Wings edition./hoc/vious: >>157786347
/playoffsbound/
>>157794835i have a steel can to put the beer in>>157794886it doesnt, but it boils over and adds moisture to the meat. you can also put aromatics (thyme, rosemary, garlic) and seasoning
there's so much hockey on, ewe guise
>>157794938>>157794980what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
>>157794980Is it Gary approved hockey?
>>157794974Neat
>>157794974won't the chicken be wet instead of crispy?
Are you ready?Think you can tell us what to do?Think you can tell us what to wear?You think that you're better?Well you'd better get readyBow to the mastersBreak It Down!Degenerate into something fool.We just got tired of doing what you told us to doBut that's the breaks boy, yeah.That's the breaks little manBreak it down!
>>157794993he's making money off this hockey, so Gary Approves
scaaaaaar
>scorefull draw
rags are looking mouldy in the first
>>157795005
>rags
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/1080748/man-hin-kut
>>157795135
just set the draft deets for the /hoc/ fantasy league bros :)
REGGIE'S SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!>gj, Reggies
>>157795163nice shot
https://youtu.be/6_VQsrNXWxU
SSSCAAAAAAAAAAARRR
im the iceman paul wall
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semyon_Varlamov>Other transliterated variations in use include Semen (as it is written in the NHL 09 video game)LOL
>>157795163THE REGGIES SCORED AGAINGO REGGIES GO!!!!!!!!!!!
>>157794940My Debbie’s (:
What’s Gary have instore for us this season?
lol
>>157795363 based manitoba drunk natives
Chaos in the Aud
>>157795363>wants no consequences for associating with the trump admin Could Florida use him?
>>157795363does this really surprise anyone
>>157795448No
>>157795448Welcome to /hoc/, newfriend
>scoreless draw
Nutty save
>>157795363>nooo like him be a nazi in peace
>>157795363>could this be related to his poor performance on the ice>no it must be politically motivated always the victim
Actually, I'm a baseball fan.
>>157795598Retard
>>157795363it's quite sad
>>157795653Yeah
>still scoreless in Kitchener
>>157795639t. nazi
Canucks Nation: Halford & Brough are BACK!
>>157795749anon... they're called natives
>>157795749>doesnt deny it>goes on a racist rant insteadgot 'em
a troll destroyed my village in valheim i'm devastated
The Islanders have won multiple playoff series since the last time the dead wings made the postseason
kazakhstan mentioned!!
>>157795363Canada sucks lmao.
>>157795363>becomeCanada has always been Reddit countrified.
>>157795836that awful news, if true
>>157795836think again burger boy
>>157795855gay
>>157795858Three for free?!?!?!
I haven't had a hamburger is years, and so I wonder what horse taste like, I guess is what I'm saying >Where's that guy who went to 5 guys? He could tell me
>>157795836just like my red wings
raped bitch arrives and makes it instantly raped
mooseheads win
>>157795886so greasyneed that bacon
>>157795886horse tastes very irony and "horsy"
>>157795878in canada mcchicken sauce comes in bags
>>157795868it's no fun if I can't watch that sauce running down her tits, why doesn't she take a bite?
Girlboss called me a junior chicken
>in all of us commandtrudeau is such a faggot holy shit
>>157795910does it make your throat hoarse? ironic if it did
>>157795905see>>157795924
RIPSeason's already over.
>>157795677Retard
>>157795911did you report her to HR
thinking about pucks again
>>157796070you got to get them deep
>>157796070What flavor? my favorites bubblegum
>>157796068She's my ally like stalin and hitler
Its uphttps://youtu.be/pUELIrEoE5o
>nearly scoreless regular time in Kitchener
gg, London
>>157794922fuck you Larkin
gg, Rags >better game, Owen Sound
>>157796090>>157796193>>157796258>>157796300raped
https://youtu.be/w837OR7RqWc
Flamiacbros our journey begins on Sunday
>>157796445Flames gonna get doused
for tonight's rendition of "o kwabnada" please give a warm welcome to shawn "the heartbreak kid" michaels
>>157796505Please respect our national anthem.
>>157795363Is Canada really that upset at him?
>>157796505Boy toy
TRUE PATRIOT LOVE! IN ALL THY SONS COMMAND!
>>157796521it's strange that the only person that seems to have come out of the olympic gold unscathed is matthewstoronto is so demoralized that they're just happy one of their players actually managed to win something
>>157796626I never noticed that Kek
>>157796626well what's wrong with Winnipeg? to much crack? not enough crack?
>>157796626He’s got a telfon forehead. Everything slides right off.
>>157796626>its strange that brady tkachuk has trade value but hellashit doesnt
>>157796626KWAB
Why is there so much nepotism in this league? you rarely see it so blatant except Gary League
>>157795448there are now people hanging out in grocery stores that will bully you if they see you buying something American. they tell you elbows up and demand you buy Canadian
>>157796705Everyone needs a shit goalie
>>157796730a decade ago, that might have shocked me Not anymore, though, everyone wants to be an activist
>>157796739>an old, shit goalie actually, I don't stand by those remarksImagine how good Connor would be in postseason if his team could just get him to postseason
>>157796774>.866
>>157796726It's not as much nepotism as it's an expensive sport and only rich people can hope to play it competitively anymore, rich people including former hockey players. Nepotism is what Lebron did to get his son to play for the Lakers.
gg, Lincoln
>>157796820firstly, I agree with you completelysecondly, I wish didn't have to bring up basketball in order to do it, but it's the perfect example
>>157796820To be fair, almost all sports (except for handegg) in America are pricing out kids due to travel teams
>>157796868people get into the Olympics not by being good but by being rich and being to do all the travel
I wish I was poor so I could cope with my athletic failures easier.
>>157796951tbqh the canadian gvt pays you 50000$/year of you're an olympian athlete, even if you're 200th in the world at fast walking
>>157796983holy shit, I'd be super pised if my taxes were paying that
I’m thirsty and regret not hydrating better but I’m going to bed soon
>>157796996i am saw a documentary about a girl complaining that at the time the 40000$ was not enough to live in vancouver she was like 50th in the world in a highly irrelevant sport.
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157797031well, she famous for a whole other reason now
>>157796951all the italian olympic hockey players were from like mississauga
>>157797048and the team trained in montreal
>>157797048If only Gary held more exhibition games in Italy
At least in Italy the puck drops run on time. Gary could never.
>>157797115Can I try that one again *ahem*At least in Italy the pucks drop on time. Gary could never.
what's the best food to watch /hoc/?
>>157797279something deep fried, poutine, and 4-7 beers brewed north of the mason-dixon line
>>157797279a humble fat boy from the pressbox with hellecuck
Carrot top tried to off himself and is in the hospital now
>>157797402is carrot top /hoc/ approved
>>157797402kwab go flames
only losers use the word try
>>157797430Damn you just used it, loser bro
>>157797430this + filly don't do rebounds
>>157797402what being a vegass fan does to a mf
Hellebuyck and Tkachuck wanted to stay in Canada but harrasment from Canadian fans after winning gold at the olympics caused them to change their mind
>>157797465Yeah
>>157797465Just imagined living in Ottoawa or Winnipeg and the thoughts were quite grim
>>157797465Notice matthews wasn’t harassed because he didn’t do anything
will we ever hear more about the Dark Days?
>>157797465do a prisoner exchange and trade them for crosby and mckinnon then
a bot is rank 1 in broodwar
>>157797485Ottawa is probably ok they have a canal
>>157797465if big buff was still in winnipeg this wouldn't have happened, what a shame
>>157797498a bot with maphacks
their captain is just temu jordan staal
i like burger twinks
Even chagpt says there is nothing in winnipeg. Just says they got a few museums, an nhl team and very cold weather
It might be a controversial opinion, I know, I truly know, in my heart of hearts, my deepest instinctual beliefs driven into my very DNA, I like Canada.Their blind fury at America hurts me deeply.
>>157797558pfft not truethe road to survivor series happens oct 15
>>157797558of the top five things to do youll find one notable stabbing ground one very jewish museum and two of the entries are actually both at the same zoo
>>157796689
>>157797559Most Canadians, at least ones that have been here for a generation, secretly respect America and everything it stands for with its romantic history.
>>157797559
Gary needs to put a game on a frozen lake like what everyone expected with the lake tahoe game
>>157797559i like 'mericans but not the orange manour hockey rivalry is the best in the world
knights play tomorrow!!!!! :)))
>>157797830Didn’t ask
>>157797866Oilers play tomorrow
Shannon was the /mu/ The Warning poster
Thinking about tacos
where are the trades gary?
>>157797895They were pretty good live.
the LD the devils should actually be targeting is nikishin, not hughes
>>157797889>>157797866
cheeky beer number eight little finale of the offseason, you know how it is
>>157797644Gary would never have this much fun
Bullju has scored 3 goals in 2 games
>>157798038Time for a tasty reward then
wildlands bro wya bud
>>157798038He had 0 points in the loss when they played us last week
>>157798038the kraken should sign him
>>157798149I wish
>>157798082>Last night I juicy juiced your sister
>>157798082why would you bond burger her?
please let Gavin have a season ending injury tonight.Amen.
is it tru mcdavid got hurt in practice
>>157798247What did Gavin Hayes ever do to you?
>>157798264https://x.com/GenePrincipe/status/2100991723774394476
>>157798264Idk
>>157798247Yep. Mukabhdhulla went jihad on him
F L A M E SLAMES
>>157798474based
>>157798474Suck
hoc more like extremely gay and retarded lol lmao
>>157798501gary's
i need to stop drinking so much
>>157798588Then stop
>>157798588how much your drink
>>157798648nta but i spend about $1000 a month on vodka
>>157798474cringe schlampe
look man it wasn't easy
>>157798701lol
good morning :DDDD
our jackies :(
>>157798668What brand do you buy
>>157798793whats wrong with marchenko?
>>157798814jew agent, high talent, bad team. worst case scenario for our jackies :(
the blue jackets shouldn't even be relocated they're so cursed they should just be disbanded
>>157798829sad, and undeserved
>>157798793KWAB
>>157798829bum ass team. they have no one to blame but themselves with their performance at the end last year, but these people are just mercs at the end of the day. mercs with delusions of grandeur and glory.
>>157798839thanks bro it means a lot. which canadian team are you a fan of? i need to know which team to no longer despise.
>>157798842you don't think garly will be a jackie for life?
>>157798853no prob bro. i like the nuckies!
>>157798793
>>157798856who tf is garly>>157798862hell yeah bro me too now go nucks fuck em up
>>157798871tfw you fail penis inspection day
>>157798892lol news to me
>>157798871voronkov and marchenko guaranteed. marchenko was looking bloated af in the face with skeleton frame. i'll never trust a russian player ever again.
>>157798892>>157798903he's feisty and has a heart of gold, and great puck handling skills
>>157798920based he's my new favorite player fuck you marchy :(
>>157798926he had a fun interaction with mcdavid one time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avuBY7Ecf1Q
>>157798964always good to see that sociopath being put in his place.
>>157798971Tom Wilson when
>>157799019when he plays olivier https://russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2023/01/09/tom-wilson-had-to-politely-decline-fight-with-blue-jackets-player-in-his-first-game-back/
SHADES OF BOBBY ORR
Friedman says Chevy turned down 3 firsts, Rodriguez and another player for Helly before the Brady trade
>>157799071zamn that was cool
Gary won't be able to touch the cup again
>>157799071petey's was better...
>>157799081>drove my chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
>>157799108Yes
>>157799047Idunno they're peas in a pod. They may have a truce that holds and just independently rack up their own broken bones tally. But a boy can dream
>>157799183lmao @ the fan reactions
>>157799183do u have the one where he biffs a muffin at shartstorm?
>>157799101
>>157799222
>>157799255lmfao he had 10 years to shoot and decided to gently loft the puck into the goalie's crest
It's a real Apocalypse Now: The Unused Score by David Shire kind of night
>>157799274I think he was waiting for traffic to clear up. But he had a defenseman on his right to pass to for a better shot after taking so much time.
>>157799255You can see the exact moment that JT Miller decided he hated Pettersson more than he hates pumpkin patches
>>157799274>>157799284Even then though the Devil's defender is holding his stick out waiting for the pass like "He's not gonna take that shot.. he's not gonna do it.. oh.. he's doing it" lol
>>157799081Good let him rot, maybe pick up a basketball and learn nba
>>157799333checked
celebrini good timescome onlet's celebrini
>>157799333I don't usually enjoy enjoying the hotshit superstar but I can't help but enjoy watching Macklin play. Him and the totally unfamous and non-charismatic Khusnutdinov add the potential for something extraordinary to happen every game
>>157799353>don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>157799353Good for Celebrini sticking up for his teammate. Love to see that.
>>157799616Seemed a bit performative but the fans love that shit and frankly if the clock wasn't stopped for a good fight every now and then hockey wouldn't be as fun. But yeah I agree
>>157799616
wheres jen
>>157799353good boi
>>157799804he'll go on a rampage when Will gets traded off to another team or (more likely) down to the AHL
>>157798805the cheapest
more like bobby WHORE
>>157799932back in my Boston years we used to buy this garbage. It was like $12 a handle at the time. Also not the same anon you're replying to despite us being countrymen
ok it's 630 time for bed gotta keep my sickadian rhythm straight
>>157800059nighty night brah
Test you might.
r
>>157800059More like acadian rhythm you damn neet
'nadian rhythm
>>157800561>>157800648canadian rhythm
>>157800700Is excellent
>>157800761your rushes, your April wines, you Justin biebers
>>157800761*was
Good morning /hoc/. There's NHL hockey today :)
karpat
>watching highschool football as an adult Pedo detected
>>157801077textbook fat zoomer fucks
>>157794922Larkin runs his mouth, then crawls on his belly into camp so he can get paid for being a loser. The real men sit out.
>>157801185More like real american losers (but I repeat myself)
>>157801236Larkin is canacuck and lafftard, Samir. Just like you.
>>157801159>can't fathom watching children activities in a non-sexual mannerSick projection dude
>>157801318bodied that genuine pedo freak
And furthermore;>rags
>laffs
>>157801077poor kids
>>157801726>>157801810I am very much looking forrad to our season opener against the >rags
>>157801598Source?
Good morning /hoc/>laffs>rags
>>157802121>im not retardedSource?
>>157802116Uh, that would be last place >laffs, anon.
>sips I can feel the fall wind
>>157802237>last year Laterally no one cares unc
>>157802427Oh you lafftards care. >1967
Is Hellebuyck Liiga material?
the nerve on this kidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85znktM9UXY
>>157802540more like Liiga my balls material
>>157802611Chad
>>157797465Matthew Tkachuk wanted out of Canada because he realized he was never going to win in Calgary.
>>157799071Damn, makes you forget that he was one of the worst defensive forwards in the league last year.>>157799081if you're the Jets then you literally are stupid to have not taken that.
>>157800768They had a dynasty and now they have this and that's a julius randle knicks jersey
please no more talky before coffee
>>157802742reddit ass comment
"we need 34-36 teams in the NHL!"
>>157802728
>>157800768>History Never Repeats what the fuck do they mean by that?
>>157802841its for the reverse retro jerseys
>>157802848but then it is repeating itself
>>157802854Stop noticing things, goy.
>>157802854its a shitty slogan, you need me to explain why its bad?
>>157802879Yes I do actually, especially when there is an existing idiom about history always repeating itself
>>157802841Long island will never win a cup ever again This is an officially licenced statement by Gary BTW
>>157802908...anon
Ex-NHL player Jori Lehterä (Blues, Flyers) announces a rather sudden retirement from hockey. Started the season with HIFK in Liiga, but decided to retire after just 4 games. Apparently not injury related.
I made&ate tacos
>>157802979What kind of tacos?
>>157803150Very basic soft shell beef tacos with pico de gallo
At the airport and the Philly TSA ladies were talking about how much they dislike Canadians
>>157803610Leftover food is best
>>157803635>Philly TSA ladieAdd it to the list
>Jokerit
>>157802790>Del Bel BelluzBe A Pro ass name lmao
No hockey broadcast on CBC tonight. Sad day.
>>157797465lmao players already dont want to play in winnipeg and ottawa and then the fans harrass the ones that want to stay out of town. good job people of ottawa and winnipeg
hey bro's just got to work about a half hour ago KWAB knights play today!!!
björklöven :3
>no daytime gamesgrim
>>157804701the league is scared of competing with college football like the people that would tune in to meaningless preseason games would be watching anything but hockey
laffs are playing 2 games, which is good because they have lots of 4th liners and they need work kwab
My flames are gonna win the cup this season in honour of the dome
>>157804790
she fucked up again!
>>157804883burritos
>>157804886it was ridiculous today
>>157804979literally need a phd in mathematics from MIT
"Our gold mine never runs dry"
>>157805040ah yes, the "skellefteå" mines of gällivare and kirunafucking pathetic being a southern cuck and larping as one of us
Go Steelies!
>>157805074Not the smartest guy, are you?
Uh oh Samir is having another episode
>>157805108you have the smoking gun
gary... its been like 2 months without any trades...
hope my team wins the montembeault sweepstakes
>>157805270montembeault is like the five dollar gift card they send out to 1000 different losers as a consolation prize for not hitting the jackpot
>>157805289what about patrik laine
>>157805203Not exactly sure what that means, but I'm gonna interpret it as if I executed that homo with my post.
>what about patrik laineanother finnish bust
>>157804886Solved in no mistakes + purple category first
>>157805353probably but none of us would know
>>157805356Bulju wasn't a bust, he was just too intelligent to play in the NHL
>>157805342winning $2.50 on a $5 scratch off
I'm hearing teams don't want to make a move for hellybuck until montembeault is off the market
>>157805356I hope >my team never drafts a f*nn again
>>157805478Unlike my islanders
>>157805505
>>157805590not a high bar to clear
>>157805590>>157805670>t. samequeer
The only 2 Canadian teams that matter already have stacked goaltending so I couldn't care what hellasuck does
ew it replied to me
>>157805703Based. Demko is going to show the league he's still got it this year.
>>157805725*knees explode*
>>157805725Wolf, too.
>>157805740
>>157805789classic
>>157804886got it but had two failed guesses
Dylan Larkin did nothing wrong, FYI
how are boomers expected to watch two simultaneous gamesa bit fraudulous by our gary tbqvh
>>157806028you've got two eyes, use them
LOOKIN'LOOKIN'LOOKIN' IN HER BIG BROWN EYEAYYAYYAYYAYA LA LA LA LA LOM
swarthy as all hell
Why the hell did the panturds sign Markstrom? He’s a fraud. They need to get helly from the jets before it’s too late.
>>157806310Imagine if they got Skinner instead and won the cup with him
>>157806310They should trade the Tkacuck brothers for Hellecuck.
What will gary do about canada?
>>157806383strategic orbital strikes
>>157806383Rig it for their most popular team
#CBJ Adam Fantilli has now missed the first four days of training camp. No signs that a contract agreement is imminent.
>>157806547He needs his balls whipped with a belt
I've wasted thousands on CBJs
>>157806547fuck him he's a bust
>>157806558I didn't know he was one of Gary's interns
Yes, retard
>>157806401remember when they announced that columbus lost the bedard lottery before the ball was pulled then hurriedly cut to commercial
gary "nakba" bettman doesn't drop puckshe drops ________
>>157806927Denied chud
>>157806401I think habs are way more popular, I see habs flags everywhere and literally everyone in my family is a habs fan
>>157806547If I was drafted by the Blue Jackets I would be proud to play for the team and the good people of Ohio.
If she's got a tramp stamp that means you're the 147th guy to be back there hitting the roast beef kwab.
Cutting scars and shitty tats are cute you fags
>Coming up with bullshit reasons you don't find women attractive to justify your twink posting here Sad
CE SOIR
>>157794922Yzerman told Ilitch that they couldn't get anything but draft picks for this loser (Who he'd forced him to sign), so he fired him. Ilitch is the biggest retard in pro sports.
>>157807338Makes a great pizza though.
>>157807373Retard
Thought about our flames again :)
holy
>>157807373You should be clubbed for this bait, shitlord.
>>157807388>>157807413
>>157807445eagles aren't playing today
>I'm .... cringeolaYou sure are
>>157807447>holy redditola im finna cringeola
>tards
I just took the smoothest Marner I've taken in months.
>>157807060are you nuckies man?
habs vs leafs more like diddy vs epstein LMAo
>>157807487the mooseheads are
>>157807338he was promoted thoughbeit
>>157807790Yes, but they aren't playing Cape Bretonthey play Moncton BUSINESS IDEANHL players should wear a patch or a tab on the uniform indicating any and all minor league teams they played for in the past >Dear Mr. Intern; FWD to Gary
>>157807906pierre mcguire would love this
>>157807958I actually can't think of anything more French or more Irish than the name Pierre McGuire about as basic as it gets
Why was that new wonder kid Maddox Schultz not playing in Vagina Pats first game?
>>157807906Pretty good. Players that went straight from junior to the NHL would only have 1 patch which would be special >>157807958Pierre doesn't need it and it would invade his style
Anyone know when the next world-ending asteroid is supposed to hit?
>>157808211December 21, 2012
>>157808211It's a micronova now, in the 2040s
>>157808233since then we have been wandering hell
>>157808242Fuck.
>>157808225>queering off 24/7
just made a really good post
>>157807442I want to try little caesars
>>157808301Retard
can't wait for dual game threads for laffs/habs tonight
>>157808312You'll be sorry you did
>>157808348its only $5
>>157808370There’s a reason for that
>>157808188Sid the Kid would have Truro Bearcats and Gatineau Oceanics>where do we put the patches?I think only CHL teams and affiliate teams should count no juniors or academic athletic programs, for brevities'' sake >also no Euro programs, because of the occasional sanctions is why
>>157808345it's so fuckin on 2 times the pleasurei'll watch the dorond'ah game
>>157808312Don't do it You're better
>Sid the Kid would have Truro Bearcats and Gatineau Oceanicsdumbass
Do you think anyone will watch the St Louis game?
>>157808312My wings don't deserve your business unforch
the puck has been dropped in st. john's, newfoundland
>>157808593Reggie Time
>>157808593Didn't their team move?
BUSINESS IDEA FOR ANGRY CANADIANS:CHL Super League>to compete with Gary
>>157808663yup. the st. john's fog devils moved to montreal 15 years ago or so but the acadie-bathurst titan relocated to st. john's last year
>>157808489
wat
>>157808807Split roster
>>157808807its called a split squad game, ranjeet.
>>157808807pre season double header, y'all >git yer hockey on
>>157808807Gary is a known time lord
>>157808847_/ _/ _/ _/ never underestimate his power
haven't gotten any (You)s today
>>157808875>>157808875>>157808875>>157808875Why is that?
Didn't ask
That's to bad i've been handing out upvotes on reddit all fay
>>>fay
>>157808875How are (you) doing?
>more dangerous draw in Sherbrooke
>1 Hour Until Gary League
>>157808967trying to stay awake i couldn't sleep last night it was gay KWAB and i'm still stuck here for two hours but then have hockey to watch
>no draws
steely dan sucks
>>157808807One gay team, one straight team playing with a very short lineup
>>157809320kys
>>157809339>laffs
>>157809320its boomer foid music
>>157809394women love men who listen to steely dan
Feel the Puck, /hoc/
>>157807252not on CBC anymore
only SHIT games on today
>>157808807The annual "wtf is a split squad game" newfag exposure
mooseheads scaaaaar
chudzinski
>>157809756get a clue
TRlarp
>where is everyone
>>157809957hopefully dead
new>>157735076
>>157810003new
>>157807707Yes but I didn't want everyone to know.
