... edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157755180
>>157766609
2nd for qt sujo hags
>>157766609He just has no plan if he cant bulldoze somebody right now. Remember he almost blew it on day one when Daieisho neutralized the tachiaihttps://youtu.be/zA36-zzVEiI?si=yci0n_YJWbhi8z5n&t=1538
Onosharto bros what the fuck was that
>>157766609I was laughing at first and now I feel kinda bad
>>157766609the yokozuna special...
>>157766609Onosato's impact cracked the dohyo. You can't see the pre-impact dohyo in OP's clip but those cracks weren't there prior to his landing.
>>157766638It feels like he didn't even try to bulldoze after slightly Tokayasu favouring tachiai now. Just started retreating immediately, with no strategy or trying to slip or slap down Takayasu.
>>157766680These cracks?
>>157766699Oh never mind. That's not as funny.
Does anyone have a webm of the Asakoryu v Shodai match from day 3? I want to have Asakoryu fucking goozling Shodai crazy saved for posterity.
>>157766706
>That Asakoryu throw on Tobizaru
>>157766722Thank you based overlay Anon.
STOP. THE. COUNT.
>>157766733That's Natto's overlay btw
>>157766733I only used Natto because the JSA didn't post that one to YouTube.
Only two members of the Sanyaku are yet to lose a match; Kotozakura and Hoshoryu.
Where do you guys watch the matches? I've just watched the highlights on nhk world for the past year but recently I think I wake up early enough to catch it live.
VPN + ABEMA
>KTZ leading by 4-0>Onosato being easily thrown out by Takayasu, dispensing a kinboshiAre the evil spirits back bros?
>>157766806None of the expected winners have fully collapsed yet, but once again this basho has 12-3 written all over it.
>>157766794vpn doesn't work
>>157766849Yes it does. Set it to Japan. Or get a different one.
>>157766791https://www.twitch.tv/MidnightSumo
>>157766852>different oneI'm not paying money for another sub with no guaranteee of it working
>>157766856Putain de merde. You get what you pay for. If you really need it spoonfed to you: go to Youtube, search 'sumo' or '相撲,' filter by Live, and pick one.
>>157766609>"Hey Takayasu check this shit out, I can levitate"
>>157766736Someone told Kotozakura that he can take six months off "injured" and go fishing with no demotion if he just pulls it out for the rest of this year, two Zensho Yusho incoming.
>>157766843I'm thinking its gonna be an 11-4
>>157766609>mfw
>>157766855Kill yourself.
>Yes, I would like to report a robbery...yes...Japanese...about 5 feet 3 inches...yea...maybe 140 pounds....no, he's probably in his 60's....gray hair...yes...pink kimono with a white or beige belt....yea...black hat. Yes, he's the one in the middle. Arigato gozaimusu.
>>157766609Is this the newest low in the history of sumo? It's not even funny anymore, this is outright sad
>>157766949After some of the shit I have seen I am certain there are clips of bygone era yokozuna and otherwise just as strange. Shit happens sometimes.
>>157766968But Sato flops almost every basho
>>157766949
How do we stop Onosato from jumping?
Anyone here watch makushita? Just found out a friend's brother is now up to #18, anyone seen Omori fight? Has he got what it tastes for juryo?
>>157767181You will never live in Japan.
>>157767180Build rail track under the dohyo that can go only forward and back. Wield Onosato's leg to this track. Too win he can now only move forward or lose by going backwards, unable to jump.
Is the Yokozuna supposed to be a laughing stockIs that normal or
Most of the times I've seen people beat Onosato recently, it's basically just been Onosato beating himself by doing something retarded and the other guy just watching on in disbelief
>>157766736Watch him get to 8 and then just switch off and lose every bout
>>157766791Midnight Sumo of course, the best place to watch sumo live. the only stream officially endorsed by /sumo/
>>157767260Been a thing since August '24.
>>157767185Have done for 15 years, can't believe I bothered to reply.. sad
Onosato and Kisenosato need to be beaten with sticks and golf clubs until they stop being retarded.just get the surgery and sit out until it heals, you fucking clown
>>157767352Is it really lack of surgery that's causing Onosato to flee from his opponent in terror the moment his charge faces some resistance
>>157767366why wouldn't it be? his shoulder is completely fucked. compare his taichiai now to 2 years ago. he used to lead and push with both arms. now his left arm just flaps around.It's a "rotator cuff injury" that requires surgery which almost certainly means it a rotator cuff tear. you try fighting 400lbs fuckers with a torn rotator cuff.
Forget the surgery. How about covering your leaking herpes infection up? Is a band aid evil western medicine? I don't think his opponents want blood and pus on their faces after the tachiai.
>Onosato is defeated by Takayasu (left) with a thrust-down technique (Photo by Kenta Tao)
>>157767279>Aonishiki looking to start his 'zuna run>Kirishima looking to complete his 'zuna run>Atamifuji going for OozekiThere are many plotlines left for hm to ruin, so long he can stop at least three of them he will not rest.
>>157767475>Zak just chilling
>>157767475It was a remote thrustdown
>>157767636>遠い出し
>>157767181Didn't look great yesterday.
>>157767435It's just a butsukari rash. Should slap a bit of tape on there though...
>>157767704>He was so out of form that doing butsukari with a Makushita rikishi has trashed his shoulder
>>157767708Idiot.
>>157767712>They will insult you but they will never say you are wrong
>>157767721You can see that shit on most rikishi. Not my fault you haven't noticed.
>>157767708If he was out of form, his partner's head wouldn't be rubbing against him because he would just get launched out every time.
>>157767727The only other rikishi with noticeable things on their shoulder are Hoshoryu and Asahifuji, and those are lumps not Nurgle's rot.
I still don't get it after watching the bout like 15 times, what even made Sato fall forward? It didn't look like Takayasu pulled his hand too hard
>>157767742He thought Takayasu had fallen out so did his stupid tawara jump to buy himself an extra second instead of wasting effort trying to stay in the ring.
>>157767742It looks almost like he was preoccupied with seeing whether or not Takayasu went out, lost track of where the bales were, and tripped over them.
>Don Don randomly re-appears in my feed>He's removed his stupid brown face from the corner of his videos>Except now he's stealing Natto's thumbnailsCan't win with this retard.
>>157766609what the fuck did natto dothe timestamps don't open when you click on it so now I have to manually search thru each vid to reach the next bout
>>157768788Look, there have been a lot of bear attacks in Japan lately, and Onosato wasn't taking any chances.
>>157768803>Phew I managed to regain my balance, time to regroup before Onosato charges at m- what the fuck dude
>>157768785Yes they do.
>>157768821From that angle it almost looks like Takayasu was going to deliver a roundhouse kick.
>>157768866That was his new technique, the quake stomp. Note how Onosato only goes flying after Takayasu's foot hits the dohyo.
>>157766609>takayasu using telekinesis to push onosato off the dohyowtf i didn't know this was allowed?onosato fell quite gracefully, at least.>>157766940i fully expected a mono-ii there. oh well, i guess the JSA felt like they shouldn't coddle their favourite gaijin rikishi too much, after ignoring 2 hair pulls in the last basho.
>>157768847no they dont
>>157768879>gracefullyDoes that word mean something different in German?
>>157768891It's a translation error from the original German word, GoingFuckingFlying.
>>157768785>>157768847Doesn't work for me either, tried two different browsers. It worked last basho.
>>157768891he didn't ragdoll or flail about. that's as graceful as it's gonna get for a big fat sumo athlete.
The dude in charge of the kimarite today during Onosato's bout
>>157768909Should have booked it as isamiashi
>>157768906>as graceful as it's gonna get for a big fatI suppose, but that little kick of the leg looks goofy as fuck, imo.
>>157768905I know why nowhe's fucking over completely anonymous usersever since I watched on his site for years now, I never connected an account and everything worked fine but the timestamps stopped working starting with this bashoso I connected a github account and everything starts working like normal again
>>157768788Better tachiai from Takayasu
>>157768941So what? Just keep pushing forwards you're Onosato. Now that I think about it, has Onosato ever once been in a clinch? I can't actually remember him ever being in one. Even Daieisho gets locked up on the belt more than him. Like dude you're a fucking huge Yokozuna surely you can just like grab someone's belt and tard wrangle them.
>>15776684312-3 is the new 13-214-1 is the new zensho
>>157768785He apparently bought a new computer and transferred all his old shit on it, and the timestamps are obviously fucky atm.
Negative hinkaku match.
>>157768937>doesn't know that rikishi have to train their flexibility, too>has never heard of ballet before.tsk, tsk. uncultured swine!
>>157768847Not working on my machine.
>>157768939LMFAO, can't say he didn't warn you.
>>157768992That also looks goofy as fuck. Ever been to the ballet? It's sad. They train their asses off to stomp around like idiots.
Nabatame has lost his swagger. Looks like he has weak mental I saw his expression as he walked into the dohyo and knew he was going to lose. Even at the tachiai he went half ass and ended up getting slapped down anyway.
>>157769015On the bright side since he entered Juryo at J10 for some reason he can coast on 7-8s for a while.
>>157768957Takayasu's a thruster, so he's constantly trying to push you away to prevent the belt grab.
>>157768899>GoingFuckingFlyingGehenfickenfliegen!
>>157769049Who gives a fuck just keep moving forwards one way or the other because going backwards is a losing strategy.
>>157769060>Utchari's you
1st place on jason's sumo standings is the one guy who picked kotozakura kek
>>157768957>has Onosato ever once been in a clinch?>Even Daieisho gets locked up on the belt moreFunny you should say that....
>>157766736jsa told zak he could have horse's parking spot if he zenshou'd
>>157769239Imagine, 2 parking spots
>>157769289One for each pair.
>>157769289They'll pilpul him at the last second and say he gets Hoshoryu's spot in place of his previous spot, he doesn't get both.
I know im biased but i'd have liked a mono ii on Aonishiki's match, suck my dickOnosato's match today might have been the funniest thing i have seen in a long whileKotozakura got this shit locked
>>157769374I wonder what nip Twitter made of Dan's match.
>>157769289One for grandpa's ghost
>>157769415They were too busy committing mass suicide 5 minutes later
>>157769482Did... did he cut off Abi's legs?
>>157769374there should have been a monoii for the gyoji having no idea which way to point the gunbai, let alone the actual matchi still think they would have given it to hak but it seemed pretty fucked either way
>>157768803moving like a retard is part of the heavenly pact of having retard strength.still, it's insane how much air he is able to get out of a one leg standing position.
>>157769482>Isegahama when he sees a black person
>>157769502I don't think he was confused about who won, just about which side they started on. He was facing the wrong way at the end. Bad form.I do agree that they should have looked again just to be safe (gunbai-dori thoughbeit).
I love Dan but he lost fair and square
>>157769482Take me back....
>>157768939I'm pretty sure it's a mistake, not intentional. Based claude fixed it.
>>157769588Why didn't Teru pull???
>>157769415hes severely hated over there after the hair pull. they see this as deserved retribution for his deeds.
>>157769622I wonder how he mindraped you so badly that you would just lie for no reason and spend all day in every thread seething about him. Its not even like the playful jokes and banter we do about other wrestlers, but just outright seething hatred. Is it really just because he is white? Are you really that much of a petty brown loser?
>>157769587At first glance it looked like an obvious Hakunofuji win. Must be one of those things that looks controversial when you spend too much time poring over the slow-mo footage.
>Favourite shinpanKakuryu>Least favourite shinpanKisenosato>Favourite oyakataKakuryu>Least favourite shinpanKisenosato
>>157769715he's not exactly lying since lots of japs would leave comments over and over about the hair pull yusho. i don't see how it isn't just funny banter
>>157769715
>>157769715i speak for the people of japan. you wouldn't understand because you aren't spiritually in tune with them like i am.
>>157766609Remarkable, every single face in the audience when Sato tumbled out is its own reaction image.
wonder how long its going to take for the JSA to do something to stop all the kinboshi the two big clowns are dispensing from bankrupting the organization
>>157769415They are currently busy being at war with the gaijin over piracy and daring to keep dead games alive, but if they weren't they'd probably say something like "they should have at least mono ii'd the hairpull last basho, but they didn't. Oh well, what can you do"
>>157769715Danfag meltie after Aonishiki loses 1 match...
>>157770067Nihonjin, not even ikkai.
>>157769715danfags ladies and gentlemen
A zak zensho would be the best end to this basho. Seeing him get the rope before Dan or kirishitma would be so funny especially once he goes back to his 8-7 routine once he gets promoted.
>September Zak zensho>November Hosh zensho>"What the fuck" - Hakkaku
>>157770758I hope he ropes just because the nigga has pure yokozuna aura
>>157766609lmao>kinboshi at thatL M A OMAO
>>157769715danfags, this is your mindset
>>157770758we will never see a zensho from anyone currently in makuuchi today.
>>157771206Asanoyama will zensho then intai.>TO ALL THE HOOKERS IN THE WORLD
September 2026. Kotokazura zensho yusho...chills
>>157771249>Average yusho wins of 14.5Hakuho could NEVER.
>>157771234
IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>157771999God Takayasu's look of>Nine fucking jun-yushos and this is what I'm losing to
>>157771999Onosato falling off the stage like in Smash Bros
Entire arena full of people screaming with laughter and pointing at Onosato "HAHAHAHA WHAT A FAT RETARD!" he slowly walks back up to accept the L, the crowd still filled with people wiping tears from their eyes in disbelief at such a humiliating and embarrassing failureHow will this affect his confidence going forward?
>>157771999Oh-no sato
>>157772070Onosato has never once in his career been affected by the outcome of any given match. He'll wipe the floor with tomorrow's opponent>It's YoshinofujiOOPS SHIT SORRY I DIDN'T SAY THAT
>>157772070Falling deeper into the self-fulfilling prophecy of becoming his stablemaster.
>>157772009I love the way he just stood there for a second to embrace the moment before moving back to his side of the dohyo.
glad i didn't stay up for that shit
>>157772294The Onosato clown show was worth staying up for.
um, guys...
>>157768803I love this angle because it looks like Onosato was so terrified of Takayasu that he leaped out of the ring.
>>157772388thats exactly what happened brother
>>157772388>GET ME OUTTA HERE AAAAIIIIEEEEEEEE
Fuckin Takayasu standing there like "Really, bro?.." has me rollingNo eldritch creatures in the crowd today that I spotted, though I wasn't looking hard, but we did have the gyaru milf and her more conventional milf friend near the east side tunnel.
>>157772378>Nice arguement, however I have already depicted you as the old ugly bastard and myself as the young fit chad
>>157768803Onosato circus aside, that's some pretty neat tawara control by Takayasu. Great twirl to stay in bounds
>>157768803The start of this clip looks like it's in reverse
>>157768803it's like he got knocked back by the air power from Takayasu's twirl
>>157768803This angle proves that Onosato could've easily recovered. Both his feet are on the floor and he has the time to do some little (incorrect) footwork that unbalances him. It seems like he was so focused on expecting Takayasu to still be coming at him that he mindfucked himself out of his own safety.
>>157769587>>157769739Even the slow-mo shows a Hakuohochianofuji win. The only argument that can be made for Dan involves misconstruing how the dead body rule works.
>>157772797his mind didn't even make it that far>can I win by moving forward?>no?>better hop over the tawara thenit's reflex at this point cause there's no other moves left in his arsenal anymore
>>157772797>>157772839I don't get Onosato. Was he really that unchallenged during his path to Yoko? Why is it that the ONLY plays he has are:>press W, win>if pressing W doesn't immediately work, panic and retreat at max rate>attempt throwdown and try to jump your way out of losing
>>157772910Too reliant on his size to learn how to deal with different situations on the fly. I like that the division is filled with people with different strengths. Atamifuji looks like another guy who might just be relying on his own size too much. Then you have overly technical smaller guys like Ura and Fujinokawa with great technique who would crush if only they were bigger, and then quality all rounders like Kirishima who has very few weaknesses but isn't really top tier at any one thing
>>157772952Kayo is my favorite all-rounder
sato doesn't have any other moves because he can't even practice them. pulling on the belt (or anything) hurts like shit and feels unstable when you're a rotator cufflet. he's stuck like this until surgery
>>157773092sorry buddy heal on the dohyo until it ruins your career and you have to retire after missing a year of tournamentst. kisenosato
>>157768821>This guy in the white shirt looking away as Onosato flounders out
>>157772910He literally has the ability to make anyone go flying without trying. Like the most gifted Japanese body in 1000 years.It's equivalent to Frieza who didn't have a notion of training until he met Goku.
god damn it moriurara
>>157767697No? He is still young though, but probably also stupid enough to follow old man advice of healing in the ring and letting the spirits take care of that knee problem... How do you watch makushita,btw? Foreign stream? Does nhk show it online?
>>157773415>>157772378Ahh dang did i already miss it.
>>157773422you can watch on abema.tv with a japanese ip address
>>157766609I wonder how important this match will be in the grand scheme of Onosato's career. Like if this is the point of no return or the point of genuine change.
>>157773483Thank you, I will see for myself, hoping he'll come good, he only started this year so if he doesn't get permacrocked anytime soon, he can still learn a lot and improve
>>157772635>gyaru milfshe looks like an 8-year-old, wtf?
something's off
>>157771999Need an edit where he keeps rolling down the SM64 stairs.
>>157767590He's always so serene, it's excellent
damn everyone is getting injured right now like the second one in 10 minutes
Nabatame is kyujo. Rip
>>157767475women would KILL for his hourglass figure
>>157766609This is still funnyTakayasu just standing there, with the crowd laughing
what a graceful sport
Realistically, who can stop Zak and his rocking tits?
so datasumo apparently isn't dead he just doesn't stream anymore. he's in the chat of another stream called kappasumo right now.
>>157775307shut the fuck up
>>157775268You're laughing, but Takayasu's ki blast is the strongest of them all.
>>157775314found the seething middyfag
>>157766609Yep, clown basho is back
>>157775268mirage roundhouse kick in the back
>>157775268This is literally the funniest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
Nabatame out
since datasumo died I tried watching middy and he is still horrible. Kept saying some name "marras" in some super obnoxious way like the fun wine aunt ordering at a mexican restaurant
shut the fuck up datatranny
>Nabatame out because of epidemic parotitis (mumps)Phew, thought he blew his knee or something
>>157775646so who gave him the mumps
>>157775646he needs to recover from his highly infectious disease on the dohyo
Asahifuji soon
Egg 5-0!
Meatballbros... we eating good this basho!>KAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>157775268shit looks like an AI prompt
>no applause for non sanyaku mongsNihon has risen, millions will be born (due to artificial insemination)
Bastards, we're getting cucked...
Clip from tonight's div 1 entrance ceremony
>Shima KosakuI love the manga, there is a storytime right now
Does anyone have a webm of Moriurara vs Eisei from earlier today?
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh single pack mini
>>157775915
Its tamawashover. Intai soon
>>157775268WWE tier shit right here
Shishi boutCall it
RETARD!!
>>157776027Shishi W
Our ogre!
>>157776027KINO!
Shishi...He's so powerful... it makes me so wet(im a woman with a vagina)
the least retarded shishi bout ever seen
>>157776046The JSA told everyone to try and make up for what Onosato did yesterday.
>>157776045MATTA!! MATTA!! MATTA!!
>>157776045>(im a woman with a vaginabig if true
>>157776053oh its big
>>157776053Why would that make her (male) vagina big?
Ura, the people's yokozuna>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>157776045neovaginas don't count
Ichi... :(
I don't know quite how to put this, but Wakamotoharu is the rikishi whose winning kimarite is "losing": he always executes the kimarite (rather than being the passive receiver of his opponent's move), yet he is always the one who loses the bout. It isn't a case of ambiguity requiring a monoii; he simply performs the kimarite and immediately loses. It’s quite comical.
Takeru is looking like a much more rounded wrestler these days. I kinda miss his old tachiais.
His tiny legs just gave up
>Asanoyama is such a powerhouse in sumo that he won simply because Takerufuji had no choice but to drop to his knees in the presence of such an explosion of hinkakuHOLY!
>>157776105>A man who would give up his Ozeki rank for some pussy... I kneel...
>>157776110>Chicken legs kneels before the CockKino...
My kachi clash is dead.
Good old fat slap right there
How long until Fujinokawa gets a career ending injury? I give it until end of year?
>YOU RAPED HER! YOU KILLED HER!Fujinokino
destroyed by manlet>>157776179stfu, why would you curse him, he's one of the few exciting rikishi out there
Just go forward, dont get fancy
>>157776179I expected it to happen as soon as he hit joi. Now I have no earthly idea.
just push forward, don't think about anything else
yesssss
Get bounced
My ozeki!
hes simply too large
Tomatozeki
Kirishartma must not win.
isn't this basho a yokozuna run for kirishima?
>>157776227No.
>>157776227Yes, so have the last 2
>>157776227Yes
>>157776227If he did really well here then there would be talk in november
>>157776227it was thrown around but he'd have to win and it would have to be dominant, so no playoff.
>>157776239I think they will give him on 13-2 if he defeats Dan and Onosato
maegashitters are banding together to intentionally make kirishitma another rubbish yokozuna that they can farm kinboshi off of
LMAOOOOOOO
BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!
wat
uhhhhhhhh
>SAY!>HIS!>N-ACK!
MY BOY GONOYAMA
DESTROYED and slapped like a bitch
What a tachiai
>>157776253First time watching Gonoyama?
A fucking bulldozer
And stay down, piggie~~
holy shit he got fucking launched
Aonishiki going kadoban immediately after that run in nagoya would be so funny. And getting another yusho in January 2027 to regain his rank again would be even funnier.
what the fuck did they put in gonoyama's chanko?
>>157776262saved and framed
this isnt fucking rightit wasnt fucking supposed to fucking be like this
>>157776259if gonoyama did that every time he'd be fun to watch, once a blue moon he'll pull some shit like this then just vomit mediocrity the rest of the basho
>when you should have henka'd It's he injured or did he just really not expect this tachi-i
>>157776265He can still make Ozeki for a third time faster than Asashoryu's first time.
He has entered the dohyo, can he remain?
If a bout between Gonoyama and Onosato were allowed—with both in peak form—the resulting tachiai would trigger a thermonuclear explosion capable of destroying the entire city (except for Chiyosoma, who would pull a henka on the explosion).
>>157776275He beat Gonoyama last basho without henka'ing (and grabbing his hair)
>>157776279and Onosato who would hop away from it
:/
>>157776279>except for Chiyosoma, who would pull a henka on the explosionkek
Zak's zensho...
feeble
Zak going for straight 6 losses in a row now
The Zak 8-7 begins NOW>>157776275He just got blasted back as >>157776274 said sometimes he just gets everything timed up right and bulldozes people.
K-Zak regressing to his usual form
It's... *sigh* It's gonna be a 10-5 Shishi yusho, right...?
>>157776280Ah, I see, bad blood. The spirits are now at rest. And zakura the fragile little nepobaby blossom getting whooped balances out my disappointment
Sweet, Krishima yusho inbound after that zACK display
>Onosato is 0-4 against YoshinofujiYep, its fucking over.
Was Kotōshu who said on the NHK interview or documentary or whatever that sumo is just about pushing forward
Do you think Onosato is mochi mochi to the touch?
i want kusano to lose but i also dont want onosato to win
>>157776299No... the JSA can't afford another kinboshi
was the crowd booing really loudly just now? haven't heard that before, what's that about?
>>157776302>>157776204
>>157776312Thank you anon
>>157776316np :)
H O P
w+M1 wins again.
No comedy act today boys
Why are we being happy about a yokozuna defeating a maegashira...
:)
>>157776334yokozuna who's shoulder muscles all got ripped off on one side and he didn't get surgery to fix it, he's just rawdogging it. This is career ending in other sports. He's simply adapting to the pain.
>>157776334more like happy he didn't win by being ballerina
>>157776336Ura yusho incoming
Rare Onosato "belt" win
it's so fucking simple
Welp that was a fun 4 days zak fc but onosato just show us knees are important for this sport
it's zakover...
>>157776352Seriously. Why did he ever stop doing it? Right hand belt grip with left arm block was his bread and butter while he was crushing. His right arm is his good one too so it makes even less sense that he'd convert to a pure thrusting wrestler.
>>157771999I told you about dohyos I WARNED YOU BRO
>>157776336Oh no, it's shaping up to be a Clown Basho...
But moooom i dont wanna wear the turd with eyes kesho mawashi to the dohyo!!
>>157776796Tokifudou covered with chocolate.. sounds gay desu
>>157776796
Omori's match today was pretty great. Still don't know if he has sekitori in him with his current size thobeit.
>>157775300Kotozakura
>>157776924if he isn't a sekitori material, then no one. it's only his 3rd basho.
>>157776924Shit, missed it again, but did read about him today being considered promising and sekitori material
>>157775307He did a goodbye stream before the last basho and said he was stopping because of work. Since then I've seen him in a bunch of other streams and discords helping people out. So he wasn't banned, just too busy to do it himself. Big L for the middy trannies who keep claiming he got nuked.
>>157766365Called it.
>>157775909https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XICbUfpEGQc
Love this little demon.
>>157777203it looks like he was vibrating with all that power
>>157777203kwab
>>157777203mfw
>>157777229I don't care what score he finishes on, he should get a fighting spirit prize regardless. Lil nigga gives it everything each fight.
>>157777203i think the only rikishi who could have reacted to this oncoming-freight-train-move by gonoyama would be super-flexible ura, who'd pull himself sideways to avoid getting pushed straight out of the dohyo.what's interesting is that hakunofuji basically applied the same strategy yesterday, too: plow into aonishiki with full force, while simultaneously breaking him out of his low stance.
>>157777365Zak could take that charge. Onosato could but he'd use it as an excuse to move backwards and lose like a retard.
>>157777203REMOVED!
>>157777203Never seen him get BTFO this badly before, Gonoyama is a beast and his plan worked perfectly
Dan needs to take henka lessons.
>>157777203LULZ
>>157777833red card
>>157776336Clown status?
Middy's replay is coming up to the Sanyaku matches.
>>1577778451 honks out of 10.
>>157777845So far the only clowns are Dan dick riders and Onosato yesterday. Otherwise it's been decent.
>>157777845Pretty likely to end up a non-clown basho still given the relative performance of the sanyaku, but a few stumbles up top open up the possibility of either a moderate (young up-and-comer like Toshi yushos) or colossal (30+ year old maegashitter yusho) clown bashoFor me, it's Atamin
>>157766609I'm scared that Onosato is gonna shatter Kirishima's rope dreams on day fifteen when they meet at 13-1
>>157778120Kirishima can't rope this basho no matter how he performs because he didn't get a yusho or strong jun-yusho in July. He was the only guy in that playoff to not win a match lmao.
>>157778120That's exactly what I'm hoping for. If Onosato is actually back (to some extent), then I don't want Kiri/Atami/Dan to get to skate by him.
We're in a 12-3 era. Kirishima's scored three yusho/yusho-equivalents in a row.
>>157778144Hakkaku isn't above smacking a bitch for making comments like that.
>>157778136there's nothing "back" about Onosato, just watch his win on Yoshi and you can see he still didn't push with his left shoulder at all.How are we 10 months later and he hasn't gotten surgery yet? He sat out a bunch and it clearly didn't help.
>>157778214Today's match was more like how 2024 Onosato used to fight, stop being gay about his shoulder.
>>157778228How about yesterday's fight?
>>157778232>Whataboutism in a fucking fatslap thread
>>157778214To be fair, he's never really pushed with his left. When it goes to the clinch, he grabs with his right and tries (and usually fails) to employ ottsuke with the left. >>157778228Stop being gay about everything, Neville.
>>157778235>hey this man fights well now>what about the previous 2 days when he didn't>uhhhhhh doesn't countRight on
>>157777833Yeah, I think that's why Aonishiki was a bit slow to get up after that one.
>>157777833>Right in the aonishikis
>>157777833Can't believe Gono kicked and punched a defenseless Aoinishki several times on camera, thought that was bad hinkaku.
Day 4 and Futagoyama stable is down to only 4 rikishi with winning records
>>157778600It's JSA-approved retribution for an uncalled hair pull.You don't fuck with the topknot.
>Kintamadashi
>>157777833Gonadyama going for the gonads
Kintamayama (金玉山) as a shikona Y/N?
>>157778971Very jew-pilled.t. Shirobuta
Dan has lost his touch. I’m on the Eisei train now.>Shishi?lmao
>>157779176Eisei looks like he needs more time. You should get on the Sunamusashi train.
>>157779191He is 17
>>157779262>-YOU SICK FUCK
>>157779262I stand by my statement.
>>15777926217 and he’s already beating seasoned veterans like Mori. Kid’s got potential, I say.
>>157779286>>Moriif he beats Oomori, then he's good. Beating Moriurara, yeah...
>>157777203That was revenge for the topknot pull.
>>157779961that's right.
I have literally never seen this guy do anything ever
>>157780404Legend has it that he occasionally emerges from the juryo mines only to disappear in the blink of an eye. Seeing him is a sign of good luck.
>>157780404he sweats a lotthat's something
>>157780404He's just one of those guys who grinds in unsalaried ranks for a decade then jobs in the flux of top half juryo/low makuuchi. Those guys are the heart and soul of sumo.
Is Hakuho going to allow trannys to participate in his girl's sumo league?
>>157780404Formerly the same height and weight as Onosato btw.
>>157780600Hakuho isn't based enough to tell the world that he doesn't know who the fuck Tom Brady is.
>>157780404
>>157780708Zounannoumi
Im so tired of seeing Shodai scrub it up in makuuchi and waste everyone's time. We might actually see this fucking bum drop into Juryo soon and hopefully retire.
>>157780605Him and Zak are so weird, like they don't look like they're buckling under their own weight like Kazuma but they fight so passively for no reason
What is Shonannoumi, Ichiyamamoto, and Shodai, and Kusanos problem? They are all 0-5...
>>157780772Shodai and Shonannoumi are just like that, they sometimes don't want to do sumo. Don't know about the other two
>>157780772Who the fuck is Kusano?
>>157780887Yoshinofuji. He was Kusano when he first came up then had to change his name.
*dies of mumps*
The bigger question is, what's going on with Oho? He was floating around the joi for a while and now he looks like he's destined to get sent to juryo.
>>157780912Wow really?
>>157780919*refuses to fight tanji*Cold bukkake style...
>>157780932Taiho has abandoned him.
Takayasu is probably my favourite rikishi
>>157780985His back must be acting up, because he just gives up whenever he gets bent slightly backwards.
>>157780985Why?
>>157780933yeshe was part of miyagino (hakuho) that got absorbed into isegahamasame with hakunofuji forma de ochiai a la hakuoho
>>157780985this post counts as believing
>>157781051Enho was the only one who had big enough balls to not change his shikona.
>>157780772I picked Itchy Yamamoto in KC, that's the reason
>2026>i am forgotten
>>157781102needs big cojones as a small man in sumo
>>157781157Hey, they couldn't all be hits...
>>157781001he's a real warrior and i'm honoured to watch the tail end of his career
>>157781275>tail end
>>157781307?
>>157781316Takayasu is a young man in the prime of his youth
>>157781320rope run starts now
>>157781320Anon...he's 58 years old...
Who was the absolutely beautiful Japanese elf princess dressed sharply in black sitting front row directly center on day 5? I must know.>AlsoMy man Tobizaru finally turning it on two days in a row.>Also alsoNo Zombeam sighted two days in a row. Am sad.
>>157781620>Zombeamfuckin' who?
>>157781620>Who was the absolutely beautiful Japanese elf princess dressed sharply in black sitting front row directly center on day 5? I must know.She is my wife. No I won't tell you her name.
>>157779961I was wondering if I was the only one thinking that.>>157780186N E V E RF O R G E T>>157778959Picrel.
>>157781631>who?Sumogoth! aka Zombeam aka my wife>>157781660Rude.
Also, whoever said Posture-hime was ugly two threads ago can fuck the right off.
>>157781631zombeam-chan
>>157766680>>157766699What do they do with the earth/clay of the dohyo after the basho? Do they just have someone come in with a tractory, scoop it up and haul it off somewhere, or do they like offer to let fans keep some?
Haven't been able to watch since day 1, has 'Kimono Lady' (middle-aged Japanese woman who wears expensive kimonos, tends to sit in the front few rows and spends most of her time looking at the cameras and smiling) shown up?
why does (s)he wear the mask?
>>157783324if she took that off it would be extremely painful
>>157781051Hakuho didn't give him that shikona. Kusano is his real name
>Aonishiki vs Fujinokawa
>>157783324worked with a japanese woman who said they where them out in public when they are sick (this was pre-covid)
>>157783841Yeah bro so exciting
>>157783888I'm still excited, maybe the henka will work this time
>>157783888His foot is mega fucked, he's just going to limp through the rest of the basho literally and figuratively.
>>157783935the wrapping will get bigger each day until it's a giant boot
>>157783888Now tell me how he was gonna definitely win against Goonoyama before he got shoved out in a blinkIt was like a drunk kid trying to fight the bouncer
>>157777826chiyoshoma as a mentor training arc when?
>>157777203When facing a guy like Gonoyama do you have to face them that close? Or can you setup a little more behind the line and try to let him lose a little of the initial momentum?
>>157784941You can set up as close or as far as you wantHakuho once started from the tawara against Shodai (in his prime)
>>157766628how do i get a japanese hag sumo slut wife?
>>157784986Im surprised more sumo dont do that then when facing a guy like him with the big charge. I guess you would have to be confident in your ability to start the fight that far back.
>>157785604>how do i get a japanese hag sumo slut wife?so wait do you want her to be a slut for rikishi or a slut that happens to be into sumo?
>>157785660Yes
>Ao goes 7-8 yet again>sits out of the next basho due to injuryImagine
>>157786295The danfag would probably kill himself lmao
>>157781956Bit of both. I think Nagoya lets people keep pieces. Also I think the core of the kokugikan dohyo gets reused since they have a retractable floor they can store it in.
>>157784941
>>157785649>more sumo*rikishi (or sumotori)
>>157783324I would guess it's just for privacy, she sits in the same spot every time so is recognizable
>>157781854Does this not count as a woman on the dohyo because they put a tarp down
>>157786619They destroyed it immediately afterwards due to impurity.
>>157786711Kotakiyama is coasting towards retirement.Tuskioka is fighting at his highest rank.Shunta never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Keiga has bitch tits.
>>157786711why isn't the sloppa working?
>>157786619I've seen them use a carpet in some of the retirement ceremonies, more often a woman stands on a little raised platform to the side.
Trannytame came back to give everyone mumps
>>157781620zombeam spotted
>>157787205i'd like to yorikiri her ass if you know what i mean wink wink
>>157787205Thanks anon.
>>157787249More of an okuritaoshi man myself.
>>157783420For (You)
lol, shinpan derp
Hey the soul stealing twins are there today.
Get mump'd bitch.
A true child of nurgle. Only stronger while afflicted with disease.
Nice win for Tanji
what a save lol
So would.
I miss Kaio's gold mawashi but the bright red is working well so far.
>>157787249HAHA, BUTTSEX, I GOT IT BORTHER, LMAO
He slapped him on the butt!
>>157787331he would slice you in half though
Thread's hinkaku ruined. Someone post some 20th century dohyo iri to cleanse the thread.
Make me.
Honestly these threads are always terribleIts better to watch sumo and not come hereI stopped posting and soon Ill stop lurking too
QQ
>>157787420ok
Kazuma is dead
Back to the drawing board Kazuma
>>157787448I suggest this time we hire an artist who understands basic human anatomy to draw him.
>>157787455They did, they just like drawing NTR fat guys
>>157787420You forgot your pills Jimmy?>>157787446>>157787448he may be injured, gets pushed off like a paper.
>>157787455He is already perfect
Kazuma is intentionally taking Ls so he can be Ura's bag carrier :3c
Endo on ABEMA.
>>157787517Murray on NHK, shan't be bothering with Abema
Middy on Twitch.
>>157787517We're watching Middy dumbass
>>157787528>>157787529yeah ok retards
>>157787528>>157787529who?
alright finland onokatsu is in maegashira tonight, you better fucking deliver
>>157787553KITAAAAAA
>>157787553great hinkaku from finland
Always do your shiko.
>>157787553Arigatou, Suomi.
Say Hakuho.
>>157787569Hakuho!
>>157787569HAKUHO!
>>157787569Hakunofuji
>>157787569>Say Hakuho.why?
>>157787579
>>157787579SAY MY NAME!!!!
>dohyo sexdohyo sex
>>157787585what kimarite is this?
>>157787581
Zombeam is on the left side a few rows back :3c
Ohno
Goddmanit Oho, what the fuck happened?
>>157787586ketsudashi
>>157787600>what the fuck happened?ancestor cry
>>157787586Shirinakadashi
Manlets, when will they learn?
>>157787619never, fujinokawa is gonna smoke injured dan today
Love me some Ura wins, simple as
Ura Yusho
>>157787631That would be acceptably clownish.
>>157787635For you.
>>157787593*shikos your balls*
>>157787491i saw one of these guys at a fast food place in japan. their aura was palpable
>>157787638Yes.
/OUR RETARD/
/OURRETARD/
She was not disappointed by the ogre tonight.
I wanted to type TSD for Shodai but then I realised Shishi also starts with S
RETARD POWER!
>>157787652Rikishi with names starting with S are a combined 3/18.
>>157787583Mönkhbatyn Davaajargal
>>157787663His legal name in Japan is Hakuho Sho.
>>157787663>mong>His real name is Mongwhat did they mean by this
Is Asanoyama Canadian? Because he's about to fuck that dog.
>>157787639I'd enjoy it.
ichi... :(
>>157787420>we have a little fun>anon gets buttblasted like Dan just grabbed his topknot
Endo looks miserable on Abema
>>157787684he is known for trying to get home as fast as possible whenever he's in tokyo. You can always bet on ichiyamamoto losing in tokyo because he tries to shower and get home before the traffic is bad. He's very speedy. As we speak ichiyamamoto is probably home watching the basho along side you and I.
>>157787694is he reading this thread right now?
>>157787694>As we speak ichiyamamoto is probably home watching the basho along side you and I.Holy fuck he just sat down next to me and cracked open a beer.
NEW THREAD >>157787696>>157787696>>157787696>>157787696>>157787696>>157787696>>157787696
>>157787697you know what I'd believe it.
>>157787699faggot
>>157787707it'll be all the sweeter if his favorite loses. I say this as someone who tends to like aonishiki.
