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1. Georgia 2. Indiana3. Texas4. Notre Dame5. Miami6. Ohio State 7. LSU8. Ole Miss 9. Bama10. A&M11. SC12. Texas Tech13. BYU 14. SMU 15. Iowa16. Utah17. Penn State 18. Tennessee 19. UH20. Virginia Tech 21. Virginia 22. Mizzou 23. Florida 24. WESTERN MICHIGAN 25. Michigan
For me, it's 2026 Heisman winner Trinidad Chambliss.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
I guess with how slow this thread is we'll get to see which timezone chikaner (aka jeetspammer) is inI've always suspected west coast and he is a cuckold for the B1G
tummy
How can we get California Jeets excited for concussionegg like they do in Texas?
>>157777933There is no saving SC football unless they win 3 consecutive natties
For me, its the Dukes of James Madison
>>157777933>>157777942>Best college football program in the state>Only California program nationally ranked>Played two in-state teams>Can't fill up the ColiseumSomething is definitely wrong here
>>157777989all the fans got stuck in traffic or decided they can just do cocaine at home watching the footy
>>157777933There is something funny about how Texicans and Texjeets turn into something different than Calijeets and Calexicans.
belichick jr. out at unc
>>157778038no one ever talks about the Georjeets...
>>157777989>>Best college football program in the state>>Only California program nationally ranked>>Played two in-state teams>>Can't fill up the Coliseum>Something is definitely wrong hereThe only thing that's "wrong" here is that people are acting like this is a new problem. Things have always been this way for each of the California schools throughout history. California college football fans don't show up for shitty games. They just don't fucking care. There has never been a time in history where schools were regularly filling up their stadiums for matches against Louisiana and Georgia Southern. Even at USC's peak under Carroll, they weren't selling out the coliseum for matchups against premier programs. Why is this "news?" California college football fans are fickle trash, and it's not a sudden phenomenon.
NCAAF Maryland Terrapins +3.5
You’re given six gorillion dollars to turn the Idaho Vandals into an FCS powerhouse, winning championships at the rate NDSU did in the 2010s. How do you do it?>Hard mode: no closing down the program>Nightmare mode: Kibbie Dome has to remain the stadium, no building a new one
>>157778114I get the the guy who killed those four college kids out of jail and make him my OC
>>157778114Use NIL money to pay all the talent the Montana schools currently get, ezpz
>>157777257get ready to add Portland State after tomorrow night
>>157778203only if they go undefeated for the next two seasons to offset last year's debacle
When is UCLA going to get out of the Rose Bowl and move closer to campus at SoFi Stadium?
>>157777933You can’t, period. College football fandom is driven by the Scots-Irish culture and those people have been priced out of California.
>>157778252Say never say
You have five seconds to explain why you haven’t had sex today.
>>157778311Grindr is slow on Thursday mornings.Go bruins!
College Football will be dead in a few years when everyone is fleeing to Canada for higher education.
B1G Champs
NCAA announces the rules were not followed leading to Michigan's win over western MichiganThey acknowledge, in the same sentence, who actually won the game and that they will not be vacating the win or officially changing the record of either teamHow is this not blatant admission that gambling controls NCAA football? It couldn't be more clear. They're coming right out and saying it. If Americans had any spine, this would be huge lawsuit or 10 a fundamental restructuring of the betting regulations. How do we allow this to happen? We just act like this is normal?
>>157778368Well if we end up with a 12-1 WMU and a 12-0* Michigan then WMU goes to the playoffs instead
>>157778346>fleeing to CanadaWe are going to need to literally build a northern wall once they formally collapse
>>157778382If Western Michigan wins out they'll get the G6 CFP bid. They play Boise State in a couple weeks and those two look like the early favorites for it.
>>157778400Canada will be the wealthiest and powerful nation on Earth. Atleast USA has its concussionegg.
gm saarshook em!
>>157778346The only Canadian universities worth a shit from a career placement/upward mobility perspective are UBC, UToronto, Waterloo and McGill. Everything else is HBCU tier.>but it’s cheaper!You are better off going to Statename State University on a partial scholarship than you are going to any non-tier-1 Canadian school. And if you don’t get any scholarships you shouldn’t be going to college anyway, it’s the universe’s way of letting you know you’re better off doing something else.
>>157778409Believe it or not, artificially inflating home values and pumping in 50 million jeets doesn't actually grow your real wealth
coach
>>157778503Correct, but GDP is irrelevant nonsense too. Ireland is sky high on that chart because a bunch of corporate HQs relocated there to avoid taxes, but the average Irish person’s financial state has gotten worse.
>>157778530Ok, well in real terms Canada is becoming a low trust multi ethnic dump, so what is your fallback here? It's basically California but on a national level.
>>157778519prime eight
>>157778519
>>157778519pigeon
>>157778533>what is your fallback there?None because I agreed with you that it’s not in a good place, based retard. I was just pointing out that GDP is a kike metric with no correlation to a healthy society. You can be a multiculti shithole crawling with browns and have top tier GDP per capita, just look at the Bay Area
>>157777933>using AI to triple the number of fans
>Morgan Freeman is going to be the celebrity guest picker this Saturday on College GameDay Isn't he older than Lee Corso. Wtf?
>>157778647Tittysprinkles.
This sport is so fucking dead.
>>157778814I fear the expanded playoff is taking its tool. At this stage of the year we'd be arguing about whether Oregon and OSU have a path back to the championship. Instead it's like "well give it another 1-2 losses and we'll think about it."
Auburn vs. Florida >the winner gets to say WE ARE SO BACK for another week or 2>the loser gets to bring out pitchforks to fire their new G6 coach
>>157778814What do you expect? Big 10 has been cheating the last 3 years
>>157778814once lane is crucified for his crimes then cfb can heal
>People up in arms NFL UDFA want to go back to school when they still eligibility left.
>>157778828>reeee I hate all these shitty cupcake games why won't the good teams schedule each other>reeee I hate that a 1 point loss in week 2 at Texas doesn't ruin your season anymorePick one. Fans bitch about how expanding the playoff means the regular season won't mean as much, then they still bitch when the regular season eliminates their team from the playoff. Sounds like what most people actually want is their team still makes the playoff at 7-5 while everyone else has to go undefeated or 11-1 at worst to make it.>>157778891Fuck off Lane, you no longer have CFB eligibility when you sign a NFL contract.
>>157778891>t. loosieanna jubstice of the piece
>>157777989Why do zoomies always act like this is a recent phenomenon? They couldn’t even fill the Coliseum in the Carroll years. LA has always had a weak sports fanbase generally, especially outside the Dodgers and Lakers
>>157778931Just put pooSC in a soccer stadium at this point
>>157778913I'm an OSU fan, I don't think it would have hurt us all that much personally. But it would have been a topic of debate. Now I feel 0 angst because I know we'd need 3 losses to even consider being left out of the final 12, and that's kind of boring.
>>157778973In a couple of years you can theoretically go 7-5 and make the 64 team 'yoff
>>157778973If we had a 4 team playoff this year, I don't think the Texas loss would have ruined Ohio State's season because of their schedule. They drew everyone in the B1G who is supposed to be good except Penn State so they would still have a chance to rack up plenty of quality wins and H2H tiebreakers. Different story if it was last year's schedule where they didn't play any of the good B1G teams, then lost to Indiana in the CCG.I'm skeptical that expanding the playoff will improve regular season schedules that much. Coaches and ADs will come up with a new cope to keep feasting on cupcakes.>Including the playoffs we might have to play 17 games in a season so we need some games where the backups are in by halftime to keep our starters healthy
whose idea was it for arizona state and kansas to play in london in fucking week 3 lmfao
>>157778346Canada isn’t exactly an academic powerhouse. They’re on the British model, two elite institutions for the elites of the nation and the rest are hot shit for the peasantry.
>>157778973i agree with you on three losses but that's only because the sec is going to be a bloodbath this year and the big ten will look relatively ordered by comparison
G6 vs P4 roundup>Tulane vs Kansas StateTulane has benched the QB1 from the Duke game and looks to improve themselves but Kansas State looked very good against Wazzu. Kansas State should win, but Tulane has a chance if their adjustments pay off>Louisana Tech vs BaylorLT defense forced good turnovers against LSU and is swapping their QB vs Baylor without Fagway (although that could be an improvement). Baylor should win but I won't count out LT>Georgia State vs UCFUCF is down their QB1 and looked generationally ass against Pitt, Georgia State handled C-USA Champs Kennesaw State. Wouldn't be suprised if an upset occurs>BYU vs Colorado StateOnly mentioned because State has homefield but I don't think it'll be enough of a difference maker>New Mexico vs Oklahoma Oklahoma looked awful against Michigan while New Mexico's offense has been fast paced. New Mexico has a sleeper chance here >guy who has missed every G6 upset prediction because UMass and Tulsa became inexplicably good and BIG10 reffies
>>157777257Top 5 feels relatively interchangeable, why so high for UGA and UI? Genuine question not shit flinging here.
>>157779263Americans are going to flee to whatever Canadian university is available over shitter schools like LSU and Ohio State.
>>157777933You can't. California is just ahead of Texas. In 20 years this will be a UT game.
>>157779350It's still a surreal feeling that UNM even has a slight chance against OU this weekend. It'll be a sad day when Eck leaves for greener pastures.
>>157779642This is reddit-tier delusion.
>>157779642The trend in the US has actually been to southeastern schools, because the other ones have gotten chink'd/jeeted and are no longer cool and fun. So tell me anon, how are Canuck schools doing as far as chink/jeetification?
tonight. huge week for texas tech
>>157779679Smart money is on Oklahoma -21. UNM won't be able to score. Sooners win 38-10
>>157779608Texas lost 2 izzat over the course of the week
>>157779679Unfortunate part of the life of a G6Chad>>157779805>Mater>Scoring more than 2 tuddies Alright man
>>157779894Cap this. Save it. Print it out. Frame it. Oklahoma WILL cover 21 against New Mexico
>>157779991If not I will post >burnt vegetables for 1 week
>sark just got a DWIIt’s over shorthorns
Call Paul
>>157780074False alarm it was an chud assistant
>>157779642Ohio State is an elite school despite what saarhorns (it’s actually just jeets here from /pol/ and about actual saarhorns) may say. Tulane is a better school than any Canadian school besides McGill, but people who go to LSU tend to go on a discount from outside the state (primarily Texans who didn’t get admitted to A&M or Jeetsas), but it still attracts good in-state students who are top of their class thanks to the discounts. There’s no reason for “top” American students to flee to Canada besides kids who want to flee America.
>>157780190Anything with an admission rate above 20% isn’t elite. I’d argue over 10, but I’d leave out the best public’s being that strict since they have to let in a couple token retarded in state kids each year.
>>157780256Wisconsin Pudgers
>>157780203>admission ratesMeans nothing. Research funding means everything. All undergraduate degrees are equally worthless in this education bubble, elite institutions produce elite researchers and Canada only has two universities that produce adequate researchers. Texas has three. Just for Texas, the dumbest state in the union.
>>157780190The tx and atm rejects go to taco tho.
>>157780339They go to LSU on a steep discount, but the kids who don’t see a counselor go to tech or the band kids go to tech. They have a good music production.
>>157780339They don't go to other UT schools like UTEP and UTSA?
>>157780421Those schools are in the same vein as UH: you show up to class and you're on the Deans list
>>157780416>steep discountotherwise known as living B*ton Rouge
>>157780421The only kids who go to system schools are those who think they “must” go to school to get a job or they’re international. The jeet menace is throughout all Texas system schools.
>>157777215Tennessee is maybe the single most retarded P4 fanbase
>>157779468>>157778062this is generational seethe at this point
>>157780339We actually just go to Blinn (located directly between the 2 schools in Brenham), and then after 2 years transfer into whichever of the 2 we want without having to compete
>>157780521ok but you have to admit the Laanghorn Hindipost was funny
>>157780416>tech has a good music programlol noSFA, SHSU, UNT, Rice, and UH are the schools for music, in that order
>>157780533woosh you just got sent to rellis
>>157780540it's one thing to shitpost in /cfb/, but carrying it over to multiple gennies is just bearypostingand we all know the bearyposter is unhingedI've seen this faggot seething in mlb, nba, and nfl already
>>157780556eh sounds like cope and sneed to me, but enjoy the win friend
>>157780555I had no issue going from Blinn to engineering school at tamu. the only thing I hated about attending a&m was that I couldn't be in the band without joining the rotc and I'm not a larping faggot
>>157780497It’s Oregon by a mile.
>>157780585too bad you could have the tuba guy who does the kino drop turn
Reminder these are the ONLY blue bloods.
>>157780497>>157780593neither of these schools are p4
>>157780646M I N N E G O A T A
>>157780646list stops at 10also, you forgot the * next to at least a dozen of the bama ones and + next to ND, noting they were shared and/or unearned
>>157780497Is he getting ready to play Georgia?
>>157780497zesty like an orange
>>157780677Did you say ORANGE????!!!!
UM make ya seethe
>>157780710frankly it's the worst color on the visible spectrum
>>157780730
>>157777933There's no izzat to be gained from being associated with a failing program no one cares about. jeets are the perfect bandwagon fans. They have no loyalty, they're there for the reflected glory. When Texas sucked, there were no jeets in the stands. They wouldn't be caught dead in the Ganges supporting the football team. If California teams want jeets cheering for them, the teams must first get good. Relying on jeet fans to support you through the bad times is irrational as it goes against jeet nature to give up izzat like that.
>>157780593I thought about Oregon but they're just a bunch of plain average beer drinking reddit morons when you drop the whole connotation of the Oregon program and it's fakeness. Tennessee really goes above and beyond. LSU might rival them but cajun muttoid behavior is its own ballgame. Remember when Tennessee rushed the field after 11 seconds of play because they scored in the first play and then Georgia proceeded to rape them for next 59:49. I don't think anything will ever top that for a mass display of mental disfunction in football.
>>157780762tummy means victory
>>157778121Eventually all of those fifteen yard personal foul penalties are going to add up.
>>157780730I love square muscular ish girls with small titties so much bros. She must be Jewish, right? That's where I've gotten that stuff in my experience.
>>157780777RBs will have spring activated knives in their cleats and stab reffies if this happens.
>>157780762shes taken
>>157780421Those schools are almost entirely local Pablos who were c+ high school students and the guidance counselers told them they need to go to college because it boosts the high school's numbers
>>157780807Things were so much simpler when we just had two big state state schools and a token women's college
>>157778253When there's an earthquake that causes too much structural damage to the Rose Bowl for it to be repaired. UCLA tried bullying Pasadena into letting them out of their retardedly long lease and failed. As long as the Rose Bowl continues to be a functioning stadium, UCLA is stuck with that lease.Long term, they could lobby the federal government to give them control over the Veterans Affairs land across the freeway from campus. That would be a perfect place for a new stadium and is about the only large segment of land that's controlled by a single entity and wouldn't get the Westwood neighborhood up in arms about it. The VA doesn't want to give up that land as they seen it as being essential for expansion of their facilities there. UCLA would need to be able to offer the VA something better in another location. That probably only happens through lobbying Congress and the White House rather than the VA directly. None of that changes the timeline for how long they're going to be stuck with the Rose Bowl lease.
>>157780834>be me>go to rose bowl cafe >order enchilada platter >proceed to get enchilada all over my face >look up >see my Bruins charging down the entryway >they stop and start pointing at me, laughing >AYO IT'S ENCHILADA BOI>suddenly the whole cafe is laughing >leave in disgrace with enchilada on my face >Bruins lose the game because they couldn't stop laughing about enchilada boi >get stuck in 12 hour traffic getting home
>>157780730Does "UM" stand for "Ultra Mid"?Because that's what they are
>>157780646Only the first 6 are blue bloods. Texass and Nebrasska are 2nd-tier at best, everyone else is a total meme
>>157779567They're not bringing their best.
>>157780891What the fuck how they did manage to find the shortest Dutch kankerdame possible
I love college football so much
>>157780918Fucking based I hope lane keeps speed running this. It might actually collapse the Louisiana government.
>>157780785Michigan jews are stacked. Just don't look at the face.
>>157780953wholesome/10
>>157780891they cant even get a photo of jackson arthur?
>>157780902Don't know but they're very proud of having her. No matter how you sort the page, she's always the first player listed.
>>157780968Something is really weird about him. For anyone else on the roster whose photo is missing, they show the Delta Devils logo. He's the only one with that grayed out landscape image. His profile is pretty much all blank. Wonder if he's not on the team but someone screwed up when changing his status in their database.
>>157780995Transitioned a few weeks ago, they haven't updated her profile yet
>>157780995hes a cryptid lol
>>157780940>Landry regime falls.>Cajun Napoleon rises from the ashes >Proclaim the Gulf Coast Empire>March on Oxford then Tallahassee>finish by doubling back and burning Austin to the ground>Arch Manning is brought to New Orleans as a trophies under his gradfathers supervision. >ends when Cajun Napoleon gets drunk at a victory party. Falls downs some steps and breaks his neck.>Louisiana remains under military rule for the next 15 years>LSU remains on probation with out suffering real consequences
>>157781032>burning Austin to the ground
>>157778913I pick the latter easily. The excitement and build up from requiring a perfect season to only finally play a peer competitor at the end of the season was excellent. It was people bitching about their own team not getting in that justified playoff expansion. Cupcake OOC games and top heavy conferences are an acceptable concession to bring the real excitement back
>>157780918>southern states will audit each other if they don’t like how a college football game was played>defrauding hungry children for millions is fine thoughIt’s fascinating, having subsaharan-tier governments to observe within the borders of our own country. I guess it shouldn’t be surprising given the demographics.
>>157780646>Illinois has more nattys than about half of this list
>>157781067you lost :^)
>>157781067It's ok most of those children are non-white
>>157781108the parties have switched. the left are now racist nazis, actually
coach black person
>>157781137Is this it?
This is gay. How is this allowed?
>>157781149
>>157778913I would be perfectly fine if one loss ruined /our/ season because some team with a better record who didn't lose a game would get it and it wouldn't be contributing to the rape of this Regardless of this far fetched problem where a number 2 team is only held back by a 1 point road loss to the number 1 team you're imagining, this could all be fixed by an 8 team playoff. What it certainly doesn't need is every retard with 2 conference losses and an 8-4 record clamoring for 1 of 24 participation trophies. Life was much better when bowls were bowls and you could cap off a season by going to Jacksonville at Christmas time to get drunk and watch second string football in a half empty pro stadium for 30 bucks.
>>157781199okay, but where does Florida, Texas, Ohio, and Oklahoma fit? because those places aren't south or midwest
>>157781199This is a terrible ranking of worst drivers in America
>>157781216Ohio is Midwest per official census definition, the other three are South by official census definition. I spit out the northeast because I have inside knowledge on it and california because Californians are everywhere like locusts so everybody knows about them
>>157781231>today, I will remind them
>>157781203>2012>Mom used to take me and my friends to my team's games>50 dollars for 4 tickets plus complimentary hot dogs>Sitting in a mid level>2026 >want to go to a game>home game, shit odds, probably gonna be a bust >just me and my wife>400 dollars for the very back>beers are double digits>hot dogs scratching the top of a decade>team hasn't even finished in the top w5 in ages>on top of everything else you have to sit through 3 hours of ads.Why is football so gay and inaccessible now? Are people watching really so rich they don't cough at a few hundred bucks for a night in the nosebleeds? I can't see myself ever buying a ticket again unless my team makes the ploffs, and then they'll probably be 2 grand a piece.
>>157781318Northwestern is a good example of the future of cfb: half-filled soccer-tier stadiums built solely for richfags and boosters
>>157781318just stop going to fbs games fcs or lower
>>157781242Still wrong
>>157781457>middle of the country, mostly west of the Mississippi
>>157781488it's based on population and not geographyless than 1/8th of the US population lives between Miss river and Rocky Mtn
>>157781510Ohio is an east coast state
>>157781510Good, we're full
>>157781488Reddit comment
>>157781546How's your 7pm looking, coastie
football tonight :)
>>157781613go bills
>>157781137:o
>it's another defense carrying a shitty offense season
>>157781646iktfb
>>157781646elko really is just venebles but not retarded when you think about it.
>>157781646all of >my teams are doing that. its all so tiresome
is the tech-uh game actually going to be good or just 2 overrated shitters?
>>157781695lots of spaghetti, ttu has like a $40 milly roster so if they lose to a commuter school it would be kinda funny
>>157781695>Leave the Taco Tech meme to us!
>>157781355But the reason I like college football is the atmosphere and connection to my team that I've had from my earliest memories riding around campus in a bike seat, going to games during middle school ball season before and thinking I was gonna be just like the guys I met at the tunnel, all the way to being there and getting blasted with the boys when we know damn well there'a a sadistically scheduled O chem final on Monday. I'm there to bathe in the culture and my nostalgia. Why would I want to go watch Poopcrappenburg State University (Shitston Campus) with 150 future receptionists? That's no better than putting the game I want to watch on the TV.
I'm a super unc and been around these college football streets longer than many of you have been alive and I can without a doubt say the dumbest, ugliest and most insecure fanbase is Georgia. Alabama fans are Rhodes Scholars compared to those fucking mouth breathing retards.
>>157781762based Weigman will break the losing streak
syracuse vs pitt kicks off in less than 5 minutes
EECbros we have to stop losing
>>157781831nope, still gayGo Pitt!
>>157781831>"get your dick hard and fuck me or I'm going rip your cock off."uh yes ma'am
>>157781837>>157781849>literally the same guytoken?
>>157781857is it the same guy?
>>157781865why did they let a 12 year old play?
Glad this game is at Pitt. Watching a game at the Carrier Dome is just so fucking soulless for some reason.
>>157781831>college aged woman >forearm sleeve tattooThat’s a special level of white trash
>>157781876make-a-wish kid got to be their kicker for the game before he died
nice camerawork
how the fuck did pitt end up with 2 jewish qbs?
I saw wrath of the titans was available on yt so I'll be doing that instead
>This true freshman QB at Pitt really reminds me of this Heisman Trophy winner from 10 or so years ago. Color analyst say some of the most retarded shit sometimes.
>>157781938the interns are probably working the cameras, please understand
>>157781947white qb has some wheels? must be a mayfield clone
Has Pitt never had their own stadium? Have they always shared with the Steelers?
>>157781966They had a bomb ass stadium that of course was destroyed
>nog moment
What if he had to be her foot slave as punishment haha oh no how humiliating would that be lol
already getting a little chimpy out there...
What's the University of Pittsburgh like?
wow, awesome tackling
>>157781784you are a Tennessean inbred doebeit
>>157781980Cool it w the anti-semitism
weak
i hate the word and way he says "anjelly"
>>157782000Floridian, you insecure mouth breather.
Are the reffies powerful enough to save pissberg?
>>157781845>Spicville USA is 3 inches taller than Nigopolis USAI call bullshit
>10+ yards a pop on literally every swing pass>durr hurr time for three runs straight up the middle that go nowhere
>>157782015You are a Floridian meth baby doebeit
Gonna head to 'by's for some steak nuggies. You guys want anything?
>leave the SEC to me
>>157782030>black head coach>black oc
>>157782056A philly with the works and curly fries
>heems himself mid-dragon
not sure I've ever seen a cramp mid play before usually the adrenaline keeps it away until right after
these teams both suck
It's 77 degrees in Pittsburgh and dude is acting like they're on the sun.
reffies making themselves known early
Nice
>>157781971
>>157782145you love to see it
If you laugh you hate women
why does cuse commit so many penalties
>>157782173Pitt and WV used to have some of the best stadiums in the game, now both of them are ancient history. Twas a kino game once.
>>157782213its the pose he does as he runs away that does it for me
>>157782173Why did they tear this down let me guess for some le dense urban housing?
I remember when Fran Brown was the next hot black head coach name that would get some upper half P2 job, now you never really hear about him.
>>157782173SOUL BOWL
>>157782326He's been pretty good at cuse
>"there's something about rain that just activates college kids."wtf is unc yapping about
Honey Badger fights Wolverine. What's the outcome?
>>157782525don't care
>we were playing with wet balls
BASED reffies putting the black coach in his place
Undisciplined thugs.
SHUT THE FUCK UP FRAN
>ayo yous don't szn yos food n shit ya feel me?*ref throws flag*
>poorange
>white refs
I'm a student syracuse and i'm proud of my negro coach. little racist ref better watch out after the game cuz my coach home boys gonna wax that ass
If you served me a cheesesteak with honey in it I would literally spit it out in your face
>somebody needs to step up and be a leader to get them out of this messhow about the coach?
>>157782008Peanut butter Angeli
>steven anal jelly
The "market rate" requirement for NIL deals in the Protect College Sports Act is absolutely going to fuck small teams. They've basically legally mandated that teams with big brands get to spend more money than small market teams
>>157781231>census definitionYou're letting a bunch of paper pushers in Washington tell you where you live?
nice kick retard
>white kickers
pfffftttt
Has Syracuse ever been not shit?
>c____ k_____
>>157782819That retard bill will kill college football forever if passed.
>>157782861They've had streaks of being pretty good, but nothing really sustained.
>>157782861didnt they have a 10 win season with kyle mccord at qb?
>>157782861they had a 10 win season in 2024
>>157782861They won the national championship in 1959 after beating my Longhorns at the Cotton Bowl
Is all ACC football this spiritually desolate?
>>157782976Yes, even big time Miami games are soulless.
this nigga's name is Blue Hicks?
now that's a kicker
My consensus #1 longhorns would booty blast both of these teams
almost td kino but still nice
wew lol
Shittsburgh
>>157782311>By the mid-1990s, it was apparent that Pitt Stadium needed further renovations to keep up with the times. When the cost of the needed renovations proved prohibitive, athletic director Steve Pederson decided to demolish the stadium and replace it with a long-awaited convocation center and basketball arena on its footprint.They also built some student housing on the site. Pitt was a private school until the mid 1960s, when it was taken over by the state, and never really received the attention Penn State did, when it came to athletics, so the money for upgrading the stadium would have been difficult to come by in the late 90s when tv contracts weren't providing very much money.
Pissberg
bro concussed himself making that tackle
>Shitburger
what the fuck are these playcalls
>>157777215My Pitt (:
Nice lil bouncers
Syrapoose
lol
What the hell, even Syracuse has hotter cheerleaders than my school
LMAO
>shitt
>>157782326>>157782455he went 10-3 with kyle mccord and dino babers players on offense and then immediately went 3-9 and is going 4-8 this year or worse. he only got attention because they went 10-3 and knocked miami out of the playoff. hes not gonna make it another two years.
cuse are a joke holy shit8 tries later
>7th & goal
>>157782861they were very relevant when mcnabb was there. they fucked with many top teams
>>157782525Wolverine wins easily. It has too much of a weight advantage and its ability to tear flesh negates the badger's loose skin defense. The wolverine will end up taking some damage, possibly even life altering, but 99 times out of a 100, the wolverine wins. Many online sources say the honey badger wins because of its loose skin. That's over valued in these comparisons because it's only relevant for biting attacks. For tearing attacks, even with thick, loose skin, the wolverine can simply rip the honey badger open. It doesn't need to win through biting. If this is a Michigan vs Wisconsin question, it should be pointed out that honey badgers live in Africa and aren't true badgers. The type of badger that lives in North America going up against a wolverine would be like a Big Ten team playing a MAC team (ok, bad example).
>>157783513ai said you are all wrong and retarded
>>157783503The Texas v OSU game this weekend was great, we need more Looney Tunes bullshit in CFB
>>157783560we'll get some goofy shit once midweek MACtion starts
>>157783546When AI can correctly count the number of times a letter appears in a word, I still won't give a shit about its opinion.
Am I supposed to recognize the people in that Sunday Ticket commercial? It was shot like a famous person cameo
>>157777215>pitt has 5 home games in a row
>>157783654She organically has a bigger podcast than Joe Rogan somehow chud
lol eat shit fran
>mason highschool
>jewish QBs
I'm surprised that Fran Brown didn't manage to turn his 10 win season into a job at a real school, seems like every above average G6 shitter gets a chance
>>157783844if he followed it up with 9-4 or something he probably would have
>blunderwood was clearly the better QB over John Mid-tierStill can’t believe it
>>157784436underwood was dogshit his oc was just smart enough to run him 15+ times
>>157784436Nobody on either team (or staff) came out looking good from that game
>>157784436this is all the qb play it takes to beat chokie
It’s over. Shitt is going to wear them out
>>157784523>>157784436they were literally slurping him off on the broadcast about how good of a performance it was
>>157784671>literally
>acc in charge of run defense
>>157784436They're both shit, only difference is Underwood had HFA plus his coach isn't as retarded with offenses as Venables. Whittingham saw one game of Underwood and realized he has to be a run-first QB if there is any chance to win. Meanwhile OU is still pretending Mateer can win games with his arm.
>>157784769mateer can win games with his arm. he threw for 3000 yards and 30 tds at wazzu with like 10 yards an attempt. brent venables is not a head coach.
SEC attack on the Big Ten has been thwarted.
>>157784988the pac w/e isnt the sec mateer has not improvedthe ol still sucksou still cant run
>>157784995Why does Texas have an Air Force? Why does their Air Force have F16s?
>>157785034same reason the confederacy had one during the civil war
>>157785034All fifty states, plus Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands, have their own state air force as part of the National Guard system. About twenty states, including Texas, have an additional state military force outside of the National Guard system, though this doesn't appear to be one of them.
I love my girlfriend!
>>157785331So does Joey Freshwater.
Basically every D1 football players is an athletic freaks, even the 1 star guys demolish regular people in high school
>>157785479
>>157785004i agree to an extent but there's no denying he has not developed at ou and in fact has gone backwards
>>157785479I had the opportunity to work out with a good S&C coach through HS. I was just an alright Wrestler, but the group i was in had some good football players. 2 I think went D2, 2 went FCS, and the other was fucking Blake Corum. Got lapped in every drill.
>>157785819yeah arbuckle kinda of sucks and when he doesn't mateer over throws his wide open WRs by 4 feetif mateer does hit somebody its the other team for 6
Mars-Kellanova has dropped its sponsorship of college bowl games. The Sun Bowl, which in recent years had been the Tony the Tiger Bowl, has found a new sponsor: Old El Paso.
>>157785479summer of my senior year in high school i was invited to play in a draft/college prep league. i dont know why, i was a slapdick catcher hitting for contact and an okay arm, i call a good game though i guess. i get in the box against dallas keuchel and what tiny aspirations i had to be an mlb player fucking vaporized in front of my eyes.
>Tennessee only 4.5 point underdog to TexasSo Vegas thinks arch is a fraud and the win was a fluke lol
>>157778403>If Western Michigan wins out they'll get the G6 CFP bid.A) He thinks Western is going to win outB) He doesn't know that even though it would break the rules, the committee will offer a playoff invite to "2" loss Michigan over an undefeated Western. Rules don't matter to Michigan. You'll learn soon enough broncobro.
It's possible Auburn will go4-0 in September0-4 in October3-0 in November going into the Iron Bowl
You shouldn't be allowed in the B1G or SEC if you're below 30 million. You shouldn't be allowed in the ACC or Big 12 if you're below 20 million.
>>157786204Bet on Tennessee and see what happens when Archie boy lights them up somehow.
>>157786637>Rutgers spent $20m to lose to UMass and Boston College>Oregon spent $50m to barely win vs Boise State (paid extra to avoid a road game) and lose to OSU>Clempus paid $35m to still be called out of dateStarting to think NIL is an utter crap shoot
Thoughts?
>>157786730A handful of overrated teams doesn't invalidate the general idea that more money = better results. If you put a vertical line between Indiana and Florida, the champion is almost certainly on the right side of that line. Georgia is the only realistic contender to the left.
>>157786637reading that article the funniest shit are teams like Auburn spending $35 to go 5 - 7> 1 yard away from losing to Baylorthen there's teams like Cal, UNC, Washington, FSU all spending millions more than... SMU. they really took pro sports dumbfuckery and put it in college ball. this is brexit, voting for DT again, levels of regret for people who said "NIL is ok".
>>157785331I would love my FWB if she had a cute face but she doesn't. Sad. She's such a sweetheart. I really want to pour myself out to her but... that fucking face.
>>157785479that's how its always been for all pro sports> 99% of high school football players do not play college football> of that 1%, 99% of them do not go to a Power 4 conference (there are like 150 FBS schools, and another 150 FCS)> throw in NIL where you have guys Mensah, Leavitt, Railola, Mestemaker all transferring and taking scholarships because LOL ITS A UNIVERSITY> 1% of college guys play in the NFL, and 90% of that 1% won't have a career longer than 2.5 yearsthere was a doc about Premier League footballers and the number is literally a 1/>1 million chance to be pro with a successful career.
>>157786891Makeup can do wonders these days.
>>1577868915-6/10 is unironically perfect wife material they'll try hard and always be good to you
>>157786040I'll allow it. Now dump a tub of salsa on the winning coach.
>>157786920Not for her.>>157787008Her face is 4/10 though.
Canes
>>157787055Post a pic she can't be that bad, especially if the body makes up for it.
Roll Tide
The Demon Deacons Rise Tomorrow
>>157787150He can't because... reasons.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Z-DQGqM90
>>157777215Fell asleep but my Pitt won (:
Arkansas fans really have checked out. The number two team in the country is coming to Fayetteville, and tickets are available for the cost of a Big Mac combo meal.
gm longsaars
>>157781528You're not very good at reading maps, are you?
>>157787978My dad is a cartographer. Your dad is an alcoholic. We are the same.
>>157789275>hack hack
>>157789275It would be the 4th funniest thing ever if pooregon loses to a team which went 1-11 last year. I am 75% certain that Portland State is an fcs team.
>>157786040>Great American brands such as Poptarts, Tony the Tiger, and Cheez-It no longer sponsering our college bowl gamesSociety is crumbling
>>157786040This is probably the most apt sponsor since the tostitos fiesta bowl
>>157786730>>157786730clemson isnt using nil on transfers though that's their issue. clemson has had less transfers total in 7 years than a lot of teams - good teams - turn over in one window. if they knew what they were doing with the portal clemson would still be competitive
>>157777257Western Michigan above Mich8gan
>>157789678When Michigan inevitably goes 10-2* I truly believe the committee will not have the balls to keep them out.
>>157789275qu-ACK qu-ACK
>>157789329My dad doesn't drink, and you're still wrong.
>>157789901kwat (kek what a teetotaler)
>>157787978Everything in the eastern time zone is east coast
>>157786204Vegas doesn’t think shit. The betting market thinks Arch is a fraud.
>>157785479Idk man I went to a P4 school with a mid football team. I knew a receiver on the team who ended up being a solid player at the FBS level. Not amazing and was never gonna make the NFL, but he had like 120 catches for 1000+ yards and a handful of touchdowns in his career. He was surprisingly unathletic lol we played intramural basketball together and he could barely touch the rim. Wasn’t that fast either. Just had great hand/eye and ran very good routes plus he was strong and could block
>>157790091FACT: you're a coastie if you lIve within 750 miles of the ocean
>>157790115East coastie is a state of mind. East coasties never know what time it is in the mountain or pacific time zones
It was at home, and it was a come from behind victory that relied on some luck to pull offso yeah I doubt sharps are going to take that as the "we're the far and away #1 team in the country" signal
>>157790114What an insane amount of lies.
>>157789726Rice finna beat WMU
>>157790132Can we all just agree that longhorns are the undisputed AP Top 25 #1 which means pretty much nothing in the era of CFP?
>>157790139I’m sorry you had no friends in college
>>157790161They still deserve the ranking but they know the difference between a coming out party where they stomp OSU and a tight game where there are still some question marks
>>157790096It’s actually Vegas and not the market. The influx of money actually doesn’t move point spreads. This is a common misconception.And I would think this is more of a reflection of Tennessee QB Brandon looking better than expected for a freshman. We have enough tape on arch to know who he is
Days since Texas A&M was ranked number 1: 24,415 days
>>157790258It takes a lot of gumption to suck off every AP voter cock, those aggies just don't have the fire
>>15779016990% of anons don't have friends, if they did why would they come here? This includes myself.
Dan Lanning chokes tonight against Portland State and is fired tomorrow morning
>>157787578know someone who lives there and has went to the games for decadesthey stopped getting season tickets because they got sick of the team being shitdon't want to pay to watch them lose
>>157790330should have offered Crystal Ball a billion dollars
>>157790326I have friends my friends are just faggots who grew up and became boring worker drones who are only capable of being fun or interesting when drunk.
>leaveitt upgraded from doubtful to questionable Good on Ole Miss for not taking the most obvious bait of the season
>23-3 in the 4th quarter?>no problem, leave the cuckeyes to me
>>157790161well no because it isn't undisputed, 5 other teams got #1 votes
>>157790330nah the cucks already figured out that their QB was tipping all the plays. Im sure they will win in dominant fashion but they will fold as soon as they play anyone who is nearly as talented as them
>>157790132considering the bounces that went ohio states way in the first half id say the luck evened out
>>157790412That was due to post-game loss of izzat, had nothing to with their on the field performance.
>>157790426What the fuck is an "izzat"? Only the governor of Ohio would know that word.
>>157790440Google is your friend, newfag. /cfb/ posters are not.
>>157790451>Google "who is the president of Ohio State">a jeet comes up holy kek
>>157790459https://www.google.com/
>>157790132Upon farther review, big 10 reffies really helped ohio state by refusing to call holding. That and Texas top interior pass rusher went out with fucking turf toe in pre game warm up. However I am not buying the idea that the little cornerback from Texas is a JJ Smith eraser. If they really tried to man him up the whole game OSU is going to score infinity points. They defintely had some luck in the second half with OSU drops
>>157790326I have lots of friends but I moved away for work and now I live 1000 miles from my friends so I waste time here
>>157790390Kiffin is such an attention whore its unreal. It was never going to fool any opposing coach for a second it was to just get his face back on your twitter feed or whatever.
Average Ohio fag
>>157790330Ducks will be up 42 at half
>>157790504in a perfect world LSU goes 10-2 this season and Lane gets fired but then he releases the blackmail he has on the La governor which ultimately leads to his impeachment.
Put all your savings on Texas Tech tonight. Cheapest you'll get them all season and they're smoking Pooston.
>>157790504to be fair he did that after ole miss served a subpoena to prince emmanuel this week. they've both been going at it
>UT
A U D I TUDIT
Anyone else here like watching you strong black men play with each other in a field?
>>157781784A champion of life posted this
>>157790091>>157790115Factually incorrect
>>157781784We just endured GOAT levels of seethe by ohio state fans though. I dont recally jawja losing ever leading to straght up mentally ill spamming. So while they may be one of the dumbest fanbases I have to respect that they are least not bitches to the level of Ohio State fans.
>>157790697>>157790767>being so insecure you have to act like multiple anons. Lmao at Georgia fans. We need to start providing crayons for them in these threads.
For me it’s tite tummies
>>157790679I like watching them crash like cars and go into the fencing position
>>157790764when the big one hits you're gonna be underwater buddy.
>>157786637If this is correct. It looks like Georgia and Alabama is due a fall from grace. Sucks being broke ass niggaz I guess.
>>157790800different fags >>157790803if you like abs on a woman you are at least bisexual
>>157790849In the case of georgia its pure fucking LARP. Kirby has everyone brainwashed into thinking he gets ghetto bucks to play for him at a 50% discount because they just love his progrum
>>157790849Already happening lost a QB 5 star to Vandy last year. Sad.
>>157790894Bro every school now has the ability to come up with 20 million in rev share. Meaning if ANY of them want to over pay for a player they can have him. Every rich school takes recruiting Ls because of this. Including Oregon, Ohio State, Texas ect.
>>157790894stars don't matter anymore when you can just buy a 10-year veteran every season
>>157777215
>>157790803>For me it’s tite tummiesAnd probably dicks too. For (you).
>>157790928you can really tell who the high IQ and low IQ programs are by who is still burning seasons developing young QBs. If I were a fan of Bama, Tennessee, or Michigan etc I would be livid. It should be pretty much forbidden to recruit high school QBs for major programs at this point. I actually would not be surprised if major programs actually start putting players under option contracts. Basically pay the 5 star buck to go play QB at Tech State and then retain the exclusive right to call him up when he looks ready. Its sad that I am not a head coach because I would make lane kiffin look totally passive with the type of shit I would be doing.
>>157790974You’d get fired for fingering the kickers butthole in the whirlpool you faggot. Shut up.
>>157790991Low IQ program detected. Its okay bro mine is still recruiting high school QBs and wasting money and time on the shit too. Most of the blue bloods are
>>157790258>Days since Texas A&M was ranked number 1: 24,415 daysThe only day that being #1 means a God damned thing is the final day of the season, and it hasn't been 6.5 years since A2M was #1 when it mattered. It's been 87 fucking years.
>>157789726>When Michigan inevitably goes 10-2* I truly believe the committee will not have the balls to keep them out.Not only will they not leave them out, they'll break their own rules to get Michigan in and leave an undefeated Western Michigan out, giving the broncos the shaft twice in one year.
>>157789726ahhh bro see we cant leave them out because we dont have the procedures and protocols in place to leave them out
>>157791012That's the AP tho
Proceed this bussy.
>>157791030I hope the G6 splits off and make their own FCS style playoff.
>>157790974it makes sense for certain teams. Alabama and Tennessee have very young teams and its worth developing a QB (especially for Alabama).
>>157791071>I hope the G6 splits off and make their own FCS style playoff.I do too, but probably not for the same reason as you. I'm tired of power 5 conferences wasting time with these schools. I don't give a shit if every now and again a Western Michigan or Appalachian State beats Michigan, 99% of these games are utterly retarded blowouts. I'd prefer that power 5 schools ONLY play other power 5 schools, and that shitters like Louisiana and Georgia Southern fuck off forever.
>>157791098This would be true if gaylen wasn't another 4 loss season away from getting fired
>>157791098There is no excuse to have a young team period. They are stuck in the old ways
I have some how come down with a cold and it's 100 degrees outside.
>>157791196
>>157791196Naturally. Getting colds in the summer is normal if you live in a hot climate. Its not the temperature that makes disease spread its people being cooped up inside. So the summer in hot climates is the same as the winter in cold climates in this regard.
>>157791243trying to read this broke my mind
>>157791196colds are caused by a virus anon they have nothing to do with the weather colds are more common in winter because people spend more time indoors around other people
>>157790803toned is greatactual six pack abs on a woman is disgusting
Who is the next magical negro when Morgan Freeman dies? He's the guest picker on Gameday tomorrow and from a quick look at Twitter all the college football media jews and white goyim really want you to know how much they like him and how great he is.
>>157791306Everyone likes Morgan Freeman you /pol/brained faggot Consider suicide please
>>157791306You rang?
>>157791306Unironically Idris Elba. 54 may not seem old but that's like 78 in black years.
>>157791272HVAC monkey paw
>>157791299Very well said my friend
>>157791306Kevin Hart probably.
>>157791325Calm down, buck lover. I like Morgan Freeman too, but it's just obvious how far over the top white people go to let you know how much they like him. Therefore, he's the magical negro.
>>157791384Who is going to replace dolly parton as our magical bimbo though?
>>157791328A lot of people don't like him. Reddit's magical negro maybe.>>157791329Too British. >>157791366Maybe. Still think it won't be allowed because he made fun of faggots.
>>157791429Good question. A lot of people could be named, but it's got to be someone with staying power and business sense to be able to stick around. Dolly was actually pretty impressive with song writing and business savvy. Are there any likable bimbos out there right now?
>>157791445They are pretty much all bimbos these days. If you go to a major city you can pretty much throw a rock and odds are you will hit some plastic lips or ass
>>157791366He's the jester negro
>>157791429Mariah Carey
>>157791429
>>157791553Shes not a bimbo though thats natural beauty
>>157791553hnnnnggg
look we all know lane is going to cement villain status by BTA ole miss tomorrow night right
>>157791674Don't think it's going to be as easy as people think. Jury is still out on Leavitt imo. Dude had 3 Ints to LA Tech. Something like that could be a back breaker vs. Ole Miss. I did not watch that game, so I'm unsure if all 3 was on him and not some WR not being able to catch something and it turning into an INT.
Go Dawgs
>>157791738
>>157791751His hat is holding on for its life.
Would LSU be the biggest KWAB of the season if they lose on Saturday?
>>157791779It's wouldn't be a bigger loss than Oregon took last week, so no.
>>157791779No, that's still Oregon at Oklahoma State. Oklahoma losing at Michigan is pretty bad too.
>>157777257Texas Tech clearly not a top 15 team They needed refball to beat Ore St who will go 3-9 this year
>>157791738>>157791751You may not like it, I certainly don't love it, but this is what peak physical performance looks like
>>157791686I can never tell if I think she's hot or too tomboy for my taste. >>157791553Dolly was actually talented
>>157791751How does someone get this fuckin fat? I mean I need to lose 10 but holy fuck this dude is like 380lbs
>>157790803>Trash tatooDropped, shows she's still harboring some past emotional trauma
Did Thomas Castellanos go to the portal and just no one want him at all until TT needed QB depth due to Sorsby betting or was there some eligibility shit going on with him that some judge ruled on right before he went to TT? If the former, that's pretty funny all of CFB was like nah we're good Thomas.
>>157790803You mean abdominals? 3 year olds use cutsie language like 'tummies', adults generally try to shed childlike behaviours as they age and become more accurate and dignified with their language choices.
How many arrests in Oxford tomorrow?
>>157791852Keep posting like this and I'm going to rip your tummy open with a rusty knife
>>157790871Nah a toned woman is hot for most guys, shows they're temperate with their diet and maintain at least some basic sort of workout regiment.
>>157791869If we ever met in real life I'd probably have you on the ground and subdued with your life in my hands in one swing or movement.
>>157791869>>157791893I would heem both of you.
>>157791852Well said m’lord a tip of the cap to thee
>>157791808THIS is peak male performance
>>157791852we tummypost here
>>157791904Henry VIII natty
>>157785479>>157790114>>157790114I was a 2 star recruit and ran for 2,500 yards total my last 2 seasons of highschool ball for a Tennessee high school. I had offers from small D1 programs but I got into and walked on at UF and played there for 3 years instead. Didn't play at all my first two years outside of the spring game but my Junior year I started on special teams and saw some action at slot reciever. I ended with 5 catches for 77 yards or something. Didn't play my senior year because I had an internship in addition to school, couldn't make it all work. Not to mention football practice/film/travel takes up a lot of time, it really is like a fulltime job.Looking back I sort of wish I had gone on to a small D1 school instead because I'd have gotten a lot more playing time but I was probably never making the NFL anyway being 5'11" and white. My playing weight was 205-210lb but I now sit around 180
>>157791818I just appreciate that she isn’t a bogged out tattooed whore
>>157791940Ok now post your SSN you can trust me I'm irs specialized agent
>>157791947Yet, give it time.
>>157791553Zero ass or leg definition
>>157787150Would never post her here. She’s not that bad only slightly. Body is fine, though her tits are of triangular pyramid variation and they seem to disappear into her chest when she lies on her back (though they are 36DD). Vagina doesn’t produce quite enough lubrication so I have to use astroglide. But I like talking to her and she lets me coom in her unprotected.I think Michigan will go 9-2 in the regular season but miss the playoffs.
>>157791904This guy has to post here
>>157791984>Vagina doesn’t produce quite enough lubrication so I have to use astroglide.Would drop immediately, shows she isn't attracted enough to you to get wet or that she has some sort of physical problems, both of which are obvious bad signs.
Does Wake Forest have any chance at some Friday night ACC magic or is it going to be over by end of first quarter? Some goofy shit goes down on Friday nights.
>>157791913WHOMST
>>157791913/cfb/ is a slam pig general
>>157791940I got my only D1 offer from Missouri. I chose not to play in college because I genuinely hated everything about playing football. Its easy to miss it 10 years later when you only remember the glory but I vividly remember just wanting to KMS every single day putting my pads on. I would be in a game thinking about how I wanted to go play world of warcraft and that my feet hurt and shit like this.
Why not have week 2 be a B1G vs SEC challenge? Similar to basketball.
>>157792027more like Slaggieville
>>157792018It looks like AI
>>157792058It’s not.
>>157792032That's pretty good though, my only major D1 offer was to Kansas and I wasn't going there. I had planned to go to a Florida school since I'm from there originally and I wanted to say I played in the SEC.
>>157792027It's 25 degrees outside snowing a little bit. Saturday night. You have the fireplace rolling and some late season cfb on the TV. The slam pig on the left walks into the living room in a nice little teddy on and wants to cuddle and see where it leads to.
>>157792081*Vomits*
This thread sucks. Try to do better next time.
>>157792081>hang on babe, Colorado is playing right now so I need to keep posting Coach Primate memes
>>157792081I wake up in a cold sweat and realize I'm actually in Texas and the AC went out
>>157792108What exactly are you contributing to the thread beaides judgement? Do better next time.
>>157790337This him?https://youtube.com/shorts/7gVQ1tNN3gA?is=wkfsEkWLIZkQdvxx
>>157791995Not bad enough to make me want to replace her. IUD, big tits, no STDs and lets me coom in her raw. That’s worth putting lube on my dick.
>>157792150Use coconut oil retard
>>157792108reddit might be more your taste
New: >>157792160>>157792160>>157792160
>>157792161That’s solid at room temperature.
>>157792252Virgin comment
