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go jays
how often do baseball WAGs cheat on baseball players?
>steers and queers
morning
>>157781135>baseball WAGsI wonder if they have like the bitchiest infighting drama or if they're extremely boring and stay in their own lanes
RAYS WIN RAYS WIN>5 games up
>Dodgers make the playoffs for the 13th time in 14 years>spray champagne with goggles on
>>157781224The celebration shit is pushed by the MLB for photo ops and nice headlines, I don't think the Dodgers and teams that aren't in some insane playoff drought give a shit about this
>>157781245the doyers don't even care about being a team, it's a bunch of mercenaries
>>157781264xforce is also a team of mercenaries and they work together as a team
>>157781271
mercenary is my favorite sex position
>>157781302at least you wear protection
PCA has increased his OBP by 88 points this year. I wondered if that was historic, and then found that George Springer increased his by 96 points when he decided to cheat last year.
>>157781297This is just like my heckin Wolverine game!
>>157781302>paise a guy to stab his wife with a unsheathed swordfun fact: vagina literally comes from the latin for "sword sheath"
>>157781169Have to credit the rays. Yankees have played at a 108 win pace since August 19
>>157781153if the former was true there would already be a Bravo original reality show about it
Daily reminder to fire David Stearns ty
2026 Mestlose>mfwspend 388 million dollars on payrolllose>mfwsoto goes on the ILlose>mfwfire the managerlose>mfwsoto returnslose>mfwhomosex pride daylose>mfwlindor returnslose>mfwowner says "why are fans so angry, we almost made it to the '24 WS"lose>mfwsoto goes on the IL againlose>mfwsoto returns againlose>mfwplay the yankees on 9/11lose>mfwpete alonso hits HR #300 for the Orioles in CitiFieldlose>mfwmets fans give orioles alonso a standing ovationlose>mfwlolmestolmest
>>157781328everyone had to learn latin at my highschool, 3 years of itcool language
A 1B slugger like Josh Naylor declining around the age of 29 is exactly why Boy Genius was unwilling to resign Pete. But I get it, Pete feels different, like he won't decline since he looks sturdy af.
>>157781537Josh Naylor is a piece of shit and I'm sure stopped putting in any work once he got a contract. He's also only a "slugger" because he's fat.
I have real disdain for loud & proud homosexuality, as often seen on /mlb/
>pop fly to leftjuan soto trots in$805 million contractwill he catch it?>is no my yobfrancisco lindor trots back$341 million contractwill he catch it?>is no my yobbo bichette trots back$126 million contractwill he catch it?>is no my yobball lands between $1.3 Billion in salary>mest gonna mestlolmest
>>157781600chek'd and kek'd
I can't even remember the last time the phillies and mets played this new schedule is so retarded
LGM
>>157781584By the looks of it, a lot of memers are not putting in the work this year with the level of poor defense and hitting they currently have.
>>157781677>I can't remember two (2) months agoWho's the retard?
>>157781687go to the bahamas?
>>1577817262 months in a baseball season is like half a decade
>Lake Elsinore wins championship>Chelsea sold to our Padres owner>Potential Chargers buyout from Padres black queen owner>soon Spanos humiliation from Raidurrs this Sunday of how ass the oline along with Herbie doesn't seem to give a shit anymore Keep up the momentum against dem doggy doo and Sneks, I can taste the wild card.
>>157781736Chadres can still possibly get the WC1 spot and maybe even 90 wins. Also hoping Merrill or Tatis somehow pull off the 30/30
>>157781107I look like this, post on r/beards while making this face and drink IPAs. AMA
is he to blame?
>>157781792is it true that you guys make fun of innocent 4channers on reddit for no good reason
can I get a cws of this?
>>157781537Josh Naylor is black and blacks age faster. Pete was always going to have more longevity.
>sydney sweeny ad on Foxwtf I didn't think it was allowed on TV LOL
>>157781852*cws edit
>>157781537pete is fat as hell and has already had down years. let's see if you still feel this way about him next year
mest wtf are you doing
nice defense lindor
>>157781860they have to demoralize us by spamming that ugly whore
>>157781869I admit it's just a gut feeling and not concrete data show Pete won't age poorly. I tend to think iron man players don't decline fast.
>>157781537it tanked the Mets season. Pete put up a typical Pete year for the O's, except he played much better first base. Stearns replaced him with Jorge Polanco who played like 30 games and was no joke one of the worst players in the league. Then the the got hurt he replaced him with literal corpse Mark Vientos. That's probably a 5-8 game swing by itself, plus the stability of him playing 160-162 games every night. But then you don't have Pete backing up Juan Soto in the lineup. Even if Pete declines in year 3 who cares, this retard has wasted hundreds of millions of dollars of Cohen's money with guys like Frankie Montas.
>>157781869his down year he hit 34 hrs and 88 rbi's with .788 OPS
>>157781915ydk what you're talking about. Young has been playing 1B most days. he's got half of Pete's WAR at 1/30 of the salary and with 2/3 of the PAs. Pete being here wouldn't put us in the postseason when we're 12 games behind>>157781922exactly. there's nothing special about a sub 800 OPS 1B. definitely not worth 5+ years while you already have other mega contracts and would basically have to pay 2x as much as the actual AAV value due to the luxury tax
>1987we just won the World Series last year, the goal is to win a championship every year>1988or at least every other year, maybe 100 wins, fully operational death star>1989okay, new goals>1990the goal is to win the division every year>1991this time, this is the year>1992I mean, this year>1993new goal is to win the division every year59-103, welp>1994strike? maybe every other year>1995we have a lineup of hairy monsters (Piazza + Hundley)>1996we are the most analytical team in the sport>1997new goal, winning the division isn’t important>1998just have to get to the postseason>1999wild card is a crapshoot>2000Subway Series, we’re back baby>2001new goal, winning the pennant isn’t important>2002I’m rolling it back, you know, because>2003wait till next year>2004new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2005we have a lineup of hairy monsters again>2006division title, this is our year>2007new goal, winning the division isn’t important just don’t collapse>2008just don’t collapse on the last day again>2009wait till next year>2010we are the most analytical team in the sport>2011new goal, winning isn’t important>2012just have to get to the postseason>2013new goal, .500 would be nice>2014wait till next year>2015NL Pennant, this time this is the year>2016or at least make the playoffs again>2017injuries? welp, maybe every other year>2018deGrom Cy Young, we’re back>2019new goal, wild card is a crapshoot>2020short season, whatever>2021new goal, just have to get to the postseason>2022101 wins, fully operational death star again>2023biggest payroll ever, analytics machine go brrrrrr>2024NLCS run, we’re so back>2025wait, what happened?>2026xwOBA + HR - wRC / Cohen dollars + xWTF = still no ring, no run prevention, you know, because wait till next yearAre the Mets fans the biggest cucks in all of sports?
>>157781932Juan Soto should be the Mets 1st baseman but he doesn't want to move out of the outfield. I often wonder if Stearns was projecting this inevitable change sooner than later.
this dude making bowties his entire personality is one of the gayest things in baseball - and that's including the Cubs "girls"
>>157781970Give it up for dem cubbie girls
Lets Go White Sox.
>Suxies magic need to rally
Rays :3
>>157781135Usually they have to endure a couple of years of minor league play so they are better than other sports.
>>157782004Crazy that this entire season will come down to our ability to sweep the Tigers.
Cowboy Ohtani
>>157781960that definitely factored into it. Soto is not a great fielder so it's not like both he and Alonso could split DH duties. it would be great if Soto is willing to learn 1B but Idk. I think he thinks he's good enough to stay out in LF for a while still. as good as he is, his defense is kind of a headache and it's hard to know how to manage that if he's stubborn & happens to have a big/frail ego
Why are the seats so empty at the astros, this is prime.time tv ameeica and its only 30% full. Is houston not a baseball city
>>157782052Texas does not care about baseball, it's football season.
It’s Aaron Nola for crying out loud
berdbros how we feeling about the blues season
Murakami-san!!!!!! ^..^
>framber blows the game immediatelyFuck you time for lions
Mune is back
I like that Morabito has been making more contact and taking more competitive ABs even if he isn't scorching the ball
Nola is dealing.
>immediately after the Sox choke away the division Mune decides to put his bat on the ball>>157782106loins are going to get btfo tonight
Bills Mafia
>>157782131I would rather watch that than frambitch balldez
>>157782141...is composed of white trash.
>>157782157Jets Nation
Aaron New Orleans
>>157782146fair but you guys were one "forward pass that didn't go forward" call away from losing to Tyler Shuck last week
Billjetkeetriotcaneerlins.
>>157782232People don't yet realize Tyler is really good
How much did they pay this bum
finally got the video running on strikeout and it turns out there is a hot girl in my neighborhood who wants to fuck so thats just 2 sweet!
They’re calling Munetaka Murakami the southside samurai
>>157782275A fuck ton to be a little bitch. So infuriating.
>leadoff groundout
The White Sox literally cannot move runners on base without a home run.
>>157782265I'm not hating on the man and I think the aints will win that dumpster fire of a divisionif he plays a single drive during the preseason instead of flailing around in the first half they win that game
>>157782292First hit in five games, after they lost the divisi
jesus mests
Mets are dogshit.
Baty pisses me off, that was brutal
Ah yes the typical leimotiv with Nolan McLean, butterfingers at the 5th
>$38 mil/year>18th in walks
the mets and phillies don't seem like they give a shit
>>157782436+ 14 HBP kek
WTF WHY DID HE CHALLENGE
I really dislike Alvy behind the plate, my lord. that was fucking 8 inches outside
Alvarez stinks
>>157782450now you know how your parents felt about you
>no run support Nolan
>>157782087are they just gonna shit the bed until they sell at the deadline and start trying when they're out of the race again?
McLean is dealing
mcclean what are you doing
>Mcwalk
Fedde lasted three innings
McMeatball subs
>harpshit
I think he's safe
>lindodo
why the fuck is Baty playing 10 feet off the bag when he sees the ball is slowly rolling toward LindorI fucking hate this shit ass crop of prospects man, Baty, Alvy and Vientos are fucking boneheads
He looks safe but barely
fucking hell arraez
>$500 million payroll>lose
>>157782604AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>157782651calm down frank
>>157782604Kyle tucka and Scooby to da dodgas? How is that fair?
>sonny gay
Yordan Alvarez is a better DH than Ohtani.
based Nola turning his season around.
>>157782670Couldn't get it past the Jung-le cat
Nice pick retard!
"One of the changes he made this year is that he is mentally locking in for each at bat and being present."
BUNT ALERTI REPEAT, BUNT KINO ALERT
mest.... this... this is just silly
dirty face
Such a Mets injury man
Jared Young got heemed by Bum McLean
the amount of mistakes the Mets have been making is just...holy shit I think McLean kneed Young full on in the face. why the fuck is Young diving for the ball when McLean is running to itwhat the fuck is going on with this TEAMMMMMMMMMMM
Man down man down
what are we doing
HEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMM
he ded
Holy shit man, that kid just got Tejada’d. What a perfect microcosm to this Mets team. Get your shit together.
has this been the mets entire season? wtf
Who's ready for the red sux to choke even worse than 2011?
McLean must feel terrible.
Nolan McLean kneeing his teammates sums up his season. He just self destructs
>>157782959Old heads are calling this one of the worst seasons ever. And mind you last year was pretty bad with an all time great collapse.
>>157782994he has a low 3s era you hypochondriac
>>157782994Hasn't he been pretty good?
WHY THE FUCK DID YOUNG DIVE FOR THE BALL FACE FIRST WHEN MCLEAN IS CHARGING TOWARD IT AND USELESS FUCKING BATY DOES NOTHING TO BACK UP 1B
His neck is broken.
Lol mest
Is there a webm of what happened?
>>157783065>>157783071fuck off you lowlife assholes. fucking miserable people, how do you crack jokes when this just happened. you've had extremely fucked childhoods no matter how much you deny it
those fatass EMT's manhandling the spinal injury patient like that scene from Naked Gun
If that were Pete Alonso, his buccal fat chin would've absorbed the impact. Another reason you SHOULD'VE kept Alonso.
>>157783044Last season I liked him, this season he couldn't replicate it.. He might have a good era but when him and sean manea starts its a warning sign usually
Vientos for the rest of the year. Securing the top 5 pick in the draft
Hopefully Soto dies next.
>>157783119Pete could probably play NFL football and survive.
McLean must be pretty shaken up, but luckily for him he gets to face Stubbs who can't hit a beach ball.
>vientos after his platoon mate’s neck exploded feet away from him
tendiebros...
>>157783102dont know how to make webm, but here's a x linkhttps://x.com/Dudu/status/2100747375388082589
He's ok
>tfw the red sux choke even worse than 2011
>>157783177He literally died. The mets should be sued.
>>157783102>>157783177
my rangers are gonna win the world seriesdon't ask why or how it's gonna happen
I love when the red sux get no hit
What a pathetic team the red sox are, I hope they don't win again for the rest of the season.
>its upno-*i**er alert
>>157783177oof
>>157783245better quality
>>157783262They could unironically MAKE the world series with how ass the AL has been. But nobody's beating the Braves I'm afraid.
ALL RISE
>>157783262LOL you no hit the red suxThat's like winning a game against retards
hope he’s ok that looked brutalhe’s been good overall too that sucks for himI hope Nolan is doing ok too that must make him feel like shit
>>157783174Imagine not enjoying Polish/Columbian Fusion at the ballpark. Lets Go White Sox.
>>157783293>>157783177need a new angle, crawfish's head literally blocking the moment of impact
>>157783293He’s clearly safe
they did a closeup replay that shows how brutal the knee to the head was. hes out cold and still gripping the ball twitching. couldnt find the clip.
>>157783273They're never winning again and it's fucking beautiful. This is better than 2011
Sonny Gray for CY they saidUpgrade your MIT cheating bawstun
>>157783301>platoon empire
*sits down*
Da next Juan Soto
>>157783189that fat cunt on the back was really rough loading him onto the gurney doing Young no favours
still cant believe judge played his final game of baseball.
Redsuxpacos were SURE they were gonna win the world series because they were peaking in July kek
PFMA!?!?
>>157783438>31-0 in JulyPEAKEDTOOSOONMITCALLING
Bring me Vientos
>>157783476take himplease
>>157783293He got his bonce ronced
>>157783323the veggie arepa sounds good
>>157783504Take my wife
dubya in the house
>>157783558It so good, especially if you get the hot sauce on it. My favorite stand at the park.
Rangers, are good, again.It's over for Tampa.
>>157783617Now there is a Texan that is a true baseball fan.
it would appear that the Padres are going to kill you all
Jesus Christ the Rangers are raping the sox this series.
he’s more unathletic than Kirk
my fucking god mets, how many errors do you have per game?
>>157783731uhhh we're a top 10 DRS team sweetee...
Streets will never forget Tim Lincecum
>>157783323Salchi Papas are meant to dogshit low-tier food
>>157783713And the Met fan who defends them says "well where are you going to a find another catcher with .700+ OPS?" I don't care about his meaningless home runs when the score is lopsided and it barely makes a difference. Torrens bat is actually clutch.
>>157783644Tampa's gonna sweep even harder than the Rangers did
Let’s see Steve Cohen’s anti-semetism war room in the bullpen
>>157783790It's still street food from a stand
>>157783752Enjoy the playoffs honey
TENNIS RACKET
>>157783794pretty sure Torrens grades out as a better defensive catcher too, I don’t get why he doesn’t start more games I’m sick of him not improving his swing either, it’s been the same all year reaching for dogshit way off the plate and balls the same height as his headvery frustrating to watch
>>157783755
Holy cannon from Grichuk
>>157783977This combined with his bare hander off the wall was crazy
>>157783876>pretty sure Torrens grades out as a better defensive catcher tooyou truly have some small doubt? xD
White Sox Bunt kino
Which red sux collapse was better? 2026 or 2011?
>red sox stop bunting>cannot win a gamei'm noticing
>>157784009lolI meant more that I last checked about a month or so ago so not sure if the difference is still the same I assume it is, probably even more disparity now Alvy seems a nice bloke, but Luis also seems like a good cunt and is the better player seems like a no brainer to me
Let’s check on Tampa’s recent postseason masterpieces:>2020Shortened season, whatever. Peak Cashball: xwOBA, spin rate supremacy, and the sacred “call to the bullpen.” Elite process. Results pending.>2021Fully operational Death Star. Three Cy Youngs. Buzzsaw mode activated. Immediately get gaped by the post-trashcan Red Sox like it was written in the stars.>2023Sneak into the Wild Card on pure vibes and pitching lab magic. Draw the Rangers. Glasnow’s curveball + the legendary Cashpen. “But muh spin rates tho.” Swept in two. Iconic.>2026The Rays are a buzzsaw again……Results pending
my fucking god mets, I want to stop watching the phillies because this is terrible
>Everyone bitching about Pete for “ending” Senga’s career as if it’s his fault he has brittle bones>McLean goes and fucking paralyzes Young
Is there a sorrier excuse for a franchise than the Mest of New York? It's one thing to just be shit because you're a poorfag team like the Marlins.But to be rich and also a laughingstock?
>>1577840452016+2010+2003
>>157784080the only thing that makes sense rn is that they are letting Alvy play meaningless games to raise trade interest in him. or to let him work on his awful shortcomings. but if it's the latter then how come nobody has helped him shorten up his swing all year long
>doesn't even try to get under it to throw stott outholy fuck mets
>>157784088Pretty sure they will crash and burn in the playoffs because they have one of the lowest barrel rates in the league.
>>157784098He's not coming back from that knee. Human bodies aren't meant to endure that George Floyd ass shit.
hot take but I think maybe Soto is not coachable or team-first. Harper swallowed his ego and moved to 1B for the team. Juan lazily jogs after routine fly balls that he fails to get to and never seems to lead by example
>>157784172Nothing is special about them besides their batting averages.
Come on Sox, just finish this
all these results are fucking my jays over
>>157784183he's gonna be fine stop being overdramatic
>>157784129> but if it's the latter then how come nobody has helped him shorten up his swing all year longit’s the most annoying aspect of his play, I don’t get it at allblew all >our challenges and then also wants to challenge that dogshit kek
>>157784200>guy who chose team for money doesn't actually give a shit about the team
>>157784243
I'm watching the women's baseball and they have some huge 250 lb bitch throwing heat (63mph). LMAO they she was just too slow to a bunt to get the runner at first.
>>157781654textbook bo d right there
>>157783119>his buccal fat chinanon, I don't think you know what buccal fat is
my god just end this fucking game
>Philthies
Boy Genius David Stearns probably does not like Alvarez. Not a brewers type player all with his lack of athleticism and poor defense. So I really doubt there is an extension beyond his arb/controllable years.
starting to resent Soto going down to 1 knee every time he takes a swing. what is that dumb shit
classic
>>157784553Statpadding his o-swing% so pitchers throw him more o-pitches
send wonyoung to his bedside
These southside city connects are so much better than any other cityconnects
BANISH THE METS TO BUFFALO!
Please pound me
>>157784648go braves!
>>157784172the meme statistics don't work in the playoffs
>finds one decent player on the scrap heap>rare feel good story>break his fucking neck in a meaningless gamewhy do this? it's like giving me a papercut on my dick after hammering planks under my fingernails.
>Sonny Gray will be the game 1 starter
>howie deserved a better final season.
oof marone
>>157784692Looks safe to me
>>157784692yea this angle shows how brutal it wascan’t be good for the lads neck, he just drops :(
>>157784692hahahahahha
>>157784692why the fuck did he dive for it
>>157784692this is every play in football, man up
>>157781107>Brewers loseCringe>d*Dgers winDoubly cringe
Important at bat for Vientos. He sucks
>tardy on 100
fuck the mets and fuck new york
Fuck sake Sox cant catch a break right now on bounces.
that was one of the worst baseball games I've ever seen. my god get it together mets.
Ewing sucks. This Met team SUCKS
F L A C C I D
HERE COME THE RED SOX
Reminder the mets traded PCA
>Call overturned>Ump bros our response?
>>157784891trust me that never strays far from our thoughts. it hurts even more because he takes a sort of vicious pleasure in beating us and mocks us every time. he's as petty as he is good
come on are tigers
>>157784891Why do we care again? Cause he had a good season 7 years later? Get a grip.
>white sux
>>157784907
>>157784891So neither org really knew what PCA would become, they just knew he was a speedster with good defense.
>>157784891Benge is going to be better anyway
>>157784891>Reminder the mets traded PCApete crow alonso?
Yo what the fuck is wrong with the white sux suddenly?
>>157784927Get gaped by a stand up Mune Triple
>>157784867you obviously didn’t catch any of the April series against the Rockies kek
Still wondering why they took Nola out when he was dealing.
>>157784968>mune
Even all his RBIs are groundouts
>>157784968Watch him be still standing on third after the inning ends
>Diaz a disaster signing>Tucker a disaster signing>Bichette a disaster signingWhy are the teams that have more money than God not trading from their farms for the next All-Star type pre-arb guys? Like Dodgers should've been dangling JDP + Hope + Rushing ++ for PCA last offseason and then signing him to a 14 year contract. 20/20 with PCA, but pick any pre-arb player <25 who's a near lock to be an AS every year and blow the team away in prospect capital
>>157784989o kek
>>157784989called it
>>157784958Mets delusion really is boundless. Amazed at how often the fanbase gets their teeth kicked in and still manages this level of enthusiasm
you rarely see a team as checked out as the mets
>>157784958>>157785027Benge is obviously a potentially franchise-level player. look at his stats. he's gonna go 20/20 in his rookie year even after about as horrific a first 2 months as you can have
>Murakami hits a leadoff triple>He doesn't scoreHoly fuck how are the white sux this fucking bad? They don't deserve the division at all
>>157784996Those guys are the most difficult to trade for. They've proven to be MLB ready players on cheap contracts. Every team small market to large wants that player. Remember when the Dodgers wanted Steven Kwan and the Guardians said hell no?
lolmest
>>157785044A franchise level player is not an MVP lmfao. Benge will be good, insane take to tab him over PCA when he hasn't even endured a league adjustment season
>>157784996The Yankees are the only team that knows how to sign free agents.
>>157785065oh yeah I think that anon was just being flippant or is a troll trying to jinx the Metsyou can't project any prospect to do what MVP is doing unless it's like a Trout-level debut or someone as historically anticipated as Harper
>>157785065Benge is at PCA’s level, retard. Mets get first-round draft picks like this all the time. You don't know more than the Mets FO.
>>157785044Is a 5 tool player, little flaw to his game. He was a two player so his arm is excellent. It's not delusional to think he can become a special player. Ewing is really good too, but he is more 3-tool (less power and arm strength) but plays a premium position at great level.
VARGAS MVPDeath to Detoilet
>>157785090to do what PCA* is doing
Benge is the next PCA *monkeys paw curls* it's just gonna take a generational trade to unlock him as well. Kek!
There’s no reason to not bunt every single at bat
pca will fall off, benge and maybe ewing will be better, and soto is already better
reminder PCA is on pace to do something that hasn't happened since Mickey Mantle. He is going to have a 4 WAR gap between him and the next closest player
good for nothing tigs
>>157785135>ben gay
>>157785054That's why you dangle 4 top 100s. Hell 4 top 50s. Shit whatever it takes to get it done. Padres traded a top 5 for 4.5 years of Miller and that's looking like an insane value if he stays healthy
>>157785147this is correct
Dang man retards wanna dunk on the Mets more than they choose to be realistic about a player’s ceiling. I get dunking on the Mets but holy shit this is just dumb. They will win 90 games next season and be right back in the mix.
>>157785090My b for taking weak bait
>>157785156thats only because ohtani was playing thru injury for us.
A player doesn’t have a ceiling because they aren’t a house. If they had one, they’d need a permit to work on their abdominal walls.
>>157783293what's in the water at Citi Field? the Mets seem even more retarded than usual lately
>>157785109yeah I think Benge if he hits his absolute peak projection could have a .300/30/30 type of season. but I definitely expect him to be a .280/20/25 kind of guy. like you said, he can do it all. I'm hoping he's our #2 next year. Soto should honestly be leading offSoto - Benge - Lindor - Bichette - - - - -or if Ewing takes a big step up which he definitely canEwing - Lindor - Soto - Bichette - Benge maybe
>>157785147Danebro?
>>157785189>They will win 90 games next season
Players wear hats not ceilings, what is management smoking?
>>157785214>what's in the water at Citi Field?mercury, fluoride, and a unique strain of omicron HIV native to new york
>>15778523188-90 wins, book it.
>>157785213PFMA (please fix my abode)
>>157785209>he'll pitch on the next homestand>he won't even bat this homestand>he won't ever pitch againall my KEKINI
>>157785216I liked AJ leading off when he was hitting better a few months ago, he was a good set up guy
You can’t even turn a double play on a good bunt.
>have AI transcribe 20 minutes of a retarded client's ramblings instead of having to endure it myself and take painstaking notes on all of his brainrot bullshitwe live in blessed times, fellas
ohtani still has my vote for mvp because of all the adversity
>>157785214they're just checked out mentally.
If that other team has a fat cunt of a pitcher, I guarantee that if you bunt every batter until he strikes somebody out, you’ll frustrate and annoy him greatly.
>>157785261Yeah we should just ditch keyboards and let AI process every thought we ever have and have it forward them to our colleagues.
>>157785257he's gonna be fine Kiwibro, I'm telling ya. he's just adjusting. but we know how good his eye is and that he's got a quick bat with good contact skills, and can be very disciplinedif everything breaks right for AJ, he could have a .360+ OBP, 15/50 type of season imho
>>157785261
>>157785261>he has clientssucks being a service worker I guess
based ball was too fucking early today, why are we getting gimped for niggercollision ads
>>157785290Ewing is dogshit
>>157785279anon, why would I NOT let AI transcribe this dude's 20 minutes of audio notes? it's gonna be more accurate and efficient than me and I get paid the same. you think I want to listen to this moron tell us how to do our job at 10pm, and take actual notes on all of it?>>157785295saved>>157785303we do provide a suite of particular services, yes
I need it
I’m tired of these baseball nerds and their numbers. I mean, come on, 600? 6,000,000? What’s the difference? It’s just base hits
>>157785290yea I reckon he will toohe’s already had way better ABs the last few weeks, being a lot more discerning with his takes it’s promising for sure, just a shame it’s been such a shitter of a team season for these young lads
>>157785316why do you say that? he plays stellar GG defense at a premium position, and even in a rookie season where he's taken his lumps he's still on pace for something very close to what I'm saying his best season would look like
>>157785322Why wouldn't you be a lazy hog who lets AI do his grunt work? It's not your dad’s good morning memo, it's work. It's a job and a client is paying you to listen. No wonder you're a mets fan. Despicable.
>>157785322Who’s we, sounds like you don’t provide anything and the AI does the work.
>>157785367yeah, and AI is a productivity tool. you can hate it all you want but it's here to stay & grow>>157785386we'll let the guys who sign my paycheck be the judges of that
>>157785322Ethics just don't matter? Lmao.
Ordered Jimmy johns giant ultimate and this is HALF the sandwich
>>157785261AI seemed like a dumb fucking meme for the longest time (I guess the "generative" side still is) but now I'm having it write scripts for me in the background while I do ECAD design. Insane shit
>>157785411what code of ethics is being abandoned?>>157785431good man
>>157785441AI is demonic and you're a jew worshipper
>>157785415iceberg lettuce is terrible on sandwiches.
>>157785415phwoar hungry now, might make a sandwich when I get home
>>157785415BDGE
>>157785346I love that the boys are busting their ass though. you see how much winning means to these guys. McLean screams every time he gets through 6. Ewing and Benge put their bodies on the line on every tough play. Thornton was so passionate last time he got through 6-7 against the Yanks. these guys are gonna build the winning culture we need
img2img memes are still the peak of ai
>>157785453now you're just being childishdamn bros, I was just making a passing remark. let's get back to talking about the glorious HUMAN ELEMENTS of baseball!
>>157785515Burn in hell.
>>157785483yea man, it’s a good groupif they can stay healthy and build on the good aspects of their work this year, they’ll be a fantastic core going forward Bengie will be really interesting to watch develop
>>157785408it’s probably AI signing and you’re just a cog in the borg already
>>157785544needs a lot more tongue
There’s no reason to watch baseball when you can just have MLB2k26 simulate it for you. You could just roll some chicken bones too.
>>157785311NFL is the top dog in this country
>>157785548imagine McLean learns to paint the corners with a 97mph sinker that's got such nasty movement? that plus the curve, cutter and hopefully an improved change-up could lead to some spectacular seasonsand honestly I don't think Thornton is a candidate for serious regression. he's got probably A-grade control and B-grade command. the stats don't like him cuz he doesn't punch people out or spin like a maniac but he attacks guys and gets outs. he'll blow up every now and then but why wouldn't we want a super reliable guy like that as our 4 or 5? at minimum, he should prove to be a pretty reliable innings eater
The Mets are complete ass and their fans are delusional.
>>157785408Lead paint and child labor were good productivity tools but they're gone now
>>157785607If they run enough MLB2k26 sims, they eventually turn out alright!
>>157785623
>top of the 8th inning>man at first and second>no outs>away team down by 3>pops up in 3 pitchesWhat does Adley Rutschman actually do?
It’s not a coincidence that Boston Dynamics is making an AI-driven clank-stop robofielder
>>157785596I like that Thornton has been willing to really test batters, he’s more aggressive than Nolan is and doesn’t have nearly the same sort of arsenal Nolan could, and should, be a lot more willing to test batters, but they both got talent and upside
Let's go
>>157785547don't be sour, anon. look at these gains while I was able to funpost! this shit would've taken me 1+ hour WITH unbroken concentrationit could help your life, too, fren
Thank God the Rangers brought in their all-star closer to escape that jam. Phew!
>midwits think transcription software is some magic new tool
>>157785486the reflections in the pond don't make any sense
demonic software
>>157785703
YOU TEXASS FAGGOTS THOUGHT THEY WILL SWEEP THE SERIES
@grokgenerate a fartspie post
>>157785650at least he hit a double earlier and has good challengesanthony on the other hand is looking kinda grim
>>157785731Bro your season is over. Sonny Gray vs Cam Schlittler G1
>IT WAS 3-0 rags are world series frauds
>>157785665I think Nolan throws and prays more than Zac does, so that causes him to nibble. he isn't confident enough that he'll dot his strikes and is concerned about hanging it (which happens fairly often tbf)only way to get over that hump is practice. hopefully he will work with the lab throughout the offseason and pick everybody's brain. he'll be near unhittable if he can start spotting the sinker consistently on both sides of the plate
bout time the Sox decide to not just lay down and die every game
>>157785755focus on your next series yankeenegro
#SaveDaMets
>>157785762100%that sinker is a money pitch if he targets it aggressivelyId like to see him use the curve a little more too cause the drop he can get on it sometimes really fucks with hitters timinghopefully the coaches can work with him to get a bit more mongrel in his game in the off season
This shit isnt sustainable and Cleveland will win in the end if they cant cash in runners on. Its crazy how this month they've just forgotten how to hit with runners on.
>>157785837fag power?are you fucking kidding me Mets?
>>157785837kekwhat
>Texassnice double play, retards.
>>157785837>FAG PAWER>Apple starts with "A"
al east bros lookin out for eachother
>>157785607we could very realistically get the #1 pick
its over!!
>>157785804Good bitch, pretend these games mean anything.
>>157785930maybe they'll be good in 2028
>>157785942Your Schmankees got walked off by the Twinks of all teams yesterday so what's your retarded excuse now? lol
>>157783161He literally got hit by or rather in a truck and lived and played ball the next day, so yes.
>Chapman ILkek, just protest the results of the regular season sawxfags
>>157785978he's not tho......
>>157784864You don't have to say 'fuck the mets' the mets will fuck themselves. Thank you.
>>157786032He's not coming into this game and hasn't pitched in 4 days. Can't go on the IL since he wouldn't be able to return before October. Obviously hurt.
>>157784864>>157786046if by the Mets you mean Michelle Margoux, then I wholeheartedly endorse this message
>>157786060so just say he's hurt
>>157786066phwoar
>>157786088He's hurt.
This Red Sox team is genuinely garbage. The rivalry is so dead.
sox winnnn
Mighty fine job there Bostonsuck it south oklahoma
>>157786148>game ending DP by fat ass
>>157786138this iteration of the lineup isthe july buntchad team with yoshida cheng and siegler was elite though
Losing the series sucks why can't any mediocre team like the >rags sweep us already? Are they stupid?
>>157786166many fear the Europe Blue Jays
So Is McLean wrong to chase the ball past the mound or did Jared's attempt to scoop inappropriate when Mclean was already aggressively chasing the ball?
>>157786197The Red Sox are a mediocre team.The Rangers are bottom barrel team. They have traded positions over the last 30 days. The Red Sox are ice-cold heading into October.The Yankees are red-hot heading into October.Another John Henry masterclass awaits.
>>157786268The Toronto-Eurasian Jays
>>157786278what was the point of diving for it
>>157786317nice looking Jay
>>157786278obviously just an accident but I feel that Jared’s dive was a little unnecessary in that situationlooks like they didn’t communicate very well overall
>NL could have 3 WC teams finish at 90+>AL might have a >.500 division winner
>>157786412she meant to write less than
>>157786372We need the all black hitman/blackface of the blue jays uniform/logo
Murakami Munetaka
>>157786442are you an orinthologist
>>157786488I should've been a zoologist. But there are barely any animals in Buffalo unless I wanted to be an orca trainer (animal cruelty imo).
>>157786278>>157786382we seem to have a defensive communication issue in general. but I really don't understand why JY dove face first for a ball while McLean is sprinting in his direction and no one else is moving over to cover 1B
>>157786520does Buffalo actually have good wings?t. Lawn Guylander
The Bills are cruising.
>>157786548Lions also cruising
>>157786533He thought he could scoop the ball, because for a quick moment it looked like it was getting past Mclean.
Honestly, no, unless your entire fandom revolves around wing-chasing. Jk. Umm. They used to be called fingers before the tender craze happened. It formed overnight. You used to walk right into Maria’s Roast Beef/Joseph’s Pizzeria and ask for 5 buffalo fingers, no problem, and the world went round. Now nobody knows what you're talking about.
>>157786572Yeah I did see that, I think Nolan hesitated because he didn't know if it was still his ball, and maybe that made Young overcompensatevery unfortunate play. I really hope he'll be able to come back strong next season. at least he'll have the best medical care money can buy
I get why teams like the Pirates, Reds, and Royals can't spend tons of money, but what is Miami's excuse? Easily a top 3-5 sports market in America. Tons of Latin Americans who love the sport. Shouldn't they be the Dodgers on the East coast? What am I missing here?
>>157786604It's a fair question. But you could probably say the same for the Rays. Tons of money in both of those cities. So why aren't the Rays rolling in dough despite always being competitive? I think we need Trump to buy a Florida team after he finishes his term.
>>157786589>the best medical care money can buyWatching overweight 300-pound Hatzolah members playing with the stretcher like a seesaw, while there's a spinal-injury patient on it, clearly demonstrates that.
>>157786635I didn't see how they got him on the stretcher desu but I'm just glad he's got every New York hospital available to him. HHS, for instance, is the elite of the elite
But Joyce pitches really really fast
If Miami ever wanted to open up the checkbook and try to win again I think they could probably get Elly in free agency. It'd cost a ton of money, but he's going to a winning franchise and the only outlier that could change his mind is Miami. But if I had to guess he'll be a Yankee or Ranger.
>>157786604Miami is a football and soccer city. Inter Miami averages more attendance than the Marlins.
>>157786548>Billsjays mentioned
>>1577818521 million hours in Gemini
>>157786685That doesn't make it a football and soccer city, it just means those teams offer an entertaining product. Miami is a fuckhuge sports city, among the best in America. All the Marlins have to do is offer the fans a good product. They'd sell out every game.
>>157786705*Minus the Dolphins obv, but we all know NFL games always draw huge crowds cuz there's so few and even the haters buy tickets.
>>157786678I think the Yanks might be committed to LombardYou don't think the Dodgers will try for him? Perfect replacement for Mookie
>>157786647Some fat EMT with a Jewish skullcap was rattling him around trying to get the stretcher to lock when they decided to cart him off on a hot dog stand. Tubby sat in the back and the whole thing looked like it was going to tip over the whole time. JY’s head was not stable at all. Bumps in the field and all, should've gotten an ambulance. Glad he's OK though. Barring a terrible news update, of course.
>>157786721The thumbs up was big. All we can do now is pray
bruh those Angles yikes
>>157786728Pray to what? God isn't real.
>>157786432It was a long day at the cubs girl factory...
>"Jared Young's CT scan came back negative. He's still exhibiting concussion symptoms, but "he is showing really good signs right now," per Andy Green. The Mets are optimistic Young has avoided the worst outcomes.
God is real, that's why he let Jared Young nearly break his neck.
>>157786705Marlins were bottom 3 in attendance in the season they won the world series, and were 5th lowest the season after. Truth is the team branding kinda sucks. Look at Yankees, the logo and name sound and look iconic, same with Dodgers. Miami's brand, it's a fucking fish and the logo doesn't have that cool "vintage" font vibe that Yankees and Dodgers have, you won't see rap artists wearing it because the logo looks mid with the fish and everything. Marlins need an entire rebrand to get the city's attention.
God is real so he ended Jared Young’s career to save God’s chosen team (the Mets) from playing him again (he was a detriment).
>>157786767I think Marlins Man was an inside job to make an attempt at this, but you're right about the logo. Hadn't considered, but a rebrand could do the trick. The city and it's people aren't lacking in disposable income for tickets, that's for sure.
>>157786767They need to show themselves as a party/swagger team with dope neon/vice unisHaving a charismatic Cuban star who's a playboy that savages all the nightclubs would be a big help
Me burning in hell for blaspheming the Met’s chosen deity.
Masvidal did it with malevolent intent on Askren and followed up with unnecessary hammer fists. that was probably worse and Askren doesn't seem to have any lingering effects.
>>157786802you see vicious knees in MMA and Muay Thai all the time. Young is gonna be fine
is he kill? =/
>>157783293I get trying to make a play but that was a really stupid dive
>>157786767I suggest a Miami HIV+vies rebrand with a bunch of ghetto crack hos
>>157783293Why did Ohtani do this. Fucking dodgers.
>>157786811Passover did this
It's uphttps://youtube.com/shorts/gQxsl2uAIDU?is=TxTuyySWKmQfk_Jr
>>157786811His fat is leaking into that kid's head kek
gn
We have some very weird people on this genny. People that probably haven't seen the light of day in a while>>157786879gn bud
Gay nets lad
>>157786861This is the kinda thing that's unforgivable in professional sports. I mean maybe in beer league softball league or even A ball or something, but on a billion dollar franchise it's embarrassing and negligent.
>>157786886At least they were probably soft
>>157786861>Jewish people make good doctors.
Mike Trout about to walk off the twins
>>157786916>jew-ishI actually can’t be antisemitic because Dominican people are actually Jews also. Look up the 12 lost tribes of Judah. They were all black. We are Semites, we are Jews, so I can’t be antisemitic
>>157786933close!
>>157786949
You'd think having this many fucking ball/strike calls overturned would help an umpire adjust his zone ingame. Long overdue for Laz Diaz to retire.
>>157786933NOT A WALK OFF BUT HE DID TIE AND ILL TAKE IT
It's Bronx buddies power hour
First hit in extra innings in FOUR years for Trout? Wtf
>tloses
Mackerel Trout
Angels walk it off
>>157786968Probably all walk-off grand slams against the Yankees.
local kid gets the walkoffpottery
THE MECK WALKS IT OFFLETS FUCKING GO
I really like Meckler, hope >we keep him around
is Trout doing more harm than good for his own HOF case by sticking around for so many years where he's not very productive? he's tanking a lot of his stats
Will Mike Stanton and Aaron James Judge ever be healthy or do we actually have to watch role players and black holes play .500 ball for long stretches of the season?
>>157786982Local kid, huge Angel fan and also currently the best hitter on the team? Super likable guy.
>>157786987faggot mike is dead anonhe's not coming back
>>157786986He's not a hall of famer
Kek @ twins
>>157786994He's got like 90 WAR lol
>>157786971outerwildsspie wont stand for this denigration
>>157786987If it wasn't for that rotation they would not be in the playoffs. Every team has backups, the Yankees need more quality players not just backups. You shouldn't build your team around one guy.
>>157787011I mean who moved in free agency OR at the deadline that they didn't get, though?
>>157787021This doesn't just go back to the deadline or last winter. They should've got Juan Soto.
>>157786999Fuck him. Dude couldn't be bothered to go say hi to the Angels like he didn't play there for 6 years and get his number retired by the team.
>>157787028They offered him 800 million
>>157787011Rice and Bellinger is a pretty good power duo still. Jazz is a solid table setter when he does get on. Spencer Jones is promising. And their pitching is crazy good. Hell we might see if Schlittler's a real bulldog if he asks to go twice in 3-4 days.
>>157787052
>>157787047I don't want to hear that excuse man. Also, the Yankees are just kind of dumb. Why did they determine that a player’s value doesn't come from their OBP and AVG?
