always the same. Couldn't ever answer a phone call. "But not our Jimmy, couldn't be precious Jimmy!" Stealing Jed York blind! And he gets to be a starter?! What a sick joke! I should have stopped him when I had the chance!
why does the webm spammer seethe about the superior east coast and white states so much? Never see him spamming about any Mexican coded teams. The rams had a hilarious shit game and he posts no webms!
>>157746776You could try not posting Penn Jilette one time when pretending not to be the raped Detoilet in question but you’re literally retarded and thus incapable of not self-owning every day
>>157746784How many tonight?
>>157746763Am I supposed to know who this is?
>>157746812He looks like a Mii.
>>157746812FACT
>>157746790I'm a proud Chicano and I like the Kiwi
>m-mummy im getting btfo again!!! look im spamming webms on a vpn again!!bitch made kiwi fr>>157746804because they're a mentally ill NEET with a fixation on mahomes owning them
>>157746528New Orleans
>queef samefaggingembarrassing desu
kiwi is bald btw
>>157746797yeah it's annoying
>>157746755Same guy that fishes for 4chan updoots every season for his dusty grandpa that KWAB’d a miserable Lions fan?
>40% of chiefs regular season games are primetime gamesWhen will it stop…it’s fucking over why can’t they see that?
>>157746803>Jed YorkThanks for reminding me I root for a team owned by a billionaire that tried to spend $150 on trailer park pussy.
>>157746804I wonder if he might be a raped Mexican
>>157746805I've already told you. I'm not a Lions fan. Yeah I'm sure there's a Lions fan that hates the Chiefs but he's not me, Schizo
>>157746812Why did he have this video scrubbed from the internet?
>>157746836Pfffwwoooaaaarhhh
>>157746836Rich people don't stay rich by throwing away money
Footieball is BACK
Reminder that real football doesn't start until October
>>157746836I can't blame him. Trailer trash pussy hits different.
>>157746838Oh trust me I know, you’re Not The Lions Fan
>NOOO YOU SHOULD ABSTAIN FROM APPEALING FOR COMPETITIVE ADVANTAGES TO SEEK FAVOR WITH ANONYMOUS INCELS
>>157746840>0 aura>Dresses in a hoodie he stole from Bill Belichick
>>157746844kek
>I hate the Chiefs but I would NEVER EVER EVER post webms of their worst loss to the hated Philadelphia East Coast Eagles who saved the NFL from a queefie dynasty the spammer is so raped kek
>>157746811you are supposed to look at her booba and then scroll past, but instead you needed to waste our time with a post that tries to twist ignorance into self aggrandizement implying you are "too good" to know who she is
Me? I'm going to take a 23 minute nap then go outside and read a book while I tan while the UV index is at 7. Then do some lounges, goblet squats, and RDLs with my dumbbells then jog a couple miles on my treadmill and have some dinner before the game
>>157746847takes you back to the days of your uncles and aunts eh
>hire jim hafley as your head coach>pay malik willis franchise qb money>wr1 is some rookie named caleb douglaswtf are the fins thinking
>>157746861Everyone knows it’s an asterisk owl and doesn’t care, I’m very sad to say
>>157746861I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm still mad that they got robbed of their last chance in the first Eagles/Chiefs bowl. I'm not gonna say they were guaranteed to win, but they deserved that last drive and a ticky tack holding call handed the Chiefs the win in what was an otherwise back and forth, competitive game.
>>157746869Can't tell if Tom Brady or Patrick Bateman.
>>157746869I'm going to eat a couple hotdogs, probably raw with ketchup, slam 7 beers before kickoff, smoke some black and milds and probably drink about 8 more beers and some fireball
>>157746869If you can fall asleep in time for a 23 minute nap you’re sleep deprived
>>157746870You know it. I can still smell the Marlboro Reds.
i'm probably gonna contemplate suicide before i go to sleep
>>157746880>but they deserved that last drive and a ticky tack holding call There was nothing “ticky tack” about it, ut was blatant DPI that the cornerback himself admitted to. The ONLY cause for controversy was because the broadcast showed the wrong part of the play live and Greg Olsen’s dumbass had a tantrum about it. It has since been very much established as a fair call. Get over it
Bryce being elite is a great thing for football. It shows that someone with a normal less athletic frame can be a great qb if they are smart enough. A lot of nfl talking heads and former players hate this and are jealous because they had to rely on their physical traits to succeed. They immediately called him a bust and blamed his size because they certainly would never watch a panthers game to see what the problem actually was, they're intellectually lazy if they have any intellect at all.
>>157746883I fall asleep on command. All you have to do is stop being awake. It really is that simple.
>>157746887the smell of cigarettes (from 10 feet away not up close) is still very comforting to me as an adult
>>157746900is?
I just want both teams to lose tonight but I want the chiefs to lose more desu.
>>157746891>that the corner admitted toYou think a corner is gonna go up on the mic and say "FUCK THE REF, GAS THEM ALL, THAT WAS BULLSHIT, THEY COST US THE GAME"? Even with the most blatant refball no one goes hard on the refs for fear of fines and suspensions.
>James Bradberry the cornerback in question: “I tried to get away with one. It’s on me. It was a DPI.”>The broadcasting network: “We showed the wrong part of the play and inadvertently created a controversy that shouldn’t exist. It was a clear DPI, here’s the correct replay. We apologize.”>Mindraped faggots who prefer the former narrative: “TICKY TACK! RIGGED! ISN’T THERE SOMEONE YOU FORGOT TO ASK!”Can’t believe there are still tards like this in 2026
>leadheads desperately spamming for attention >immediately get overwritten by the real thread meta, chiefs vs broncos vs everyone elsekek
>>157746865Ah gotcha. Sorry. Okayish booba I suppose
>>157746768The bogging worked wonders for her
>>157746915No retard, he didn’t simply avoid criticizing the refs and accept his fate, he went out of his way to directly state that he got beat by Juju and “tried to get away with one” and it didn’t work. Holy reheated cope
>>157746835The nation wants to watch my Chiefies play. Who can blame them?
>>157746768>PerformativeYou zoomers need to stop with this word.
Are the chiefs and the cowboys the only relevant flyover teams? They're the only ones who can command good timeslots.
>>157746936Performative ahh post fr fr ong
>>157746420wtf was Gronk looking at here
>>157746936sybau unc
>>157746939It's just that the irony of it is too much to bare. Like, they're all conditioned to have this influencer persona and it's all an act. A sickening, disingenuous act.
>>157746901
>>157746938Da Bears
>>157746280>weighted scoresPatsfag detected
Fun fact: the Joneses and Clark Hunt are next door neighbors
>>157746949>Shitty shared noon timeslotlol
Why are the Hyderabad Seahawks concealing Sam Darnold's status?
>>157746933How you know the nfl isn’t rigged: this owl hasn’t happened lolWould be the biggest owl by far. Like 2x the Chiefs Niners rematch
>>157746933How'd that Thanksgiving game against the Cowsois go, anon?
>>157746883I usually nap between 15-23 minutes depending on how much I slept
>>157746962>tfw my company is building their Hyderabad office >reading the word triggers me greatlyFuck corporate jobs
>>157746972>Asterisk season shit talkBoring
>>157746962Because they gain nothing by letting defenses know if they should plan for Darnold or Lock. Take any advantage you can get.
>>157746768If she performs on muh dick then who cares
>>157746968Cowboys are too bad to rig into the playoffs much less an owl
Which NFL team has the most Pajeet fans?
queefs fans are so sensitive kek
>>157746989Your team
>>15774698949ers probably because we have the most Indian tech workers.
>>157746956Relevance, not number of goycattle viewers
>>157746977>Queefie makes a post about a specific game their team played>attempt to engage in discussion about the topic that they themselves brought up>instant seetheYou're a strange bunch.
RANGZ RANGZGIMME ALL DEM RANGZRANGZRANGZGIMME ALL DEM RANGZ NIGGARANGZRANGZNIGGAS DYIN IN THESE STREETZON MY MOMMA’S FUCKIN LIFE IMMA HAVE THEM RANGZ NIGGA
>>157746989
>>157746993You're squealing before the game starts. You're probably gonna repeat this constantly throughout the week after the Broncucks job tonight.
How the fuck did indians fuck it all up so quickly?
>>157747003I’m not the one who posted it sorry you wasted your time on this blog
>>15774698949ers or giants
>>157746989Texas>>157747005paco seething kek
>>157747012They canceled Apu without realizing the stereotype would become the creep from The Big Bang Theory.
>>157747012Cyrus invaded and it's been over ever since
>>157746919>attacks a retarded strawman, spergs and shits up every threadI'm the biggest Bears spammer here and I live in SoCal
>>157746363Best - Probably Bills, maybe Bengals Worst - Browns for sure
Who cares about Bronkes kek. We’re on to February
SOON
>>157747027>>157747031BEAR DOOOOOOOOOOOOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157746989Cowboys apparently.
>>157747031mfw
>>157746962I don't think it's appropriate to tell the world he has a torn asshole
>>157746477Fine choice
>>157746447Tua is on pace to be in a home by 35
Why are they so ashamed of their gay black QB who takes cocks in his bussy
>>157747030Coping before the RAPE even begins?
>>157747047Nah, Archie Manning got hit way worse and he's still sharp as a tack. CTE is a roll of the dice.
>>157747005VGHPure aryan brothers....
Sad how there isn’t a single Broncos fan here on their big week 1 super bowl night. What makes them so unlikeable and irrelevant?
>>157746479Eagles too high.Swap Vikings for Houston
>>157747050you seem to be imagining this scenario quite often
>>157747057But I am here.
>16 years since they beat another division in the playoffs>4 decades since their only Superbowl No wonder they're stuck at third kek
>>157747050Chiefs fans love Mahomo, what are you talking about?
>>157747031Caleb winning it all on the back of an amazing performance in the SB would cause so much seethe here kek
They hate their zesty buck so they try to post the only white man in the org to cope kek
>>157747065You’re just a Bo Nix ragebaiter you’re not really a Broncos fan. Nobody ACTUALLY likes or Bolieves in Bo Nix.
>>157747057They are probably all at the beach
>>157747074I bolieve he'll throw more pix
>>157747074I Bo-lieve.
>Th-that's right! The Bo Nix era b-begins! W-we're winning the West from now on! You've just gotta BOlieve! Bronkanda Forever!
Can the kiwi stop making me want the Queefs to win, this autistic retard is really good at getting literally everyone to hate him
Will Joe Brrr make it to the end of the season without tearing his bussy?
>not just a black QB but a fag one tooI'd also be humiliated damn
>nobody actually Boliev-ACK!
>>157747100Typical Nix checkdown.
>>157746479I’m a kangz fan but there is no way they are a top 10 team they looked like major fucking ass for the most part and basically got handed the game by the packtards and reffies
>>157747057We're waiting patiently and nervously
>>157747106Sometimes he channels Rex Grossman.
>>157747084>Thanks be to God that we defeated the 2-4 Giants on this day!
>>157746264christ this ai slop is bad and you should feel bad
>>157747113Imagine being such a lowly person you have to insult Teboq.
>>157747100>I broke my butt!
mahomes injury tonight
>>157747113still remember watching that playoff game. I was jumping up and down on my bed after he threw that pass
>>157747100that's a torn bussy if ive ever seen one
>>157747122hope not, they'll lose with him regardless
>>157747110Same… twin
>>157747122nah, that's your bussy that's getting riggity riggity rekt
keep talkin' that shit
>>157747122I would prefer a mental-ego injury where he has a classic mahomsian meltie.
>>157747122He won't be his regular self anymore that's for sure. An ACL injury is permanent. I still feel mine and I only half tore it.
>rookie LT>Broncos D>hero ballCan you imagine if he got hurt again tonigh?
queefies are the funniest posters itg honestly
>>157747146you're also poor
The Week 1 NFL record for most points scored is 791. We're currently at 750 so far in week 1 before MNF.
mahomes plonked tonight
>>157747146The difference is he is Patrick Mahomes and you are a pathetic loser.
>>157747128I miss the Peyton broncucks from before they won the owl...
I would have hot sweaty unprotected pig sex with her if you know what I mean
>>157747128I've got a scar on my knuckle from jumping in the air and breaking the ceiling fan during that play. What a fun season.
do you guys like crab cakes
>>157747117It's real
thanks philly for saving us from drafting this bum
>>157747148It's not unlikely. That Bonitto guy on the Broncos almost broke the all time sack record last season
>>157747149Well now I’m self conscious and can’t bantz anymore without feeling performative, thanks for killing the vibe
kek all those casual off-season zesty gaylebs really got under their skin
if you cant see the league is rigging Mahomes to win, MVP, Comeback player of the year, SBMVP, a 4th ring, and to break the week 1 offensive scoring record you're stupid5 TD minimum KC
>>157747171but kadarius has two (2) rings
Will flacco complete the set?
>>157747184the cope has already begun
How many sneezes tonight?
I'm a Boliever two times a year.
>>157747153Our game won’t get more than that, it’s going to be a slow game. Bo Shit isn’t scoring more than 20 on our D and our offense is only scoring via run game. It’ll be like 24-17 if my Chiefs win and 17-10 if we lose.
>>157747186caleb is gonna get cut, get signed to the bears, and become Williams lemon zest to win the SUper Bowl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bECuPlKegaY
what the FUCK is Kraft's problem?
>>157747193is that what you call it when the cum leaks out your ass?
>>157747196LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157747210no....NO
>>157747196holy fuck aura
can't wait for the queefs to get gaped
>>157747210That's what we call it when coofs fags make excuses for Mahomes losing
>>157747219see >>157747210:^)
>>157746621>my dad watches the GiantsIf you like your Dad, do Giants. The best things about sports is the social aspect. Not only is watching games together peak kino but it's all year long talking about the Giants. It's better than talking about the weather right?
>>157747196AURA
>>157747196patcuck midhomes is what i call him and many people find it funny when i say that
>>157747221>see the post you replied toCoofs fags are legitimately retarded.
>>157747231see >>157747210:^)
>>157747229What does Jaemis smell like with that much cologne?
>>157747242swisher sweets
>Puke MacAfee is now on Monday Night Countdown
>>157747229Suddenly having locker room flashbacks to how much Axe every guy sprayed all over themselves
>>157747171>named lemon>is a misrepresentation of actual worth A little bit too on the nose for me desu
>>157747269I don't know why Howie pulled the trigger on a lemonmaybe it was hubris Maybe drafting WRs is his one weakness, Jalen Reagor
>>157747217What the fuck did we to do you, dumbass?
>>157747171Kadarius Toney will always have that amazing punt return in the Super Bowl
Jaxson Dart is without question one of the Quarterbacks of all time
>>157747256I like Pat Macafee because watching him makes it feel like I have friends. He and his team keep it real, its like talking about sports with the bros.
>>157747256you no like tanktop doofus hypeman?
>>157747281embarrassed his ravens too many times, it mindbroke him
>>157747281>to do youPottery
>>157747293doesn't his wife have a cuckold tattoo?
Career BreakdownOverall Record: 13 wins, 2 lossesHome Record: Undefeated at home against DenverPassing Stats: Over 4,000 passing yards with 21 touchdowns and 12 interceptions across 15 games
Why is he such a goober? Everything he does is funny
I genuinely hope the Chiefs are good again, the AFC is in a dark place when the likes of "Drake Maye" and "CJ Stroud" can sniff a Lombardi
Justin Herbert should be an elite top 5 qb but a mysterious force keeps pulling him down
>>157747298She has a cuckquean tattoo. Brittney knows she can't keep him all to herself.
>a queefie
>>157747297I have dyslexia>>157747309Many are saying this
>>157747309Shadeur was the pro bowl starter
Would you rather have Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen, or Tyler Shough start for your team in an NFL playoff game?
>...a queefie?
>>157747309Gonna bounty gate on their asses tonight and make sure that doesn't happen
>>157747306That video where he's in the background of a skatabo interview and he's applying a bunch of cologne. Dude is the funniest guy ever
>>157747306Jameis just seems like a really likeable guy. It always seems like a party around him.
>>157746716>>157746800Bo Nix spazz is back, and he's got a cringey little wing man. No way Bo Nix spazz is melting down about being a Bo Nix spazz. Bo Nix spazz is proud to be a Bo Nix spazz. 24/7. 365 days a year. He holds his head high and proud about being a Bo Nix spazz , even has Bo Nix tattooed across his forehead. Yes he's getting scared today since it's the big day, but he should have thought about that the last 365 days he was spazzing out about Bo Nix 24/7. Hell, NFL Opener, were all talking about the game about to start then Bo Nix spazz shows upBo Nix he screechesBo Nix Bo Nix Bo NixBo Nix Bo NixBo NixWe tell him Bo Nix is Monday He doesn't care. Tries to detail opening night screeching about Bo Nix over and over and overAnd here we are, Bo Nix day, and the chicken shit is hiding with his tail between his legsI mean fuck, you can script yourself any sadder than you have. Don't blame anyone but yourself. Next time think before acting like a retard
>>157747323josh allen
how much does patrick service the reffies?
Reminder that John Harbaugh is an elite coach.
>>157747316>I have dyslexiaYeah I’m sure you do, lifelong dyslexic of 5 minutes
I feel like 5000 word essay 2.0 is coming after the queefies lose today kek can't wait
Reminder we own the AFCW
I’m preparing for a Rams collapse so I don’t get my hopes up and just enjoy this season shitposting with you allt. Rams fan
It's only week 1, which head coach is already on the hot seat?
>>157747345Bo Nix has retard powers, he's the true inheritor of Eli's autism magic in the current league.
>>157746768Bo Nix spazz, why are you aren't doing your normal Bo Nix screeching? Every fucking day with your Bo Nix screeching then fucking Bo Nix day comes and you chicken out? Get it together Bo Nix spazz
>>157747350
>>157747349Zac Taylor
>>157747350Arch is the true inheritor of those powers
absolutely DEMANDING rape
>>157747345The play that saved the franchise.
>>157747269most of his routes were over the middle...and we all know Hurts aversion to throwing over the middle.
>>157747336Chiefs refball is under the microscope for even every low iq true believer fan
>>157747345TRVKE
>>157747343Kiwi I’m hungy. Sammiwch. Now.
imagine melting down hours before a game even starts holy KWABOTY
>>157747356Will he get drafted by the Chargers after they go 0-17 and Bustin leaves?
what if instead of being named Bo Nix he was called Bob Nixon
kek raped cubtranny refugees
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT*Excuse me, Blo
>>157747356I saw his last game. Arch kinda sucks. He has like zero decision making abilities. He'll have all the time in the world from his o line and do nothing with it. He's carried by the Texas run game.
>>157747100Here we go, Bo Nix spazz getting back in his groove! Woooooo!
>>157747368>low iqYou are certainly right about that
>>157747377I don't see anyone out-tanking the lolphins
>>157747369Moss pick 6 tonight.
Which win was more impressive the Ravens beating the Colts or the Bills beating the Texans?
DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
>>157747401why is this a question
>>157747390Tua could do it
>>157747401Beating an AFC South team is never impressive
why are the jaguars teal?
>mfw Mahomes gets his ACL blown out again tonight
>>157747356>there's gonna be another autistic clutch Manning in the league in a few yearsI can't wait. Eli was always appointment viewing, at his best and at his worst.
Goatsen Wentz redempyion arc incoming
>>157747420Wentz has been on so many different teams it almost feels like a joke
>>157747414because it's a neat color
>>157747420Imagine if he pulls a Darnold.
>>157747420This guy would be the GOAT of all time in a 36 team NFL
my joshie
>>157747417we were talking about his cousin, actually
The Bronkek is apparently too stupid to link his own OP>>157747202
>>157747440-is retarded
>>157747431In that case he can expect to play elsewhere next year. Here in MN we prefer our QBs to suck ass
>>157747100>>157747156>>157747156>>157747217>>157747230One thing I love about Bo Nix spazz is how predictable he is. Leave him alome for a little bit, he always go full retard as soon as he gets comfortable. But, today is the day to dig it. Today is the day for Bo Nix spazz to spazz about Bo Nix to his heart's content. Today is Bo Nix Day. Come on Bo Nix spazz, you're almost there...you got this!BoNix!BoNix!Bo Nix!Come on, Bo Nix spazz, this is your day!
>>157747057right here pal :^)
>>157747195kw3 and who else faggot
>>157747336biggest signal for broncos w there is
