Dan edition >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157766609
Dan is cool
Roga yusho.
dan yusho! im trans btw idk if that matters
>>157787710back to your jew tactics I see
I do not care for Fujiseiun or Oshoma.
Nabatame will be returning tomorrow
tmd
>>157787729>Nabatame will be returning tomorrowSo everyone else can catch mumps? His trannyfucking hobby will bring ruin to them all.
>>157787729Are you from the past?
Okinawa yusho? Okinawa yusho!!!!
Fujiryoga is really bad at throws but I like that he's willing to try.
>>157787696retard
I'm a casual watcher, but that backfat grab looked nasty. Added a good twist to it too.
>>157787754>I'm a casual watcherwe know, finland
Oh boy lawd he comin'
ATAMI DID THE WALK
ENTER
thats probably the last time anyone will see churanoumi win by kirikaeshi
no spin to win
>>157787754Great bout for Churanoumi. First time I've really seen him look strong.
Lmao at Hakunofuji getting up and running in order not to get flattened. No hinkaku
>>157787767He once went double digits for six basho straight. Half the time it was in losses but still.
>>157787769https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa-ZIXJdDW4
>>157787760>tomatobased>middyoh nevermind then, gay
>>157787769While at it, has any rikishi suffered a notable injury that was pinpointed specifically to them getting "fatso in the crowd"ed?
It is my bad bros, I was the one believing
>>157787777Pretty sure a shinpan got KO'd a few basho ago. He remained ringside and did his job to the best of his ability to maintain hinkaku.
The Beast of Reiwa, everybody.
>>157787760
>>157787781Going into the basho he was already dealing with a leg injury. I think the only believe there is for him this tourney is getting the winning record. Just gotta hope when he starts fighting more lower ranks he can collect some more wins.
O Z E K IZEKI
Atami Ozeki run marches on!
Yep. I've seen enough. Atamifuji yusho.
fishlips sucks
>>157787781>betting on Ohodamn anon. I'm sorry. Like, I get it, I want to, but you actually did. Ancestor cry.
Reminder that Atami has the 2nd most sponsorship money this basho, beaten only by Onosato.
>>157787803this is how i walk
>>157787803this 'comin' to fuck your bitch' walk he does looks just like one of the titans in the attack on titan intro, I think the second, I laugh every time
>>157787809Kotoshoho made his Makuuchi debut July 2020. Since then he's had ONE kachikoshi in the joi and it was a 9-6 in May when every single top wrestler was kyujo.
>Atamifuji about to yusho>Kotozakura I to Kotozakura II: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxjmW_OoxO4
QUATRE TETAS
>zak going on the offensive no something you see errrrryday
>>157787831In fairness Takanosho's offense is pretty scary so if you get a chance to put him on the back foot you take it.
Zak should really use his hands more if his knees barely work train with his sempai takakeisho
Yoshi has a chance to do the funniest shit.
Maybe he can....
holy yoshi
KIRISHITMA
.... you dumb mong fuck.
That was amazing wow.
Great fighting spirit from Yoshi
KusanOHYEAH
What a match
Dump the rope into the trash on the way back to the locker roon Kirishima.
kiriSHITma
I thought Kirishima was about to explode his knee.
What a grind, fun bout
Looking at Kirishima right now, I hope he'll never manage to become yokozuna
Teru will personally cook Yoshi's chanko tonight for putting that Mong dog down.
I think its already dead after that but Kirishima pretty much has to run the table and win to have any zuna chance now right.
>>157787884He literally cannot rope. Takakeisho was flat out denied with a 12-3JY 13-2Y, why would they make an exception for Kirishima? Dude's chumping to Maegashiras.
>>157787884He can go for 12 again and try again in 2 months
this is what happens when you don't do your own style of sumo
Incoming henka.
>>157787884Yeah, they were saying he had to limit it to one loss in the first 5 days, so losing his second on day 6 is NOT going to look good even if he does pull it out. >>157787887Shut the fuck up, idiot. Kaio said he would if he won with a good score. You're just spouting nonsense.
reminder that kiriSHITma lost 5 bouts last basho
>>157787896You didn't disagree with me.
Man just refused to get tripped up
>no left hand on belt>loseDan is easy like that
>SAY>HIS>N-ACK!
Holy shit, this guy
My 2 goats.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA get fucked aoshit
danfags back to the shed
>>157787913Fuck are you talking about? Dan had a left hand grip the entire fight.
>>157787913his style of sumo... gone...
I thought Fuji was fucked like 4 different times and he still managed to win
He got greedy going for that double hand grip.
7-6 into skipped basho into OzekiwakeIt's gonna happen, watch
Aonishiki is migi-yotsu.
Yeah little Dan just gonna go 8-7 and rest this tournament
>>157787923Entire fight except when he didn't
Kadoban-DAN is back
Manlets wonTall people are officially on notice
sato gonna JUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy fuck, he was just refusing to get beaten
>>157787946Harumafuji reborn.
danfags?
Gonoyama's going to hit a brick wall and get pushed out by Sharto
Onosato is going to go backwards, fail to pull, and lose.
>goes backwards>winsThat's a new one
>>157787961Well, well, well...
HOW THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
>>157787961>and loseAnd win*
Dang i thought Gonoyama had him.
Sato forgot to jump, and therefore won.
>>157787961oh no no no
>>157787969I want to believe that one was calculated and not a panic pull.
>>157787976I mean he retard charged yesterday, obviously he would try to overpower Ono again tonight. I would've had the same gameplan.
circus music in the distance
>>157787980Gonoyama was extra motivated against Dan because of that hair pull. Hence why he kicked him in the balls.
>>157787980That's Gonoyama's one move. He tries to blast you out at the tachiai and if that doesn't work, gg
Your leaders after day 6.
>>157788001Hmm, I'm feeling like Ura Yusho. Yeah, that's sounds right
>>157788001Basically everyone here excepy maybe Chiranoumi and Onosato deserves a yusho. I'll stay with Atami though.
>>157788028>dan's gonna be 3-4
>>157788028a bit too early ao vs atami
>>157788081They're getting Atami's weaker opponents out of the way early on.
Sekiwake 1 West> Seigō "Kansai Killer" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Mr. Shakedown" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Zooming Zoomer" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Dark Enho" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Gino-sho Merchant" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Yung Yeller" Fujinokawa> Seigō Fuji "Nah." kawa> Seigō "Lanklet Misfortune" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Dohyo Astronaut" Fujinokawa> Seigō "Gnome Warlord" Fujinokawa> Seigō "No-Go" FujinokawaLet the cowardly tree-alike ones be trampled under a thousand year long manlet reign.
>>157788146Says the guy who just said Toshinofuji deserves a yusho.
>>157788060Karmic retribution for denying the 11-4 of fate last basho through an evil spirit allowing a hair pull win.
>>157788081Almost like they're trying to kick him when he's down.
>>157788152He's small of ranking, he can have one as a treat.Also I checked and Kawa is actually from Tokyo even though i've seen a pic saying blah blah Kawa first blah blah Sanyaku Kyoto blah blah, mea culpa for that as well.
>>157788162>focusing on the kick>not the bitch slap to the face
Yeah? If I got hit in the balls and the face simultaneously, I wouldn't be focused on my face...
>>157787822Didn't he win one tourney last year? Though that was also a one time thing it seems.
>>157788272Yup, some people just love to seethe.
>>157788272>>157788295>M15e
>>157788272That yusho was borderline fraudulent, but unironically.
>>157788222yeah I liked the slap more "remember me bitch?"
>>157788222>>157788332It wasn't really a slap though. Just a shove.
May Takemikazuchi forgive me for saying this but this basho has been pretty good so far.
>>157788308look at the last 4 matches, he earned it
>>157788162negative hinkakuyet as I told it in July - Dan should've sit that race out due to hairpull situation, this basho is his payback
To all bitches and whores of the world, Asanoyama yusho confirmed!
>>157788506There was some "bout of the basho" material every day so far (even excluding THAT Onosato match), so I gotta agree.
Yo Enho's new kesho mawashi is amazing.
There's been a lot of discussion about THAT match, but I don't think the sheer kinography of the aftermath is appreciated enough:> camera pans to Kotozakura bowing as if he himself caused this> people in the background losing their shit laughing> someone throwing a zabuton but it flies at Takayasu and ends up hitting someone in the audience> some guy readying a zabuton but stopping at the last moment> someone throwing a zabuton but just upwards without even giving a shit> someone throwing ANOTHER zabuton at Takayasu and it flying through the cam They'll be showing this in museums.
>>157789126I still like Takanosho eating a zabuton to the face after taking Teru to a playoff.
Someone post the super nervous guy beating Asashoryu and the wall of zabutons that followed.
>>157789126I love how quick the ozeki/yokozuna sitting down next to the dohyo for the musubi no ichiban get up as soon as the match ends.
Mr. Roboto had SOUL
>>157787843King K Rool ass looking motherfucker
Incredible day of sumo, no notes
>>157789345If Uncle had tried to ice him at the tachiai, I think this man may have had a heart attack
That's my fuckin' dog.
>>157789656Just compare it to Nagoya.
>>157789666And after that, just two Orientals enjoying some auspicious fish and chips with the lads. Serenity.
>>157788028>Fujiryoga vs ZakFucking neat, really looking forward to that.
>>157789656kwab >>157783888>>157783888>>157783888
>>157789345>The current Yokozuna are so bad that you never see the huge amount of seats being tossed into the dohyo when a kinboshi happens since its not even impressive anymore.
>>157789711has more to do with the cushions being bolted down in nearly all the arenas now
>>157789711Kind of a special case since Takamisakari was so beloved. Imagine if Koga beat Hoshoryu. >>157789735It really doesn't. They're only locked at one or two of the regional venues.
>>157787696Uhhhh dansisters... our response...?!
>>157789345Holy shit it rained pillows
>>157789903they already embarrassed themselves last thread >>157769715
>>157789779Idk how he could swing his arms like that before every match. When I tried to do I get a sharp pain in my pecs
Predict the January banzuke.>Y1e Onosato Y1w Hoshoryu>Y2e Kotozakura>O1e Atamifuji O1w Fujinokawa>S1e Takayasu S1w Daieisho>S2e Aonishiki S2w Kirishima>K1e Wakamotoharu K1w Yoshinofuji
>>157790328>Y2e KotozakuraPure tranny delusion
>>157790328>Y2e KotozakuraHow can Zak get yokozuna if URA IS WINNING THIS BASHO LETS FUCKING GO
>>157790348Oops sorry, I meant>Y1e Onosato Y1w KotozakuraBecause this is January and Hoshoryu was forced to retire after going 3-4-8 in November.
Middy's restream coming up on the Sakyaku.
Niggatame bros we are so back. Monkeypox can't keep this guy down, his swagger is back.
>>157783888
Dan needs to scrape out his kachikoshi and kyujo for his own good, probably miss the next tournament and get back in proper shape
>>157790516People are just wise to his tricks now. Watch for people slapping his arms away at the tachiai. His match with Kotoshoho is a great example, even though he won it was much tougher than it should've been because his arms got slapped.
>>157789711Maybe they should mandate recovery breaks so that the zunas are not fighting at half power all the time
Lil nigga was fighting Dan so close, like he clamped his body onto him jiu-jitsu style so that his weight was Dan's and vice verse and any throw attempt was meaningless
Dan is a solved problem.
With both at 3-3 we might see Aonishiki vs Shishi in the coming days
>>157790580Nah.
Imagine the FF casualties Shishi would cause as a drone operator.
What we saying on this Toshinofuji guy
I'm saying Hakuho.
>>157790623Hakuho.
>>157790328>Y1E Kirishima, Y1W Onosato>O1E Atamifuji, O1W Kotozakura>S1E Takayasu, S1W Fujiryoga>S2E Aonishiki>K1E Fujinokawa, K1W Gonoyama
some of these guys seem like they just suck at this sport
>>157790725That could be said about any sport.
>>157790738>>157790725SUMO ISN'T A SPORT
>>157790754Didn't say it was.
>>157790760I never said you did, semantic-chan.
>>157790725Half of them, especially in Juryo are fighting with debilitating injuries and are just rawdogging it to "heal on the dohyo"
>>157790826Well then thank for telling me I already knew, retard-kun.
>>157790836Onosato is fighting with one arm and HIV. So inspiring...
>>157790836why don't they give these guys a break and just have some other guys wrestle for a year?
>>157790879They're welcome to take a break, they'll just fall down the banzuke.
>>157790879They had those and apparently it was being "abused" so they canned them.
>>157790891exactly, and the difference in money just between makushita and juryo is so insane that there's really no point in waiting to be healthy
>>157790922Ms1-15 should get more. Or fuck it make a new division for them.
>>157790895Can't say I blame them. They once had 16 rikishi out in one tournament.
>>157790989Derp. Wrong pic.
>>157790997Double derp.
Asasuiryu has mastered the switch teleport technique
>>157790754Should these threads instead be moved to /x/ ?
>How does I summon ebil spiritz?
>>157791269All you have to do is Seihakuho.
HAKUHO HAKUHOHAKUHO
STOP POSTING HAGS
>>157791244>Should these threads instead be moved to /x/?
>>157791517ancient japanese secret
>>157791464Imagine lusting over Asanoyama and his... huge muscles...
>>157791512Bitch on the right looks like Enho in drag :|
>>157791668Do your parents know you're gay?
>>157791269The stand user could be anybody
>>157791668Imagine lusting over Enho and his... soft twink body...
>>157791464On today's Kotozakura's bout there was a hag filming him with her phone during the salt toss, i feared for his safety the way that woman was lusting for CuatroTetasI'll see if i can find it
gonoyama...dostetas...
>>157790895It as only "abused" because they relaxed the standards for it in the first place. Then when the system was used according to the standards they allowed, they whined and got rid of the entire thing. Stupid.
>>157791758HOW DO I DOWNLOAD A VIDEO FROM NATTO TO MAKE A WEBM OF THIS HAG LUSTING FOR ZAK
>>157791837I just screen capture with obs
>>157791837HLS video recorder extension on chrome
How's your kachi clash going? I'm surviving, got 4 wins today with Dan being the one to let me down. I don't think anyone had Dan being the worst Ozeki+ performer this basho on their bingo card.
It'd be going a lot better if I'd switched Oho to Takerufuji like my gut told me. Useless fake Naya sack of shit.
I'm one of the three people who picked Wakatakakage
>The current worst possible team contains Aonishikilmaoooo
>>157792006That team is worse than someone who took both Hoshoryu and Wakanosho, lol.
>anosho>looks inside>he hasn't missed a match yet in his career
>>157791758>>157791837I dont understand how people make those great looking webms that last for like 30 seconds under 4mb, then again im using the most basic software everAROUND HAGS NEVER RELAX>>157791841>>157791846Ended up recording on the nvidia app
>>157792135>2048x1152Doesn't help.
>>157792159yeah i recorded it on 1440p and then just reduced it to the maximum 4chin allowed, i assumed it being just 3 or 4 seconds i still had some marginBut first one came like 8mb, had to cap it on 3.9mb on the programBut point taken, i shall learn little by little so i can make some more ̷p̷o̷r̷n̷ sumo webms
>Nekane>ZendaSpainbro gonna be eating good.
>>157792135You don't need the 8Mbps bitrate, and you will need it even less if you use lower resolution. Also CRF if you're setting it manually
>>157792202Abi loving every second of it. Is this the one where they all threw hoops at the end?
>>157792202
If Atamifuji gets to 500 lb he should change his name to Kawaī Mītobōru which means Cute Meatball
He should change his name to Ataminofuji just to annoy people.
>>157791967Ichiyamamoto is fucking my ass rawlKotoeiho isn't helping either
>>157792202how can we protect his smile bros?
>>157792898Anon... he's the one protecting yours...
>>157792903
>>157790497I'm late but it was a good bout, his face seems all puffed up though kek
>>157792135Damn that lady is thirsty. To be fair Zak arouses me as well.
MY NIGGA FUJINOKAWA
>>157790754>Sumo originated in Japan, the only country where it is practised professionally and where it is considered the national sport.[2][3]
>>157793519Weren't you listening to what Hakuho just told you? Last time someone did that Harumafuji smacked a bitch and got retired.
>>157790348Kotozakura has gone 14-1. Dan has not.
>>157794148Hoshoryu hasn't gone 14-1 either. Onosato has gone 14-1 as many times as Zak.
>>157792502>Kawaii meatball means cute meatballNo shit
>>157794269>Using Mītobōru for meatball instead of Nikutama
Is it safe to say Dan will never be a yokozuna?
>mfw aonishiki vs fujinokawa matchi think this is the first time i've seen someone best aonishiki despite him being in his favored low stance, holy crap.meanwhile gonoyama learned today that the "go full throttle" tachiai is very vulnerable to both getting henka'd or, in this case, slapped down by a taller rikishi. easy win for onosato.>>157787884i don't see yokozuna being in the cards for kirishima right now. neither aonishiki, even if his yokozuna run would have just begun with this basho anyhow. neither win consistently and dominantly enough, and the JSA is already regretting their promotions of hoshoryu and onosato. i like big hosh and hope he makes a full recovery, but it's very obvious that he doesn't even have half the talent of his legendary uncle asashoryu. imo the era of asashoryu vs hakuho was a golden era of sumo that the sport won't see again this century. none of the current rikishi can compare to their level of skill and dominance on the dohyo. as much as the JSA hated hakuho, it does seem like they were spoiled by his performance and now expect a rikishi to perform similarly to pass as an acceptable yokozuna.>>157787980i would have henka'd his ass. i don't care how dishonorable the move is lmao.
>>157789126>kotozakura making a quick exit so the evil spirits summoned by this pathetic loss won't spread to him and ruin the rest of his runa wise choice.
>>157789345more pillows in one video than an entire IKEA wtf
>>157793625sorry i only listen to guys that are still in the jsa
>>157794569>it does seem like they were spoiled by his performance and now expect a rikishi to perform similarly to pass as an acceptable yokozunaNo, this is a retarded plebbit talking point. Hosh is doing worse than Kakuryu did while Onosato is just at parity with Hakkaku at the same point in their yokozuna careers.
>>157794500He can be but he relies way too much on his left grip. If he doesn't have it his chances of losing go all the way up.
>>157794852nope, it's not mere speculation. the JSA elders have repeatedly urged both hoshoryu and onosato to improve their performances on the dohyo. if hosh doesn't do well after his recovery, they may well "ask" him to retire, and he isn't even 30 years old yet.
>>157794912Because they're doing worse than other yokozunas, not because they're expecting them to do multiple zenshos like Hakuho.
>>157795017>they're doing worse than other yokozunasthat's the whole point. you're focusing too much on my mention of hakuho specifically. they're both not performing yokozuna-tier, and the JSA is mad about it.
>>157794912>if hosh doesn't do well after his recovery, they may well "ask" him to retireStop being such a drama queen Hans. They haven't even been given an official "encouragement," let alone a recommendation to retire.
>>157795035>you're focusing too much on my mention of hakuho specificallyThe whole point of my post is to call out your mention of Hakuho as retarded.>hurr JSA expects them do as well as the GOATNo retard they're not even doing as well as the average yokozuna.
>>157794263Maybe they'll promote Onosato soon, then
the last time a yokozuna failed to yusho in their first year was wakanohana over 20 years ago
>>157795202So that means things happen from time to time. Also, maybe im wrong but is it possible that the overall banzuke is just really solid right now?
>>157795241Yeah not really. These guys do have delusional expectations but that doesnt mean they're totally wrong, its just a lesser degree.
>>157795241>Also, maybe im wrong but is it possible that the overall banzuke is just really solid right now?Sure but that means yokozuna standards should be stricter, not looser, to ensure the yokozuna prove they're properly above the rest.
>>157795241talent is down overall from fifteen years ago but talent at the top moreso than the rest of the banzuke
>>157794500he needs to actually become viciouslike how the fuck are you supposed to win everything if you're doing boring "patient" sumo?he needs to slam throats, do arm bars, headbutt faces, otherwise he just loses to random maegashira shitters with a plan
>>157795618He aint got the heart or the guts.If he did, he wouldnt have run away to Japan.
We're going 14-1, Zakbros.The Zak rope run starts NOW.
>>157796236that isn't even his final formhe will unleash 6 titties when he ropes
>>157794852
>>157796236I believe in zak. Seems like his knees are doing better. The next dai yokozuna
>>157797090I believe in zak...'s ability to go 8-7
The 76th Yokozuna Kotozakura
Midnight sumo is a faggot and he should not be how you watch sumo
>>157797991shut the fuck up bitch we love middy herehe's the goat
>>157798011fuck off to his gay chat then, retard.
Damn Nabatame got fucking dogwalked.
>>157798095dumbfuck nigatame, what did he think that fuck tomokaze will do? of course it's hatakikomi 9 out of 10 matches with him.
>>157798011>we love middy hereas fucking if
who's gonna disappoint us todaygotta be kotozakura
YOISHO
Why would Onosato have Ichiyamamoto as his tsuyuharai? that nigga is 0-6. That is bad for the spirits.
LIFE IS A TREEEEAAAAASUUURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157789735So there's no chance of me acquiring Zombeam's cushion after a day? Am sad.
>>157789345Damn.
sexo with 47 sumo hag
>>15779825747 hags is simply too many anon
>>157798257ok i'll take this one
>>157798306She was putting her phone back into her bag after having filmed the wrestlers for her her endless lust
>>157789345This guy's enthusiasm is great. Not like most rikishi.
>>157798294not with that attitude
>>157798257fuuuuarcking hell she is insanely cute
>Chiyoshoma does nothing but henka.
goddamn chiyoshoma
>>157798355I missed this one, that should make three, at least?
>>157796236this is our vindication basho
>>157798409Yeah thanks my bad. Well he is still finding himself.
>>157798343It's that Okinawan flavor...
CAM ON OHO *bang bang*
>>157798443fuuuuuuuark yeah!!!!
the hakuho 2.0 meme is dead
Fuck yeah Wakanohana.
>>157798448Hakuho only went>*checks notes*12-3 on debut. Yeah not happening.
RETARD ALERT
I still say Hakuho.
retardbros...
Made him work for that at least.
That man does NOT skip leg day.
damn shishi almost a nice save
Shishis rope dancing is always fun to watch. One of the few who resists
Crazy strength from both of them.
retard sisters i believed for a moment
Even the best retard spills, you will get him next time Shishi
>>157798484Speak of the devil...
I feel nothing for Shodai.
>>157798507Meant for >>157798490
But what about my Ura yusho?
>>157798509Shodai was a former Ozeki
>>157798520
>>157798523A pretty lame one.
*fatly falls over*
>Bitches, I'm sorry
This basho is getting less clowny by the second.
>>157798568Because Fujiseiun beat a former Ozeki and yusho winner?
I feel like we are getting spoiled this basho, most days so far had at least 2-3 really good bouts
>>157798571Yes, the pretenders are falling.
I will never be this cool...
>Kisenosato keeping timeUh oh.
How do I know if a basho is clowny or not
>>157798621it's clown basho if there is no sanyaku in lead/going for yusho.
Russian Koga yusho
>>157798621if maegashitters are in the yusho race and sanyaku aren't if shishi is undefeated it's automatically clowny
>>157798621If the tournament leaders are upper sanyaku, it's not clowny. Otherwise, you should be able to hear the honks from your maison.
Nigga gave up
>>157798621If it looks similar to last year's july basho. [spoiler]Even though I enjoyed that basho personally[/spoiler]
Miserable basho for Kotoheiho.
watching atami on the sidelines never disappoints
I believe.
Ready to get humiliated danfags?
I was hesitant to trust in Fujinokawa in sanyaku, but god damn
shit's about to get real
Atamifuji will defeat Aonishiki. He is just too fat and wide, unless Aonishiki manages to go Ultra instict or something
>>157798760he's really putting it all togetherwould love to see him start putting up consistent 11-4s/12-3s, but even with the amount of matches that he has been dropping in recent tournaments he's incredibly impressive
>>157798781Jinxed ut
Fuck's sake.
>>157798781sadly no. atami is takayasu 2.0
>>157798756You were saying?
Atamifuji lost that one... tried too hard to force him down instead of back.
i can sense the ugly personality hiding behind atamifujis jolly and santa claus like exterior.
NOOOOOOOO
the white man marches forward
>>157798766shit got real
HE'S BACK
dansama I kneel
>>157798781I was wrong. White man, I kneel as stupid mongol
based yet also not based. WHITE MAN!!!
Antidan's are all brown mongoloids btw
>>157798808Youre projecting
>>157798824This is true
>>157798824Aonishiki is browner than me by one shoulder.
Was Onosato doing gangnam style in the hallway?
never believe
I believe in Fujiryoga
>>157798835no. All muttmurribraps are brown like feces. do not pretend you are actually white.
Damn, good effort but he needs to stop giving Dan that left hand grip right at the beginning
>>157798824stop looking at his crotch and check his brown spot big as a lake on his back Rupert
>>157798843his teacher taught him to schmoove for good chi
Kotozakura yusho and rope run
>>157798854https://youtu.be/mqWMEbvnXrU
It's his time!!!
>>157798854Case and point
KOTOZAKURA II IS BACK
>>157798855>that flagYou forgot your VPN shitskinbro
What if Zak just doesn't go on a 6 match losing streak..
>>157798882>what if the sun doesn't rise tomorrow
THE ZAKURA BLOOMS AGAIN
Zak gave him the ol effortless Seagal throw
>>157798882Yoko run, appropriation of Josh's parking spot. 2 parking spots, baby
>>157798893Hosh*
joshoryu
Yokozuna Josh
Fuck josh
Gonoyama deserved that one.
THE CLUTCH
almost had him :(
Total Mongol victory
>>157798925The only thing that bridge troll deserves is torches and pitchforks.
>>157798904>>157798906>>157798912we did it reddit!edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!edit 2: holy frigging awesomesauce this comment blew up!
Forward or backward Onosato today?
>>157798948Backward. Should still win though... probably.
>>157798944
>>157798948He will henka
>>157798948backward yesterday, so forward today
>>157798948Sideways
>>157798948Up.
Lmao just push
>>157798948Forward it seems
tomorrow it's backward
Big Sato power.
toss his ass
Yeah churanoumi had a good run but you can’t expect a bum to beat every top flight fighter
NOOOOOOO DON'T LEAVE ME
Yokozuna and Ozeki in the lead, 1 ozeki and 2 sekiwake 1 loss away. I don't hear any honks right now
Clown status after day 7: 0 honks out of 10.
>>157798991She's returning to my home sorry bud. I will give her a good pumping in your honor.
>>157798996It's anyone's game still but goddamn I am so happy onosato seems to be healing up a bit. Kotozakura also seems to have picked up a few new moves from the training he and onosato did in the off month.
>>157798996Glad Onosato's back on his game, hope this keeps up.
Odds they promote zak with a 13-2 Jy and a 12-3Y in November or did horse fuck that up
>>157798992It's the path taken, not the result.
This basho is more like what 2024 felt like with Sato and Zak smushing everyone.
>>157798996>Horse is out>Sumo starts healingJust how many evil spirits does he smuggle into each basho?
>asashoryui want this guy to lose because his behaviour is terrible for a yokozuna>hoshoryui want this guy to lose because it would be so fucking funny
Ura is a fucking punk.
>>157799425What did he ever do to you?
>>157799650His heart is evil
>>157799215>2024>yeah, Onosato and Zak are leading>2025>yeah, Onosato is leading, wait Zak too!>2026>ONOSATO AND ZAK ARE LEADING!?
>>157799818But enough about mongolians
Zak made Ozeki out of nowhere, so why not Yokozuna?
>Steady climb through the ranks>Never had a makekoshi in lower sanyaku>Out of nowhere
>Has to cut off at Sanyaku to excuse Zak's makekoshis at Maegashira
They don't need to be excused. His double digit scores (and lack of double digit losses) excuse them.
>>157800422You say that like he had a bunch of them. He didn't.
It's impressive how unimpressive he looked on the dohyo the past year and a half despite consistent winning records
Been dealing with that knee injury for a while now.
Trannytame bros it's over for us, he had to have known that tomokaze would hatakikomi but he ate it anyway
>>157800863>hatakikomi 136 (43.45 %, overall rate is 8.52 %)It may be his only move, but you can't deny he does it very well.
Get on the bandwagon or get left behind, your choice.
Asahifuji with a great match today, though he's starting to slam into his ceiling it looks like.
>>157800241Kotozakura I didn't earn yokozuna promotion until 5 years into his ozeki career. Koto II has plenty of time.
>>157801053Reminder that it was Oho who denied Zak's zensho.
We are about to witness this moment reversed in the Aonishiki vs. Kotozakura bout. I hope you are all ready.
>>157800996I think he's just super catious and wants to secure sekitori spot for next basho.
>>157801496That was kino
>dan scams his way to a 12-3 yusho
reminder that dan was spiritually an ozeki last tournament so he can get promoted this tournament
>>157801754He'd have to win out through the hardest part of his schedule. That would be more of a complete sanyaku collapse than a scam on his part.
>>157801784No.
>>157800986Why would I need to get on the bandwagon? I have my Kotozakura trading card beside my computer at all times.
>>157798996horseryu accounted for the majority of the clownishness in previous clownshos and he is sitting this one out so what did you expect?
>>157802022I expected Onosato, who actually accounted for the majority of the clownishness in previous bashos, to fail. There's still time for that.
>>157802096You don't understand anon, Takayasu's roundhouse kick would have cut Onosato clean in half. As a Yokozuna, he understood the need to maintain the purity of the venue, and so he gracefully and with much hinkaku exited the ring before spilling blood on the dohyo.
>>157802096I still dont trust him to not lose his mind and drop 2 of 3 or something.
>>157802213Should have just blocked the kick.
here are our struggling brothers after the first weeksay something encouraging to them>hakunofuji-san.... hakuho is still watching
>>157802255Trying to block Takayasu's roundhouse kick would redirect the energy towards poor old Kimura Shonosuke, who is just one basho from retirement. Please understand.
>Roga yusho>Roga Komusubi promotion>literally a 5 second interview on Futagoyama Ch.>SUGOOOOOIII!!
>>157800986Are we allowed to believe or he's gonna just go full retard if we believe
>>157802351>Carries a dagger into the ring, but isn't willing to die for sumo.Disgraceful.
>>157802515Me after my 4th Mike's Hard Lemonade.
>>157802515He should die for an incorrect call, not for catching a deflected roundhouse cutter.
Missed another day...How is Onosato doing? Is the Dohyo still healing him?
>>1578028785-2, today's loss was even dumber than the Takayasu match.
>>157802891Damn, that's unfortunate.
>This tuganigga actually hasn't gone back and watched today's boutsHe won faggot, him and Zak are the only 6-1s.
nabatame stands against illegalsis there anything he can't do?
POST MORE HAGS
>>157803512apparently atamifuji was tweaking out in the back when he watched the replay
Danbros wonAtamisters lost
>>157803584Probably super pissed at being cockblocked by Dan yet again. Don't forget Dan's beaten Atami in two playoffs this year alone, and today's loss is probably the end of him making Ozeki this basho.
>>157803512Live that Aonishiki left leg trouble near the end looked worseNow the more i watch it the more it just seems like an slip, but since its in his compromised leg you never know
>>157803649>end of him making Ozeki this basho13-2 I believe
>>157803672yeah, looked more like a slip but that leg has been taking a beating
>>157803445Sure. Hag kino, kino for hags...> 35 year old elementary school teacher Suzuhara Nao decides to abduct Michiki Rena, one of her female students, after discovering that she is being abused by her mother.11 episodes, 8.3 on IMDB, some people watched only because of the stellar performance of the child actress. The actress in question? None other than Mana Ashida, star of the sissy hypno mochi commercial, and it was that role which propelled her to stardom. Educate yourself.
>>157802515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH_XD-V6ccA
>>157802515
I miss the car commercial from a year or two back.
>>157794500At this point, pretty much imo. Seems like he's broken.
imagine the chimpout if someone earlyfagged a new Dan thread right now
>>157803990
>>157804157Someone do it, please for the love of god.
Dan just straight up overpowered Atamifuji, the biggest guy in sumo. He was able to do that because he is the strongest guy in sumo. White muscles are just stronger than yellow ones. 150kg of Dan is worth more than 200kg of jap
>>157802515>run gyoji run!>rikishi gonna' get ya'!>run gyoji run!>better get away!
>157804182
>>157803425based
>>157804182>the biggest guy in sumoYou complete and utter tourist.https://www.reddit.com/r/Sumo/comments/1oyo8ol/kazunofuji_gives_it_his_all_against_dewanojo/Kakuryu doing his best to not burst out laughing.
>Middle left guy looks like Vito from the SopranosSumo Power!!
>>157804244>reddditFaggot.
>>157804272I googled for a specific match and that's what I found, bite me.
>>157804182The scientific explanation is that Aonishiki’s Tatar genes are reacting to a potential yusho win by Kirishima, flooding his muscles with a surge of power to prevent it. It is a natural reaction inherited from the peoples of the Caspian steppes facing the threat of a Mongol horde. That is precisely why Dan has lost three bouts: the absence of Hoshoryu has diminished the Mongol threat in the basho, thereby weakening him.The more Mongols there are in contention for the yusho, the more powerful Aonishiki becomes. Atamifuji could weigh 500 kg, but if there are five Mongols leading the basho, Aonishiki will still be able to shove him right out of the dohyo.
>>157804305
>Shitma used Aikido!
>>157804305What's tatars?
>>157804182>couldn't do that vs the tiny fujinokawaretard
>>157802096horseshit cope. he will never yusho
Aonishiki will bring back the uchimuso to deny Zak the yusho
@grok post the YOU'RE A REAL OZEKI pasta but switch the names so it's Dan giving Zak the win
>>157804182shutup retard
Sato has Takanosho and Zak has Haku. Both should be easy wins.
>>157804244Wow, that's just sad to watch! The small guy could have won by just going around and pushing him the back, but I guess that would have been considered unsportsman-like.
>>157805127Nah, he'd just grab you or pivot. This is how it's done.
Will he ever yusho?
>>157805373No. He won't even get another JY.
>>157805430You will say his name...
>>157805493LKHAGVASURENBYAMBACHULUUN
>>157805373absolutely 0 chance, which sucks, it would be soulful as fukcHe was part of the first sumo bout i ever watched on tv, can't recall against whom, before actually getting a bit more onto the sport a couple years agoIt was on some sort of random ass program on Eurosport
>>157805573The first sumo I watched was the July 2024 basho, probably because I sometimes lurked Youtube in Japanese. It was the NHK highlights, and whenever I watched the last match I couldn't help but wonder how this shit was supposed to be fair because Teru was just too fucking huge compared to everyone else.
Cursed yokozuna. Evil spirits are surrounding him, and he will never be a true daiyokozuna
>>157805673>Evil spirits are surrounding himLook, there's one at Y1w right now!
>>157805627Thi was maybe 7 years ago at a cafe i worked then.Boss was entertaining some friends after dinner and i was the one bartending for them (with the cafe closed shutters down etc).So while they were laughing and playing cards and drinking i was just watching tv and Eurosport was running some small piece on sumo.And i remember the narrator saying something like>while size and strength often dominate the bouts, those wrestlers also need to be nimble, quickfooted, blablabla"All the while Takayasu was on screen slapping and nodowa-ing some poor japIt was super funny how the narrator was praising the rikishi are these well balanced and complete and complex athletes and Taka was slapping the living shit of his rival on screenDidnt really get onto sumo until a couple years ago myself, and when i saw Takayasu and i was like holy fucking shit. I recognized him instantlyMan... where does time go
>>157805745>He's a month younger than meYeah hahaha...
>>157805745>It was super funny how the narrator was praising the rikishi are these well balanced and complete and complex athletes...Counterpoint.
>>157805792>takayasu loading up a rolling thunder before losing his balancereal one
>>157805763picrel is Aritz Aduriz, a football player 4 months younger than me that spent most of his career playing for the club of my cityHe played professionally until he was 39 years old, which is a fairly late end to a career on football other than for keepers. So my father used to tease me with comments about him.>Look at Aritz Aduriz, same age as you, millionaire, playing football, what have you done?So i used to use those same teases on my friends cuase were were literally being humbled by him every single week.>Can't wait for fucking Aduriz to retire, he making us all look badEnough walking down memory lane or i might just kill myself.>>157805792>Counterpoint.Yeah, now i can appreciate it, but at the time, i was half drunk and it seemed so funny. Im probably remembering it more exaggerated than it really was but in my mind it was 15 seconds of straight slapping and nodowas until he won
>>157805906bilbaoanon...
>>157805906>in my mind it was 15 seconds of straight slapping and nodowasSumo is the best.
NEW>>157805994>>157805994>>157805994Yeah, I got the number wrong, fuck you.
>>157804789Crimea natives, pretty much integrated into ukrainian culture since cossacksDan doesn't look like a tatar at all
>>157802515based as fuck
