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EUROPA LEAGUE
>Wednesday 16th September 2026
21:00 Bbilan - Benfica

>Thursday 17th September 2026
jJuventus - Nec Nijmegen

Reminder to keep it schi/x/o, do NOT take your meds, drink a lot of water, visit your local arthoe theater and stay patriciandrawpilled
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negru
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Nico Gonzalez.

P.S. NECru
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nihao
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>Dinoball to Bologna
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If I don't get a gf at this laura magistrale I'm about to start it's a bigger fallimentozzo than spalletti not winning everything with this rubentus squad
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nihao
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>>157760798
wait, hasn't Messi retired from international football (again)? is Argentina going to parade his body like Amy Winehouse's agents did for more cash grabs?
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How bad will printer cheat on my riomma this Saturday
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https://vocaroo.com/1eZOOc2kAWxD

J-Clan comin' at ya
Protect ya NEC, Dick!
To set it off
The Inspectah Teun!

I run with the Jj like the black-and-white Raiders
The hell-raiser, raisin' hell with the players
Terrorize the pitch like troops on the attack
Swingin' through your defence with Lloyd at the back

So uhh, tick-tock and keep tickin'
While I get ya flippin' off the football I'm kickin'
The Old Lady, code NEC, danger
Deep in the dark with the art to rip the game apart

The Bianconero, too hot to handle
You battle, you're sayin' "Goodbye" like Del P at the angle
Roughneck, Koop's on the set
The Bianconeri make more noise than the stadium gets

Spalletti on the touchline, what's he got in store?
Manuel got the numbers, checkin' SofaScore
Numbers sayin' one thing, I'm seein' somethin' strange
Ninety minutes later, he's gotta take the blame

Kalulu on the right, Belgio's gettin' mad
Jhon comes through the side, tryin' to make it happen
Grimbiaso on the left, man, watch what he touches
That fucker strikes again, now the whole thing's fucked up

Nico Gonzalez, now what version we gettin'?
One minute he's cookin', next minute he's forgettin'
Good and bad together, somehow both in one
You never know which Nico's gonna show up when it's done

Dildiz got the talent, you can see it when he moves
Got defenders twisted, now he's got somethin' to prove
Promisin' with the ball, yeah, everybody knows
Just somebody tell the kid where the ball’s supposed to go

Chico so short, you could lose him in the crowd
Then he gets the ball and suddenly he's loud
Little man's quick, got defenders lookin' slow
Blink and he's gone, where the hell did Chico go?

Nick Wolte from Germany, now it's time to show
Got the name, got the pedigree, now to let it go
No more "wait and see", no more talkin' about potential
Step up on the pitch and make yourself essential
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calcioo
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>>157765191
Banger, goated
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>>157763167
>Amy Winehouse
>Died due to alcohol consumption
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tuscana? sicurato
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Will the BBC (big bbilan cock) violate the benfiga?
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Amplifico mufa
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‼ | Bombshell from Corriere dello Sport):

A procedural flaw at the time of Giovanni Malagó's election — CONI President Luciano Buonfiglio is reportedly working on placing the FIGC under special administration (commissariamento).

And it seems the matter is quite far along.
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>>157766259
Maldini comeback?
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La viola burger still alive?!?!
Damm
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N will win the scudetto
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Twinkazzo status after the Hashim Th-ACK! situation?
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IF BY TELEPHONING I
COULD TELL YOU GOODBYE
I WOULD CALL YOU
UUUUUU
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>Zimbo Zombo Zoma: Mancini likely to include Nürnberg winger in next Italy squad

>It’s over: Dominic German is sacked by Sbologna. Replaced by the Grand Mufti Palladinus

>6 Serie A players in Sebastien Pocognoli’s first Scotland squad. Nubian avxiliary Che Adams a notable absence.

>Concern for Martinez in the Inter goal: Provedel waits in the wings

>Gasperini compares Balerdi to the late Franco Baresi
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>>157766778
>Gasperini compares Balerdi to the late Franco Baresi
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>>157766259
it's merely a preamble to bringing Malagò to heel, as he's shown he's been too independent in choosing the Fennel as national team manager instead of Conte (as the cronies of the San Luca brotherhood at the helm of Lega Serie A wanted), and to restoring him to the fold in order to protect the negrazzurri brand from another state of near-insolvency
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This man is bonkers kek, also in the La Viola instagram now 5 of the last 9 videos posted are of this clown.

>>157766778
Is she getting thicker or is it convincing posing/photoshop?
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nikola vlasic
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>>157766917
Her twink bf fattening her up for breeding
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>twink
He's like 33
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>jJ is monitoring Noni Madueke ahead of January
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DAZN VIEWERSHIP FOURTH ROUND SERIE A (5,222,265)

Venezia-Fiorentina 432,244
Genoa-Frosinone 268,167
Lazio-Milan 861,071
Atalanta-Cagliari 322,158
Lecce-Monza 201,614
Napoli-Bologna 585,740
Sassuolo-Juventus 1,083,244
Como-Parma 87,013
Torino-Roma 462,908
Dazn Area 213,004
Inter-Udinese 705,102
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>>157767336
>Blocco Sfinterriomma barely reaching 1.1m taroccated auditel contacts
roflmao
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>>157767336
>terroni are the ones keeping dazn afloat
aren't they supposed to be good at stealing?
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>>157767336
Como is a global brand with very strong ownership and iconic figures such as Fabregas and Goldaniga. This consistently attracts international football fans and those simply curious about the sport, who tune in to watch the matches in large numbers regardless of the opposition.
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>>157767385
kek, lmao even
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>1 million terroni paid 37 euros this month to watch Juventus getting humiliated by Sassuolo
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>>157760798
why does scaloni hate dybala so much?
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>Gnonto introduces himself to La Viola fans: "I’d like to thank the whole club for bringing me here and for this opportunity, I hope to repay their trust. You could say it's a bit of a return, as this is my first experience in Italy. I'm very happy, being at a club like Fiorentina is something incredible. I'm very grateful to Manager Roberto Mancini for the opportunity he gave me, if I’m here it’s probably mainly thanks to him. But now I’m here to do my best for the club. If a club like Fiorentina comes calling, it's something else entirely… As an Italian, I know what Fiorentina stands for, it's an honour and a responsibility to be here"
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Gnonto :3
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>>157767752
i bet he makes your bussy all gooey and fuzzy
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>Tyrell Malacia joins FC Cincinnati training on trial basis
Another colossal Memedivisie talento going places
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>>157767838
Manure's kurp and I say this unironically
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How many more le ebin remuntade will there be with these new rules to minimise timewasting?
I think it will make the title race and the battle for the top places even more tedious than in previous seasons
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>Gattimon starting tomorrow
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new re:zero episode is up
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Still very surreal to see NEC of all clubs being mentioned all over Jj news channels kek

P.S. Marotta is behind it, wanting Conte on the bench for the National team because he's terrified he'll go to Juve.
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>>157768105
instead of making ai slop, finish watching silo
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>>157768113
Well if you’re going to be rude, I’d rather rot be against me than Rebecca Ferguson I guess
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>>157764568
bigly
the ref is "gradito", beware
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/mu/idea Drake opens for ed Sheeran
Related to /seriea/ as Ed Sheeran is scotterone adjacent
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>we’re living in an era where Resident Evil movies get gud review
The end times are upon us
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>>157768608
Not sure if I'll go tomorrow or this Sunday, I don't want to miss Jj (or maybe I do?)
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>>157768627
I’ll end up watching it sometime over the Christmas break probably. Good as it might be, it’s not really the rush-to-the-kinohaus type of thing for me
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*scores again*
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>>157768882
>>157768883
Now kiss
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>>157768368
Whomst?
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>>157769209
Massa, there are 23 printeristi victories with Massa as match referee, with just five draws and five defeats.
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>>157769284
At first I thought this was race play
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Local media already talking about Benfica winning Europa league. I hope Milan teaches those shit munchers a lesson.
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looking forward to watching Gestifute A vs Gestifute B tonight
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>>157769390
dont count on it
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>MILAN (3-4-2-1): Maignan; Terracciano, De Winter, Pavlovic; Chukwueze, Musah, Jashari, Bartesaghi; Hutchinson, Cisse; Ramos.
>BENFICA (4-2-3-1): Trubin; Banjaqui, Circati, Araujo, El Karouani; Aursnes, Palhinha; Kaminski, Sudakov, Lukebakio; Duran.
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>Moreira benched
This is like 100x worse than how Pioli treated Hauge

If this motherfucker benches Moreira vs Lecce I am boycotting this fucking hipster prick
Tonight is the last match I watch of Milan where Moreira doesn't start

Fuck you Amorim you prick, I'm at the end of my patience
Fuck you and your massive ego
Tired of psychos like you
It's not your shit system that wins, it's the quality of the players you asshole

Bring back Fatlotti after Brazul sacks him
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why da fook is there Europa league today and not UCL
>>157769306
>>157769284
lol me too
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>>157769501
Changes to scheduling to have it one week CL, one week UEL, I was confused when I realised last Thursdays matches were CL
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>>157769390
I hipe Milan gets raped 5 0 in first half
Fuck Amoshit for starting Terronecciano and Bartefodder and for benching Moreira
Fucking prick
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Live by the Gestifute, die by the Gestifute

>>157769501
Every one of the tournaments has an “exclusive” week. Also the Comfyrence teams only play 6 matches so they have 2 fewer matchdays than the other 2 competitions.
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>>157769501
short answer? pic rel
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Reminder Milan has literally the hardest path in the league phase
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let's go milan chads!
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Just saw a new (false) narrative being spun up, SNES game to play while I process this?
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lel
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Hehehe
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Why didn't bbilan sign leukemiabakio
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Calling this defending clownish is insulting to clowns tbqh
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Livescore isn't showing EL games for some reason so this shitposting his how I find out bbilan is playing (the highlights aren't up yet so that's why they're not being discussed)
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>>157769830
not represented by gestifute
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I still have no idea how Lukebakio didn't become a top 20 player in Europe
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>>157769924
Name too similar to Lukaku; they bear the same curse
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Dick is in the Jj-dome!
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Hutchinson looks like he came straight outta of odd world
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>>157769560
Fuck em
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#GrandeRafa solves it
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>>157767696
Every single time he tried calling him up he got injured, his knees should be grateful their owner got to wear the number 10 and score for Argentina on the same match.
>>157763167
The AFA is desperately trying to get him to stay because the party is slowly and surely fading away with them. We didnt win the WC, our league is worse than serieass in every aspect possible bar the academies, his ref friends keep getting exposed, his friends's clubs keep getting investigating for favored reffering treatment and the fat fuck of a president himself is being investigated for money laundering with the prizes the NT has gotten from 2022 to today.
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*spins the bbilan_wheel_of_excuses.jog*
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https://x.com/aziz_zgigi/status/2100290867491705171
Major crime, but Spalletti lmao
This fucking guy
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Jesus christ...what the hell has happened to Milan? How the mighty have fallen.
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>>157770538
Ask in their general which you can find here, >>>/an/
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>>157770538
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De Kurper gole

>>157770538
Moreira has been subbed on, hold on to your seats!

>>157770675
Pitussy
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Looking forward to Albaniaposting
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With allegri thid one something something
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if you pretend you're too good to take the Europa league seriously despite the fact you haven't won shit in Europe in the least decade you deserve everything coming your way.
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They paid HOW MUCH for Ramos?!?
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>>157771107
soul
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>bbilan
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:SKULL:
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sometimes the grass isn't always greener, should've stayed mario
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Milan dominated the game but made two mistakes. Its shows that we need to invest in the defense in january strongly
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>Milan dominated the game
>look inside
>lost 0-2 at home to a portuguese team
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>>157771255
they were outplayed the entire 90 mintues
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Spjaca Kaminski
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>>157771233
>>157771359
We can discuss the necessary additions to the defence here, Diego can’t do it all on his own.
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Honest question why is he so obessed?
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Despite the loss, I am pleased with the performance and what he is trying to achieve
But if this dickhead Amorim continues to try to improve hopeless fodders like Sala, RLC, Estupido, Bartefodder etc. he will get sacked sooner or later
Sala is a shithead like Suso btw, anyone else notice him refusing to pick out Moreira when Moreira would go on run? Gave me Suso/Conti flashbacks

We are mid-September and this retard hasn't fielded our best XI once even though
If he continues this shit I wonder how last he'll long

I'm okay with not taking EL seriously and let him experiment his autism there btw, it's not like we stand a chance at winning that competition this season
As long as he takes Serie A seriously and stops being a fucking contrarian faggot with his player selections
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>it mentioned Conti
Just howled nostalgically
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>>157771481
with allnegru this at least you don't lose ot
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jaklaus kinsky
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>>157771519
Yeah like we did last season right?
I don't give a fuck about losing, I don't expect success overnight and the team still has a lot of crap players to replace
What I give a fuck about is player selection
I just want the best XI to play and for him to stop enabling the fodders

>>157771505
>>157771541
t.
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>>157771601
So amorim (who I don't even dislike btw) needs le time but muh ebil alekre lost a match last season therefore he needs to be killed
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>>157771753
Amorim is playing high press football which is what I like to see
Allegri defends deep and gives me multiple heart-attacks a match

I'll take Amorim thank you
Allegri has become insane
Now if we're talking early Milan/Juve Allegri I can take Allegri, but then again he had pretty solid teams back then with Ibra, Ronaldinho, Cassano, Pato, Seedorf, Nesta, Thiago Silva, Van Bommel, Gattuso etc. and at Juve he had a pretty stacked team too

P. S. Goes without saying that if Cardinale doesn't back Amorim and sack him too soon after all the big talk he did he is a permafailure
This is his last chance
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>>157769390
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at least they won posheshiun
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>the mighty Bournemouth, Marseille, Sociedad, Palace and Sunderland
if you're a hunchback or a zozzonero and think you can't beat these you are a gigantic cuckold that hopefully sees his team miss out on the CL again
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Sorry, what's that? My club being so big and important that missing a single year of CL is such a catastrophic deed for us and a major milestone of celebration for our rivals?
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>>157771854
the great debate
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>>157760731
op i want you to know i like that picture
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBdKBsi9vo

KINO
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plaintiff also alleged that, “Plaintiff and defendant Bridgers, who is a musician, never worked together in any capacity. Rather, in or around 2018, Plaintiff and his girlfriend at the time, Emily Bannon (“Bannon”), began having consensual sexual encounters with defendant Bridgers, which generally involved unprotected penetrative, oral, and anal sex.
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>>157771098
next jj coach
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>>157772744
that guy is almost as bald as gonda so i understand the confusion
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Woke up at toothurty am to laugh at bbilan
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>DEPAY
OH NONON ONONONO

KWABOTY
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>>157772244
<3
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>>157774644
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bbilan status? Kosovo je S...
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Good morning!

Full trust for the mister
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>>157775765
I agree! #GrandeRuben #VaiAmorim
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Send Spalletti to the glue factory
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*squats disheartenedly*
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In Gestifute we trust
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Guys I was busy last night, can someone tell me how the Shitalian club with the most EuropeanDNA ™ got on?
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Interesting how they always talk about >us but we never about them
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Another day, another easily disproven post

>>157776658
Let’s just say that the 4th track of Olivia Rodrigo’s 2026 album “You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love” describes each one of the Bbilan players, coaches and fans.
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Amplifico mufa
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>>157776705
>Let’s just say that the 4th track of Olivia Rodrigo’s 2026 album “You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl So in Love” describes each one of the Bbilan players, coaches and fans.
VERY good post my fellow Oliviachad!
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Physint infodrop is up
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Me? Just preordered GRAND THEFT AUTO VI: THE ALBUM - LIMITED-EDITION VINYL at full price god almighty that was expansive
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>imagine unironically listening to olivia rodrigo
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>now bilanini want conte

god fucking damnit shutup and let amorim work, who the fuck cares about losing a match and who the fuck cares about europa league, no italian team will win any european competition, same story as always. let's focus on the league and let amorim understand what he can ask from his players, we need to be able to beat low level italian teams, european teams just run a lot more, see sfinter being humiliated last year by bodo. Now people want amorim gone, yeah let's throw away another season bc we are muh glorius milan
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>>157777065
>no italian team will win any european competition
intrasting line of thought
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Conte has Milan aura. Thats why Milan fans like him and he likes Milan. Just like >us he is a winner. But the average Milan fan supports Amorim. As always its the inter journalists trying to create a crisi with fake rumors. We stay calm and support our mister
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Twinkazzo fully committed to support a flimsy, failing ideology? Hmm, I've seen this one before
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>>157775765
Imagine having Allegri and replacing him with another retarded Portuguese fraud

When will they learn

Almost as dumb as replacing Allegri with Igor
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Twinks twisting themselves into rare forms of mental gymnastics to make excuses for the behaviour of their mister/daddy? Wow, I didn’t know that, I’ve never seen something like that before. I’m learning about this for the first time
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La Buhaiola
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>Coincidence or not? NEC fans who were at AC Bbilan defeat to Benfica on Wednesday evening spotted Antonio Conte at the Milan train station. The coach then boarded the train to Turin just like them, feeding rumours of him attending the match tonight.
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>>157777816
Forgot pic
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>>157777816
It’s true, Fabio Fica also saw the mod that sticky'd the Cruyff farewell /sp/ thread boarding with him
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>>157775319
zazaesque
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>>157777820
>mfw surrounded by duccios
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>>157777820
looks like a new wig
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There's such a small amount of good free-kick takers these days, in Serie A alone the average was like 30-40 scored per season for the whole 2000s and 2010s and now it's barely 10-15
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>>157777879
Your Zanchetta's, your Ciccio Lodi's, your Cozza's...
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>>157777855
In the vein of OP’s pic and Protect Ya NEC:

Duccio’s everywhere around me
D.E.A.M., get the cheese
Where’s my wig y’all
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>>157777879
new managers can't be arsed to train set pieces, it's all horizontal pissy passy twaddle to them or high risk this low risk that. and the blame must be equally shared with the youth teams and academies of the clubs, which raise players like battery-farmed chickens
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>Gianni Rivera: "The football world, from Blatter to Infantino, has always been a servant to money. As long as money is king, football won't change. Today's players are just companies and only act as a team with each others on the pitch. I've put myself forward but I'm undesirable, because my ideas have always annoyed those in charge. In academies you need masters of football, not tacticians and strategists. But it's mainly agents, they are the real plague. As for the Italian national team, bringing back Mancini to the national team bench is an outrageous act towards fans and players."
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Would take both these players in a heartbeat when looking at the current Jj midfield.

(Rincon retired from football, F)
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To this day I dont know what the problem with infantinos football revolution idea was. Every federation would have profited from it. Yeah he isnt perfect and his biggest mistake was selling out to trump but people just look for a reason to be angry
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>>157778279
>dude more matches lmao
anyway, have you planned to buy your panettoni for Christmas yet?
the ones that’ll go on sale in october will be going into production in hours
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>>157778279
There is this concept known as 'dilution', but I realise that people with a Jewish-adjacent mindset find it difficult to grasp its negative implications
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Of course it’s the gold-hoarder that puts profit above things like ethics and morality
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>>157760731
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>whaat a tournament thats happening every 4 years lasts now 40 days instead of 30?!?! NOOOOOOOOO
>now lets go back and watch 9 months of serie a every year
I really really hope Im getting baited
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stai zitto coglione
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When dey Twinkup, dey comin' fo yo fruit
When dey glow up, dey posting HATO propaganda
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‘Tioned
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The way he slides out his seat, the way the leg of his trousers refuses to go down properly, Ferrero is just slapstick
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NEC’ers in Turin
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Pretty sure "nec" is also how Bayek swears when speaking Ancient Egyptian in AC Origins kek
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nec! I could have sworn that beltic played yesterday
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>>157778829
>Nek! The soldiers are already here!

“Fun” fact: NAC and PEC are pronounced just like they’re written, while you’re “supposed” to pronounce NEC like the separate letters (En-Eh-Say) because of a quirk in how Dutch abbreviations work.

You’re only “allowed” to say it wholly when they play the likes of NAC and PEC, so you’d say “This weekend you can watch NACK-NECK on tv”
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Juventus (3-4-2-1): Grabara; Kalulu, Gatti, Lucumi; Nico Gonzalez, Sarr, Douglas Luiz, Celik; Mckennie, Alajbegovic; Woltemade.

NEC (3-4-2-1): Polster; Sandler, Storm, Kabar; Thomas, Lebreton, Nejasmic, Bischoff; Tadic, Chery; Linssen.
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My stomach? Calm, for the moment. There may not be a liquid session for tonight, I'll update you at half-time
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>>157778963
RKM status?
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How many more weeks until Jewventus fire Spaletti
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>>157778963
Juventus will start for the first time in nearly seven years with a starting lineup consisting of eleven different nationalities.

The last time, against Lokomotiv Moscow on 22 October 2019, that starting lineup was more than just a bit stronger than tonight's.
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>>157779214
Douglas Costa CHADS
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>>157779214
>it's been 7 years
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CALCIOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>157768942
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cam on gobbi i guess
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Another free kick successfully wasted
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Red and green... vgh... it's like I'm watching Le Fere...
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CANCROBROS!!!!!!!!
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What the fuck lmfao
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SPALLETTI IN
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Something tells me Vikander won't be starting for much longer jej
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Yeah, that’s 26/27 NEC in a nutshell. You need to get that intense pressing just right all the way through the team or else even jobbers like 26/27 can cut right through you.

(The Dutch commentator just said that Juve is missing the figurehead of the team… he later said he meant Slugatelli…)
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Holy fuck this jj is the biggest gigasqvadrone della madonna I've ever seen
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Woltemade lights up Kolo Muani's big aunt, it's embarrassing
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>>157779615
Jobbers like 26/27 Juve*
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Gatti schizoing out and it's only min 15
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>>157779615
i know about the statmemes but locatelli is the most important player of this god awful juve, connecting defense and offense, and just when they finally find a half-good looking pair for him, he drops out for 6 months, grim.
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>be a secret Gatti rater
>but Linssen has DNA
Like choosing between your children…
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NEC out here playing with beanz cousin
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Closemade
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That was a fucking strong shot ngl
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Ohnononono contebros...
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bretty gud shot
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How is Nicke Nolte so weak on the ball, I get he has a high centre of gravity but come on

>>157779729
More like Closeted-temade lole
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>>157779729
maybe he evolves to klosemade
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>kek Nijmeeg
Cool city, awful AWFUL club
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Nice gole
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>Remballe Stoko Mani on bench
>Juventus flourishes
It's that easy
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Amazing finish from Kerim. McKennie is having a very good game in that wide role as well. Juve aren’t dominating possession today, but they’re creating clear chances & looking dangerous when they go forward.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vptnadkCfmc

kek
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The job that Woltemade is doing on them by pivoting is crazy
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It’s just NEC, let’s not be baited into drawing premature conclusions
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Pepe Mater SAAAR is terrible
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Juventus' goalscorers in 2026/27:

Bremer

Nico González (who was on the transfer list)

Teun Koopmeiners (who was on the transfer list)

Federico Gatti (who was on the transfer list)

Edon Zhegrova (who was on the transfer list)

Kerim Alajbegovic
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>>157779818
He'll be getting peggeting later tonight probably
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>>157779841
He's just like us...
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>>157779775
Unironically culo spalletti that thuram and whatever other abominable midfielder are injured and he's forced to play mckennie (who has ALWAYS been jj's best midfielder and an allegrian player (also max requested him at milan last season but obviously they didn't get him (holy sabotaggio batman)))
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>Geiger
Insane nickname potential
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>>157779837
The others who scored have all been let go during mercato lel
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nijmegen is such a low iq team, even jj are ragebaiting them so easily
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>Kabar
Found a player worse than Cabal somehow
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GOATMADE
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>>157779627
i totally get it
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BIG NICK
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God imagine the prostate milking tonight
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Marvel's Woltemade
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>>157779898
do you think he's a top or a bottom? I want to say bottom but I remember reading about Sol Campbell being a bottom which sounded equally absurd
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And so they score ALL of Juve's attackers EXCEPT the shit with the 9
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>>157779898
Have you seen the bf? WillyWolty is clearly the jocktop
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Need Maurizio Sarr to score tonight for the lulz
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The streets are saying there's a strong chance Renault Kangoo suicides by the end of the day
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Alajbegovic is second- youngest goalscorer ever for Juventus in Europe, after Gianfranco Zignoni in 1963 with his 18 years and 361 days.
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>>157779898
another goal and he's going to be granted Enron Jeremy post-game sexo
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this is the first JJ match in the season where the starting lineup kinda works so I HOPE coach sballett will break his habits and subs every usable player out in the 55th minute so it will be a sweaty 3-2 by the end of the match
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Holy fuck did they just give rubentus the most abominable bullshit team imaginable right away to save spallettus?
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>>157779976
>Zignoni
You mean Zigoni?
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Half-time Anna Malygon?

>>157780024
Yeah, those silent letter combo’s always trip me up
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Celtic are sinking without a trace this season
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>real sauceyerdad
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>Nijmegen

time to replay MOH Frontline

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALQY4cdowuY
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Is Sarr, may Allah forgive me for uttering such word, an obligation?
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>>157780089
Purely an option as far as I can see
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Hosseinnejad vs CSKA Moscow

45’ Mins played
6.8 Rating
20/23 (87%) Passes
2 Chances created
2/4 (50%) Dribbles
2 Recoveries
1 Interception
4/8 (50%) Duels won
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Love to see Juventus pla- wait a second is that the europa league logo? I thought a perennial cl contender like Juventus would never stoop to such a level? My eyes must be deceiving me!
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>>157780126
the definition of mid
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Lebreton and Le Normand walk into a boulangerie…
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what's going on with leltic?
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Wonder if Gonda is enjoying this or he's busy shitposting in /seriea/
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Substitutions... at minute 55?!?!
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Based Kermit megging that Serbian fool
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>>157780194
Ferencváros just lost a major part of their funding from the previous Orbán government, their president may face legal charges soon, so they're just playing with nothing to lose these weeks
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>>157777820
that logo looks like a mix of malawi and albania
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Long from me defending spalletti, but this one with conte you lost it
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Vincenzo Italianon wants to award another productivity bonus to the bodywork repairers in Marseille
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>>157780264
It’s been on Nijmegen’s coat of arms since 1230, not sure if they were already walking on 2 legs by that time over in Albania
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Duccio, is Peer Schuurs actually pronunced "Skoors"? "Shoors" seems much more logical lol
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Gatti does better sliding tackles than Slugatelli lmao
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>>157780309
Perr like the first syllable in “Perso”
Schuur is S - guttural Dutch g - u as in the French “Tu”- rs
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>>157780345
>S - guttural Dutch g
This is driving me insane lmao
Thnaks 'ccio, good to know
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How sinks the vecchia signora without dildiz
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CALCIOOOOOOOOO
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>>157780349
You and billions of others on earth haha

>schoen
>school
>schaap
>schaduw
>schip
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Finally Kolo showing something, picking up confidence here's necessary, happy for him
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When the fifth goal is scored, the Juventus Stadium announcer will play Nek’s discography (including THAT anthem)
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I think Belgio went to one of those retreats where you can do a fuck Ton a shrooms
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Yeah Kolo is showing me that he gotta get the fuck out asap
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>>157780349
>>157780368
That’s all in “standard” Dutch, below the major rivers and in Belgioland the G is softer, with Schuurs being from there he’s say it a tiny bit differently
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>>157780368
>>schaduw
Can't wait to see this word used in Elden Ring 2!
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>top knot
>cuck mask
Never going to rate Pazza Inter Grabala
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The cucksolation goal lmao
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Apologize
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RENAULT KANGOOOOOOOOOO
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>even kulo scored
time to laugh at celtic
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They'll be crying in the streets of Nec tonight
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Leukemia's "game" is going unnoticed tbf
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Does NEC always play as if current year Zeman was managing them? Their defense looks a bit opti(poba)mistic
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Fun fact: NEC’s mascot is a Roman Legionnaire
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>>157780446
it's like a boring 40.000 people uni town, doubt they care very much tbqh
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>Merdseille
Wtf thank you Zingaro and Miretti
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>>157780463
>a Roman Legionnaire
from the fifth century AC by the looks of things
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>>157780459
Yeah, 3ATB and just regular wingers at “wingback” with aggressive pressing.

They just lost 3 of their best players, including Kodak Sano, and the new ones aren’t comfortable yet with Dickie-Taka so it’s a bit all over the place, has been all season.
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>>157780499
>he almost fucked it up at then end
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>>157780459
>>157780499
https://youtu.be/UGcjMSmPn1w
If you’re interested in more in-depth analysis
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>>157780514
It was never gonna happen, but IMAGINE
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Sekondo me cuesta juba è fortissimi
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SIAMO UNA SQUADRA RUBISSIMI
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I missed Vinnyball
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MY club? Wins in Europa against a club that revolutionized attacking football.

The same can't be said about other """Italian""" clubs, sadly.
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>>157780525
>>157780499
Alright thanks, will have a look later
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FT: Juventus 5-0 NEC

Thoughts?
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>>157780586
Protect ya NEC
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>>157780586
Gonde is pulling the "deebly goncerned" face
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>>157780586
Happy for Kongo Mali
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What do you mean Nico Gonzales scored again
How does this happen
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Kek kenan smerdiz can't even score in an everybody eats match
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5-0? I’ve seen this score before…
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Kolo’s gole had an xG of 0,999 lole
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>>157780586
look what Jj accomplishes when the marmotta doesn't pick the referees
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Five goals? In Europe?
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how to fix Jj? more handsome players like marchisio
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>>157780707
We just need more homosexual players. Pussy ruins people, especially if it's brown
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>>157780707
dunno the right way to do it, but they certainly play in a fixed league
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Guess what Jj and Woltemade have in common? Both are topping tonight.
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>Monza v Sassuolo
Will DAZN’s rating exceed 50k viewers?
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> Woltemade: “I’m happy about the first goal, it will help me gain confidence and settle in. For me, everything is new, every week I learn something. I’m not satisfied yet: I want to give more.”
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Che celebrazione in this thread. What a match it must have been from the aerial menace and il capo dei buffoni next gen. Let me check against which european gigante they played. Probably real or chelsea right?
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is he jealous because Woltemade has a sub bf already?
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Well well well

At least it’s falling back on an old narrative to crash out about instead of hastily inventing a new one
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>talking about a match in a competition =/= talking about a specific team
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Funny how that didn’t apply when #GrandeRafa was being discussed

Must’ve been in Coop-jail when the lecture on idealogical consistency was being given
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If Woltemade and Vicario are so shit, why is it so worried? Why does it constantly attack the weaker and the defenseless? Isn't it supposed to be a defensive alliance?
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Damn how bad is the Duccio league
I recon Ajax would struggle to get a top 10 spot in serie a
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Ah the triflings of the lower class, always a fun read
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>>157780586
gud result until 4-0
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>>157760731
Inter held its ground against Real, maintaining a fast pace throughout the match while Milan players appeared like wax statues against Benfica. Amorim is finished, but the situation is more complex than that. Initially, the fans believed that removing Leao and Allegri would resolve everything. What excuse do they have now? The entire team needs to be rebuilt from the ground up.
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Good morning!

Fun fact of the day: Some go to madrid to hold their ground others go there to win
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>>157787111
Simple, more slush funds
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Miracolo Inter
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Tuidder image i found
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>>157787111
>The entire team needs to be rebuilt from the ground up
No it doesn't, it's funnier like this
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200gb GTA leak is up
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Spotted today In Glasgow?!

>>157780403
Vocaroo it
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>>157788221
Oh wow is that a heckin redditdoria flag???
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Sour grapes in banja luka
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Lazio’s “Ken doll” Taylor? Called up by Xavi.

Future Jj players Van Bommel and Zechiël also made it in
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>xavi coaching the negrulands
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I just realized that a 2nd tier Portuguese team won yesterday, what in the world lmao, they're even low in the table there
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>still doubting tugao wouldn't btfo serie ass
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>>157788338
Sampdoria are ackshually quite a cult club in Britain among people who grew up watching James Richardson and Football Italia. Vialli, Mancini, Vierchowod
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>The Attorney General for Sport at CONI has dismissed the case regarding Malagò in connection with the failure to register for the FIGC presidential election. Thus, no irregularities on his part.
At the same time, however, the documents have been forwarded to the CONI Secretary General to verify any possible violations of the fundamental principles of the statutes.
>With the matter closed before the sports justice system, the administrative aspect remains in the hands of CONI, with the risk of Malagò's disqualification still in play.
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>“Icardi has scored 250 goals; he’s a great striker, but we’ve made other choices by signing Pinamonti and Gudmundsson. We honour the promises we’ve made and, with so many players in the squad, we need to maintain the balance of the team.”
t. merduso
>we need to maintain the balance of the team
PORCO DIO PORCO DIO lotito finally found his perfect yes-man
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Hol up, tugas are saying that was benfiga b that btfo bbilan
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>>157780586
Hungover as fuck retreating to milan
>t. NECfag
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>>157787880
visit detrurin
>>157789066
plus they have a cool shirt
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>>157789080
there was a lack of rule compliance, but no irregularities were found
the jokes written by Italian football keep coming thick and fast, Blocco Sfinterriomma has everyone covered
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>Franck Ribéry has successfully completed his training for the UEFA Pro license in Italy. His thesis is titled: "The football I want - between tradition and innovation, in search of speed."
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>Sixteen Roma fans banned from Italian stadiums over fascist salute
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Control Resonant reviews are up
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>>157789875
Looks solid but the combat seems to not have much variety to it considering how lengthy it is. I gotta give Control 1 a proper try now
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>ZIDANE IS ALREADY CHANGING THE RULES IN FRANCE
>Journalists will not be able to attend the traditional player parade this Monday during their arrival at Clairefontaine. As a result he effectively halted the “runway” of outfits, photographs, videos that players were engaging in.
Based DNA God bringing football back to the spotlight
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>>157789738
he still lives in Florence
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>>157788461
no matter the photo filter, there's no way of hiding the national team's brownish tinge to the eye
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Amplifico mufa
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happy Friday /seriea/ bros
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There's calcio TODAY?!?!?
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>>157790513
A riveting match in which many, many wingbacks will be pushed to their limits by the psychological pressure of playing in front of a combined audience of 36
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>>157789875
fug i still have to finish alano sveglio 2
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>>157790513
No, we played yesterday and the international break is up thankfully
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Going to see IMAX sized Sadie Sink tonight, the grill I’m going with has a thing for Tom Holland so hopefully that will lead to picrel being literally me afterwards.

What are (You)r Friday night plans?
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>>157790685
>What are (You)r Friday night plans?
Continuing some Hajime no Ippo then I'll go around for a walk by the river
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>>157790685
>What are (You)r Friday night plans?
idk give me one
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>Bosnia and Herzegovina are making a major push to convince Adin Licina to represent their country at senior international level. He currently plays for Germany’s youth national teams.
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>>157790685
going to the boetry slam (yes a lot of arthoes and slam pigs are expected to also attend)
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>>157790783
are you going to spit some dope bars?
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>>157790815
Absolutely, but it's all going to be /seriea/ related so no one will understand
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For me its learnitalian_withanna
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>>157790864 la liste is up
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>>157790889
La Liste
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>>157790889
Happy for Kalulu, Culo Muani will rise again in due time
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What could've been...
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>>157790831
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Who is the f35 of serie a?
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>>157790783
A post, an image, La Liste
Twenty-something names
Among them, Pierre
Getting to wear the shirt
Because somewhere in Turin
Under a sky that let him see straight
Freed from his cage in the black and red zoo
Now black and white stripes like prison bars turned inside out
Because sometimes the shirt and the doubt are one and the same

Watched by Zizou, called by Zizou
Not because you were convenient
Because you earned it by walking out of the dark
On purpose, on time, on your own two feet
The sun overtaking the shadow
A kid stuck in a dark room that didn’t just find the light
But became someone worth calling into it

>>157790736
This dude got sent off against Spain at the last WC and >we lost 4-3 because of it. Megatalento but fully off his rocker
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>here is the U21 squad
>Gks: Giovanni Daffara (Parma), Diego Mascardi (Torino), Lorenzo Palmisani (Frosinone);
>Defenders: Davide Bartesaghi (Milan), Gabriele Calvani (Frosinone), Fabio Chiarodia (Borussia Monchengladbach), Pietro Comuzzo (Torino), Costantino Favasuli (Napoli), Niccolò Fortini (Torino), Emanuele Lulli (Roma), Brando Moruzzi (Avellino), Luca Reggiani (Borussia Dortmund);
Midfielders: Tommaso Berti (Cremonese), Matteo Cichella (Frosinone), Giacomo Faticanti (Avellino), Mattia Liberali (Como), Luca Lipani (Sassuolo), Cher Ndour (Fiorentina), Niccolò Pisilli (Roma);
Attackers: Francesco Camarda (Milan), Luigi Cherubini (Benevento), Alphadjo Cisse (Milan), Seydou Fini (Frosinone), Luca Koleosho (Paris FC), Antonio Raimondo (Frosinone).
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AMADEUS, Beppe BERGOMI, Enrico BERTOLINO, Andrea BOCELLI, Stefano BOERI, Paolo BONOLIS, Alessandro CATTELAN, Claudio CECCHETTO, Antonella CLERICI, Fabio DE LUIGI, Valerio DE MOLLI, Gianfelice FACCHETTI, Fabio FOGNINI, Massimo GALLI, Peter GOMEZ, Tommaso LABATE, Giancarlo LEONE, Gad LERNER, Luciano LIGABUE, Monica MAGGIONI, Maurizio MANNONI, Enrico MENTANA, Pietro MODIANO, Michele MOZZATI (Michele), Mario NAVA, Roberto NICASTRO, Enrico PAZZALI, Max PEZZALI, Mariangela PIRA, Antonio POLITO, Giacomo PORETTI (Giacomo), Nicola PORRO, Gianni RIOTTA, Enrico RUGGERI, Gabriele SALVATORES, Nicola SAVINO, Sergio SCALPELLI, Pietro SENALDI, Michele SERRA, Beppe SEVERGNINI, Giovanni STORTI (Giovanni), Marco TARQUINIO, Oliviero TOSCANI, Flavio VALERI, Roberto VECCHIONI, Antonio VERSACE, Luigi VIGNALI (Gino), Rudy ZERBI
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Raimondo!
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Raimondo? DNA.
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>>157791234
>Palmisani
>Cichella
>Fini
>RAIMONDO
Frositalia
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>Mathis Mout was called up for Italy under 20
frenchbros..
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>Rome-Jayden
>Ro-Zangelo
>Givairo
>Lequincio
Slim pickings compared to earlier selections in terms of names
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Zépiqueno Redmond
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Vicario Amelia is up
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>>157791377
Mo when did le Pornhub man Pessina become a goalkeeper?
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been midlly sick for few days.
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>>157791377
>Vicario
Fennel, you absolute cunt, keep the players from MY Juventus out of this disgusting shitshow
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>>157791377
Kayode finally called up fucking hell, also Doumbia and Inacio though I've seen those two less. Defence and goalies look pretty good, still needs some lateral players with good technique going forward.
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>>157791377
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>157791377
>these attaccanti
what went wrong
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>>157791137
Kek
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>>157791377
>no floriani
FEEEEENNEEEELLLL
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>Lois Openda to L'Equipe: “Igor Tudor wanted me at Juventus, I then spoke with Damien Comolli, who was then the club director, and he explained how he intended to use me in a difficult league.
>I had good chemistry with Jonathan David, but the team wasn’t used to playing with a striker who attacks the space in behind, and Vlahovic tended to keep the ball to himself.”
Zingaro's kurp, wtf based Zingaro
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yeah but what about the ricardo anime
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Necesita mas cafe
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>>157792984
Si por favor
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Bundass and La Liga teams are basically just fodder for Buyern and Farca to farm goals at this point
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wtf my nibba aldizic isn't playing
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>>157793112
>Chadzic not playing
>Scarsuolo losing
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>>157793112
No DNA, no party.
Meanwhile Frenezia that has another kind of faulty DNA is comfortably sitting at the bottom of the table... truly makes you wonder...
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>jj lost to this
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Sassol just need a little bit of help by the referee
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>>157793187
Getting fucked by Sassol at least once a season is in the club's rules, otherwise they can't register the players
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golazo dildiz etc etc....
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>Adzic scored again
This dude is an actual fenomeno
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>>157793626
Let's loan him because he's not 39yo and Sballet doesn't like him
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>>157793665
You should be very thankful that Carnevals has a brain and didn't perma sell him lmfao, I do agree that Spalletti has been retarded here though it's insane
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>>157793689
>didn't perma sell him lmfao
Wonder who this is a reference to ahah
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>>157793703
I think the Huijsen out for 15mil might be one of the worst deals of the 2020s, Bournemouth scouts probably couldn't believe it
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Sandro Mazz-ACK!
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“I was in that 'great' Inter team too, even if I didn't play much. I experienced firsthand the practices to which the players were subjected. I saw the coach, Helenio Herrera, who gave white pills to put under the tongue. He experimented with the reserves (I was often one of them) and then he also gave pills to the starters. Some swallowed them, someone secretly spat them out. It was my brother Sandro Mazzola who told me: 'if you don't want to swallow it, go to the bathroom and throw it down the toilet'. So did many. But then one day Herrera noticed that we were spitting them out, so he started dissolving them in the coffees”. Ferruccio Mazzola (Sandro's brother) explains why among the victims there are in particular lesser-known players: "Because we, as reserves, acted as guinea pigs"

Ferruccio, because of those accusations, broke relations with his brother Sandro and with the Nerazzurri club which sued him for defamation, asking for 3 million euros for moral and financial damages to be donated to charity. The judges, not finding anything defamatory in his book, rejected Inter's request forcing them to pay the costs of the proceedings.

"My brother Ferruccio was right: doping substances in football back then were normal. At Inter before the game the manager would come with this coffee. I never drank it, I suspected there was something in it. I wasn't the only one, many of us didn't take it. They said it had sympamine in it. Just sometimes before the game you don't feel too good, your muscles don't work the way you want them to, so you say, 'Well, I'll take it once'. The problem is that then afterwards, if you see that it worked, then maybe you take it all the time and that's not good. I never needed it, I was still scoring goals. The day before the game they would give us infiltrations. They didn't tell us what was in them, just that it was good for us and we trusted them because the doctors were good people" (Sandro Mazzola, Inter's captain in the 60s)
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My dearest and most cherished,
Forgive my tardiness in putting mine hand to quill, for in the tumult of battle, I didst suffer grievous hurt. The skirmish at Udine hath wounded my leg, but hark! Let fear not take hold of thine heart, for now I doth bask in the restorative baths of Pozzuoli, as didst our Holy Roman Emperor, that most noble of princes, when he didst recover from the pestilence. Methinks, rather than despair of mine own woeful fortune, mine thoughts do turn to the legion, who are beset by yonder false Pope Gaspory IX and his soldiers of the keys. In dereliction of the doctrine of the two swords, this pretender doth impede our endeavours to depart for the holy land, and doth permit the wolves of the guelf heresy to ravage our realm. Being begotten of a prostitute, he must be cast from his throne, that we may yet take the cross in fulfillment of the solemn vow we have sworn to the Almighty. Were it within mine power, I would fain cut him down, as one doth hew stone at Canterbury. God doth will it, and we shall see it come to pass.
Thine in quest,
John Stones
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>>157797436
Omega kek
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>>157791529
Where's your Totti's, your Luca Toni's, your Gilardinos.
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RIP Sandro Mazzola
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>>157798054
teach the angels how to enjoy the crema&gusto blend by the Herrera roastery
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Good morning!
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>>157798165
how assblasted KEK
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Been laughing all morning at
>Being begotten of a prostitute, he must be cast from his throne
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>>157798332
not my fault that Sandrino would have preferred to make a guest appearance in Breaking Bad rather than talk to his brother
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>>157798391
It's bullshit, Ferruccio wanted revenge because he had been rejected by Inter, all the sources of the time report that Herrera was a convinced health enthusiast
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Alberto Foggia, Ferruccio Mazzola’s lawyer, would later recount that, in order to secure payment of the legal costs, he had to threaten to seize the takings from Inter's Giuseppe Meazza games.
But above all, he would explain that he was surprised by the fact that Inter had sued ‘The Third Wheel’, yet for years had been careful not to produce any evidence or documents in court to support its case. It was as if the main aim were simply to publicise the news of the lawsuit, which was enough in itself to discredit Ferruccio Mazzola’s revelations through his book.
It was Sandro, the elder brother, who lashed out at Ferruccio and warned him that ‘dirty laundry is washed within the family’. Since then, the two have not spoken to one another. Sandro continued to work for the powers that be, whilst Ferruccio claimed to be working for a youth team in Rome, Borghesiana, where his son played, and to be particularly committed to warning the youngsters and their mothers about the dangers of doping.
“Be careful with hot tea if you don’t know what’s in it,” he used to say. That was enough to make him an outcast, a resentful idealist whom it was better to avoid than to be seen with. And his older brother took part in this outright bullying, fuelling the persecution. “If even his brother says so…”
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Sandro Cazzola jump with us
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>sharing the squat rack with a cute portuguese girl
You would like her scott bro. She looks like a tamil (this is serie a related because Im wearing my Milan shirt)
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Heavy rain in Rome, game might be cancelled
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I wonder if Sandro Mazzola's car will be exempt from the car tax, could someone ask him that?
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>>157799287
marmotta in league with the [redacted]
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>On Roma - Inter: “I have the feeling of someone who would still love to play a match like that. And perhaps I still could,” Nainggolan told Gazzetta. “Honestly, I think so. I believe I’d find a place, either as an attacking midfielder or a box-to-box midfielder.”

>Nainggolan is currently under contract with Belgium’s second division side Patro Eisden
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>>157799738
Whats going on serbro? I have the feeling you stopped posting for a long time. Did you get married or something?
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>>157798054
RIP
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>>157799801
Serbian IPs were blocked for a few months and would only sporadically work now and then. And even now I can only post images from home, my phone data IP is blocked everywhere. That and captcha downright not working half the time, I just give up if I can't post right away.

I'm reading the thread every day and post when it works.

I'll be watching the game at the workplace later and the fiber IP there is blocked by 4chan so I can't join in.
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Looking forward to the game tonight. If the Reddit Sporting Association win then I’ll accept them as title challengers

>>157799181
She posted a story last night funnily enough. Still looks great. Anyway.

>>157798054
One of the greats. F
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Mohamed Ali Zoma will be the last drop for me, I will never watch another National Team match ever.
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For me it’s, it’s getting my skull crushed between speedskater’s thighs
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>kayode
>kourio
>doumbia
>ali mohammed
La nazionale di negri guardatevela voi
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>>157800184
Seems like the Vietnamese that runs this site wants to drive away traffic, same thing has been happening to me.

>>157800414
Imagine what it’ll be like in 10yrs time
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>>157800184
I can only phonepost now, it’s not even IP ban, I just get “connection error” when I’m on PC
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>>157800881
Do you use a pi-hole or something else? I used to have that problem as well where it blocked some Cloudflare URL designed to decide what is part of a DDOS and what isn't.

Idk what the owner's idea is with cracking down hard and putting up all these barriers
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nikola vlasic
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Lennon Lee Miller starts.
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>>157800960
Nah I don’t, probably ought to just reset my router at some point but 2lazy. I assume It’s just added protection against spambots that no one bothered to fix. I stopped visiting pretty much everywhere else on the site except here though so it’s whatever.
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>>157801161
>Kabasele

He tried to sell me ket at St Enoch square last week
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https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157697524/#157758631
Anime and just non-western animation generally is a bit of a blind spot for me I must say and I'm so glad I waited to see it on the big screen because something tells me the scale of this would be wasted on my TV at home. The animation and art is just unbelievable, especially the destruction sequences. I know going in that it is referenced a lot on modern media, western and eastern, but even then I was surprised how many shots and scenes were giving me the déjà vu's. The score and sound design were incredible too. Speaking of incredible, the rule of cool was out in full force, none of that goofy stereotypical anime shit, that biker jacket is unbeatable on a level with the Drive scorpion jacket kek.

As for the story, I'm sure there has been plenty written about all the post-nuclear Japan subtext and all that so I'll just say the world is super well realised and so are the characters. Never left to ask yourself why someone did something, and not in that patronising nu-Netflix way where everything has to be said out lout either. It was Jap VO with subtitles so can't really just the performances but the translator(s) did a good job I suppose lole.

If it's on near you I would 10/10 recommend going to see this on the biggest screen possible.
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The worms in Milan's cemeteries will be dancing underground this week
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>romano
>swiss flag
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If I’m De Siervo I call Martin Auer yesterday and have him market serie ass for me
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Putting to one side for a minute the fact that >we have Abyssinian ascaris everywhere in the squad now. >We have called up a Muslim sunglasses salesman who has never played a single match in a top division at the age of 23. His greatest achievement is scoring a few goals against Eff Zee Panzerkampfwagen and now he has the opportunity to wear the same jersey as Mazzola, Baresi, Baggio, Del Pussyo
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De Zerbi (inter fan) moment!
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>>157801986
Don't jinx it
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>5 games, no wins, 1 league goal scored. €500m spent
You know, maybe Jj fans aren't the ones that suffer most

Also a reminder that De Zerbi is on such a ridiculous contract that he gets £50 million compensation if he’s sacked by Spurs.
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De Zerbi has spent €930.6m on player transfers across his managerial career, with the Ukrainian Super Cup from five years ago still his only major trophy to show for it.
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Lole, love how we're all just sneakily watching teh De Zerbo humiliation ritual independent of each other
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>>157802043
Based Akira chad, gonna watch RE in an hour. Unfortunately no Akira here, they're showing Ghibli films weekly for another while, around 5 left
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>>157802073
Post your thoughts if you can, very curious if it the reviews are right about it threading the needle very well between the inherent goofiness of the IP and more realistic tone of the film. The main actor seems like a gud dude
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woke up from nap

gonna watch inters last game before riomma game

>>157800184
not gud
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>Amorim spoke in his press conference: "Was I angry about Benfica’s second goal? I think everyone was even you. Don’t write that I’m criticising the defenders; I’m simply giving examples."
"Rabiot and Modrić? What did you guys say about Modrić last week? You said he couldn’t handle three games, even though he didn’t play. And not just that, guys. What else did you say about Modrić last week?
>I defended Modrić here when you questioned his pace. You’ll see a different starting eleven every week. When you play three games a week, you also have to manage the substitutions.
Now you want me to start these players, but if we need to push towards the end of the game, what do we do? I know it’s not your job it’s mine. I understand. But what I’m trying to explain is that opinions change very quickly because Musah is playing really well. Do you agree?
>Last week, you said our best eleven was the one that played in the second half against Lazio, right? Modrić was on the pitch then, wasn’t he? Guys, we could have this conversation all day. I’ll try to win every game. Nobody here wants to win more games than I do."
Lmao he is humiliating these "journalists"
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rip mazzola. big goat mustache man
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Surely this time gasperini won’t feed printer
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>sfinternational break already
why tho
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tikus has beem shit in the first 25min in udine game

the darkest black ever scoring and commentator saying hes irish made me laugh

>>157802353
hope so. worried by malen scoring
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augustus and barella goles both kino
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mkhi had so many chances. bro is getting too old
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did you answer the Palladinoff call?
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There are EPlel teams just spamming FM wonderkid signings and somehow it almost always works
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>>157803345
Brighton and Brentford don't count, they have Black Magic Spreadsheets
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Is this the pre-cope before he gets unlocked?
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>>157803448
Bournemouth too, with an actual plan for the club and good scouting teams surprisingly become good.
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>>157803471
I don't think we should underestimate how much it helps that they're already functioning teams with relatively little pressure.

That's why teams can appoint their set-piece coach to be the main guy without too much going wrong. It's all a virtuous cycle.
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Intrasting
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>>157803469
Is this the dream bf you wish you had instead of all those fat old dudes who keep topping you in return for getting you entry level govt jobs?
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>>157803499
Having little pressure does help, but signing undervalued guys and knowing who to hire because of a true project is something any team should do, Liverpool worked like that for years and their Klopp years show that it works. How guys like Tzolakis, Sangaré, Chema Andres, Kayode, Diouf and so on all get picked up for decent prices shows smart scouting, these kinds of players get their value doubled in 1-2 years.
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>>157803544
soule, dybala n malen. oof

cujo seems to be a gud player
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>>157803553
>https://www.eeas.europa.eu/delegations/bosnia-and-herzegovina/cost-sour-grapes_en
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>DAZN full now: €20 per month for 3 months, then €30 instead of €37 for nine months.
Imagine being one of those who didn't wait lol, art of the deal.
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>>157803599
in the gud times i got serie a for 10€ month.
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>>157803564
You can sign them, but the reality is that only very few players, especially young ones, hit the ground running. It's pretty normal for a player to take half a season to start making an impact. While the fans at big clubs want to see the new players instantly instead of letting them get used to the culture of the club/country. Have them be the understudy for a while, then sell the main guy and then let him take his place.

The idea of every disappointing season needing another "Year 0" is just so counter-productive because you can see the mistakes being repeated again and again. Merdavid was a shitter, but expecting him instantly to lead the line at Jj wasn't a realistic ask either.
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>>157803599
>nine months
But what about the concept of dilution?
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>>157803544
curious about Jones
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>>157803650
Last season was generally bad management, kept Tudor despite him being not good enough at all and just signing relatively high profile guys like Openda and David without seeing if they fit a given system. Usually if you prioritize physical players who stand out where they play, good things can happen. Coomo spend a lot but they've been doing exactly that since they stopped signing random dudes who were good a decade ago and it has worked extremely well.
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>>157803544
Lulli solves it
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>>157803769
Was the boetry slam as performative as the stereotypes would suggest?
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*climbs on the trespolo*
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cam on inter
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Maldini on fire ngl
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>Rice only getting a yellow
Inter-esque protection
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porcoddio
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Manu Kone, proprio lui :(
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They’re going to rob my riomma won’t they
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nice defense sfinteristi
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Provedel can't possibly be worse than Martinez
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>diouf
Gee, who could have seen it coming that putting him at wingback would be defensively fragile
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inter letting in goles during first 20 minutes. wow this is the first time ive seen such a thing
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massa report to my burrow after the match
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>>157804155
of course they will
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Barellol
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>>157804160
yeah im pissed he is not playing. way better shot stopper
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choppy strem. not gud
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Inter's #21 plays like he belongs in the Bbilan futuro team
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diouf getting torched
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who gave xanax to Inter players?
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*monkey noises*
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>>157804373
Inter health enthusiast Herrenio Helera got his pills mixed up
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>Hamtaro
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nooo lautiiiii
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HAHAHAGAHAGAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHA
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cujo great pass and basto chiking yet again
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>Brutte notizie per Grabara: grave infortunio al ginocchio
t. Agrestoni
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to see a goal from Lautaro we'll have to wait until the second half, when Roma’s sweat-soaked shirts will look more like Salernitana's
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>Wesley
What the fuck was that
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basto again fugin up
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showed fantacalcio points under screen kek
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but when is serie a on because this isn't it
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>>157804476
Fantozzian club, I don't even blame the team anymore this is just some kind of curse
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marmot marmotting
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ERA GOL
THEYRE ROBBING
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there it is, more frame trawling to save the printerhood
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>>157804536
finnbro...
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:(
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Slander nickname for Diouf?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
IMAGIN BEING THE "CLUB" KNOWN FOR LETTING ROMA WIN THE SCUDETTO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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How much hairy darkwave goth pussy you reckon Soulé is gonna drown in tonight? God my mouth begins to water just thinking about it.
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>>157804545
i delete 8)
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>>157804550
oouif
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Manu Kone is a beast, how this guy isn't in a bigger club is beyond me
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>>157804569
Gasperinus Michels has been playing in the same way ever since the days of Juric and Milanetto (outnumbering the opposing fullback at the far post while crossing), yet Chivu seems more preoccupied with fielding ramblers there
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>>157804625
Classic case of a coach being able to work from the foundations that were there (Limone's) but when things start going awry because of time relentlessly passing he can't put things back
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this is the year, government appointed championships for roma, panathinaikos and besiktas
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>playing negruball because ur losing
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i remember this whore ref reffing us out of coppa one year.

no wonder he gives these shit calls
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Absolutely horrid defensive performance, as always lately. Jones is terrible btw.
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>>157804662
whats he supposed to do if they cant give him a ccb and keeper. spence probably would have started if fit
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>>157804698
gud dribbler and just started in serie a. i want martinez out of gk.
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>inter 2-0 down again so they can do le epic rimonta in ricordo di mazzola (totally not doped like a horse btw ok goy)
Yawn
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>crying about refball
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>>157804708
they bought him a keeper, he’s just on the bench for some reason
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Move here to get a peek at Kamil Grabara's ACL:
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>>157804715
>>157804715
>>157804715
>>157804715
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>>157804730
provedel is better but still not elite
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>>157804723
dont slander my boy. scored a double in a ucl final
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>>157804484
damn



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