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Cheese
Sucks
jays
>Yams in 5 hoursI feel like he'll shine in garbage time baseball
>>157758351No goodbye kiss?
Soxies
first for 2010's baseball was better
>>157758357Great pic OP. Smug then, smug now.
what hobbies will you pick up next summer when there's no baseball?
>>157758320They do though. The NLCS and ALCS are usually the top four teams. Or at least three out of the four best teams.
>>157758396the only people I've kissed in the last few years are my parentsand my Randy Johnson poster
>>157758362What was unclear about that? I hate this nigga danishanon, bruh.
>>157758358I don't think a 4-division fix would decrease the postseason randomness that punishes the best teams and rewards the mediocre ones, it would only introduce more playoff teams. They just need to incorporate a best-of-7 opening round.
>>157758421cuisine
>a football coach knows the other team's playbook>he destroys them>a baseball team is told real time which pitch is being thrown>still lose a 7 game series multiple times
>>157758421I'm going back to beauty school and will try to be a hairdresser. Go cubs btw
>>157758426Well then there’s no better time to change that. Doesn’t have to be a kiss, could be a full-on, passionate, love-making kind of make out session.
>>157758425The data actually shows the exact opposite. Since the new playoff format started, we have never had all top four seeds make the final four. In fact, over those seasons, lower seeds or Wild Cards took 7 out of the 16 available spots in the ALCS and NLCS. In a season like 2023, three out of the four best teams were knocked out immediately in their very first matchup. The top teams aren't 'usually' there; the bracket is consistently being hijacked by lower-seeded teams that get hot at the right time
>>157758421As a Cubs girl, I'm going to do Onlyfans
>>157758456A football coach knowing the other team’s playbook would not mean guaranteed success. Knowing the opponent’s plays would not mean his own team has superior athletic ability to them. Same goes for knowing which pitches are coming via trash can.
>>157758488
>>157758469wouldn't that be nicebut you know what would be even better?a lockout that leads to 90% reduced ticket & concession prices for baseball fans!
>>157758263don't tell me what to do i've been using this trip here since probably before you born I just stopped using this site for like almost a decade because I got old/bored and now everything else sucks so much in the world i'm back out of boredom (pic related I created it in photoshop in like 2010/2011 for yankees game threads)
>>157758505>he has a public post history
>>157758494Fluke
>>157758421GTA VI will be out by then
>>157758499Absolutely it would. We could have another massive food fight like Phillies fans had a few years ago. I’m dying to throw a hot dog at shohei.
>>157758421probably try that new WoW
>>157758505What software did you use to get that vanity trip?
>>1577584722022 and 2023 aren’t good examples because the MLB was still adjusting to the bye week. The next few years should be different. Last year and the year before, three of the four final teams were the two top seeds.
>>157758570Hopefully it's fun
>>157758575it's trial and error and it is tedious. you do it one letter at a time
>>157758601OK. But two wild years followed by two chalk years doesn't mean the league 'adjusted' it means the format is a total coin flip. If the system is so volatile that the final four is a complete crapshoot 50% of the time, the regular season still doesn't have a direct, reliable correlation to playoff success. Plus, tell that 'adjustment' theory to the Phillies, who won 95+ games back-to-back years as a top-2 seed and got instantly sent home by lower seeds both times
>>157758536>trying to be anonymouse these days >>157758570it's gonna suck>>157758575I think it was called tripcode explorer or something like that. There were ancient programs to could try to generate words in unsecure trips from around 2007 on and so that kept improving with CPUs. no clue what is around now
>>157758636>>157758611the duality of /v/
>>157758620It will continue being the top four or three of the top four most years. It just hasn’t had enough years to even out the stats. The Phillies were a wild card team the two years before that. It took the Dodgers two years to adjust, maybe it will be the same for the Phillies. And part of the reason the Phillies lost is Thomson’s incompetence and the Phillies age old tradition of keeling over and dying offensively when it matters most. And I say that as a Phillies fan.
>>157758657I accept your concession.
>Shaq dunking is randomhe actually argues this
>favorite team>favorite song
>>157758613do people actually do this lmao. I think the tripcode programs were pretty popular and well known by users here years earlier. I think some /g/ users ported it over from 2ch
>>157758718Red Sox Sweet Caroline
>>157758715>shaqhow new are you?
>>157758700That wasn’t a concession, I was just elaborating my point. With that said, I would accept a blowie as a concession.
>>157758718YankeesAnything by Fat Joe
>>157758746we dont have time for starbucks
>>157758715>danishanon schizoid continues to scream at cloudsWhen did I ever say that, nigga? My whole point was sports are less random than they are made out to be.
>>157758718jaystrue thoughts
>>157758718Seattle MarinersRed Sun in the Sky
>>157758570Based
>>157758718CubsLil Dirk
>>157758748>Fat Joe literally cursed the yankees in the world series with how bad his performance was compared to ice cube in LA
>>157758718CubsGirls just want to have fun
>>157758759We’re gonna blow each other in Starbucks? How aesthetic
>>157758785i heard cubs girls specifically don't care too much about fun
>>157758570Cringe
>Rogers throwing a laser accurate 50 yard pass right in the palm of the receiver is random
>>157758809baseball?
>>157758784Yeah, Fat Joe cursed the Yankees. It wasn't the fact that they were in year 1 of a rebuild and severely lacking run prevention they wouldn't get until 2026.
>>157758809>incoherent sobbing
IM FROM THE BRAHNX NEWARK!
PEFF
>>157758809>Kyle Schwarber crushing a 500 foot homer to deep left is random
>>157758784Revisionist history. Fat Joe killed it
>>157758826>in rebuild >second highest payroll in baseball
>>157758856>speerating different eras of teams is meaningless if they have high payrolls >the 2021/22 Dodgers are the same as the Ohtani Dodgers.
>>157758846my buddy in the 90s threw a bitch fit when he found out wrestling was all staged. he developed a conspiracy theory that all major sports were rigged, not just the final score but every single play was scripted.as an adult, I realize he was half right in that they're all rigged
>>157758869Adding a billion is enough to differentiate them
The 2009 Yankees are actually the same build as the 2024 Yankees.
>>157758869>speerating different eras of teams is meaningless if they have high payrollsCorrect. I am glad we agree
The 2017 Astros are actually the same as the 2023 Astros
>>157758809>Rogers taking it 8 inch deep into his lower field is random
>>157758826>rebuilding Yankees were in win now mode after they traded and had only one year of Soto. What killed them was their terrible manager deciding to put in Nestor Cortez who hadn't pitched in months and was a starter into a world series game to close it out instead of the reliable lefty they had used all year.
We should actually regroup divisions based on payroll
>>1577588892022 astros and 2026 astros are the same actually
>>157758921so essentially become premier league?
>>157758846Schwarber has never hit a 500 feet homer
>>157758927True
>>157758921>small market Cardinals
>>157758838I say this.
>>157758921I didn't know the Tigers were that high, and they are 8 games below .500. What are they doing?
post your reaction when the worst team of the Judge era actually manages to pull off a sneaky World Series ring this year
>>157759015The Rays?
>>157759019>the raysRaped and gaped by Cam Schlittler
>>157759030what about the other 4 games of the series?
>>157758941Proof? Have you ever been to a Phillies game?
>>157759015
I'm a Cubs girl and I like to have fun!
>>157759041They only need 3 wins Saar.
>>157759042i went with your mom
i'm gonna walk into my shop and go to sleep so i can wake up for the game
So we all agree that if the Red sox don't sweep Tampa next week they should immediately be investigated for fixing games
>>157759048The Yankees had the best record and run differential in the American League in 2025
>>157758421Prostitutes
>Tyler Wells, our best reliever outside of Baker, going on the ILFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>157759097Well then you would know how many 500+ foot home memes Schwarber’s hit. I’ve seen a few go to 700. One of them hit an airliner.
>>157759160Nooo you fucks broke Wells
>>157759152Based. Male or female?
>>157759160It's ok. You guys can hang a division title after the Yankees send you packing.
>>157759179Least arrogant Yankees fan
>>157759145that's great
>>157759093>assturds>doyers over cubbies>max muncyyeah, you're retarded
>>157759205I don't think there's really any team to be scared of
>>157759241I ain’t a Rays fan, bruh
>>157759241you'll lose to the Twins tonight and be back to doomposting
>>157758421I play in a men's league already.
>>157759265I'm the most positive Yankee fan here.
>>157759268are you pitcher or catcher?
>>157759224Max Muncy is the Aaron Judge of the NL. It's only fitting that he hits a walk-off home run to seal the series and then retires.
>>157759268You play in a men’s league but are you in the men too?
>>157759305Max Muncy is on the Athletics you absolute bufoon
with JDP as the DH i just don't see who's gonna stop the doyersthey've completed their lineup
MY METS WILL SURELY WIN NEXT YEARJUST GOTTA PAY SHOHEI 3 BILLION DOLLARS
>>157759385Brewers and they don't even have to call up Jesus Made.
>>157759433With 2.9 billion deferred until 2148.
>>157759433Where would they put Soto in 1-3 seasons?
>>157759514Out the damn door where he belongs
The Mets used Grok to build a team for them
PFMA
Day Paola leading off :o
NCDP
ECDC
>>157759607Is finally playing the field?
>>157759607this might be the most stacked lineup of all time
>>157759173Female I’m not a gay
>>157759736Not even the occasional femboy to mix it up a bit?
>>157759690not even on par with the 2019 Astros
>>157759786Start namefagging then
>>157759747Gross
I like to have fun!
>>157759834They’re still feminine so what’s wrong with it?
>>157759607>De PaulaPrototypical 50 hr/50 sb archetype, future MVP.>Freeman Prototypical power hitter and XBH slapper, 40 hrs/40 doubles>BettsPrototypical contact/speed threat 20 hrs, 200 hits, 30 SB>Tucker More clutch than Raul Iabanez. Playoff MVP, 20 hrs (all in the 9th inning), 120 RBIs >TeoscarPrototypical power hitter and line-drive crusher, 30 hrs/50 doubles>Muncy Prototypical power hitter and RBI machine, 60 hrs/130 RBIs, MVP. >EdmanPrototypical gritty at-bat and count worker combined with contact and speed. 80 full counts, 10 squeeze bunts, 30 swinging bunts, 40 SBs. >FeducciaPrototypical dynasty catcher. Caught 80 CGs, 20 no-hitters, threw out 100 baserunners, 80-grade arm.>FreelandPrototypical utility man, plays 11 positions including pitcher and catcher, 5x Golden Glove, 2x Platinum Glove. 20 hrs, 500 putouts.Jesus man, this is a monster lineup.
>>157759842Perfect
>>157759863It ain’t exactly Murderers’ Row but it’s alright I guess
>>157759884>it ain't exactly murders rowAre you a Padres fan by any chance?
I'm a Cubs girl!
girls just wanna have funbut you don't always get what you want....
>>157759855They may be feminine in behavior or affectation but they’re not female. I like women not feminine men.
>>157759919>the cubs girl in question
>>157759863seek help
>>157759919
>>157759863yeah it's insanethey just need to keep it like this and they'll cruise to another WS
I got a prototypical bussy that needs poundin
>>157759976That's Fartspie
>>157759863>>De Paula>Prototypical 50 hr/50 sb archetype, future MVP.muh unproven rookie in the playoffs is a sure thing
>>157759997>>157759863>replying to yourself...
>>157760148Based retard
>>157759997This.
>>157760197shopped. his glove is bigger
everyone in L.A. is on some form of meth
so by "two way player" i guess they mean that he goes to and from the disabled list? apparently one billion dollars wasnt enough to actually get this diva to play a full season. do...do they even put him on the postseason roster...?
>>157760209Shh.
>>157760253
>>157760272
It's too big. Stop. STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>>157760242good question
this is how i imagine jays fanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kq9b9p7g98
>>157760325They really waited an entire decade to watch the next-best Blue Jays team just for them to run out of outs in the World Series.
>>157760293Is that real?
>>157760325Cuck Martinez wouldn't shut the fuck up about the Yankees' base running just for his disasterclass of a team to do shit like this all last season.
My preferred pronouns are she/them and I am a cubs fan
>>157759607gay paula kek
>>1577604402008
>>157760169IAYC :^)
>>157760325>vee vill return to da playoffs soon enough saaaaaar
>>157759913I am not. I’m just stating the obvious.
>JUST IN: ESPN is reporting the Las Vegas and Seattle expansion teams are increasingly expected to officially join the NBA as soon as 2028. Unreal.https://x.com/LegionHoops/status/2099946459412267442What does this mean for MLB's expansion hopes?
>>157760645>the las vegas golden sombreros>the seattle pilottes
>>157760645go ask them in the luck dunk genny
>>157760678I don't speak ebonics
REMINDER: The Dodgers ruined baseball
>>157760786LET'S RUIN IT EVEN MORE DOYERHERMANOS
>>157760803>>157760867Exactly three minutes apart
>>157760954Isn't it 5 minutes for a duplicate message?
If you stop and think about it for a second, it's really not a bad idea
Sick of cubs girls
>>157761061Yeah, weird
>>157761115When is this from?
>>157761138A month ago
>>157761102imagine being drunk struggling to find the correct fat fold to stick your dick in, getting frustrated that you can't find it, and just settling for fucking skin anyways
>>157761115The Blue Jays turned out to be the much worse team.
>>157761115
Is there a greater indictment on the New York Mets franchise than the fact that Pete "Literally Who?" Alonso is the greatest hero?
>>157761364pete did it his way
>>157761364Single-handedly flipped the stadium upside down with his presence alone.
>>157761115how did his glove explode like that? is ben rice the hulk?
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game?
Who's ready for Max Fried’s perfect game?
I’m ready for Max Fried’s perfect game
>>157761449*Max fried’s 27 pitch perfect game
>>157760786Just my luck...
The Yankees had the best record in the AL last year. They have the second best this year. They will be the fourth seed in the playoffs in both years
>>157761502>already conceding the divisionThere's that Yankee spirit!
>>157761514I'm neutral
>>157761519Well they have a 4 game series still against the Rays who they are 4 games behind
The yankees will choke in the playoffs...again
Every team will choke in the playoffs...except for 1!
>Jose de Paula was 5 when Freddie Freeman made his major league debutyikes
Who’s ready for Max Friend’s perfect game?
>>157761534They are 4.5 games behind with a 4-game set and a strength-of-schedule advantage. Every game is just as meaningful for both teams.
>go to mlb site to see the lineups for a game tonight>it's this shitty tiktok/insta reel slop with multiple gambling ads>the screen randomly blacks out in between screens with info (I've got an adblocker, so presumably it's even more ads)Am I just getting old? What happened to the days where you could click a link and it would just list the lineups, tell you who the starting pitchers were, and maybe there'd be a banner ad for some shitty light beer at the bottom if they were feeling greedy?
>>157761547Every team will choke except for the Rays
Can't wait to watch my beloved O's play in the playoffs!
>>157761572https://plaintextsports.com/mlb/
>>157761570Yeah thanks so the division is not decided
>>157761577Just like they drew it up in 2023!
>>157761613The division was decided 2-months ago. The Rays not finishing the job and burying the Yanks is just theatre. They won, and they won it all.
>>157761572Tiktok truly ruined the internet. Remember when it was common to see random people with their own websites about their interests? All but gone now. And the gambling ads have gotten out of control, they really need some legislation.
>>157761629
>>157761577>the #5 best team is going to win the World SeriesI'll defer this to the field.
>>157761617RANGERS ARE GOING BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK IN 2026
>>157761646Fifth best? You mean DA BEST TEAM IN BASEBALL
>>157761629They can win in the regular season. They’ll just lose in the ALDS. The Yankees can actually shut down the Rays' power bats unlike what they tried to do last year with Toronto’s power bats. Toronto was actually a fairly decent slugging team compared to the Rays.
The Rays will get embarrassed in the postseason by the Yankees and promptly return to little brother status. We are getting a 2024 rematch with a slightly weaker Dodger team and a significantly better Yankees team. /mlb/ is going to be pissed about it.
>>157761689The NL is very much capable of stopping the Dodgers this time. And I would rather literally anyone but the Dodgers win.
>>157761727It's up for debate. I think the Yankees have a better shot at beating them than literally any other team in the NL.
>>157759884You've seen them play?
why did ohtani abandon his team
>>157761727I thought that last year but the Philthies and Jewers folded faster than a cheap lawn chair
>>157761771He'd better start learning Japanese
>>157761674what do you even call this kind of corruption lol
This Dodgers team might be the greatest roster the game has ever seen.
>>157761773Baseball RNG: Both teams are expected to handle the bye well now, as they've had a couple of years to adjust. Teams should be adapting to the Dodgers.
>>157761801They are the most potent, high octane, killers I've ever seen since the 2004 Red Sox.
>>157761801definitely one of the oldest lineupsI think the average player is 32?
LETS GO RAYS
so this is where all the rasm fags are?
>>157761547Truthpocalypse
For your planning purposes:
>>157761801they don't clear murderer's row, I don't think they even clear the gashouse gang
>>1577618652019 astros had better offensive numbers
>>157761865Go padres btw
I hate De Queero so much. I wouldn't have high hopes for a biopic but De Niro would kill all possibly that I even pretend it exists
>be Cedric Mullins>have Crohn’s disease>donate every hit to charity>bat .200LMAO
ITFDB
>>157761887GO DODGERS ESE *plows field*
>>157761887Is that supposed to be a boat above the batters eye
>>157761908>has never seen a steam boatpathetic
The Dodgers just lost their only closer.
>>157761924Ricky Sasucky and Banner Scott are going to close games in da 'offs
>>157761911is that a yes or no?
What happened to Ernie Clement? Why is he about to get DFA’d?
>>157761931Don't worry, we’ll have Vesia’s baby warm up (in the oven).
>7 more years of Machado at $275,000,000LMFAAAAAAOOOO
>>157761981what about bogaerts?
>>157761981Kwanzaa will eat that contract.
Rayspacos thought that was gone
>>157761994She should eat my dick
This retard thinks he's getting $800M in free agency kek!
UH OH MOTOhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/301KLektXeA
>>157761924Meanwhile Diaz, who's already been awful whenever he's been available, is sucking ass in the minors trying to work his way back up. This feels worse than last year somehow kek
Indians are gaping the white sox
go Yoshi go
>>157762021>this feels worsethey technically are negligibly worse.
T-10 minutes
now this is a startgards bats only show up once a series
stinkees not winning tonight
Yankees already won tonight
stinkee does it
Have the pirates tried not striking out?
It's O time
>>157762073THIS
>>157762033more than marginally better. Scott is better than last season. Treinen is probably a little better. Phillips is healthy. Stewart is available. Roki and Sheehan should be more effective. Dreyer and Vesia are steady. Bubic might be something. Henriquez should be available. Halvorsen and Miller both throw gas and they're the long shots.
eggman
feddie :)
>Rays score via passed ball 1-0
fehDOUCHE!
>>157762012and there it is
sanchez has been putrid anus since june
>>157762152can you give us an ms paint of what that looks like visually
>>157761981yikes wowza
When I see Sean Manea starting its bad news
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7trqhPwsls
>>157762073
Feels like every few days I'll see mind boggling highlight of Elly doing something that is literally jaw dropping, and it's happening in a completely empty stadium while his team is down multiple runs. He deserves to play in front of packed stadiums every night.
>>157762204if a tree falls in the forest
Is this /mlb/'s preferred way to watch games now?
>>157762204Which big team is gonna pick him up? I don't think Dodgers will, might end up with the Red Sox
>>157762255yes with a vr headset
Who is ready for Max Fried’s perfect game?
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game
Oh sweet! it's the yankees schizo!
>>157762305Ready for Max Fried's perfect game?
>>157762305Who wants to fuck my ass?
>white sux
Who is Max Fried why is he gonna have this perfect game?
Teo :)
>>157762312Sorry, I'm busy watching the O's.>>157762321*raises hand*
>DEI team
TEOEOTEOEOTEOEO
teo is peaking too early...
It's Ober.
ENCHADNACION
>>157762321You mad Max Fried pitched a perfect game tonight? Cope and seethe in October
if this is already decided, why is there more baseball
We love Jewish kings like Goldschmidt, Schmidt, and Fried!
>>157762352stop replying to yourself, schizo
>>157762305>u r gay
Nobody is scared of the Tampa Bay Rays in October.
>>157762367Cope and seethe
>>157762359Should be at the acceptance stage btw its a Dodgers threepeat no one in the AL is at their level. Though if things stay the way they are its nice to see the White Sox finally back in a postseason
LET'S FUCKING GO
BLOWN THE FUCK OUTTF>Ohtranny
ITFCB
Rays chokeDodgers choke2009 Rematch
uh Metsbros it's looking dicey
>>157762392>he thinks the yankees aren't stopping the doyers 3 peat
>>157762418I don't remember the Astros in the world series in 2009
>>157762410>exploiting shitty fielding stat portion of WAR>exploiting extremely underwhelming offensive season for the rest of the league for WARCan't wait for the Cubs to get swept in the Bo3 round
Okay, the goal is to demoralize the Twins from the get go making them lose the will to try and win not only today but also tomorrow.
>>157762427all he had to do was pitch another gamewelp, that's never happening again
I'm eating a sausage-and-peppers (with onions and meat sauce) hero from an Italian place. pairs perfectly with the ol' ball game
>>157762427
>>157762452>I'm eating a sausagego cubbies!
yoshi's dealing
>>157762457I;m a girl. If the worst thing you can say is I like cock then okayyyy
>>157762392The Dodgers haven't won a series against a good team since they went 2-1 against the Phillies in July, there's a slight hope yet.
Good start Os. Loving CES
>>157762457alright keep your terminally online inside discord jokes to yourselves. we're watching the game here
>>157762466
Benge has the best walkup music in the game
HERE COMES FAT FUCK ALVAREZ
that bunt by AJ was so nice
>>157762484>amazing music>unique face>punches journoswe'll never get another one like this bros...
>>157762503he's very tough to watch sometimes. Idk why he tries to get so much extension for his swing for such a squat guy. and Idk why no one on the Mets works with him on it
is rortvedt even with the doyers still?
>>157762484she was very good in The Northman
>>157762532back in the minors. funny the Dodgers traded Feddie for him and seem to like Feddie more now.
Cubs girls are sluts
>>157762509My nigga Ricardo thought so as well
>>157762509Truly one of a kind
>>157762530I was listening to a scouting podcast where they said most athletes are dumb jocks who’ve never been told no in their lives so they’re resistant to some nerd telling them how to hit. Not sure if this applies to Alvarez given he’s from the Venezuelan slums.
Tuberculosis Rays
Baz is weird looking
>>157762552ah ok. i asked cause i always see feduccia and just remembered now that doyer rortvedt was a thing.
>>157762560man you'd think that would be beaten out of them through the farm. and baseball is such a team game. he's gotta have the humility to listen. Ik it doesn't always work that way but it's how it should beit's painful to watch him almost tip toe to get extension on his swing when tracking balls running away from him. just shorten it up dawg jesus christ
Juan Solo prove me wrong
BELLI BOMB 399’
a HIGH LEVERAGE SOTONIAN single>>157762604nos necesitamos Juan
>>157762557>beats up a reporter for continously stalking her>has a stalker that mailed her a sulfuric acid bomb She lived some life. If only baybaw players like Ohtani or Skubal had a life like her.
>>157762557Why didn't anyone defend the person being attacked?
>>157762593just remembered the Rays traded a couple other pieces over to the Dodgers for Feduccia. It looks like both teams liked Feduccia more, but the Dodgers needed a depth catcher in return to replace him.
>>157762557Gene Simmons wipes boogers on the camera lens of photogs that get too close. More people should do that.
>>157762622>has a stalker that mailed her a sulfuric acid bombWhat kind of monster would do something like that?
>>157762611Oh yeah baby da yankees
>>157762671the kind that spams Mina pics on /sp/
>>157762681Mina, the porn star?
gonna start watching baseball i reckon
Why don't people rate Max Fried?
Come on Pete just get it done.
In an alternate universe Pete Alonso would be using his leadership skills to guide the Mets to a postseason. Thanks David Stearns cheapass
>Mets fans nutting over Pete Alonso, panting like horned up pitbulls for him to hit HR #300 - while he's playing the Metswhy are they like this? is it a parasocial thing? he doesn't give a shit about you and refused to offer the Mets a hometown discount. it's a business
bums
>>157762691you don't ever leave /mlb/ for /nfl/, do you?
>>157762705it’s because he doesn’t get strikeouts.
Please Grichuk please
I hate defensive metrics, but Jo Adell is the whole reason they've gone away from fielding percentage. He blows in the field.
kirky salami incoming
A BENGELIC BOP LET'S GOOOOOOOOO20/20 SEASON IS ALIVE
>>157762728It’s a protest against the front office more than anything
>>157762741nah. I pretty much only stay in this general nowadays.
>>157762738wtf this motherfucker stole my moves
>white sox with RISP
Benge is a 5 tool player. Boy Genius did get a big hit there I admit.
>>157762756hes no teoscar
>>157762728Blame the front office he wanted to stay and lead the team
>>157762764you've been missing a good tizzy taking place in /cfb/ after the ohio state choke job
>>157762788none of the fanbase was lobbying for an expensive long-term extension either
SCHW4B5R
>Athletics score via wild pitch>Rays score via passed ballLuck sequencing!1!1!
I kind of hope that Bryce Harper hits a home run and just walks the bases, not even a trot
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>>157762705anti-semitism
>>157762795I'm sure it's probably entertaining but I don't have the time to get to all the other shit out there I'm interested in. baseball is a big enough time suck on it's own.
our only good hitter
>>157762788>>157762762>>157762797be honest, did you guys listen to his interview from yesterday? he explicitly says he knew he had a good thing with the Orioles and he wanted to take it. he does not regret his decision at all and he does not blame the Mets for not matching. strongly suggests it was pretty much a done deal for him on day #1 of the opt-outhe's a great player and I hope he gets to 500 HRs, but it's not unreasonable to let him go. he's a pudgy 1B with poor defense. we would be underwater even if he was here this season
can someone explain why Alvy is still behind the plate in 3 out of 5 games
>>157762901The mets aren't fully committed to run prevention.
>>157758718MarlinsThe Sleeper
>>157762886I don't pay attention to the Mets. I get all my news about them from you fucks on here, who I try to ignore. I know more than I should about them because you guys never stfu.
Cleveland is absolute demons at getting weak ground balls for hits.
FUCK YOU WHITE SOX HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT SCORE WITH 2ND AND THIRD NOBODY THIS TEAM IS A FUCKING JOKE FUCK YOU
buschie bear bopper
My Os are blowing it
>>157762913ummm sweetie...
TORK NUKE
torkelbum doing something after we're out of it!
>>157762937Hey man, they are trying their best. How would they feel if they read this comment? Yea think about that
attaeye matty
attaslap pedro
>>157762950>drs
>>157762925why would you bitch about /mlb/ anons actually discussing their team instead of using a team as an excuse to jerk each other off about ladyboys and man ass
TORK BOMB
attabunt amaya
You think it's weird that grown men come into this genny and act like women?
>>157762950
why do the Mets commentators get to eat so well all the time
>>157762976you write blogposts. they all "discuss" the same things over and over and over and over and...
>>157763016>discussing the team is blogpostingbe serious bubba>>157763010I'll take it. can you find defensive fielding splits? my eye tells me they've been better as the season has progressed, but I couldn't find splits for anything except OAA on Savant (where the Mets have gotten a little better, but still bottom half)
>>157762950OAA
>>157762950>>157763010>>157763033All made up meaningless stats
>>157763032I know way more about the Mets than I should. The only reason is osmosis from you repeating the same things over and over. I'm quite serious.
>>157763033Are the mariners really this bad at defense?
>muh DRS
>>157763048it's a 162 game season. we're in a baseball general. things aren't gonna be radically different day to day. we discuss what the Mets are up to. ignore the posts if they're annoying you so much. you don't have to read every single post made. this is the dumbest thing to complain about.
>>157763040>>157763033Yeah I hate defensive stats like this. They're probably directionaly correct but quantifying, ranking, and judging the individuals numbers is suspect.
Max Fried pickoff! What a jew.
>>157763055
>getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to shoot the shit with your best buds while watching the ball game>and you also get a curated 5-star cuisine personally made by the stadium chef to make you happybros... how do I get to this life
Why do non yankeefags watch baseball?
>>157763061is part of the reason you repeat the same things over and over is because you don't actually listen to what others are saying as a critique? did you miss the part where I said the only reason I know anything about the Mets is because you make the same posts over and over? maybe it's you that's dumb?
>batters can't hit shit>have to rely on trash journeymen like lorenzen since we only have two healthy startersmy jays are hopeless
Hava…nagila hava…
>>157763095you're trying to argue about literally the stupidest shit. I already addressed this. learn to speak with people irl and you'll realize this is how it goesI'm gonna keep talking about the Mets. I don't give a fuck if my on-topic posting annoys you
JDP with his first strike out
Baz broken after donk hit
jeez, tough break for Baz. was that off his elbow?
wtf is a loonie dog
>>157763098Maybe selling out for contact is bad. Have you tried hitting the ball over the fence?
Poor Baz
>>157763107why would you take such a reckless lead against a lefty when they barely get balks called on them
>>157763108it's called busting balls. don't be so sensitive on-topic tough guy.
>>157763131>worst bat speed in the league>elite whiff rateshow is this possible
>>157763107kek Minnejeets btfo
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
come on gaddis you hunky piece of meat
>>157763158Let's no blue gays
>>157763142>tell you Idgaf what you think>THTOP BEIN THENTHITIVEI accept your truce. are there any Mets topics you'd like to learn about? :^)
>>157763151I don't think Twins fans exist on this board
>>157763151I missed this. qrd?
>>157763175so is Byron Buxton a HOFer or nah
LOMBARD SLAP
>>157763172if our teams make a trade, I'll be sure to @ (you) for the 411 on the prospects sent our way. :^)
lombussy plap
>>157763190great pic
>>157763200I'd rather you 811 me
>>157763207and a genuine apology if I got you hot. I carry on too much sometimes.
George "Vince" Lombard"i"
>>157763190Volpe just drop-kicked the dugout phone
>>157763117yes
His name is YOSHI
>>157763107That's a balk
>>157763217that wasn't me kek but please convince your organization to take our tremendously valuable cost-controlled 3B prospect, Mark Vientos. he's got unshakeable confidence, insane power, and a never-say-die attitude. and did I mention killer fashion sense?
>>157763237at least you got Benge. Vientos won't be the last prospect you had high hopes for that will break your heart.
>>157763033OAA is the kind of stat you come up with if you've never played the outfield before.
>>157762937Well now you feel stupid don't you? Apologize.
>>157763249yeah I hear that. who's your team?
2 HR game for bazzanabazztember continues
>>157763262No chance at Bazztober, unfortunately.
>>157763259the one everyone hates the most
>>157763256I'm sorry dad...
Kek gayves
Nice throw retard
i dont rate the cubs
>>157763298Give it up for dem cubbies
Yoshinobu Yamamoto
>>157763266savor the days of empire. very few fans get to experience that in their lifetimeI always really liked Freddie Freeman. hell of a ballplayer
philly has completely given up they clearly don't want to play in october
Minnesota Vikings legend Kaelen "Daunte" Culpepper.
>Albert Pujols visit petco park>Chadres suddenly knows how to hit DingersHmmmmm..... We got the good juice.
dayum
>>157763264thats where youre wrong buckolimpjays arent going to pip us
holy shit that sinker looked like it missed bad
dah next jeetah
this season has been fun, but my phillies aren't doing shit
>>157763312yeah, I do. This isn't real life and I feel bad everyone doesn't get to experience this. The fans that are just young kids now will have it the worst. They'll find themselves chasing after a feeling they had as kids that won't ever happen again.
Finally the end of the sweet potatoes, thank goodness.
>>157763354
>>157763368So this dude is real and not "generated"?
>>157763368ok wtf that looks like AI
>>157763370Ever hear of stuff like "pitching labs"? This is how the Mets made him.
>>157763368>attractiveswanson mogs him
>>157763370>>157763376old mlb'ers aren't ready for looxmaxxed zoomer chads
is that an alium
>>157763368>>157763370>>157763376that's our future 2B, Mitch Voit. he's been on a tear in AA and might get a ST inviteI think Rojas and Pitre definitely will
Gausman is throwing splitter after splitter out of the zone and these shitters are swinging at it. Fucking pathetic team.
lol
Your American League Most Valuable Player award winner.
>>157763416Emilien Pitre has been flying under the radar a bit but I'd be surprised if he doesn't make the top 100 this offseasonlook at those sweet sweet BB/K rates. one of the best indicators of readiness for the next level
>>157763368>>157763416kind of a weirdo i reckon
>>157763451McLean sniffs baseballs to find out which one is the "right" one to throw. Voit will fit right in
>>157763451that's normal bro behavior
icsamcrn
>>157763447That's not Cam Schlittler
>>157762648Hebrew behavior, pass
>>157763451he's sniffing a white line. normal frat bro humor
>>157763447Doubt. Gotta be SCHLITTY
>>157763467In your dreams, yankeecuck.
>>157763464>De PaulaPrototypical 50 hr/50 sb archetype, future MVP.
>>157763471chapstick is more effective but doesn't have the same it factor
>>157763478Yankees don't keep pace with Tampa if Schlittler didn't eat 200 innings while being an absolute chad.
>>157763477>a rookie has a higher WAR than the $700 million deferredKEK
>>157763483that still seems like such a passive agressive jewy thing to do
>>157763447>>157763477how quickly they forget
New>>157763497
>muh WAR
>>157763463I love the weirdness of baseball players so much. It gives me the strangest joy to discover their quirks.
>>157763493I can see it both ways. most times you can just deal with that shit being around, but everyone will break here and there.
Volpe and Lombard
So what team should I watch and root for seeing that the blue jays are ACK
>>157763679The Yankees.
>>157763679we're rooting for the cubbies
Wow webb went from being the best arm in the pen to the worst
>>157761498in the ALCS right
