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One weekend of Bundesliga, then two weeks of Kloppbreak subedition

>Bundesliga

>Friday 18.09
>20:30
Bayern - Union

>Saturday 19.09
>15:30
Frankfurt - Freiburg
Gladbach - Mainz
Hamburg - Köln
Bremen - Augsburg
>18:30
Stuttgart - Dortmund

>Sunday 20.09
Leverkusen - Leipzig
Schalke - Elversberg
Paderborn - Hoffenheim

>Nations League

>Thursday 24.09
Netherlands - Germany

>Sunday 27.09
Germany - Greece

>Thursday 01.10
Germany - Serbia

>Sunday 04.10
Greece - Germany
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>>157789932
I'm sure this won't backfire
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Hello, /v/ here, will be posting semi-consistently for the nation break. Which young players should I be excited about and how many yellow cards can I expect against the Dutch?
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SCHALKE SCHALKE UBER ALLES
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>>157790602
oops forgot half of the times

>Sunday 20.09
>15:30
Leverkusen - Leipzig
>17:30
Schalke - Elversberg
>19:30
Paderborn - Hoffenheim

Germany games all at 20:45
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>>157790681
2nd bundes exists too
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>>157790627
>non surprising call ups
Dahmen, Karl, Schade, Urbig, Jeltsch, Bischof, El Mala, Gruda
>absolute newcomers
Behrens, Rosenfelder, Treu, Conte, Engelhardt, Ebnoutalib, Baur, Keidel, Scherhant
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>>157790716
>Friday 18.09
>18:30
Wolfsburg - Darmstadt
Fürth - Magdeburg

>Saturday 19.09
>13:00
Lautern - Braunschweig
Karlsruhe - Nürnberg
Kiel - Osnabrück
>20:30
Dresden - Hertha

>Sunday 20.09
>13:30
Hannover - Bochum
Bielefeld - Heidenheim
Cottbus - St. Pauli
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>>157790743
what about 3. Liga?
>>
>Nach der verkorksten Weltmeisterschaft im Sommer und der Trennung von Bundestrainer Julian Nagelsmann trieb Hans-Joachim Watzke die Verpflichtung von Jürgen Klopp, der noch bei Red Bull als Head of Global Soccer unter Vertrag stand, voran. Laut dem DFB-Vizepräsidenten ist diese Mission, anders als in der Öffentlichkeit erwartet, kein Selbstläufer gewesen.
Did you say thank you?
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Reese should of been called up
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NA IHR HÜHNERSCHEISSER??? BEREIT FÜR DIE NÄCHSTE APREIBUNG???
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>team in red isn't bayern at the allianz
utter woke nonsense
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>Mit neun Debütanten startet Roberto Mancini in seine Ära als neuer italienischer Nationaltrainer - dazu zählt mit Nürnbergs Mohamed Ali Zoma auch ein Zweitliga-Profi.
Italy's ascent back to glory is inevitable
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wass dat hat mean? Let me guess AFD related scheiss?
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jz 0n - 12 Löwenbräu Oktoberfestbier
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>>157792134
What hat?
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>>157792134
Oh, you mean the cap Klopp is wearing? It's a joke. In Germany everyone pretends to be the national coach with an own opinion who should play in the national team.
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>>157792134
Quite the contrary
>One of 83 million
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>>157792168
shood I?
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YABBADABAADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SCHAMMMALLAHHHHHHHHHH
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JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL JAMAL
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>>157792249
Schwirtz could never
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EPILEPSIALLA!!!
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>>157792134
he's just one of 83 million göymans like you and me
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>Lucho
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super gay
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>Kane (P)
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HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
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YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 100
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YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOO OLISE
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expected gangrape
Huhnion to get relegated and never come back
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>Rönnow
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this is what you get for being lefty libtards

get fucked union tranny club
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>>157792711
aren't buyern supposed to be lrent free efty libtards in the collective of german bundes heads tho?
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What's going on with Diaz? He's been awful for months
>>
NEUER
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HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY HARRY
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YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO101
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>>157792745
wanna try that sentence again you seething union fanboy
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>>157792068
WIE KANN ICH DASS LÖSCHEN?
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Olise started so bad but now he's easily the best man on the pitch
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Stanisic is literally hitler bro take him off
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>Kane and Olise playing rightback because Stanisic was nowhere to be found
fuck hitler
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Why are Bayern wearing black at home
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>>157792916
Oktoberfest slop
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Neuer's yellow kit is pretty cool. Goalkeeper kits are usually the worst but this one is a rare exception
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>>157792819
bruv I am the anon which is trying to buy the oktoberfest jersey rn tho


YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI SAIBARI
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Lustmolch sacked next 4sure
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>>157792985
hühnchenbro...i might cop it as well
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YABBADABBADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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THAT PASS FROM BISCHOF OH MY DAYYSSS

MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL
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predictable booty blastin
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Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise
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YABBA
DABBA
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise Olise x 3
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MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL MICHAEL
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>A seventh Yabbadabbadoo has hit the Allianz Arena
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GRANTBRY IN
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holy shit Olise is out of control
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>>157793044
>great job little Michael
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First time watching Bischof play, wow hes really good.
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Pisshof megged
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>>157793044
SPITZENREITER SPITZENREITER
HEY
HEY
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Why do they have macron's face up there?
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Premier league fans are making fun of us again
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why are they so villainous
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>>157793270
Assnal is gonna lose 4-0 at the Allianz let them laugh while they still can
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Schabilonsosaars?
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>>157793357
>4-0
They tend to insist on making it 5-1 instead.
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>>157790724
Well Karl and Bischof looked good, which matchee this weekend should I watch to see the others?
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>mauled by the bees
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>Harry Kane broke the record for the fastest player to reach 100 Bundesliga goals as his double helped Bayern Munich thrash Union Berlin.
APOLOGISE. APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW.
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>>157793478
Frankfurt - Freiburg
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>>157793657
Harry is elite
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shood have kept eta tb h
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>>157792068
KWAB
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>>157791285
>the Schreckgespenst of the second bundes
no
>>
>Xhaka soll sich während der Corona-Pandemie ein gefälschtes Impfzertifikat beschafft haben. Auch gegen eine Luzerner Ärztin wird ermittelt.
>Laut „Blick“ soll eine Luzerner Ärztin während der Corona-Pandemie Impfbestätigungen ausgestellt haben, obwohl die entsprechenden Impfungen möglicherweise nie stattgefunden haben. Die Polizei durchsuchte die Praxis bereits im Jahr 2023 und stellte dabei Beweismaterial sicher. Xhaka gehört laut den Ermittlern zu den Personen, deren Fall nun genauer untersucht wird.
>Die Staatsanwaltschaft erklärt: „Dabei geht es darum, zu klären, ob ein strafrechtlich relevantes Verhalten vorliegt im Zusammenhang mit einer möglichen Erschleichung einer falschen Beurkundung oder/und Urkundenfälschung.“
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>>157793962
Trvke
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>>157796089
Devious little Albanian.
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>watch wiesn umzug
>see some mega hot blonde in the perfect dirndl

oof, maybe i should go, i fucking hate the oktoberfest though
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>>157793674
how did this guy manage to win the 4th best league in the world hes terrible, was it just refball?
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>green faggot twink is the mayor of munich

embarrassing 2bh
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>>157799513
i mean he did need a full season to get his shit to work
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>>157799513
Its not like he won the Bundesliga in his first season, nevermind the fact that Leverkusen are run well compared to Chelsea.
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>>157799513
the bundesliga is one of the worst leagues in europes
man
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>>157799513
>how did this guy manage to win the 4th best league in the world
By playing for Real
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>>157799513
it was simply a perfect season for them and LOTS of luck. i mean they won like 15 games in injury time
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ZOMA ZOMA ZOMA ZOMA
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>>157800379
;)
>>
this zoomer and inshallah won't last long anymore
>>
thank lord the Freburg meme is over
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>10 minutes played
>only 1 goal
3gpgbros..
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NAUCHAD
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Mainzbros?
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>>157802310
Nvm
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>Bre"men"
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>>157802354
won't be the last this season lol
there's about 16 other clubs that would like a tooth
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>>157802354
cuck league
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>shartuna
>>
>Shartubolu
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>shartubolu
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based Jonny
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>>157790602
>see these imported arabs that want to enforce sharia law? they are just as german as you and me cause they have a piece of paper that says german citizenship.
>>
VAMOS HAMBURGO CARALHO
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the handsome Sheraldo has to be the most based player in the bundes no
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Atubolu getting exposed at crackfurt
>>157802636
I knew that goal was coming after all those wasted chances lol
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>>157790602
Warum macht Hurensohnion Berlin die Liga so zur Lachnummer.. nicht nur 7-0 verlieren aber dann noch cuck cosplay auf Xitter, peinlich alter
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hes bringing fucking poulsen bro
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>Shartubolu x2
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>>157802750
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POULSEN I KNEEL, THE CL CHARGE IS OFFICIALLY ON

GAY GEISBÖCKE
>>
YUSSUF
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Why do Schalke and Elversberg play on sunday?
>>
Mikey Moore is so fucking dogshit man
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hsv ist so scheisse
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>>157802750
>>157802832
their admin is a foid btw
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>>157802868
malla no show
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>>157802832
Aber did you watch the game?
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>Lidberg 3
why
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>>157802391
*15
not the Gladbach keks
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>schwarz rot klopp
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>get your old GOAT turned problem child back
>he scores for fun
wish Dortmund woulda taken this lesson from Werder with Sancho
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Well, well, well...
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SHUTO
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hyped
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>>157803601
times up for gaycinobitch
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>conceding 16 (sixteen) goals in 4 (four) games
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>Gladbach Mainz turning into Jahrhundertspiel for no fucking reason
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BreMEN

fuck yes what a match
>>
no excuses today, Dortmundchads, if we want to win the league this is a must win match
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>>157803840
Uff im jelly
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>>157803601
Kloppo promo show
Nmecha vs Stiller
Chabot/Janelt vs Anton/Schlotterbeck
Beier vs Und- oh wait, thats eight AHAHAHAHA
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>>157803864
Absolutely BASED fellow Werderchad
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>Wagner übernimmt bei Hannover 96 nach Titz-Aus – Start erst nach Bochum-Spiel
Can he save them?
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>2 yellows already
Shitgart aint winning this
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>>157804661
slow motion buck breaking
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>those Anton boos
kek
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I CANT SCORE
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Was ein Schlürfer.
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nword b00 is so shit
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>>157805245
The arse guy?
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>>157805288
he needs time
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>wagnermann
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>>157790752
what about Div 4 (rhineland)?
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has he taken greek boy to the puff yet?
i think Stiller may have been one of the Stuttgart youths he invited
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BEIER
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BEIER BEIER BEIER
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MAXI

BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER BEIER
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"best trainer talent in germany"
"merlin du jungfrau"
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KARETSAS DU HUSO
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>>157805245
APOLOGIZE
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>>157805545
kid has Messi magic in his left foot
Jobe knows you need to let him try. was a good attempt from there and through four legs
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>>157805578
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bring karazor back
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title charge: ON
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>1-0 gegen Stuttgart

GEKONNT IST EBEN GEKONNT
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09.10. Bremen schlagen für 5 aus 5!
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3 points out of 4 matches....bro
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>>157805779
>two points courtesy of >Schalke
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>>157805804
based Lücke will expose those shitters tho
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6/6
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mori huso should kys himself
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Poah unlucky
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>sky moderator just told kovac on live cam that one of his closest friends died during the game
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Die dicke Hertha aus Berlin
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>>157806080
>Im Alter von 74 Jahren ist Peter Hermann nach langem Kampf mit der Nervenkrankheit ALS verstorben, das teile der FC Bayern München am Samstagabend mit. In München bleibt die Trainer-Ikone unvergessen, da "er beim historischen ersten Triple-Sieg der Vereinsgeschichte 2013 als rechte Hand von Chefcoach Jupp Heynckes ein unverzichtbarer Teil im Trainerteam" war.
>Ansonsten stehen Co-Trainer-Stationen in Nürnberg, beim FC Bayern, auf Schalke, beim HSV, in Düsseldorf und beim BVB in seiner Vita. Außerdem war er als Assistent im Nachwuchs des DFB tätig.
>Seine erfolgreichste Zeit hatte er an der Säbener Straße, wo er von 2011 bis 2013 unter Heynckes wirkte - im Herbst 2017, als Heynckes den Rekordmeister noch einmal übernahm, heuerte er ein zweites Mal beim FC Bayern an und blieb dort auch nach Heynckes' Abschied im Sommer 2018. Ein Jahr lang agierte er im Trainerteam von Niko Kovac.
RIP
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would have been too lucky
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thor steinar einfach
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>>>/g/109856910
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one of youre fags explain to me how the kloppo is the hype while gansi isn't despite "overperforming" for half of the time most of the time
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>>157808255
Are you dense? Gansi was the Hype until he crashed out in groups. Klopp will be the Hype until he does the same
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>>157808293
>Are you dense?
Are you?
Klopp got one title ever seven years in his club "career", while gansi ripfs left and right once he is allowed for a ckub,
If I am dense, what is (You)?
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ok this is pretty based by our nword b00
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>>157805856
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>>157806080
Pietätslos ugezs
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>>157809436
kek
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>>157809436
my boi <3
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>tippe 6 spiele richtig und hole dir deine neobet million

i hope people realize how unlikely this is
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>>157809693
Its not pietätslos its proper subhuman behaviour by that paytv swine. I hope Kovač forged him a horseshoe or two off camera
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>>157821883
>gamblers
>understanding probabilities
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ynr Heidenheim crisis
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>>157822972
Pokalaus against a Regionalligist remains pretty embarrassing desu
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common mazaclass incoming
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>442 Nkunku-Romulo Doppelspitze
based Demichelis likes goals
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Gruda;_;
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NKUNKU
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>>157823736
Lemperchad nachnominierung?
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>>157823823
If it's a broken rib, yes
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extremely cringe how big of a Söldner team Leverkusen is
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Grimaldos crosses were never this good
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>Riggikusen
amazing "offside" call
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>>157821883
EV > 0, so as long as it doesn't cost anything, it's a good deal
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>>157823892
At least they aren't a invented club that did go straight into first bundes.
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>>157823836
no!!!my kicker team can't stomach another long term injury

inshalla only a emre can nackenklatscher
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I don't understand how Raum is a national team player
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>>157824181
he’s a workhorse LB with good Flankenqualität you don’t really need much more for a top tier national team
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>>157824181
Free kicks. He was brought back into the fold when Kimmich was in a slump
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Julian Draxler turns 33 today
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>>157824181
he's getting left back mogged hard today
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based Baku with the assist
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>they fired my neger Ole for this
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the fraud nword ole was rightfully sacked tho
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medizinischer notfall auf schalke before the game
you heard it here first
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>>157824638
cause likely akute Unterhopfung
t. medicine man
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t0m 4 ze topspil
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0-4 inc
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Berlin is a juice store
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>>157825568
fuck off with your off-topic shit faggot
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>Mads Pedersen (30) erhebt schwere Vorwürfe gegen seinen Ex-Trainer Sandro Wagner (38) aus gemeinsamer Zeit beim FC Augsburg. Dem dänischen Portal Bold.dk sagte der Linksverteidiger: „Es eskalierte zusehends, und plötzlich hielt er mich für eine Ratte, wie er es ausdrückte. Wann immer es eine Besprechung gab, behauptete er, es gäbe Ratten in der Kabine, und zwei Spieler wussten genau, wen er damit meinte. Wir konnten es überhaupt nicht verstehen und dachten: ‚Was zum Teufel redet ihr da? Wir haben keinerlei Kontakt zu den Medien oder so.‘ Also sprach ich Sandro an, um mit ihm darüber zu reden, und er behauptete dann, es hätte nichts mit mir zu tun. Ein paar Tage vergingen, dann wurden der andere Spieler und ich komplett aus dem Kader geworfen. Wir wurden aus der Umkleidekabine entfernt, aufgefordert, unsere Sachen zu packen und zu gehen.“
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>>157825672
mocking Huhnion is off topic???
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>>157825766
>dann wurden der andere Spieler und ich komplett aus dem Kader geworfen
https://www.transfermarkt.de/fc-augsburg/ausfallzeiten/verein/167?reldata=L1%262025
does not really track
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>>157824298
he should came back to schalke for a season
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>>157826549
Karamann is a better captain
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Outchie stinker and hooked
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>>157825766
>He called me a Ratte
is one of the Mannschaftsinterna I tell to the press.
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They are praising Leno in the muscular Prem matchthread.
Maybe it's time to give him another chance?
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Thoughts?
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>>157826884
Klopp should only call up players from clubs that do a patriotic tifo
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Schalke wins 0-0 again
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bro's cooked
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>>157828776
Welcome to Juventus
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>hoppelheim
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>Hoppelheim
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>hoppel heim
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moercuck with a stinker for the ages
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TIGGINATEUR
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TIGGIIIIIIIIIIIII
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MOERKEK WELCOME TO MOGWARTS
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>getting kwabbed by Creteins and Ostwestfalen in one week
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Tigges plays for pader/bundes/??
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>>157830279
wait till you hear about this
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Wait why do we hate Moerstedt again?
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>>157830375
we don't. HIV mong is just mad that based Moerchad mogs all of his favourite striker mongs
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he literally got stinkered and hooked while based "shitges" stole the show..
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>scoring the irrelevant 3:1
>stealing the show
lel
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>scoring the decider while hoffenheim was on the drücker is le irrelevant
your brain on retard
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>team presses and thereby neglects their defence because they want to score a goal
>shitty meme striker scores a lucky goal against an unsortierte Defensive
woah
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>>157837789
blah blah blah
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>>157837789
na, biste bissl mett, du kleiner Hanswurst?
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cringe HIV mong
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>>157846911
hes still mad af after all these years
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>Granit Xhaka hat gestanden, während der Corona-Pandemie ein gefälschtes Impfzertifikat erworben zu haben. Der Schweizer Nationalmannschafts-Kapitän fehlt nun im Kader für die kommenden Länderspiele.
holy based
mein kapitän
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Era of the MONDLICHT btw
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>Gruda sagt Klopp für Länderspiele ab
>Der Mittelfeldakteur von RB Leipzig hat sich im Bundesliga-Spiel bei Bayer Leverkusen eine seitliche Bauchmuskelzerrung zugezogen.
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>>157848124
lmao cowardly little shitter
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Der Bundes-Kloppo. Der Bundes-Kult-Kloppo.
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>>157848953
Thats a shame, would have liked to see another RW option. Karl is very good but if he gets injured like before the WC you know its going to be dire and this would have been a good opportunity for Gruda to impress.
>>157849454
Yes yes.
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saw this in town today
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>>157851187
Köpenick isn’t Nordberlin wtf
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>>157851187
>>157851297
That's the coat of arms of Pankow
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>>157851662
yes yes and that isn't Köpenick at all but the Bürgerpark and the Schlosspark are quite comfy oh yes
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>Kasse Sex
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Germany's pathetic history. Got pity colonies. While the Dutch were cruising around the world
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>>157851960
our nigger colonies were the Romans, the slavs (kek), the brits, the french
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>>157851947
Might be Mats last tournament. Happy to see Gnabry back at the 10 hopefully, at the WC the team really struggled when it come to the last pass in the final third. I hope Klopp tries out Amiri there, or put Musiala left and Wirtz 10 and have them interchange during the matches like at the Euros.
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>>157848913
>carried so hard by Olise she moved to france
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>>157851960
>>157840764
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>>157851767
Well, that's still East Berlin, so no unusual place for Union fans to live in
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>>157851994
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>perform for once, kloppo immediately calls
>Zuletzt hatten sich mit Kenan Yildiz, Can Uzun (beide Türkei), Paul Wanner (Österreich) und Ibrahim Maza (Algerien) bereits mehrere Top-Talente mit deutschen Wurzeln dazu entschieden, lieber für eine andere Nationalmannschaft aufzulaufen als das DFB-Team. Nun könnte mit Paris Brunner (20) künftig das nächste DFB-Juwel nicht mehr für Deutschland spielen. Denn das Ex-BVB-Talent denkt an einen Verbands-Wechsel zur DR Kongo.
kult kloppo? More like full floppo
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>>157857303
Brunner comes across as a low iq pos. absolutely do not need a retard like that in the German national team
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>>157857303
>Turks play for Turkey, Austrians for Austria and Doctors for the DR Congo
>this is a bad thing
Nope. The world is healing.
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>>157858302
all of them are German tho
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>>157858871
YWNBGM (You Will Never Be German Mohammed)
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>>157859164
schizo
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>mfw Feierabendbier soon
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>So lief das erste Klopp-Training mit allen Spielern
>Was beim Bundestrainer auffiel ++ Gehirnübungen ++ „Gruppenkuscheln“
>"Gruppenkuscheln"
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of course you shut-ins are triggered by the team building excercise
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>>157861135
>Woltemade was cuddled by Atu, Vagnoman, Bisseck and Nnecher according to @Plettigoal
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https://www.kicker.de/da-kamen-mir-die-traenen-so-reagierten-klopps-debuetanten-1255061/video
>War am 2te Buli Konferenz gucken als der Klopp sich meldet
>Bin vom Mittagsschlaf aufgewacht mit ner Nachricht vom Coach
>Kamen mir auch so'n bisschen die Tränen nach dem Gespräch
Sympathische Burschen.
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>„Großes Missverständnis“: Hartes Hamann-Urteil über Wirtz
>Didi Hamann spricht deutliche Worte über DFB-Star Florian Wirtz, dessen Status auch in England bei seinem Klub, dem FC Liverpool, angezweifelt wird.
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>>157861467
Based nMecha trying to convert a prodigal fag back to the true haven of homosexdom
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And so brothers... we meet again
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>>157863251
would love nothing more than based Xavi to ruin Klopps debut
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>>157863883
Nothing against you guys, but I really want Xavi to do well because all the boomer sports journos are already taking saws to his chair-legs because they're seething over having to speak English in the press conferences and interviews. It's an embarrassment and arrogant as they are they can't deal with being confronted with their own shortcomings.

>Yes, hello coach, good afternoons. Uh... I have a question for you, coach, about, uh... how do you say... the opstelling. The ... the team that you put on the field. The eleven mens. You have said before the match that you will... uh... that you go with the, how you say, the vaste basis. The... fixed basic? But now I am reading... I am hearing... that maybe you change. You make a... a switch? In the defence. Is this true you make switch?
>And... uh... one more, sorry, my English she is not so good today... the... the striker of you, he is injured, or he is only... how you say... rusting? Ja, resting. Rusting, resting, is same thing I think?
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>>157863883
Gg broeder
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>>157863883
blöder Miesepeter verzieh dich
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>>157865217
Huh? I always thought you guys spoke better english than us what with subbed TV and so on
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*us germans. Im on holiday. Everybody speaks better english than the fr*nch



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