>rags
>laffs
Hellebuyck is making us look bad :(
>relocane-ACK
>>157769709last period
woke up at 5am and did painful brutal sloppy chayka then threw up then I chugged half a bottle of pepto
Huomenta
>>157776935you just know they swing too
Mornin'
>>157777094Marnin'
>>157776931Hellebuyck wants to get out of Winnipeg because he hates paying both Canadian and American taxes on every dollar he makes, especially now that Canada and America are drifting apart economically. The same reason no one else wants to play for the Canadian teams anymore.
>>157777120he only pays both for home games and his massive salary offsets the loss
>>157777120All the taxes he pays for Canada will count towards a credit towards his U.S. liability and pay effectively zero
>muh taxes retard doesn't know how taxes actually workMany such cases
>>157776888lmao he heard that vancouver drafted him
Hey /hoc/. Check this out!
Swedish Hockey League starts on saturday, soon I'll be heckled at work again because my beloved Färjestad is loosing every game.
Bud doesn't pay taxes because he's a corrupt governor and also he won
Now that the Jets suspended the only guy who kept them relevant, the smart thing to do would be to rebuild. Or do they seriously think that Skinner is the guy?
>>157777228kwab go flames
>>157777267The Jets front office probably knows that they will be the last of the Canadian teams to ever win a Cup.
>>157777267Skinner took the Oilers to the finals twice
And then there were 3
>>157777777
>>157777120won't someone please think of the poor disenfranchised multi-millionaires
>>157777321Funny way to spell McDavid and Draisaitl
>>157777321If you ain't first you're last
>>157777094Good morning :)
>>157777338your face is funny
>>157777330lmao I'm old. I remember when there were still some helmetless guys
*does nothing*
>>157777420soon it will be cageless players
>>157777422they ruined the league with NMC'S
If I'm worth multiple Billy's and a guy under contract who never even got his grade 10 DEMANDS to be traded, and not just traded but here are the 2-3 teams I'm prepared to waive my NMC for, I would let this bozo fucking rot and use my connections to jam him up in his everyday life. Hope that credit card works when you're in hawaii Dylan!
>>157777120he wants out because1. Winnipeg has stagnated2. Winnipeg has become a mediocre team that he specifically has to carry constantly3. He wants to help his family by going to the states4. Winnipeg hates him for being Americanunfortunately the NHLPA will do nothing.
>>157777441"we don't wanna become the NBA" and it makes the league have nothing.
>>157777482one stanley cup would endear himself to winnipeggers for eternity
>>157777494Winnipeg management clearly doesn't care because their offseasons will continue to consist of PTO's and overpays.
>>157777338Both suck
>>157777509and who are the teams who had a great offseason?
>>157777420I’m too young to remember that
>>157777540chris drury made a lot of moves
>>157777338Excellent post. McDavid was a ghost in 2024
>>157777540Shorks and laffs
Why hasn’t Jack Hughes demanded a trade yet
>>157777603true laffs signed their version of lane Hutson this season (both starting 8 year contracts, interested to see who does better)
>>157777540carolina hurricanes if dat bussi stays hard
>>157777540do you think Winnipeg actually had a good offseason?
guys montembeault is really good you'd be crazy not to trade for him asap
>>157777644I feel like you wouldn’t be saying that if it were true
>>157777627still blows my mind that the team with a journeyman and an undrafted nobody had better goaltending than the team with the goalie that won them their last stanley cup just a few years ago and carter fucking hart
>>157777643I see you have to avoid answering the question kwab
>>157777656to answer your question, i think that nobody has had a good offseason. it was horrible.
>>157777655Shatter hart will never stop sharting
>>157777679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAUiHImStdIThrashers had a good offseason
No offense to any of the Manitobans here, but after researching Winnipeg for the past 30 minutes (Google maps, apartments dot com, wikipedia), that seems like a pretty bleak place to spend your 20s/30s in. He should have known that when he signed his 8 years though, so still no sympathy there.
>>157777743How’s the fishing?
WAGMI
Trade deadline
I’m optimistic about this season of hockey :)
>>157777777Balls
>>157777777Hockey
bud1
just missed it
>>157777777 /hoc/ used to run /sp/ We’re bag skating tomorrow morning
>>157777743>that seems like a pretty bleak place to spend your 20s/30s inits a great spot to keep your nose clean and raise a family
>>157777746you can walk down to the river and get fucked up and sling line all day but there are junkies everywhere and you cant eat anything out of it. its not bad if you can drive and find somewhere the philipinos havent found yet
>>157777828Hellebuyck always gave family man vibes unlike Johnny hockey
>>157777856comes of no surprise that the goat adds another record to his highlight reel
>>157777856Ovechkins still scored more goals. Being a captain doesnt make you win games. Goals win games
>>157777886so how has crosby won more cups and international medals
>>157777886Ovi is a huge choker. Without 2018 he’d be the league lolcow
>>157777899Nah fuck that!
>>157777899he would still hold the goal scoring record
I step away thinking /hoc/ has the get covered but of course you retards fucked that up.
>>157777886Not only are you wrong you should honestly be deported
>>157777956sorry, i panicked
>>157777959Ovechkin Gang take over CANADA white or ontario or quebec players all will kneel
Jokerit scaars immediately
Mike Girlbossy
>>157777988
>>157777956sorry, I don't care
>>157778017gayan fagnolds canadian icon
who is going to be the ovechkin to celebrini's crosby
this anon is embarrassing himself I can't bare to watch, I'll check back in later bro's
>>157778030It won't be any different later
>>157778033he has at least a five hour window coming up where he's off gooning, hoping I can slip in some juicy takes then
>>157778028Depends on how McKenna performs
>>157778028hopefully demidov if he can get a centre
in a civilized society ryan reynolds would be punished for his sodomite behaviour
>>157778028its bedard
>>157778076What team does he play for ?
>>157778080Might be tough with his supporting cast
>>157778083team canada
Imagine if they and Brady Tkachuk were born a few days earlier
>>157777886Retard
>>157778076you wouldn't have put it up scarjo's keester?
>>157778130Happy birthday!
>>157778130I'm imagining, now what?
>>157778149fistfuck your own ass
>>157778149They would have been drafted a year earlier
>>157778157I dont want to see what it's like to be american
>>157778130>imagine if his birthday was different We don't horoscope cope here sister
new jerseys. i like them. :)
>>157778173EGLSES
https://youtu.be/9FL1J-o5VtI
chl reg. season starts tonight
>>157778168Retard
>>157778192People watch this shit?
I hate ovi but it’s funny watching numales and trannies seething over this.https://x.com/sammisilber/status/2100610786150248916?s=20
>>157778080lol
>>157778149Are you hard now?
>>157778208There's worse, some people willingly watch wrestling
>>157778192the OHL only has one game tonight; the USHL has a full schedule tonightWHL and QMJHL Opening Day is tomorrow, and OHL also has a larger schedule for tomorrow >image is today's minor league schedule
>>157778251True
>>157778254do playoff goals count toward regular season records in any of those leagues?
>>157778216why are chuds so desperate to support some shit that happens in the 3rd world
>>157778219dont worry, gary wills it into existence
>>157778285me when teams host pride night
raped fag
>>157778314Jen
>>157778361excellent post
"No you dont understand, Hellebyuck HAS to play out his contract with Winnipeg!"
>>157778390why did he sign a contract he had no intention of fulfilling?
>>157778390Hes free to sit for four years it worked for Carter Hart
>>157778390All sarcasm aside, I agree. They shouldn’t acquiesce a brat
>Hellebuyck needs to stay here and suffer with me instead of getting traded and setting us up with futures that might make us competitive again
>>157778390t. wants the inmates running the asylum
>>157778425>sufferwhy cant he just lead like is paid to and make the team competitive with him
>scoreless draws at the USG Arena
>play the one position where your performance directly affects the outcome of games>buhbuhbuh why do we lose so much
>>157778443He can’t score goals
>>157778390>sign contract with team>decide you don't want to play with team anymoreNot Winnipeg's problem. Until they receive a trade offer they like, Helle can either play or lose out on salary.
>>157778458you cant lose a game with a shutout
>Shiiiieeeet why don't he just put the team on he back and carry them to victory like Lebron JamesWrong sport, Toby
Players have the right to demand out of shit teams
>>157778478vasi won 2 cups that way
>>157778481wtf he's just like me
>>157778486in gary's nhl player are demand out their team after winning the cup
>>157778492tampa has never won a non-asterisk cup
san jose sharks =)
>>157778508helle could have won those fraud cups if he wasnt so shit
>>157778425Should've just taken the buffalo offer if you're winnipeg. >>157778437fuck that. i side with the players
>>157778524then stick with the nba it's going great
>>157778471Yeah you can. You can lose a 0-0 shootout. winnipeg literally has nobody on their farm helping. Another win for the "owners" I guess.>>157778492Vasy won because his team also got help from the refs.
>>157778531>You can lose a 0-0 shootout.if you lose in a shootout you allowed a goal ya fucking idiot
>>157778425
>>157778546shootout goals do not count towards a shutout. you are still credited with a shutout after regulation and overtime.
>>157778555its not a shutout if you allow a goalthe winning shootout goal counts as a goal
>>157778574Do playoff shutouts count towards season shutout records? Does anyone want to offer their opinion here?
>>157778574You are credited with a shutout even in a shootout loss that ends 0-0.
ottawa is the only team that really got burned by a trade requestevery other trade request came from a player on a shit team run by retards that is circling the drain
>>157778594a shootout loss cant end 0-0 since the winning team is awarded a goal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4UDLA-T3Mw
>>157778605Calgary literally got a garbage contract and nothing in return for 2x cup winner Matthew Tkachuk
>>157778617>shit team run by retards that is circling the drain
>>157778605https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/hurricanes-nikishin-not-under-contract-wont-be-attending-training-camp/
jokerit is on pace to finish with 0 regulation wins :<
>>157778625Okay anon, then your original claim is retarded. you just said the exact same thing anyways
>>157778625just like our red wings
>>157778628My Jyppies :)
>>157778626do you seriously think carolina is going to suffer without that bumhe played one season for them and did absolutely jack shit in the playoffs
>>157778658irrelevant, a player requested a trade after winning the cupyour narrative is squashed
>>157778658Nikishin is young. Why would you let go of him when you don't exactly have a player that has the same abilities in the pipeline?
>>157778666carolina was in win now mode, won, and is now in continue winning mode, futures don't mean a thing to them they lose him? oh well, he didn't help us in the playoffs at all
also Nikishin is a RHD. Why on earth would you piss away a RHD at all when the next guys in line are PO Joseph or Mike Reilly? Seems really stupid. Do you think Joel Nystrom is gonna be better? >>157778689good RHD being sold off when you are in a "win now" mode is retarded, especially when you have a team that barely makes risky stupid moves. You shouldn't lose Nikishin. Makes no sense.
>>157778628Why so serious?
>>157778692florida threw their future to the wind and came out of it with back to back cups>but muh futures...nobody running a team currently a cup contender gives a modicum of a fuck about the future
>>157778711which rfa did florida not issue a contract to?
Windy won
>>157778692Nikishin is a lefty.18:11 average time on ice, 14:50 in the playoffs. Carolina are in a win now mode and have a clear system in place. They can easily find a replacement for him.
>>157778739Unlike Luna on that fateful Mario Kart tournament
>>157778787the dyke haircut was supposed to make her more aerodynamic but it just caused her to lose her #1 fan
>>157778743you say that like the panthers being forced to play uvis balinskis for 80 games was a good thing.
>>157778883the guy they signed to league minimum didnt force them to do anythingputting him on waivers meant losing him
>>157778883Obviously the replacement won't be some guy playing with a league minimum contract. They have like $9 million in cap space.
Just weighed myself at 200 for the first time in my life
I got a dyke haircut
>>157778947
>>157778947Do Canadians mean pounds or kilograms when they say stuff like that?
>>157778964Pounds usually but if I had remembered its mostly Americans here I would have used metric to be obnoxious
>>157778986being 440lbs isnt unusual for americans
>>157778947Losing or gaining weight?
>>157779018Idk do canadians have 200 pound babies?
i read that canadians actually give birth to litters
>>157779031we wash up on shore
>>157779018Gaining obviously since I wasn't cloned.No more stuffed crust for me till at least regular season
>>157778953The Ellen ?
>>157779024>>157779040I kind of ignored the end of that sentence
>>157779014I'll have you know my chests figure is ruined by pectus excavatum not fat stores
>>157779031Unlike American women who tend to just give birth to litter
our canesies :)our kitties :)
>>157779181you really thought that was a banger of a rebuttal? sad!
>>157778947And how tall are you?
>>157779216183cm
>>157779211Are you white? Are you into pussy? People don't call things "bangers" unless they're black or they suck cock
>>157778947So you’re finally a real man :)
>>157779237>Are you white? noAre you into pussy?no>People don't call things "bangers" unless they're black or they suck cocki am and i dogo flyers btw
>>157778425>and setting us up with futures that might make us competitive againYeah, because some B- and C-level prospects will surely make a huge difference. Plus the fact that there's no fucking reason to why they can't be competitive again this season without trading Hellecuck.>>157778524>Should've just taken the buffalo offer if you're winnipeg.No, you shouldn't have. Buffalo wanted to trade a goalie they don't believe in long-term, so a cap dump, plus some C-level prospects and their #1 draft pick for Hellecuck and Winnipeg's #1 draft pick. But Winnipeg was going to pick Viggo Björck no matter if they had the 4th or the 8th pick so that offer was fucking retarded.>>157779236That's good if you're jacked. But my feeling is that a lot of that weight is on your belly.
Get it right /hoc/
>>157779290ya sure thing sia-mon nem-eck
>>157779285>Yeah, because some B- and C-level prospects will surely make a huge difference.Their entire core is on the wrong side of 30 and they've been picking in the middle of the pack in the first round at best or not picking at all at worst for years. Even in that position their drafting hasn't been particularly good. The team needs fresh blood and flipping Hellebuyck for any futures would be a good thing, they aren't a contending team. Rip the band aid off now and stop pretending.
>>157779290She moans on my nem until she ets
>>157779290If you're gonna play in NA you're gonna get used to your name being pronounced the North American way, simple as.
>>157779290more like fraud bust-ets
>>157779290I don’t care
>>157779341>they aren't a contending teamThey won the presidents trophy less than 2 years ago.
>>157779376Jen
>>157779422And they ended in the bottom six less than a year ago.
Why doesnt /hoc/ ever talk about the islanders?
>>157779445So New Jersey should've just blown it up when they missed the playoffs? Or should Florida? Florida were worse than Winnipeg last season.
>>157779484why don't you ever shut up?
>>157779445now they replace toews with with lambert
>>157779484We used to be forced to until we elected a new governor
His name is pronounced Bud-Won East-Er-Eve-ning
Also>flipping Hellebuyck for any futures would be a good thingThat's one of the dumbest thing I've read and it could only be written by a fan of a team that doesn't have good enough goaltending and desperately wants Hellecuck in net without actually giving up anything substantial in a trade.
#thesocialctvis hockey still canadas sport? coming up after the break
>>157779493Jersey has made the playoffs three times in 14 years and Florida's excuse is that their captain was out the entire year, Tkacuck was out for half, and Boobtitsky started sucking ass. Also they were one spot above Winnipeg by the btw, retard.Neither of those teams are remotely comparable to Winnipeg's current situation, they are more comparable to the 19-20 Shorks. Guess what they did?
>>157779599Who's the Canadian version of whoopie ?
>>157779606>Florida's excuse is that their captain was out the entire year>Boobtitsky started sucking assHellecuck missed a ton of games and after the Olympics he sucked ass>Also they were one spot above Winnipeg by the btw, retard.They had 5 more losses in a worse conference and a much worse division, dumbass.
>>157779626only 13% of canadian gen z ranked hockey as their favorite sport. its the #8 most registered sport for canadian youth
>>157779647Cricket is #1.
>>157779606>they are more comparable to the 19-20 Shorksthat shorks team had martin jones in netits not comparablehelle is supposed to be one of the top tendies in the league
>>157779647#1 sport on TV for fat retards through
>>157779643>Jets35-35-12 (35-47)>Panthers40-38-4 (40-42)Winnipeg was literally worse than Florida, dipshit.Oh I get why you're being such a disingenuous retard, you're the Oilers Canadaboo that shits blood whenever he thinks about America.>>157779665The 19-20 Shorks decided to blow the team up completely because they saw the writing on the wall and wanted a headstart on a complete teardown. Part of it is a draft luck but at the end of the day they still have the best prospect pool in the league because they decided to do it.
>>157779709>Winnipeg was literally worse than FloridaIn a tougher division and conference, bunghole.
>>157779709The Karlsson trade would have been catastrophic for my Sensies if the >shorks didn't implode when they did. God bless
>>157779709>Part of it is a draft luckAll of it is draft luck you dumb cunt
>>157779647>its the #8 most registered sport for canadian youthnow post why
>>157779757that report goes onuhh 8th overall bros?
>>157779736The Central, a tougher division? Are you fucking for real? The Atlantic was a bloodbath up until the final month of the season, the only team out of it early was Toronto. Half of the central was written off at the halfway point of the season, get the fuck out of here.
>>157779776>swimming>dance>gymnastics
>>157779807The Central has been the toughest division for several seasons. Everyone is in agreement on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D9PHcKegr4the answer is yes, with a team friendly 11 million a year contract and then we can pick up crosby for the 3rd line for maybe 4-5 million
>>157779816girlboss sports
>>157779831>Dangle whoring himself out to Habs fans for viewsYikes.
>>157779850two game 7 wins was very exciting for him
>>157779828Sure as shit not last season and doubly sure as shit when they get to beat the fuck out of Weenie Hut Juniors (Pashitfic) more often than the East.
>>157779871For at least the past 4 seasons, yes.
SPEAK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfyzaiT_rRU
>>157779757seems too cheap for hockey if we're being real
>>157779776Imagine being a young, able-bodied child with all the opportunities in the world and choosing to play pickleball.
can't stop thinking about pucks
>>157780021you must have faith in the puck even if you can't see it
>>157780000it gets worse if you expect your kid to make the nhl
https://x.com/TSNRyanRishaug/status/2100607377955573945?s=20
https://x.com/spittinchiclets/status/2100674689643192802?s=20
>>157780094take a screenshot bozo show some class
>>157780094not shown was babs shaking down savoie for his phone
>>157780104take a screenshot bozo show some class.
>>157779290Drafting this guy instead of Cooley was the most obvious draft fuck up since NJ drafted Holtz instead of Askarov.
Gonna be more classy and take more screenshots this season
>>157779599Nah Canada is a lacrosse chad nation
>>157780142take a screenshot, it will last longer
>>157780181Not according to the chart
I wish croquet were more popular
i wish asking was more popular
>Edvinsson coming in to hit the drills with the rest of the dudes without even having a contract that's a boss move
>>157778711You pay the piper, eventually he wants his money back
>>157780274I prefer my players to pout and make outrageous demands detrimental to the good of the league
>>157780253This
>>157780105Here you go!
>>157780572tornto malelefs
Barkov should demand a trade. His teammates continues to blow out his knees every training camp.
>>157780634for fucks sake
Jake Middleton completely roasted the wild today he said it’s a place where democrats have completely ruined everything.. He said Minnesota is a poverty city.
Who?
sharks re-signed warsofskywhy, i don't know
>>157778580They count on team goal tally for ranking, but not on individual player goals (they're tallied in the shootout record).
https://youtu.be/9ecA_vRnUn8
>>157780702Jake middleton
https://youtu.be/e3MMzCdRgTU
>>157780729I obviously know the flamer but who or what is democrats?
>>157780295If I can't inevitably create a divide in the locker room I can't be me
levshunov killed donato in training camp
>>157780738They support more taxes supporting illegals men in women’s supports defunding military and making everything woke
>>157780763arent these supposed to be professionals
>>157780763Me and my friends would do this shit when we were 8 .I wonder if it hurts to do it when your older ?
>>157780814everything hurts more when you're older, young man
>>157780819including your embarrassing loss to bud kwarb
My wife was watching bbc again
>>157780841was she watching some Bong talk about their flower garden or something? Or does she watch the cricket?
>>157780272/hoc/ is always interested
>>157780763He left the ice before the hit. Should be a suspension.
>>157780905And the high speed centre ice hit during training ?
>>1577809262 min for charging for sure. Donato must've insulted Alexander Lukashenko for him to act that way.
>12 Days
>>157780674its the capital of somalians and fraud
>>157780763bodied that freak
Laine is following the footsteps of Selänne! He'll definitely scoring at least 40 because Finnish scorers + the Ducks = success. Wowowow...wow........wow...
we gotta generate some more deep pucks out there
>>157781093If only we had the human ChatGPT...
get shots on net and take it a shift at a time
cutter is the 1 timer guy on the ducks though...
Canada is joining the eu fuck this we need to vote to separate now Alberta cant handle europes mass immigration problem we already have India not Europe too now alberta is fucking done
>>157781178impressive
>>157781265>waaaaah !!!shut up, retard, this is a hockey thread
>>157781301I just finished work and saw carnival carney parading around Europe
it's the EU that should be worried about "canadian" immigrantsnot the other way around
>scorefull draw in the Windy City
>Windy scored in TBG
>>157781345*TRB
>>157781319Fr our rich boomers bout to buy up all the property in Spain and Portugal and all our permanent residents are heading to greener pastures.
Go Bruins>rags
Business Idea: /hoc/ buys an abandoned mansion in rural Italy
OH MY GOD IS THAT A HECKIN FREE ALBERTAN OH MY LUCKY STARS
>>157780105Videos
>a brighter future for Canada
>>157781371Brilliant, nothing could possibly go wrong. Nothing.
Yo is this Carmelo?Bruh sorry I missed ur call earlier but u kno how Georgie b. I got what u said yesterday in my chest u kno. Aight keep it real tho dont be 1 dem fake hoes
>extra puck in Chicago
>>157781416Why would Alberta join another failing country lol? Alberta will be fine on our own.
>>157781514>implying it will Alberta's choice cute
>>157781521>it will Alberta's choiceput the whiskey bottle down rapey
>>157781514Alberta is landlocked and needs preferential access to market its oil so that means being in a larger nation . And independent Alberta sounds good in a folk song but makes no sense economically
>the city of Waterloo
>>157781416>>157781521you can't even beat iran bro
>>157781575much like trb couldn't even beat bud
>>157781575The Spanish antisemitites won't be able to foil them this time
USA Israel Alberta alliance
Imagine being afraid of an American invasion. The second it happens the economy goes to shit and then they storm their own capitol again over corn syrup prices skyrocketing
>>157781557Just like my islanders
>lol?
uh oh, Dubuqueuh oh
>>157781651The French lost Strasbourg for the same reason
>>157781557their profits would skyrocket when they stop having to pay the retarded taxes to fund your jeet welfare
>>157781662UH OH !!!!
>>157781680Indians improve the economy
DID SOMEONE SAY JEET?
>>157781698N-nooooo stop posting successful Indians you need to pretend they just wool fast food jobs and not in high power positions
>scoreless draw in Peterborough
>>157781680American demographics and welfare state status?
>>157781701>position of power He's an ideological stooge and a puppet who constantly embarrasses his own race with his incompetence and vanity
>>157781719Ceo of Google IndianFuture Ohio senator indianDirector fbi Indian The list goes on and on Indians are powerful
>>157781692lol>>157781717depends on the state. yes if if you're in cali or NY they're as cucked as ya'll
>>157781607*RKOS israel mid promo and tells you to hit your finish too*
>>157781729The demographics of your country and your federalized welfare system depends on the state?
>canadians frothing at the mouth and rapey spamholy fuck gary start the season already, i'm at my fucking limit
>>157781744People in California pay more taxes then Canadians and don’t even get free healthcare lol
I want Gary to appear on Hot Ones, I think that would be funny. I wonder what Sean would ask him.
Indias population is so big we can send 1 million person to every country on earth and still be the largest country on the planet.
>>157781757They have 3 teams tho
>we
>the city of Kingston
>>157781775Shit gimmick
>the city of Lincoln
Big brother is on in 30 minutes double eviction night.
You guys think the black chick in news radio was wearing a wig?
>>157777856If he had childrens he could have been like gordie howe and played on the same team as them
I hope the ASU coaches get arrested
>>157781885If only Crosby could reproduce
>>157778947Lmao piggy. Layoff the timbits
I have a confession I recently went to Vegas and broke the American boycott. Will my fellow countrymen accept my apology and can I be elbows up again?
>>157781607Florida Panthers ideal first line
>>157781871Didn’t ask
>>157781935>sunbelt No What's wrong with Atlantic city?
>>157781981Barrett is on the block
>>157781953JEN
>trb replies "JEN" to a post>it isn't funny>it's his own post
Coach Ruff was happy with what he saw from our dabres at training camp today :)
>>157782026I also thought it was a hilarious ,witty and current take
new jerseys for the shawi
>>157782042retvrn
>Here's how lines looked for the opening day of practice at [Sabres] training camp:Forwards:Krebs - Thompson - DoanBenson - Ostlund - QuinnMcLeod - Norris - HeleniusKulich - Carrick - MalenstynKozak - DanforthDefense:Samuelsson - DahlinPower - ZellwegerTimmins - CrevierGilbert - Metsa>The first preseason game is scheduled for Monday, Sept. 21 against the Penguins at PPG Paints Arena in Pittsburgh.
>>157781884Yeah, Khandi Alexander wore a set of wigs on Newsradio, she wears wigs in a lot of the productions she's in
>>157781935You need to go to your local casino and support them
>>157782065Damn is really is 100% of the bangable ones
>>157782078Prozzies too
How's it going /hoc/bros! How time flies, season opener is less than two weeks away (I don't look at the preseason). Mum has bought a proper inglasco hoccie puck for me and it's in the mail, might get it in time for the season opener against the Rangers let's gooooo
>scoreless draw at the Falls Classic in Chicago
>>157782151I hate the New York rangers
Imagine that new puck smell, lads
>>157781935I might go there if I can see VGK, "Henderson Silver Knights" and the PWHL team without having to actually spend that much time there
I have two hockey games playing right now and a third one playing in a half hour or so -_->I am in flavor country
>>157782159we all do anon>>157782171I can't wait to unbox it
buffalo bills have so much sovl. too bad they're allergic to winning kwab
I didn't know the barenaked ladies were one of yours
>>157782240i have a practical question if you have the time; Do you think it would be feasible to combine the Straya hockey league and Zealand hockey league? How reliable are flights to and from the islands? How dangerous is this new, ridiculous plan?
>>157782355sounds too cumbersome and expensive to me. and considering the leagues frankly are just hobby leagues with minimal fans and revenue I don't see the enterprise potential here. I bet that Savannah Bananas guy could find a way though
>most dangerous draw in Peterborough
holy shit this thread fucking sucks
>>157782570every thread everywhere always sucks anon you don't have to announce it
>>157782570All the real niggas are watching the bills
>scoreless draw at the second rink in Chicago
>>157782641If given six months to train could the Buffalo Bills beat a PWHL team?
>>157782627It’s too early for Halloween
>>157783338Saw a farmer stacking pumpkins this morning
Halloween is a satanic holiday
>>157776935why are vegas fans taking photos of this
>>157783338>>157783385>>157783539Halloween is the best holiday we have, and even though it lacks popularity and often is scorned upon in Australia I will be carving punkins and roasting seeds and handing out candy to trick or treaters with my friends
>>157783599based! I didn't know there were pumpkins in australia
don't mean to be spooky but there's a skellington inside of you right now
>>157783610pumpkins are way more popular for eating here than the US. shit finds it way into everything from salads, pasties, soups, sandwiches. all year
>>157783610retard
>>157783637neat
>>157783599
>>157782151Hello Bruce :D I'm also excited for hockey
>>157783632Don't scare me like that
>>157783649sorry for taking a class on finnish culture instead of aussie culture
>>157778028He has documented and inexplicable beef with Logan Cooley and nobody else.>>157778080They're too friendly.
Colorado has a self driving zamboni now
>>157778080but bedard is a bust
>>157778028there will never be another rivaley like crosby and ovi again.the world has changed, now elite prospects have sex
>>157783860I wanna trick out the Detroit zamboni with flaming exhaust pipes and LED graphic displays and a super really nice paint job, something befitting Motor City
>>157783599i think it's become a lot more popular in the past decade or so. people used to be quite scornful of it as a forced american meme holiday, but the allure of dressing up and having candy seems to have won out.
>>157783953it always will
>the city of Peterborough
>>157783897Heated rivalry was about crosby and ovi having elite sex with each other
>>157783953>>157783843did a weirdo drugged out kids yet?
>>157783998grammar schoolYou need some
>>157784068nah it's ok i'm french canandian never really went to english school
>canandianToutes mes excuses, Mademoiselle.
>>157783998that doesn't really happen anon
>>157784171they say it happens here in the States but it does to be a statistical rarity
>>157784219>but it has to be a[]
>>157781680albertan companies wanted the cheap indian labour
>>157783738this is the best time of the whole season for a Bruins fan. it's all downhill from here but we can enjoy the ride. can't wait to see khusy abuse the shit out the Laffs goal >>157783710:)
>>157784345preciselyAmerica wants that, toobuilt our nation on the backs of migrants
>>157783897sad! autists no longer play hockey
>>157783843logan cooley is a good little penguin
>>157783998drugs are too expensive to give away
>>157783897who is celebrini having sex with again?
>>157784572me
>>157784572"will smith hockey"
>>157784572darnell nurse
>Autism is here
>>157784672Is this a joke? Why do they need so many?
>>157784706it takes a team to look this awful
>>157784672Where's alex formenton the fourth best rapist in switzerland
>>157784673
>>157784706It takes two guys to replace the leadership of Nurse
>>157784572he bought a house with tradwife Will
Where is Larkin going to end up lads? Best digits decides, ending in 71 trumps all
>>157784744He's got a taste for humble pie...
>>157784744Golden knights
my wongsies :(my Loinsies ;(
>>157784731At least cap space wise
>>157784744I've heard he's staying in Detriot.
>>157784572nobody. he's waiting for marriage
>>157784744Columbus
>>157784744
>>157784780rather have helle desu would the jets like stanley cup champion winner adin hill??
one trade to a cup contender please
>>157784900Your Loin =3
speaking of the loins the girl i'm playing in fantasy has this st. brown guy and he's really fucking my shit up kwab
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
Dreading monday, lads
>>157785121to early for that not even weekend territory yet
>>157785121Anticipating weekend, fren
>>157785123This would be wholesome if it wasn't AI
>>157783599>>157783953It doesn't really make sense since your seasons are inverted, same with the traditional Easter symbolism of rebirth happening right before your "autumn"/"winter"
>not wholesome>Not A.I.that's a winning campaign strategy >for city dog catcher
I like small business aislop with that font they use and their purely fictitious burgers I have an indian soul and a chud soul
The korean run jap restaurant uses ai slop for pictures in their online ordering so the food looks weird as fuck
>>157785352example?
>>157785352God I hate that restaurants now do that. It’s even worse than flat design
restaurants are for fags. just get a hotdog at the game
>>157785220yes, but dressup and candywe also put santa in board shorts
>>157785352>>157785387>>157785429>>157785451https://youtu.be/RrAG_FyRc68
>>157785451People here go to the costco across the street for a hotdog before the game
>>157785525extremely low rent behavior. standing in line for half an hour to save 4$? get a clue
Lmao why did connor hellebuck sign a 8 year deal to stay in winnipeg?
Brandon from 90210 played hockey
>>157785451What’s wrong with paying for food?
>>157785652He wasn’t a hyped up goalie
>>157785652No one else wanted to pay him that much. Since he's a retard his agent convinced him that if he signed the biggest contract he could always force his way to a different team later.
>>157785708restaurants make the food gay and retarded. every restaurant is the same and theyre all shit
>>157785790>tfw can’t make my own pizza
>>157785743VietNAHL veteran in fact
Could the next thread be flames themed please?
>>157785853Flames have had their fair share of threads this off season. Still a few other teams that need a turn first.
>>157785905Exactly. A couple more teams still need their offseason threads
>>157785451Gigapoor detected
>>157785818A Umass Lowell superstar
>>157785853Oh it will be even worse than that
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157785813Back in the early 90s there was a make your own pizza craze
>>157785949>buhbuhbuh just eat the zogslop
>>157785707
>>157786071That was before my time but I should learn
What if next season is the last one for Crosby and ovi?
>>157785652because he has to. these fags had the sweet taste of victory and now they're embarrassing themselves trying to turn this league into the nba, and gary's all for it.
I sure could go for a nice cold bottle of Bon Aqua
>>157786288I’ll order one from Finland alongside some chocolate
Excited to see everyone’s new gimmicks soon
>>157786347>>157786347
>>157786350Man this one sucks.
>>157785238Somebody needs to edit a fat hairy cock on this woman.
>>157777335you're not entitled to other people's money.
