>>157781107News: mlb.com
The Yankees will exit the playoffs when they once again make dumb retard decisions on basic plays cause the team has the lowest baseball IQ out of all the playoff teams.
anyone got a slow mo of that met getting knocked out
>>157787075shut your mouth phony soprano
>>157787048>Rice and Bellinger are a pretty good power duo still. Jazz is a solid table setter when he does get on. Spencer Jones is promising. And their pitching is crazy good. Hell, we might see if Schlittler's a real bulldog if he asks to go twice in 3-4 days.Again, every team has backups. They need insurance, actual stars to fill their lineup. The Dodgers got player X for $20 million. The Yankees would sit around, fiddle with calculators, and conclude that they might not be worth that money. But if you want to avoid a wild-card series and win the division you need to buy insurance, not backup players like “Ben Rice”. As soon as Aaron Nidge goes down so does the entire team. The roster isn't dynamic enough.
>>157787085OK, name the actual players they should've gotten, and don't say Juan Soto.
>>157787083whats a soprano
>>157787088>dont say Juan SotoWhy? They should've got Juan Soto.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrpNnuLXTCs
>>157787085well Judge is a generational hitter. the Dodgers would be similarly much weaker if Ohtani or Freeman fell out of the lineup, and neither of those 2 are nearly as dangerous as Judge
>>157787088Losing Juan Soto over $5 million is just pathetic from the New York Yankees. Have some shame.
>>157787085>sign player X for 20mthis guy knows ball
>>157781501crisp Grammar lad>>157787100based haven't heard this in a while, back when he was actually good
>>157787075
>>157787107I'm not going to argue that, just kind of a shitty thing to try to defend but maybe we can move on from Juan Soto talks in 2026. He gets mercilessly booed at Yankee Stadium (which he should). But I personally cheer for him, especially if he hits a home run.
>>157787132But do you swallow jizz from fans sitting next to you the way Mets fans do when their former 1B beats their team?
>>157787125shh>>157787129blimey, that was a clean shot
anglels
>>157787085What are you talking about 2025 was a fluke because George Springer was cheating to raise his OBP by 96 points. The Yankees should've won the pennant in back to back years.
GG Rox, needed that series win. You'll be fine with Walmart money very soon. Also sory Cardinals for mathematically eliminating you from the playoffs, you'll get your chance next year. Or next next year.
>>157787139
>>157787136How is that a knock on Met fans?
>>157787136Pete Alonso crushing the Mets and sweeping the Mets with the Orioles (the 30th-largest city per the US Census) is the equivalent of Princess Diana’s revenge dress. How can you not cheer for that?
>>157787166Charles was such a fuckwit to fumble her
BANISH THE METS TO BUFFALO, NY!!
I got punched in the mouth at a baseball game yelling stFD and other 4chan memes.
>>157787154Cope
>>157787064I'm a Yankees fan and I've been through the World Series or bust phase and all the rest of it but I'm not gonna lie. Them making the playoffs in a world where almost everyone makes the playoffs is not all that impressive to me.
>>157787100Who are the Yankees tossing the ball to in Game 3 of the WC and Game 1 of the ALDS?
Why are the New York Yankees mucking around with Anthony Volpe? Go get a competent shortstop.
>>157787237Stop being a doomer, he's only 25, with a 175 wRC+ in 25 PAs since getting called up, and has played great defense (1x GG). He has good tools. There's something there.
>>157787237volpe is a 2b now they have george bombard at ss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N35x19YJJKc
>>157787303Lombard has a 75 wRC+ and Volpe has a 96 wRC+. They're both below-average players. I don't want that on my team.
>>157787303is Bombard still a known leaf surname or was that a typo?
If these bums go on a run, I'll say something nice.
>>157787344if he was a leaf he would be george Bombardier
>>157787356what if they make it to the ALCS
>>157787129>"I can't believe Chase Utley would do this."-Mets fans, probably
Why did the 2024/25 D-backs give up?
>>157787371I think Tampa is a flawed roster that's made for the 162-game grind. The Yankees aren't much better than the Red Sox without Judge and the Red Sox are the tougher of the two.
>>157787387yeah I guess a lot depends on what happens with Judge
>>157787460JPD keeping his spot at all costs
>>157787460Ohtranny wants to help :'(
>>157787468>JPDyou had one job
>>157787494Josue Per Dollar
>>157787494Dodger fans in charge of not being midwits
>>157787332Lombard has a 99 overall card in MLB the Show though
Nth for da whites ox
>>157787129BAH GAWD THE SHINING WIZARD! A SHINING WIZARD ON HER OWN SON!!
shot from Pirates/Brewers yesterday
>>157788650very nicegreat ballpark
>>157788650Did your nosebleed finally stop?
>>157787460kwab
>>157787129imagine the warm, supple caress of breasts around your head after getting banged up like that
>>157788650Wow it looks like literally ever other shot I've seen of that ballpark - empty seats and all.
>>157789704is that randy fine?
Cubs won that ballgame btw.
What if we kissed under the exploding scoreboard?
>>157790020Are they the first publically gay teammates?
KP
>>157790048
>>157787218Trill Warren and Hitler, probably. >>157787125I can't mess with a lot of his newer stuff. gm
>>157789704>>157790322>Everything with the mest is jewish.and it's always amateur hour for the Mest
GM
I could use it imo!
>>157790322Photoshopped, his schnozz is much larger!
>of course Ernie Clement will hit always be the best postseason hitter of all time>of course Vladdy will hit .500 again>of course Springer will have an OPS over 1.000 every october>of course randoms like Barger and Lukes will rakeThe Blue Jays falloff was the most obvious and predictable eventuality in baseball history
>>157787460He had one monster HR in the NLDS against the Padres but aside from that they won in 2024 despite Ohtani not because of him
>>157790240Cuppagods
>>157790506That last chart on the right better be of a bimodal distribution
>>157790523It's a uniform distribution.
>>157790110Roki standing there like he fucking did anything
>>157790506based intro to stats anonI always wondered why people found stats hard. Math is not my strong suit and I still breezed through upper level stats. It's mostly just remembering formulas & plugging in values
Ureña is finally getting the recognition he deserves.
>Padres are on fire!>26-37 against winning teamsWhy do they try to trick us every year?
>>157790545Bullshit distribution that doesn't really ever occur. Drop the class and call your professor a faggot.
>>157790573Yup
Fuck you ya bitch
>>157790630it’s pretty nutty that they rolled that all-time Dodgers team in 2022, though with literally the power of nothing
>Houston makes the playoffs with a losing recordIt is way past time to drop these bullshit divisions and go to an NBA-style playoff format.
>>157790630Reality will hit them very hard when they get swept in LA.
>>157790506Reddit has better statistics discussion
>>157790704Remember when the all-time dogshit Houston team won in 2022?
>>157790600Namigami!
the reddit stats vs the 4chan eye test
>>157790712Consult the graph saar
>>157790747your petty intangibles are not going to convince me of anything
Thoughts on Tampa’s theoretical run?
>>157790757looks like the data peaks left and trails right.........
Fucking Tigers are gonna lay down for the White Sox. Petty bastards. It's OK, we'll just win the last 9 games.
>>157788887>Johnny Jeterhow many bastard sons does Derek Jeter have? José Paniagua claims at one point he fathered 4 daughters within a 2-month period
>>157790829Bella Raine Jeter, Story Grey Jeter, River Rose Jeter, and Kaius Green Jeter. I mean, these are the types of names that you come up with if you were a scientist working in a lab creating children like what the fuck
>>157790830you don't need anything. what is it why yankeefags, dodgertards and pretending september baseball matters to them?
>>157790862Our games mean as much as your games.
>>157790876>complete non-sequiturok
>>157790888Respond, or don't. It's always don't.
>>157790797>peaks to the leftIt's a normal distribution.
kekashini!
How does a lineup that looks so much better on better do so much worse?The answer is literally José Ramirez
So Wilson Contreras has been ruled out of the lineup for the series against the Rays because he got hit by a pitch on his hand during last night‘s game against the Texas Rangers how the fuck does one team garner so much luck? I mean just in these last couple of weeks they’ve totally avoided facing the top of the Braves rotation (Chris Sale). They’ve totally avoided facing the Astros best pitcher (Hunter Brown) and their MVP (Yordan Alvarez) and now they’ve totally avoided facing the Red Sox MVP (Wilson Contreras).
>>157791001irrelevant series
Bussy 101: intro to bussy
>>157791029I didn't hear no bell on the AL East
Alex Burleson is leading the league in RBIs
>>157790988Top 7 in WAR:2025:Ramirez 6.3Others 9.1Pitchers 12.12026:Ramirez 1.9 (-4.4)Others 14.9 (+5.8)Pitchers 16.5 (+4.3)A bunch of rookies are dragging José Ramirez kicking and screaming into the playoffs. Guards would have a comfortable lead in the Central if he had been as good as last year.
I didn't hear no Albert Belle on the AL East
>>157790683Pads had Snell and Darvish then. None of their starters today are their equals.
>>157791164That's just false.
>>157791164This is not true
>>157790683your "all-time" Dodgers rotation>Urias>postseason Kershaw>Gonsolin>Tyler "literally who" Andersoncurrent rotation>Yamamoto>Skubal>Snell>Glasnow
>>157790683You now remember Andrew Heaney
>>157791203who's the 5th guy in their roation?
>>157791175They also had prime Musgrove
>>157791203They went 111-51 anon. That's much better than the current team.
>>157791221And? Yamamoto and Skubal are the best pitchers in the game.
>>157791264>Skubalsend somebody out there to take one for the team (as in a fastball to the face) and he completely mindbreaks
who's the 5th doyer starter right now?
>>157791314Me
>>157791125based anon with the facts. DeLauter has been carrying this team all year, and Kwan finally woke up. The rest has been two stud starters and the best bullpen in baseball, again. They would be better benching Jose but you know they won't. He has simply not recovered from his wrist injury, and he will be fine again next season.
kek 2022 is a black mark for old doyer vets
>>157791217>>157791314>5th starter>in the post-season.
>>157790988Jose Ramirez had been going fucking crazy for me in the show. His swing is amazing.
>>157791314Wrobleski, Sheehan, or Sasaki
>>157791344Switch hitters are OP. Jram/Ketel/Polanco/Chipper/Posada are some of the best cards every year
>>157790757this is just the distribution of r/baseball users' IQs
>>157791341apparently they have a 7 man rotation
doyers are cooked. Big time.
>>157790862fuck Kwan. He is hot right now and is one of the few reasons the team will make the playoffs, but he is nothing in the post-season.
The Dodgers have 2 good pitchers and 6 question marks.
RF: Mookie BettsCF: Cody BellingerLF: Chris Taylor3B: Justin TurnerSS: Corey Seager2B: Trea Turner1B: Max MuncyC: Will SmithHow good were the Braves to beat this lineup holy lord
>>157791385Why
>>157791409freeman and ohtani are banged up, de paula still a question mark
>>157791403The Braves weren't very good at all, that's why it's funny that they lost. They got walked off twice by “Eddie Rosario” and “Austin Riley”.
>>157791369Makes sense, Chili Davis was one of my favorite cards a few years ago. But JRam's swing is also just really fast and compact, makes it much easier to just barrel fastballs
LIGHTNING STRIKES TWICE AND THE BRAVES WALK IT OFF
>>157790683>all-time Dodgers team>pre-Ohtani era
>>157791403>MookiePrototypical 50 hr/50 sb archetype, future MVP.>BellingerPrototypical power hitter and XBH slapper, 40 hrs/40 doubles>TaylorPrototypical contact/speed threat 20 hrs, 200 hits, 30 SB>TurnerMore clutch than Raul Iabanez. Playoff MVP, 20 hrs (all in the 9th inning), 120 RBIs>SeagerPrototypical power hitter and line-drive crusher, 30 hrs/50 doubles>TurnerPrototypical power hitter and RBI machine, 60 hrs/130 RBIs, MVP.>MuncyPrototypical gritty at-bat and count worker combined with contact and speed. 80 full counts, 10 squeeze bunts, 30 swinging bunts, 40 SBs.>SmithPrototypical dynasty catcher. Caught 80 CGs, 20 no-hitters, threw out 100 baserunners, 80-grade arm.Jesus man, this is a monster lineup.
>>157791434Extreme pull is also OP, turns slightly earlies into HRs. Jram being 5'6 is also OP if you've ever tried to hit with Judge or Oneil Cruz
>>157791498
I am a prototypical bussy pounder, 50 bussies pounded, 40 dussies slurped.
is PCA the Tlaw of baseball?
>>157791555>Poop Crap AssYes, kek!
>>157791498>Prototypical 50 hr/50 sb archetype, future MVP.Never broke 40, won MVP in 2018 which isn't "future"Dodger fans really did start in 2024 huh?
>>157791588>UFA: 2033
>>157791555I don't know. does he also suck dick and eat shit?
>>157791552+xbp
I don’t like him but he is right you know
literally, what is the difference between Jazz Chisholm Junior and Pete Crow-Armstrong?
>>157791696>needs Ron DeSantis to point that out for him 4 divs of 8 teams is the way
>>157791709skin color?
>>157791709Are you blind or just color blind
>>157791713The American League East should be given priority when it comes to this decision considering that they’ve been to the most World Series in the last 10 years of any other American League division (the American League West does not count that’s not a real division and their top team was imported from the Central division)
>>157791555PCA is the Ronald Acuna Jr of baseball
>>157791709Nothing, they are both overrated cunts
>>157791734>AL WestColor me shocked the two divisions with the weakest teams have the most World Series appearances since 2016 the National League West and the American League West both of these divisions should have their titles stripped immediately.
The Dodgers only have one more World Series than the Yankees since 2000 despite playing in a dog shit baby division let that sink in.
The American League East has 10,866+ wins since 2000. that’s almost 300 more than the next-best division.
The American League East has 11 pennants since 2000
The American League East has had 53 playoff appearances since 2000.
>>157789704I know whatever this is is probably a niche job but who the fuck is hiring these dysgenic goblins and why can't they find normal people
>>157791713it should actually be 3 leagues of 10 teams, but people aren't ready for that conversation.
>>157791696THE HIGH-CONTACT, LOW-K RATE BS IS WHAT GOT PEOPLE ONTO THE CHEATSTROS AND REDSUX CHEATING TO THE HILT! THE RAYS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN BLATANT AS IT GETS CHEATERS TO THE HILT!!!
>>157791696Rays Choke in October not concerned. I’m more concerned facing Red Sox lefties, however not concerned about their Triple A lineup!
stankeedoo 'em kek
Red Sox, this is your franchise player...?
>>157791555PCA is the Darnold of baseball
>>157791842thisPlayer travel time and first pitch time should win out. And I dont see a need to have the same number of teams in each division. There shouldn't be two Texas teams playing in a West division. Just make the West 8 teams with maybe an expansion team thrown in. How long did we have a division with 6 teams and another with 4? It wasn't a big deal
>>157791861>>157791915Tampon Gay stole our torpedo bat technology when they were rooming with us.
John's brother
>>157792162>tf>tp
>>157792183good morning
PCA actually owns Ohtani. Sigh
>>157792246This post has been fact checked and is in fact false. Slavery is illegal and someone cannot own another person
Pyongyang Dodgers
>spend $298,302,565 on a team>lose the division to a team spending $107,351,722
why did this retard first base go right in front of the running pitcher? Its like he was trying to get injured
>>157792410he was laughing at the obese jewish dude larping as a first responder
Take me out to the friggin ball game!
Don't worry about the Padres. They're not making into the playoffs.
>>157792602i wish
>your favorite team>the team you think about the least
Vamos Yanquis
>>157792722based whore
>>157792722she's probably an O's fan
>>157792663>PhilliesIt's probably going to be an AL West or Central team, not the Astros after '22, not the Angels, Tigers, or Twins since they're frequent trade partners, I've been following the White Sox pretty closely, and nobody ever shuts up about the Mariners. It's probably either Cleveland, Royals or Rangers. Rangers just won so I'll strike them, and KC actually has more than one interesting player.>Indians
Tonight is Kpop Demon Hunters night at Petco Park against the Marlins with bobbleheads of Huntrix featuring Rumi, Mira, and Zoey.
>>157792296This is not exclusive to the Yankees but go off frog poster!
>>157792844I fucked them
>Cade Cavalli has agreed to a 4-year contract extension through the 2030 season with a club option for 2031. Per the Washington Nationals
>>157792888Every time I see this guy, I can’t stop thinking about when jizz said that he’s a trash pitcher who somehow gets everyone out. Like wouldn’t that make him not a trash pitcher and actually a very good pitcher?
>>157792907>Jass is not dumb, just retarded
Metsbros, SURELY we won't lose 5 straight, right? :^)
>>157792663Toronto SanjaysShowering and working
>>157792932already didnyy, bal, bal, bal, phi
>>157792972shiiiiiiii u rightSURELY we won't lose SIX (6 (VI)) straight, RIGHT?
>>157792921
>>157790829Johnny Jeter played before Derek Jeter was born.
Don't they have medicine they're supposed to take, these assholes?
Christopher Sanchez....he's fucked up!
Mark Vientos' Mets on Apple TV tonight
>>157793031>Cashman rejects extensionthey must've offered him a check
>>157791696he's right but we also get a lot of positive out of it-NYY BOS Bo3 is always kino-TB vs whoever will be fun-The series' of the ".500" teams will at least be competitive even if not necessarily the best teams-ALCS will be the "hot underdog" vs a powerhouse team-NL will all be good series' with everyone rooting against los doyers
why does anon rotate between Denmark, Portugal, and Japan? what is his endgame?
>>157793317Uruguay too
>>157793356I wasn't sure if he was the same guy since he's generally less miserable/shitposty but you're probably right
when is baseball tho
Crow-Armstrongsky, Petrov
Lol, Rays fans' victory lapping their fluke season just makes their inevitable defeat even sweeter.
>>157793698They cheat that's why there doing great.
>>157793735Everything just goes their way kek.
this shit is unacceptable
>>157790463Yeah and you're clearly the most obvious and predictable hater faggot on this board for pointing this out. Jays will bounce back and win the chip in '27 and you'll be back to seething.
>>157793813THE ROMAN EMPIRE
>>157793834Contact slumps, power never slumps. You fell for the Guardiansball meme, enjoy never hitting again.
>>157793834they thought they had it in the bag kek
>>157793813what the fuck is this shit
>>157793813Me on the left
>>157793900so true kek
>>157793959blow gays kek
>>157793985Yankees should've been there. We had an actual bullpen.
PCA is going to win the NL MVP
Not just the hitting he’s the best defender in the league
>>157793844they had to trade his drinking buddy to san francisco to send him a message
Kek'em seethe
omg
>Aaron Judge to be placed on the 10-day injured list (right calf strain) per multiple reports, including MLB’s Bryan Hoch
You won't believe who just got injured and won't be back until after the wildcard...
>judge back to the IR already
>>157794064Christopher Sanchez missing alimony payments like he misses the strike zone!
>>157793985kek
It was Judge is back
>Edlose is BACKDodgers will be the first team in sports history to lose their division after clinching their division. He'll find a way
>>157793397he's obviously not the same guy,, mr. schizoofc, that's what I would say if I was mr. denmark
>July 31>Alvarez had a commanding MVP lead and Trip Crown lead>Astros lead division by largest of the season - 8 games>Sept 15>Alvarez doesn't lead in any of the triple crown categories>astros likely won't make the playoffsis this a bigger KWABOTY than the gay mets?
>>157793813bearyposter is unhinged
>*stomach starts to bubble*dodgerdawgs...I dont feel so good
>>157794163didn't he give up like 6 home runs in AAA?
>>157794163gulp
Is it over for Yankees or can they still win a pennant?
>>157794195
>>157794163Meatball time!
>>157794195sox vs sox ALCS
>>157794233would be kino
So both the best hitter and best pitcher in the league are under the age of 25
>>157794251Judge is older than 25
>>157794196>have spent ~170 mil on the quest for Jansen's replacement, signing the "biggest bestest available reliever on the market" 4 separate times >each and every year Jansen has pitched decidedly better than them as he hops around teams>could've just kept him for maybe 50 mil
>>157794268Overall player is under 25 and you could include Bobby Witt
all players would benefit from a few basic lessons with teacherman hitting
"Youth vs Experience" conversations are boring as shit in other leagues but always interesting in baseball
>>157794195Load management
arraez > aaron fudge
>>157794109Load management.
>>157794195Ain't nobody scared of the DIAPER EMPIRE
The Yankees without Judge are still a better team than the Red Sox Triple-A lineup.
>>157794163unironically"iz like i com in the nine inning up 3-2 and i close out strong like the strong chikon win da fight, mangg. chikon fighting arena iz like my second home, mang. edwin SHOOGA, baby"
>>157794328are they?
>>157794332I'm really mad this didn't come out while he was still on the Mest, would have clowned three people I know irl endlessly
Yup, the Yankees should've got Juan Soto. There's no way around it. Embarrassing to lose Juan Soto over 5 million dollars to the fucking Mets. How do you build an entire lineup behind one guy?
>>157794347ok fag
Woods is 24 Besides Ohtani and Judge most of the best players are under 30
>>157794349yankees wouldn't let soto's family have ballpark perks and the mets knew this and offered him every perk
>>157794359 i think some young players who are doing pretty well, a lot of people haven't even heard of (yet)
>>157794367Embarrassing to lose Juan Soto over 5 million dollars when you can print money as easily as Brian Cashman does. Now the lineup is completely exposed since they're all backup players with 0 star talent.
What’s with the Japs in baseball? Why don’t more teams sign these players if their league is so good
>>157794195Its been over for about two weeks
>>157794286here me out, we scout a young french Canadian fireballer and feed him copious amounts of steroids
>>157794386lots of teams have japanese players
Aaron Judge failed this team by rushing himself back into the lineup and hiding his injury. Cashman needs to punish him and make him a full-time DH next season.
ITFCB
>>157794434They’re aren’t that good. I think these nippon people get way too ahead of their skis
feeling a benge bomb tonight
>>157794458Da next PCA
Is Stanton still a broken body?
>>157794349I'd say it's more embarassing that they were actually willing to climb almost as high as lolCohen was. Ohtani was supposed to be an outlier with a retarded number >40% higher than the next guy on account of bringing in all Japanbucks, the absurd deferrals and of course the two way meme. But then Boras managed to trick the retards in NY into thinking that was the new normal and shell out even more for a one way guy without the deferrals and bringing in zero pesos or eyes from Mexico or whatever
I hope Stanton goes on a 2022 Pujols-type return next season. Lil fella is so close to 500 hrs. He has the same front-loaded career that Pujols had.
In all of my years I wouldn’t think I would see another Mickey Mantle but it’s this kid right here
>>157794511you never saw Mantle tho
>>157794484the dr is now a mets farm system, and no country is producing better young talent than them
>>157794511Benge is better than Mantle tho
>>157794521You have to watch Mickey Mantle highlights. He was a natural. When his career was cut short due to injuries it had to be the saddest moments for the sport
>>157794524that's me with the bulb head and mop haircut
>>157794537he was a switch hitter. PCA sucks dick and eats shit. those are two different things.
Mickey Mantle was a closeted homosexual
do it for Mick!
is PCA the next Mike Trout?
Is Mike Trout the next Mickey Mantle?
Mantle got blowjobs under the stands. PCA gets in screaming matches with female fans.
We do it for Mick.We don't wait til it die downWe load up and do it tomorrow
>>157794579Mantle got blowjobs from cubs girls
Are there any non-closer relievers in Cooperstown?
>>157794599in the future: Wrobleskigreatest long reliever of all time
>>157794524Ah yes, Trust the ProcessAt least until Cohen packages his 10 best young DR players to trade for Skenes in 2030 even though he's averaged a 6 ERA the last 5 years
Actually Mantle played for like 15 years. It had to be the booze it was the booze that held him back. But Bob Costas said that Mantle had a dignity that he played with. There’s no dignity in the game anymore
I hate David Stearns so much it’s unreal
>son of a car
That swing was something else. On the left side he just glided through the ball and to first. He played the same way in center field. Ah I remember my paps…
is andy pettite a starting pitcher?
>>1577946142006 Randy Johnson and Steinbrenner
>>157794599Literally any shitty innings eater is more deserving. Closers are just failed starters who can't be trusted to throw more than 20 pitches
Why did the Yankees have all the good players. Was there some sort of conspiracy collusion or were they just ahead of everyone in training and scouting?
It's O's time
>>157794690They were a smart baseball club like the current era of Mets baseball.
>>157794690They had the most money and could offer the biggest contracts to the best players.
It's O time
>>157794599Ryback
Yes I will be hate watching the Mets
>>157794705Only to realize that it’s pretty much all for nothing and then they switched over to actually developing players again. Will the Mets follow the same trajectory and conclusions as the greatest general manager in baseball?
>>157794705They are all grown players. Everyone knows now that it’s hard to project which players are going to develop
Yay cubbies yay
ROMAN BOMB 438’>ROMAN BOMB 438’ROMAN BOMB 438’>ROMAN BOMB 438’ROMAN BOMB 438’>ROMAN BOMB 438’Tampa sucks>Tampa sucksTampa sucks>Tampa sucksTampa sucks>Tampa sucksTampa sucks>Tampa sucks
roman empire bros…
Lou Gehrig was in the same lineup with Babe Ruth. Your probably never going to see something like that again
>>157794752Benge and Ewing
Love the Trop :)
the trop is so garbage bros
I am tired of Trea Turner
Nice play by Baty
Plus how did the Yankees know to switch Babe Ruth to hitting? And they targeted him to take advantage of an owner that was desperate for finances. The Yankees were just smarter than everyone else
scuba kek
>3-0 A'sCleveland doo'em!
>double>double>groundout rbi
>>157794790if you don't like that then you don't like Rays baseball!
morning wood is a great feeling
>>157794458based
>>157794802Rays baseball just means being insanely retarded and never barreling anything up.
But I think if you were good at baseball there was kind of no way of figuring you out because there was no video scouting, no analytics. So you can hit 50 homeruns or .300 every year with no one catching up
Does anyone play cuckball as well as Tampa and Cleveland?
Happy Bear Slapp!
>>157794823500 ft homeruns and 3-second home to first times were more of a regular thing also
DURBIN SLAP
great AB from Bo there
buntsox are back
BUNTKINO>BUNTKINOBUNTKINO>BUNTKINOBUNTKINO>BUNTKINOBUNTKINO>BUNTKINO
Bengie :)
That guy running up to everyone to hug them must give everyone the biggest booze breath. And that will come out one of these day how much of an alcoholic Payton Tolle is
Ban bullpen games. I don't care call up some AAA slop if you have to.
3 peat let's go
>>157794930if he was sober he would be payton teetotolle
BABY POWER
ROMAN 2-RUN SINGLE>ROMAN 2-RUN SINGLEROMAN 2-RUN SINGLE>ROMAN 2-RUN SINGLEROMAN 2-RUN SINGLE>ROMAN 2-RUN SINGLEROMAN 2-RUN SINGLE>ROMAN 2-RUN SINGLEROMAN 2-RUN SINGLE>ROMAN 2-RUN SINGLE
AJ :)
>>157794945You hear stories after athletes retire how much partying and under the influence everyone was or just drinking at halftime or before games and practices
>>157794908>>157794966
2-2, HR, 3 RBI
Tampa Gays already in ALDS form
I thought the Rays were a smart ballclub. Why are they losing to the Red Sox?
A Vientos level event could easily swing this game back
>>157794971for me its smoking cigs in the clubhouse
Conforto bear bop
I don't pay attention for the start of one game and all of a sudden Roman Anthony is legit again?
rays might actually choke the division lmao.
>apple tv
>>157794991
>>157795006gotta bring these unis back
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>157795006those caps were fucking sweet
>>157794976loves our nuggies
>>157794976>they have 10 of the best players in the league!>also they're 60-102
>>157795025I just hope Keith gets to see the Mets make a real deep run before he retires. I think he's looking at retiring soon
>mest come on bros
>>157795004
Seiya Slapp'em!
It's the Red Sox, for crying out loud
You can smoke cigarettes in baseball you aren’t running
>>157795052Red Sox are better than the Rays
>>157795042damn that'll be a sad day, he unironically makes the shits times a lot easier to handle lol
A stunning young woman wearing a Los Angeles Dodgers jersey, sitting comfortably in the vibrant stands of Dodger Stadium, immersed in watching a baseball game. The scene captures her joyful expression, casual pose, and the lively atmosphere of the stadium with lush greenery, bright sunlight, and cheering fans in the background. Highly detailed, realistic style, with vivid colors and sharp focus on her features and the stadium environment.
It's over
Those outfielders are probably so shitfaced all the time
>>157795043he's had a few of those plays recently where the ball has basically been in his glove and popped outtough to watch
Let’s check on Tampa’s recent postseason masterpieces:>2020Shortened season, whatever. Peak Cashball: xwOBA, spin rate supremacy, and the sacred “call to the bullpen.” Elite process. Results pending.>2021Fully operational Death Star. Three Cy Youngs. Buzzsaw mode activated. Immediately get gaped by the post-trashcan Red Sox like it was written in the stars.>2023Sneak into the Wild Card on pure vibes and pitching lab magic. Draw the Rangers. Glasnow’s curveball + the legendary Cashpen. “But muh spin rates tho.” Swept in two. Iconic.>2026The Rays are a buzzsaw again……Results pending
>>157795079faggot
Think i'll play video games instead of watch the blue jays lose
>>157795069yeah it's a perfect booth. I wonder if Wright would consider doing some color?
>>157795095last night was one of the worst games I've seen a team play in a long time
>>157795004I look like this
Imagine having millions of dollars guaranteed per year? Why wouldn’t you take some edibles before a game? Baseball is boring
>>157795114no argument here lol>>157795109not sure anyone could replace Keith to the same degree, but as long as Gary and Ron are still there, they could make it work
Just one Diamondbacks win tonight and our magic number is automatically down to 1 so we clinch the playoffs first before the Rays and Yankees do
>>157795130but... Steve. he... he eats hotdogs!!!
>>157795004you WILL buy the apple vision pro 2 for 5 gojillion dollars and you WILL enjoy it
>>157795133Umm sweetie……….
uhhhh has anyone else's Apple steam turned into the devil speaking or is that just me kek
>>157795133Focus on sweeping the rays so you get to face them in the wildcard
>>157795079I look like this
I am clinched
>>157795143kek bless Gelbsy and his dogs
I wonder how come Soto virtually never challenges. you'd think he'd be one of the biggest beneficiaries of ABS given his eye
There needs to be more midgets in the mlb. You can’t pitch to them
>>157795079Master, I've created the image just as you describedAI SUGOI DESU
>>157795170Thats not true anymore the strike zone automatically adjusts for height
>>157795170based Gaedel enthusiast
>>157795161He's never had to
>>157795161I never realize this before but he actually tricks pitchers into throwing what he wants and I didn’t realize it before he faced Verlander Jr, but he tried to trick him into throwing an off speed pitch when he had the curveball timed up by doing the shuffle and smiling at him after he fouled off a fastball.
>>157795174I look like this
>>157795174>what an entertaining seat I am looking at
>>157795175That’s what I’m saying. You would have to be Greg Maddux
>Diamondbacks are number 7 in the NL with 80 wins and likely won’t make postseason>Astros only has 77 wins and likely will win division Fuck this shit
>I hit that home run for my Uruguayan son
>>157795200Astros and Brewers should be swapped back to their original leagues
>>157795200Top 6 in record every league every year, get it done Manfred.
>>1577952002 leagues, best team in each league makes the WS. no more crying.
I hope both teams lose. >>157795133Retard. >venezolANO
brewers are cheatingcubs are cheatingred sox are cheating
>>157795240Why don't bad teams cheat?
>>157795174You really deprived us of water in 10 years for that picture
Texas Rangers are an underrated team, they could make a deep run out of nowhere
do any of you guys have Apple TV?what's even on it?
>>157795256we won't be here in 10 years because of the AI generated biological agents. check, and mate.
>>157795264I have it, I haven't really watched anything on it it's just included in my apple good goy subscription.
>>157795264I have Apple TV for MLS
>>157795174Ohtans is my favorite 4th basemen for the Dogjers
>>157795264>what's even on it?cameras and microphones that record everything you're up to
>>157795170midgets got banned
>>157795240don't forget yankees and dodgers
o's!
>>157795264Ted Lasso is a pretty big show among stupid people here (american football coach goes to coach an english football team)if you like sci fi stuff any of For All Mankind, Severance, Silo, and Pluribus are worth a lookMLS, the highest level of soccer in the US (lmao)and that show Widows Bay looks interesting but I haven't seen it yetthat's about it I think?
>>157795279obsolescenceIt happens to all of us
>>157795325yea Severance is a pretty cool show
>>157795325>if you like sci fi stuff any of For All Mankind, Severance, Silo, and Pluribus are worth a lookoh I also forgot they made a TV adaptation of Asimov's Foundation series, duh>>157795329shame it takes ten years to make a new season, the female lead already hit the wall before they started taping season 2, she's going to be fully bogged when it comes back
LETS GO BLUE JAYS!
>>157795264no I just stream it fuck apple tv and fuck manfred
Is there anything better than gaping >Detoilet
>>157795324I look like that and say that
Good inning Os. Need to lock them down here.
>>157795364I knew you were a pretty motherfucker
>>157795364Is Uruguay whiter than Argentina?
hmmm a few of those sounds good not sure I'd want to pay for another subscription I'd likely only use for baseball anyway :/their broadcasts are actually pretty tidy though, I hate mic'd up players though, in any sport
Nice audio, apple
>>157795341that's why I didn't watch Pluribus, they were like "yea we'll release season 2 in late 2027 or 2028" like nigga what
>>157795382yea I thought it was just the shitty stream I was using
>>157795382>>157795149ffs it happened again
That’s Musks end goal. To have manufacturered biological humans to inhabit the earth and to replace us. Thats always been the elites widhes they’ve always hated humanity and it’s why Musk gets all the funding. Hes the catalyst for them
Howie has a great voice for sportscasting, a shame he's leaving
>>157794782watch your own game poojeetpaco
>>157795303My Yankees are cheating I'm sure of it [bottom 15 in all offensive categories]
DJ Kitty is CUTE!
paying for streaming these days is really no different than cable. it's such a racketit was great for a little while when Netflix was the only game in town and cost like $8 for the highest tier
>>157795405Jensen Huang is the most powerful "tech bro"
>>157795374They have more whites, but we are whiter per capita. Either way, white down here isn't the same as first world white; I've been told I'm white, but I'm pretty sure if I posted a picture here I would be called a mongrel.
>>157795428>>157795371
>>157795428dont stress, they think im chinese but im whiter than a pingpong ball
>>157795425He's not
If I were commissioner, I would ban these two frauds from the postseason.
>>157795425Musk is the one pushing to increase the population. And the way he operates his companies by stripping the down and making it more efficient is how he views societies. If his plan fails he has all the rocket ships
>>157795428Show hand, paco.
>concussion, headache, short term memory losswew
>>157795469so you can call me a mongrel? no, thanks.
>>157795475honestly looked like it could've been a lot worse than thathis necked snapped back horrifically
>>157795428latin america is funny
He’s probably going to target astroids first, though. And become the first space miner and then he will control all the excess resources. But he’s probably keeping that under wraps
>>157795467no one is getting off this planet in time for it to matter. all they have are bunkers and super yachts.
>>157795488cowardly and swarthy?
>>157795492When I saw it I actually missed it completely and was wondering why he was still on the ground. It looks so much worse than I thought it was
>>157795494I was just messaging a mexican girl I wanna eat out on tinder and she was talking about having pale skin and avoiding sun. Odd people indeed.
based Thornton's dad
>>157795511that may be a vampire
>>157795494mamacita
The Red Sox swept the Rays 2x (3x in this series) who are going to the final. They also swept the Dodgers 2x who are going to the finals. They are trying to prepare you for who they're going to give the championship to (the Red Sox). The city of Boston needs the Red Sox to play well at this time of the year because they need to stimulate their economy. From October to January Boston sports fans start with the Red Sox and move on to the Patriots. From October to January the sun goes down at 5 PM and all the druggie Bostonians fill up the bars starting as early as 5 PM during this season because they need Bostonians to do drugs and drink at venues during this time to stimulate their economy. Baseball is rigged and you should all stop watching.
He merged grok with spacex and that’s probably where ai comes in
>>157795428Post your butthole and let us judge it
>>157795500just sparing myself the effort. You'll have to imagine the brownest, fattest, most takis dust encrusted hand possible, and pretend that's what I posted.
Visual technology with self driving cars, grok, space ships. Musk is targeting asteroids.
uhhh, Dodgerbros? this isn't really funny anymore...https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7606445/2026/09/17/mark-walter-insurance-fraud-lawsuit-dodgers-lakers/https://nypost.com/2026/09/18/sports/dodgers-owner-mark-walter-named-in-fraud-lawsuit/https://www.wsj.com/finance/mark-walters-financial-empire-was-fueled-by-retirement-savers-6584e330
>cease looks cooked>jays choking with risps>kirk challenging a ball a mile out of the zoneyep that's my jays under must win conditions
>>157795494Until I came to /mlb/, I assumed that women like her were white (I didn't really know the concepts of Hispanic or Latino)
Bunt every at batSteal on every pitchAlways bean the next batter after a HR
I need to be filled
>>157795532he's a grifter like Trump, on the margins of the real centers of power. We, as Americans, will be stuck with his inferior, more expensive products and delusional self-serving media ecosystem.
>>157795544I'd have to shave my ass first. No kidding, you could make wigs with all the hair I have there.
BAZZ GOES YARD AGAIN
>>157795566Here’s how Cease can still win the Cy Young
all umpires deserve the rope
>>157794978what exactly is going on behind closed doors in Boston?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>157795602What does that tell you? They swept Dodgers and Rays now twice.
>>157795556He's actually fucked lol
I'm an umpie! A cocksucking umpie!
My tigers are an embarrassmenttiger_pepe.jpg
VARGAS!
>>157795602See? They’re not even subtle anymore. They put some guy in a full orange Lorax suit with the big yellow mustache right in the middle of the Boston clubhouse, under the giant “BOSTON” sign, they’re forcing the narrative, making everything feel larger-than-life and “fun” so when they hand Boston the championship people just cheer instead of questioning it. Distraction theater.
>>157795580>GrifterFor the elites to get funding. He also travels to China a lot
>>157795642wait true
judge is going back on the IL again??
>>157795651It's all lining up. The championships are decided.
>>157795658yes 10 day il
I love my mayonigga so much
guys my jersey arrived
>>157795687show us
/nu/>>157795690>>157795690>>157795690/nu/
>>157795687you got Bazz I presume?
The Red Sox have their own version of Nestor Cortes
