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First for the Vancouver Canucks!
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cant want for our flames to return
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bud lost
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>>157769709
someone translate this to english for me
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if you remember correctly bud 1 in the end
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>>157769823
She's annoying to hang around, but goes crazy w/ it in bed so she's worth keeping
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>Interim Red Wings GM Shawn Horcoff says that Dylan Larkin sustained an upper-body injury while training and will not be skating when training camp begins.
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>>157769985
barzalsisters...
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>>157769985
>detoilet KWAB wings
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just relocate the teds already
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>>157770051
eating to make the pain go away is quintessential ohio
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>>157770069
i was told people are moving there
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>>157769835
aww like my girl. I get it now.
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>>157770084
to hate themselves
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>>157770051
which player on the CBJ roster is going to die this year?
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>>157770102
garland
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ENTER
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>>157770051
graves is good
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>>157770154
elvis was good too but a few years with the teds did away with that. the team is cursed
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>>157769783
Hahaha look at that monke
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terrible
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>GREAT LOGO: SHARKS ARE COOL
>TERRIBLE COLOUR: TEAL? REALLY? YOU THINK A TEAM WEARING TEAL WILL EVER WIN A CHAMPIONSHIP?
>TERRIBLE LOCATION: SAN JOSE? NERD CITY?
>TERRIBLE FANS: RICH TECHBROS AND THEIR ASSOCIATED THRALLS. YUCK
All in all a shit franchise
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????
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>mfw we are still almost two weeks away from some quality GaryPuck
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>From early November through mid-March, the Flyers have 10 home dates on the schedule marked down as "Independence Edition" games, meant to "highlight the City of Brotherly Love through special activations and in-game promotions," as the press release explained for the team's own approach to celebrating the United States' 250th anniversary.
when are they releasing these things?
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>>157770267
no one trys to bend eric over a barrel
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>>157770268
I’m so excited, Ojvind
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>>157770195
I made it better
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>>157770347
whoa whoa whoa
what is this detail and use of colour scheme???
this is the year of our lord two thousand and eleven + fifteen
only minimalist designs with simple colour schemes are allowed!
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teal more like queer kwab
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>Barzal not skating for two weeks
Bud lost
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>Disney+ and the
@NHL
announced a new five-year agreement that will bring select ESPN-produced games to Disney+ customers in Sweden and Finland starting with the 2026-27 season.
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>>157770488
I’m surprised nhl games aren’t already broadcast there
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>>157770523
They are on europoors channels
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>>157769709
>rags
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>>157770589
Montreal stronk
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@canucks
BRING BACK BRUCE
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>scoreless draw in Chicago
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>>157770589
these two are a scary duo
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>13 Days
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>>157770989
1613 days since you lost to bud
458 days since you lost to mitch
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>>157771052
good post
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>>157770589
I thought my habbies were doomed and then these two HEROES came along and changed everything
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Habs are the team to watch
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KWAB
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>most dangerous lead at the USG Arena
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>>157771215
Motivator cuff?
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Nidoking
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>>157771312
another one bites the dust
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>>157771148
>flames rebuilding
How many years have they been "rebuilding" for now?
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>>157771148
>ded wongs
>window opening
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KWAB ALERT
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>>157771474
i actually don't support a woman's bodily autonomy
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>>157771474
classic woman moment lol
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>>157771530
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I'm in favor of female anatomy
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>>157771474
Retards
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women are stupid and i don't respect them
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it's over
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>>157771148
>laffs
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>>157771579
>I've wanted to fight people since I was a child
>Yes I'm black
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>>157771579
lol
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>>157769747
kek he said trb acts like bill from king of the hill
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>>157771620
>trb delivered burritos
>bill cut hair
>neither ever saw combat
bud was spot on
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>>157771646
>getting challenged to a fight by a french manlet guy
>barely winning
its over for Karmanov
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zoomers? response?
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>>157771474
kek is this real? lmao woman moment in real time
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>>157771548
>>157771567
I like taking an occasional gander at them but I can't be around them for prolonged amounts of time for the sake of what's left of my sanity.
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>>157771579
It was good while it lasted. I liked when he kicked Evander Kane's ass
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>>157771688
He’s right
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>>157771741
his rivalries with kane and wilson when he was on the knights were kino
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>>157771751
ah yes the game was so much more cerebral when lanky goons stood up on you at the blue line
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>>157771781
iceboxing is the thinking man's sport
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>>157771474
Make women property again.
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the new baie-comeau jersey is kinda cool
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>>157771802
ICEEEEEEEEEE FIGHTS
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>>157771839
c'est putain de génial.
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>>157771866
reminds me of bud vs trb
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>the city of Green Bay, WI
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>>157771877
Doesn't everything remind you of them? They live in your head alot
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>>157771620
bud was wrong though, people used to respect bill. trb was never respected. for that, bud and trb drew and neither won.
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>>157771918
bud won actually
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they both lost
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>Parekh's defensive game is underrated by some people because he defends with his stick not his body. You know who else developed their defensive game they way? Nik Lidstrom. He turned out ok.

theyre comparing zayne parek to nik lidstrom on calgary puck
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>>157771474
JEN
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>>157771579
Goodbye
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>>157772003
Putting the SS back in the US
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>>157772003
cool
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>>157771427
One year and we are already cup contenders
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>>157771567
Love from Kazakhstan
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>>157772003
At least it’s not some gay ass betting company
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>>157771688
Sorry I was busy scrolling tiktok
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>>157772062
How can you be cup contenders if you can't make the playoffs?
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>According to Alex Daugherty, a Predators beat reporter for the Tennessean, neck guards have now become mandatory equipment — even during warmups — starting in the 2026-27 campaign.
>However, there’s a big asterisk to the new rule: It only affects players who have yet to suit up in the NHL.
>“All players with 0 NHL games experience must wear neck protection starting this season, even in warmups,” Daugherty posted on X.
>“For players with at least 1 NHL game experience, neck protection remains optional.”
>That means only incoming rookies, like Maple Leafs top pick Gavin McKenna, will be mandated to wear a neck guard on the ice.
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>>157772069
or worse, a crypto company
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>>157772003
Could be far worse
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>>157772127
Neck guards are a cope for players that are afraid of the darkies
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>>157772127
good luck getting pussy now Gavin
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>>157772127
>Gavin McKenna already doomed to look like an idiot
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>>157772161
That’s why he’s staying in college - to get laid at frat parties
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>>157772166
>That’s why he’s staying in college
begging you to read a newspaper
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>>157772144
Yeah
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>>157772194
Only boomers still read newspapers. I get all my news from Twitter
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>>157772217
>Gavin McKenna is currently active at the Toronto Maple Leafs training camp as of September 16, 2026, preparing for his rookie season. Selected first overall in the 2026 NHL Draft, he has signed a three-year entry-level contract and is expected to make the opening night roster.
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someone didn't watch any prospect games this weekend,
and that is so sad
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>>157772166
>>157772217
IMAGINE BEING THIS WRONG ON THE INTERNET
HAHAHAHAHAH EVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH AT THIS GUY
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>>157772247
Gavin didn't play in the prospect tourney
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Like or hate the flames this is their nhl roster and you have to admit they are a team not to be underestimated
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>>157772255
Sir, please, there is no need to shout
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>>157772275
Got him good
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B US T T H E W S
U
S
T
T
T
H
E
W
S
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>>157772271
Grim
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press f to honour ryan reaves
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500% tarriffs on bustthews
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>>157772314
f
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>>157772271
>Farewell season
Are they finally folding the team? Thank God
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>>157772314
f
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Canada is joining the eu. Does this mean nhl expansion to Europe too?
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>>157772271
>dome farewell season
out with a fizzle for a barn that only saw one banner
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>>157772326
We should annex Canada now
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>>157772332
I’m albertan and I’m voting to separate. Believe it or not in 2026 that makes me more of a patriot than elbows up clowns.
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>>157772326
Of course
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>>157772326
no they have khl and the swiss league
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The USA does not consent to Canada joining the EU.
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>>157772340
You're only a patriot if you win otherwise you're just a traitor
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>>157772314
F
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>>157772360
We want out. Soon you won’t be able to suck this province dry like the vampires you are and actually have to work for your money. No more welfare checks for newfoundlanders by albertan tax payers
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>>157772340
sure just mail in the chèque before you leave
merciiii
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>>157772371
Just checked the polls and it looks like you folk want to keep picking up my Laurentian welfare tab
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>>157772348
Doesn't mean Gary can't horn in on that action
>pretty sure it doesn't
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>>157772390
>trusting polls after 2016
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>>157772400
bud horned into your anus on 04/17/2022
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>>157772403
>invalidating mathematics because hilary lost
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>>157772351
we didnt ask
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londonbros we made the front page of reddit
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>>157772436
https://www.am800cklw.com/news/39-overdoses-reported-in-london-ont-after-suspect-handed-out-substance-police.html
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>>157772428
Alberta doesnt consent to be apart of Canada.
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uh oh, Sioux City
uh oh
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>>157772452
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I’m not a fan of joining the eu and having free travel. We will lose all our hard workers from India who work hard to come here and promote our economy by working. They will leave for better live for Europe we need them here to work and keep our economy strong
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>>157772444
>not wanting a free substance
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>>157772470
SAAR!
>>157772452
give it back
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>>157772340
just fuck off and move there
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>>157772315
Were not sending our best
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>>157772542
No I love alberta so we’re leaving why are you obsessed with holding us against our will the Canadian experiment failed and alberta and Quebec are OUT
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Reminder that this is slowly happening
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>>157772613
Do all paths in Calgary really lead to autism?
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i love alberta beef
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Cool rampant ableism
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>>157772447
I propose we take British Columbia and the Yukon as well on the grounds that Canadians are a bunch of pussies and probably won't even try to stop us
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>>157772447
alberta doesnt exist without canada and your great-great grandpoppy knew that
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Olympic Tourists OUT
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>>157772663
give back maine vermont and new hampiss
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>>157772690
No
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>>157772683
Make sure to collect your plushie on the way out
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>>157772559
why are you obsessed with gobbling foreign cocks. get the fuck out
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>>157772704
I wonder when Carney's going to announce the nukes pointed south.
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>>157772737
>why are you obsessed with gobblin
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>>157772314
S
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>>157772775
Don't tell me that you don't want to do the same to New Zealand, Straya
>at the very lest, your hockey leagues should unite
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>>157772704
who says no?
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>>157772801
Interestingly, the original plan for federation of the colonies in the area included New Zealand, and they still have a kind of standing invitation.
But yes obviously the hockey should merge.
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>>157772809
hippies and libtards
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>>157772809
Me, and millions of other proud Canadians do.
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i would give BC to usa if they nuke australia (and new zealand)
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>>157772819
his hat's crooked
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>muh Halifax Macs are getting their shit cooked by the Majors =(
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>>157772819
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>Larkin injured before camp with an upper body injury
i get where he's coming from, i pulled something in my shoulder doing some 12oz curls all summer too
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i think /hoc/ is mature enough to have a girl boss
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>>157772971
well, you're wrong
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Local news is hyping mckeena already
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>>157772990
>laffs
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Big brother is on in 4 minutes
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>>157773084
https://youtu.be/lWWZSu4e5cI
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>rags
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>scoreless draw at the USG Arena in Chicago, IL
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>electrical issues at the USG Arena in Chicago
wouldn't be an issue if the puck glowed in the dark
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>>157773084
Hi kippers. Still sucking dick?
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>>157772990
Yeah?
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>>157772971
No gods no masters no girlbosses
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>>157773164
>pity c
yeesh
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>>157773164
can't wait to see who the 16th captain of the kings is going to be next september
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>>157773175
>>157773183
show some respect, zoomers
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>scoreless draw
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>>157773164
The last team he C'd is winning the memorial cup this year
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>>157773155
the ice melts without electricity
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>>157773274
Only in uninhabitable regions
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>>157773257
tell that to the kings organization who looked past him twice
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>the city of Fargo, ND
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>>157772971
Tried that. Didn't work even as an assistant girl boss
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>>157773272
I heard a rumor that O Dog is going to be playing a big part in the Memorial Cup this year in Guelph.
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>>157773340
I hope they have the '28 MC at Videotron
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>scoreless draw in Chicago
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So what will the new flames arena look like? Are they gonna build it with shit?
What did they mean by this?
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>>157773447
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>>157773475
My smile if I got to live in the carneyreich
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thread fucking SUCKS
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the puck crosses the goal line and creates a goal
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>>157773596
fuck this team i'm done
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wtf is his problem?
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>>157771312
my rat :(
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>>157773567
Just like my islanders
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>>157773606
#CancelRod
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someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
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>>157773606
that dyel can't bench 2pl8 for reps
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>>157773606
rusnig
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>>157773642
Kill yourself
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3 teams for NY is too much
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>one team for upstate new york
>two teams for one of the biggest cities in the world
Sounds about right.
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>the Rhode Island Islanders
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>>157773683
fugg i forgot about buffalo
i meant >rags, islets and develels
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>>157773691
Of course you did, youre an idiot.
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>>157773691
How could you forget about the best new york team?
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>>157773715
i always confuse buffalo with idaho
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i always confuse bud with 1
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>>157773725
>>
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Flames are the team to watch. My buddy who drives the Zamboni in the area there and is a good source says management expects a run at the Stanley cup.
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>>157773778
>My buddy who drives the Zamboni in the area there
How do I get this dream job?
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>>157772690
Thanks for the love <3
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>>157773801
get a driving license and suck off the arena manager
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hellebum is like 2% as good as he thinks he is
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>>157773814
>get a driving license
Dream crushed before it could even begin...
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>>157773764
Trade market wasnt great for him. What organization wants larkin or hellebuck when they lied to their teams and gave up on them
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>>157773778
tell that nigga to get them to release final dome tickets
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>>157773847
>larkin
Demanded to be traded to one of two teams that were already full
>hellebuyck
Waited until like 2 weeks before camp to demand a tradr
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>getting your shit tossed on tv
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>the city of austin in massachussets
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>>157773884
>getting your shit tossed on /hoc/
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>>157773847
Minnesota seems to have no problem taking on pathetic quitters.
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>>157773888
checked
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No one talking about this?
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it's all about culture and the power of frenship
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thinking we really need to get more shots on goal out there as a collective
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>>157773894
banger of a post
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>>157773928
We discussed it last thread. Hellebuyck thinks too highly of himself
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>>157773974
This came out like 30 minutes ago
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>>157773987
The insiders on /hoc/ were on it way earlier.
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>>157773987
but it was also inevitable because of the situation. the circumstances haven't changed.
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>talking about hockey
>in /hoc/
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>>157773778
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>>157773928
yeah it was already covered right here >>157773764
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>>157773987
/hoc/ has a lot of insider knowledge
>>157767412
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>>157774004
Cope
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>implying /hoc/ does not have it's finger on the pulse of hockey

How many interns are in the thread... right now...
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>>157774081
you thought playoff goals counted towards a regular season record
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>>157774049
I mean him actually getting suspended was just announced
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>>157773928
Damn. He really wanted that trade.
Sharks should've taken him instead of buying Nurse and Trouba for a premium
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>>157774117
No, that is news
and those people are giving you the business, lad
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i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
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reaves retired btw
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>>157774136
bud gave you the business on the chilly easter evening of 2022
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>>157774118
it was shitty timing
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in two weeks when the season begin the janny is gonna ban all of you of topic and r*pe posters
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>>157774148
F
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>>157774175
That'll be the day.
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>>157774117
so what's next for Hellebuyck? He should have grit his teeth and shown up to camp
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>>157774175
>implying rape isn't hockey related
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>>157774175
I'll miss sharing music with you guys
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I believe EM was a really shitty lay
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>>157774214
did K/HOC/ get shut down?

>most dangerous lead
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>>157774150
Jen
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>>157774175
Doubt they
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>rags
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playing diablo
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>>157774191
I wouldn't show up if I had to play for a Canadian team either
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>>157774191
I hope he sits out and doesn't get paid, comes back next year and does the same rigamarole all over again
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been watching 9/11 replays on youtube from different countries
the brits didn't know shit and were guessing the entire time on the BBC. the one broad didn't even notice the first tower had fallen for like 3 mins

also my clubbies
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>>157774191
the wiggerfication of the nhl is complete now. he just needs to take off his equipment and walk out on the team mid game and the nhl will have their own antonio brown.
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>>157774408
osama bin laden was a real jerk
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>>157774408
BBC did 9/11
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Hellebuyck more like hella sucks lol
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>>157774408
I used to love watching 9/11 documentaries
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>>157774422
he foolishly believes he's still elite
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i watched a couple 9//11 docs lately, too.
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>>157774408
i watched one guy filming inside the towers and you keep hearing loud thumps of body falling down... grim
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>>157774408
the BB what now?
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>>157774535
Bedard the Baddie Connor
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>>157774422
there are ghouls amongst us in this very thread who would gleefully turn the league into the nba, not on my watch however
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>>157774535
this post is as American as apple pie
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crosby's autism psyopped hockey fans into thinking it's valiant and honorable to shackle yourself to a worthless franchise and waste 10-15 years of your life
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>>157774558
I still remember when Bedard was suppose to be the next big thing. Now he's just smoking weed and stuck on the Blackhawks.
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>>157774701
kek.you sound like the bozo I btfo'd about the salary cap, crazy you're still posting
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>>157774705
poor kid
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>>157774701
I'm more disappointed that he's so autistic that he hasn't married and reproduced
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>>157774883
Maybe you can invite him over to come fuck your sister
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watching raw too
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Just spoke with the rest of the organization earlier tonight but I'm happy to report that we will be announcing the next Captain for /hoc/ tomorrow
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>>157774895
She's a 32 year old alcoholic NEET
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>>157774909
/hoc/ should vote for the captain not assigned by """management"""
i'd vote fote for the panama anon
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>>157774701
Unlock it bud
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/hoc/ runs via a tribunal retard
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I will reluctantly take the /hoc/ captaincy
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>>157774928
lol
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>>157774912
Perfect
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>>157774912
Tell her I'm coming over in that case and that I'm bringing a case of wine
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>>157774933
>a case of wine
we drink out of goon bags here
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>>157774941
What about your milk?
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>>157774941
just gooned my bags earlier actually
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>>157774954
I drink my milk straight from the bag as much as the next guy
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if you're not a baby cow you shouldn't drink milk
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1-Bag
2- Glass bottle via milkman
[POWER GAP]
3-Easy open cardboard carton
4- twist off plastic container
[POWER GAP]
5-Difficult to open cardboard container
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>the milk freshens the bag
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trb drank bud's milk on 17/4/2022
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>>157774999
I'd kill to snip that corner and go to town right now
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for me it's milk from your mummies titties and stop wasting my time
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how many playoff series has hellebuyck won?
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>>157775030
tit milk would probably be warm.. gross
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>>157775032
same as pay cheques he will receive this year
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>>157774933
She’d be so happy to have a bf
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While.most os us drink from the bag like it's a tit, if you snip the bag just right when you pour it it looks like a stream of pee
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>>157775032
helly has more 1s than trb does kwarb
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more like helllyBAWK like a chicken due to his cowardice
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>canadlelins in full damage control over hellychad
lmao kwab you had to see such a bffo
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>had to see
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hellybawk sitting out is really going to stick it to those fat cats in the owners suite
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>trb is also a retarded frogposter
bud should have finished the job that fateful aprll evening
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>>157775094
kek hellybawk (like a chicken (because of his cowardice))
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Thoughts?
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Can anyone really afford Helle? Seattle?
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>>157775120
thought it was road dawg in the thumbail
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i think the Jets need Good Saves Dave
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thought it was dogg not dawg
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>>157775217
buddy ass post
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OH YOU DIDN'T KNOOOOOOOOOWW
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the existence of brock cripps implys the existence of brock bloodds
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I’m ready for the season to start this offseason sucked. so boring.
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>>157775267
Just like my islanders
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the best part of /r/hockey is that when you make a post you don't get one of 5 asinine copy pasted 3 words responses.
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>>157775349
also /hoc/ is not tranified like /heem/ /nhl/ /boreball/
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https://forum.longislandpuck.com
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>>157775353
yes it is
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Why hasn’t Gary weighed in on the Lindsay Clancy case yet? Everyone else has.
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>>157775388
Gary doesn’t support baby killers
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>gary doesnt support the tribe
ok retard
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>>157775349
>laffs
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>79. Gary experienced command auditory hallucinations: a "demanding, powerful male voice" explicitly ordered him. He felt an overwhelming, irresistible compulsion to comply, entering a dissociative "dream-like state" where his physical actions felt utterly disconnected from his conscious volition. He perceived his "body was just acting" and He was merely "watching [himself] do it." He reported he had "no choice" but to follow these compelling directives.


>81. Gary described: "I lost all control. My body started acting without any control on my part. I was just following commands, 'all action.' This voice demanded action."

>82. Gary proceeded to fold the Arizona Coyotes, uttering "Go to Utah, baby."
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Hellebuck will go to the panthers
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players dont want to play in winnipeg. its time for gary to move the team back to atlanta
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>>157775502
he will live in the jets' sex dungeon for the next four years.
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i hope there aren't any WOMAN analysts on tnt this year fucking HOLES the only hockey topic FEMALES should be discussing on tnt is the size of gary's hog
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>>157775502
With what cap space and trade capital?
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remembered the predators were a team, grim
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>Glen Gulutzan said they did a deep dive into analytics this summer and are going to make some changes offensively. He said the numbers showed they weren’t a contender level offensively not just last year, but the last five years.

Im confused why they haven’t done a deep dive in the analytics over the past 5 years.
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who won gold at the olympics? I forgot
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>>157775526
nigga needed five years worth of data processing to come to the conclusion the stors didn't score a lot of goals
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Breaking News. Ryan Reaves retires
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why don't they make an open gender league for girls gays trannies and etcs
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>>157775526
>make stuart skinner look good in back to back WCFs
>"hmm, maybe we should try to score more"

Heiskanen is overrated
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>>157775552
It’s called the PWHL
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Jets will win a playoff series this season now that they got the Skinner dinner
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haven't come up with a fully fleshed out gimmick for this season but i never really need to. something naturally sticks everytime.
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>>157775575
I doubt that
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>>157775519
They're more than just a team. They are in your community.
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>>157775589
I doubt that
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>>157775575
If the Winnipeg Jets somehow won the Cup after getting Skinner I would laugh so fucking hard. Just imagine McDavid's face
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>>157775618
oh tranny it's true it's damn true i draw dimes every year here since 2018 and that's the bottom line
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>>157775629
your recent achievements include cheating in pokemon, needing a guide to beat a 30 year old game, and not being able to change a flat tire. you're a jobber with a comedy gimmick
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>>157775611
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>>157775635
all fake news KWAB glad you have daddy living in. your head though :)
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>>157775648
you're also best friends with trb
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>>157775650
now we really reachin' kek no milly
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>>157775666
Why don't you reach for a Chilton and stop being a useless fat fuck?
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>>157775685
ya sound upset bud kwab maybe your team will perform better this year :)
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>>157775689
You're right, you'd probably need to use a Haynes.
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>>157775690
oh i don't wear hanes i'm not on welfare kwab
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>>157775694
jfc you're retarded
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>>157775707
we don't talk to ourselves via /hoc/posts here kwab oh no no no
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>>157775709
True, I was talking to you.
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>>157775712
turn your monitor on
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>>157775714
Been on the whole time. How's the new season on diablo going?
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>>157775722
this season makes no sense to me I popped open a guide
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>>157775722
so far so good but it always is at first. people are saying it's one of the best ones the game has put out so we'll see. a lot of folks are mad that they announced diablo 5 but the game will be six (6) years old when it comes out so who cares. my weab coworker wants me to play fire emblem that comes out tomorrow it's supposed to be good
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>>157775735
Makes sense. Diablo is complicated.
>>157775737
That's cool, bro. Why don't you spend less time playing vidya and more time learning how to change a tire?
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>>157775748
nothin to change tires about in my life
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9 hours on the first planet
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if you think about it, trb is the michaels and copey is the jannetty
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>>157775753
planet retard?
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https://youtu.be/beIAf-bKkaQ
:DDDDDDD
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>>157775770
this is what winning looks like
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>mass effect: planet retard
>people wear shoes on hands
>have access to nuclear power but use coal instead
>canadians have cups
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The Devils hired the lady coach
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>>157775813
My Debbie’s (:
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pettersson is no longer bald
i repeat
pettersson is no longer bald
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>>157775820
better look desu
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>>157775813
she's manager of player development now, no longer a coach
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>>157775822
yeah, and all it took was for him to marry a model. that's all bald people have to do if they want to grow their hair back
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>>157775820
wearing a nasty helmet all the time can't be good for a hair transplant
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>>157775813
>>157775819
>It didn't work for the Kraken. Maybe it will work for the Devils
KEK have fun
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>>157775807
there are 10 canadians who have cups and 8 americans who do as of last cup win
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imagine thinking that's a legitimate cup win
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>>157775851
1993
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>>157775858
more canadian people lift the cup and get to take it home for the summer than americans ever had, including since 1993
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>>157775861
2014
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>>157775863
canada has beaten the usa's best team the year before the usa beat canada's best team, and also canada stomped them at the u18 world cup this year
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>>157775861
Imagine falling for the same trap over and over again
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^
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|
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nigger above
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>>157775867
what trap? there's nothing wrong with anything I said. your only cope is that you post these images or literally just say "cope"
players win the stanley cup.
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>>157775575
pizza 73 doesnt even exist in winnipeg you fucking monkey
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>>157775881
Players win the Stanley Cup and they play for the best teams in the NHL. American teams.
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>>157775886
those teams are the best because of the players, not because of the zip code
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Dude had to get put in his place again.
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>>157775892
AI usage is a strong indicator of low IQ btw, and nothing was said by you that made any sense either
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>>157775896
Here come the waterworks.
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>>157775866
>if you lose you win
rmyt
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>>157775897
well you failed to prove your point and all you have left is AI and non-sequiturs so... yeah.
>>157775900
i never said that
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>>157775896
lmao you are always crying ai, trb and bud. you and your boogeymen
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>>157775908
nah I'm not the trb/bud fanatic. i did point out that AI is for retards a couple weeks ago though
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>the mildcuck is back
Shut the fuck up mildcuck
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>sh-shut the fuck up mildcuck reeeee!
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his boogeyman is a minnesota wild fan
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Lol you lost to the avalanche last playoffs, mildcuck
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>>157771148
>The Penguins are in "Window Closed"
>Even though they have a top 10 prospect pool and a billion saved up draft picks over the next few years
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>muh prospects
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>>157775968
Just like my Islanders
>>
based biological fat ass gypsy woman beat the tranny in maple leaf pro
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Was just thinking that
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>>157777777
Soon
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>>157776002
There’s no way you watch that
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>>157776015
i haven't yet but my badlands bro does. i follow that fat ass big titty bitch pk on insa and she posted it
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>>157775896
>trannies hate AI
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Canadian Numales are calling based American heroes losers now
https://youtu.be/r57XryyXQGU?si=IjziOExfUvNpCsJM
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Has any player ruined his reputation as a person faster than Connor Hellecuck?
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he didn't do anything wrong
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lol no one even wants him ahahahaha
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>signs a 8 year contract
>says he wants to win in Winnipeg
>the Jets has one (1) bad season, Hellecuck being a big part of that by phoning it in after the Olympics
>demands a trade
>only shit offers, the best came from Buffalo and included their number 1 draft pick against the Jets and the Jets was going to pick Björck with either pick
>doesn't show up to the training camp
>didn't do anything wrong
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>>157776118
apparently he also had a pretty big list of teams he'd waive to go to, and nobody has been able to make a good enough offer? strange
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>>157776118
dude has been trapped in that hellscape for a good chunk of his life he deserves out
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>>157776181
just like my larkin
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>>157776181
he signed the contract. just like the fuckin indians 200 years ago
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>>157776210
with the hopes and expectations that the front office would build a competent team
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>>157776221
they won the presidents trophy two years ago bozo, not the jets fault he sucked last year
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>>157776225
strange considering he btfo your entire country on the in front of God and the world
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>>157776210
savages ("first nations" and "native american" people) no longer like to be called "indians" now that they've met the indians from india
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>>157776229
esl retard
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a fucking guide
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>>157776246
someone's mad huh
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>>157776152
It's obvious that teams don't want to trade away a haul when Hellecuck has demanded a trade. They can just wait until the Jets has to give in, just like every other team has been forced to do after a trade demand in the cap era. I really hope that the Jets won't though. Just sit his ass for the rest of the contract if that is what it takes.
>>157776221
They did build the best team in the regular season and then HE choked in the playoffs. Then Ehlers wanted out and last season went like it went. Their true level is most likely somewhere between two seasons ago and last season so there's no reason to why Hellecuck shouldn't buy in that the Jets wouldn't be competitive again this season.
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>>157776293
>there's no reason to why Hellecuck shouldn't buy in
seems like he tried that for a decade with nothing but incompetence from the org
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Could the next thread be flames themed please, it's the least season of the dome and the boys need our support
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>>157776305
It's always great when you retards skip most of a post and continue to argue as if you've not already been proven wrong.
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>>157776365
it sounds like perhaps you've been triggered
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>>157776365
In fairness to the american you're responding to, the american you're responding to is really fucking stupid.
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>>157776372
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>>157776379
you tell me
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connor hellebuyck is the nhl record holder for the highest goals against average in a playoff series that did not end in four games
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there isnt anything in winnipeg
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>>157776375
Unfortunately, it seems like that.
>>157776380
I've already presented my arguments. You have not made a single one. Do you understand how contracts even work in the NHL?
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still no hometown remixes...
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>>157776427
so you don't know
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>>157776414
at least in columbus you can bang tOSU sluts
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>>157776434
What? That response doesn't make any sense.
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>>157776443
KWAB i appreciate your concession
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The kitties will take Connor.
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imagine being this yank still awake doing meltzer babytalk all night
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>>157776461
k cool
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>>157776473
subhumans like him have no real response to anything, it's best to ignore and move on fren
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>bubblin before the preseason
gonna be a good year bro's
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>>157776518
I'm gonna take that advice.
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church gave me 40 euro gift card hell yeah we are eating today
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VGK dynasty loading
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|||||SURGED ON, DYNASTY FAILED
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OOOOOOHHHHHHHH HEELLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>157776545
*
1993 2014 KWAB
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>>157776464
Solid 4th line center
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>>157776465
Unfortunately it will continue to happen until we purge wrestlefags from /hoc/
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helle is based. american players need to take a stand and stop ruining thier careers up there
>>
Hello poofs
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larky is based. american players need to take a stand and stop ruining thier careers down there
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>>157776811
gigabased and true. gotta get away from those people in detroit
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>>157774408
Dr. Sneha Philip used 9/11 to fake her death and drink more booze + have more gay sex, and that inspires me
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lookin forward to the repeat bros
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siskonmakkarakeitto for game day lunch
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>>157776832
gazuntite
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Next thread is gonna _________
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>>157776818
>“Friends, including fellow doctors, said rushing to help people in a tragedy was not in her nature.”

#beastmode
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>>157776848
My theory is she was a jeet retard who was killed off in a final destination style death because she escaped death in India.
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Huomenta. Start of a new Thursday and the start of a new thread. Let's rise n grind, brothers #grindset #girlboss #theonlywayisthrough
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>>157776888
>>157776888
>>157776888
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>>157769709
Throwing away his genes breeding this goblin.



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