previous >>157758357
>>157763497why is a beat reporter getting work done on his face
Os
>>157763505>I love the weirdness of baseball players so much. It gives me the strangest joy to discover their quirks.you're probably gonna say "no shit" but watch Bull Durham if you haven't
The next Anthony Recker, get ready.
isn't it funny how the raped quickly go from>ohtani has the highest war everto>war doesn't mean anything
>>157763508I've heard of a BEAT reporter but that's just ridiculous
Your 2026 A.L. Cy Young and A.L. MVPCameron John Schlittler
>>157763497
>>157763519Whose going to wreck his bussy first?
>>157763519>>157763527please god don't do this. i'll take LOLMEST or the long ass copypasta about spending money and sucking. keep shitting on us. make fun of the guy that always posts sticc tier koreansjust don't bring your faggotry to my ballclub. spare me. we don't fucking want it
>lead off walkno big deal, u got this Scott (someone call Hawk, quick)
ACUNA FUCKS YA
Jays losing :(Guards losing :)Texas winning :(
Fried CG
WHO HAS AWAKENED ME DURING FOOTBALL SEASON?!
>>157763519what race is that
no...NO!!!
did someone tell the phils they're playing against a shitter?
>>157763549FINALLY gausman hangs one
>Phillips warming upThat's a threat, Tanner! Get it done!
>>157763556whiter than you
>>157763567*chokes in the playoffs*
>>157763549My sweet Luisangel
>>157763567>best player on the best team in the leagueHow is he NOT MVP? Especially with Yordan Alvarez slumping AND missing games down the stretch.
it couldn't be... a 3 hr game for bazzana...no... theres no way...
Scott locked it down.
way to nut up, Tanner>>157763555deserving of the trips desu
>>157763581Yankees are better
>>157763555kill yourself
>>157763581
>>157763581He needs to join a big market team
good game, reds-blues
smelly de la poo couldnt get a garbage homerun tonight
O kek!
BENGE TAKE MY POWER
>>157763595Then why is their record worse? Why would they basically need to go undefeated the rest of the season to even have a chance at the division? If they're better then how come they're going to lose to Boston in the wild card round?
Based passive aggressive Gary
just got a feeling that whitesox lose this
>>157763618cap gonna fix that
>>157763628In your dreams, pal
SUCK A DICK YOU PHILADELPHIA PHAGGOTS!!1!
>>157763618Florida doesn't care about baseball
>>157763623Judge was injured. He's a 10 WAR player.
Tonight will be my final Mariners game until DiPoto and Dan are fired. Get rid of them.
>>157763567How does a team playing this well, have no fans in the stadium?
Meidroth...I kneel
>>157763639LMAO
>>157763642they were giving away playoff tickets for free back in the day at least one season
phils are fucking done, they're dropping out of the playoffs by next week
LOL Roxies, that's a huge DP for us Chadres
Doyers won that gamegg resd cya tomorrow
>>157763638Florida doesn't care about the Rays*
>>157763582You were correct. Wow. Good call.
Attaslap shaw
Florida is majority Yankees/Red Sox fans lmao.
>>157763650>Ribless Judge is better than the Rays' top prospect>the next Wander Franco even Lmao what??
Damn...he's a baldcel
>>157763659your murikwabi has struck out 6 times this series
Do the mariners want Traveras back?
I would not be caught dead driving to fucking St. Pete especially on a weeknight when I have to work the next day. And that's at 9pm it's considerably worse considering you have to drive through rush hour to get there to see a game.
>>157763692St Pete is like an extra hour south into the Tampa hook. Makes sense that a retard team like the Rays would go there for cheaper real estate rather than Clearwater, Dunedin, or actual Tampa.
CAM ON WHITE SOX I BELIEVE IN YA
Ramos getting this many plate appearances is certainly a choice. Where did he bat in SF?
>>157763709I mean yeah St. Pete was and always has been a retarded location. There's a reason they're moving right down the road from Raymond James Stadium.
>>157763709The tard who thought he was getting the Giants to move to St. Pete built the stadium prematurely then the Giants ended up staying in SF so he begged MLB to give him a team so that the stadium wasn't a waste and they gave him the Rays out of pity.
>>157763727Yeah man I'm pretty excited for the new stadium even if it comes to fruition in 2030. Gonna watch my Yankees there.
>small market player begging for MVP recognition
O Z Z I EZZIE
JONES BOMB 423’
SPENCER JONES WITH A 3-RUN BOMB
Wow webb went from being the best arm in the pen to the worst.
>booooooooooo gayskek
Boston has no chance in the wildcard.
>>157763766boo urns
I should have put more money on this
GARDS WIN GARDS WIN GARDS WIN
>Guardians and White Sox knife fight in /mlb/how has the league come to this
>>157763633
god dmanit pope sox, oh well
>My Suxies :(
>hey we got a brick wall out here should we pad it?>nah just let some ivy grow in, it'll be alright
Fried CG?
>>157763781absolute trebuchet of a swing
ALCS last year was greatlooking forward to a mariners-jays rematch this year
>>157763793The padding would kill the ivy and uh that's bad or something
>>157763804gr8 b8
>>157763801>trebuchet
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z85lxckrtzg
PETE DID IT HIT WAY
ALONSO
>300 to cuck Senga
I'm going to fucking mill myselfThird fucking walkoff we give up to these fucksWHY
>>157763815im just a kid who likes aoe
HE DID IT
>slipcuna
alonso fucks senga
BrewGODS
ME SO SOLLY MISTAH COHEN
>>157763801His mechanics have been interesting to watch. He has a crouched batting stance and some really good metrics. Almost everyone projects him as an above-average bat but probably not as good as Roman Anthony. Kind of an Aaron Judge lite. His K% needs to drop and his xWOBA needs to increase by like 30 points to be considered in the top echelon of hitters this season.
>let's jizz over an opposing team's player destroying our team's closerwe legitimately might have the most braindead fans
Pete Alonso is definitely a top first baseman, he’s kind of overhyped though.
>>157763846Senga fucking sucks we should be glad Pete’s exposing him now so he won’t come back next year
Hrrk...guhk!
Roman Anthony a fraud. He's a future Yankee
>>157763725So much belief
Will Stearns commit seppuku?
>>157763857He’s probably the most productive Red Sox player over a full 162-game season.
>>157763863only if he fails to acquire sato
>>157763854that I agree with. I'd like for Lavender to be our closer. he's nails. but still, we literally have a stadium erupting for an opposing team's player taking away our winit's the biggest sporting cuckery I've seen in my life and I'm 34it's not like Pete is some tragic case. he got more money than anyone else was offering him and he took it. he's rich as fuck. this is just embarrassing
Pete seemed REALLY satisfied with that home run. Exercised some demons.
>>157763872How are they going to get Skubal, Sato, and Jazz? I reckon you can only make so many splashes. Also knowing the Mets both will suddenly turn to busts.
Will the Brewers secure the first seed?
>>157763497Peff lied, baseball died
>>157763872he's texting some shiela's
>>157763879skubal is out of the question, mets will only be involved to jack the price up
Paco hitting a dinger here screencap it
>>157763853>webmThis is why you don't replace your reliable whites with dominicans
It's a night of walkoffs
Manager of the Year finalist.
>>157763906wow what an honour
Way to go Pete.
>>157763843kek
dumb bird alert
>>157763909It's honor, we don't use British spellings.
PEFF NO!
>>157763906
>>157763844Hate these uppercut swings
>>157763921All I get from this is that Carlos Beltran really wanted a ring before retiring.
I STAND WITH PEFF
Max Fried is through 7.0 IP with 1 ER
>>157763921>stankees still couldn't win a ringkek
>>157763923>blue jaysYeah, last year was horror>oriolesHaha, what is there to be afraid of with them?
>>157763927this is an astute assessment of the situation
>>157763937Polar Bears
>Got home late>Turn the Sox game on>See that meme filled bottom of the 5th where Cleveland got a run on lucky ball placement>Figure im bad luck and turn the game off and dont think about the game>Accidentally load up espn to check something else>See the Sox up 1 in the 9th with runners on 2nd and 3rd>Get mad and close the site cause i know they will lose now that i saw that>They loseSorry. Im just not allowed to watch Sox baseball unless they suck and lose 100 games i guess...
>>157763931
Come on dude (-_-)
I FUCKING LOVE EXTRA INNINGS
Astros or Rangers will win the division with a 80-82 record and then fluke their way to the world series
man that 1-0 pitch was primed for Benge. wish he didn't let it go
How to watch Cubs Barvos?
My Dick is Sohard
>>1577639682022
the tigers are too good
al central is the most kino division
>>157763979Fenway is a little league park.
>>157763992Who is this semen demon?
>>157763992jezebel
lmao
Cub on cubbies!!!
>>157763999come on man>wasted digits
>Alvarez againHoly shit call up Hayden Senger I’m sick of this nigga
>>157763999me
>>157763999just a regular gal, maybe a lil offbeat, lil quirky
Alvarez stinky
>>157763999the sexiest tranny in Pittsburgh
>>157764007did he fuck up? I turned it off. getting ready for bed
>>157764006I’m sorry I have just woken up
OK boys that's enough ball Leta head to Cancun
>>157763999shes not for lewd
Scherzer gettin ready to drop a deuce on detroit tomorrow
>>157763556redguard
Damn, Yarbro only has a 3.81 ERA as a fucking long man. The Yankees are just retarded this year.
why doesn't yordan alvarez want the triple crown?
This might be the coolest moment of the season.https://x.com/SNYtv/status/2100036589153874264?s=20
What is there to be mad about? Even after video review there was no doubt a foul ball.
why didnt anyone tell me the pete alonso classic was on
>>157764048washed
>>157764084That bat toss.
>>157764084>all those cheerslmao mest are such cucks
>>157764084pete did it his way
Chris Sale is taking the Cy Young right?
>>157764036what? she is 100% lewd-permissible
gg tiggies, god dam why couldnt u play like that against the injuns
>>157764096the absolute state
my tigers might fuck around and make the playoffs the way they're playing right now
>>157764048Toronto needs to be sued for malpractice.Dogshit pitching lab.Dogshit strength and conditioning.Vladdy 6-year weight loss journey only to gain weight20-IL stintsNot retaining Mattingly
>>157764127
How come man finds so much comfort in a basement? With a major storm happening outside, I have a basement with a big screen to watch the game, tons of food, computer to game if I feel like, bunch of weights to get strong. Is the platos cave just massive cope for dudes who arent grateful?
Having a former player hit a home run at their home stadium is like winning the world series for Mets fans
Good run prevention by Pete there
>>157764134There's like 7 CYs in there if they could just get proper trainers and staff lmao.
uh oh
>>157764084>tries to get me to install X on my phone>then plays without volumeI'll just wait for the jomboy breakdown
>>157764048Can't wait brah brah.Total Burger Death.
why isnt simian's name on the back of his jersey? is it because theyre not people?
>>157763510>"MAZEL" on the (((WWHL))) step & repeatThat has to be part of the AI prompt and not real, right??
>>157764109it's embarrassing. you can love a homegrown player, but to literally cheer for him while he steals your team's win from out under you? while the 25 guys ON YOUR TEAM plus the staff listen to lose your heads in ecstasy while you lose?absolute fucking retards. I'm disgusted. fuck these fairweather emotionally parasitic retards. YOU CHEER FOR THE COLORS FIRST AND FOREMOST
my astros called up Super Mario Joey Loperfido but didn't start him today :(
Do not let this fat nigga Alvarez take an at bat
>>1577641455th-best player in MLB
>>157764178Just need a sac fly here from tubby
>>157764114id prefer if you didnt
>>157763921
FUCKING LOSER
>Fat Alvarez
>fatnegro fatvalrez
Alvarez stinks, I am tired of him. Chase him out of the city.
fuck you troll alvarez
the alonso derby continues...reminder the Mets were so awful last season that Pete Alonso, after spending his entire career there, opted out of his contract the minute the season ended to get away
>>157764195
>>157764199imagine how shit of a life you've lived to be jealous of a 5'4 mexican
My tigers won that series just to dab on the leafs. Marner is elite btw
extra extra slurpings at shiti field
>>157764214
He’s gonna put Alvarez at first base next season even though he’s 5’10
>>157764215marner is elite
>>157764222so he can't pitch...
>>157764224Alvy is like 5'6
>>157764221When did they add a junkyard fence to it lmao? Type of fence you see while a 200 lb Rottweiler chases you down
D R A K ERAKE
>>157764212
you can't!!!
Have the Twins considered building a pitching lab- oh that explains it *camera pans over to the bullpen* *title card pops up: Latroy Watkins (Bullpen Coach)*DEI got 'em.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GUY SUCKS
Lol nice challenge Alvarez
>>157764267>that boy bodshe's no upton
faggot cubs head-hunting and spiking. get fucked.
>>157764268and there it is
Some non-competitive pitches there by the Mets. Who's calling these pitches?
>>157764280Kek hope the braves plane crashes and every last one of them perishes in an event that will be remembered by not only Major League Baseball but the rest of the world!!!
i have literally never seen a latinx player have a successful challenge
>>157764279upton was a fridge with tits
3-RUN POLAR PISS MISSLETO MAMDANI'S OFFICE>mest
>>157764150kill gaylon
>>157764293ur team is shit
>>157764293Based af lmao
>>157764293kek and based and i say this as a bravesbrah
>>157764325samefagging wont make your team win
>>157764138caves are comfy. you don't have to watch your back or sides.
Colbert Mayonnaise with the season on the line
>>157764293This so hard
The Yankees have 3 shortstops playing 3B/2B/SSIs this Brian Cashman’s elite roster construction in action?
>>157764337he friggin did it
MAYO'D
NY is the greatest sports town in America
>>157764293Honestly I'm not a fan of these kind of threats but the braves deserve it so it must happen
>inside the park HRjesus christ
KEK NEED A WEBM OF THAT METS PLAY
>>157764337Apologize right now mother fucker
>>157764293I'm /mlb/ and I approve this message
LMAO WTF NIGGA
scuba kek
inside the porker with some mayo
>410’ 3-run inside the park home run to center MEST KEK
pain
mest moment
PRRRRT
>>157764293
>>157764351ben stiller looks like a monkey
someone post the Mike Ehrmentraut Mets meme
This time, you won't run into and lose to the Dodgers, right?The Milwaukee Brewers are your 2026 NL Central Division Champions.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s0E5Slqdo1M&pp=ygUGWWlwcGVl
>>157764293I hope the plane crashes on their way to philly and burns down the entire city and no one escapes but the world only remembers the braves because nothing of value was lost when philly burned down.
>>157764374And there it is
>>157764372watch your own game
>>157764374https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E4xXiqyEb0
Andy Green’s a fucking retard there’s been like 3 different instances where he could’ve benched Alvarez but he keeps him in so he can call a middle middle pitch on an 0-2 count and give up an inside the park home run.
These niggas mad >At bravesI guess I'd be mad if my team sucked too
lolmest
>>157764377
>>157764381What the?
>>157764392why did this guy kill his wife?
Rays? Smart ball club
>The Mets using DRS to stop that inside the park HR
>>157764406If you're talking about Patton Oswalt, he thought he could make it with Felicia Day
>>157764404kek so truethere's always next year Metsbros
Yankees win!/mlb/ losesSay the line /mlb/
>>157764402Fire this boner-nosed bimbo tonight.
The DRS told me the mets were a top 5 defensive team.
>>157764428no it didn't you just can't read good
Just need this faggot to close it out
Daaaaa Yankees Win and keep pace with Tampa.
>>157764436some are calling this a lock for "Most Onions facial expression of the Decade" in the professional sports category
-3 DRS for the Mets
Are Mets fans retarded?
There it is…
>>157764451actually warranted though given that it was probably the catch of the year
>>157764415can you give me a tl, dr about why the rumor is still out there or is it just a tasteless joke
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes on the IL againlose>mfwsoto returns againlose>mfwplay the yankees on 9/11lose>mfwyankees clinchlose>mfwget eliminatedlose>mfwlolmestolmest
>>157764381no...NO!!!
>>157764457The Pete dinger saga has closed. Met fans won't desperately cheer for him to hit home runs off Met pitchers anymore.
>>157764467kek KEK
>>157764467topkek lolmest
C'MON CAR LET'S FUCKING GO THIS IS THE ONE
>>157764467>mest
Has the Mets manager tried running the 6 outfielders play?
>>157764488is that willy mays?
>>157764467lmao
>>157764467>ball traveled 410 feet>CF is 408Did this retard pull it back in?
Sing along time!Meet the Fagets, meet the Fagets.Head for the park and greet the Fagets.Black cock, twink ass, all out at Shea,Guaranteed to have gay sex all day.Because those Fagets are really suckin' those balls,Taking the D in all bathroom stalls.East side, west side, everybody's cumming hard,All over the F A G S fags from New York town!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOUpoabzGEk
The 2026 Met prospect wave is a statistically rare outcome; even in a historically productive rookie year. The organization deserves credit for development, but the timing and concentration of these breakouts is unquestionably lucky.
PRRRRRRT
>>157764509he hit it from 3 feet behind the plate
PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
>>157764467Look at Juan Soto's fat ass kek
>>157764511can I get a "pride cometh before the fall" update?
>making fun of Ewing for going all out on a tough fly while playing shallow with 2 outsshow your future perennial CF GG some respect you dorks
does any fanbase cuck watch as hard as the doyerpacos?
>latino player rages at called strike and wastes terrible challenge early in game Many such cases!
NESN just glitched to spanish mode lol
>>157764405Serves you niggers right
Fuck Benge almost had it. Nice try buddy
Gotta give credit where credits due, nice elite AB from Craigg, rockiess
>>157764538wait, jazz is latino?
Os win! Gg game Mets.
O's won, /mlb/ won
>>157764522
gg Twins.
>>157764549do you think the camera man was just lossing it?
if I'm Ewing, I'm watching tape on PCA's routes and reads all offseason
im eating a block of havarti with my hands
Why does my Yankee make ya seethe
>>157764571use some cutlery you animal
>>157764566reinvented the act of CFing
>>157764574>panama
>>157764522In the latest episode of Go Woke, Go Broke - Baseball Editionlolmest lose. lolmest are now 69-82, 13 games underJune 12, 2025lolmest winlolmest are 45-24June 13, 2025gay pride night at shitifieldlolmest loseIn 2025, the lolmest went 38 and 55 since gay pride night, finishing with an 83 and 79 record.The lolmest are 107 and 138 since allowing the black troon to sing the national anthem while the gay flag was showing on the big scoreboard on gay pride night June 13, 2025 though September 15, 2026It's the Curse of the Pink Pony, and the lolmest are now the Pink Pony Ball Club.
Everyone wish chicaner a happy Independence Day
>>157764571praise cheesus, amen
>>157764596>since allowing the black troon to sing the national anthem>the black troon
>>157764574When are you finally going to deport the venezolANO?
>C: Torrens/Alvarez>1B: Young/Polanco platoon (maybe Sato)>2B: Semien (until Voit/Pitre/Rojas takes it)>3B: Bichette>SS: Lindor>LF: Soto/Morabito>CF: Ewing>RF: Benge>DH: Polanco/Soto>SP1: ?>SP2: McLean>SP3: Scott>SP4: Thornton>SP5: Tong>SP6: Manaea, Stock, Megill, maybe Santucci We're pretty much gonna be the same team next year but with a greater infusion of youth. I'm hoping we avoid Skubal and get 2 reliable arms on shorter deals, e.g., Holmes, King, Rasmussen.
orioles can still win the world series
>according to DRS
>>157764620They will go back whenever the US removes their dictator Just two more weeks bro
>>157764641
>>157764378Anyone?
>Ethan Salas remains in the game as the designated hitter.
>>157764633That would be pretty ras
>>157764635if the O's win the WS before the Mets and Pete's a big factor, Stearns might actually have to retire from baseball
peepeepoopoocacadoodoopoodres
This dude named Rotten
I just realized we don't see the Japanese flag anymore. Did Denmark finally retire that one?
>>157764574no one cares about the yankeesthe yankees are paper tigers$365 million in payrollcan't beat teams over .500cant string together walks, hits, and stolen baseswaits around for a HRhas low baseball IQhas no speed on the basesruns the bases like drunksplays little-league-caliber defensehas weak arms in the outfieldhas a garbage bullpenhas no speed off the benchThe Yankees are going to get eliminated in the division round by the Rays, and you know it.
>KWABSTONAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHJJAJAJAJAAJJA
PRRRRRRRRT
>>157764676>I don’t care about the Yankees >proceeds to make a yuge post about my Yankee Kek
>>157764676Then why do they have the second-best record in the AL and are the #4 team overall?
>>157764488kek this should be the next OP pic
Skip the wildcard round, Boston has no chance.
kek scrubbies
why are all these sneks fags shitting so hard on the poodres
Has it been another Roman Anthony strikes out at the top of the order episode?
>>157764719They're all doyerpacos
>>157764538kek arozarena just did this with the m's last challenge on a hella obvious strike 3
>>157764702The Yankees are designed to get into the postseason. The retarded general manager spends $200 million on payroll and is allowed to spend another $165 million to paper over his mistakes. Brian Cashman's scheme is to bully all the bad pitching on all the bad teams on the regular season schedule to compile enough wins to get into the postseason. The Yankees are not designed to win games against good teams, thus the sub .500 record versus teams over .500. That is why the Yankees get to the postseason but lose in absolutely humiliating fashion in the postseason. And the pattern will repeat every year for as long as the idiot Brian Cashman is allowed to remain as general manager. Simple as.
>>157764729they're all rockies cucks
>No one noticed the Brewers won their division
>period sox
Yankees make flyovers seethe so much that they have to pick a new team to root for every offseason Kek
>>157764702>second best record in the AL so they're the 9th best team
>>157764740are you sure you're not a yankees fan
>>157764748read the thread
>>1577647484 years in a row baby.
>>157764756repulsive lesbian
>>157764719huh? I barely even post about my own team let alone yours
>>157764719>>157764729>>157764743I think hating Kwanza and wishing the Padres nothing but losses doesn't have to be about what team you root for, it can be for the love of the game
>>157764754The two best AL teams are the best in baseball but the third best is probably the 10th best in MLB
>>157764771The two best AL teams are the Brewers and Dodgers?
>>157764753No one cares enough about the Yankees to seethe. Everyone knows the Yankees are destined for elimination. Everyone knows the Yankees will play shit defense and strike out 60 times in four losses and get eliminated. Everyone knows that, including Yankees fans.
Sit the FUCK down Trout
>>157764776yes, but the best tiddies belong to new york
watching Major League with the missus
>>157764790
>>157764802
>>157764790>the best tiddies belong to new yorkAnd so does the best ass
>>157764802idk what you call this archetype of woman but i find them repulsive everything in their lives is shallow and for appearances & attention
>>157764779Then explain why flyovers change teams every year just because they absolutely hate the team with most rings in the sport
>>157764805
>KWABSTON
>>15776481430% of /mlb/ is lifelong Mariners fans lol ain't nobody changing teams
>>157764817
Lookin like the doggies are one game away from the division
terrible night for the blue jays, goodness gracious
>>157764810they're upper middle class & above plastics anon
>>1577646763.0+ million home attendance (2nd)87-63 record without Judge$310 million payroll538 walks (6th)144 stolen bases (6th)209 home runs (1st)3.21 ERA (1st)556 RA (1st).658 OPSA (1st).222 BAA (2nd)1836 TBA (3rd)3.13 bullpen ERA (1st)
>>157764779>Everyone knows the Yankees will play shit defensindeed
Miami and Phoenix are both big cities, why does nobody care about Dbacks vs Marlins?
>>157764835yeah but it's combined with a social media addiction you can tell that chick is horrible to be around because she never puts her phone down and always acts bored
>>157764763yummy belly
>>157764842>too lazy to greentext the whole sentenc
>>157764849There are no AZ natives. Phoenix is a transplant city. Miami has horrible fairweather fans who will never support a team that isn't competing for championships.
>>157764850what makes you think you're some Prince Charming?
>>157764836and yet the Yankees will be eliminated by the Rays, a team with a payroll that is $240 million less than the Yankees
>>157764836>$310 million payrollretard
>random thots that have no ties to new york and know nothing about the yankees and just see it as a baseball cap fashion accessory>these are "yankee girls" apparently
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
>>157764858>oops, there's another yankees erro
The Reds have been eliminated from playoff contention
>>157764850of course. they lack modesty. accordingly, they are not virtuous. by extension, they have no dignitythese things disgust you because you appreciate the more traditional feminine form. there's nothing wrong with that. there are ways to be a strong woman without being a pick-me plastic girl obsessed with sm engagement. that sort of character cannot last because it is not dependent on the soul
>>157764872Rays are a fraudulent team that's one and done in the playoffs.
>>157764897Welcome to da Bronx, Elly
>>157764869never said that buddy boy very poor reading comprehension!
>>157764872Rays are frauds and will lose to Yankees
>>157764872that fellow looks like a simian
>>157764884hope they cleaned that seat
>lost again>now six games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON*MIT cheaters, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>>157764898I absolutely fucking loathe the way you write. Please leave /mlb/ and never return.
>>157764912I did, with my tongue
>>157764888How the fuck does that smug blackface bird keep getting away with it
>>157764877$279M committed for the 2026 season
I regret giving the cubbie bears a chance.
I hate Arizona and hope it gets nuked; however I have been enjoying the comfy nature of snek broadcasts for the last few nights. Make of that what you will.
>>157764912dw i volunteered my tongue
Going to sleep tonight with a view of the Chrysler building from my bed while flyovercels seethe at 27 rings lmao
>>157764836What will be your cope when you lose in the ALDS (again)?
>>157764779Is this AI or do the Yankees have a chimpanzee playing for them?
>>157764899>>157764907>Rays are frauds and will lose to Yankeesand yet the Yankees are 3 and 6 versus the Rays this season
>>157764912whats with the gloves
https://x.com/fighterspr/status/2099054350417215895
>>157764904you insulted someone based on a clip by saying you can tell they're horrible to be around. it clearly connoted you think you're a person less horrible to be around girls would want to be around.
>>157764924thank you for demonstrating the caliber of imbecile you actually are
I visited NYC once and could not get out fast enough. Literally moved my flight up a day because I hated it so much. New Yorkers have Stockholm Syndrome
>>157764953pussy
>>157764943>muh regular season record
>>157764918suck it up princess
>>157764948I asked you to leave /mlb/ forever
>>157764928Arizona is not that bad, AC exists
I pretend to be a Cubs girl but I'm actually a boy...
>>157764962different anon, suck on my taint, queer.
>>157764937he's a trained monkey named jasrado prince hermis who believes in ayyys
>>157764928No one hates Arizona. No one has a strong opinion on Arizona. It's the most >meh state.
I pretend to be a reds man but I'm actually a girl...
>>157764964oblig
>>157764951>muh taxesPaying taxes is good, NYC taxes are disproportionately higher than some shit holes like Texas, Arizona, or Florida.
>>157764972not even close to as meh as vermont
>>157764968>invites man to perform sex act >calls that man a homo Here you go anon, might learn something about yourself! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection
>>157764968what is your taint suckable? how fucking swollen is this guy's taint?
Yes that's right keep flaming the mets and the yanks. Noting happened Denver tonight...
>>157764980Vermont is based. Same with New Hampshire and Maine
>>157764980Vermont doesn't have much to do but it's naturally gorgeous and a great place to live. Arizona is hell on earth 6 months a year and overrun with retirees the other 6 months
>>157764918What do you loathe about it? Be specific.
>>157764981leave my /mlb/ and never come back, queer>>157764983ask>>157764981
this is a delaware genny
>>157764956CopeSeetheDilateYou know, and everyone else knows that in the Judge era the Yankees house of horrors is the Rays barn. The Yankees cannot beat the Rays. The Rays spook the Yankees, and you know it, and so does the Yankees.
>>157764997Lmao lil chuddie did NOT like being faced with his latent homosexual projection Don't have a melty!
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>157764995Vermont is the same thing-retirees and townie meth heads
>>157765005ever run into corn pop? he's a bad dude
>>157765015
>>157764822tennis players dig the yankees
>>157764928kek
gards won that game
>>157765011I accept your concession, lil fella
>>157765022i look like this but with bigger boobs.
>>157765030Please don't self-harm! It's not worth it anon!
>>157765032bigger than even these?
>>157765026that goofy looking aussie is on fire lately
what about these
i love autumn bros
>>157765045>cfb and gourdsmeh
>>157765009>2020The Rays have gotten worse since 2020. The Yankees have gotten better. This is not 2020.
>>157764918>>157764996Anon?
>>157765052
>>157765040its his birthday month
>>157765064why are cheerleaders always mid? i swear they are never above a 6.5
god I can’t wait until april in the D
>>157765064MADE FOR BBC
what game we watching
>Heres how the Marlins can win the World Series.>According to 2020 postseason results, they beat the Cubs.>*mic drop*This is your brain on lead pipes and swamp water.
yo no liedavid vassegh was basically hate watching the padres game and was giving updates on the radio. made me think of u guys
>>157765057>The Rays have gotten worse>headed for the division title>four games up on the yankeesThe Rays may have gotten worse since 2020, and the Yankees may have gotten better since 2020, because those things are all relative to itself, but the fact is, objectively speaking, the Yankees in 2026 still aren't as good as the Rays in 2026. Simple as.
>>157765075get off the vpn gaybruce
>>157765081AZ MIA game is comfy, tied 1-1 in the 7th>>157765069They have to work for it, naturally hot girls are lazy as fuck
>>157765081fishsneks
>>157764996Your post has a very distinctive kind of prose that can become unbearable quickly: portentous, over-moralized, and written as though every ordinary preference needs to be elevated into a pronouncement about virtue, dignity, femininity, and “the soul.”>they lack modesty. accordingly, they are not virtuous. by extension, they have no dignityis especially grating because it presents a chain of extremely contestable moral judgments with the cadence of a geometric proof. Modesty virtue dignity is simply asserted, yet “accordingly” and “by extension” make it sound logically compelled.Then>that sort of character cannot last because it is not dependent on the soultakes what could have been the mundane observation “people who build their identity around social-media validation often seem shallow or insecure” and turns it into a little nineteenth-century sermon.>The more traditional feminine form>that sort of character>dependent on the soulit's all straining for philosophical gravity.My irritation isn't necessarily with the underlying proposition. It's with you being apparently incapable of saying “I find attention-seeking Instagram behavior unattractive” without sounding like you're delivering aphorisms from the mountaintop.
>>157765081I look like that
>>157765091The Yankees are better than the Rays in 2026.
>>157765069college roommate of mine started dating a cheerleader. he wouldn't shut up about how hot she was and he couldn't believe he bagged a cheerleader. she finally came over and she was a 6 on her best day. nice ass but utterly mid in every other regard with zero personality
>>157765074>cringethat shit was played out in 2017, anon
>>157765107Kwab
>>157765107Ben Rice just plays the game the right way
>>157763522No one gives a fuck about the yankees gramps it's the 21st century
>>1577651172017 was peak BBC, but its definitely ancient meme now
>>157765107systemic racism
>>157765109>the rays are 26 games over .500 at home>the yankees are 10 games over>>the rays are 13 games over .500 vs teams over .500>the yankees are 1 games under>>the rays are 6 and 3 head-to-head vs the yankees>>b-b-but the yankees are better than the rays, mmmkay?
If Ben Rice was rice, what kind would he be?
>>1577651362026 is built for the Better Business Bureau.
>>157765130They are literally 2nd in attendance with 3 million attendees and sexy girls all around the world wear their hats.
its the BIC era now (big indian cock)
>>1577651465/7 with rice
>>157765144>muh regular season head to head Rays will get embarrassed in October, that's if they can even clinch the AL East.
>>157765149>nose ring>tattoogross, dropped
Bros, I'm about to apply to law school. Please wish me luck.In return, when I become the GM of your bassball team, I promise you many draft hits and value contracts.
>>157763497>Brewers winBased>d*Dgers winCringe
niaf
>>157765207>>157765207>>157765207
>>157765160>comparing the 2026 yankees to the 2025 dodgers>coping to the point of delusionkek of the highest orderThe 2025 Dodgers were the defending world series champions. The 2025 Dodgers won their division in 11 of the previous 12 season, the one season where they finished in second place was the season in which they won 106 games. The Yankees have won their division only three times in the last fourteen seasons and have not been world series champions in 17 seasons.
>>157764827cringe
