SERIE A MATCHDAY 5>Friday, 18 September 202620:45 Monza 2-1 Sassuolo>Saturday, 19 September 202615:00 Bologna 1-1 Torino15:00 Udinese 0-1 Cagliari18:00 Roma 2-0 Inter (live, HT)20:45 Venezia - Lazio>Sunday, 20 September 202612:30 Fiorentina - Napoli15:00 Frosinone - Como15:00 Parma - Genoa18:00 Juventus - Atalanta20:45 Bbilan - LeccePrevious: >>157760731Remember to stay based and ragupilled, start thinking about christmas gifts for your sister, talk to Francesca the barista and send scouting reports to your local calcio team
They are going to have zero energy in the 2nd half
negru
nihaouf
>dislike riommers>like Gasperinimixed feelings
>like Gasperini
>Adzic scored a freekick yesterdaynow watch hornyvalley skip his buyback option because Spalletti (he's bound to stay because le epic injuries excuse) doesn't rate him lol
>mfw Riommers will be celebrating a league title with Gasperini after spending the last decade throwing bile at him and some
TOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
toro toro toro
2-2 at full timeI never told you anything
LAUITIIII
Comedy defending
shot was impossubru to stop
>>157804862buyback will be given up as part of the Bakola deal (who Spaletti will also not rate)
>>157804862>le epic injuries excuseBoga: biceps femoris injuryCabal: muscle injuryEkhator: semitendinous injuryLocatelli: meniscus surgeryYildiz: foot operationThuram: knee surgeryGrabara: cruciate injury
thurams diving pisses me off. always diving
augustus and sucic in gud
>>157804961Visit Lourdes
Reminder last year inter committed 27 fouls against Roma and ended up with less yellow cards
>>157805012Sorry 29 fouls not 27
Pavard for bisseck at somepoint. he is better at scoring maybe.bisseck gettin many chances
>>157805012you can’t come here, to this very thread, and tell the brotherhood of san luca that they're living a lie, cmon
>>157805012inter getting robbed against big teams often. big inter favouritism is far less than other teams desu
Mancini is so retarded how did he lose that ball in the midfield ffs
>Pisilli IN>Kone OUTThank God
Camp Miasma is the first time in quite a long time that tits and ass completely astounded me and left me speechless
hope we score. id take a draw
>henriquewat in the fug
Camp Maranza
>Pavard>Balerdi>Luis HenriqueThe derby of Merdseille shitters
Balerdi seems promising
>>157805162oof hes 27. i thought he was roma yoof
martinez big save
>martinez blocking the ball with his face
>>157805191>>157805183So damn luckyWhat a great control by Dony
Sucic is worth 300m. seems modric tier
Bisseck also is a giga(niga) defender. 150m
>even Grabara diedWhat the fuck is happening at Jmedical Corporation lol
TORO DID IT
TOROOOOO
Jjumbrella Corp
>another heckin' epic comebackSon of whore moment!
LAUT LAUTI LAUITI
ok riomma may win this but i need to apologize to lautaro anyway wasn't expecting to score a brace in a big match
svilar insane save. best in league
>>157804484what did he see
>>157805299It's a crociato, I'd blame this on the medical staff but at this point we just need to go ahead and say it's horrible luck, being shit is one thing but what the fuck is this lmao
>>157805327>big match
Mo you calmly explain to me why gasperini is a great coach
>>157805338Legit, how does a GOALKEEPER gets his crusader done in a training session? That's so odd
It's incredible how much Inter have improved with the fast dribbly drobbly "full backs"
i want final whistles ref. im satisfied with result
Sexo with Alba Rohrwacher while she's wearing slutty librarian glasses>>157805379When they do that little jump before a dive to get extra force I guess, is foot wasn't stable and then you ACK yerself
>cuckoldry fans are okay with not winningLol, lmao, kek even
Ahem…. TORRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157805379Yildiz does his foot after ONE match, Ekhator dies because of a challenge in the first friendly, Thuram realizes he needs surgery after months of training, genuinely I believe it's some sort of divine punishment.
>Thuram
tikus sucks. make him a defendershould score that
PIO & BONNY IN
>Lautardo became clutch at 29there's always hope I guess
>>157805413God gives His toughest battles to His strongest soldiers or something
cmon espo score a gole
puuuuh gud chance
>câștigă Serie A în calea taMișcarea ta?
At most 1 point lost in RiomInters
international seething
very gud game. gud point. forza inter
clutch second half, kudos to Roma they are a great team
pretty intese match for seriea standards, felt almost like an european cup game
>>157805522have thanked (Tommaso)Rocchi yet?
>mfw I see the village negru walk by
>>157805563>we want the boreball audience
What is wrong with this team ?
>Noslin striker
>>157805708>Mussolini is a starter now
Result is not badWhat is bad is how it endedGasp should trust his boys and make them play 90 minutes Also Mancini deserves the gulag
>>157805685Considering how players are dropping like flies i don't blame them
Good evening I hate Ndicka, Mancini and Hermoso
Fun game. I should really watch more serie A .
>>157805708the calabrian monkey is allergic to gudmunson apparently>>157805827bit racist innit?
>>157805708>naulin and pinemounts YES>Icardi NO the crazed mind of little ringhio gattuso
>>157805685DNA ™
Visit Terni™
>>157805685Nothing, kulo was the only one that needed it
>>157805434Truly the second coming of Milito>>157805685Kangoos are work vehicles after all, one not showing up for it would be odd.
frosinone put up a valiant effort against inter hanging on to what could prove to be a precious point in the battle against relegation...what do you mean that was potential title challengers rionma?
'tioned
a rather metropolitan team from venezia
>mentions inter in a bad way>gets karma'dMany such cases
So Inter is like those zingaro witches that put curses on your pp for calling them hags?
godo kenny
fuck me you dribblers
gattuos calcio too simple for me
Lucky Lazio
praise cristos
Yep the limits of this players are starting to show up
kek
N
Mandas will be the next Manetti Bros Diabolik
SHOOT YOU IDIOTS
another ez win to Nazio, these private school drill musicians playing for Venezia will melt at the first sign of trouble
I dont like SutaloDiogo or Doekhi is better
Vgh... private school arthoes...
svrely we are not witnessing the first patrician draw ahah
Mandas look a bit like Buffon especially the greasy hair
>>157805887This desu
A maximum of 1 point to be lost against Riomma and Bankruptcy FC
To the tune of Chappell Roan's "Naked In Manhattan":New season, Serie A againThe rush of Sunday evening watchingDon't touch, the ball stays in the linesSo I watched them score a million timesI'd love if you knew you were on my mindConstant like mercatos in the summertimeTurin lights and Roman skiesAnd we all know we're getting loud tonightCalcio, baby, put your boots on tightCould be offside but we'll probably be fineI know you want it, baby, you can have itOh, I've never seen it, let's make it cinematicLike that one Samp goal all of us still knowI wanna know, baby, who you're cheering for?I know you want it, baby, you can have itOh, I've never seen it, calcio on the weekendCalcio, baby (Calcio, calcio, calcio, calcio)Calcio, baby (Calcio on the weekend)Calcio, baby (Calcio, calcio, calcio, calcio)Calcio, baby (Calcio on the weekend)
>>157806488With rules specifically designed to eradicate them for 100 minutes? Naw
LYON-RENNES MATCH SUSPENDED !!!!!A banner targeting AS Saint-Étienne was displayed three times, accompanied by insulting chants, despite the announcer's warnings.CRISIS MEETING IN LYON !!!
Lole, you'd say there's not a word of Spanish in it, but that's exactly the point.
>enzo barreneche-ack
great work chancellors you absolute tit
oh he finally did something
BRAVO ZACC
Venezia collapse commence
>>157806926>>157806926
#GrandeExcelsior!
Duccio type
Why is she so shiny?
>>157806868Cmon man, >we need to have healthy DMs so we dont have to rely on Enzo playing as one again.
>>157806920
>>157806972you should know how living in a swamp feels like
>>157807010And yet all the shiniest and greasiest people that come to mind are Italians, how does that work?
NOSLIN NOSLIN NOSLIN NOSLIN>>157806993Good, lower chance of injuries
has gattuso *gulps* unlocked naulin ?
good jump
>destroy your right side
gatusso deserves the national team bench
>>157805708>mussolini and kike
Calcio /mu/ idea: Jenaro Mwambuts Watusso
>>157803865absolutely, cute slampigs in corset holding on for dear life, arthoes with killer bangs, tranny swamp creatures, hipster with bikes that they fished out off the rhine, shitty poems about being a roasty and period blood
>>157807098god i wish
>>157807104The negrulands with 4-4-foookin 2 hoof ball with malen and noslin up top
what is provstgaard trying to do going upbro you are a CB
>>157807160>tranny swamp creaturesdid you get any tikkies from them at the end of the night?
that adams fella is a bit of a sissy, been outmuscled by bella twice now
missed goles. gud job lazio
I feel sorry for Stroppa
not liking provsprovstgaard "defense"
>>157807269Sacked in the morning
>>157807282hes giga niga size
>no isaksen
>>157807284Not his fault if he has to coach Serie D tier players
>>157807282gattuso said he wants him moving forward and overloading the midfield
>>157807310It's rarely the coach fault but they still fire them at the first chance
>>157807269You shouldn't. Why the fuck did he tell Yeboah to take that penalty
>>157807311that doesnt explain letting the opponents do what they want
>>157807269I don't. If he's ended up in Serie A (which clearly isn't his level), it’s because the already mediocre technical level of the league has dropped to such an extent that persistent mistakes are tolerated more than man management and tactical expertise
Napoli really need to get rid of that Allegri donkey. I knew he was gonna fail, but multi billionaire businessmen on the board don't. How can they be so retarded...
>>157805685it's so funny that actual athletes train most of their life while footballers act like it's a hobby
I think he meant to cross that...
>>157807437His best cross of the year
>>157807437>>157807446kek
Can anyone check if the brotherhood of San Luca (reggio Calabria) has opened an office in Amsterdam?Apparently this isn't a benuldy these days
>>157807194Kek, I stayed as far away as possible
>chancellor captain
>>157807468they didn't want to engage in hidden advertising for the penalty shootout VriendenLoterij
Sutalo really can't make a single forward pass...
Is Gattuso actually goated?
Hecking enthralling and competitive!
intrasting top 4 heading into the break, kinda a bit miffed still >we pissed away the 2-0 advantage against bbilan
>>157807331He did? I though it was just negrus arguing>>157807349Venezia doesn't play a bad football it's just that the players are not suited for serie a at all, only ballardini/nicola/etc... can save them
>>157807596big clubs aren't for himhe's more comfortable among tractors, hoes, farmyards chasing pigs and stuff
>>157807599PullyGODS we eatin good during the break
what is sarri thinking rn
*snots on the following post*
Resident "sorta kino" Evil film featuring Thuram, Locatelli, Yildiz, Ekhator, Cabal, Boga and Grabara trying to escape the Jmedical labs
>>157807668He asked for gudmunson for like 3 years
>>157807392
>Raphinha hattrick
lautaro scores a brace literally every game with inter and scaloni didn't field him in the world cup final i'm so mad
>>157807720you just know loticho sees himself in Goattuso
>>157807761He scored in exactly two games this season
>>157807072
>ynr Scaloni at Nazio
Where are all the anti Lotito crazies now?
>>157807829All lined up
>Where are all the anti Lotito crazies now?
>>157807825How can I forget that 40m goal vs Parma
>>157807829they have taken to the streets to protest the rising cost of combine harvesters fuel instead
Ladies and gentlemen, it's up.https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2101370153921294493https://x.com/Azpitarte/status/2101377056445513880
>>157807942#GrandeSenador
>Siempre robando
Sleep tight /seriea/, Anaïs is a top-tier erotic name.
Riccardo Radu (19) is expected to be called up to the squad as Grabara’s replacement for the match against Atalanta. Radu has already been added to Juventus’ first-team squad on Serie A’s official website and will wear the No. 40 shirt.
who is Mr. TIM?why are the stadiums half empty?what happened to the Italian national team? how many other Radu's are there in the world?
>>157808282piracy
I feel bad for Grabara, I liked him already just because his name reminds me of Delneri saying "gira la palla"
>you will never be the meat in a Jane Levy - Sadie Sink ginger sandwichOnly a Jj win tomorrow can restore some semblance of a will to live
>>157808569He had an excellent first match as well, fucking hell how do these things only happen to >us
>>157808753This is significantly worse than last season's injury record, and iirc we didn't even end up splitting from our club fisio so I really can't tell
>Il tuffo di Thuram, figuratevi se lo hanno ammonito. Sempre la solita storia, hanno un regolamento a parte.
>>157809037
>>157809037the protectionism toward the San Luca brotherhood is annoying, I agree, but putting the Golden Dawn logo as the video background seems excessive
>Streamyard is owned by a shitalian company
The Sansuolo Option
>>157809037this is thuram every dribble. dives constantly
>>157809472How many yellow cards for diving so far?
Are there any images of marmots knocking on VAR room windows? I want to send one in the Italian language course whatsapp group
>>157809590havent made any
VAR room windows vista
First appearance as a starter? #GrandeRafa'd
La Saviola
>>157805434Lautaro has scored in:2023 UCL semifinal against AC Milan2024 Copa America final against Colombia2025 UCL quarterfinal against Bayern2025 UCL semifinal against Barcelona2026 WC quarterfinal against Switzerland2026 WC semifinal against EnglandHe also provided the crucial assist to score against Real Madrid the other week.Why does everyone still say he doesn't show up in big games? 2023 UCL final was mostly on Lukaku's fuckups and 2025 UCL final was the entire midfield collapsing after an exhausting season against a well-rested PSG. Lautaro is the heart and soul of Inter and one of Argentina's best strikers.
>he rates argentina nt playerswhat was their penalty/game ratio at the last two world cups again?
>>157811951All of Argentina's knockout round goals this year were during open play. Did you even watch? Where was Italy at the last two World Cups? BTW all of Italy's modern trophies have been won via penalty shootouts:1982 World Cup final - penalty shootout2006 World Cup final - penalty shootout2020 Euros final and and semifinal - penalty shootoutAlso France won 2018 with the help of bullshit penalties.
>>157809609
#GrandeRafa
Fras please stop posting Sadie Sink, she is cryptonite
#GrandeRafa is fine btw
>>157813737Washed in Turkey is dark
>>157813737holy shit kek
Yeah, I'm expecting another team Jay loss.
@157806530+1 ACL tear to jj
>>157813737Rafa lemao
>>157813737Bbilanisti told me he would win a Balloon Door one day lel
Good morning!Fell asleep while watching "The International" (2009) even though its a good movie
>>157821003Did you boyfriend prone bone rape you into waking up
The butchers death really sent him into a psychosis huh?
Did you know the average analbanian murders 96 individuals in their lifetime?
>>157813737#TrueCapitANO
Looks like someone is maad maad
Good morning /seriea/, good calcio fixtures today. Shame about dropped points yesterdayBut first espresso and browsing the new lidl pamphlet online
>>157821600I've already eaten two brioches
>the international maga coded film, twinkazzo going chud
>Jj's "calcio" will overlap my dinner
post /seriea/ coded movies
https://x.com/CagliariCalcio/status/922841145830445056
>>157821755
>>157821755Grease
>>157821794Oh no twinkazzo from the third rope
>>157821794>>157821908Forgot pic
>>157821920lmao
>>157821920kek
Xavi spotted in De Kurp, I hope there’s not an international break around the corner haha>>157821920Top lole
#GrandeMoussa
>Fiorentina (4-2-3-1)— De Gea; Jimenez, Dragusin, Ranieri, Viery; Ndour, Fagioli; Mastantuono, Atta, Njie; Pellegrino. Allenatore: Vanoli>Napoli (4-2-3-1)— Milinkovic-Savic; Di Lorenzo, Rrahmani, Rafa Marin, Olivera; Gilmour, Lobotka; Politano, De Bruyne, Lang; Hojlund. Allenatore: AllegriLang?
>Shitalian papers reporting Estupido startingThis is getting annoying nowIf he does this he needs to be sacked alreadyThis is one of the reasons we all hayed Allegri for: giving first halves away and relying on the cheap "hit them in the second half with the starters" strategyThis is just lazy and doesn't build on anything because it doesn'r afford the time needed to gel for the best XI bevause they keep playing sporadically and inconsistently with each-otherThis idiot is of the impression that this squad doesn't suckWe only have 7-8 decent players in the whole squad ffs
>>157822040Have you watched yesterdays press conference? If not do it. Otherwise stop talking. He explained he needs to manage the team and players for the long run. Its not a muh >hit them in the second half strategy or some other bullshit. He doesnt have the players he needs. And yes this was a mistake by him and the management because in august they all said they have the squad they wanted which was obviously a lie. Now its about surviving until january to invest in the mercato again
>Beans bossing the midfieldRemind me why we sold him
>>157822081if you blame elkann you'll be right 95% of the time
This all but confirms Jj will play a torrid game, they never both play gud in the same weekend
Tici buying Njie because of 10 mins of stepovers vs Bbilan when they have a chair GK and traffic cones in defense is very funny
BILLY
totally undeserved btw, allegri has dome saints in heaven
>>157822137*some
>>157822137and horses too
>>157822011Why does Fiorentina still start Dragusin, given how many goals he spectated?
>>157822081>bossing the napule midfieldwho doesn't?
>>157822202he shot at his own goal to anticipate a Napoli player, De Gea saved kek
If you take the "A" from ac fiorentina and the "SS" from ssc napoli you can spell ass
>>157822224The only way for him to score a goal
>>157822269>a team that knows how to exploit set pieceswtf, sorcery!
5-0?
>>157822137Dome saint is what they call twinkazzo at work
lmao nice defending napolel
great finish
>>157822476English 3rd division-tier gole
>fantacomfy poster in the crowd
>>157822476holy serie ass shitball, I kneel
>>157822476luv me some argie bargie, simple as
>>157822476tyb serie f standard
>Two new names in Juventus' match squad:>Riccardo Radu (19) is the new second goalkeeper; the Romanian was sidelined for seven months last season due to a serious facial injury.>Grady Makiobo (19), who joined from Club Brugge in the summer of 2025.One masked GK for another kek
47.650071, 4.261523
>>157822531By next month half the squad will be Next Gen and Primavera kids
Favasuli IN
2 points gained on Da Joos
>>157822066I actually did watch itI knew what he was doing long before that; I still don't agree with itLike I said; We only have 7-8 decent players in the entire squad, the rest are fodders and question marks/youngstersHe's trying to get the whole squad used to his system; It isn't worth it because the likes of Estupinan will sooner or later have to be soldThis is why we don't have good solutions for creating chances through the centerToo much rotation for the players to perfect their teamplay/combinationsYou can practice them in training all you want, but pulling them off in real matches is a whole other storyYou need consistent playtime for that
>>157822476You could park an aircraft carrier between the goal and the curva. Why do Shitalians persist on having this
>>157822684Name the 7 decent players
grande Max
>Meloni: "A maximum number of foreigners in classes, a mandatory Italian language course for foreign minors with learning difficulties, and a ban on the burqa and niqab in schools are coming soon."Chudbros!
un'altra magia di mago macs
>posting shitter politics on a Sunday afternoon sad existence lol
https://spectator.com/article/lust-cant-be-lectured/>She's 24, slender, redheaded, and she's so delicately pale she looks like a Pre-Raphaelite nymph at the end of a Narnian winter.Now THIS is coomposting!
>>157822816Scontri di catania and probably also because its cheaper to build one stadium for athletics and football than two different ones
Grim
>>157822988feels weird to say it but based journo
>>157822933>nooo you can't make fun of mamma meloni's politics!kys
>>157823001to be fair nabule (forza vesuvio) are both the weakest they've been in 15 years and have played two of the three strongest teams by far already
>>157823096Lies, damned lies, and statistics innit
>FROSINONE (4-3-3): Palmisani; Oyono A., Calvani, Monterisi, Bracaglia; Masini, Calò, Schmid; Ghedjemis, Raimondo, Kvernadze. All. Alvini.>COMO (4-2-3-1): Butez; Couto, Ramon, Chalobah, Valle; Da Cunha, Milla; Diao, Nico Paz, Baturina; Douvikas. All. Fabregas. Keanbros...
>can't even reply properlyno need to document your sad existence any further spaz
DDR gets sacked today.
>Alex Sandro's incredible run and finish helped us to victory in Juventus - Atalanta back in 2016!An Alex Sandro gole has hit the timeline
cry me a river, cesso
Daniele De Rossi redemption game today?
>>157822988I would sink my face in her nyansh if you sabi pidgin
The absolute state of Hermen Hulst and Schreier lol
>>157823314
CALÒ>coomo
Frosinone are the good guys of the season
>>157823363KojiPro2015_EN/status/2101631479704883571 on the forbidden website
>>157823389Maybe it's just the translation or him trying not to burn bridges, but the whole thing is phrased to read like a denial to get people to think it’s a denial, but he's not actually denying anything.Just a long-form way of saying "I cannot confirm this" and "no comment"Related to /seriea/ because this is the exact modus operandi of the refereeing organisation when mistakes get made.
>Frosinone plays beautiful offensive football
>>157823422I think it's very much in relation to the missing deadlines and going overbudget which has been negatively affecting his studios now, especially for Physint which hasn't even entered full production
mangio la pizza e sono il solo sveglio...in tutta /seriea/...
Celtic's had a bad week haven't they?
>>157823533Panic button has well and truly been pressed. Team looks completely disjointed, lacking in quality and quantity. The Celtic Da’s have turned on the manager who in his first spell in ye olde days could walk on water. There’s no loyalty in football.
Raimondo (Ternana DNA)'s team? Currently beating the Football Giants Como Football Club
Must be 1989 cuz the DDR is falling
A team competing in Europe for the first time struggling with the busier schedule and lack of experience?Who could have seen this com(o)ing?
on top of everything else serie ass lost its only redeeming quality of multiple teams competing for the title...inter already champions and its not even october
>>157823422So what you're saying is Kojima is an Interbro?
3 points gained on the lightbulbs.
Palmisani is the best gk in the whole serie ass
>>157823947>inter already championslol no, bet all your savings on riomma
>>157824096>9.8 on Locascorezamn
>Perr Schuurs's first ball contact for NEC in the Eredivisie as a substitute: goal>Perr Schuurs's first ball contact for NEC in the Eredivisie as a starter: goal
Why does Zingarova walk like that?
>Vicario; Kalulu, Bremer, Lucumì, Celik; Douglas Luiz, McKennie; Conceicao, Nico Gonzalez, Alajbegovic; Kolo Muani
>>157824422ah yes the machete down the trowser leg walk from a zingaro
unironically why don't people like allegri and dimarco get hair transplants? they look ghoulish and half of their job is to be on camera all the time, I'm sure they would get even more prime pussy if they fixed that prime indicator of dysgenics
>>157824489You need a decent enough base for it and Allnegru definitely doesn't have one
>>157824138frosinone level.... inter should have won with at least 3 goals yesterday, they wont even be able to hold on to that style and pace of play till march like atalanta used to
>biggest serie A underog of today vs biggest serie A underdog in history
>>157824536I mean, you can also do one with a horrid base like Rooney, but it'll look like shit
>Aberdeen HuijsenUhhhh
>HUIJSENBad week for Duccios
Huijsen? Dutch? Who?
No matter what part of the world you’re born inDutch choker DNA will prevail
Merdavid just scored against Real lole
David scored.Against Real Madrid.
DAVID DAVID DAVID DAVID
>Merdavid scores against Real MadridHe's under a manager who realizes he's not quick enough nor strong enough to play balls in behind, and instead should just stay in the opponent box to find chances
Rare triple Slugatelli in the garden, Jj will score thrice and the riccio will have a nice half-time snack.
I just witnessed a standing ovation for Jonathan David at Wanda Metropolitano against Real Madrid.
>>157825179At what point is Jj the problem
>>157825200>>157825179>the power of Spaletti
>>157825159This is what he did in Lillie, why couldnt anyone at Jj figure it out?
>>157825232>why couldnt anyone at Jj figure it out?
New footage from Jj's training just leaked
>>157825232He's a specialist in the box, and Spalletti likes strikers with physical presence and the ability to hold the play. He's questionable with the ball and wastes chances, but his off the ball movement is good, he needs runners alongside him to do the dirty work.
Del Piero cute ;_;
Frosinone’s Italian representation in their starting XI across the first five Serie A fixtures: 9 Italians — 1 time 8 Italians — 2 times 7 Italians — 2 times
>>157825343So will Frosinone save serieass with its baby talento daycare?
W-w-why is Igor Tudor at the stadium
Genoa Cricket and Football Club are cooked desu lads.
>>157825392their only quality player is a kvaratskelia regen
>>157825442He's gonna apply for the goalkeeping post
>>157825470>hr doesnt r8 giacky culo
Sandro Maranza
First Kolo Muani waste is up
Gud from Kangoo
Not gud from Kangoo
RRRRRAAAAAAFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO
intrasting from Kangoo
Alajbegovic looks less shy and more involved with both the other players but also the play. Very gucci
Is Atalanta playing poorly or does Muttuidi really make that much of a difference?
>>157825827Bit of both imoMuttuidi isn't a calcio colosso but he's key in whatever dish Sballet is cooking
Way way too many shitty small mistakes
>>157825651Shame we didn't catch his parents in time
>>157825470Palmisani is their best player by far, the georgian is mid
>>157825959Why, did you want them to act as your own parents which got killed and raped by Crorats 40 years ago?
>>157825959jej
>>157825959kek based
>>157825959Based
Concordeao might be a worse choice on the pitch than Zingarova
>>157826032With that card we're sure he's getting subbed off at HT lol
Gud Leukemia
>>157826044He's improving in technical areas but he still plays like he's on aderall
>>157825392FIGC doesn't give a fuck about talent, do you think they hired the fennel again after being a slut for Saudi money because of merit? Did you already forget what happened to Maldini and Leonardo?The corruption is egregious even by simply reading the call-ups
Celik is the Gatti of Marcos Llorentes
MIDGET MIDGET MIDGET
SONYGODS
SMALLBROS
atalanta had to die so that roma could finish 3rd 4th again
>>157826096Does he also wake up at 5:30 to sun his taint in the morning light?
Carnesecchi couldn't give less fucks lmaoCome home Juventino man, we're waiting for you
>>157826125Well, he does wake up at 5:30 but for bricklaying instead
Silvio Bernasconi and Matteo Scalvini
Good shit by Shaqui Celika on the assist ngl
Kalulu's free premium subscription ended, he's Alex Sandro'ing
>>157825959Lmfao>>157826192You now remember him and Tomori were the new Baresi-Costacurta
>>157826225Let's not skip over when it was said Pavlovic was the new Jaap Stam
some refball methinks
Well Kalunegru is the new Baresi alright lol
Leukemia doing very good tonight ngl maybe ONE sucada CAN STAY in MY team
Fucking hell >we can't get out of >our half
What's Kololo Negruani doing kek
Happy Teun :)
>>157826280Pavlovic looks the sort of guy who’d kill Alajbegovic’s parents
>>157826545Let's be honest here, Pavlovic looks like the village bumpkin that can't count past 3 donkeys
>>157826489corr look at that bingo wing flying in the center of the photo
>>157826489
>>157826623Found the Gatti murderer
Sarr against Sarri soon!
tfw can't watch the game
Surely Alajbegovic didn't get injured h-haha
Another corner successfully wasted
>>157825869>he's key in whatever dish Sballet is cookingLooked all over, but couldn't find a Chef Sballetti
>>157826954Very nice!I guess pic related is the closest we have
feels more like proper Spalletti-ball, sadly I have a bad feeling Dea will sculate an equalizer in the 90th minute
>>157827219If only this team had proper final third intelligence
/edit/ idea: Pope Sarr
Fugg, super close header
Not scoring the second here is gonna handicap the team badly
>>157827219I trust el kroston for la sculata, god willing
>>157827280>implying there is intelligence in the other 2 thirds
>>157827219>sadly I have a bad feeling Dea will sculate an equalizer in the 90th minuteThere, almost
Based Kangoo
Kolo is more decisive in our box lole
Attacking subs??!?!
I can't get used to these fucking 18:00h matches
Not having a proper LW on the pitch is hurting >us hard
Kolo I'm begging you
It's time.
>Zingarova inIs it time
With the beard Scamacca looks even more like he comes from a Colombian favela lole
>>157826825Im not watching it either but this pic is all I need to know
pape sarrtan pape sarrtan aleppe
>>157827853worse he comes from Fidene
Nihao spotted
GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE GOLE
Bremmy :)
è finita
CALCIOOOOOOOO(didn't even see that get in lol)
>>157827973They still talk about his antics in PSV and Zw*lle btw
>Driedmeats trying to pretend he isn’t a Jj lifelong
Mr 100 millions Scalvini, everyone
Today, the corner was successfully taken...
Another corner successfully wa... SCORED
first year zarri is an awful watch especially when you're its not your team
>sarri
>pappardelle lost>jjewe won
>>157828081>first year zarri is an awful watchhe's doing it all wrong, why is charles de cuck playing so far from the goal?
I know it's Grimtoli-fueled Atalanta, I know it's post-wall Sarri, but getting a result with all these injuries with such a difficult opponent is greatGlad the team is backing Sborrlett despite him being a clueless baldie lole
>>157828192>>157827937
It's time
Any tictoc gods that can explain why Douglas Luiz suddenly looks like a functional footballer? Is it the team or him individually?
>>157828037ynr when Scamacca's father entered Trigoria with a baseball bat and devastated everything
>>157828240No Swissbanian plastic doll to ruin his mood and Sofascore Official Total(tm) Ambassador to ruin his footballing plans, no joke
Bremer is now outright 6th among Juventus’ highest-scoring centre-backs, reaching 14 goals for the club.37 — Bonucci36 — Chiellini26 — Brio21 — Tudor20 — Ferrara14 — Bremer
pls just let him score
Gud link-up between Wolty and Kolo
He will NEVER score again
Totally forgot about him kek
Edit idea: Woldemort
>>157828299I remember, it was either in the 100-point or the lossless season of Jj but there was a penalty awarded for juve in the last or 2nd to last match and they gave it to Barzagli because he was the only Jj player not having scored that season. Good times. He scored it pretty confidently.
2 points earned on small clubs.
>>157828182Why didn't bbilan buy Varela, the non fraudulent tuga striker?
Not perfect, but really good, especially with the composure. Sad that Kolo didn't get his goal but he looked much better today, also Douglas Luiz incredible again.
>>157828182Remind me, just how much was paid for Ramos exactly?
Lucumi v Atalanta9 Defensive contributions1/1 Tackles5 Interceptions2 Clearances1 Blocked shot3 Recoveries
>>157827937yeah that was a penalty, I don't know how he didn't see it
>>157828553Might be the signing of the summer, only reason for the loss against Sassuolo was because he came off
my dad is pretty excited for this year's jj
>>157828553who would Grimtoli have signed instead
>>157828657Badiashile or Chalobah
>>157828657Badiashile 1000% like Belgio #2 said and I think he tried once already lel
>Salamerde>EstupidoAmorum can go fuck himselfMoortuguese PioliCan't believe this pos Sala is here for 6 years
>>157828182I really am rooting against Milan at this point
>>157828657Scalvini
Based :)
12 - Since his debut with Juventus (2022/23), Bremer is the defender who has scored the most headed goals in the five major European leagues: 12, one more than Virgil van Dijk. Dominant.
Zingaro scored
>>157828170cause his tictocs were always a meme and he turned out to be a one-formation babby (4-3-3) so he always feels the need to cram players out of position to go along with it, plus he's becoming low-t due to ageit doesn't help that Atalanta are starting to lose their way with transfers and Giuntoli will only make it worse
let's go milan chads!!
>Donyell Mal-ACK>Justin Kluiv-ACKRoma DNA is popping up all of a sudden for this natty break
>milan leccewhat a a choice for a prime time slot....if i was still in school and this was the game before sleep on a sunday i would have considered suicide
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>Wladmir Vladimirovich Merdone
>>157829885not all bad things are for the worse though, there's the extra long international break after this
>>157830503We get to watch Zimba Zombo Zoma score some golazos for the Shitaly. Do you think he knows the words to the national anthem?
Guess the race of Malen's replacement(Hint: he's 23 and his name is Mexx Meerdink)
>>157831400>MeerdinkHypersborea
Sneaky Zingarova assist for the Bremer gole
UEFA NATIONS LEAGUE>Friday, 25 September 202620:45 Italy - Belgium>Monday, 28 September 202620:45 Turkey - Italy>Friday, 2 October 202620:45 France - Italy>Monday, 5 October 202620:45 Italy - TurkeyEURO U21 QUALIFICATION>Thursday, 1 October 202618:30 Armenia U20 - Italy U20>Monday, 5 October 202618:15 Italy U21 - Poland U21
>>157832342ho vomitato ovunque
>>157832342Good shitpost ahahs
To me it looked like onside/own goal?
>>157832342will the fennel be able to handle this many commitments despite his transformation into a saudi?
>Saudi Arabia>rich heritage?
>>157832638The AC MIrage DLC that the Saudi's paid for taught me that it has a very rich history
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>>157832700It's literally the only thing they have, that's why they sponsored Ubisoft to make an entire expansion for it on a dead game lmao
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>>157832422Idk if you're the Reacher-watching bong anon, but if you are the new spin-off is actually pretty gud.I didn't expect to like it at all tbqh, she can be more than a bit annoying in the main show. But having now watched the 1st season of this, I'm surprised to say it's on the same quality level as Reacher's better seasons. The protag seemed a bit toned down compared to her annoying Reacher appearances and the supporting cast was also better than what Reacher had recently. All a bit quieter, more investigative, less “big man solving problems by being bigger than them”.
>>157833240I am not, I watched the first season with the small lass and got bored 2 episodes into the 2nd season
only the gordian knot is more taut than moreiras pelage
Grimothy Weah bros...
>>157833539>RED CARD!!!!! Marseille lose their captain following a second booking!! Mendes looks to play a quick one-two with Vitinha from Pacho's forward pass, but he's unable to get to the return ball after Weah drags him back by the shirt. The OM skipper can have no complaints, and is sent off against his former club after the referee shows him a second yellow card!>he's their captainThey truly are the bbilan of France lmao
fanta plays you wouldnt believe
PSG is fucking ass, how do you barely scrape a win against the worst Merdseille ever lmao
>>157833950PSG, this season and last season, always debut in maintenance mode and only start bothering afte rthe winter break when UCL becomes relevant
>>157833950they have started to treat Ligue Uhn like a preparatory phase for the decisive stage of the Champions League (February/March and beyond).they’re rotating the lineup more, Enrique is experimenting with different lineups and even the players seem to be lacking in form and sharpness.
Say his name
Venezia is bad. Can they avoid relegation?
>>157834129#GrandeLaxa
>>157834163not even if they bricked up their net
homo moreictus
Sleep tight /seriea/, reminder to hit your planks
>>157834407>>157834407>>157834407
bbilan won 3-0!?! Surely their record signing striker scored at least ONE!
>>157828057Praise the Lord!
