eBanzuke edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157737817
First for Middy.
https://www.twitch.tv/midnightsumo
>>157755201>>157755203get these freaks outta here
>>157755201>>157755203Gay minds think alike
>>157755201>>157755203only retards watch him
>>157755201>>157755203Kill yourselves.
Abema + VPN
>>157755208>>157755209>>157755210>>157755212Based
I'm concerned for Dan tonight.
kiriSHITma
JUST A SMALL TOWN BOY
...
BIG Taka win.
Fraud lost to unc
KIRISHITMA
KIRISHIMA DEATHMONGOLIAN REMOVED
Future yokozuna material btw
>>157755201>>157755203KYS we love Leo here
Pulled Kirishima down so hard it exposed his bald spot.
Another horse for the mongolian plains...
Fujiryoga and Takayasu slaying today. What a great day.
Believers status?
>>157755233Fujiryoga looked like he was lending Haku's chest, he just slid him backwards then dunked him.
>>157755236absolutely satisfied
>>157755236By believing in Kirishima it had the adverse expected effect and channeled in Takayasu
lmao the screaming bitch in the crowd
SUPER SAIYAN DAN
WOAH
WHEW that was close for Dan.
THE WHITE MAN
WHITE MAN!!!
>let your opponent get behind you>winCrazy match
holy fuck dan what was that
Holy shit what a recover
Great reversal from Dan
HE IS YOKOZUNA MATERIAL
Can someone just fucking break his leg already or something, this is boring
It was over the moment he got that left grip
I didn't even see that slick trip attempt after he recovered.
>>157755238his thumb on right hand is broken
Fucking laughing at Dan going for the nut kick
>>157755264I know some people in the CIA. I'm on it.
>>157755264all you need to do is break his left arm and his career is over unironically
I was half expecting a mono-ii, but good call
>>157755271Thanks yakuza-kun
>lose>winYeah the JSA gotta stop this white devil.
>>157755272Migi
>>157755264>consistently has exciting matches with plenty of action>uh yeah this guys boringsome of you people are just contrarian for the sake of itor is this some inter-ethnic slavic vendetta
Now that's a man who does his shikos
Onosato looking like a scared kid going to the dentist as usual
>>157755280JSA actually loves this white devil. He is their favourite hairdresser.
>>157755264His matches aren't anywhere near as boring as peak Onosato. I don't like his face though, so I wouldn't mind if this happened.
>>157755272You can't let him learn how to use the right hand grip. The prophecies foretold catastrophe if one man could learn that power.
>>157755292sissy ass woman logic
Proper fucking Sato sumo, that.
That was more like it
>go forward>win
>>157755299I also don't like his gross mole.
That's our bulldozer
Now thats how you walk forward
>press W>win
zuna
I'm starting to believe.
just press w
why doesn't onosato do that everytime
so why doesn't he just do that all the time?
>>157755314fat+mindbroken
>>157755314>>157755316cause his shoulder was turbofucked
Your leaders after day 3.
>>157755314>>157755316This is the 10 billion Yen question
Maybe Onosato gets stressed out when Horse is around
>>157755325Maybe his shoulder's been fucked for 10 months and only just fully recovered.
>>157755325Even Hoshoryu doesn't get stressed when Hoshoryu is around
>>157755314I dont think Kotoeiho ever faced him before. I dont think even an injured Onosato can be stopped if you've never been on the other side of his charge. I think the other guys who've faced him before know how to take the impact better.
>>157755338That looked like a tachiai only Zak, Atami, and Gonoyama could realistically take. Just waiting for someone to henka him and ruin his mindset for the rest of the basho.
>>157755332Did he actually get the surgery to fix it?Shishi cleared house last basho because he went and got the damn surgery done instead of just slamming painkillers the whole time
>>157755332Everyone's been saying that it can't get better without a surgery, so how? Dohyo healing is real?
>>157755356good spirits do their magic healing thing
>>157755356You saw his match just now. If that doesn't prove dohyos have healing properties I don't know what will.
>>157755321Let’s go zak
Atami got his overextension loss today, now he just has to get blasted in one bout, and beaten by Dan, and he is golden for another JY
>>157755356It can heal without surgery. To what extent is a different story. We don't know the exact details of what he suffered so who knows how prone he is to reaggravating the injury or how much scar tissue has built up.
Some say Kisenosato knows the healing technique Mr Miyagi used in Karate Kid.
>>157755354No
>>157755356It'll never be 100% but if he's able to learn his new limits and adapt to them he can still be almost the threat he used to be. Tale as old as time, the only question is whether he can sort his new limits out. Very tense period as an onosato fan.
>>157755393The universe delivers then a pure yamato damashii abomination born once every 2000 years and they ruin it for themselves by not performing preventative medicine
>a pure yamato damashii abomination born once every 2000 yearsBut enough about Fujinokawa...
>>157755311You'll never be japanese rakesh
>>157755424Wouldn't the act of taking medicine and not simply toughing it out until shoganai go against the yamato spirit?
The true Yamato is right there my dudes.
>>157755376
>>157755638YO MR MIYAGI
Did Sumo win or lose today
>>157755716
>>157755633whew, close one
>>157755716Kirishitma lost, so definitely a win for today.
>>157755716Atamifuji lost, so definitely a loss for today.
>>157755716Onosato is cleaning house so I'd say a win. It's a shame Atamifuji took his first loss so early but even if he doesn't make Ozeki this basho he still has his 12-3 in July to fall back on for a November promotion.
fuck outta my dohyo
Kirishittimer fumbled the bag hard today. He had an easy win in front of him and he fucked it up.
Kotoeiho fumbled the bag hard today. He had an easy win in front of him and he fucked it up.
Atamichungus fumbled the bag hard today. He had an easy win in front of him and he fucked it up.
Daiseizan is coming straight back upKazuma on the other hand, the less said the better
>>157755321Zak the Ripper is taking it all
>>157755938You know in Jaws when they're comparing scars and the grizzled guy says he can't fully extend his right arm because him huge Chinaman beat him in the semi final of an arm wrestling competition? Daiseizan is what I imagine that Chinaman to look like. That or the dude who played the muscle in literally every single Bruce Lee film.
>>157755987I was so sure there was a henka incoming
Reminder that there's the better part of 100kg difference between our two Sekiwake.
>>157755716Shishi won. Zak won. Roga won. Ura won.That's a winning day in my book. On the other hand, the Moriurara zensho yusho is no longer on, so that is a bit of a loss. Foolishly hoping we will get to see him face Eisei this basho.
>>157756063>EiseiHow come this guy has only had 1 bout so far? I don't know how the lower divisions work
>>1577560767 matches in 15 days, so you can get a 2 day break somewhere in there. I'm guessing they probably gave him the 2 day break at the start since it is his first basho out of maezumo.
>>157756063>roga won>w day
ME RIKEY SUMO!!!!!!!!
>>157756094Why would I have a problem with Roga? Not a fan of Futagoyama?
>>157756090Asahifuji was the only non-sekitori to get a match on days one and two. Wonder if they did it on purpose.
>>157756090>I'm guessing they...Nah, not how that works. Kinda complicated, but the gist is that they schedule starting with even and odd ranks on alternating days combined with trying to match up guys based on record. He'll just fight another 0-1 tomorrow. >>157756128I think that's just because he had to fight up in Juryo.
>>157756154>Nah, not how that works. Kinda complicated, but the gist is that they schedule starting with even and odd ranks on alternating days combined with trying to match up guys based on record. He'll just fight another 0-1 tomorrow.Fair, thanks anon. I try to watch the lower ranks when I can, but the mechanics of the matching committee is something I haven't really jumped into beyond the basic "they try and narrow the field to a clear winner by the end."
>>157756166If you can stand SumoSpiffy, he has an hourlong video breaking it down. It's like listening to paint-dry to hear him stumble his way through it, but his explanations are accurate.
>>157756154>I think that's just because he had to fight up in Juryo.Yup.
>>157755321This might actually not be a Clown Basho, guys.I have hope.
>>157756240You just had to say it, didn't you.
that scar on wakatakakages leg is fucking nasty
>>157756114hate rus flag
NATTO FIX YOUR FUCKING TIMESTAMPS OR I WILL SET THE NHK NINJAS ON YOU
>>157756355isn't ukraine basically in russia though?
>>157756376yeah comparable to your head in your ass
>>157756404lol
>>157755961>the dude who played the muscle in literally every single Bruce Lee film.Heard you were talking some shit, bitch!
>>157756438>>157755961The name is Bolo, fucking plebs
>>157756355Roga is a mong/central asian though. The borders of USSR just happened to overlap the homeland of his grandfathers.
>>157756523The filename is Bolo, fucking phonefags.
>>157756355Roga is Tuvan/Mongol mix, Shishi spoke Russian as his first language at home in Zaporizhzhia. Is it really just down to the flag for you?
Tanji's mom was a Russian gymnast. Where does that put him?
>>157756624It really looks like Mongolia down in Tuva
Where the fuck are my timestamps? What do I even not pay you for?
>>157756666They dont work for me too, even the past basho which had them.
>>157756662Yeah, iirc his mum is some Tuvan/Russian mix and his dad is either Mongolian or Inner Mongolian.I remember a few years ago there was the Roga/Shishi match where the crowd got rowdy booing Roga and cheering Shishi, and both of them looked visibly confused.
>>157756666>>157756674They work just fine for me. Are you guys not clicking the button that says "Timestamps Here?"
>>157756711>he crowd got rowdy booing Roga and cheering Shishi,so funny. I think this was just as the war started.
>>157756355Is this a troll post or are you actually this much of a petty faggot?
>>157756796whole country is like that, sadly
>>157756796Are you retarded?
>>157756818Fuck off to a more suitable board, faggot.
>>157756826Are you? Roga doesnt have russian colors on his keshomawashi and he never brings it up in general. There's no reason to be butthurt about him unless you're a literal child.
>>157756818Well, his citizenship status is mongolian now, so you should find something else to cry about.
>OH NO, SOMONE DISLIKES A RIKISHI! I MUST DEFEND HIS HONOR!You sound like an idiot.
While we’re being petty - All I want for Christmas is for shodai to get bounced down to juryo
>>157756891He deserves it. The old guard is dead.
Not bad so far. One of Eiho's losses was to Dan so that's not really a loss, and the loss to Onosato Reborn isn't a mark of shame.
>>157756818What does that have to do with sumo you fucking retard?
>>157756818Sumo is not a proxy for your retarded brothers' war, and the point I was making is that even if it was, we are not all obliged to hate a Tuvan/Mongol because he waves a tricolour that our political alliance currently dislikes. I'm sorry you have the misfortune of living in an interesting place at an interesting time and honestly hope that you triumph in the end, but sumo is kept aggressively apolitical for a reason.
>>157756971>we are not all obliged to hateNo one said you were mate. I get what you're saying but there's really no need to get so triggered about it. Really no difference between this and TMD posting when it comes down to it.
>>157757005I'll admit to being trigger happy but in my defence he shot first, and my first thought was actually the dude not liking FutaGOYama (because someone who hates Roga would surely have at least mixed thoughts on Shishi and probably be more of an Aonishiki guy). I may not like China but I'm personally kinda fond of Daiseizan because I like his brand of sumo. I guess I just really don't want this circle to go back to the nonsense of a while back.
>fishlip freak brothers both got kwabbedexcellent
>>157757129Fair enough.
>>157756818fuck off to the trenches
>>157756438
>>157757026how did rikishi even get injured back then if taiho's dohyo iri did to the evil spirits what toilet cleaners claim to do with germs
>>157757396Taiho's perfect Dohyo-iri cleansed the evil spirits, unfortunately trickster spirits we brought in by the Gyoji's fan twirling.
>activates ultra instinctnothing personnel
>>157757396Not a single rikishi ever received any injury of any kind until Ak*bono become Yokozuna.
>>157756818Send shit there as revenge
one misstep and atamin stonks are in the shitter
>>157757786Getting parried by a guy on the tawara feels like something that shouldn't happen every other fight in the top division. Daieisho is gonna lose six more fights that way this basho alone.
Dan is a fool.
who can stop dan realistically
Dan's gonna injure himself again cause he goes way too hard in his bouts, always flinging himself out of the dohyo at a million miles per hour
>>157758207Dan has increased HP recovery on the dohjo
Christ man, every Japanese audience is 80% 60+ year olds. Please have sex. Please live in places other than Osaka and Tokyo.
>>157758312Old people like traditional stuff more, have spending money if they're retired living off their pension, and have more free time on weekdays again if they're retired. Weekends is bigger for the everyday crowd, but even then it still trends older for the aforementioned reasons.
>>157758312I'm willing to help them out.
>>157756818Perhaps your granny should have eaten more chanko, done her 700 daily shiko, and had the audacity to pull a henka on the russians when they came knocking at her door. Maybe then, her house would be a dohyo today where Aonishiki II would train.
>>157758129boo hoo nigga keep crying about it
>>157757409>teleports behind Aonishiki>"Heh, nothing personnel pigkranian!">Aonishiki rewrites the laws of physics, causing a microscopic black hole to appear and pull him back into the dohyo>"Nothing personnel, Deep One..."
>>157758312You do understand the matches take place from 9 to 5, right? People are in work/school mostly.>>157758181someone you expect the least to do so
I'm surprised they havent changed the basho to start one day earlier on saturday and have a 1 day break on idk monday in 2nd week
>>157756971Man I'm not trying to change you opinion on things. I just explained why I feel the way I feelBoth love and hatred are irrational. It just happened you root for person I can't stand. I understand the policy for rikishi is strict, and Roga himself probably doesn't give a flying fuck about anything happening outside sumo right now
>>157755633that two hands to the shoulders to stop the tachiai and then yanking dan around when he reaches for the belt is how kotoshoho's beaten him twice, and he would've had him here too if he'd been faster and stronger on the push out
>>157757786There's polymarket betting on sumo? I'll be a billionaire.Here are some free tips for tomorrow: 1. Fujiryoga beats Atamifuji with 1 hand2. Takayasu slaps Onosato into retirement
>>157759899Post kachiclash Piotr.
>>157760044Is that the pick thingy people are posting here?This is my 1st time watching a tournament with you spergs. Spoonfeed me,
>>157754214Paris syndrome in reverse
>>157758181Onosato if he doesn't retard forward. Fujinokawa, if he plays smart and don't try to henka
>>157759899it's kalshi, not polymarketalso, dan will snap hakuoho's ankle again
>>157760044>Continue with reddityeah I'll pass
Why is HiraDawg not kicking ass in at M8? Is he injured or something? I haven't been keeping up but I picked him for KC
>>157760137>Deadshikona'ing him and not calling him OchiaiShameful.>>157760145Because he's just another inconsistent grinder. Makuuchi is full of them.
>>157760137>it's kalshi, not polymarketwhat's the difference?
>>157760161He usually does well when not eating shit of the joi
>>157760123aonishiki is the sort of rikishi that fujinokawa just doesn't beat. bigger, stronger, just as skilled, doesn't have to commit to forward movement because he's not a pusher or tachiai guy. he can be slow and patient and wait for fujinokawa to hang himself trying to make something happen. their match from march is how it's gonna go every time they wrestle.
>>157758674Dan lost like a bitch, faggot. You're the one crying.
>>157760287dan: *wins*this anon:
ehh.... eto.........
>>157757026hinkaku off the charts
>>157757026Not a single evil spirit in sight.
>>157757026I know it's mostly ceremonial, but have Yokozuna ever used this sword they have an attendant to carry?
>>157755180dan will win this basho.
>>157760983yeah they use it in their yusho portrait photos
Zakbros how we feeling?
>>157761224the world is ours
Takayasu and Kotoeiho gonna be sore after day 7
Takanosho will win this basho
>>157761224genki desu
>>157761224>SAY!>MY!>GRAMPA!>NAME!
>>157761224>kadobanzakura
>>157761224Always root for Kotozakura, that's my style of cheeringI'm thinking Zak realized that instead of cruising by as the 8-7 king he can decide to just not show up at all if he promotes
>>157761224I see a 10-5 in his future
>>157758207still looks cool
>>157763380>Aonishiki pushes with such force and power that he warps the light around himHOLY YOKOZUNA SUMO!
>>157758312The TV cameras only capture the cushion seats, which naturally are going to be old people with the time/money/connections to get them. The stadium seats have people of all ages in them, including lots of young people.
KOGA!
Atsumiyabi's yokozuna run starts NOW
Which rikishi is a confirmed rapist?
>>157764133>Cums on you.
>>157764133hoshoryu raped the minds of the masses with his promotion
Niggatame bros I cant believe that manlet beat us. He needs to stop thinking so much and blow these juryo shitters out of the dohyo with his gooner arm
Dewanojo out there killing fools.
>>157764804That was so close to him landing on the guys leg at the worst possible angle.
>>157764815
>>157764825Derp. Forgot video.
>>157764623Enho got him good at the tachiai, he hesitated for sure. Hopefully this became a lesson for him.
>>157764905I think he was being defensive cause he was worried about a henka or sidestep after the clash.
Eisei and Moriurara are both currently 1-1 and could get matched together, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
>>157764955If he hurts one hair on Moriurara's he-.... back, I'll hunt him down like a dog.
Daihishou's shiko is nice.
>>157764834Leg buckles sidewaysA crisp snap like celeryKokugigan gasps
>>157765212Such a shame. Little guy had heart.
And just for balance.
>>157765151 why the fuck people like Moriurara still do it? couldn't he just retire and be a store clerk? what is the point of being a gigabum? give me a qrd
>>157765278>SOUL>Love of the game>Nowhere else to go>etc.
>>157765278never give up never surrender
>>157765278
>>157765278Moriurara specifically is probably close to being retarded, he struggles to finish very short sentences. I'm not trying to insult him either, you can see this most of the time he's asked a question in otake beya youtube sloppa.
>>157765289>SOUL>Love of the gameI want so hard to believe this is true. But most likely nowhere else to go. Getting stomped on live tv for the whole world to see must be soulcrushing. And it's not like sumo is a gentle sport. These 15yo motherfucker can do some serious damage to the old man.
>>157765318kek
>>157765278Either the previous oyakata of otake or the one before that once asked him if it wasn't about time to retire, and this made him cry. He knows all that awaits him is a life on welfare.
>>157765318>Itakozakura was here.
>>157765318yeap, that was my guess too>>157765324i know very little of rikishi day to day life, but they do have informal hierarchy in their stables based on rank. i remember Hakuho interview about how fucking hard it is. and japs have that bugmen cruelty in themi wish the gods of retarded strength would grant him one glorious basho
>>157765352so did they keep him because they are his homies or just because they can't throw him out?
>>157765430Sumo has always been a sort of social welfare program for misfits and castaways.
>>157765407Moriurara at least seems to be treated very well by the other rikishi at his stable. Oho is their highest ranked guy but he knows Moriurara since he was a little kid, and seems to be pretty respectful towards him. As for why they keep him around, I don't think they can force him to quit, plus the stable gets money for each rikishi they have no matter how bad they are.
>>157765442good shit. keeping their bums working out and doing chores instead of stealing and doing drugs.
>>157765430This >>157765442 the most humane thing to do would be to take him out back and bonk him on the head with a shovel, but letting him sweep up the stable and walk the dog is second best.
>>157765463By "get money" I mean from the government.
>>157765465Most of them...
>>157763810>Koga>Korean Roga
>>157765235little guys don't have heart, they're pussies who aren't willing or able to do what it takes to get big
>>157765430Nobody sweeps the floors and cleans the toilet like he does.
>>157765486that one is a mongolian. it's part of thei calcha
big throw from takahara there
PSH-ACK!
>>157765511The gyoji was trying so hard not to burst out laughing.
Dan pretty much already has this yusho in the bag
>>157765733nothing personal, kid
Wakamiyabi still rollin'!
>>157765770Love to see it. Both of his wins were totally his sumo too.
anti-Danners butthurt af about Dan's 4th yusho
>>157765776I am good as long as it's not Kirishita or Onoshito.
>>157765783Onosato taking Y might force Horse to retire
>>157765761He's proven himself to be an a future eternal joi grinder. Smokes the top dogs while losing to weaker guys. Basically last year Oho if he was a little better
4-0 Egg
Hehe, that's the Tamashoho I know.
Trannytame bros we got too cocky
kayo winning warms my cold incel heart
Derp-ho
I cant unsee Tanji looking like a younger Edd Straw from F1 media.
>eisei wonRULE BRITANNIA
>>157765888There was a little girl in the crowd wearing a Norway shirt on day 1, she appeared for a moment in the NHK highlight video early on.
Why is Kagayaki crushing it? When will he get a belt that doesn't look disgusting?
JSA should pay idols to sit in the televised seats nude for recruitment purposes
>>157765913He's just cycling. Drop a bit, get a nice score, drop some more, rinse and repeat. He's the quintessential shitter.
>>157765905>eddposting in the sumo threadunfathomably based.
Getting their cardio in for the day.
>>157765933who's the alonso of sumo?
>>157765949my initial instinct is Tamawashi, but unironically.
>>157765951I'm thinking Shodai
>>157765917I read that as idiots first and was intrigued.
WHERES THE TONKATSU SUOMI BRO
>>157765962Thats a much better idea >>157765960Hey do you want some free sumo tickets?
>>157765908that was me
Should i have a ham or turkey sandwich with top rank.
>>157765971Stupid question. Which animal stands on two legs?
>>157765971>should I have ham or dogshit
>>157765973This.
I like dans 90s ski hill colors
danfags LITERALLY cannot stop sucking his dick!!!
>>157765971corned beef or pastrami. treat yourself, king
>>157765971>>157765973kangarooTastes great, m8
>>157765278Would *you* hire him? Not as a gimmick, but with an expectation of productivity.There's your answer.
>>157765988The ultimate animal rikishi... unless his tail counts as touching the dohyo.
>>157765983he really did mind rape you lmao
>>157765994>Kanganofuji
>>157765988describe taste
>>157765994Kanganoryu!!!
>>157765994>can outjump Onosatoit's over
>>157766000>tasteTo distinguish the flavor of by taking into the mouth.
Not a big fan of the new intro desu
>>157765994this kangaroo can legit beat over 2/3rds of makuuchi
>>157765990 Yes. If I had a position to sweep floors or the like. I think nips can figure out that even a retarded ex-rikishi can do manual labor. I don't know what kind of people fill bottom-tier jobs in germany, but in my experience it's drunks and all kinds of other fuckups. So he would be fineinb4 poles
Hokutofuji on ABEMA. Looks slightly less bald without the topknot.
The Abema intro music is somber and bittersweet, like this is the final normal basho before global famine and thermonuclear warthey could be right honestly
>>157766022>like this is the final normal basho before global famine
>>157766008>Other Meanings of "Taste">As a verb: To put food or drink in your mouth to test or perceive its flavor. It can also mean to experience something briefly.>As a noun: The sensory impression of food, one of the five basic senses, a small sample or sip, or a person's personal preference in art, style, or music.get the fuck out of here, retard
>>157758840Slept on it and I wanted to say that I'm sorry for tilting at windmills anon. In my defence, I am sure that you probably saw shit /here/ as well, the months when shit was unusable if either a Russian or Ukrainian athlete was even mentioned, the Z spam if a Ukrainian was ever visible, the Vatnik spam if a Russian was the same. I honestly feel for both Shishi and Roga (and Aonishiki, but at least he is from a place where there is likely less ambiguity as to how he may wish to be seen than the other two), but I just like their brands of sumo. Didn't want to let it slide though, sorry for jumping the gun anon.Hopefully Abi can absorb our evil spirits and we can all heal.
Kazuma you useless sack of shit.
Do you like my hat /sumo/?
Kazuma in shambles right now.
What kind of gear are the little guys hopped up on nowadays, they have been ridiculous so far
>>157766036Asasuiryu and Asakoryu's mother died recently and her dream was to see her sons both fight in the top division.
>>157766030I have it on good authority that evil spirits are sour-cream flavored.
>>157766036i think the issue is more that these really big guys are relying too much on being big and have not enough focus on good technique
>>157766038Wait, Shishi is allegedly slowly starting to bring more Japanese food into his diet... Have the evil spirits of Sour Cream Jacket Potatoes been suppressing his power this whole time? Would he finally ascend to Daiyokozuna if he just ate his fucking chanko like a good boy?
>>157766034i'm mirin in my yellow shirt
shounannoumi out of breath, lmao
>>157766043We all would.
>>157766043> Have the evil spirits of Sour Cream Jacket Potatoes been suppressing his power this whole time?How the hell do you think he got those tree trunk legs? His diet is at least 70% sour cream. If he stops eating it he'll die.
>>157766028You sure showed me
>>157766051So if he switches to chankonabe he will lose the evil spirits, but also become the top division's newest Chicken Legs?
>>157766052all you had to do for a joke is post the 2nd lineinstead you came off as a cunt trying to flex on ESL
Manlets when will they learn?
>>157766057are you autistic by chance?
Way to go, Hakuho!
>>157766060>>157766057Hush or fuck off to your containment board. >>>/lgbt/
>>157766060it's 9 am man, I stayed up all night watching sumo.
>>157766063>Henka's you
>>157766069why dont you just wake up for juryo and have a comfy time?
>>157766071that's what i usually do. i don't have to work today so I stayed up.
Get henka'd.
>>157766030yeah, fuck Abi
>>157766087mongol betrayal
Kinbozan yusho.
MY BOZO
Never too late to find The Way
nooooooo caveman
RETARD NO!
Derpderp...
retardbros...
>>157766099The Salaryman of Sumo
Cursed spot whoever sits there
you weight 400 lbs dont let him throw you out like that you retard
the path to a right hand inside grip opened up for a second and he chose not to take it, might have been the play
>crowd erupts in cheers when wkm gets his hidari yottsu gripheh
>>157766135they knew the match was over kek
Yep. You were going to post that chicken legs image. Close it you nerd.
>>157766141Still livid we didn't get any tonkatsu. Where's that Finnish fuck when you need him?
>Women aren't allowed on the dohyo>Dogs are
>>157766141He's a knower. Yesterday he posted it before the match and he lost. Today he didn't post it and he won.
Good show Ura
round and round we go
ura kino
lmao that yusho picture of kirishimayou can see it in his eyes that he knows he'll never get the rope
>>157766180He's literally getting the rope in November doe
Roga 3-1 at a career all time high isn't something I had on my bingo card.
>LionSumo offline>stuck with unfunny obnoxious restreamers
>>157766214Avoidthehenka
>>157766214Just search 相撲 on youtube and then click Live, there are a few no commentary ones up
>>157766214VPN + ABEMA
VPN + ABEMA
nobody is 4-0 yet
>>157766234It's going to be an Aonishiki zensho isn't it... :/
based general
kusan0-4
What the fuck is wrong with Yoshinofuji?
kusono
yoshinofuji putting the kuso back in kusano
>>157766242It's that first kanji in his shikona, it was a strange choice at the time and it's not paid off for him. It just made the evil spirits mock him. All he had to do was take the name of Kusanofuji. It was right there.
terrifying slap
big nigga vs even bigger nigga
>>157766249But Yoshi's Island...
DAN SPOTTED
>>157766261in trenches I hope
Good pushing from Atamifuji
GWAN ATAMIN LAD
Atamizeki back on track!
200something-th Ozeki Atamifuji>The Big Smile>The Wall>The Rice Devourer>The Unseeing Eagle-eye>The Inverted Nipple>The 450 (pounds, soon)>Takayasu Jr>R.R.R (Rope Run Ruiner)>The Waggler>The Konishiki successorSAY!HIS!NAME!
3/12
>>157766269who handsome-squidwarded atamin wtf
Do east rikishi get more money than west ones of the same rank?
>>157766269>You say Tomato, I say Atamifuji
>>157766275No, the important part of the rank is simply being at it, rather than being east vs west.
>>157766275Money is based on how much sponsorship money was put on their matches, simple as. Our top three sponsor money rikishi this basho are all on the east side of the banzuke, as it happens.
>>157766275yes, east side rikishi even get their own parking spot at the kokugikan while west side has to commute by train
>>157766214jme.tv
>>157766275Salary/allowances are just based on division and a bonus for wins from Jonokuchi to Maegashira. For Sanyaku, komusubi and Sekiwake get the same, then Ozeki and Yokozuna are separate higher brackets. East/west has nothing to do with it.
Oh dear....
Monoii incoming.
Here come the cloooooowns....
Wow no monoii
Queue the tardstorm.
SAYHISN-ACK!
>no belt grip>loseDan is Solved
How was that not mono-ii?
???
>>157766303i guess he wasnt in a position where he could win anymore
danfags quick, suck him off, he needs it
Where's the mono-ii?
Robbed
lol gyoji senile moment could decide who the fuck to point to
>>157766303Yeah Haku's leg touched down super early, when the gyoji takes a good few seconds to point you know that shit should be a monoii at worst and torinaoshi at best.
off the replay i guess that would be a pretty clear dead body but still weird that there was no monoii, especially with the way the ref hesitated on the call
Well, I guess the tawashi jump counts when you are Onosato
>>157766312Likely forgot who was on which side.
Haku both touched first and went airborne first, weird to not even look at it.
Why wasn't there a mono ii there?
>>157766289As someone who pays $21.66 for JME, I would never recommend it unless you have some sort of functional level of Japanese language, even if Murray Johnson & Ross Mihara are great.You have to be able to enjoy the normal NHK programming like the dramas and variety shows.tl;dr ABEMA + VPN
Someone post NHK video angles, Abema has shit tier camera work
>>157766314>parallax
>>157766320I am glad I am not the only one thinking this
>>157766320all the judges saw ao was already flying 6 feet out of the ring
Zak yusho would be so funny
>>157766320Shimpan have embraced the darkness.
no monoii is stupid as fuck there, that looked simultaneous since aonishiki wasnt going out yet
>>157766330He could visit his grandfather's grave and once again promise to return to perform his dohyo-iri.
>>157766323I paid for jme once before and realized it was a scam. I'd pay at most $10 for the entire tournament all 9 hours NHK broadcast but all they can muster is just 2 hours top division. No I don't want to watch J drama sloppa.
>>157766333They can argue dead body but sumo rules are an art not a science. Dan unironically robbed.
LOL so many danfags seething
>>157766333He's white which means he's out.
i hate that fat retard midnightsumo every time he talks. i wish he would do the stream with 95% less talking
ZAK YUSHO???
>>157766345zak zensho
hasn't kotozakura won ever bout like that so far?
Based on the replay I'd say Hakunofuji won, but I saw mono-iis for less
The four tiddies... they're too powerful...
>>157766343We've been over this 1000x already. Theres like a billion options for no commentary
>>157766349Historically he does things like that a lot. Just resists at the rope then swats them down. He's basically the only rikishi with a defensive style of sumo.
So what day do we have pinned for KTZs total collapse like usual? Day 7 or 8?
kirishima is mentally broken
>>157766358His yusho 2 years ago wasnt like that.
>>157766359Tomorrow. He'll lose to Churanoumi again for no reason whatsoever.
>>157766359When he starts fighting the people who have historically had his number, but that won't be until week 2.
>>157766362Yes it was, go watch the final match against Hoshoryu, he resisted everything Hosh did until he won.
>>157766354i like the commercials tbdesu
>>157766337Agree they should just sell some sort of tournament pass, maybe with AI slop translation of lower division. It's truly a reflection of horrible Japanese business practices. I wish they'd learn from Korean broadcasters and just put their shit online.
Kiri v Eiho was a great match last time they faced, I really hope Eiho can bloom into a technical powerhouse.
>>157766373Anon, it's not a business. Sumo is a public-interest corp.
>>157766374Perhaps not.
I am a Kotoeiho fan cause he lifts his legs up really high.
>>157766380He did well for his age and experience. I'm still hopeful even if he's ruining my kachi clash.
>>157766358He must train with tomokaze
STOP THE COUNT!
>>157766378NHK Cosmomedia is not the same as the old yakuza running sumo, the latter wants money which is why they sell out these tournaments.
So why don't they make Ono cover up his herpes?
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHACLOWNOSATOWHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
KEKAROOS
Kinboshi dispensed.14 kinboshi allowed in total.
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Beautiful
WHAT
WTF WAS THAT.
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH
Holy shit lol
ZAK YUSHO
HE RAN?KWABOTY
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
uggh
???????????????wtf just happened
Kino
KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINBOSHIONOSATO FLUSHED
What the FUCK was that
>>157766398Point is that it's in the public interest to give the Japanese people the tournament for free. Which they do, on NHK and ABEMA. There's no need for anything else.
What was that? Did he even touch him?
KINBOSHI BOYS
All timer humiliation ritual
Nigga looked like he was jumping in the lake like the Mulan movie.
If he hadn't done that stupid hop he could've probably stayed in.
The hopping retard spent the whole fight running away from an injured old man.
in slow motion this is hilarious
>don't press W>do ballerina spin and lose
WHOOPS
fuck I missed itanyone got a replay?
>>157766428He did not fold the moment he was walk forwarded, that usually does it
clown basho confirmed
>AAAAIIIIEEE
>>157766442Is this dead body?
>>157766442who put that banana peel there??
>>157766433Yeah, it looked like if he carried that momentum instead of trying to stop he'd have just spun one more time inside the dohyo
Imagine Hoshoryu's reaction watching that at home.
>>157766442*looney tunes slipping noises*
papa's fart knocked him out
Papayasu looked genuinely confused when he got his bearings and saw that Onosato disappeared.
>>157766447this may be the funniest sumo image of all timeup there with the kickflip and ura shooting lightning
>>157766448It fucking should be.
>>157766447
This happens when no one believes in the thread
>>157766442>>157766454https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyGZyoWl7uo
>>157766447>what are you doin son
>>157766448Dead career.
>>157766447If only Kisenosato was one of the judges.
>A yokozuna....
JSA has reportedly recommended Onosato to retire.
Welp, that's Onosato mindbroken for the rest of the basho again. Congrats Zak on the yusho!
>>157766447lol
>>157766447>Takayasu watches as Onosato imitates Hoshoryu
>>157766452>Imagine Hoshoryu's reaction watching that at home.
>>157766447>my brand of sumo
>>157766473Reportedly spinning around elders trying to talk to him
We're not gonna have a <13 wins yusho anymore but its gonna be Zak's. You rike?
>>157766447Look at my Yokozuna dog
>>157766483I rike
Zak zensho or Zak 8-7?
>>157766483I can dig it.
>>157766471>>157766447>>157766442
Evil spirits are def on the riseDan robbed Sato humiliated
You don't need to secure a parking spot if you're a Yokozuna
How do you go from yesterday to that, how, how
Kirishima can't get the rope soon enough.
>>1577664897-8
>>157766492really cool tweet anon!
Its over. Evil spirits have won. Clown basho confirmed
>>157766499>his shoulder is healed he's back to form omg 15-0!
>I wonder if kirishima will win and get Yokozuna>I wonder if Aonishiki will win and being a Yokozuna runThe humble Cuatro tetas lifting the emperor's cup
>>157766499He fought a smaller sumo wrestler that never faced him before to an old vet thats fended off charges from much better Yokozuna then Onosato.
>>157766513surreal
Just going to leave this here again.
>>157766512>old vet thats fended off charges from much better YokozunaIndeed. Perhaps the old guard isn't quite as dead as I thought.
>>157766447>jun-yusho this zoomer
>Onosato starts retreating from Takayasu after tachiai instead of bulldozing him forwardWhat was that about?
>>157766513Insane earthquake stomp by yasu there
>>157766303>>157766305>>157766310>>157766311Danfags rag on Onosato for hopping out and losing, but when it happens to Dan, they cry for the mono-ii. Pathetic.
>>157766546Welcome to nuOnosato, where 190kg of muscle and pushing power has suddenly decided to move backwards every fucking fight.
>>157766546He didn't want to touch Takayasu's hairy body any more than he had to.
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