fell for it again edition
>tfw Daniel Jones is better than Anthony Richardson
what does he have that I don't?
Nick Right, he never misses
This should be the default camera for all NFL games. No reason to use the hard cams anymore
>>157795204>Heebie Kikeberger seething about Josh AllenWater is wet, meanwhile Mutthomo looks washed as fuck.
>>157795231world class talent and millions of dollars
if you post dov kleiman you should be permabanned
>>157795231A racially indeterminate woman to have sex with
>>157795239
>>157795250This is a dov board, if you don't like you can git out
what the fuck?
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157795278>without ben johnson
I saw the Bills get damn near Chiefs level help from the refs yesterday, they will be very tough to stop if Goydell decided it's their year.
Chris Grier, Kwesi Adofo-Mensah, and Terry Fontenot all former general managers. Could anyone hazard a guess as to what they have in common?
i didn't catch the broncos vs chiefs game. is this what really happened?
>>157795204Lamar stans seething, Mahomies coping, Burrow bros shattered into glass. This is a Josh Allen and Trevor Lawrence league now.
>>157795310eye test chads will derail these dorksonly a matter of time
>>157795278yin and yang. leaders with a heart of gold need an evil schizoid with hate in his heart to balance things out
>>157795321the broncos were awful, kenneth walker was good.
>>157795134I love how Jerry has the sun blister on his lip and the glare across his withered skin as he refuses to close the curtains
>Let's get the guy with the flu to sit in between all of our tv guys
I will NOT watch Thursday Night Football if there isn't a sideline turkeyI will NOT watch the NFL on WednesdayI will NOT watch the NFL on FridayI will NOT watch the NFL regular season on SaturdayI will NOT watch the NFL in TuesdayThe NFL on Sunday is a Holy day in this house and almost any other day is blasphemous to this great game.
>Country music star Orville Peck revealed that he MADE OUT WITH A LAS VEGAS #RAIDERS PLAYER.>Peck included the revelation in his new song "Ring the Bell" & says the mystery player gave him permission to include it.>Peck is refusing to reveal the player's identity.Wonder who it is
My gf is bringing me pot sticker soup with chili crisp :)
>>157795362It was Tom Brady
>>157795204His Smile And Optimism: Gone
>>157795378That's just a typical canadian.
>>157795362it was me
>>157795362why are so many country music singers demonic niggers and faggots now
Everyone hating on my billsies :) is comfy. It means they are finally scared of us.
Wonder what this season's equivalent to Daniel Jones and Baker Mayfield's September MVP case will be
>>157795321>Yo, we intercepting Bo BITCH every drive of his SHIT ass life
>>157795427Jaxson Dart
>>157795426gotta clean things up on defense
>>157795412jews squeezed rock and rap into the ground, now they are moving into the last bastion of white people even thougg country has been garbage for decades.
>>157795204Is the Bills dynasty over?
>>157795316did he died?
>>157795439Yeah, but I'm gonna give them some time before I start dooming.
>>157795361
surely this year the cake won't have razors
>>157795457Groot and Deon Walker are going to be beasts, secondary needs work.
>>157795461Going 16-1 and losing to a blatantly still crippled Mahomes in the playoffs is the only way this can end.
>>157795412>now
>>157795412>Dolly Parton spent 70 years singing about being a whore >Willie Nelson and Johnny Cash spent decades singing about being alcoholics, drug addicts, philanderers, and robbing people country music is rap for degenerate whites
>>157795362I wonder what outfit he was in. How could Fernando Mendoza resist him in this one?
>imagine trying to demoralize Bills fansWasting your time, they aren't bandwagoners like Chiefs fans.
Why does bill allen and my billsies make them so angry?
>>15779549960's and 70's country was the outlaw era of country music.
>>157795491>>157795461Allen's career is not complete until he has a tragic and painful loss in the Superbowl
>We're getting killed out there
>>157795506and their team has never won shit like Vikings fans
>>157795506Why even bother arguing with Bills fans when you can just wait until January?>>1577955169ers never winning another Owl lil bro
>soccerfags who play at jerryland get natural grass and the shades closed>the cowsois get neitherKEK FIFA made jerry their bitch
>>157795512I like that era of country music
>>157795533Probably true but for the time being I've gotta use week 1 as my sample size. I was tempted to throw the Bears up there but after week 1 I'm questioning their defense where as with the 49ers they just look perfect
>>157795516>bears beating anyone with no defense
>>157795540Me too
>>157795540>I like country music\lol trash
Carson Wentz drags the Vikings to 11-5Kyler Murray gets healthy and wins their week 18 and one playoff gameWentz gets traded to the BrownsKyler turns out to be a bust and Vikings miss the playoffs againBrowns win next year's Superbowl
>>157795499shut up Jolene you nasty hussy
>>157795548I started workshopping what I think the most painful playoffs would be, then I realized I was just recreating the 2023 playoffs lol>BUF & BAL lose to KC>Lions lose to SF>SF loses to KCHow can we create a playoffs to maximize pain?
>>157795563>he listens to dumb niggers talk about crime (hip hop)>he listens to angry liberals cry about their parents not giving them attention (rock and metal)Yeah country just hits.
>>157795590I think Pats winning against Cowboys would be more painful since you would hate to see both even get that far
>>157795600Actually no Pats LOSING to the Cowboys
>>157795278Alright let's do Ben Johnson without Dan.>a wild card win against a divisional opponent in a glorified regular season game>a divisional game that he would of gotten absolutely blown out in if it was in a dome>regular season success with a industry plant from DC selling faggotry to the Midwest off of heckin', "Good vibes"
>>157795563Waylon Jennings, David Allen Coe, Kris Kristofferson, Gram Parsons, Johnny Cash, it's good shit man
>>157795596country is 99% about drunken womanizing or "tear in my beer" gay male crying
>>157795600True, I'd fucking seethe at a Cowboys Pats Owl.
How is Texas Tech's QB so shit? They couldn't buy a gunslinger QB with billions of Texas oil money?
>>157795643drunken womanizing is fun tho
>>157795643>specified an era of country called outlaw country in the 60's 70's>uses tropes of nu-countryKill yourself.
>>157795652they tried to but haters were hating
Garth Brooks was great but also killed Country music in the 90's.
Kill this bussy
>>157795630That was Rockabilly, a hybrid of classic rock and country.
>>157795652The starting QB they bought is in rehab for gambling addiction
>>157795278disingenuous lmfao, his first year coaching them was cleaning out the problems
>>157795656I love Outlaw shit and most all of HW and HWJ, but I grew up in the midwest hearing garbage mainstream country all the time and absolutely hated it.
The starting QB they bought is in rehab for bussy addiction
>>157795680That's right they have Sorsby, he's a beast.Is he coming back this year or no chance?
>>157795688That shit is brainrot like rap
>>157795675rockabilly is like, early Elvis
>>157795675There was a period in the 70's when rock abandoned the hippie shit and meshed with the country. It was great.
Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, David Allen Coe, Hank Williams jr
>>157795316That's how I.want to hero
Penix
I present to you the most unlikable, evil, annoying, frustrating post season I could come up with
>>157795320They didn't use AI?>Ozzie Newsome is widely regarded as one of the greatest general managers in NFL history, celebrated for building two Super Bowl championship teams and serving as the league's first Black general manager.Historic Legacy: The foundational general manager of the Baltimore Ravens, guiding the franchise from 1996 through 2018.
>>157795696No, he got dropped by Texas Tech and banned for this season he could try again next year
>>157795231>>157795310>>157795362*snip*
>>157795524>but with Rocket Mortgage you can blow your brains out after working two jobs to afford a house in neighborhood full of migrants
>Texas game playing Cowboys From Hell during commercial cutMight start watching more college ball
>>157795668nah that was Toby Keith
Can we finally stop pretending that this team is anything more than mediocre at best? They fluked their way to the championship game with the easiest schedule in the league, only to choke against a real team. Then the next year they lost in the divisional round to a fucking sixth seed at home, but had the audacity to act like they would have beaten the Eagles (when they couldn't even beat the team that got a new asshole ripped by the Eagles). Then they missed the playoffs altogether, and now in the last two weeks they have: 1. Blown a 21-0 lead to a bottom team in the NFC and only won in OT because the coach of said team is either tanking or a retard2. Got blown the fuck out in the first ever game at the new Buffalo stadium.This team is fucking dead to me, and I never want to fucking see or hear about them for as long as I live.
>he thinks jags aren't owl bound this year
>>157795805Nice reddit spacing weirdo.
>>157795805SHIT TEAM
MVP race is between Trevor Lawrence and Josh Allen, Lamar is going to fumble and throw picks in a desperate attempt to change the narrative from Josh Allen to him and Ravens fans (niggers) will start crying about refball for not throwing flags.
>>157795809>>Hurr durr reddit invented paragraphs hurr durr
>>157795810Shit franchise
>>157795835this is psychosis-level rent-free seething
Good or bad stadium?
Christian McCaffrey has insane arms.
>>157795848kino stadium, it was fucking loud as fuck and they fixed the grass, sucks if you are a camera man squatting down taking pictures of the field next to the stairs
>opponent was the 2000 ravens defensei wonder why this doesn't get talked about as much, dude fucking shredded allegedly the best defense in nfl history
>>157795849Cracker
>>157795872It was Week 2 and they hadn't clicked yet
>>157795872Best defense in history murdered a man off of the field and should have been put in prison. But even back then we coddled niggers while theh cried about non-existent oppreshun
>>157795848looks good ngl, kind of like a soccer stadium but at a bigger scale
>>157795895true
>>157795895False
>>157795895extra false
>>157795897how big is her gock
>>157795919>>157795922This, '85 Bears were the best defense.
>>157795897thats a man
>>157795807I never said that. Stop telling people i said that
>>157795835Odds have it a 3 horse race between John, Caleb, Lamar but I agree TLaw will be right up there this season
>>157795932this
>>157795932not this
>>157795955Clearly Josh so far IMOWent on the road week 1 with theoretically the toughest possible test vs. Houston in their house and blew their doors off. Then ofc looked unstoppable vs. Detoilet. He is a one-man wagon.
>>157795932'76 Steelers and it's not even close.
I know people need to churn out nonstop slop for content but an mvp graphic after 1 week and retards even posting it here is completely ridiculous
>>157795973Josh has played 2 games, let the rest play. Drake Maye could throw 10 td's this weekend.
>>157795983it's also by MLfootball, which is almost as slop as dov kleiman
>>157795991more likely 10 pickswho does he have left to throw to? old man Henry and Pop Douglas? and his OL still sucks.
>>157795983>people entertaining themselves with shit takes is stupid and completely ridiculousWhy are you here then?
>>157795932Y2K Ravens is statistically the greatest
>bitchwi accusing others of spamming herekeeekkkkkkkkkkk
>completely anonymous massage board>but everyone knows exactly who each other is.
>>157795994The same guy runs both accounts
>>157795239you cant. yoj gotta hide all the penatlies not being called for the time when they need to be called. thats the trick.
Trevor Lawrence has been Mahomes-tier unstoppable for like the past 10 games and he's played multiple playoff/top 10 defenses
>>157796006lel
>>157796002Not part of the murderball era, as far as I am concerned Ronnie Lott is the best defensive player to evernplay.
>>157796006they're all me
WOW sounds like you're jealous of dov or something
>>157796011oh, he's so good is he? name 3 times trevor lawrence
>>157796006autism has gotten so bad that some people can't even anonymously post correctly without their mental illness being immediately identifiable. This has somehow become a problem on every board, and particularly in generals
Beatrix has been Mahomes-tier unstoppable for like the past 10 games and she's played multiple playoff/top 10 defenses
>>157795757Yeah, that'd probably do it. I'm already mad
>>157795362based Mendoza
>>157796051I have that same cat tree thing
>>157796063That's her practice facility
>>157795512>le heckin outlaw millinaire druggieskys
>>157795955Jayden Daniels MVP
>>157796063>>157796051I used to but my orangie destroyed it.
>>157795973Josh is only one with 2 gamesWeek 2 just started Usually the saying is always true: you can't draw any conclusions at all ever before Wk 3-6
College football announcers are much better than NFL ones
>>157796063don't care gay queer
>>157795630>he doesnt rank MartyHi r*dditt
>Kansas City Chiefs president Mark Donovan confirmed Thursday that the team’s new stadium in Kansas will not carry the “Arrowhead Stadium” moniker and will instead bear the name of a yet-to-be-determined corporate sponsorACK
the raiders occupy a super position of being the most and least reddit team of all time
>>157796045Nah most people are false flagging as other people so it ends up as everyone sounding the same.
>Drake Maye could throw 10 td's this weekend.
>>157796007>>157795994proof? you two seem obsessed about it
>>157795983it's the gambling infiltrating everything
GIVE ME YOUR HOTTEST TAKE, NOW
>>157796099>will instead bear the name of a yet-to-be-determined corporate sponsorFaggothead Stadium
>>157796099Kansas pays for all concessions and labor, but keeps none of the profits btw
>>157796114the falcons will make the playoffs
>>157795927gock is vienamese for cockgák
>>157796114Chiefs win the super bowl
>>157796114Rams miss the playoffs
>>157796114Ben Johnson and Caleb will win eight (8) Owls
>>157796129...sike
>>157796051We need a Friday Night Cat Ladies Club
>>157796123is that you nick wright?
>>157796114jets finish 9-8/10-7 and make the playoffs over the patriots
>>157796114temple of doom was the best indy
>>157796114steelers are winning the sb
>>157796114being racist is bad
>>157796103I samefag myself having an argument with myself as kiwi and nobody is ever the wiser.
>>157796114There is a coordinated league-wide conspiracy against the Cowboys and they aren't being allowed to advance deep into the postseason. The reffies use penalties and bad calls in critical moments of games to ensure that they lose.
>>157796157white hands typed this post
>>157796114The team that scores more points on SNF will win
>>157796119They will get lots of commercial activity in the area around the stadium, that's enough.
>>157796165
>>157796006i know exactly who is and how to make spammy seetheseethes so bad he goes runs to /pol/ where i bootyblast em there/mybitch/
>>157796114My joshie :)
>>157796174I think it's more likely Jerry sold his soul to win his owls and now he's fucked.
>>157796165shalom
>>157796114I actually like Chris Collinsworth and appreciate his nuanced commentary about other teams player in the middle of a big game changing play
>>157796114the cleveland browns arent very good
>>157796103I FFag as kiwi using a US flag. Guaranteed (You)s.
I don't know why Collinsworth is hated. He's a cheerful guy who talks about football like it's the only thing that matters in the world, and his voice is cozy.
I was actually working an internship at a media company when Erin Andrews was just starting her career there. Obviously I noticed she's an incredibly attractive woman, probably about 20 years old, perfect, gym bunny, and an amazing ass which I fantasized about day in and day out.Anyway, we had a bathroom down the hall, and one morning I showed up early and I saw her coming out of the ladies' room. I pretended to be headed to the men's, but as she turned around the corner, something got a hold of me and I stormed into the women's bathroom.And that's when it hit me. The stench. My suspicion was correct. She'd had had her morning shit. I almost threw up. It was like the liquid left in the bottom of a trash can on a summer's day. Pure putrid stench of shit. Naturally, I tried to jerk off, imagining her perfect ass, but as I put my face into the toilet bowl, I almost puked. It was simply too much. And basically, that day, the brap meme was over for me.
>>157796202I like Tony Romo because he could have killed someone while driving intoxicated.
>yo dog I heard you talking about falseflagging so I samefagged falseflagging a samefag while falseflagging on a US flag
>>157796202now here's a guy that's a gentleman and a scholar
>>157796182that the Kansan legislature also has to pay for
>>157796114Glocks are overrated. Buy a PDP or VP9.
>>157796218Thanks for your support, anon. I'm the type of guy that just enjoys what I do to be able to bring such a fun game to millions of Americans homes is a joy that I cherish!-CC
>>157796184>>157796192it is very funny how easy it is to make chuds seethe
>>157795231Wish shed leak all over me
>>157796248bro that is disgusting. have some self respect
>>157796244>glocks are overrated, buy a different company's glock clone
>>157796248how did we get to this point?
this nigga was doodoo
>>157796114The Bears next 10 years with Caleb:2026 - SB Champs 2027 - NFC Champions2028 - NFC Championship2029 - SB Champs2030 - SB Champs2031 - SB Champs2032 - takes a year off to ride naked cross country on the back of his bf's motorcycle as people line the highway to cheer him on2033 - NFC Champions2034 - SB Champs2035 - SB Champs2036 - SB Champs2037 - elected junior US Senator from Illinois, wins the Presidency 6 years later, reelected in a landslide, wins the Nobel Peace
>>157796114We need to pay teachers and healthcare workers a lot less money.
>>157796114There is a huge gambling ring involving rushing and receiving yards prop bets that a locker room and coordinators are doing behind the head coach’s back that will get leaked to the reporters later in the season
>>157796259>>157796255low tdrink some milk and eat your steak
>>157796262He's black, anon.
>>157796265based, a black nurse was really mean to me last week
>>157796262Jordanesque
>>157796265
>>157796248>>157795231if you find that thing attractive you are not white
>>157796244I bought an HK USP .45 in 2001 and still carry it.
>>157796295Based.>>157796257Honestly, just don't buy strikerslop.
>>157796265I only agree with the teachers, government workers should make minimum wage.
>>157796283Sex. With Leyley (7).
Lamar Jackson is actually really dumb in real life, lmfao. True story: When we were in college at Louisville, my fiance was his tutor, and she ended up having to stay all night studying in his dorm room multiple times because he couldn't understand the material. What a complete idiot, lol.
>>157796295Greatest sidearm ever made.
>>>/k/>>>/pol/>>>/s/
>>157796248delicious assvery unfortunate tats lmao what a dumb bitch
>>157796269Your name is Sukhdeep
>>157796265>sit behind desk all day making and answering phone calls >check in and out patients >i work in healthcare teehee :)they really thought they deserved more pay after covid
>>157796313Man that is some hilarious fanfiction you could write Disney movies or AAA video games.
>>157796301strikers aren't the problem, you are
Back when I worked fixing hvac for rental units in the hood I carried a Beretta PX4 Storm. I've shot maybe 10,000 practice rounds through it and it has not failed a single time.
Americans when you ask them what they do for fun:
I'm Tom Brady!
Josh Allen is going to win a real MVP this time
>>157796346Sup toom
>>157796265Only pay cops $40 an hour when they are actually doing something brave other than eating donuts and bullying people Only pay foreman $40 an hour when they are doing something brave other than playing vidya at the firehouse all day
>>157796295That is such a smooth firing platform.
>>157796114Ryback wins MVP
>>157796202I knew Chris Collinsworth was a former player, but I just thought he was a QB. When I found out he was a receiver, and actually a pretty good one, I thought it was funny. It does give authority to him when he talks about if balls are catchable or not.
>>157796248usually dont mind tattoos but those are shit
>>157796361>foremanFiremen
>>157796346We don't condone white supremacists around here.
Gambling does not make games more enjoyable
>>157796372Do you like movies about gladiators?
>>157796383But the commercials are so funny!!
>>157796191In particular I bet it's that 1995 Super Bowl that did it. That's the one Jerry REALLY wanted to win. He had to prove he could win without Jimmy. He had to have one more ring than Jimmy. He had to prove that he was the one responsible for Dallas' success, not Jimmy. That's what made him give Satan a call.
>>157796307sex with what?
Halloween season is here :3
>>157796383you think i'm watchin these niggas play a kids game for millions and not going to profit?
>>157796346kys
trick or treat this bussy
>>157796409>profitheh
wait people actually don't like Collinsworth? I thought it was just making fun of his tendencies in a friendly way.
>>157796421big toe too wide
>>157796295aren't you a little old to be posting here, grandpa? the thought anyone here is older than 35 is gross
>>157796403it's 90 degrees outsideHalloween is canceled
Alright I sent it to a buddy of mine and he suggested that having the Eagles there would make this slightly more disgusting
>>157796388I liked Gladiator.
>>157796403
>>157796413I choose trick, now make it do something zesty for me
>>1577964244chan is a millennial website, nephew
>>157796248makes me rock hard knowing she has some sort of mental disability with an ass like thatretard pussy smells salty
>>157796424Why are you here kiddo? Shouldn't you be dancing on tiktok or fighting for social justice on twitch?
>>157796372I'm surprised you never knew that. Only way to understand him is to know he was a WR
>>157796403https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=df7g19GzFkg
>>157796466How do these get worse every season?
>>157796383Gambling is for making $$$$$$$$
https://x.com/pablofindsout/status/2101045764256362536Mina Kimes, queen of /nfl/, reacts to brain rot slop!
>>157796262conservative but I understand not wanting to get your hopes up
>>157796413*shoves a fistful of candy up your bussy*
First for my Chiefs!
>>157796403Scream Fortress soon
>>157796403The palettes of pumpkins were at the front of my grocery this morning about to be opened. All the milk is now dated for October
>>157796442
>>157796475AI is nothing but a self-referential panopticon that can never create anything newGo Bears
>>157796494>>157796403and it's still 100 degrees
>>157796503It turns from hot to cold overnight.
>>157796424It's Friday night, anyone attractive under 35 is out right now
>tfw just realized Dall-E 3 is discontinued>OpenAI has not released source code or weights for any of the three modelssuddenly getting the strong urge to blow up a datacenter holy shit
>>157796510Last week 90's high 60's low, this week 70's high 40's low
>>157796403Yeah you wanna hear something scary?The Cleveland Browns QB Room
what if climate change is real
The Patriots win on Sunday is not a win if it isn't by at least three scores
>>157796530lol and yet you're here
>>15779653035? By the time you're like, 24 you're too old for that kinda shit
>>157796543Most of us are in our 40's and 50's
>>157796538Chinese hoax
Imagine for a moment you're a UDFA standout who broke his neck and you got jewed out of guarantees and your playing career is over ( but you otherwise recover enough ). While laying in a 2 day coma an option presents itself to you>you can get 10 million dollars>but one (1) random bone in your body will disappear when you wake uphttps://randomlistgenerator.com/human-bonesDo you accept this offer?You can hit it again to stack rewards too>10mil>20mil>40mil>80miletc
Just remembered Bronkeks and started keking kek! Lmao!
>>157796551kek, proven by the music posted by the drunkards here after SNF.
>>157796538climate mayhem is very real
>>157796551my condolences weirdo
>>157796543I'm 50.ans I still might be going out. Night is still young. Let me check live music listings.
>>157796572You are the one virtually hanging out with aging weirdos, most of them are probably gay pedophiles.
>>157796577Why aren't you with your sons?
>>157796566>only lost the tip of my pinky fingerez money
>>157796584They are out with their friends having sex and getting drunk.
>>157796584I have 2 brothers and 1 best friend whose kids are in college and all 3 of them say they plan to hang out with their kids the rest of their livesI mean we were/are ew get away to my dad, so I don't know what they are thinking
>>157796608>I mean we were/are ew get away to my dad, so I don't know what they are thinkingI mean some people just hate their parent or parents
Nobody gives a fuck about you losers’ personal lives, you fucking bozos. Shut the fuck up
>>157796619Dad is just quiet and square. Best as a home body. However I remember in college he took his boys out for burgers at the popular college burger spot and chatted up the hottie waitress better than anyone in there showing us he still got it. Never saw that side of him before. He was like 45-50 at that time. Now he's like 75-80
>>157796634>bozosfucking weirdo
I've started running again and haven't jacked off in a month and quite frankly I'm not as interested in being obsessive about who threw how many picks or the best defense of all time.
>>157796421The Mahomes dicksucking is unbearable but he's otherwise fine
I've started running again and haven't jacked off in a month and quite frankly I'm beyond obsessive about who threw how many picks or the best defense of all time.
havent ran since middle school and im jacking off 5 times a day to sweaty black men fucking british slags, go chiefs btw
Speaking of Collinsworth it's funny how his old pal Al Michaels still can't stand Kirk Herbstreit.
>>157796530My woman is going to pick up booze and we are going to watch 90's halloween movies in bed and get drunk together
>>157796673>The Mahomes dicksuckingNot a thing
>>157796682
>>157796687He's a smart guy.
i'm running at this very moment
>>157796538
>>157796682>>157796677https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1789694436361551.webm
I've started jacking off again and haven't run in a month and quite frankly I'm not as obsessive in being the best defense of all time or interested about picks many how threw who
Do not piss me off.
>>157796731Made me burst out laughing at my desk thank you Anon
>>157796658You make inane little posts like this all day and nobody knows what the fuck you think you’re talking about, happy it makes you feel good enough about yourself to not end it and spare us all the worst poster alive though
>>157796731>bills season.webm
>>157796754anyway, go Pats
>>157796703Do you think Tirico sneaks whiskey into the booth the way Al clearly used to?
>>157796731kiwi plonking to the dairy.webm
Teams whose season is already over: Bills, Bengals, Browns, Chargers, Rams, Falcons, 49ers (may make first round), Lions, Cardinals, Raiders. Too many injuries or bad DC/OC/HC. If you are only talking about one player on the team, its not a bad sign. Who else gets you hard on the Bills besides Josh Allen? How the fuck do you get the flu as a grown ass man with no kids in September?
>>157796566absolutely fucked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-oh-tP6RvA
>>157796763I think every broadcaster does this. I'd be nervous as fuck knowing my every word is going to be heard and scrutinized by millions of people in their living rooms all across America
>>157796530I just browse and phone post when I am in an idle situation.
>>157796812>Who else gets you hard on the Bills besides Josh Allen?But... He's HIM! It's his turn!
I had a dream about meeting Josh Allen at a pizza place, then suddenly we were in the back making pizzas together.
The history of the modern NFL is also the history of the New England Patriots
>>157796812>If you are only talking about one player on the team, its not a bad sign.what does this even mean
>>157796813collar bones are easily replaceable though, desu idk why most athletes dont just get titanium rods surgery put there to prevent shoulder injuries
>>157796852*Tel Aviv Patriots
>>157796695You can’t be serious
>>157796850did he get a pizza that bussy?
For me? It's Alice in Chains
Looks like belichick will get the last laugh after all
>>157796813It was a shoulder stinger, he's fine. Probably gonna feel raw for awhile but he's good to play.
>>157796888Tony Dungy should never have been anywhere close, he was a loser coach.
>>157795310It's literally made for large datasets.
>>157796862What you call “Mahomes dicksucking” is in reality just a normal reaction to a generational player making plays that you prefer to believe is a refbabby fraud and it makes you seethe when the contrary is broadcast to millions and that the world doesn’t conform to your basement crustacean delusions and samefagged echo chamber.This complaint is also very boomer coded which is unsurprising since you’re all talking about being fathers. Same type of retards to go on Facebook to bitch that Taylor Swift is hogging up the broadcast. Boomer NPCs with little dialogue wheels that consist of “MAHOMES DICKSUCKING” “KEEP CUTTING TO TAYLOR SWIFT” and “OH OF COURSE, A FLAG!” And boomer NPCs all get the same dialogue wheel and feel emboldened by their mutual feelings to believe they’re in the right and everyone agrees with them which is why their Facebook post gets 3 likes
>>157796888>black HCs
>>157796902>nice tits, coach
We could put a decent dent in the national debt yearb1 if we confiscated all jewish wealth and put them all into carbon friendly extermination camps.
And of course it’s the subhuman Detoilet
>>157796937
>What you call “Mahomes dicksucking” is in reality just a normal reaction to a generational player making plays that you prefer to believe is a refbabby fraud and it makes you seethe when the contrary is broadcast to millions and that the world doesn’t conform to your basement crustacean delusions and samefagged echo chamber.>This complaint is also very boomer coded which is unsurprising since you’re all talking about being fathers. Same type of retards to go on Facebook to bitch that Taylor Swift is hogging up the broadcast. Boomer NPCs with little dialogue wheels that consist of “MAHOMES DICKSUCKING” “KEEP CUTTING TO TAYLOR SWIFT” and “OH OF COURSE, A FLAG!” And boomer NPCs all get the same dialogue wheel and feel emboldened by their mutual feelings to believe they’re in the right and everyone agrees with them which is why their Facebook post gets 3 likes
Need webm schizo to post all 5 of Josh Allens tds with DA FLUUU file names.
it was actually strep throat
>>157796530this post and then the seething spam says all you need to know KEK
>>157796937I’m an economist and this is actually the only way to avoid a sovereign debt crisis
Yes, so anyway, it’s not “Mahomes dicksucking” it’s the intense fragility of your severe mental handicap
>>157796114Two thirds of the teams in the NFL will be 9-8 or 8-9
She only wanted to be close to meto give me the love she knew some day I'd needbut I kept sayinggirl your wronggo home
>>157797073>your
Jordan Love will look up from the turf at DeathLife stadium, through the driving rain after David Bailey goes predator mode for his 3rd sack of the game to seal the victory, he will look to the sideline and he will see pic related.
>>157797081
>college kickers
>>157796137The worst thing about Chiefs haters is that they’re just boring. Imagine being the most predictable retard alive. Imagine being “that guy” that everyone knows as soon as a subject is mentioned he’ll have that thing to say. The obligatory reply and predictable seethe. Just sad to be such a nothing and perfect square
taco sisters
>>157796137>sikeyou mean "psych" as in "psychological trick"
>>157797175Thats not what sike is short for
Why are Mahomos so insecure about their QB? Their biracial jesus has 3 rings and a 1st ballot HoF career, but they will fly into a seething rage at the most benign observations
>>157796758Kek
queefies are extremely bratty today. is big Colts cock making them nervous?
>>157796566Tell em to bring me my money!
>>157797181KEK
>>157797193>Clots look old and get ball run down their throat at home by Derrick Henry>Chiefs run the ball down Denver's throat at home>Clots @ KCI'm thinking you better open that throat buddy
>>157797186>*spend your entire day spamming webms and shitposting about Mutthomes*>*get btfo one time*>”WHOA the INSECURITY and MENTAL ILLNESS on display!”Retard
>>157797193Yes
How strong are the community links to your team? (I'm not counting moves like how the Giants Patriots or Bears are technically like half an hour from their city)
>>157796538It is and people in the near future will suffer but it will just be blamed on someone else.
reminder if its day hours in new zealand (kiwi is a jobless neet) and theres someone randomly malding about mahomes, he is 100% involved in the whining in some way
>>157797213Kek that's exactly what happens.
>Kek that's exactly what happens.
>>157797210Andy Sixx?
It is still unbelievably funny that the Colts went all in on a 9-8 mediocre team because their retarded woman owner put a superbowl win on her vision board
>>157796006okay then who am I?
Nah yall trippin. It’s Lamar ‘s year boi
>>157797225josh allen is literally bigger than jesus in western new york
>>157797294he sho' do look good in them dome stadium regulah season games against mighty inferior competition now, boy! lemme tell ya!!
Raiders.
>>157797305
>>157795837Dan Campbell is literally a sad Lion that makes sad Lion sounds and when he talks it’s like a sad Lion trying to speak human language with an animal Lion tongue
>>157795499Yes that's why it was based. Now country music is just about some guy crying because he just wants to "drive my truck, cut my grass, drink my beer"
Jimmy can I?Just pardon my mannersBoy how you shake it got a nigga like (Oh!)It's a Kodak moment, let me go and get my cameraAll I wanna know is Jimmy can I?
>>157797323His death as Mufasa will allow Simba Ben Johnson to go off on his own and become king.
>>157797273It looked real until Daniel Jones got injured.
bengals
>>157797246that absolute dogshit nglRIP AIanonsorry about the DALL E debacle, im looking for an alternative myself
Shedeur can I, visit you at workWhile you sitting on the benchNo panties, no shirtThen you climb back up the poleThen you drop and do the splitsHow you make that bussy talk, baby damn you on some real shit
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH I STEPPED ON A LEGO I CAN'T PLAY THIS SEASON GOOD LUCK JOE FLACCO AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Betcha 37 points is enough to beat the Failcons
Joe Burrow (limited): Injured bussy
>>157797294this but unironically
>>157797351
I got 99 problemsand they all bitches
>>157797351(Ewe) owe me sex.
>>157797351>>157797382why can't you faggots photoshop hats on girls like normal gooners. stop using AI shit
>>157797395It saved me like 30 minutes of GIMP tbqh.
Any other Broncos bros Bolieving we can pull off the upset this week? Here’s me in my new jersey
>>157797395>photoshopreal ones use ms paint like me
>>157797433Bo Nix isn't even better than Drake Maye
>>157797433Clown rape
>>157797395basically this >>157797404takes an inordinate amount of time to put Ram horns in anime girls with short blue hair, much less even finding good stills with anime ram horns to edit fromstop being a faggot and appreciate Rasm Chan as she is without blaming her method of coming to be
cool it kiwi, or week 2 (two) will bite you in the ass like week 1 (one) did
>>157797242i speak like this and live like this irl itt
>>157796850you are underage and josh was cheesepizzaing your bussy
>>157797225I keep forgetting that the Raiders are in Las Vegas. I still think of them as a Cali team.
Faggotsisters....I don't feel so good....
>>157796170the truth is nobody cares
>>157797452I look forward to somebody buying enough tokens to make a new ninja scroll since you can't pay koreans a few grains of rice per day to draw this well anymore.
>>157797473I don't understand how you can't wrap your head around the existence of gay NFL players. Like 10% of zoomer men are bi
kiwi lives rent free in your noggins mhmmm 'fraid so
>>1577964244chan is older than you you dont belong here and never will2004chan
>>157797480I feel bad for the queer, not the raider player kek. Imagine having to stop that low
>>157797477they hated him because he told them the truth
>>157796295ok, we get it, you're poor
A fart nigga that’s that shit I don’t like
>>157797453I haven't been here for the last 2ish hours kek whatever posts you think are mine is some schizo projection lil bro
>>157797225I think the "moved recently" tab is wierd considering its been a literal decade since the Rams moved but I get you have no intelligent way of saying "fractured community bonds" without losing your motif so go on ahead I guess
what the fuck was wrong with Baker week 1? is the Bengals D legit better or is he still in his funk from last year? he played like drunk uncle Bakey.
>>157797483>>157797508>get called out>hop off VPN pretending you were never here
>>157797523baker is ryan fitzpatrick with a stronger arm, this is as good as its gonna get for him
>>157797523>what the fuck was wrong with Baker week 1Nothing. He's always shit.
>>157797529same old nz playbook. spam, shitpost, accuse and deny.
>>157797530>>157797531Explain that game he had @ Seattle where he carved them up for 350+ and 3 TDs, I don't even think Mike Evans played in that game. Bake cooked the SB champs in their house with rookie Egbuka and practice squadders.
>>157797542yeah, he had a good game. he will have several this season. just enough to get the starting job next season with someone.
>>157797542The brainworms hadn't escaped yet
I was sexually abused by bradysknees and I'm ready to tell my story.
idk what it was about this particular thread but it was worse than normal
>>157797523He's always been like this, fun player to watch but extremely boom or bust
>>157795361Monday?
>idk what it was about this particular thread but it was worse than normal
>>157797623this never fails to make me laugh. poor girl.
How much has Deshaun Watson been paid per TD?
>>157797631That's not funny
>>157797633AI is good for something, I guess.
>>157797700Is that a good deal?
>>157797542Iirc Seattle was missing most of the secondary for that game, and early season Bakey is usually pretty good before he catches his annual flat tire injury. Maybe he picked something up in training camp this year.
>>157797724Also TB was preposterously loaded with offensive weapons.
>>157797726Imagine the smell
>>157795362Carl Nassib, obviously.
>>157797746What was it
>>157795516Bears and Ravens aren’t making the postseason.
>>157797769now this is an actual hot take
>>157795805The Saints were better than their record last year and are a good team this year.
>>157797769based retard
>>157797789average day in the life of a kiwi bitch
>>157797729> loaded with offensive weapons.Egbigbu and who?
Who are the Bucs drafting with their number 1 pick?
picking this bussy
>>157797364The most guaranteed win this Sunday is the Panthers beating the Cooper Rush failcons
>>157795499Would dolly have had the same stardom if she had A cups?
>>157797364is 20 points enough to beat the tit-ans?
>>157796902
>>157797335apparently now it's about fucking another man's asshole and if think that or any of that other shit is good in any way you don't belong in society
>>157797035kek, bodied those 4chinners
>>157797769True.
>>157796202My issue with Collinsworth and most announcers is the product on the field nowadays is so boring they refuse to talk about the fucking game for most of the broadcast. I don't give a fuck what damn year the damn browns moved to fucking baltimore Al Michaels; say something about the fucking game or shut the fuck up. There's gotta be something you can say about the shit happening right in front of your fucking face. Then you have guys like Watt or Olsen who are so damn afraid of offending someone they say the most milquetoast shit.
>>157797769False.
>>157797875I forgot about that matchup. Eagles are probably the most guaranteed win this week but the panthers are a close 2nd.
>>157797769More than that: the Giants will make the postseason and the Ravens will not, and Harbaugh's cosmic revenge will be complete.
>>157797473obviously a white guyMax is tryhard and overcompensating
>>157797477you just want more rape, weirdo
>>157797595vpn kiwi & green gay seether are simutaneously rage spamming
>>157797707Joshie is already owed 80 milli or smthn if so
2026 NBA Finals2026 NHL Finals2026 World SeriesSuper Bowl MCMLXXXVIXMCLVXIVMCLXCMIXVIIXCMLXVMXLIXICVMLIIVCLMXXLIXMWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. Great. I don't really care how many there have been, but, whatever. So.. what year was that played? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year it was played it. It could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? You know... just call it Super Bowl fucking 2026, you dizzy pretentious dingbats.
>>157798057you can post this delusion as many times as you want, it won't come true
>>157796114My cardinals are gonna make the playoffs.
>>157795362Mendoza bros...
>>157795362Unironically Crosby
>>157798086lmao
>>157798057>trusting le 4th quarter man
>>157798057Had to ruin it with a parlay, degenerate gamblefag
>>157797882thats a man
>>157796114Star Wars Episode 3 is a better overall movie than Return of the Jedi
I'm writing a retarded fanfic where Jacksonville wins a super bowl due to having an elite receiver replace one of their mediocre ones, which season makes the most sense: 2017, or 2022, or 2025?
>>1577984144 u
scared my neighbour's kid and his friends shitless when i went to the backyard and they were smoking a joint hehe
Why is absolutely nobody in the media or the nfl insiders covering the tackle that turned to hide in kansas city?What gives? Why is there a shroud of secrecy?
>>157798466>hello sarrrrrs, I am too busy drinking cow piss to write my story please do it for me sarrrrrrrs I need to poo in the street now grushna help me *bobbles head so rapidly it establishes a super position between VOIP headset and 300lb wife's ass as she's scooping rice with her shitstained hand* sarrrrr I need to support my community sarrrrrs please help me do the needful of writing my autistic foreign team fanfiction sarrrrrrrrrs do it all for me sarrrrrrrrrrrrrrs
>>157799684Why so mad?
>>157798466kys
>>157799760its your fucking story just google the information you need or shut the fuck up you can justify any option by writing it well and not being a faggot
>>157798466t.tony khan>>157799684i mean the jags are literally owned by an indian its rightful jeet clay
>>1577984662025
>>157799123There’s no secrecy. We cleared him to play and he’s refusing claiming an injury. Not much more to say
>>157799828I've been to 45 states and spent time in almost any medium-large city you could think of. Jax is hands down the biggest shithole I have ever been to outside of Gary and east St. Louis. Rightful jeet clay would make a lot of sense there
>>157799684I studied abroad in India and the way they just scoop food with their hands is actually pretty disgusting tbdesuEven if you wash your hands beforehand, which a lot of them don't, the way they cup their hand itself is physically revolting. It reminds me of Timmy from southpark except its just some fat brown bitch eating slurry curry
>dik poopcum
Bleu boards get pretty rough at 5AM eh?Got up early to go drive and tailgate at penn state. Jallen being a giganiga gives me hope UB will cover the 40point spread but don't care either way. Excited to see that bigass stadium first time going in that place. What am I in for gents?
>>157800147
>>157800155In a world of hairplugs and ozempic, being fat and bald is now 100% a poorfag whitetrash indicatorThat is my hottake
>>157798466shouldn't you be a Browns fan? Blue Jays maybe? The fuck does sangupta care about northeast florida?
>>157798466brown queermo faggot an hero
>>157798466poo nog
>>157798466of course the guy that seasons his curry with cow shit needs to ask which season is the best>mrw visiting india
>>157799808I have googled it, 2017 had a quarterback who was good on paper but never developed and basically the season was carried by the defense which was good on all fronts. 2022 and 2025 had an elite QB but the rest of the team wasn't as star studded as 2017.>writing it wellI want to keep it grounded with the least amount of deviations needed for a superbowl caliber team, not some perennial multi-season 1200+ yard 15 td per season WR changing everything all by himself.I guess it comes down to this: Was 2017 Blake Bortles salvageable if given a good enough WR?
I rape so hard, motherfuckers wanna fine meBut first niggas gotta find meWhat's fifty tuddies to a motherfucker like me? Can you please remind me?(Ball so hard) Negros crazyY'all don't know that D don't faze meThe Jets will go 0 for 82And I'll look at you like this shit gravy(Ball so hard) Dolphins weirdThey ain't even 'posed to be here (NFL)(Ball so hard) Since we hereIt's only right that we'd be fairDrake Mayo, I'm liable to go Michael, take your pickRapeson, Rapedon, Rapeman, Game 6(Ball so hard) Got a broke clockReffies that suck lotsa cockPatties it's losing timeTrailing behind my fatass cock(B-ball so hard) I'm shocked tooI'm supposed to be locked up tooYou escaped what I escapedYou'd be in the endzone getting fucked up too(B-ball so hard) Let's get fadedGet two wins in like five daysGold bottles, Avenger modelsGetting first D's in my sick J's(Ball so hard) Negro, behaveJust might let you meet KincaidBuff-Town's JesusI'm moving the ball, Out my way (nigger)
LJ said, "Josh, can we get married at the mall?"I said, "Homo, don't you know nogs can't throw the ball"Come and meet me in the bathroom stallAnd show me why you deserve to let me rape you at all(Ball so hard) That shit cray (That shit cray), ain't it, Joe?(B-ball so hard) What mahomo order (What she order), rape fillet?(B-ball so hard) My whip not cold (Your whip not cold), this old thing?(Ball so hard) Acting like you don't wanna make slavery legal like this again?Plantation girl, grab her handRape that bitch, she don't wanna danceExcuse my cock, but I'm in ass, haha, I'm just sayin'Caleb Williams ain't do it right, if you ask me'Cause I was him, I'd kill myself for being black and ashyNice bussy, my nigga. Lemme rape it, my nigga. Nice loss, my nigga. What's that column for, just niggas?Doctors say I'm the illest 'cause I'm suffering from flunessBut still getting 5 TD's against lions cause they drafted gorillas, huh
You are now watching the throneDon't let me get in the endzoneDon't let me get in the endzoneDon't let me get in the endzoneThese other niggas is getting RAPEDActin' like the season ain't mine(I got that hot bitch in my home)You know how many hot bitches I own?Don't let me get in the endzoneDon't let me get in the endzoneDon't let me get in the endzoneDon't let me get in my endzoneThe niggas are in the buildingThey hands is to the ceilingI know I'm 'bout to rape themHow you know? I got that feelingYou are now watching the throneDon't let me in the endzoneDon't let me in the endzone(I'm definitely in the endzone)
>>157800386nobody asked you shitskin fucking jeet fuck off
>>157800386Blake bortles didn't lose them the game in the first place
>>157801287Based on what I know from the numbers alone for the AFC championship game in particular the penalties really hurt them, looking further into other analysis there is some blame on the restricted passing offense in favor of a running game that didn't work in the 4th quarter. So for that game in particular I guess an elite WR could have weighed the scale to overcome any yardage burden by the penalties and kept the last quarter dynamic for them.But the question isn't just about the last game the team played irl, its about the last game the team could play- did Bortles have it in him to be a super bowl caliber QB cuz looking at his stats they weren't the best in that post season.
>VPN faggot causes much seething with his jeet flag>nobody knows or cares it's the VPN faggotI'm not defending jeets in the slightest by the way. I find them as revolting as any other civilized man.
