BERDS!!!!
Os
We need Osgirl Shesexi
>>157770203Please don't post AI spam
>>157770212
Why does God hate us?
>>157770225Ai ai aiiii
>>157770193>>157770196Which one is more soi?
>>157770203Fake AI slop>>157770225Real Os fan
Yeji Yankees
>>157770199I don't like cranberry sauce on my thanksgiving slop
C Torrens / Alvarez1B Polanco2B SemienSS Lindor3B MachadoLF Lourdes GourielCF Jazz ChisholmRF SotoDH Josh Bell>Benge traded to the Angels for Kikuchi>Ewing traded to the Yankees for Luis Gil
>>157770193BERDS TIE IT!
>>157770312We want Charlie
peck almost killed by teammate omg
>>157770182I'M SO HAPPY THAT THIS GARAGE TEAM IS HEADED BACK TO THE PLAYOFFS FOR ANOTHER ASS POUNDING BY THE YANKEES!!!!!!!
No…judge…
Who do I even watch after the Blue Jays run is over?
o'brien stinky
Tough break for the Yankees. AL is wrapped up.
>chicongo poured all their sports energy into the bears>didn't have enough points left over to give them a defensekek popesoxkek scuba
>but but the team had lost over 100 games for 3 years in a row>but the team is practically all rookies in their first mlb year>but the manager is still new>but they weren't even expected to win the divisionAll the cope is pouring in now.
>>157770379>My Kingdom For A Lance.
It was: Judge is back
>>157770389>hurr durr no defenseYou do realize they were playing against Bryce Young right?
>team puts out best rotation since 1939>no offense >bounced in the wildcard >Dodgers cruise to another title, MLB allows itBaseball actually sucks.
Didn't judge skip the rehab assignment? What retard signed off on that?
>The historically Latin American city of PissburgWhen will it stop..
>28 out of 32 is g-good enoughkek this is like giving up 12 runs and saying its ok because you won 15-12
The American League is putrid dog shit.
OK Jays...
>Perennial choke artist Judge injured againFuck the Yankees might win it all this year without him holding them back.
>volpe with the season on the line (again)
What went wrong with the "blessed" "pope" sox with their "magic" "wizard"?
>>157770505He freakin did it
REDEMPTION FOR VOLPE
with the second judge injury, the yankees continue their average of 3.7 games per major injury.with 13 games left, at least 3 more major injuries are left for the yankees. my predictions;1) golschmidt (groin)2) fried (leg)3) wells (undiagnosed concussion that explains why he batted .130 all year)
Volpe is actually so clutch.
APOLOGIZE TO VOLPE RIGHT FUCKING NOW, DAMMIT.
>>157770439they had the Latino Jackie Robinson
>>157770533Cole's fatass is due for a hang nail
Playoffs are stupid. Go back to the pre-1969 method.
>has to avoid losing again
Perhaps I was too harsh
Why not have the World Series in a neutral ballpark just the Super Bowl and college championship games?
>>157770612Because it's a series, not a one game winner take all
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
This is like watching the Rays, they just find a way to win. Relegate the AL East to the premier league.
Blackburn in the clutch again
>>157770193
>>157770533i used to think this was a meme but it actually is happening that often. hell you even predicted the jazz ankle injury.
>>157770612>>157770626It was awesome in 2020.
BERDS!!!
>>157770800Subpoena
>>157770805Luck or in this case bad luck.
our all star closer picks up his ninth loss of the year
FIRE STEARNS!FIRE STEARNS!FIRE STEARNS!FIRE STEARNS!
>>157770800>>157770817SubPOENAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uWzjlSUaYg
>>157770612>26' WS played only at field of dreams cornfield>Netflix exclusive>Seats cost $30k per to make up for lost revI like where this is going
>>157770842Shoulda traded him in August. Genuinely the biggest case of early season luck in the league
>>157770199check out this jappy knees burger king burger
>>157770842I got a big case of fuck you can open up idiot
>>157770878perverse
>>157770878this+tastykake=win
Go Yankees!
YANKEES LEAD
IN COCKS SUCKED BY FAGS
>>157770878america is an evil empire
>>157770439Baseball is latinx
I'm hoping the Blue Jays make a last second push to get into the postseason and make a crazy run to win the World Series so that Europeans can say that they won one via Canada being a member of the EU.
Yankees up!Get ready to say the line /nfl/!
Yankees are cheating again
>>157770938i don't think we have those. they did that
Throat deep on a dick for my Yankees!
stankeedoo ‘em!
Yankees are garbage.
nice bunt
>losing to Minnesomaliakek, they're getting bounced by the sox in the Bo3, aren't they
Why Bednar even pitching?DO SOMETHING, CASHMAN
>>157771044The good thing is they already took 2/3.
>>157771056The Yankees have a better bullpen than SD/ATL.
i haven't had a burger in months :(
>Seething at Cashman80 IQ.
>>157771097How would you fancy a loaf of my faeces?
>>157771097might explain the erectile dysfunction you've been experiencing.
>volpe on deck
Dont worry Jenks. Minnesota is ass and will blow it
Nice throws dude!
>>157771097You kan drink my AZZ JUICE gay bitch!
Yankees lead.
>>157771132>bibi goes right to thinking about another mans dick.Ur gay.
burger king used to have 2 whopper meals for the price of 1
>>157771196I got a whopper meal for ya
Fat ass at second to start the 11th.
>fatty jr
>>157771229Fuck you
Fat ass couldn't score from second kek
>>157771195SAAR!There is nothing wrong with help a fellow man, SAAR!
David shit the Bednar lol
Stankees getting raped lol KWAB
>>157771266Another game the front office blew.
>>157771250>bibi goes right to thinking how anyone who isnt him is "brown"u okay little jewboy?
there's carls jr in Denmark
Bednar is throwing poop, this guy got used to being a multi-inning scrub
AND THE JAYS HAVE BEAT THE YANKEES FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT YEAR AMD JUDGE IS CRYING IN BOONES ARM
>>157771292>Sanjeet thinks he's whiteTurn the monitor off, SAAR
are indians allowed to eat ice cream?
>walk offsThat's reserved for Ohtani
>>157771346>bibi instantly uses the jewish term "white" with no actual arguement or denial of him being gaylittle jewboy confirmed homosexual
This is why the Twins need Ohtani.
>>157771363Every good goy sucks down cow puss
>>157771315spoiler alert
Why is it always the Yankees and twins always producing game of the year
>>157771415>Sanjeet goes right to thinking about another mans dickUr gay, SAAR!
I'm something of a Canadian myself
>>157771444>nouand he is cooked
>>157771445didn't you hear the news? you're now a European, saar
Ohtani would allow the Twins to dream.
DAAAAA YAAAAANKEEEEES WIIIIIN
carls jr has filed bankruptcy so what if kroenke made a deal where carls jr buys the Angels and then Kroenke buys Carls jr and then he can get a favorable TV profit sharing deal in bankruptcy court
>>157771444>no where did I mention another mans dick, bibi pulls the jewish "no ur the gay one".classic little jewboy and his whore mother teaching him the homosexual ways
Punch Toronto jeets
>STINKEES
KWAB
>>157770870who would want him? every other team knew he was a fraud
Noble Large Feral Cat Alert
stankee doo em!
>RISPKEES
stank 'emrank 'empick 'em up and thank 'em
>>157771544>BUG SPRAY
>nobletiggerkees
what no aaron judge does to a nigga
>>157771554SAAAAAAR
Postin' it againhttps://cumshitter.com/
>>157771582>bibi drools over bugsclassic jewboys
You fucking retard
jesus this a spaghetti fest
kek, they want us to win.
Are the Twins retarded?
I'm a little butt boy
>>157771594Yeji is love, saaralso based Schreiber
jesus fucking christ what the fuck was that
WHAT…?
>>157771616"ohhh yess I rook just rike sydney sweeney"
>>157771625Yankees looming over your lead.Get ready to hand over the AL East
>>157771625const teamData = { "team": "New York Yankees", "season": 2026, "devilMagicActive": true,
>>157771633She looks a lot a better than sweeney
>>157771641The only reason I care about the results of this game is because I love to see Yankeecuck despair after they lose. I have 100000000% confidence the Rays will win the division regardless.
>>157771650based and truthpilled
>>157771657
>>157771670Ok. Rays are still winning the AL East this year.
>>157771657>im...im...im jus here to l-laugh at duh jankeesYeah, I'm smell fear and denial.
>>157771680>schreiberHmmmm
im hearing trevor plouffe's voice but im not watching a jm media channel...
>13 slurpings
>>157771689Surely they clinched already?
its over. fade me.
was that the first ever 2 pitch inning earlier?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DAAAAAAAA
>DAH NEXT JEETAHLMFAAAAAAOOOO
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157771755Reminder that it's all Cashmans fault.
STANKEES LOSE
topkek what an anticlimactic finish
LETS GO VARLAND!
Can't win them all. gg Twins, see you next year.
>>157771754>>157771756>>157771760this will never stop being funny
GEORGE6 LOMBARD
>>157770213kek
NICE JUMP SMITH!
I miss the baseball days of the Oakland Coliseum, Candlestick Park, Jack Murphy Stadium, and the Astrodome.
>>157771841Soul.
Jays winnn
>>157771732if that's your definition of an "inning">tie game>bottom of the ninth>lead-off batter smokes a home run on the first pitch, game overIs that a 1 pitch inning? because that has definitely happened before.
the hopium was nice while it lasted
gg tiggies, good luck against the sox
VARLAND WAS PISSEDEASY CLEAN UP
gg detroit
>>157771732>>157771855oh wait you were talking about the bottom of the 12th with the IBB, not the bottom of the 13th. much more interesting question, but I can imagine that it has happened before, even pre-manfred man
>stinkees>the next jeter btwHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>me as a west coaster when I'm forced to use the thread for early games
>>157771874ever since they allowed IBBs to be issued without throwing a pitch the theoretical fewest pitches needed to complete an inning went from 3 to 0 but I've never seen an inning below 3 before
>>157770182previous thread >>157765207
>4 games backDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Portland Atheltics
>>157771698jomboy banana ball coverage soon
>>157771922
>>157771953I see, thank youhope we see a one pitch inning some day
>>157771948Portland isn't a serious city, Mick. It's fent zombies and larping activists.
i could see a pitcher do a CGSO against the tigers without throwing a single pitch because the Tigers LOVE to get caught stealing
>>157771706Surely the Skankees did?
So that’s it for Fudge, right? Who wins the AL?
How about the Athletics become the first team to relocate to a different city each year?
>>157772007who cares, the AL will get gaped by the cubs in the world series
Can't win em all. Gg Bomba squad.
>>157772034kek stankee doo em
Passan bomb
>>157772101
>>157772094I didn't hear no bell on the AL East
>>157772101>multiple insufferable east coast fan bases guaranteed to be out after the DS roundthis is a good thing
>>157770229Calm down, you've still got ten games left and the tie breaker. Who cares that the Indians have won the division 3 times in 4 years? Surely they can't three-peat, r-right??
>>157772130but it guarantees the ALCS will be another slurper, like when the punchless guardians got rolled in 2024
>>157772167The NLCS with the Mets and doggies was also dimeless
>>157772101>Rays v. White Sox ALCSThe way baseball was intended
you now remember the seattle mariners
Sox vs Sox ALCS
>>157772192i dont. i remember the seattle pilots.
>>157772180Last years was way worse
Dogs night
>Flukes runs are actually a good thing...because uh-uh uhm *gunshot* ACK
kirsten :)
>>157772331made for bdc
>>157772356pretty girl
What was he thinking in this moment?
>>157772356>that side eyeshe knows you're stalking her
I come home and see that the Yankees lost to the fucking Twins? Are you serious? Who the hell loses to the Twins? The White Sox don't lose to the Twins. The Guardians don't lose to the Twins. But the Yankees can't even get a win against that team? How the fuck are you suppose to contend for the World Series, when you can't even beat the Twins?
>>157772101>>157772130>>157772184unironically this? nobody wants a single division dominating a league no matter how superior they are. it's bad for any sport, and MLB's current pla 'yoff structure fixes this issue with remarkable ease
>>157772377Itauma needs more seasoning
LETS GO RAYS
>>157772402You are British.
>>157772405What gave it away?
>Xzavion Curry
mookie slap!
>>157772418Nothing in particular. You just seem like the kind of person who has absolutely nothing else going for them.
go go go
This sport sucks. Fucking bullshit if you ask me.
Stankeefag seething
Europeans don't deserve baseball
>>157772474I'm neutral, you're just a bandwagon. Weren't you a red sox fag last season until they got exposed?
>>157772493TELL EMLET THEM KNOWUSA USA USA USA USA USA
>>157772503Nah I started watching in july
Nice
>>157772537are you trying to suggest that every bong flag isn't the same person
redspacos thought that was gone kek
HAHA
gards won that game
I'm a gay Yankees fan!
>snell dedoof
>>157772493The Blue Jays will have to relocate if the Canada to EU thing actually happens.
>snell outgreat timing
Berds!!!
4.5 game lead with 11 to play
It's O time
>snellKwab, the rest til October method is patched
>>157772716Gawd I want to sex Osgirl
>>157772715First round exit
>>157772731impossible when we'll have a bye in the 1st round
mests
F I R E S T E A R N SU CKSTEARNS
BrewCrews we cruisin
nice slide RETARD!!!
this redsfag thinking this is a slip'n'slide kek
we getting kn-ACK kino tonight?
that faggy fatty
the chud is washed. barely getting through a low leverage inning and needing luck to do it. it's fine as long he's not on the post season roster.
>>157772739Bye week curse, my Red Soxies will gape those frauds.
Left groin tightness for Snell.It's over.
WHITE POWER
hope you got some healthy snacks for the game anons
>>157772795too much gay sex
>>157772795thank the gods it's not elbow/shoulder
>>157772799Tomboy gf made me pork chop
>>157772799LMAO SIMP FAGGOT
Big Willy!
yeaaa boi will smith
ESPN broadcasts are so dogshit
>Cole pitching FridayEnjoy the division title, Tampa
>>157772832You do better wank fuck
I TOOK A LOUISVILLE SLUGGER TO BOTH HEADLIGHTS
>>157772832Bitch, Where's your global media empire
>>157772799she posted some emotional breakdown on Instagram recently about shes only seen as a piece of meat
>>157772832been that way for years. their coverage is a joke. they can't wait for football season, so they only have to mention baseball in passing.
>Blake Snell left tonight's game due to left groin tightness.
ESPNchvds feasting
Lol mest
>>157772838>>157772847kek based faceless corpo defender
>>157772848not knowing anything about her I thought she has a look of someone that is mentally fragile that's going to break down hard. this is her peak form and she already looks unsteady.
>Realputo at bat
You LOVE to hear ithttps://x.com/TalkinBaseball_/status/2100363003719745683?s=20
>>157772865BasedSPN owns your ass peasant
>>157772871Pete did it his way
>>157772865
You can only post itt if >your team has clinched their division
>>157772799
HR
as long as it's not a woman calling the game
Nice hit JJ
>>157772887I'll see you friday then
>>157772898I'm horny now
Halvorsen v. Elly
>>157772885kek>>157772891neat
ITFCB
>>157772907NOOO STOP CHEERING FOR HIM HE PLAYS FOR THE OTHER TEAM
>>157772919and ofc
elly owns us
>>157772924>HE PLAYS FOR THE OTHER TEAMwhat team?
Elly will be a Yankee.
we still got it we still got it
>>157772939mine
>>157772891that pizza looks good desu
>>157772950Enyel Deli Cruise
>>157772954fucking delulu
>>157772977is that joez mcfly?
>>157772980>not being delusionalHAHA
based AJ
Turner striking out so hard that his bat was like fuck this i'm out lol.
>>157773013you would think over 162 games there would be SOME amount of improvement but he's been playing like this the entire yearunreal
i pronounce the J hard in rojas
>>157773054As you should
>>157773054same. I also roll the R for an extra second with the tongue.
ENCHADNACION
alrighttttt DOUBLE PLAY
Curry more like WorryW E W
no…NO!!
Back to back home runs
Mets suck.Who loses to the Orioles?
Breggy Bear Bawp
is 4 outs better than 3?
>>157773105The dodgers
>>157773112it's certainly more emphatic
>>157773112kek lol oh no
>>157773114
>>157773114Clearly the Dodgers are not a very good team. How many games below .500 are they?
>mets pitcher is literally named curry
oh FUCK betts was mumbling to himself like those city negros do while they're walking as he was walking up. he's gonna get a hit
>>157772991Who
freddie been ass lately
>>157770182Why do my Jays have to keep giving me false hope
>>157770376Doyers ofcThey have anime and vtubers on their side
>get 1st and 2nd no outs>next 3 batters are easy pop outs to the right side
BANG
>>157773136What do her farts smell like?
He’s back
Red sox clinch tonight with a Yankees loss
>>157773283>70iq latinx player with the emotional maturity of a 13 y/o girl
miggy ro is so based bros
>>157773260chicken tikka masala
>>157773303why you stereotyping the emotional maturity of 13-year-olds regardless of gender? look at a certain 80-year-old running the country.
>red sux
>>157773326
Chelgers is dead
time for >rispgers
>>157773352I was hoping for a more defensive double down
how many top pitching lefty prospects do the Red Sox need to call up before they can win a playoff game against the Yankees?
>>157773371The whole interaction is based. Blow Gays fans finally being cool
we'll take it, eggman
PETEY BLAST #43
>>157773404Schwarbros, are we getting worried?
>>157773383is there audio of this anywhere? sad, I can't stand to watch a movie the whole way through now, but I eat shit like this up all day long.
PCA gets an 0-2 fastball down the middle. This is the most astroturfed player in baseball history.
Guh..gaw...
Elly sees playing against the Dodgers as one long audition before finally getting to play for them
>>157773413https://x.com/RTNToronto/status/2099486305239409000?s=20
>>157773413>>157773383seconding audio request I wanna know what he said to her to get the tap in the mouth
>>157773435ty, based deliverer
>>157773434The Dodgers are filing for bankruptcy in 1.5 seasons
>>157773465I look like that and suck on objects like that
why do the cubs throw so many fucking splitters. is that all the pitching coach teaches?
>>157773465ngl, I can't just waive it all away as salty wish casting, but it will all still have been worth it regardless.
>>157772848I know you're good for the sause Aussie, cough it up
>>157773491Maybe if your entire fandom identity revolves around rings.
>>157773503but enough about the yankees
>>157773503I'm sure that sounds good in your head, Reverend know nothing hyocrite.
>>157773465
>>157773517Yankees fans are dying out
>vesiait's over
Breggy Bear Blast
>>157773494isabella.lauren
My AI girlfriend says she doesn't like baseball. How should I handle this?
Petey bear tripple! Its a petey triple bagger!!!
>>157773595why is a yankee fan watching a mets game in september?*checks stankeedoo score*oh
got the look of just one of those games
>>157773631The mets are a terrible franchise and perfect for a cross-town loser like yourself.
>>157773631
brewers are cheating
>>157773643who eliminates them?
>>157773653bombston
>>157773631The crosstown classic mogs subway series and I say this as a mets fan
Subgay Series (In honor of the Mets)
With that triple Breggy Bear calls the Braves franchise PATHETIC
The Mets are trash because they're not listening to Chris Christie enough.
Braves are PATHETIC kek
bloke in the dodgers booth sounds like a rapper lol
>>157773685Braves are PATHETIC kek
gg A's
Bloke in the dodgers booth choking on my dodger dawg-- gay style. Two wicked whoops for ya
>The Rockies are going to eliminate the Padres from the postseason
Rays win!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the fuck is that sound that the reds PA system keeps playing
>>157773692Braves are PATHETIC kek
>Alvarado pitching
>>157773722Braves are PATHETIC kek
>>157773731Braves are PATHETIC kek
>mest
>>157773742Braves are PATHETIC kek
Cubbies gaping the Faggotlanta cowards
KEk ALBIEs the semen slurper STRUCK the FUCK out hhahahhahaha fucking cocksuckin ass franchise lmaooo
>red cux
>>157773723>Alvarado pitching
>>157773755Braves are PATHETIC kek
>>157773781He grew up a gay Yankee fan
>>157773752Braves are PATHETIC kek
SALAS First major league HR :D
i need it
Based Texans PWNING the Bawstun libtards
>>157773791Braves are PATHETIC kek
Red Sux
As a braves fan I'm pathetic
>>157773787he grew up an impoverished venezuelan, give him a break
Is this how Bawstun is gonna play in the playoffs?
>>157773815and yes, the jew Manfred fined him for saying that he loves his own mother on a baseball hat.
>>157773815phappy mothers day
>>157773815I'll always root for him now based on the hat alone
Anyone else feel like the braves are PATHETIC?
>>157773796Nigga u gay
>>157773834I've started to get that feeling, but I'm not so sure...
catchers must get tired having to crouch so muchwe should give them a little stool to sit on
>>157773841Braves are PATHETIC!!!!
>>157773798Guh...gaw ...
back-to-back good at bats from JDP and Freeland
>Mark Walter is selling ChelseaUh oh doyerpacobros.... your body is gonna get indicted soon and he knows it
>>157773863those two were srrikes, i admit
>>157773870playoffs with the stuff are going to be a shitshow
>>157773865i don't mind, man. that ain't me in trouble
Remember when the Braves protested the playoff results because the bye week "made them cold"
>>157773865why you greentexting about a sale that everyone knew was coming from the very beginning?
>>157773885kek based I remember kek BASED I REMEMBER!!!
>>157773865Dodgers sold by 2027
>>157773885lol lulz lol...LULZ
Cubs girls win!
BUBIC BROS...IT'S OUR TIME
>>157773885o that’s a kek! THATS A KEK!
These Phil's are made for walking...and that's just what they'll do!
>>157773885wheeze... I'MA WHEEZIN'!
>>157773885The barves!! They smell like barf!!
Jesus fucking Christ Realmuto roflmao.
>>157773885kek
i don't care if the phillies win, this is one of the worst games of baseball i've ever seen in my lifehow the fuck do you get walked 13 times and only end up with 3 fucking runs
We need nu tho
The braves fucking suck
Back from my 4-day ban, and feeeeeelin good!
is Braves Brah going to show up for the 'offs?
Cubtrannies kek
>>157773885barfydoo 'em!
>ikf being a useless retard
>>157773938https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5i6duhB9mk
>>157773895one could only hopebut only after they get investigated
>Brewers winningBased>d*Dogers losingDoubly based
>>157773955Based Brewjeet
the braves are shit, yo
>>157773955Your caste? Brewhmin
FAGGOTbacks have a furry mascot kek!
PETEY BEAR HATED THE BRAVES
Pete bomb!
>>157773953Hell yeah, brother. I was banned for “racism”—fuck these trannyfaggot jannies.
>>157773989looks like something from a shitty made for tv horror film
>>157773979looooooooooool
>>157774003I think you just have a shit taste in mascots
Shmept
>>157773979he hates the dalitdgers
>>157773979kek!
I'm really happy for Ethan Salas man he seems like a good kid
>>157774031easy there, brother
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN
>>157774022that thing has to fuck up some little kids
>>157774045sorry sir
>>157774045My mistake
yo steven nelson hatewatching the pads like vassegh was doing on the radio show yesterday HAHA
>>157773584change AI bot
>traded the MVP for 47 games of .200 Baez ball Lolmets
fuck these bumsgg reds, see ya tomorrow
Anyone see that reds girl take her top off right before that last pitch
>Kevin Brown: About a billion dollars worth of Mets out in left field and none of them could pick it upit must be so humiliating to be a Mets fan
>>157774085Wow he finally had a good season 7 years later?
>>157774096if you make this post without posting the webm I will be sure to have you banned
good game, reds. jerry hairston is PISSED
KEK ACOONA FIELDING
>>157774130im logged into my work user on my pcdont tell anyone but im phoneposting
>>157774124former marlin-dodger kev brown?
>>157774124kek great clip
there better not be any of those Damned PHONEPOSTERS around here...I HATE PHONEPOSTERS!>something something $9 wine something Sweet Dreams are Made of These
/nu/>>157774166>>157774166>>157774166/nu/
>>157774146No, that's Yankees legend Kevin Brown who is part responsible for the 2004 collapse.
>>157774159Exactly where can you go with a car, anon?
>>157774124
