Who will be our new great piggy hope this time sisters? God we islam haters are so pathetic...
Tom Aspinall walked into a tavern and said, "I can't see a thing. I'll open this one."
>>157780641crazy that poatan ACTUALLY look like this
This is a top powerslop athlete...
>>157780673Epic Gane
the future is plant based
>>157780673Now in old sumerian
Things kinda fell apart
>>157780742
Coomer kino
>>157780756tom aspinall in about 2 years after he gets heemed by a fitness influencer
Put your hand up if you remember this songhttps://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4?fHXmMrFLRwVXlKyo
Not many men have the abilty to genuinely scare me. The only other guy to put the chills up my spine was this guy I worked with on the kill floor of the abattoirs and that's because he was always smiling for no fucking reason. This Tim Welch genuinely scares me, a smart dude who has complete control over his self, thats what it seems like. The way he talks, how he has trained himself to be cool? That is genuinely scary.
>>157780799class vs no class
>>157780847Some are calling him Tim Belch
>>157780856Why? Thats not even funny or informative
What the fuck is an abattoirs? Do you mean a slaughter house?
>>157780847*hits you with a left hook**knocks you out*Shut the FUCK up
>>157780864One Australian chump is saying this
ailin perez looks like a disappointing uncomfortable and likely quite smelly heem
>>157780878that's what the brothers call a "baddie"
Wtf it's a ppv fight week?
Imagine needing to ask that question out loud yes its a slaughterhouse, exactly where the killing is done not the rendering of fat or the boning house
>>157780847i've overheard many people calling this guy tim belch
>>157780892Why dont you just call it that then?
they call my place the boning house because I make sex with a lot of women. a lot!
dynamically instable gf to watch the fights with
is arman really letting that indian zoomer streamer take up a spot in his corner?
>>157780895my pastor just addressed him by this very name
>>157780910guess it doesn't take many coaches to remind you to sniff dick i fear
Since van had iced pantoja Don't act like I never told ya
arman wanted be a hockey player kek I would have embarrassed this dork on the ice
Just so you knowIt's pronounced "Van" like Vince Vaughn. Not "Van" like minivan.
arman tsarukyan > mitch marner
>>157780910when chael called neon sneako on matan i popped
that will be funny though when volk-trained-ruffy shuts arman down and arman is desperately looking to his corner only to see neon clip farming goofy faces
neon, Sneako matan since when did everybody become huge losers? these kids aren't fit for public society yet I'm to believe they have fanbases? some of the most fake astroturfed shit I've ever seen in my life
>>157780937Just so you know *rapes you*
>>157780972i blame ice poseidon
>>157780980???
>>157780937This is america motherfucker we say van here.
>>157780972cope retard matan trains ufc you dont
/heem/- Idiot losers talking about streamers general
>>157781003luke thomas is a cnn panelist these days
>>157781003nice self own idiot loser
Why couldn't Gane do this?
>>157781003Lol are you gay or something man
>jones psyoped himself into thinking Tom Reddit was good
>>157781020notice how when he shoots he aims his head at volkovs fingers
streamers these days are practically ufc contractors
Half naked female chess streamer giving me corner advice while that one fat Indian DIY streamer holds the spit bucket. Good luck heeming me Pussyboy
>>31182316
Who is stopping me linking the stabbing thread? Man up and do it to my face
If armeng is wealthy why does he do the streamer shit? Left his aoife and shit for streaming too. The state
If Tai Tuivasa loses to Robelis Despaigne this weekend, he will tie Tony Ferguson for the LONGEST losing streak in UFC history with 8 consecutive losses.
Most of /heem/ would be useless if someone broke into their home. You would cry and crumble in a home invasion scenario.
>>157781116>8 consecutive losses.Never happened
>>157781124I only ever weep upon witnessing a Gaethje masterclass in the octagon..
>>157781124already a lie someone broke into my cabin last year and I beat the shit out of them I was like Smiff in that cabin
let's do a heem meetup and make sure we invite the schizophrenic australian that thinks someone is impersonating him and keeps posting stabbing videos
>>157781124believe me son if anyone breaks in especially on a ufc night they are getting heemed any which way i feel is proper
The English used to rule over India imperially by the way, now our heavy weight champ is begging Indians for a root by the wayhttps://youtube.com/shorts/FfDWQRX7lxg?9osSHlYF-nOdBab3
stabbing video?
>>157781172What is your problem with me? Be honest, what about me do you really hate? I am trying to be a better man just so you know
Fake ones plan home invasions but we live that King Green lifestyle
I legitimately like Bobby "King" Green
joshua van by the river life
>>157780937It's actually pronounced like "Vonn" not "Vaughn" subtle difference, Guillermo.
when you're warmed up and ready to heem the intruder but it's ciryl gane
>please don't heem my dog Monsieur Gan-NOOOOOOOO
Gane can be disarmed by the dulcet tones of Sade like all bald men.
>>157781190you're not meant to eat that many eggs in a day
>>157781116shoey reset the streak
Justin Gaethje? Heemer a thousand.
I came in here and showed my true colours of schizophrenia, now an American guy has it in for me and I am genuinely scared. He could be a hacker and know where im located. Now im selling items and trying to downsize so i can live in a van and always stay moving like john oconnel in the terminater movie
almost had an accident
>>157781462make sure it's a joshua van
>>157781462have a shoey mate
>>157781284shut the fuck up
>>157781473they say cunt over there
leucine keita
>>157781466Instead of "wedding crashers", "wedding bashers". A reality show where a group of ufc fighters crash weddings and bash everyone
>intruder just styles on you for 10 minutes without actually throwing punches >doesn't take your belongings but your soul New fear unlocked
>>157781493He got the call for a short notice fight
>>157780878you can literally watch her heem and be heemed for a couple bucks a month
>>157781507Arnold Allen vs Aaron PicoDoo Ho Choi vs Patricio PitbullGiga Chikadze vs Joanderson BritoOne of these fell through
>>157781505Souls are actually less valuable than personal possessions, that is your next lesson in life, physical items take a bunch of souls and peoples health to create. Each 75 inch TV has an average of 3 Chinese souls in the actual physical presence of the device.
>>157781491have a cunt mate
>>157781531my quote is much higher than that
He drinks beer..... Out of a shoe??!
Listening to Schaub's 331 takes. He agrees with me that Tai +425 is solid. He also has stated that Ilia is a bitch for the loaded gloves bullshit. Halftime update complete.
>>157781292remember 11 banana anon?
>>157781570You have a problem with that you faggot ?
>>157781591Bloody drongo
>>157781570That seems unnecessarily unorthodox.
>>157781591fight fairy has a dwarfish aesthetic
tai got clean, he's off the maccas
>>157781622what's he up to these days
Cyril Gane!*crowd boos*Justin Gaethje!*crowd cheers*
>>157781665we've been through this already cunt
>>157781669i came to you hat in hand
Tutuvasa at least has the potential to promote The Rocks shitty shoes. He's a keeper
all the stars are here ! under an hour until it starts and i am trembling
Austen Lane beating rob despaigne
Joshua truck will soon be just another one in "Many Men"
I swear Cheeto fought Charles Jordan already
>>157781667I can literally hear your post.
colby 10-9'd that wonk nose in the pre fight unfortunately
Wtf is wrong with clitia?
I want the guy from Half the Battle to be awarded an official position in the UFC as part of an up and coming commentator team. Get a bunch of youtuber commentators and do some kind of official commentator competition, give something back to the hardcore guys who have given their souls to this fucking circus.
ali was like "you want to be my friend little boy?" and ilia saw no problem with that
Ilia "I let my 8 year old son hang out with the 50 year old man I hate" Topuria
Ali is a fuckin weirdo and it makes me think less of Usman and gaethje because of it
It's in the eyes, it always is, he is fucking guilty, i knew it. No one truly knows how dissapointed me and Tim Welch are at Witman and Sandhaugens gym.
if ali wants your son, you have no say in the matter. it's in all ufc contracts.
If you haven't boyed Ciryl Gane by now, here is your reminder to do so. We are entering the Ganeissance.
White-man better give Dana W a good deal on the new ufc glove design or Gaethes SandHAUGen and the rest of these hicks are reputationally TOAST
Just sayingMike Chandler would never let his sons get diddled by AliJust saying
Heeminder they don't check the gloves after the fight.
Clitia SERIOUSLY needs to either get a ghost writer or hire a better one. This shit is too cringe.
Who are you to judge? Have you ever asked an 8 year old about how you should deal with terrorism allegations? Probably not. Stay in your lane.
conor is so kwabbed I haven't even seen anyone making fun of his latest cope that the floor was wet. nobody cares anymore.
gaethje had a rock in his glove and I cant be swayed otherwise
>>157781913people aren't looking into this enough
Wearing gloves in the middle of summer is pretty cringe anyway
>>157782005would never of happened if the fight was bareknuckle
it's called a crafty vet move. how about you just stuff your own gloves with your own rocks instead of crying about it.
But why did he quit in front of Trump and the White House?
“No más.”
could be rocks in his knees as well. we just don't know yet. more research needs to be done.
>>157781462Well well well… looks like “biology really is brutal” like you said. Now you’re the one “embracing sissy clitty feminization”… Smgdfh ‘poor little wyt boy…only now does he realize the truth.
I'M SLAP HAPPY
You've heard of connective tissue, but have you heard of connective toilet paper? Something to think about!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEIedhPOgxQGET IN HERE
Loaded anus in case the opps try to Gillian Robertson me
Joshua Van
WE ARE LIVEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5LLmmtkB0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5LLmmtkB0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5LLmmtkB0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK5LLmmtkB0
sean strickland and gable steveson at the same press conference when?
>>157782093i speak spanish and that means "i will never stop fighting"
>>157782167>>157782182Why is Daner counter programming himself?
>>157782140I never said Biology is beautiful
>>157782093shouldn't you be rooting for Topuria as a fellow Hispanic
ruffy looks evil
>>157781754b imagine some known terrorist just starts talking about being friends with your 8 year old son you'd blow a gasket
the people love joshua van!!!
Or brutal or whatever this Gangstalker is talking about
>DUDE. gaethje was packing his fist!!! With his hand wrap!!!!So?
Van is a based retard
>>157782382I just had a thought that Ruffy comes from a long line of assasins
>>157782416Clitia literally doesn't seem to have a problem with it though lol
man you can't rape women that's wrong
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Sharaf just bodied that disgusting rapist
rape is just mma without the rules
if you call a man a rapist and he kicks your ass, that means he could rape you too
Gaple bros...
gable doing the Jones shit is so cringe
>>157782474my guess is their kids train or competed with each other but ali manages to sound like a child molester in the process
bobby mentioned
ruffy is cortisol mogging the little inbred freak
>>157782574That makes it ok then
Who is the Satoru Gojo of mma?
question for alonzo menifeld, why are you on the stage right now?
jon anik is the key to all of this
Heeminder they rebranded Dave sholler as Jon anik
a charisma overdose tonight! the starlight is blinding!
We watching slap anywhere?
we're watching our balls slap your mother's chin
just checked my dickstill there
>>157782832I’ll slap you
>>157782381Gaethje is Mexican
Raple got raped
>arman, are you glad to have this fight?!arman: i like to fight in these fights yes>and josha, are you the best flyweight ever?joshua: you know it brotha i'm the best
>>157782901Just watched a saffa heem a texan negro. Great sport.
Joshua 4chan
>>157783060I’ll still slap you
Slap these nuts on your forehead, playa!
damn how unlikable can van be he didn'tt even really beat pantoja
>>157783158Van will heem the unc. He has too much aura.
negro #2 IS DOWN!!!
what he doin?
>>157783158Seething
bjj black belt that can't break a fall without visiting snap city
lil SLAP for the SLAP FANS
Man im not giving you fools my magic, start being serious about this coin yall, we gotta hustle these odds and match makers
>>157783426A second wigger has hit the ground
>>157783302Homer simpson looking motherfucker
Ruffy is going to LITERALLY retire Arman this weekI don't even like Arman that much, but damn, that's rough
SLAP
It would be nice if the RAPIST went down, but he's getting the UFC push.
>you now remember the time he got slapped
>>157783480DOUBLE HEEMED
OK, that's enough slaps. Have a fuckin kick
>>157783552OK, we're gonna get back to business now that we got that fuckin kick outta the way ya feel me two pro wrestlers settling that beef in the slap ring the guy who got slapped out fought in Strikeforce or some shit ya feel me
Get the fuckin broccoli slapped off your mother fuckin bitch ass head with the power of POWER SLAP
>>157783607This is far too violent for me as an MMA fanI can only tolerate wrestling and some striking
playas SLAPPIN and BLAPPIN ya know it no sweetness in the slap arena that's for sure
save it for /scrap/
You have to be sub 70 IQ to enjoy Power Slap
Not gonna lie I think one day we'll see a death in POWER SLAP just like how we saw a death in BKFC (but for real we did a guy died)
>>157783652That wasn't a joke this dude actually died from it
Has this ever happened in UFC or is this kind of kino limited to KNUCK?
I recently took a look through my elementary school yearbooks. googled a lot of the kids I knew way back then. to my shock, a pretty significant number of them are heemed. heemed well before the age of 35. quite sad and humbling really. this is a young man's game it seems.
Take a fuckin seat and watch some SLAP
>>157783728Yeah borges or whatever his name is got shadow heemed
hager bros..
>>157781754dont talk to me or my son ever again
Found a new heavyweight blob with the potential to get ranked. Get him on contenders series NOW before the NFL finds him>breaks out of handcuffs >chins guard with one punch>sprints into guard down the hall sending him to the floor >multiple cops try to hold him down and he easily breaks freehttps://x.com/dailyloud/status/2100201591395566030?s=46
>>157783480They should wear motorcycle helmets and hit eachother with baseball bats
first round STUNK
>>157784541I'd watch the hell out of that
>>157784516Just snapped the handcuffs? wtf?
>>157783928i just looked up a few chaps i used to know in middle school and they're all gay/queer/sm other shit now
This guy is the realest one in the history of heems https://www.vice.com/en/article/english-ultraviolence-why-extreme-no-rules-fight-clubs-are-on-the-rise-in-the-uk/
>>157781116They may as well keep him around for 1 more after that
dude finna get investigated over his nails
did dude get blinded? brutal
>>157784609Really? Aren’t you from Kuwait?
never ever EVER watching slapshit
>157784810doo too busy reading
>>157783928What does heem mean?
>>157784741nope
>>157783480Remove all theatricality and histrionics and you get a dignified, kino heemfest.
gable is kinda small for heavyweight ngl
>>157783928Proper heemed or simply flushed?
>>157783451https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39brM5tYjmU
>>157784945headshot. dead. twice as many are flushed.
>>157785042B R U T A L
his eyeball is leaking out
>>157785028Levels, b.
>>157785042Dayum. His eye bursted like a grape.
>>157785042Everyone who participates in this shit should be formally diagnosed with mental retardation
>>157785042This is why we don't deserve free healthcare.
>>157785124it's a self confirming and or fulfilling prophecy they either are retarded and make themselves more retarded or weren't thus becoming retarded
In all likelihood, the same thing happened to Bisping, but no one noticed since everybody was gazing upon TRTors post fight antics.
Gane literally did that shit to Tom and you think it's some kind of fucking joke
Send the linkBefore I make you niggas think
Tom's eye didn't bleed but his nuts did when he willingly had them cut off
sean stricklands ass bled after daddy time
>>157785511did his dad get a performance bonus?
oh i have plans for alonzo menifield believe you me. win or lose it's over for him. enough is enough.
Gane didn't eyepoked Tom. It was Tom's choice to get eyepoked. He eyepoked himself
Tom deserved to be eyepoked.
tom was a glass cannon
We don't talk enough about how Tom Aspinall could beat the shit out of you all.
I wish Lindsay Clancy suffered an eye poke as bad as Tom did
>tfw bought a phone that wasn't second-hand for the first time in like 15 yearsHow does /heem/ approach purchasing cellular devices?Combat sports related because my old phones were acquired by theft after simulating their owners
>>157785712tom isn't pulling off his usual 1-2 tko routine against me. i'm not saying i would win but i definitely wouldn't lose.
>>157785787smart phones are satanic. fuck you and everything you stand for.
The sad part is that Tom would have beat gane in a brutal war and gone on a tear following that. But at this point he doesn't stand a chance of catching up. Gane has machiavellian intuition the likes of which combat sports has not seen before.
>>157785787buhbuhbuh I only have flip phone
Sources are saying that Gaethje cheated by having Ali Abdulaziz sneak into the octagon and put a dildo on Topuria’s stool during the 4th round, making him not want to get back up
>>157785873I never said it was a smartphone, please apologize.
>>157786130You aren’t funny
Wolverine friggen retired!?
>>157786130Lmao
>>157786130kek
>>157786196>>157786217I just said it wasn’t funny
>>157786195*cues Green Day song*
>>157786130Kek mind if I tell this at my nieces quinceanera?
'no mas' means 'bring me the dildo' in spanish
Can any Photoshop nerds itt touch this up?
>>157786230its maybe not as funny as a Muslim in his late 40s being friends with topurias son or topuria marrying a miami whoor and being surprised when she started fucking other dudes or topuria kissing other richer more famous dudes than her to make her jealous (?) but its still pretty funny. funnier than the idea of gaethe putting eggs in his gloves which is pretty funny in its own right
>>157786241Go for it, friend. But only if it’s appropriate for the social context
>>157786394Fuck you
Ilia you have to get upNo I'm comingIlia it's the last roundI'm finna coming out my ass niggaIlia I will stop the fightEugggghhhh
This is sad, sad general.
Thoughts on the press conference?
>>157786597>>157786516
>>157786597>>157783018
>>157786597i liked when gable raped doo ho choi mistaking him for weili
>>157786597Sharaf signed his death warrant
>>157786752Yeah remember when jones had to make up some shit that stipe never even said to him so he could get angry? He gave gable that shit for free
fuck that you don't bring a man's kids into this
nobody said anything when tom was stuffing his eyes with finger
>>157786816Why not? Are some retards little retarded shitrats off limits? Why? So you can feel like you're some white knight faggot? Protect the kids? GodDAMN am I sick of hearing that fucking phraseIf you shit a turd out in public and dont want anyone to talk about it, then you shouldve kept it in your ass huh
>>157786881thoughts on gane?
>>157786809i got strong bones vibes from gable acting like a nice guy when you know he's going to choke a bitch in the next 2 years
that was very rude
Make love not war.
Gas is so expensive I've started taking the train and am on the constant lookout for nigs to imanari roll if they get too close.
could a lawyer of /heem/ explain if gable could sue people for calling him a rapist?
>>157787015don't you lot have freedom of speech
>>157787072we have the freedom to file lawsuits too
>dana didn't host the presserhe's dodging the aspinall/gane situation
>>157787072tends to fall short in these situations but it depends on the details. i'm just interested if it could become a big thing in the future. the ufc itself might want to shut people up if it's ruining their gable cash.
Ive studied the tape. Let me tell you, something special is coming Saturday night.
>>157787015>>157787117he'd have to prove that he's not a rapist, which he literally isi don't think suing is in raple's best interests
*penetrates dana with an object*
>>157787015Legally, Gable Steveson could sue, but as a public figure, winning a defamation suit is very hard.Calling someone a “rapist” is a factual accusation, so it can be defamation per se. But under New York Times Co. v. Sullivan, public figures must prove “actual malice”: the speaker knew the claim was false or acted with reckless disregard for the truth.If Sean Sharaf says he relied on 2019 arrest reports and the prosecutor’s statement, Steveson would struggle to prove actual malice. A genuine belief or reliance on public reports usually defeats the claim, even if the accusation is inaccurate or unproven.Context also matters. At a UFC press conference, trash talk is expected. Courts may treat extreme insults as rhetorical hyperbole, not factual reporting, making juries less likely to see them as libel/slander.Other risks: Anti-SLAPP laws can quickly dismiss suits over speech on public figures or matters of public interest. If Steveson loses an Anti-SLAPP motion, he may pay Sharaf’s legal fees. A lawsuit also exposes him to discovery and under-oath depositions about the 2019 incident—something his lawyers would likely want to avoid.So Steveson can file, but actual malice makes the case an uphill battle with major financial and strategic downsides.
>>157787093nigga watches power slap press conferences
>>157787161thank you gane this clears things up
I hope arman gets knocked out.
If Arman loses he is going to be sent to the front lines in Ukraine to be turned into a cube
The goobyhue has holes that unfortunately armeng perfectly fills
>>157783607
>>157787170We are talking about Gable not Ganal
There’s no proven Gable did anything illegal. Lack of evidence was the reason he wasn’t dealt with. You just have accusations and nothing more
>>157786943Wild how if these dudes cut me in line at Walmart I could beat the shit out of both of them simultaneously
>>157787201OJ simpson dindu too
Gable did nothing wrong even if the story is true. Its not even real rape where you grab someone and forcibly rape them. It was "drunk" rape. As in a woman willingly got drunk then gave consent then Gable had consensual sex with him. Gables not a mind reader to know if theyre not cognitive enough to give "legal" consent.But Conor really did forcibly rape a woman while she was screaming no and knew he shouldnt have been doing it.
The shitty dollar general machines splattered liquid on the canvas Conor should sue the UFC for billions
>>157787216There's footage of her leaving the bathroom with him, and then continuing to be a dumb drunk all over him. She simply wanted money.
>>157787216>But Conor really did forcibly rape a woman while she was screaming no and knew he shouldnt have been doing it.Must be why xhe went to another man for sex right after. I doubt Conor even fucked that ugly cunt.
Van and pantoja is going to be wmma tier all divisions under lightweight should be axed no one wants to see that shit
>>157787216>Gable had consensual sex with him.
Gable is a nobody this shitty marketing stunt isn't it
Dana "The Fucking Cocksucker" White
Dana could be doing chadly things like climbing Mt Everest or sailing the Pacific but he is in some Vegas backroom playing poker with a bunch a China men kek
Shoot me nigga, shoot me, cum on me nigga
>>157787230Yeah when you have sex with a severely intoxicated woman that can't explicitly consent it's called rape at least in civilized countries.
Dana “Bugchaser” White.
just tried to rape gable steveson and he was too strong. very impressed with this young man.
Ain't no laws when you drinking claws baby that includes rape
>>157787375You know, you dont have to be an insufferable faggot on here just because you're like that irl
just raped tai tuivasa.
Pooptoja quit and he's gonna quit again
Erceg won.
>>157787418Seems like I struck a nerve
we /box/ now
pantoja? the balding bitch? the little bitch with a receding hairline? that pantoja?
Why do you guys hate pantoja so much?
>>157787624I don't but Van is way cooler
i did not want to wake up
good morning love
>>157787624lost to erceg
>>157787642we say kulta or rakas here
>>157787668why couldn't pantoja do this
>>157787670that boy ain't got no POP. all he got his big angry brazilian grit and gnarl mahn
>>157787654This was debunked.
notice how the vibe got killed as soon as that guy started posting
>>157787375I'll go one step further. I guarantee Conor was far more intoxicated than her. That would mean she took him to the bathroom, fucked him, then the real reason she looked so happy after leaving the bathroom was because she knew she thought she had a massive backup plan and payday if she ever needs money. She raped Conor. Both you and me can agree on this, morally, but your other biases won't allow you to admit it. Part of you is suffering in silence over this realization (much like Conor)
>>157780641Memes aside, what is the deal with the hate Aspinall is getting?I get that maybe he could've gone back and fight, but the hate seems way overblown if that is all. Is it his attitude towards Jon Jones when he was waiting for that fight? He was losing the round to Gane, but it wasn't even a full round, who know's how the rest of the fight would've gone. Peon-Usman and Yair-Zombie comes to mind. Peon almost did it again vs Belal.Is it just a meme that completely snowballed? Genuinely curious, as I don't get it.
>>157787670Because Pantoja broke Erceg's spirit. After the loss, he was never the same. No more confidence, sadly.
>>157787765>Is it just a meme that completely snowballed?yes
I'm smelling a cheeky Menifield victory against Iwo.Menifeld has been here before. Did we forget his KO of China's big swinger Mingyang Zhang? Now he will do the same to Poland's big swinger - who himself almost got KO'd by Ibo, who couldn't even handle Cutelaba.Menifieldchads..... We are returned.
yeah but what about polish fucking power.... yeah that's what I thought iwo in 15 seconds
>>157787765Everyone with a brain can see he's milking this whole situation to negotiate for a better contract. He overplayed his hand signing with Eddie Hearn and his motives became clear. It's even more egregious than what Jones was doing imo. At least he wasn't trying to play us for fools while he wasted our time.
they're setting arman up, ruffy is a manlet killer
>>157787888Idk man. As someone who has had eye problems myself, I think people really underestimate how fragile they are. Every time I see an eye poke in a fight I cringe a bit. Not saying he isn't milking it, but that push into his eye definitely COULD have fucked it up to the point he's alleging. Just push your own eye around a bit. I'd rather take a straight eye poke than the downward motion his was pushed
>>157787922>>157787922He got mauled by BSD, so he will get mauled by Arman.It's ogre.
>>157787939If his injury is as severe as he claims then what's with all the vagueness? I'm not saying he has to share all his private medical info with the internet, but the only update we get after months and months of squatting on the belt is "it's injured again lol"? WTF? Nobody even knows what his injury is. He's had like four different "surgeries". Okay what operations is he having done? Oh that's a secret too? It's very shady especially for an eyepoke that wasn't even close to the worst we've seen. I've seen many fights end from eyepokes and never have the fighters taken this long to recover.
just dropped an arman in the ruffy
Tom and /heem/ suffer from the same injuryA nasty case of Brown syndrome
>>157788034Hasn't he said it is at least Brown Syndrome? That alone can require multiple surgeries. Idk.>It's very shady especially for an eyepoke that wasn't even close to the worst we've seenThat's the thing, how many fighter have lost their vision to a headkick? For all we know his eye was already predisposed to an injury like that and nobody knew. Maybe he poked JUST right, and maybe all the other eyepokes people suffer are really lucky.I think he is milking it a bit at this point, but honestly if he was telling the truth from the start, I would milk it as well considering the fan backlash and getting thrown under the bus by Dana immediately.I don't really care, I was just wondering if there was more to the hate
>>157788070>I think he is milking it a bit at this pointhe was cleared and would've been ready to go for paris, he got reinjured twice
Ilia Got Gaped
Ilia won R2, he just didn't have O'Malley privilege.
won IN round 2* (via TKO)
Ya think Masterclass Mick has re injured our Toms eye again? Is that why they stopped talking?
norway is really not Nordic™ we all think it's shit and only let it in the club because it has money
>>157788120
>>157788079>he was clearedhe claimed he was ready to fight and then didn't say another word about fighting for another 3 months. face it, he got his first taste of adversity in the octagon and decided he really isn't built for this.
>>157788126https://youtu.be/jCEVUd3GWRk
Lots of strange odds on this card.Giga 3/1 underdog, despite having recently been very competitive with Allen, whilst Brito went neck-and-neck with Gomis, who sucks.Gandra a massive favourite, despite no good wins, whilst Ozzy Diaz at least survive a round against Gautier, and went neck and neck with Djorden Santos.Aswell a 7/4 dog, despite Yoo getting slept by a literal who in his last fight.Tai Tuivasa a 9/2 dog,... that actually makes sense.Vera a 7/4 dog against Jourdain. Though Jourdain's meme striking is exactly the kind of style which can get exposed by a competent normal striker like Vera.And so on.
>>157788126zero tolerance for aspinturd apologia here, his whole gimmick was 'Jon bad' then he was worse and now he with poohand have decided to turn reddit against herb and gane because they are salty bitches
Poatan came out like a bitch against Gane. Just like the first Ankalaev fight.SAD.
and don't get me started on andymanap or the dickensian villain eddie hearnbumsdosserscruiserweights
i recall two separate occasions where tom stated he has a small penis meanwhile jon jones "I have a huge cock joe"levels.
>>157788208also worth paring in mind that Jon was facing 3 days for off topic when his penis was brought into conversation (tainted boner pills), tom just brings it up (3 times btw on my clock) unsolicited like he did fingering ms drama
Someone must submit a FOIA to reveal the cup-sizes of all the fighters on the roster.
>>157780641Fuck Dana
times move on who are the new WAGs now we lost jolie dee and soon brie
kayla harrison snapped her fucking neck and she'll still be back before tom. sorry I just don't buy it man.
someone say a broken freakin neck?
>>157788151This just sounds like schizophrenia desu
>>157788126Don't listen to that guy he has darkness inside him.
>>157788379how did you know my friday plans are you impersonating me
drinking sanko's piss out of a shoe
>>157787765ppl are just angry that tom didnt pull a smiff
>>157787765>>157787778For me, I'm just sick of hearing him whine and complain for over a year. If he just shut the fuck up and dealt with it and relinquished the title earlier, I wouldnt hate him nearly as much. Instead he goes on with the soi interviews and youtube videos, its just gay and im sick of hearing about him in the mma news. I don't hate Shavkat for instance.
>>157788420there will never be another smiff
Schaubkat.. now THAT was a fighter, man.
https://x.com/KonaMMA_/status/2100711655579557988
>>157788612Gaethej CHEATED and here's the PROOF
>>157788612That's some evil shit.
Combine this glove conspiracy with the deal between Whitman and Dana about the new glove design that fell through and you have a high level conspiracy brewing here. I feel like this has a deeper side of potential reputational harm and risk being presented by higher powers. This is basically an illuminati corporation threatening Whitmans reputation for his glove design.
>>157788701Justin would think he's 60% from his mom
you now remember Brandon "The Truth" Vera
you guys gotta learn to spot snakes in the grass like andy aspinall and snake jr tom. it's clear their whole team just wants to milk combat sports for whatever it's worth and then rugpull. what'll it be first post-ufc a tom vs eddie hall sparring match in pillowtap? they just want to scam you, kid.
his wee pa grabbed spaghetti with his hand like a savage I can't trust them
What stage of Weimarisation is this?
>>157789391idk but what's the craic with your new pm he looks like ours and sounds like wallace what the hell
It is said Gaethje's fist are legally registered as military-grade explosive ordnance equivalent to a payload in the 25-150 kg range
>>157788456Shartcrap just gave a seethy interview where he accused everyone of ducking him while in a knee brace
>>157789662Man shut the fuck up with that corny ass bullshit
>>157789768And? Who's out here asking for the Shavkat come back fight? Whats your point?
you asked, we answered
>>157789768Still, it's not takng up mma news and I don't see him crying bitching and moaning like a female. If all I heard Tom say that everyone's ducking him while he's injured and he's gonna heem, then I wouldnt hate him as much. But he's being a real bitch.
>>157788623This ain't no fucking joke buddy
There was never a lump in Gaethje's gloves. That was an AI generated image
>>157789947Need to get to the bottom of this bullshit
ONE is live
TWO is live
Can we look through the sports book and see who put the most money on G man for those tasty little +500 odds? There was the thing where Don Jr asked DC what the fix was for that night also
>>157789826Why does Pico hate his brain so much Keita gonna heem him stiff
>>157789826if pico had any percentage of a functioning chin this would be the easiest fight to pick of all timeunfortunately he will be getting knocked out by an overhand merchant who lands one lucky shot
>>157790011Maybe he’ll be smart and wrestle. Keita has no MMA skills besides power
charles johnson victim is getting his eyes squeezed out of his tailless monkey skull on saturday
8 days out until questions are answered, but like they always say: There's only room for 1 on the road to redemption...
You and me in the cage? Gandora G > Board Wipe > Archfiends Servant > steal your last nondestroyable monster > bust your ass
I'm hearing rumors that Arman is coming heavy
>>157790057>I'm hearing rumors that Arman is coming heavyinside nina?yeah thats old news brother
>>157790062if by arman you mean lawrence and by nina you mean sean then agreed
>haha yeah gay RAPE how about thatyou queers need new material
Heard rumours that gay rape is back.
>>157790088you seem upset were you by any chance raped?
this brazza is getting shredded
>>157790156I innocently tried mma at the local gym and was set upon by experienced mma guys who ragdolled me, mounted me and grinded their hardened cocks into my crack while they all stood around and watched and praised me struggling. I will fucking NEVER forgive these people. https://youtube.com/shorts/Mik90Qxfuj4?0OZdI7mZO4KDoI-p
>>157790212Why didn't you try to a butterfly sweep or a knee lever
>>157790222You keep quite boy
>>157790230Could have hip bumped him off
>>157790248Fuck all that shit b
>>157790212if that happened to me i would have burned the place down no joke
>>157790268You'd like it!
>>157790268Wait for the humidity and wind direction to align perfectly and burn the whole fucking town down more like it
>>157790279Committing murder? Yeah probably.
>>157790212sorry mate we were just having a laugh. you were just so weak!
>>157790262shouldve tried sean stricklands distance management for avoiding sodomy style. he doesnt want one man to have all the fun he wants to save his hole for 3 or 4 after the fight
>>157790043bro how many times is gall gonna be cut and brought back to ufc this is his 3rd run
>>157790324Dont announce that shit!
>>157790332I would never do it, I only ever threaten to do it!
chatri doesn't care anymore he has become asian daner
>>157790212I miss when Aussies were funny
there isn't a man or somali itt i couldn't heem with my bear hands
>>157790397
>>157790400are you lonesome tonight bb girl
>>157790414>>157790400Are you repeatedly talking to yourself?
>>157790429No?
>>157790429someone needs to
heem stoppy
>>157790433Im so lonely
*meditates in thread*
>>157790015he could 100% wrestlefuck keita but pico is too bloodthirsty for his own goodhe needs to learn how to have a boring fight where he's fully in control the whole time and not just trying to find a window to go full retard
>>157790509fedor
>>157790483You can't tell another man how to live his life, your not the guy who has pitbull tatted across his back. "My car should be a ferrari, my mrs should be better at cooking"
you know i think guess the fighter could save mma as haters unwittingly cheer for a silhouette only to figure out it's a fighter the devil commands them to hate via social pressure
IT'S UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnubcL2bes
>>157790539the more of these i watch the more i dislike josh van
Sean Sharaf is getting cut for calling Gable a rapist. That's Dana's golden boy. Only a win can save his career.
ciryl gane
>>157790559Sean Sharaf is getting cut because he's a tomato can who will be 4-3 overall after Saturday lol
>>157790549Pantoja is going to fuck him up and choke him unconscious tbqfh
Josu Vabu
Yn vs unc
i do not recognize you as a human being if you want the brazilian grandpa to backpack the pure violence boxing child
>>157790634I want let the better win
>>157790634I do not recognize you as a human being if you think Pantoja is a boring fighter
>>157790634I just want what's best for both of them
you know pantoja is just going to backpack, yet you lack the courage to admit it
>NOOOOO YOU CAN'T GRAPPLE THE STRIKER YOU HAVE TO STAND AND BANG WHERE HE HAS THE ADVANTAGE NOOOOkek this sport has the lowest IQ fans of all sports
>>157790686sounds like you're admitting van isnt a good enough fighter to handle an adverse position and is going to get raped on the ground
>>157790358I laugh at myself and thats what matters b
ride through the city like ciryl ganei’m on a mission to get it all
van will heem the desperate rusty old sniffer and you will just bury him and say he was flushed already at the funeral
>>157790718Pantoja has never been heemed Van is a pillow puncher who takes 200 shots to put anyone away
homosexuality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mnBb_j45wgWEIGH IN SHOW LIVE!!!!!!
>>157790791Some say this is Joanna Younggaychick's middle name
>every fighter and former fighter picking old man pantoja why does this happen every time they always pick the unc who doesnt have it anymore
kek ruffy looks dead on the scale arman finna destroy this fag
i fucking hate alonzo menifield the piece of shit
crazy to think nina drama made it as spaff fodder to teens in her mid 30s
>>157790884He will heem Iwo Iwo sucks
>>157790846ruffy looked kinda rough but arman looked significantly worse in the eyes
>>157790769Max hadn’t been heemed either, until Elias did. Unless you’re Jones or Khabib, you get heemed eventually.
>>157790913better save that one to reuse later
tom asinine (a swedish invention) was always my most cherished nickname and the main inspiration behind perhaps my personal favorite of my own tom afterthought bit of heem lore for the textbooks
>>157790924No. No he absolutely did not.
>>157790924>>157790846it's gonna come down to whoever wants it more
>>157790930I guess a standing TKO is possible but there's zero chance Van heems Pantoja
i begin to realize now he has withdrawn from sight that aspinall paraded the child around as some sort of reddit cushion to deflect criticism much like chito does with his blessing from above
>>157787015Yes he could sue but its a bad look if he sues fans, media or other fighters. UFC fighters have threatened to sue people before and it always leaks out. Just makes you look like a lil bitch that can't handle shit talk.
Seraf seems cool but he was beat by tafa and asplund I fear
>>157787117Dana never shuts fighters up. He lets them say whatever they want and if theirs drama he just says "these are contractors and not employees of ufc" Dana got a really good lawyer to set up the UFC in such a way that they can't get in trouble for shit a fighter does. UFC has such strong contracts that bellashit got someone to break in too a managers office and take some. They copied them and just put a bellator stamp on top of them lol.
Pantoja is better than Pereira in terms of Brazilian fighters?
>>157787216Gooby for sure did it. Hes had several sexual assault accusations in various countries.Goobys been accused in:>New York>Los Angeles>Irelandand theirs a few more in other places but don't know location. He obviously is aggressive with these women.
>>157791133pereira is a one trick pony that adesanya of all people heemed stiff
>arman interviewmute
>>157791133evidence of the overinflated pantoja bubble about to pop
test
Hurry up with the new
>>157791140>adesanya of all peopleThe Greatest Middleweight of all time? How on earth you put him in "of all people". Low IQ moment even for you.
>>157791160
>>157791160his accolades be as they may he isn't a known heemer>>157791167god she is so fit
The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over while expecting different results.
>>157791170Correct
>>157791133Pereira is 10-3 UFC and half those wins are against shitters. He's 3-3 against actually good fighters. Pantoja is 6-2 against title level fighters. Pereira is overrated as fuck
Pussy aint gonna slay itself
>>157788151>never doubt the bookiesits a rookie mistake. they rarely make mistakes with odds. the goofs that make fight odds are hardcore fans. They review tape, watch fight pass and take notes. Betting against them is a fools task.
cantoja cleared out a dog shit division and basically Van fuckin heems
>>157791191You only boy Van because hes asian midget like you
>>157791133does Diego counts since he larps as a Mexican?
>>157791198hey pal your being very disrespectful
>>157788034A korean doctor with over 20 years of experience thinks that he is injured but is exaggerating it. He even said that if Tom wanted he could still compete with it. Toms just sitting out to get a better contract. He wants UFC to match what he could make in boxing. Toms trainer also said that Tom was leaving UFC. They are all just playing games. Fighters lie about injuries all the time to duck fights. UFC by practice don't believe fighters anymore when their injured. They literally send them to their own doctors that they trust to check them. Fighters lie alot.
>>157791210opened a beer i can't control .yssof
Sort the new out
myself
>>157791133always has been
>>157791198Im 5'9 (i shrunk some lately) Hyperborean actually
>>157787216>Gets lady drunk>You and friend bang her>shove a broom in her pussy>She calls cops>Gable and Friend get put in jail>Have to get expensive lawyer>Uses meme loophole to free youGable for sure did it. I think thats why wwe didn't want him. Name is too stained, and wwe is family friendly now.UFC always takes everyone, because a bad reputation isn't a big deal for cage fighter.
Gable Stevenson v Tommy McMillenLoser has to get their Scarface tattoo removed
See >>157791233
>>157787093The goof has a beach house nearby. Hes probably enjoying the nice weather and banging latina hookers. Hunters the one that does all the real work these days.
Sorted>>157791276>>157791276>>157791276>>157791276
>>157791133Diego Lopes is mexican now. He grew out the tacuache mullet and walks out to mexican music.
>>157790549that's because you're a faggot with a tiny penis
>>157791220That korean doctor is a fed
>>157787624He Ko'ed Islam
