American History editionGaethjevious: >>157780641
gloves: loaded
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I got spammy riding my shit crazy style, doing tricks on the dick
Why does Brendan Schaub think that I give a fuck about his son's baseball team
Fuck the Tranny Janny
gentlemen
Reminder that Dana White owes that power slap dude a new eyeball
Right about now?Funk soul brotha.
Need someone versed in the Photoshop arts to touch this up thanksPlan to debut it during the HW belt crowning ceremony
>>157791317Because it's the escape boat to his failed comedy career which was the scapeboat to his failed mma career which escaped his failed football career which
Ilia quit in front of Trump
>>157791372>failedbut hes a multimillionaire with a smoking hot wife living in a mansion and driving 100,000 dollar trucks?
>>157791276What do you think the highest level COC gripper the current champion of each weight division could close?
schaub drives trucks and fucks fat mexican ass. strickland was raped. a tale of two daddies
>>157791406And you will never feel the loving embrace of a woman
>>157791276>baked at 513smdh I take one early afternoon shit break and you all fumble the turnover
>>157791436seethe cope and turn on your monitor retard i fuck
>>157791402I would assume everyone can do No. 2
>>157791402This is such an indian thing to care about
Seems I struck nerve there
Van looks badNot quite peak Max Holloway hollowed out but this seems to have been a rough cut
i fuck
I don't get why is Ilia going for that kind of gambit. he might heem Garth in a rematch but how is his loaded gloves thing gonna look like if the goy simply doesn't fight him?
>>157791490Featherweight onwards likely. Closing a number 2 is like doing a 390 lbs deadlift with no straps (assuming the lifter isn't being limited by posterior chain strength). Gotta remember that flyweights are small dudes tho.My guess is champions above flyweights could normally close level 2, champions above lightweight could normally close 2.5, champions above middleweight could normally close number 3 and number 4 would be generally outside of the normal range.
>>157791511Just had to diet down a lb or 2 of fat so you can cut 1 or 2 lb less water
>>157791521Yeah women
>>157791524I think he's talking complete shit to stir excitement
>>157791511pantoja is heeming vansimple as
>>157791536Garth might not even fight him. doesn't even make sense to make these kinds of statements unless he's 100% certain there will be fight and that he will heem.
>>157791530They're constantly developing their grip bappa I think the ladies could all do the 1.5
>>157791511>be the literal smallest dude in the division>still have hellish weight cuts for no good reason
pantoja maybe had a chance last time before Van won two undisputed title fights before turning 25 but the future flyweight GOAT is simply too auramaxxed at this point
>>157791581There is a difference between general grip training vs dedicated training that grip austismos engage in.
How come Gable Steveson can't escape the rapist branding, but Conor, Kobe Bryant, and Mike Tyson can?
>>157791603I agree completely b. Schaub did a grip challenge with some strongmen and blew them out of the water. Grappling is not the same as deadlifting.
>>157791592He probably just got rocky and had too many steaks this camp
>>157791610mike and conor didnt. kobe had nike
>>157791610Who?
>>157791610Conor, Kobe and Mike all had a lot of money and multiple exciting moments to distract with. Gable got dogwalked by a some chubby white guy.
>>157791621'twas muscular endurance, not muscular power. Like a marathon runner vs sprinter. Holding a 315 barbell is like keeping a 1/1.5 level gripper closed. Big diff between than vs closing even a level 3 for a second.
The worst part about Gable is the hypocrisy.
>>157791610Gabe just seems generally unlikable
>>157791661If you saw some doo do 40 reps of 2 plate on the bench you could rest assured his pr isn't 3 plate
>>157791678The highest i've seen bappa deadlift is 6 plates each side and that was with straps. Maybe he was holding back or something but I don't think he could close 3+ grippers.
did gable really do it or is it usual drunk man and woman fuck and she presses charges situation?
>>157791694Okay but we were talmbout champs closing No 2 which they 100% could.
Why is everyone calling Steveson a rapist? I checked and he never got convicted of anything.
>>157791722I mean, just look at him.
>>157791722This. So much this. She just fabricated the entire thing and dragged herself through years of scorn in the public eye just for the hell of it! #BelieveAllMen
>>157791735I mean, if this was the prosecution's argument I see why he walked.
>>157791752Amen brother! WE are the victims of rape, not women!
>>157791717Yeah I agree, typical champs from almost all divisions should be easily able to close number 2s. Though I have some doubt regarding the typical flyweight men's champs since they tend to be small. Bantamweight male champs should be able to close number 2s.
>>157791772You clearly are
>>157791610Kobe changed his number. Like Daniel Tosh said, 8 was the rapist...24 has an incredible work ethic and an unstoppable turnaround jumper
>>157791664excellent post, finngol
>>157791772Just looked by Strickland's case. Raped by 2 women at age 17 wut? I thought he got bummed as a kid or something horrifying like that.
>>157791795>turnaroundMuch like that helicopter. Until it didn't
bruh who let a jubli in here
>>157791820Still better than a paki at least
Got birria going in the slow cooker AMA
>>157791829they're the same thing
>>157791805fucking hell? I would shoah this piece of information from my mind if I could.
>>157791836Indians have had UFC fighters.
>>157791847name 3
when gable raperherson eventually matches up with josh hokit will the incredible hok be talking or will lil hok who might've been a raped victim himself be the one to call out the loophole allegations
Sueing you niggas for libel on behalf of gable
>>157791850They already spar each other. I get Gable smashes Hokit in practice
>>157791835Nice, eat it with tostadas imo
How would Bo Niggar do if he went up to HW
>>157791511you should be able to tell from head shape alone why vanbeast ends the pantoja meme
Sydney Sweeney as a UFC ring girl?
>>157791816kobe was so fuckin overratedhe was an inefficient ballhog career 32% 3pt shooter free throw merchant and a shitty teammate
>>157791722Gable did a threesome with another wrestler and a lady. They got drunk and Gable raped lady with a broom stick and other guy watched. She didn't like it and she went to cops. Then Gable and other guy got put in the pokey but some jewish lawyer got him out with some weird loopholes from1800's. So Gable was never officially convicted.
>>1577919032 dudes? thats gotta be gay
>>157791610Nobody has escaped it tho.Kobe got bashed for being a rapist even after he died. Gooby got blacklisted by alot of places. Once your name gets stained with being a rapist, the stain stays.Its already cost Gable alot of sponsor opportunities. He needs to stop being a fake goodboi, better off being a heel.
>>157791722hawnestly sounds like a mcgregor situation but the fact that he's so media trained and sounds so fake when he talks.
>>157791910there's a reason gable and jon are so close...
Joshua Van looks like shit, must have been a tough cut. The jungle asians are too thick, wonder how long he can keep up the 125 weight cut.
>>157791892Kobe was an 18 time allstar 11 time first team 5 time champ 2 time champion mvp and league mvp. Mamba mentality is synonymous with greatness personified. Who the fuck are you?
>>157791930kindred spirits and all. I just don't get what was the thing that ticked Jones off in Colby situation.
Sticking a foreign object inside a woman is also super weird and gay, why not fuck her?
>>157791939Colby wouldn't put out
>>157791953cock shame
kinda gay that Garth's entire career was a farce
>>157791938>Who the fuck are you?not half a smoldering corpse smeared across the mountainside
>>157791930Jon Jones first baby mama got pregnant from a threesome that Jon was in. Thats the rumor. This was when he was in community college wrestling. His baby mama had a son. So Jon doesn't have just daughters. Wouldn't surprise me if Job has alot of baby mommas. Black guys famously don't wear condoms.
>>157791874Bobo would beat Hokit again
Chama.
>>157791970jon prefers men
>>157791910As long as theirs a woman in between the man sandwich then its okay. Your balls could even slap each other and it wouldn't matter.
>>157791938Just someone still alive who never sodomized a girl I suppose
been leaning on two reasons:>Van win: now has 5 round experience, his 36 year old opponent suffering from ring rust. Better boxer >Pantoja win: has more championship experience, good grappler (Van's weakness), can take punches never had an issue turning fights ugly. I actually don't know who is gonna win tomorrow.
>>157791970>Black guys famously don't wear condoms.youd know sweetie
>>157791985Turn your monitor on
Gable is too short and fat to be elite at HW. I know DC had success but cmon, it’s 2026. And there’s no guarantee he’s even as good as DC.
>>157791997its aura vs talent but its also the paramount polymarket era so make of that what you will
>>157791953that and closeness to Jon is enough to draw an unfavorable picture. don't you have a dick over there? use it. the ass wasn't flat enough to get hard I presume
>>157791998Bodied that faggot.
>>157792008Jon mogged dc into bolivia so his protege will surely have much similar success
>>157791998do NOT look up USA STD rates among black people, especially black women
>>157792008Heavyweight is literally worse than its ever been. You think prime DC or Fedor don’t walk most of these bums?
raple was getting peached by elisha ellison
>>157792008Gable could literally grab Gaynes leg and throw him in the air like nothing. Then jump on him and smash the fuck out of him. Remember how Cormier tossed Josh Barnett so easily. Gable does that all day to Gane and hes way better than Cormier.People really underestimate how strong Gable is. They just got him on training wheels right now doing some boxing but once he gets comfortable hes gonna be violently tossing people like nothing. Gables unfortunately gonna be champ
>>157792045It is bad until you get to the top 3-4 and he beats none of them. The fuck is he gonna do to Gane, Tom, Volkov and Pavlovich? He can crush cans till then and then he’s fucked.
>>157792061You have to be trolling right?
>>157792076>He can crush cans till then and then he’s fuckedjust like tom did?
>>157792076Gane couldn’t stop takedowns from volkov
>>157792090go watch DC and barnett. Gable could do that to Gane easily. He sucks at wrestling
>>157792090>>157792110thisGane is thrash at wrestling. Hes a temporary champ.
>>157792110>>157792111Maybe back in his college wrestling days when he was blasting gear with little testing going on. He’s clearly gone off the gear partially or fully to get into the UFC and he’s fat, tubby and small.
>>157792008>too short and fatanon he's an olympic gold medalist wrestler the guy is a phenomenal athlete in a division full of low skill blobs and/or pure strikers def needs to improve but he's already a top 10 heavyweight the only exception would be if he turns out to be a chinlet, but no evidence of that yet
day 4 of the 1000 year gane reich
>>157792126Hes barely learning. By next year hes an top hw. Elite athletes learn fast. Being a heavyweight olympic gold medalist is a serious accolade. Gable probably breaks all his sparring partners.
>>157792127FACT: this is not good enough to beat Gane, Tom, Volkov or Pavlovich
>>157792076What's the deal with Brits thinking Gane is unbeatable?
>>157792143You're the famous>just a bullshit, cazzie take anon aren't you lol Someone post the collage of all his horrible takes about Gane beating Bones
The world is yours.
Ice cage soul Ufc no soul
>>157792164Nope
Gayne's only competition is Tomala. >inb4 Volkov eventually knocks him out
>>157791876turn on your monitor please
Just looked it up and somebody posts "just a bullshit cazzie take" on both american, british, and canadian IP addressesAnd theres only one retard I know who does that.
When enterprise gets too big it loses it's soul
>>157792149He isn’t, but Tubby Stevenson isn’t gonna do it. Guy is built like a marshmallow.
>bri'ish mma takes you lot badly underestimate how terrible HW isworst division by a mile
He knew...CHILLS!
Only two favorites have won a championship fight this year (Alexander Volkanovski and Islam Makhachev)
DDP, Pantoja, and Petr Yan supremacy.
Look at this lil marshmallow next to Jones he is fucked once he fights a real HW heemer. I’m talking skadooshed.
the kid beat elisha elephant. just give him the belt now
>>157792247two little piggies waiting to get taken to the abbitoirs by big tom
>>157792143You can’t judge fighters based off physique
AURA
You guys talk like Waldo-Cortes Acosta wasn't in the heavyweight top 5 like a week ago Heavyweight is a shit division it doesn't matter how bad a guy could be it's fucking heavyweight
>>157792227There have only been 6 men's undisputed title fights this year >Volk def Lopes>Ulberg def Jiri>Strickland def Khamzat>Garth def Ilia>Islam def Ian >Van def Taira
>>157792290Pantoja is taking that little joshua van kid to the abbitoirs, I fear
>>157792284It’s more his height and reach which is the biggest problem but the tubbiness isn’t a good sign either.
>>157792284kek vividly remember that wednesday media day before jones vs cyril when all of /heem/ proclaimed jon dead because he was soft around the middle
>>157792294Thats not even true
>>157792293waldo is one of the best strikers by far at heavyslopweight. problem is a high level rassler takes him down and beats him. I pick waldo against any striker aside from gane and maybe tom.
>>157792310which ones did i miss?
>>157792317I dont know Im just really lonely and wanted to argue with somebody
The problem with Gable is because of his height he’s forced to be a pressure fighter, he doesn’t have a choice. Once he runs into a big shot he will be fucked with no where to go. Same thing happened to Ilia.
>>157791511why the fuck would you cut weight for flyweight???? what a buncha babymen losers
gable unironically looked like a sloppier version of hokit. and he was facing a way worse opponent than blaydes.
>>157792336I'm not the guy to argue with. I am the authority on /heem/
>>157792337Anon HW is fuckin horrible no one is good No one is on Gable's level of athleticismThe guys who have one shot power have no wrestling The guys who can wrestle don't have power Aspinall is the only one who could prob stuff Gable's takedowns and hurt him standing but Aspinall is never fighting again
hokit won on middle finger damage alone
>>157791835Why would you do something like that, b?
Im so fucking hungry right now
>>157792315got picked apart by pavlovich
honestly, Pantoja would beat figgy 4/4 times if he was given a 5 rounder instead of Moreno.
>>157792284Jons little peahead
>>157792366Gane was stuffing Tom’s attempts. He’s a freak too, for all we know his wresting has improved a great deal.
pantoja is so good because he just eats everything. nobody can hurt him with shots. that's why if van somehow managed to he would be considered 100% legit. figgy couldn't even crack pantoja's chin.
ufc cloning program at it again...
>>157792402Gable's wrestling >>>>>>>>>> Tom's wrestling
>>157792402Tom didn't take any legitimate shots on Gane
>>157792414slightly diminished due to the weight class but pantoja has probably got the best chin in history alongside Vettorijust an absolute fucking dawlg
>>157791508Call him the blackbreaker
>>157792402It may have improved but Gane’s wrestling is suspect until proven otherwise
>>157792414>>157792450chins don't last forever. van will drop him not saying he'll heem him, but he will drop him at some point >>157792450fatstelum is in the discussion too. and condit
Strickland really hates gable he comments under every post about him
>>157792496strickland is a mental midget who needs constant attention
>>157792366How many times do muh wrassler guys have to get daddy dicked for you guys to realise its not the same in the cagehe'll run into a brick wall with Turdis AIDs
>>157792496lmao that's actually pretty funny
>>157792521How many times did you get daddy dicked growing up?
>>157792496Strickland hates on everyone. Usually its pretty funny. Colbys the same way.Also be careful B where your walking in the U.K. Alot of Stargates over there.
>>157792528you tell me daddy
Van looks bad in this weightcut. pantoja might get the belt back
>>157792366I don't think anyone can stop Gaybles take downs. Being a gold medalist at heavyweight in the olympics is fucken nearly impossible. Gable is freakishly strong. He can take down whoever he wants. No way aspinall stops a takedown.
So you want to be a fucker?
lmao
>>157792496Rapist vs raped
Ultimate fucking championship
>>157792574Yeah the only thing that might fuck him is if he turns out to have a terrible gas tank
>>157792521Are you familiar with Dagestanis? Elite wrestling is the best base for MMA
>>157792595But enough about strickland vs khamzat...
>>157792605or a weak chin but his chin looks decent so far
>>157792583fake. taira is too japanese to do banter
is that fat gassy bitch jacobe Smith fighting any time soon? cant wait to see him chimp out again
>>157792641his opponent pulled out a couple months ago don't think he has a fight booked yet
>>157792641i want to see him and that buck from contender series who acts like a serial killer fight
>>157792583Taira legit fucked himself over. He had Van on the bottom and could have thrown some punches and maybe got a stoppage and instead kept focusing on working to a submission.
>>157792496Who fucking cares
I want to fuck Chuck
My name is Deens and I am evil
>>1577926131 fagestani champ
>>157792662he's a bjj player that's what bjj players do also that's why pantoja will finish vanpantoja will look for a sub but if it's not there he will fuck van up with elbows and punches from mount
>>157792366Watch this Sheraf guy heem him cold. I’m telling you Gable is not fit for HW fighting at any level. None of his accolades mean anything once he gets buzzed he’ll collapse like a sack of shit.
Digestive FansEy anyone here a digestive fan?
>>157792550Why didn't he Bowser whirlwind throw him off the mat?
the key to wrestling in the UFC is glove grabbing
>>157792595but enough about gable and jon
Fuck
Gaple will gape.
The first time Raple gets reversed he's going to look like a dying infant just like Khamzat and Bo Nigeria
>>157792734Sheraf gonna win
>>157792701>bri'ish MMA takes Sharaf is one of the worst fighters UFC has ever signed. Almost zero chance he beats Gable. Almost zero chance he survives more than 2 minutes
A heavyweight with khamzat’s skill set would beat everyone easily. Probably even one with Bo’s would be champ
brits consistently have the most abhorrent takes on this sport
New ufc 331 art
>>157792754Most main cards start at 2am. They don't even watch the fights how can you expect them to understand MMA?
>>157792765Might be the most revolting thing i have ever seen
Wheres that one guy who said he could control which fighters spammy calls daddy and which ones he says got raped?He made him call him Hokdaddy. Which way are we going with Gable?
>>157792754the british paki sucks at fight analysis. I always laugh at his posts.
>>157792754you mongs thought padbeast would lose to bsd
>>157792800I bet Paddy to win by sub +600 it was one of my best hits of the year
>>157792703Aljosama wanted to give the blowjob buttscooter a chance
>>157792786I always laugh at his pathetic bitter loveless life.
>>157792734nigga named Elisha
many claim they are bout it but rarely are they willing to go to that level
I don't watch MMA but I watched Chimaev-Gaethje and it proved entertaining; isn't it obvious Chimaev got robbed? From the outside looking in it definitely is
>>157792817I always laugh at his useless atrophied legs
>>157792842Gaethje won on damage. Chimaev just laid on him the whole fight and did nothing. Gaethje landed the only shots of consequence
>>157792786Maybe I'm just autistic but I can't discern various anons without a tripcode. How can you tell one Brit from the other
>>157792842>Chimaev-Gaethje
>>157792850careful mate he might put a pipe bomb in your mailbox
>>157792754It's not their sportYou wouldn't expect a good soccer take from an American
>>157792870that's not autism that's just being a simpleton you can fix it by reading more and analysis
>>157792870You need to start spending 16 hours a day here
>>157792931that too
OOOOOHHHHHH CHIMAEV WITH A BIG LIVER SHOT IN THE 3RDGAETHJE IS HURT BUT HE'S HOLDING ONAMD GAETHJE SNAPS DOWN ON THE HEADLOCK
>>157792870wtf is a tripcode?
Justin Gaethje; the Swedish man from Sweden
Yank sissies getting real pissy over their little marshmallow HW prospect
Josh "Get up in that ass" Van
luke thomas the swedish man from finland
>>157791276Fuck Dana
bro nina drama is so FUCKING hot
mfw just heemed the meng back-2-back
Relax pussies. I'm here.
>>157791284
Why aren't there more Italian fighters?
>mfw it's raping time
>>157792717i wonder if jon really got molested or if that was one of his sob stories
>>157792870Theirs a handful that post constantly 24/7. Most show up every once and a while. And more normal ones just on the weekends.
>>157793067do you really think that if it happened he would tell people
>arnold allen out>losene keita in vs aaron picopicocel bros...
>>157793092he posted it on twitter so yeah
>>157793093thats an easier fight than allen
>>157793048Fagle.
>>157793104poosene probably hits harder and pooco's chin is dust
>>157793036Too much pasta we are all busy eating pasta
>>157793092>>157793101it's a guy that's constantly crashing out over twitter so it's plausible. i kinda felt bad for the guy when he implied being friendless last christmas
hes gay so yeah ofc he got molested
>>157793161part of his pathology would include lying and saying provocative things for attention but also not wanting to show weakness it doesn't make much sense to me
>>157793220so you're saying he did get raped
there are multiple ways to make WMMA better, but none of them involve fighting
So why isnt Ruffy the one who barks like a dog? They kind of missed a trick there.
>>157793268Puffy is no longer part of the Fighting Nerds because he refused to adopt a gimmick
>>157793272Everything ruffy does is a gimmick you goof
>>157793078Guess I'm a tourist then. I'm only here for some game threads and numbered event weeks
>>157793104nah pico wont wrestle. he'll get zeemed
PICO POWER!
GoatMMA you say the wrong thing and I can neutralize a source of your income in the snap of a fingers like that. You little parasite leech human.Put that in the outro of your little videos
*shuffles into the path of an incoming RPG*
>>157793067Jon getting diddled would basically explain everything about him including why he's so effeminate and zesty as a purportedly straight man. He got turned into a bitch
>>157793332kill yourself without a suicide note
bro Nate sounds better I hope he's ok
imagine spending your life wishing Jon was gay
>>157793344sorry m8 heres one for you
>>157793332BethanySean Strickland
>>157793335Uh yeah so can you add some onions aaaannnnd uhhhh garlic pickles... hey can you add some spicy mustard too
1, khabib
>>157793093Pico buckbreaks him for 4 minutes and gets heemed by glancing shot
Jon spends his life wishing he wasn't gay
>>157793344Rude.
>>157793332I have AGP and only get off by viewing myself as a woman Tom Aspinall
Ilia. You do not want us to TKO you again.
Jon became the goat because as gayche said if one man can hold you down two can rape you and well let's just say little portajon vowed on that day he'd never be held down by a man again
Yeah I have AGP alsoAn Giant Penis
>>157793421don't sign your post
Time to set the record straight. People who duke it out: FightersPinheads who read books: NerdsAnd never the two shall meet
>>157793422ilja*
>>157793093Unironically a winnable fight for PicoKieta is a very one note fighter. He hits hard and that's about all he is. A lot of people were picking Pitbull to beat him and then all the problems they saw came out vs Nathaniel WoodPico is a fragile fighter but he's more put together and overall skilled than Kieta is. Could be a classic Aaron Pico fight where he's winning and then dies randomly but it could also just be a onsided beat down No I'm not the Aaron Pico guy watching him get knocked out was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Just realistic about who Kieta is
>>157793461Theyre nerds about fighting. They read books about fighting and fight books about reading.
>>157793332Blair Gane
But what if they did meet?What if they fused the ability to study with the ability to fightThe result would be some kind of... fighting nerd
>>157793461have you heard the legends of a great big fat man who drinks alcoholic beverages out of footwear at work and is inexplicably still employed
>>157793421That's not how AGP works
Jondaddy raped AGPignall without even fighting xer…
>>157793481Brainiacs slugging dudes out? Yeah life ain't a fairytale b.
FACT: Tom Aspinall has never won an undisputed title fight, defended his undisputed title, nor won a fight in over two years.
>>157793201turn on your monitor and also stop comparing yourself sean strickland
>>157793520I think youd be surprised
>>157793494Some say he was never the same since the hot sauce shoey, he's retarded now
>>157793597no wonder he retired
FACT: Andy Aspinall is a pedophile who molested his son
>>157793364is Islam pouting?
GG fucking easy
HE'S FUCKING DYING
>>157793597FACT: Troonmala has no testicles, no belt, no orbs, no fans and jerks xer microclit to Jondaddy,
>>157793364
>>157793520Last time you read a book?Last time you practiced combat sports?
>>157793705A successor to the throne...
joshua "cutbabby" van
Joshua "diaperbabby" Van
>>157793705>>157793725Wtf which one is more blessed?
FACT: The only currently active UFC heavyweight that has ever won an undisputed title fight is Jamawal Hill
>>157793705who da fook is this guy
>>157793739hello #2 ranked ufc flyweight Manel Kape
>>157793721Imagine all those sexy daddies spunking you after another I’m feeling flushed…
>>157793745Jamaghal Xhill
Joshua "Dirty Diaper Panties" Van
>>157793705friendly reminder that weight cutting is fucken dangerous. you could literally die from weight cutting.
He should change name to Joshua Hill
*wallops the jenkins out of you for not thinking about Justin Gaethje this minute*
>>157793726>>157793739>>157793765youre gonna look so fucking stupid and raped in 31 hours
>>157793786turn your monitor on
>>157793793*turns your monitor on*
my monitor is off
I literally invented the "turn your monitor on" meme
Dorks decking dudes? I say no dice to that bit of cock and bull.
gaethje cheatedbut can you blame him? president trump told him to put plaster in his gloves, and gaethje is an american patriot (dumb goy)
I wanted to properly soak in the Ilia loaded gloves cope so I've drawn a bath and am now pouring over X while lavender and tea tree wafts about me
Fact is, if Justin didn't have plaster in his gloves Ilia would have heemed him in the 1st round like he said he would
If Gaethje had plaster in his gloves than I guess Ilia just had a unbelievable unbreakable Pantoja-level chin because he didn't get hurt until the 3rd round
>>157793911Truth nuke.
mma is a bald man;s sportnobody with hair should be allowed to watch mma
if gaethje cheated then the world makes sense againnothing's been the same since ilia lost....
Greenland is ours.
NOBODY does that to Tony Ferguson, Max Holloway and Ilia Topuria...Except the Swedish man.
>>157793958Gaethje is our retard pal
>>157793958Volkov is more Swedish than Garth
>>157793967How come Gaethje's Knee hurt Ilia more than the shots from his loaded glove
Woop woop!
This Swede would be a real problem if he went into fighting instead of football
Americans need to stop trying to steal our shine
>>157791276>>>/wsg/6227839
>>157794000he looks peruvian
>>157793993Clitia suffered a piggy prolapse. Xer bacon basement filled with brown sauce. Alexandre stopped the fight smelling the stank coming off his xister’s gape
Ilia could murder your entire family with his bare hands and rape you in the asshole until you like it
>>157794037nah id put plaster in my fist
>>157794037false premise
Clitia Topiglet is a 5’4 petite homosexual.
>Coaches aren't allowed to review opponents hand wraps>Even in big title fightsTheir is a possibility that loaded gloves could happen. UFC should allow corners to watch the opponent get wrapped. Boxing lets corners review wraps because of how constant cheating would happen. Loaded gloves are dangerous, Margarito fucked up Cotto with loaded gloves.
Topuria lives in a mansion with a cryogenic recovery pod and hyperbolic time chamber , what about you?
Shavkat's not coming back, is he?
>>157793958the swedish man?
>>157794067i have two intact orbitals and no yacht whore ex wife
gaethje is a fucking spic (red hair and blue eyes)
>>157794084Yeah I dont think youll ever have to worry about your wife divorcing you pal
>>157794087Be that as it may, he is still /ourretard/
I asked Sweden if Justin Gaethje loaded his gloves and he said hell no, pure fucking skill actually
>>157794068yeah I'm here what up
>>157794111Topuria wins the rematch thoughbeit
>>157794124that's not what Sweden said
>>157794068schaubcat is a racist piece of shit. I am so glad our xister Ian kneecapped him.
If shavkat rahkmanov never took the Ian Garry fight he would be world champion right now.Let that sink in.
>>157791592Hey mate can you please not make fun on Nav by saying 'Ayyy' and shit like that? I post his pics because I think he's cool not because of bullshit online bullying/harrassment
>Gable pondered to himself >Just how far could I shove the broom handle inside her?
>>157794164Gonna be so funny to watch this guy fold Jiri with some spinny shit
>>157794143It would have also been Cuck vs Buck instead of Buckley vs Colby aka the fight that killed Hulk Hogan. So yeah Shavkat ended Hulkamania
>>157794087Mexicans actually have a bunch of redheads. Alot of people don't know this but the Celtic people used to also be in Spain. Their descendants are all over latin america. So theres tons of redheads especially in Mexico. In my class, their was a mexican girl that had green eyes, freckles, and orange hair. She looked white. I also had a neighbor who was a mexican ginger, bright orange hair. His daughter is also ginger.
>>157794180This guy is going to fold the whole division like Bonnie Blues bedsheets get folded after they are washed everytime she has sex with a different man or something that gets folded a lot like polymer bills, proteins in a biological organism or anything like that like Japanese origami, you understand.
>>157794067I didn’t quit in front of Cheeto Benito.
>>157794223Finna fold that nigga like hotel bedsheets, crispy
>>157794180He shouldnt even be fighting, he should be locked in a stable and bred to create more specimens like him so I can create my own Nav army and take over the world
Joey has spoken..... it's over Garthtards
Ilia just posted this, what does it mean?
>mma fighters barely realizing that boxing hand wraps are betterI bet a bunch of ufc fighters this weekend are gonna use box wraps instead
Anyone knows what happened with Ortega? I saw a recent pic where his face looked damaged
>>157794335heard he was raped
WE ARE ASPINALLWE SHIT IN THE SHOE
fr though well done on tom for hiding his missus passport so well she hasn't left him yet poles are notorious fairweather wives
>>157794335sparring partner put plaster in his gloves
>>157794383eastern european women are hot but tom's crazy for marrying one
>tomala actually fell for the marriage memeKWAB
i am envisioning a bokassa style coronation for ciryl and well deserved too
who would win if volk and yan fought right now at 145 lbs?
>>157794267This dude doesn't know how photography and lighting work
>>157794335Dude went a decade in the UFC, tanked vicious beatings. Doesn't take much to open up old damage, im thinkin
>>157794515volk, significant size advantage and they're similarly skilled enough to both mix things up, yan doesnt have the one hitter quitter power to seriously punish volks mistakes either
>>157794528he's a professional fighter bud champion of the world pride of sweden how about a bit more respect yeah
>>157794552you might be connecting the wrong dots, respectfully
Bam bam looks fitSomething so incredibly intelligent/ likeable about Doo Ho ChoiAlonzo Meinfeild is a lot more popular than I thoughtCharles Jourdain looks like an absolute killerChito Vera looks extremely gaunt and barely standingJoo Sang Yoo is not open to distraction, very focusedJoanderson Brito has a nervousness and balance issue? Some kind of mental afflictionOzzy Diaz has actual retardation, brain dehyrated throwing up gangsignsRuffy looks gaunt and zapped but manageablePantoja handled the weight cut better than anybody, sharp as a tacArman looks rough but has a scary dark sideRobelis weighed in like a farm animal at auctionIwo looks very happy and healthyVan was worried about not making weight, body had to bring out ancient starving myanmar genetics to pass the weight cut
https://www.youtube.com/live/DQ2_X7Ksd98?si=KDNJhheV9jOnRpGx333 press conference is live you goofers
>thaadaaapp you fff-f-f-frickin IdiothssssThat Movsar boy zesty as hell
>>157794747...whatever that means
>>157794779
>paddy's shorter than 5'8 tom hardywtf all these fighters are midgets
Who wins the HW title Gable or Hokit?
I nigged when I should have fagged.
>>157794821Hokit is LHW at best maybe even middleweight
Youtube is censoring the Gable rape comments
>>157794821gane beats both
>>157794335he was just in camp with that bellator scrub mckee he has a fight soon
>>157794722>>157794841>>157794866Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
Jon Bones Jones never lost the LHW title or the HW title
>>157794866sharaf shouldve said grape instead
>>157794906vacated LHW to duck janvacated HW to duck tomthese are concessions of defeat
Gable unalived and graped a woman in the sweltering summer of ??
chito seems motivated not to lose this time$100 on air jourdain it is
Ok Gable made some mistakes. So what? None of us are perfect. We can't change the past, all we can do is try to be better.
>>157795023he's gonna come out strong round 1, get clipped once late 1st/early 2nd and then immediately revert to throwing 1 punch every minute 30 and lose 29-28 while acting like its a robbery
>>157795063Ok but he doesn't carry a humility associated with having accidently raped someone
>>157795063We must be better men...
Swedish icons ranked3. Khamzat Chimaev2. Ilir Latifi1. Justin Gaethje
>>157795072Who are you to judge? Are you God?
Holding in the biggest schaub ever. Could have dumped it in the Till like 10 times already at lv 9 urgency but I've held back. Fer sure gonna need 2 flushes to be safe when this nuke drops...
There's a reason why Jesus Christ has the same initials as Justin Gaethje, all I'm saying
amen
weigh in lookin good
when will it be my turn to kiss tai?
It’s good that people are realizing that Gable Stevenson is a rapist. Hopefully now the victim can find justice, either judicially or financially.
please handy fite me
gable the lost chapters
There's factually more evidence that Pereira is a rapist than there is for Gable
If Gable Steveson was a broadcast system he'd be Cable TV-son
GABLE STEVEN-SON HAS HAD OVER 10 RAPES IN THE UFCAND HE'S POISED TO HAVE EVEN MORE HERE TONIGHT!
>>157795267Gable is uglier than Alex so your statement is false.
>>157795267You can't rape a girl in the ass
The rapist is about to hit the stage
>loophole couldn't even look him in the eyesPathetic
>>157795350He had his eye on a potential next victim in the audience
If Hasbulla still lives, I fear for him if Gable finds him. We know what Jon did...
if you really cared about that woman who was raped you wouldn't be joking about the situation.
come sugg my digg
how many of you are keeping a beer in your fridge just in case BAM BAM get's a heem and we're all gonna drink a shoei in support?
with a heckin beer in his fridge
>>157795546Well, you caught me b. I just like joking about rape.
Van and Arman displayed weak minded behavior. Arman in particular seemed very insecure.
shoei ohtani nigga
lmao, US hours are horrendousgood night
Tai winning is like 100% maybe more in my books
I need about 3 coffees to feel normal. Is that bad?
>>157795712Depends. Are you over 35?
>>157795712embrace it
>>157795646>>157795670kek he didn't like that
Gaethje's initials are his last name
>>157795726No but I'm fat (think Tuivasa)
there's a title fight tomorrow where's everyone?
>>157795880What?
>>157796019WE ARE WATCHING RAF B
>>157796019here, boss
>>157796029no we're not
joe rogan will be buried in the elephant graveyard
>>157796069Ngl I lost what little respect I had for him seeing how hard he's sucking Peter Thiel's dick 24/7
>>157796028J.G.Read it out
Gsp likes black girls
you just know Pantoja is getting the Conor vs Jose treatment tomorrow. At the faceoffs he was close to tears
>>157796030what's up
>>157796130fighters used to at least be heterosexual even if they were miscegenates. sean r loves his job because every day he gets to stares at black cock through their tight shorts. he would try out for magic mike but hes too flabby and uncoordinated
>>157796188Awaiting your command
>>157791334check it out nowthe funk soul brutha
>>157796189you're fuckin weird little bro
>>157796189*enters the thread*heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy fellas
>>157796189cancuck i just entered this thread (see gamrot gif) and you're being a faggot again, tsk tsk tsk.
>>157796324pisslam really ducked this salkilld victim lmao
GODrot hasn't been the same since Hooker robbed him
>>157796309>>157796333sean r is the bandit kieth of fighting and im the Pharaoh
I like when Gable Steveson talks about Gable Steveson in 3rd person.
what is blud waffling about
>>157796213go ahead and heem your meng. you've earned it.
>>157796456yeah whatever that means little guy
when is colby chaos covington fighting?
pyfer just bitched rockhold
>>157796512fighting the urge to drop to his knees and service the nearest BBC? daily, I'm afraid.
>>157796535we don't blog here
>Ciryl Gane will NOT be promoted to undisputed UFC heavyweight champion, despite holding the interim title, per Dana White>“Is Ciryl Gane the undisputed UFC heavyweight champion? No. He’s still gotta fight. He’ll fight soon.”ganecels...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157796439
>>157796512he retired from fighting actually
>>157796546Tomala Tomala are you okay???
>>157796546>Gane will win an undisputed title fight before Tomala
>>157796546how short sighted can tomcels be
>>157792662Taira tried to gnp but whenever he tried to posture up Van started to scramble
>>157796585would've been true either way if he got promoted and won his next fight
and with that, tom aspinall was never a legitimate champion...
>>157796610heavyweight isn't going to have a legitimate champion for years m8
Its not rape if shes drunk is just common sense and youre a faggot if you disagree. Gable Steveson acted within the confines of the law which was given to us by the founding fathers of which Gable Steveson would have been a part of had he been alive at that time.
raple would've been a slave nigga
>>157796546Why can't the UFC be consistent with it's rules for once. The interim holder has always been promoted to undisputed in the event thag the undisputed holder must vacate. This is how it's always worked. There is no reason to split hairs here
when you consider what a mess this all is, you start to see why the humble gane would consider it a moral responsibility to take a dive to gable, to restore order to all of mma
this nigga gane calls himself 'good kid' while the longest streak he's gone on without committing fouls is 2 fights. 0 if you count outstretched fingers as a foul (which they are in the unified rules)who the fuck does that?
People forget that Ganes not good.
>>157796716He belongs into the Machiavellian fighter pantheon amongst the likes of Volkanovski, Khabib, Jones, Charle, Garth and DC. Real ones who’ll do everything in their hands to win.
UFC just announced they are NOT giving Gayne the belt.
Checking out his record. Ganes best real win is Sergie Spivac and im not kidding. What a fucking joke this nigger is.
holy fuck kamarus bald
just did a rockhold. smelly.
>>157796716Many niggers are so delusional that they unironically believe nonsense like this
Is there any Em Em Ayy on right now? I'm watching the AAA Triplemania from last Sunday
good kid
>>157796698The interim title is just what rank #1 should be. Honestly makes no sense to promote him to undisputed champ off a win over pereria.
>>157796777>Khabib >Garth>DC>Volk
guy got pink eye from all the ass sniffing in raf
>>157796829WOWWWWWWLOOK AT HIM GO
let's do an early one
female wrestling up next in RAF
Just got my ass kicked. I tried to leg kick him and fell flat on my back then he just beat the shit out of me.
>>157796822made no sense to promote b tom aspinall off a victory over curtis blaydes either
just whooped someone's ass. never been in a fight or seen one. tried kicking me like a little kid and i just hit em.
>>157796786lol
>>157796905shouldve feinted a sloppy leg kick and snapped it down into an oblique kick and fucked his mouth after you blew out his knee
>>157796661hes mulatto, he would been a house nigha living in massas house and managing all the other slaves
>>157796905shoulda hit a buggy from inverted de la riva guard baka
someone make a new threadd
the wolf is at your door
>>157796829>Khabib weighed pounds above for at least two fights >Garth eyepokes more than Gane>DC weighed pounds above his weight + eyepokes>Volk always headbutting his opponents And that’s based.
>>157796991as soon as I read that, someone was st the door. trippy synchronicity
Fuck jannies
notice how khamzat didn't want to face an out of prime gilbert burns in a grappling match and instead chose to have a wrestling match? this is because he is a coward.
wrestling is incredibly gay
and he already went to the second period and dropped 4 points to burns. this is humilating for khamzat hahahahaha
>>157797028khumshots wrestling is overrated.>Any good ncaa level wrestler smokes him>He gets tired in under 5 minutes >Hes lucky middleweight has shitty wrestlers
when is cumshot going to wrestle bo nigger
Pretty grim viewership for a former UFC champ
>>157797087so many people didnt remember the name
someone care to explain how tom gave up fighting and now that hes unemployed he no longer has time to shoot an hour long weekly podcast? did he catch his sons retardation?
>>157797087I doubt crime and punishment gets checked out as much as Harry Potter
RAF still promoting Dillon Danis. Are they retarded?
>>157797098Yeah it's called the injury clause loophole kid
>>157797109yea cuz harry potters still the champ and dosteoeyvkeysye is dead
Usman would heem tappy Ilia right now if he wanted
>>157797119did you catch retardation from toms son? my question is how does he suddenly lose all of his free time when he becomes unemployed?
>>157797116GODnis is a drawl
>>157797094>>157797094
