Dylan Strome edition/hoc/vious: >>157776888
>>157786347
>two posts in 40 minutes
sorry I post on reddit now.
>>157786760Dead puck era
it's pourin rain bro's also i've never seen this much lightning iml it's like a strobe light outside
>>157786771Didn’t ask
>>157786794I know bro that's why I don't post here anymore
>reporter: CALL PUTIN A FAGGOT AND PUT ON THIS AMERICA BIB>ovi: nobased
>>157786834>just late night filing
/hoc/ maxes out at 3.67 push ups
Could Connor Hellebuyck just retire to get out of his current contract?What would happen in this case, in a general sense?What would happen if he retired, then, say, waited out a year or two; then went to play in Europe for a year or two. What happens to his rights and contract then?What would happen if he just sat out a year or two, and pretended that he would never play hockey again, in hopes of the Winnipeg Jets voiding his contract?What if he pulled something like Michael Jordan did when he went to go play baseball for a couple of years?I'm not interested in the morality of signing a contract or anything. I just want to know how this would work. Like, I've gotta think that you can, "quit a job" any time you want. At least, kind of, in theory, in a free country. (I'm certainly not a Labour Law Lawyer).So yeah, what happens if Connor just says "I'm retiring, bye guys."?How long would it be until he could play again, if he decided to change his mind later? What would happen to his cap space? Could he go play in Europe while technically "retired" from the NHL? Could he do anything in any field? Like, if he wanted to go become a professional fisherman, would there be some non-compete that could get in the way of him even being a paid athlete in any regard?I feel like Hellebuyck retiring could at least entice the Jets into voiding his contract, but what do I know.Thanks again. I'm genuinely trying to get an understanding of how this would work, in theory and in practice. And I would rather ask you guys than waste some freshwater by asking an AI Large Language Model.
One time I went through a humiliation ritual at the gym with a "trainer" who was like 17 and he put me through drills and ranked each one.
>>157786966https://youtu.be/BlMpP9GrAqE
Lmao sign an 8 year deal. 1 year later fuck you guys trade me im not showing up
>>157786966KWAB
larkin is not ready to share why he requested a trade bro's
>>157787050Detroit is very close to the border.
>>157786957assuming it works similar to how the kovalchuk-devils situation worked the jets would still own his rights until the contract "expired" even if he retired. if he "retired" he would be locked out of the nhl until he was like 39.
>>157787050maybe it's because there's a rape dwarf in the dressing room walls that only reveals itself to him when nobody else is looking
>>157787074maybe on dwarf planet retard
>>157787084flames have 14.88 million in projected cap space
>>157787050he can't say shit because yzerfraud is still on the team payroll
>>157787084canada cucked out of another team
>>157787143i really want askarov to be the guy for sj but i'm not sure he has the makings of a starting goaltender
>Cal>garywe should've sent those planes to jerusalem instead of manhattan
>>157787005they don't make em like this anymore
>>157787176nuke edmonton tbqh its the capital
>>157787118obsessed
>>157787217with winning yes you should try it sometime
>>157787231stfu school shooter canada won girls biking championship last year
>>157787240KWAB
A NEAR MISS OR A CLOSE CALLI KEEP A ROOM AT THE HOSPITALSCRATCH MY ACCIDENTS INTO THE WALL
>>157786887I can do 15 pullups but only 9 pushups. is that bad?
>>157787342this sounds improbable
>>157787176
>>157787391KEK
>>157787391Based
>>157787391LOL
>>157787391
>>157787391>FB_IMG
But all jokes aside, whats with americans and trying to weasel out of agreements they signed?
>>157787536Canadians team suck and they don’t want to stay on a sucking ship
>>157787546Then why did they sign it
>>157787551Guaranteed money
>>157787556But hes not getting paid if he doesnt show up
>>157787561He'll get paid by the team that trades for him
>>157787391put me in the screencap
>>157787536it happened 3 timespeople are making a mountain out of a molehill
>>157787551They believed the lie that those teams would improve
>>157787580Could have a happened more if memethews didn’t cuck
>>157787584not everything is a zero-cuck game you knowif you go to the store and buy something, but it's not on sale, that doesn't mean you were cucked
>>157787596Matthews could have been free back instead extended with the laffs
>>157787632he likes hanging out with biebs, leave him be. and that being said, he was gimped out for a while which caused the laffs to suck badly and now he's back to form + they have mckenna who could be good. he has 2 years left on his contract and i bet if all goes well with his health and the team's performance he will extend again
>>157787643Maybe he’ll want to stay now because they got McKenna
>>157787662if mckenna can become at least on par with bedard that could really juice up the team
>>157787667He probably will, hope he doesn’t bust like say Shane wright or something.
>>157787676i hope so too, i wanna see matthews get 70
>>157787678Maybe if he stays healthy
>>157787643>and now he's back to formbait
>Latvia has banned ovi from entering its countrylollol even
>>157787713>ynr latvia posterkwab who did he like? stars?
>>157787721No that’s the Spanish poster
i can ya fill with real millionaire shitescargot my car go 160 swiftlywreck it buy a new oneya crew run run run ya crew run run
A few random unidentified nutters that may or may not have even been Winnipeg Jets fans rather than just online trolls posted some threatening things against Connor Hellebuyck. This is on the city of Winnipeg and the entire country of Canada! Meanwhile, your president is threatening Canada every day. and somehow you think It's appropriate to pal around with him at the White house while you get paid millions of dollars to play for a Canadian team. This is just a personal choice of Connor Hellebuyck, he is not responsible for what Donald Trump says and doesn't approve it by visiting with him. A total blind spot and low IQ.
>>157787771He will pay for it.
>>157787568literally no team wants to pay him ya dumb mark
>finnish protossing
Think they figured that out like 30 years ago
>>157786887Just did 19 pushups. Could’ve done 2-3 more but didn’t feel like going to failure
terran is the gayest class
>>157787958I played terran because I just copied what trumpsc would do in his streams
HOCKEY STARTS FUCKING TOMORROW
>>157788228We don’t count pre season here
>>157788238nah we do, just like we count pre cum and premature ejaculation
>>157788253I do
>>157788253give your head a shake
bro's
what if gary was one of usjust a goy like one of us?
>>157788575This reminds me of Bruce Almighty . an decent film that features our sabers
>>157788575Don't use the g-word please.
>>157788592gondola?
>>157788602i think me meant Genitourinary
there's a 32nd thought
>>157788689yeah, and it's >gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, [[gay]],
to clarify, [gay] was the 32nd (thirty-second) thought
Good morning /hoc/>laffs>rags
There is nothing wrong with being a homosexual.
direct from reddit:
Wish I had 32 thots
>>157788980
>>157786957He will play for Barys Astana
Coffee time /hoc/Have a cuppa /hoc/Mornin' rising' /hoc/Need more Cups, /hoc/...
The CBA needs to be adjusted in the NHL, regarding Trade DemandsThe NHL really need to address this recent change in player behavior. Trade requests have always been a thing, but the last couple of years seems to really have really exploded with public trade requests. I think 2 options are:Option 1 - You demand a trade, you loose all NMC protections. Self explanatory here.Option 2 - This one is a bit more spicy. You demand a trade, you remain an asset until trade is completed. But your contract is void and you will need to renegotiate a contract with your new team.Essentially, as a contracted employee, these players should not in any way, be allowed to take action that damages the team. Demanding a trade publicly like we have seen, tanks their asset value. You should not be able to do this without penalty. Considering how the players treat theirNMC/ NTC status - they use them to their advantage all the time by voiding trades. Having this protection built into your contract should be rescinded as soon as you demand a trade. Thoughts?
>>157787105HH brother
all players who complain about this or that should be shot
>>157789111owners are jewsplayers should "take action that damages the team" as much as they want
hoc more like translucent pooftas LOL LMAO
>>157789380RUDE!
>>157789380based >>157789390cringe
>>157789405also RUDE!
bowness said 2 players showed up out of shape kwab
>>157789456what does that even mean though, like do they got beer guts and are slobs? or did they just get lazy and not workout all summersomehow i doubt either it true
I thought hockey players did baseball in the summer
Horvat is the captain of your Islanders now. Canucks have no captain
>>157789737Grim
>>157789737Cope we're all the captain of the canucks
coping is for fags
For me, it's the 1x Turner Cup and 4x central division champs The Detroit Vipers
>>157789789I'm the captain of slavia praha
>>157789789I was the captain of an intramural team
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/939204/trigger-two-guns
i think its a gay retard team
>>157790053Just like my islanders
>>157789845Copey bros...
>>157789990Still not as good as red savage
>>157790107are they the ones who sang abbadubadabadubba close my eyes shabadappa da friends don't mind da gentle beat abubbudubbadada ch-cherry cola?
>>157790162no red savage is the guy from wonder years
>>157790182that band sucks
Linden was also Islanders captain
Bill Guerin and Doug Weight both served two years as the Islanders Captain - Weight's tenure immediately following Guerin's tenure......and then Mark Streit served as Captain for two years lol
Preseason tomorrow :)
>>157790265Habs legend trever linden? Pretty cool!
>>157790312Habs legend mark streit? Pretty cool!
>>157790182his little brother is Cory "The Cory" Matthews
cutting back on preseason games was the best thing to come from gary since 4nash
Gary should expand the playoffs. He could have eliminated teams win their way back into the playoffs. It would be like Survivor when they did Redemption Island
>>157790367following in the nba's footsteps
>>157790367Gary could hide idols on the ice for the players to find
gary could buy a blimp for the nhl and hold a series above Domino City
>>157790421the blimp should be shaped like a burrito
>>157790421>each team has to ante up their best player during every gamemight be based
>>157790334I remember him refusing to put over vader
>>157790453gotta pay your dues kid
>>157790421>>157790450The interns need to include this idea in their weekly PowerPoint
>>157790473>suggesting gary spends money to gary himselfInterns have been whipped for less than that
>strome 1c>dubois 2c>ovi still in top 6>everyone saying this is a top team and true contenderCaps are easily the most overrated team coming into the new season.
>>157790519>laffs
>>157790519devils
>>157790519mild
>>157790519>soilers
>>157790519>assve
>>157790519Habs>yeah trust us bro we're totally a contender despite the fact we barely won the first round thanks to a fluke game 7 win and the moment we ran into a true contender we got our shit kicked in for four consecutive games
>>157790619Maybe they’ve learned how to get more than 9 shots on goal
Give it to me straight How bad are my nuckys
>Minnesomalia has Max Shabanov on its top line
>>157790651basement team but the boys will have fun
>>157790651Shit and for retards unfortunately
>>157790651You’re missing playoffs again
>>157790660just like my highlanders
>Canucks' Filip Chytil: Role to be determined during camp
>>157790519its the devils.
>>157790708Cope they have she-moan numb-tits
Happy national cheeseburger day! How are you celebrating?
>>157790719Going to spend the day at work then jerk off when I get home and fall asleep early.
>>157790719probably a nice veggie burger
>>157790694Crash test dummy for analyzing new safety equipment
>>157790719Hamburgers NO CHEESE or I'll report you to corporate
>>157790619i just want the habs to miss so i see meltdowns from that one patchioretty fan
smokehouse smashWHATtwo pattiesWHAT cheddarWHATbaconWHATbbq sauceWHATonion straws WHATwaffle friesWHATside of ranchWHATgimme a hell yeah
>lunch time east coast>ameriposting about foodlike clockwork
>>157790809cope there's a bar with good take out up the street from my office
>>157789853
>>157790809i hope one day you live in a place with regular access to food, i'll pray for you
>>157790833and i pray you live in a place where ice can form naturally
>canadians think everything below their border is floridasad
>>157790801Unbelievably based. I love waffle fries
>>157790902An alligator made this post
>laffs
>>157790809I'm sorry we can afford food unlike west twinks
only shit games today
What did he say to the barber?
>>157790981just fuck my shit up
>>157790981>no big bushy beard>no wavy luxurious hair>front teethlooks like hes hiding his tattoo removal as well...
>>157790981>unfuck my shit up senpaiHe looks better this way
>>157791028people change bro
Any player who doesn't want to play in Canada is a coward and softpussy
>>157791077What about if they just don't want to be in French Canada
>>157791096Even dumber, they could be in Winnipeg.
this lady in my Teams video conference would get it
>>157791044When’s celebrini going to post nudes?
>>157791134soon hopefully
>Swede quiet all morning>replies in less than a minute after Celebrini mentioned
>>157791148
sweden more like gayretarden lmao
ate some cheddar and now I can't stop farting
it is 2026you still have people shilling that the Wild, Devils, and Sharks will go anywhere
>>157791208just farted too we could be brothers
>>157791209Sharks are going places . Hop on the bandwagon before its too late
sharks are a tranny team
>>157791250not with grier
>>157790962Don't worry the good games are coming tomorrow
>>157791304Macklin and Garry can easily carry a shitty GM.
>>157791209Sharks will only swimming up. They have a ton of young talent
>>157791304they have black excellence, chud.
>>157791461Anyday now
>>157791304let the man cook
>>157791209>the devilswho said they're anything aside from that retard who spams playoff bound?
>>157791475a greasefire?
>>157791290just like our knights
>>157791475>pic related
>>157791478maybe step outside this cesspool for a minute
>>157791493knights rule though
>>157791505good post
they rule the psych ward, shyeah
>>157791478
>The four-time all-star, three-time Vezina trophy winner as the league’s best goaltender, and 2024-25 league MVP makes $8.5MM per season and will earn $59.5MM by the time he’s 38 years old in 2031. Hellebuyck ended this past season, posting a 2.86 goals against average and a 0.895 save percentage, the SV% chalking up to the worst of his 11-year NHL career. After three consecutive seasons of 30+ goals saved above expected, he ended 2025-26 stopping -0.3, his worst in that category since 2016-17. All of this culminated in a 23-23-11 record in 57 games started for the Jets.>Friedman had previously reported on the Sabres, which he discussed that Hellebuyck was willing to move his no-movement clause to be traded to the Sabres during the week of the 2026 NHL Draft. Had this trade gone through, the Sabres were looking at utilizing Hellebuyck in tandem with Colten Ellis as a backup.
>>157791563if you side with the Jets you're a fag btw
gonna get 5 guys :)
F L A M E SLA MES
>>157791579what an ironically gay comment
>>157791563sign the contract honor the contract goy
>>157791579Based! I might go there after work for the bogo deal :)
Connor Hellebuyck, welcome to Avangard Omsk
who farted
>>157791639How’s his Chinese? Shanghai could use a goalie
>>157791579all at once or do they take turns?
Not rooting for the sharks but I am rooting for nurse and trouba
>>157791639He would make an excellent addition to the Geneva team, maybe win a Championship with Bulju
>>157791666Must be cozy taking trains to games, Satan
I love how you're allowed to sign a contract and just decide you don't feel like honoring it anymore.
>>157791651>Hugh Phwartett
>>157791639thats not how it works
>>157791670>sign with team expecting them to keep up and try to win>team does fuck all and doesn't want to win>"alright I want out">acts shocked when you literally do nothing to improve your team
>>157791691The requesting a trade part is fine. The straight up refusing to play until you're traded is scummy as shit.
>>157791579and i don't mean the burger chain btw xDgo penguins!!
>>157791716
https://x.com/GenePrincipe/status/2100991723774394476
>McDickhead
>>157791739>shorks send Mukhamadullin to Edmonton so he can kill McDavidDevilish
>>157791707>requestinghe's demanding and it's not ok, and if you like that kinda thing go watch the nba
>>157791776Try not being a shit team for retards and maybe players won't feel inclined to jump ship.
Hellebuck is just stupid is what it is. If he really wanted out he should have shown up out of shape and played badly and made scenes in the lockerroom, ala James Harden. To not even report, which lets the Jets not pay him, was silly. The Jets are not a cup contender with Hellebuck, so there is no leverage there. They will be a mid team with or without him. What incentive do they have to trade him for a price they think is low? none. Just poor agenting. The only leverage here was Hellebuck to show up and throw a grenade into the lockerroom, which he cant do if he doesnt report.
>>157791776they dont even pull this in the NBA. The last time a player demanded a trade with a lot of time left on their contract that i can remember was ben simmons, the 76ers sat his ass for a year essentially. In the NBA they will ask for trades with a year, maybe two years left on a deal if the guy is good enough.
>>157791796He’s a retard. He should shut up and play
>>157791790they were a shit team because of hellebuck though, he had a sub .900 sv%.
>>157791822Nah Hellebuyck was the only reason they were relevant, as evidenced by the fact that the moment he has a down year they turn into a bottom feeder.
>>157791840_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>157791840youre a bozo, I hope the anon arguing with you realizes that as well
>>157791691>team does fuck all and doesn't want to winwhat? the jets are a max cap team
>>157791670It'll keep happening as long as teams keep drafting americans, their word is as good as dirt
>>157791716Are you ready for the upcoming season, Crosby?
>>157791864Hellebuyck had a .895 sv% last season vs. the league average .896. If your team turns into a bottom feeder when the goaltending goes from elite to average then goaltending is not your main issue.
>>157791899Yum
>>157791899*hands you a glass of milk* here drink this
>>157791902>goaltending drops from elite to below average>this means you should still make the playoffs in a league where 50% of teams are eliminated after the regular season megabrain logic
>>157791840i didnt realize it was hellebuyck that destroyed jake evans when he scored into an empty net.
>>157791921>this means you should make the playoffsPlease point out where I said this.
>>157791957you called them a bottom feeder when they weren't even last in their division so hyperbole was already present
more like hypergay
>scorefull draw at the USG Center for Chicago Icethetics
eternally optimism for a sharks team who finished with 86 points and out of the playoffseternal damnation for a jets team who finished with 82 points and out of the playoffs
>>1577919687th worst record in the league is bottom feeder territory yes. And even if you disagree, the fact that they were a bottom 10 team despite league average goaltending shows that goaltending is not their main issue.
>>157792020but as you pointed out they had below average goaltending but pay their goaltender for elite tier tending
>>157792013playoff goals etc?
>>157791921You forgot to account for west slop in your calculations
>>157792028Again, if your goaltending dropping to .001% below the league average is enough to land you at the 7th worst overall record, then goaltending is not your main issue.
>>157792017Jets are collapsing
>>157792017>shorks are a young team on the rise>jest's starting goalie is boycotting the teamYeah I wonder why.
If you're not enjoying the ACH Lake Placid Fall Face Off, yer probably gay...
>>>the ACHA Lake PLacid Fall Face Off []
>Jets are collapsing
There's a French organization called the FFL--French Federation of Losing--that's all about celebrating French sporting losses. I think it’s high time Canada established one as well.
>>157792093tl:drbelow average goaling isnt the goalies faultfucking retarded
>>157792163sharks were a bottom feeder in the last 10 of the leaguewhat rise?
>>157792274Mon Dieu!! il a raisonhttps://fflose.com/
this shit is bananasedb a n a n a s t
>tretardfs
frankly I don't enjoy the thread when rapey is spamming
my dabres will be taking on the pingus in Pittsburgh for our preseason opener :)
>>157792321Are you missing the point on purpose or are you actually that retarded?
>>157792408nou
>Pre Season is in roughly 29 hours
>>157792412Option B then.
>>157792428just a retard then
why the hell aren't there pre season games in the afternoon? fuck college hand egg, Gary, you gotta got yours, Gar.. fucking wimp.. this limp wristed shit has got to stop
thanks to gary i can watch the sharks on sunday evening
preseason is gay and anyone who watches it is a retard
>>157792510
>try to patrick roy your way off a team>so shit literally nobody wants youKWAB
>>157792557oof
Roughly two hours until Reggie Time, lads>get pumped
>win olympic gold medal>be unemployed 7 months later
>>157792510/hoc/ calls watching hockey retardedChecks out.
>>157792599shitty Canadian job market, that's what
>>157792601is preseason hockey really hockey tho
>>157792557big dick gms not going to be pushed around
>>157792611except it happening american too...
>>157792599I wish all chuds were unemployed
>>157792616can you see the puck??
>>157792660no, he's chinese and colourblind
>>157792510I've already debunked this
>>157792611Jen
>>157792668我的上帝!!!
/pol/ idea Senators are now appointed out of a pool Canadian players who have won a Stanley cup for a Canadian team
>>157792728>Canadian players who have won a Stanley cup for a Canadian team
>>157792728nty, i dont need sir wayne a gretzky drunk off gin every session like his john a mcdonald
>>157792598Bud gave you a pumping on April 17 2022
>>157792746it might be news to a american like yourself but canadian teams won all the time before the gary era
Crossing guard holding me up is repping Mathews
>>157792756good post
>the Ottawa Senior Citizens
>>157792746>gifIs this a heated rivalry position?
>>157792750Anyone holding american citizenship would be ineligibleThis will give Canadian players an incentive to play , stay and win in Canada
>>157792759this is news to no one
>>157792760Based
>>157792779That doesnt sound very representative of your majority population- indians
>>157792728who the fuck would want to spend 5 days out of every week in ottawa?
gary wants ads at centre ice
36 minutes until waging is over bros :)>ate a ban because the IP I was assigned was previously used by a pedo on /v/ talking about how his grandchildren would be able to enjoy cunny in the futureEbin.
>>157792927One bong for me until waging ends :) >once got a warning while phoneposting because someone in my area was being racist on /his/
>>157792927We're almost there :]
>carney did the trump hands during a speechholy shit drumpf is done for
>>157792854Old people who want to believe they are important
>>157792947Lmao someone in my phone posting IP usually gets us banned for racist posting on /co/
>>157792956trump hands? like when he's wiggle dancing and does the double-handjob cha-cha??
>>157792927based lolichad
>>157792971>>157792947for me on my phone network, a couple of IPs are banned for CP 10 years ago
>>157792927rogers/fido?
I have a 500km range I work in and I find roughly half of phone ips are banned so I just VPN home
>>157792947somebody else in my neighborhood must go for late night incel while posting long racist tirades too
>>157792998>>157792971I saw it when I tried posting near my hometown’s nucks fan food restaurant
>>157793030
>>157793030JEN
>>157793035what type of food does shannon eat?
>>157793064NHL brand trail mix
>scoreless d-league draw in Chicago, again
>>157793030*double taps comment*
>>157793113Raped retard
>>157793113I've never seen a scoreless d-league game. That's strange
>>157793119great post
>“Do you like playing hockey here (in Columbus)?”>Marchenko: yeah, I love to play hockey…>"Here?”>Marchenko: haha, it’s a good questionLmao the absolute state of Columbus
>>157793183KWAB
>the city of columbus, idaho
>>157793064Jiaozi and fried rice
>>157793064doordashes frozen dinners
>>157793183when will gary step in and do something about this
>>157793183bleak
>>157793262Bill Daly is going to move them to Hamilton after Gary retires cause Gary doesn't want to "get his hands dirty"
>>157793183
>>157793183Relocate the cursed franchise to Atlanta
>>157793310that would ruin Gary's expansion planning, and you don't want to make Gary sad, do you?
>>157793385>>157793119
>>157793385Just give Atlanta two teams then
Shake shack or 5 guys?
>>157793400Atlanta already had two teams
>>157793289>Hamilton No it will be the Baltimore Blue Jackets or BBJs
>>157793418pizza
>>157793418Is 5 guys less overpriced in the states ?
>>157793425that's not Milwaukee or Indianapolis
7x8.5 ain't shit to Chad Warden
>>157793418its been a while i had both.. five guys, because i'm not a shake man
>>157793442No.
How does 5 Guys compare to In-n-Out?
>the old city of Youngstown
>>157793442They have a bogo deal today but it’s still expensive >>157793464Thanks >>157793428I’ll get frozen pizza tomorrow
>>157793418You should be boycotting five guys for not providing adequate french fry packaging to serve a retarded marketing gimic
our guy is so back
>>157793526raped faggot
>>157793609no, that's something Gary would do, cause he's a marketing guy I boycott them because fast food shouldn't be that fucking expensive
Chad Warden wipes his ass with $8,500,000
>>157793649phenomenal post
>>157793653Excellent post. This nation will be great again when fast food is cheap
>most dangerous draw
>>1577934185 guys sucks desu
>>157793667well, when we do, I still won't eat at 5 Guys, because of the temerity of the prices
>>157793637habs phones ringing off the hook, everyone is trying to win the montembeault sweepstakes
>>157793672Raped
The Penguins Practice Facility is attached to a bunch of doctors' offices, in a suburban development that feels like The Truman Show. It's a very unsettling place to be, even though everything is superficially "nice." Crosby hasn't lost a step compared to last year. Graves isn't totally useless. And Tanner Howe is actually worse at stopping and turning on the ice than some high school level players. Also, don't go to the Denny's in Cranberry-Mars. It's filthy, they take forever to make your food, and I got an onion ring that exploded into a ball of raw flour.
>>>Also, don't go to the Denny's in Cranberry-Mars.copy that
another long hard week of work at the Hard Work Factory is over, inshallah brothers
>>157793836time for some corporate alloted R&R, fren
Nearly time for Reggies
>ngmi
>>157793921long hair beneath an expansive bald spot is never a good look, Pat>shave it all and feel a hundred percent better about yourself when you're done
>>157793956I though SLC was supposed to be a deal,. wtf?
still cant believe odog is really gone
>>157793974What's up, dawg?
>>157793956Panthers fans are so blessed it's unethical
>>157793956>sentards
>>157793942Kill yourself trb
>>157794045how do you know he has the retards?
>>157794045whoa there brother what're you doing making great posts like these without telling me?
>>157793921hair follicle cloning can't come soon enough.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD6pe2FaMNcit's up!
>>157793752it sounds like an efficient use of suburban space
>big dick /atlantic/
>>157794082and it's retarded
>>157794091
>>157794102eh anon, look
why don't the wild just trade for nikishin instead of trying to extend hughes?
>>157794102Shut up, retard
>>157794091But true
>>157794115thoughts on the crushing defeats you suffered at the hands of bud and mitch?
q league has officially begun, lads>that's 1% as exciting as Gary League opening day
>>157794188>pretending to be trbShit gimmick
Rags start their regular season in an hour
>>157794198>kitchen rags
>the city of St John's
>rags
>trb watching by xirselfkwarb
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>157794240retard
>i'm moooooooosinnn
>>157794249we don't sign our posts here
are you guys watching the q or o tonight
>>157794266both, and then Whiskey League for late night hockey
>>157793921what creatine and stress will do to a mf
>>157794261tell that to >>157794240
UGH I cant believe they are letting ovechkin play despite supporting a country thats literally genociding people Gary bettman should be ashamed of himself.
>>157794281why can't you believe it?
>>157794281Gary Bruce Bettman sleeps like a babby at night, lad
>>157794281/hoc/ is for everyone
>most dangerous lead in St John's
>atlantic>metro>mountain....>pacific
>>157794281Every single player in the states has their pay deducted and a portion of that deduction sent to a nation commiting genocide in the holy land.
>sea dog>air dog>up dog>hot dog>ground dog
>>157794281What makes Putin worse than Trump? You'd have to get rid of a lot of players
>>157794345
>>157794281He should also ban Israel
reffed
>>157794352so you're in favor of apartheid then? hypocrite >one hockey for one people except for You People, hypocrite
>>157794345Yourethemannow dog
>>157794382i miss ytmnd
>>157794366retard
>>157794392it didn't go anywhere
>>157794392
>>157786347I keep seeing this in the catalog and I thought it was a 9/11 hijacker.
>>157794435um... it is>is that all you came in here for? K, bye
>>157794435back to /mlb/ joselito
>>157794435Sorry. Some retard is trying to make it a shtick around here.
>>157794442Thoughts on your loss to bud and Mitch?
>>157794457>apologizing classic canacuck kwab
>>157794471Sorry about that.
>*licks you*
>>157794478>*dissolves*
>>157794508Tim and Sid was a better show than Real Kyper and Bourne.
>>157794508this is the late breaking, hard hitting journalism that I rely on /hoc/ for>Thank You, Gary
>>157794498lmao look at that fukken munkeewhy's he so smuk
reminder sid went on a rant about how big of a joke the canes were after they lost game 1 to montreal and they were going to get crushed now that they were facing a real team
>>157794526thanks, I completely forgot that
OHL soon :D
>>157794526He was right but the habs were bigger jokes
>>157794522monke hokky stronk
the only real team they faced were the sens
>>157794544Should I give flohockey $20 of my hard earned dollars?
>>157794564no fuck flo they pay gary
>>157791162he's perfecting his ketchup spaghetti skills after finding out macklin lets you live with him in exchange for food.
>>157794508did gary make the nets bigger?
>>157794564https://youtu.be/VuprgqiPJjo
>>157794564i was going to but decided not. im listening to a game on the radio instead.
the eagles fuckin suck
>>157794600Based thanks
>>157794653agreed
>>157794564it's on hockey.tv
>>157794661
https://www.youtube.com/@WHL/streamsalso, all Whiskey League games are free on Yootoob this season, and they have five games on tonight
>>157794701alberta does make good whisky
YOUR MEMORIAL CUP CHAMPIONS, KITCHENER
Deep discount Gary in the building
>>157794709Why'd he stop stroking halfway through
>>157794739He thought he could ride the edge but miscalculated
Someone really clocked that Toronto fag
does Rogers TV broadcast CHL hockey?
>>157794745Edge is Cope now
>>157794768No. Only Blue Jays and the Laffs.
I'm doing a beer can chicken tomorrow. 5 pound bird.
>>157794794well, Rogers is streaming CHL games on FLOhockey, but that's not broadcast, that's streaming
>>157794829Maybe you eat the beer can to
>the state of Moncton
>>157794768its usually on some local access cable network not a national channel
>scoreless draws in Canada
cam on eagles!
>>157794835That's a terrible idea
>>157794829>the beer cooks the chicken
s&p good for me
NEW>NEW>>157735076>>157735076
KYS
owen sound's goalie is the next bobrovsky
>>157794903gets' funnier every time you post it
>>157794922>>157794922>>157794922
Always some dumb millenial bitch or tired looking tradie holding up the line at the dude store. Today it was both.
