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>>157765207kek!
>>157765207
>>157765207Oh no, a great CF showed elite spring speed and tracking to get to a deep fly while playing shallow center with 2 outs 2 strikes and missed the ball by an inch! Let's make fun of him while ignoring that we're a bunch of 40 year old losers who will never achieve even a thousandth of a thousandth of this 23 year old's success!Miserable fuckass OP
Yankees.
>>157765223would you like some cheese with that whine
#54 Max FriedYankees
>>157765221how does one even impart that spin on a ballbroke physics a bit there
>>157765172gl and gn
Yanquis
Os
>>157765207HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
>>157765228magnets
>>157765225soulless sewer skank
>>157765230Thank you! Good night, fren. Tuck in your tush so you don't catch a cold.
>>157765223Shut up retard, stop using AI-generated teams.
>>157765240hello
is there anybody in there
>>157765207kek thank you for taking my request >>157765223double kek!
>>157765240<3
>>157765251>pimping an inside the park home runFucking love this guy
>>157765247its ai
>>157765160>comparing the 2026 yankees to the 2025 dodgers>coping to the point of delusion?>or just stupid yankee fan?kek of the highest orderThe 2025 Dodgers were the defending world series champions. The 2025 Dodgers won their division in 11 of the previous 12 season, the one season where they finished in second place was the season in which they won 106 games.The Yankees have won their division only three times in the last fourteen seasons and have not been world series champions in 17 seasons.
>>157765240if you refuse me honey, you'll lose me
>>157765274>copiumThe Yankees are goodThe Rays are badThe Mets are badThe Cubs are bad
>>157765274In other words, the 2026 Yankees do not have anywhere near the pedigree of the 2025 Dodgers to pull off what the 2025 Dodgers did. The Yankees are going to get slapped in the postseason and embarrass themselves like they always do.
>>157765227Our greatest ally.
>>157765295>he Yankees are going to get slapped in the postseason and embarrass themselves like they always do.Such is the Yankees defining trait of the Aaron Judge era.
>>157765274The Yankees have 10 more wins than any other AL team in the last two years and the best run differential by 96 runs. They are likely to end up without a division title in that time. Divisions are stupid.This is a stupid format.
>>157765306yes
>>157765316now that is some industrial strength cope
>>157765325Divisions, and rewarding division winners, are parts of the format. The Yankees will go a second straight season of not reaping those rewards, despite having no worse than the second best record and best run differential in the league. That format is stupid.
ANGELS WIN!That's a series win. Potentially fucking Seattle out of the last bit of their playoff hopes.GG Marinerds.
The Yankees are never winning a championship as long as this imbecile is allowed to be the general manager
>>157765262>>157765251>>157765226>>157765207You're broke losers laughing at a kid giving it his all even in a lost season. He could've gotten seriously hurt putting his body on the line like that becausd he wanted to fucking WIN, even in a meaningless game. And you're clowning him. You're not baseball fans. You're petty little bitch ass mean girls who happened to born with balls, as shriveled up as they are. You're a bunch of limp wrist faggots who do nothing except talk shit online while struggling to maintain eye contact irl. Fuck you dipshits
>>157765353stfu Karen
this enrages the stinkee fan
>>157765341Yankees through 151 games2026: 88-63 (No Judge)2025: 84-67 (No Soto/Cole)2024: 88-63 And some of you think Brian Cashman and Aaron Boone are bad at this???
>>157765364eat shit you lard ass faggot
>>157765367they’re failures because they aren’t going 162-0 without their top players……….
>>157765353if he cant handle the jandal then hes not made for being discussed in /mlb/
>>157765333>format is stupid.The Yankees would have made the postseason only six times since 2000 and only twice since 2010 if not for this new format
>>157765374
>>157765374ah, the conscience and moral center of the general. play the virtue signaling clown pissing into a headwind if it makes you feel better about yourself all you'd like. you don't know the first thing about the people posting here and what they're like irl.
>>157765379/mlb/ is an anime general larping as a baseball thread and you're one of the biggest dweebs on here. /mlb/ ain't shit and you're a fat clown
>>157765371>most money spent on payroll among all MLB teams since 2000>only one championshipNah, we know Brian Cashman and Aaron Boone are bad at this. Really bad.
>>157765392oh my sneedsomeone needs a good night's sleep
>>157765393>Brian Cashman is bad at this
>>157765403
>>157765408
>still thinking run differential is even remotely a meaningful stat after just having watched the Sneks 3 years ago win the pennant with a -15 run differential
>>157765387I know exactly what kind of person posts and laughs like retarded hyena at a pic like OP'sA loser. Someone who's untalented and shit scared of ever taking a chance and has accomplished nothing>>157765399Someone needs to get cracked in the jaw but you're too much of a pussy to do anything except talk shit anonymously
>>157765392
>>157765381The New York Yankees have a run differential of 3,111 runs since 2000 (1st) and a a 2468-1789 record since 2000 (1st).
Imagine being a mestfag and seeing Alonso do that shit and then get a curtain callFucking cuck franchise
>>157765417i look like this and post here
>>157765419FAGGets kek!
>>157765419Yeah it was very odd seeing fans celebrating the enemy curbstomping their own team
>>157765427Is this u
>>157765418>look at these analytics, you guys>we just won the best analytics title>that's so cool>we don't need no stinkin world series trophiesCopium Magnum
>>157765435i wish
>>157765428kek!
>>157765416id break your puny jaw into a thousand pieces runt
>>157765416why'd you get kicked off of /r/eddit if you're such a do-gooder princess?
>>157765393I don't agree with using championships to evaluate like that
Being a Mariners fan has heemed my mental health bros
>>157765444you're a fat fuck with the lungs of a 90 year old. you come from a shit background with no wrestling culture. I would double leg you in 5 seconds and piss on your face while you're crying uncle. You can larp all you want but you're a fucking faggot ass goose neck limp wrist bitch with no training. I'd eat you you stupid fucking mook. Come to Bellmore Kickboxing next time you can afford a trip to NY and take a chance. I'll pay you to sign a waiver and fight me. You need to get the shit kicked out of you>>157765445Haven't been kicked off anywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGH5mqQ-U-I
>>157765447>I don't agree with using championships to evaluate>the only goal of a general manager is to deliver a championship within five or six years>for other teams>but, you see, here at Yankees Inc, we pride ourselves on achieving great analytics>and finishing over .500>and just getting into the postseason>we don't care much about winning division titles>and we really don't care about those fussy world series titles, you knowThe Copium meter is flying off the charts!
>>157765445Kicked off? I'm a mod on r/mariners
>>157765448Time for a final trip to Canada
>>157765462which one is you?
>>157765448>getting eliminated by the arte moreno angelstop kek
>>157765462>with the lungs of a 90 year oldthat's the first time I've ever encountered that particular kind of burn attempt
>>157765477I want the team to win championships but I don’t believe that every year the championship could’ve been won if the GM and manager simply made different decisions subject to the same constraints
>>157765492the one that doesn't have gay shit saved on his phone cocksucker>>157765496that's because you've never played a sport in your life and don't understand the concept of cardio
>>157765462you think we're having some fair fight lolyou wont even see me coming, ill king hit you while you're walking to your car and then curb stomp you until theres nothing left to disfigure
extras in AZ
>>157765508you're doing a real bang-up job of sufficiently intimidating and bringing the users of this general to heel. I have little doubt you will go far in life and be a great leader of men.
The Marlins farm system set a club record for most home runs
>>157765518yeah alright you porky edgelord. we can go into your 3000 confirmed kills another time. like I said, you're a tried and tested yeasty pussy. you'll never be anything else. go fuck yourself you kangaroo humping sicko you lead an unserious life
>>157765518it's true. there is no fighting fair in the streets>street codesthat's for gay faggot poor people
>>157765525I don't give shit what you think. You're all a bunch of socially retarded crybabies who can make fun of others but pout like little bitches when you get a little heat back because you never had rl friends. it's a sad hypocrisy
>>157765477You seem very well adjusted, mentally.
>>157765533dont you have some larping to do in /heem/ you fucking private school coddled man-childtheres women in australia with more bite than you
m's lose!
What's this guy sperging out on?
>>157765554he's just trying to get to mettiejetties
>>157765542if you brought half the energy you're trying to bring here anywhere irl someone would have caved in your skull long ago and you wouldn't have even seen it coming. you've never been in a real fight. playing slap ass with other tight t-shirt wearing faggots doesn't count.
You really never know what gay shit /mlb/ will get up to each night, but one thing is certain, it will be something. Never change you glorious faggots
>>157765550>talks about cheap shotting>calls someone else a manchildyou just keep snitching on yourself. you 100% fit a D cup. you're a low T balding middle aged dwarf anonymously making fun of people whose success you'll never come near. and you probably do bite because you're bitchmade
>>157765562Come do it then.
>>157765562>if you brought half the energy you're trying to bring here anywhere irl someone would have caved in your skull long agoyou don't know shit because you don't leave your shithole. people irl are cool, I have no reason to talk to them this way. I'm telling you and your pussy virtual friends that I'm at Bellmore Kickboxing 4x a week, usually at 7am. do something about it if you're ever in town. you won't because you're a meek manlet who only types about all the guns he has
>>157765569it's like the teenagers that cry when they get shot by some geriatric for trying to break into his home
>>157765580what the fuck does that even mean you retard. sound out the words slowly before your next post
IM FROM THE BRONX NEW YORK
No I won't go under, no I won't back down!
>>157765565>didnt deny itknew you were a private school babby. I can smell your silver spoon trust fund polo shirt boat shoes wearing ass through the webyoud have been raped if you ever left your bubble of wholefoods and abercombie&fitch
>>157765590if you can make it there, you can make it anywhere!
>>157765580Holy shit you're fucking slow. You wouldn't step foot in the Bronx, probably Queens either man. I know damn well you wouldn't run your mouth to us in real life. Haha.
>>157765579I'd say I feel bad for you for being so delusional but since it's obvious you get a hardon from huffing your own farts you'll probably do okay.
>>157765595I don't know what you think you're tapped into but you ain't like that.
>>157765595lol you terminally online autists have such a warped view of reality. do you think private schools don't have sports? don't you think they have more resources to help you? you're a fucking moron dude. you get all your information on life and social interactions from 4chan memes and other brainrot. you're twice my age and I'd make you call me daddy and film you crying on camera before I let you go. you're the smelliest puccacci itt and that's saying something >>157765601that's great little buddy
>>157765601What's life like as 5'10 manlet smoking reefer 10x a day and jerking off to digital woman?
>>157765595NTA, but by your own logic, you didn't deny that you're a balding dwarf with tits. So... yikes.
IT'S GETTIN' REAL IN THA WHOLE FOODS PARKING LOT
where did these jersey shore retards come from
>>157765601Sounds like you've never had your airways crushed with a well-placed kick. Stay safe Timmy. If this were reality you would need a breathing tube just to drink chocolate milkshakes for the rest of your life.
>>157765610sorry we're taking over your anime safe space chuddie
>>157765207LMFAO I HOPE THIS LITTLE FAGGOT BROKE HIS NECK
>>157765621that's cuz you're a self hating spiritual manlet
>>157765207HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS BITCH ASS WHO CAN'T EVEN CATCH A ROUTINE FLYBALL LMFAOI HOPE HE FUCKING DIED
>>157765621This is how you act because you think you're anonymous. Imagine walking up to a group of teens in SB and saying some goofy shit like this. You would get left right were you stand. In real life you would get dangled off the George Washington Bridge.
>>157765631NTA rooting for injuries is just dickhead behavior. Rethink your life and ask yourself why you act like this online.
>>157765631>Look at me spergtyping mom! I'm really getting somewhere!Disgraceful
>>157765639BIG TALK FOR A LITTLE MAN, BITCH LMAO
>>157765604>do you think private schools don't have sports? don't you think they have more resources to help you?I went to a private school too. the private school of hard knocks, located on the corner of cold and heartless avesbut im sure all that sport you played has turned you into the killer you like to larp as
>>157765631>routineYou sound dumb, that flyball was gone in 15/30 parks and had a xBA of .900+.
>>157765641>>157765642OH NO I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT I STILL HOPE HE DIED LMAO
At least when the Rays fan used to get blacked out drunk and abusive it was funny
>>157765645you're a lame fucking dude. get your gimpy old ass off my screen and shout out if you're ever actually in NY and looking for some free dental workYou will always be a coward
>>157765518>king hitits called a sucker punch, m8
>>157765644I'm little? I don't think they make size large for little people.
>>157765649Yo son, real life people would've been popped your jaw off your head lmao.
>>157765654it's called being a fat nervous bitch who'd slip on his diabetes while trying to get in a haymaker and have a heart attack as he got mounted
>>157765659>>157765662aight, retards. I'm bored and got other shit to do. don't go doing anything stupid irl.
>>157765651go larp somewhere else williamno need to spit the dummy so hard here, you'll get embarrassed again
>>157765675Go back to reality. You probably walk by 100 people a day and just put your head down and stare at the ground like a pussy bitch.
>>157765677you're 40 years old and frail. I would fuck you up. it is impossible to feel embarrassed in a place like this. you know I'd fuck you up. you're a meek boomer
>>157765675>real life shit to doJerking off to porn isn't real-life shit. Whatever dork.
going into a meating, dont be here when I get back
>>157765682Gooning is most def rl shit
>>157765680>>157765682I'm better looking and smarter that both of you dweebs. You both wish you were my friend irl.
>meating Freudian slip, big fellas gonna crank his hog for the 14th time today
>>157765685scared lil hoe giving his shrink a crisis call lmao shook ass faggot
>>157765696kek
RIP SNEKS
BX homies we own this subreddit BRRRAP
>>157765691Why would you judge other men based on their looks, are you faggot?
I can't tell if this thread is some kind of coordinated satire or if hooligans are off from school.
>>157765703lol they do this every night
>>157765706the uglier dude gives up ass, you'd know this if anyone ever invited you to a party
>>157765724Being on college frat boy shit at 40 is certainly something. Your parents must be proud of you, or dead. Probably dead.
>>157765724lel
>>157765735damn anon I was just making a joke... pretty sure the uglier guy isn't socially expected to take it up the buttyou didn't have to go after my parents on the very first mark. Idk if that was a defensive reflex or what but you gotta work on that. I was just joshing ya
lmao yall mad gay
>>157765771it's 2026. what are you trying to say?
Thanks Mawlins. Stupid bullpen and Coors field. Chadres will start over a new winning streak.
2024 is the Diamondbacks' biggest what-if season.
>>157765743Wow, not even an apology from the anon who misread a joke and immediately went for the throat by impugning my parents. No class, I tell ya...
They did not just add another arm to this pitching staff. Are they the 2010 Giants?
If only he shook that spics hand during the WBC...
>>157765853The butterfly effect
De Paula is already washed. How will the Dodgers' farm recover?
>>157765743>>157765822I guess anon is too mortified to apologize for his vicious outburst. Well, I accept your apology, anyway, anon-san. Good night, /mlb/.
>>157765866How many dicks and by what age?
>>157765631I say this.
>>157765884fag
>>157765898you're a queer aren't ya?
Yama-kun is a tsundere
>>157765912he a fuckin goofy only motion he got is in the bullpen with his butt buddies
>>157765903what a creepy old dude
Hindu society
>mariners hire a witch to make the playoffs last year>this year they have one of the most cursed seasons in baseball historyI genuinely unironically believe that something supernatural happened here
>>157765948Please retard-kun. They rode the top of the bracket and coasted to an ALCS against another crap team.
kek cubtrannies
Braves magic number was whittled down to 5 from 7 tonight. That means even if the Braves lost 8 of their last 10, and the Phillies won 8 of their last 11, it wouldn't be enough for the Phils to win the division.
You SoCal bros see that NBC 4 Helicopter crash? It happened ON AIR it was super fucked up. You could hear them screaming as the helicopter lost control and went down. Eliana Moreno and the pilot died. Very sad RIP.
>>157766127>Kobe foreshadowingI'm interested to hear what some aviation autists thinks about it. My uncle said a good pilot could be able to glide down from that height under engine failure
>>157766147Some other pilot chimed in an said he could tell from the audio it was engine failure but idk shit about aviation. You'll never catch me in a helicopter, a helicopter crash is pretty much always 100% fatal with no survivors.
>>157766127one less
>>157766255based
>>157766194>with no survivorsI think this will push the switch to news drones along faster at least
>>157766127Vax status?
LMFAAAAAAOOOO
>>157766467I don't think the helicopter was vaxxed.
ugh bleh
>>157766812i regret not putting more effort into that drawing
>>157766871I'm no artist, it's better then anything I'd ever draw.
I could suck a cock
Tough one for the mets last night
>>157766871I drew it
kek philthies
I couldn't suck a cock
>>157766980go braves!>>157767191go yankees!
>>1577669072026 groids hit different
>>157767154you did a good job
gm
>>157765207This made Metspie have a mental breakdown. Apologize to him.
>>157767237
The Rays won't lose in October
>>157767469never relax
>>157767413>>157765207If we'd manage to get along for one season that play specifically could've been avoided.>Knicks in 5>25th anniversary of 9/11>Jay-Z and Nas at Yankee Stadium
>>157767495Dark time in Queens. They can always root for the Yankees this season if they want to.
>>157767473
>>157767469the cheeky little smile he has running away
>>157767473They already lost; it's over. Yanks are just too deep.
colorado rockies
>>157765853Donovan missed so many games I forgot he was on the team
>>157767573Bro yanks do it every year n fall on there face
>>157767573In my opinion we still missing hitters that can get on base
>>157767573N reliever pitcher
What's the deal with the Rangers?I get that Americans are very religious compared to any other Westerners. Even more so for Texans. And the Venezuelans and Dominicans are the same. All very evangelical types.I get that a lot of athletes are more religious than average people too and engage in performative religion as well.Not complaining, people can do what the hell they like.It's just a big culture shock as a Brit warching them when every other nigga has crosses tattooed on their face, their eye black done up as crosses, is wearing a dozen crosses on their clothing, and wears undershirts covered in scriptural verses.In the UK people would look at you like you're a schizophrenic or terrorist or something if you dressed like that over here.I guess imagine if you watched a "soccer" game and some nigga had "ATHEIST" tattooed on his forehead, did a little fedora tip whenever he scored. Kinda how it feels.
>>157767725Texans are religious, yes. Polytheistic
>>157767725>lose christian identity>gain muslim identityyour country in a nutshell
>>157767738there are probably more muslims in texas than in england. american right wingers project hard.
>>157767725>In the UK people would look at you like you're a schizophrenicthe UK shipped all the schizophrenic puritans to the US
>>157767725The Rangers have been shit since they started closing the doors in their stadium and can't hit anymore. They got a meme run world series but are really just mediocre even with their big name players since they're mostly old and injured. Thats the deal with the Rangers.
>>157766715based...BASED
Tough loss yesterday. The White Sox still control the division with a series win today. With a loss, they still have a pretty good chance of taking it considering that the Guardians have to go to Boston to 3, the Sox have a game in hand, and the Sox own the tiebreaker.
reddit has better baseball discussion
jays are cooked, will be supporting the white sox in the post
>>157767772Whoever loses is still sitting pretty for a wild card spot.
>>157767778I got banned there because I misgendered a mod
I got mindfucked by trannies, teams for this feel?
>>157767811Root for the white sox and repent
>>157767811
I cannot express how little the Guardians deserve Brayan Rocchio.Ramirez is a dead man at the plate.You need to fucking hire a hitting coach for the kids. Genao saw 9 pitches and went 0-for-4.
>>157767725where I'm from (not texas) people pretend to be catholic and take their kids to church every sunday so they turn out to be decent people
>>157767829Selling out for contact vets gets nowhere besides bullying bad defenses in the regular season. They need to hit the ball harder and more often.
>“I’ve got nothing but respect for him, I love him to death, but as a team, as the 2026 Mets, I know we have definitely underperformed. But the guys in here work their ass off every single day. To have that kind of reaction to an opposing player — it could be anybody — is crazy to me,” Manaea said after the Mets’ 7-5 loss in 11 innings. “I’ve got nothing but respect for Pete, but I’ve never seen anything like that before. I know the guys in here, we are grinding our butts off and stuff like that happens. I’ve never seen anything like that, kinda crazy.”
>>157767888Kwab
>“It’s just crazy how things unfolded,” Manaea said. “I have nothing but respect for (Alonso) and love him to death. As the 2026 Mets, we’ve definitely underperformed. But the guys in here work their ass off every single day, and to have that kind of reaction to an opposing player is crazy to me. I’ve just never seen anything like that before.”>Manaea is one of the Mets’ clubhouse leaders. While he spoke, second-year pitcher Christian Scott nodded his head in agreement from across the room. Later, Scott met Manaea at Manaea’s locker and gave him a fist bump.>When asked whether he had ever seen an opposing player receive a curtain call, a notably terse Andy Green succinctly responded that he hadn’t.We really have the most cucked fanbase. It's embarrassing. You think bullshit like sucking an enemy team's dong is gonna make your team play better? Bunch of miserable 50 year old manchildren with deep spite in their hearts
>>157767888This bum needs to shut the fuck up.
>>157767901>Manaea is one of the Mets’ clubhouse leadersLol, lmao even
>The 0-2 delivery...>Swung on>Hit in the air, fairly deep left>Antonacci, going back...>CAN'T GET IT>BALL GOT BY HIM>THE GUARDIANS WILL WIN IT>SCORING ARE SCHNEEMAN AND FRY
Pete is not the enemy. Pete should be the Mets 1B. Manaea and Christian Scott are nobodies.This team gave Bo Bichette $42m a year to be a league average hitter and then pretended they don't have money for Pete because the shtetl rat GM got made Pete nuked his old closer.
>>157767888>>157767901pete helped us get better odds in the draft lotto
>>157767909People that lead the clubhouse don't have to be studs on the field. Personality and production aren't 1:1>>157767913You're making an emotional and stupid argument and you're running with a narrative advanced by retards like Joe Beningo. Pete himself said 2 days ago that he was committed to the Orioles offer from the jump. He saw it as a business. Why can't you? >>157767916There is that
The Dodgers are cruising to another WS, aren't they?
>>157767934>You're making an emotional and stupid argument and you're running with a narrative advanced by retards like Joe Beningo. Pete himself said 2 days ago that he was committed to the Orioles offer from the jump. He saw it as a business. Why can't you?He should have been signed the year before, that's the point. Yes, he was always going to leave because it was clear after the first negotiations Stearns didn't want him on the team.
>>157767942He turned down a longer deal and got his opt-out
>>157767939couldn't even win a series against cleveland this year
>>157767947The Mets never offered him more than 3 years. Lie somewhere else, Steve.
>>157767939Surely a team has won 4 in 10 years since the 90’s Yankees.
>Pete hits #300 at Citi field to tie it up in the 9th >Gets a curtain callWhat more is there to say about the Mets? They got they nuts proper stomped off.
I'm a Cubs girl and I like to have fun!
>>157767947you really are a Beningo tier fan https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/43711708/sources-pete-alonso-returning-mets-2-year-54m-deal>Alonso rejected a seven-year, $158 million contract extension from the Mets in the summer of 2023he would have made no difference if he was here this year. we'll see how the rest of his 4 years work out for the o's
>>157767977meant for >>157767956
>>157767977that was before he went to FA. and he was also right to turn it down. between arbitration in 2024, his salary in 2025, and his contract with the orioles he has crushed it.
>>157767996don't use words like "never" next time if you don't want to be correctedand that's great. he's doing fine for himself as he should. but that's because he took it as a business, just as the Mets did. he did not care to extend a hometown discount. he did not want a shorter term longer AAV contract. he would not have made a difference this year. we will see how the next 4 years go to determine whether it was a good decision
>don't use words like "never" next time if you don't want to be corrected
>>157768016>being precise is... le reddit!stop putting yourself through a humiliation ritual. it's just gonna make you seethe and ruin your day. it's okay to be wrong. it's not okay to have emotional attachment at the level of a 90s girl with her NSYNC postereveryone here is a grown up and made big boy business decisions. there is no "bad guy"
>>157767522Colored depiction of the average Bronx resident.
>>157768023
Pete Alonso mindbroke the New York Shmets
>>157768033
Why didn't Stearns just give Alonso more money?
>>157768055>closest thing mr. met will ever have to a ring
>>157768055kek
>>157768055It's all he had to do to make the fans not hate him
>>157768055because Jared Young produced half of Alonso's WAR in 2/3 the amount of games and for 33 millionth of the cost
>>1577680881/33 the cost*
David Stearns is a genius btw
>>157768106why are you so emotional? is hating Stearns all you have in life? show the guy that's actually been playing 1B every daythis is a pathetic way to live anon. do you really want to be a manlet all your life
>>157768088Will this save Stearns' job?
>>157768118Cohen already said he's gonna work through his contract. which is smart. you don't make decisions based on sullen losers on 4chan sobbing into their Pete Pillow because they're ready to name their nonexistent children after a guy who rightfully chased the bag
Yankees just DFA’d Waldo. F.
>>157768114
>>157768138Cortez-Acosta? Didn’t know he was still playing ball
>>157768141haha epic gotcha Rajesh!
>>157768126Calm down, David, I'm not a mess fan
>>157768150got 'em!
>>157768153I wasn't referring to you, Ephraim
reminder to stop sports betting. i know you're reading this
Snagged a Montgomery Biscuts hat for a fiver on depop
>>157768168nice man
>The Blue Jays will be the first European MLB team due to Canada becoming a member of the EU
>>157768168this is a mcmuffin genny
>>157768141>get me Vientos. Now.
>>157768189canada's gonna get so fucked
>>157768165No.
>>157768207>throwing stones in a glass house
>>157768216>implying our economies are anywhere near the samelol we'll see how that goes for ya
>>157768221how is that $6/g diesel treating youit will be $12/g once we cut our supply
>Metsfriends arguing with each other after Pete Alonso raped themKWAB
>>157768235I pay $4 and don't care. well worth it for long-term security. you don't know the first thing about the oil market if you think you'll have any impact on it
>>157768235Please no, it already cost me 300 bucks to fill up my truck
>>157768238New York fandoms are weird. Yankees fans booing Soto after one year with them is wild. I could only imagine the reaction if Judge signed with the Giants
>>157768238It's ok. They're only going to outspend the Yankees and Dodgers by 3 gorillion dollars since 2000.
>>157768256burning down all the deals with your trade partners isnt long-term security and no one is investing in venezuela stop blowing smoke out your ass pretending like canadian crude isnt propping up all the terrible decisions made lately
>>157768278Juan Soto tried to pretend he wasn't signing for the money and pretty much made it seem like the Yankees would be nothing without him.
>>157768281your opinion means nothing to me. time will tell. I think I'll be very amused over the next 10 years
>>157768235>2015 + 11 >not driving a hybrid or electric car oh noooo tiny dick chuds driving $100k lifted diesel trucks that get 9mpg are losing money ugh that's so terrible ugggghhhhhh
>>157768311Had to stop driving Cherry around for this reason. :,(
>>157768278>>157768279>>157768290The suite and clothes money situation was pretty offensive.
>>157768256It doesn't matter what you pay, it matters what farmers and truck drivers pay
>>157768311Very idealistic of you, but unfortunately they don't make affordable flatbed electrics yet
>>157768373that's true. they'll be fine. Canada's contribution to global oil prices are trivial. it's about Hormuz. but we all need to eat a little pain if it means bringing those apocalyptic Shi'a Twelvers to heel. it's important for long-term stability in the Middle East and, thus, for the world. Donnie will give them a couple of stimmies to hold over
>>157768363That's credit to the Mets. They've always had high-end players.
>>157768392the hormussy is staying closed and donnie is far too inept to do anything about it
>>157768418see >>157768304
>>157768439your repeated responses tell a different story than "i dont care"but you stay delusional
>>157768452>minimal effort (You)s imply carebig brain post
>>157768460>from i dont care to i care minimallythe back pedaling has started
>>157768475>minimal effort (You)s are equivalent to caring minimallygiga brain post. I bow to your economic authority
>>157768492yes anon, and you continue to prove that assertion with every reply
>>157768512>could have kept Ty France for 4x the WAR and 1/40th the cost
>>157768501okay, if it's that easy using your middle school dropout logic:my replies say I care minimally (i.e., the least amount of care possible prior to not caring at all)your replies say you take 2 dicks up the ass at the same time and enjoy it because you're a massive faggot. and every time you reply, it's with tears in your eyes (not from the dick rammed up your butt, cuz you enjoy that)
>>157768519Ty France would've only become this good outside of Toronto.
>>157768523>brings up homosexuality apropos of nothing>accuses other anon of being homosexual>talks about specific homosexual acts Why are so many of you like this
>>157768523>i.e., the least amount of care possible prior to not caring at allyep, but that is an admission that you do care>your replies say you take 2 dicks up the ass at the same time and enjoy it because you're a massive faggot. and every time you reply, it's with tears in your eyes (not from the dick rammed up your butt, cuz you enjoy that)a barrage of insults hoping something sticks while you seethe out of control over the position you put yourself in
>>157768540the position I put myself in is laughing at your desperate attempts to make me admit that... I care the tiniest amount a person could care at all without not caring? insane bro. please tell me about those oil futures>>157768536>why do people call people they look down upon faggots and accuse them of committing faggot actsare you autistic? have you never had a real life interaction?wait, are you gay and autistic?
you've exposed yourself as a liar so anything you type now isnt worthlessgood day
>>157768556>talking about oil prices>DICKS YOU SUCK DICKS YOU WANT DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH AND IN YOUR ASS PULSING DICKS AND SEMEN IN YOUR BUTT HOMOSEXUALITY DICKS COCKS MEN HAVING SEX WITH MEN >heh...owned him This is a baseball subreddit you fucking loser
Let's keep things cheese related
>>157768381>>157768311Electrics are also like an extra 300 a month to ensure so its hard for the poorfags
>>157768587I have never owned an electric. How does the electricity cost compare to gas expense for a normal sedan that gets like 30mph?
>>157768571take a shower Timmy>>157768582damn your faggot ass got a lot more graphic than I did. I can picture you convulsing spastically as you typed that>calling anyone else a loser while clearly being a social retardkek! might mean something if it wasn't coming from a gooch licker
>>157768311>tiny dick chudsonly the cummins owners. cuz it has cum in the name lolol
157768606No more (you)s for you kiddo Be more subtle when trolling
>>157768623I'd tell you to be less gay but I guess that's a nature over nurture thing. my condolences
lots of drawn out, name calling arguments the past few daysyou don't need to get the last word in
>>157768654you're right, anon. I'm sorry for aggravating the Canadian. his country's got it bad enough already. and I'm sorry for making gaynon feel bad about his love for semen. it's perfectly natural in a certain subset of human beans.the important thing is that we all love baseball!
>>157768646>blue jays wouldve won a championship if kirk had just lost 20lbs
>>157768668apology acceptedlove it when you lick my boots
>>157768587More of a muscle milk guy myself
Chance to learn something about yourself! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latent_homosexuality
>>157768680They were never going to win. It was the Yankees' turn but the fat asses got greedy
before i turn on espn i need to know if theres a woman commentating before i add +1 to their nielsen ratings
>>157768685that's an empty saying. extending an olive branch to the less fortunate is good karmic activity>>157768699witnessedwhen did you first realize there was a dormant cock hungry beast inside you, fren?
Pete's home run total is higher than Polanco's OPS+.
>>157768718if you wanted true peace you would quit with the petty insultsbut the lies dont stop
>>157768737brutal. just gotta hope he can be healthy next year. the falloff this year was unprecedented
we're 37-36 against winning teamsbut that means we're 38-41 against losing teams
>>157768746come on anon, you're a 4channer: you're not capable of discussing complex topics in good faith. otherwise you wouldn't have started all this by giving an emotional response to my assertion that Canada will be economically injured by attempting to give more critical business to EU (and China)it's metaphysically impossible to not be emotionally invested in your response if you attempt to compare the resilience and power of the American and Canadian economies as peers
>>157768781this is another full admission that you are full of shiti approach all discussions in good faith, emotional influence or not
Stray-Rod kek
>>157768793okay, here's your shot Timmy:do you think that, over the next 10 years, the Canadian economy, in percentage, will be less injured than the American economy while inviting global influence from other self-interested superpowers without necessary infrastructure in place to manage that influence?
A-Rod slapping that ball out of the glove has to be a top 10 LOL moment in baseball.
>>157768817why would i have a serious discussion with you after the admission you are arguing in bad faith?
Whewee they're still going. Still at it in the gay baseball thread. Lol mest btw
>>157768854as I thought. take a shower, Timbo. it's been 4 days blud. you're never gonna meet a girl like this
>>157765251soto doko
>>157768873we walk further away from that fake apology with every post
>>157768893guess I must not care after all! anyway, good luck to you. I'll admit that I will be sympathetic to your upcoming plight, even though a part of me will also be amused and satisfied by the fact that so many of you leafs will be slapped with a dose of reality. the sting will last for years
>>157768908the opposite really, you care so much that you're compelled to reply on cooldown
>>157768893you're arguing with a blue haired ghoul from the 'cord
>>157768945>knowing discord loreyou are the blue haired ghoul>>157768925what I care about is that I'm being paid to shitpost while you seethe. but I really do look forward to the next 10 years
doyerpacos still angry from that lambs game? won't even have a good refugee sport in the NFL next year it looks like kwab
>>157768955>what I care about is that I'm being paid to shitpost while you seetheyes, they are shit posts that you producethe most truthful thing itt
>>157768972>rajesh discovers the meaning of shitpostit's like watching a caveman rub two stone and iron together
>>157768987more baseless insults to cope with loss
>>157769017yes, the loss of the maple leaf wears heavily on our heartshow bout them Jays? is Vladdy gonna get himself right next season?
>>157769026>nouthe shitposting continues
pepperjack
>>157769035Raj, I agreed with you. I am coping with the earth-shattering loss of losing our nearest and dearest friends up in the great white norfbut seriously, you think Vladdy's gonna get his shit together? also, are you happy with Okamoto?
When my tigods sweep the gays, the diesel prices will drop like a dead blue jay. It's the economy, stupid
>>157769056>I agreed with younaw, you twisted the meaning of my post to suit your perspective, like a troll wouldthis farce with the le on topic discussion is pathetic
>>157768278Not even a full year, he was a half-season rental and they pretend he was a home-grown product.
Where’s the Yankees schizoid? There’s a game on
>>157769096Studying.
>>157769087that's a no on Okamoto & Vladdy then? surely Cease has brought you some joy?
>>157769106Who’s ready for Carlos Rodón’s perfect game?
Josh Bell is a fat, ugly, gorilla.
I love shitting on the mestSo does the mest front office apparently
Bearded Rodon is just a different animal.
>>157765207>stearnsfags still mad big meat pete got a standing O for shitting on the mest
whos ready for joba chamberlain's perfect game
>people irl now type like 4channerswhatever happened to paragraph breaks? jaysusthis is baseball related because the rape of english styling has crushed me more than my mariners have
Who are the girthy pitchers of mlb?
>>157769179no Joba perfecto for you because you broke the Joba Rules.
>>157769192>like 4channersthis is from SMS texting and Slack/Teams chats dominating the business world over e-mail, not your hungarian shovel-racing website leaking out to "the normies" dumbass
Hi Anon, hope all is well for you. Would you mind ripping a massive fart? I heard the one you did yesterday and thought it would work well today
>>157769193
so far hasn't worked out
>>157769185
>>157769206nahh texting & chats haven't caused people to give up paragraph breaks. or at least i haven't seen that. plus i'm in the legal world. we're like 20 years behind everyone else anyway
>>157769217pham is the veteran alpha every team wants in their clubhouse.
>>157769227yes i'm sure nobody in the legal world ever wrote "k" or similar because they're sending mails from their iphone
>>157769237going from "k" to no paragraph breaks is like going from the bronze age to the industrial revolution
>>157769192Everyone’s illiterate now… must be something in the air
Good riddance if true.
>>157769244>oh my god they missed a newline this is the end of the worldretard
>>157769255>oh my god they missed a newline this is the end of the worldthis but unironically>retarddon't make me hold you in contempt buddy
>>157769216he's just like me frfr
>>157769245if we're being serious, it's the constant doomscrolling & flashy surface level video games. they don't want you to engage critically
>>157769249This guy is human aids, hopefully Cashman glances over this and scouts Sato.
>>157769268who's "they"?
>>157769285mets fans
>>157769279I hate sports media.
>>157769301jomboy isnt media. he's one of us.
>>157769305is this guy the new barstool?
Ben Rice has a 145 wRC+, that's 8th best in MLB.
>>157769268I was only being half-serious with the “must be something in the air” but you are correct with that. Definitely feels like we are in the terminal phase of some kind of plan decades in the making.
what number would you wear if you were in MLB?for me it's 59
>>157769305Such a kissable face
is plouffe white?
>>157769301since COVID and a few years before, the MLB made a concerted effort to break into the normie-spheres of youtube, twitter, insta, tiktok etc. I think they actually did a good job based on their initial goals, but for existing and older fans, the content comes off as cringe
>>15776932859.5
>>157769328165 because that's my IQ
>>1577693287
>>157769328Why 59?
>>157769346it's the largest prime number under 6060 and above are spring training numbers for scrubs
>>15776932867 *hand movement*
>>15776936469 *does hand motion for dick sucking*
Rodón is dealing.
>>157769364I fucking hate zoomers
>>157769397That was a borderline meatball
>>157769305>invent your own wacky sports>make up your own rules >still lose at them
Dave Winfield is trauma dumping at the Twins booth about his abuse at the hands of George Steinbrenner.
The Twins are the blackest team and that's kind of neat.
>>157769364SIX SEVENIXSEVEN
the armchair gm who relentlessly defends stearns is my favorite poster here
Go Yankees!
>>157769328I'm just waiting to roundhouse kick the first ass-fucker that answers with "0"
Austin Wells continues to be an excellent at ABS.
>>157769496Why do blacks love to use the number 0 in sports?
What a double play by Garcia Jr.
>>1577693280 for me
>white sux
>>157769496>>157769508>>157769537
Why did God forsake the Pope Sox?
george was a shit ownerhe was basically the arte moreno of his time
Somebody fuck this asshole
>>157769619Ugh.... sigh
This is possibly the best the Yankees have been at run prevention since 2022.
>>157769593martin luther was right + chicago sports team
>>157769619James Shields lol
I hate this team. Way to erase what was a fun summer in less than 2 weeks into September
>losing your division to ohio
>>157769690>James Shields lolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVFsq9FQBlc
>>157769249>$40 million/year until he's 40Who wants him?
No more first place for the White Sox after today.
>>157769730Stearns
You now remember this image.
The Guardians finally hit a home run? Now that's how you play baseball.
>>157769755Time to bring this back
it's up!
>>157769775a scowl might be good
>Judge reinjured himself Lmao why did they rush him back?
>>157769755>implying cubstrannies are happy 10.5 GB and getting swept by the sewers
I want to fucking die.
>>157769822at least they'll make the playoffs unlike the sux
>>157769821Wow
I still give the Chicago White Sox a chance
are you mature enough to admit that scouts were right about murakami now that he's circling the drain
>>157769850I'm giving the cubbie bears a chance
>>157769850It'll all come down to both team's remaining schedules.
sorry sox and cubs bros the bears have taken all your sports energy to manifest a team with a crazy good offense and literally zero defense
>>157769886NO!it comes down to: who wants it more
>>157769858>The image appears to show Huohuo, a playable 5-star character from the role-playing game Honkai: Star Rail>>>/vg/
>>157769839They get to play 2 more games wow what an accomplishment
Okamoto > murakwabi
>>157769821Load management tard
>>157769828
>>157765228
>>157769755
James Shields lol
i could be an mlb scout
A Big Red Down Arrow (No New Money)
>>157769730Phillies.
>>157769954True he's got Dombrowski written all over him
Guys, please tell me someone is baking nu.
>>157769980maybe in a few
>>157769993We need nu tho
Baking, but it's a new recipe so please be patient
>>157769812whotani?
>>157769980baking
not quite ready
I got this
Are the white sox going to make the playoffs?
This one's on me
what ethnic phenotype do you imagine when you hear the name Brett Bateman?
>>157770076No.
>>157770082Wasian
Yankees are doodoo, mang
>>157769194>chikaner so mindbroken he's posting handegg stuff in /mlb/kek
Wow that was a pretty pathetic inning by the white sox
migrate
White Sox don't deserve the division
Lets Go Blue Jays!>>157770082>I have to return some tapes.
>>157770082Brett Bateman sounds like a classic pasty Anglo-Saxon mutt: the kind of doughy, pink-faced WASP with thinning sandy hair, weak chin, and that permanent look of mild constipation you see on every third guy named after a 1980s sitcom character. Pure English-surname energy—sun-starved Northern European stock that sunburns in the shade and thinks mayonnaise is a spice.
>>157770122nobody does
A SCHMIDTIAN STRIKEOUT
you can smell it now
Nu in a ...now
tlaw got em seething kekhorrible start for their side
I think anon was lying about baking again
>nu in a few
>>157770148Almost ready. Please be patient
Nobody scores on the based Head to Bed tandem.
>>157770148almost done
Show us nu tho
but seriously. just one more sec
Abandoned by nu
>>157770182>>157770182>>157770182>>157770182
