PREVIOUS: >>157787052SF: Yankees’ manager Aaron Boone told reporters on Friday that Jazz Chisholm Jr. (thumb) is doing well and is expected to be activated from the injured list during the team’s upcoming homestandMIN: Byron Buxton underwent a successful right hip arthroscopy surgery on FridayTOR: Andrés Giménez (hamstring) remains out of the Blue Jays’ lineup for Friday night’s battle against the RangersLAA: The Angels announced that the MRI on the injured pitching arm of left-hander Samy Natera Jr. revealed no structural damage and that he will not require surgeryCWS: Colson Montgomery (wrist) returned to the White Sox’ starting lineup for Friday’s battle against the TigersPHI: Brandon Marsh is absent from the Phillies’ starting lineup for Friday night’s skirmish against the MetsSTL: Cardinals placed OF Joshua Báez on the 10-day injured list with a left oblique strain, ecalled INF César Prieto from Triple-A MemphisCHC: Cubs activated SS Dansby Swanson off the 10-day injured list
O's
will retarded jays fans stop pretending that a team that has been sub.500 the entire season is going to make the playoffs with 9 games left now
>>157795692im a lil shy
LGM
lets go Os
nice play
>>157795709HOT
>>157795715roooomy
I don't think he was made to start game 1.
>>157795709lookin good tiger
>>157795705yeah only have two healthy pitchers and both are tired and overspentvlad sucksernie sucksjust awful season, should have traded ernie and kirk for something decent and did a full rebuild
>>157795715may be a nice girl but get in and flee before the metabolism goes completely to shit
bitches love SOSA
>>157795709did they spell Bazzo's name right
>>157795709Wow, there's a real white guy in /mlb/
Why did they take Ranger out?
>>157795751that's clearly vitiligo, anon
>>157795756kek
>weissert warmingWhy did the Red Sox give up?
CHOP CHOP CHOP
>>157795715
You clearly like her so that was mean
is /mlb/ a Mandy Muse genny?
>>157795735>brown latinx playersthe only good latinx are the black ones
>>157795794I love her
they’re walking this runner in
>>157795748says bazzana instead of bazzGOD
The red sox were just trolling
>>157795795>the only good latinx are the dead onesftfy
>>157795794who is that
Cmon Os need some more runs
>>157795779Look at the way this guy actually lives and dresses.
>PCGay
aHIIIIIIIGH LEVERAGESOTONIAN BLAST
>>157795822what does he look like when he rolls out of bed or takes a shit?
Why did Vladdy and Cal Raleigh both forget how to play baseball this year?
not solo no mo
>>157795839
SOTOOTO
>>157795857Vlad Jr is 36 in human years and Cal got curaed this season
>>157795861damn asians got fatties now?
>>157795865based waffle stomper
>>157795822yea imagine what it's like to be exceptionally handsome and charismatic even into your old age
I'm living with my mom until she gives up.
>>157795884I tried it once for the experience and it wasn't that bad. it was actually kind of enjoyable except for the silliness of having to spend time foot sweeping bits and such.
its over.
>>157795885probably better than being unattractive, unexceptional, and poor in your old age.
Goddamn my Nats are absolutely GAPING Cardinals hole right now.May as well call them the Cardin-Holes based on how wide their assholes have been GAPED
Nice play by IKF!
>>157795959cards fans like that tho
>>157795939that does sound enjoyable. maybe I should give it a try.
CY secured.
I like baseball but I HATE Junior Caminero
>>157795794>ywn watch a TFU porn parody with Mandy Muse as Maris Brood
>>157795978ass too big
>>157795984fag
I do not care about the Connecticut Suns anymore.
>>157795984Um... Based much...?
>>157795795I no black, I dominican papi
Mandy Muse is like Anthony Recker: yesterday's newsTommy King and Willow Ryder are the Mitch Voit of MLB
A non white hasn’t won the Al Cy Young since 2012 and only 1 in the last 30 years for the NL
>>157796014>Willow RyderBased and man of taste-pilled
>>157796018*40 years 1985 Doc Gooden
My family is fighting over some stupid bullshit again, and my mom is dragging everyone through the mud and into the shitfest
>>157796014for me it's Mandy Patinkin
Listen to mets radio 3rd to last howie rose game. Grab a mug and tea proudly.
>>157796048there will be better days aheadhang in there
Cole is dealing.
Don't be surprised when the Red Sox suddenly score a billion runs in the playoffs out of nowhere because the Red Sox have been cheating. Using peptides, hacking PitchCom, and recording the bullpen. We as baseball fans don’t hate them enough
>>157796018An italian won AL cy young in 2016, Arrieta sounds hispanic and he also has black hair + brown eyes so most likely not white. I don't think Lincecum is fully white either.
>>157796018Tarik is an Arabic name. Skubal put blood in his shahada.
do we trust Senga in this spot bros
Boston Fans are actually so mentally weak.They only come out when they win. It’s hilarious.>panama in 3…2….1…..
>>157796102>>157796036>>157796102>>157796108this has gotta be wrong. Santana? Pedro? Sabathia?
>>157796109it's an interesting discussion
>>157796109no other options right
>>157796049I'd love for Mandy Patinkin to fuck me in the ass while quoting lines from Criminal Minds.Goddamn just imagine climaxing from a prostate O as he says "And then you VISITED"
>DL HallWhat does DL stand for?
>>157796048Women love to act up during this month, just make sure you Dad isn't being a bitch
>>157796102Even if that’s all true. Look at the top 10 in the important stats for those years
>>157796122>all Dominicans
>>157796142guess not since they already used Lavender and seem committed to showcasing/training Senga>>157796124how about Jumpman :^)
>>157796048if you aren't old enough to be able to walk away from that bullshit then you aren't old enough to post here
>>157796048sorry to hear that bro. if I were in your position, I'd try to calm everyone down by appealing to their sensibilities and demonstrating the corrosive effect this has on a familyyou should do something that lets you get some peace and establish boundaries in the home
>>157796179>how about Jumpman :^)kek I think I'd trust Kodai more
>>157795984Ok, Shamus
>>157796177the Dominican Republic is the last bastion of hope for the white race
>>157796142tits too big
lwk want Bichette to get walked or only hit a 1 run single so our boy Car is up with the bases juiced
>>157796212Baltimore will be white again
>It's K-Pop Demon Hunter Night at Petco Park
The Yankees without Judge are just as good as the Yankees with Judge.
>>157796220Inshallah, brother
The Red Sox drafted 3 non white pitchers one year I just knew it wasn’t going to work out. When had it besides Chase Burns. There’s no even Pedro,Santana’s Felix Hernandez, anymore. I get go where you think there’s a market imbalance but still
>>157796215very gay
>>157796229Never draft Dominicans.Who would you rather have?Luis Severino Luis GilORCam Schlittler
>>157796217BO NO NOT LIKE THAT
grim lol
it was a little ugly but gards win
>>157796229White players are more important than ever. Mets got rid of McNeil, Nimmo, Alonso and it's been failure since they did that.
I hate Bo Bichette
>>157796273but do you love ar Benge?
>>157796200Séamus
>ball at head level >Swing anyway YasRIPSki
>>157796279haha based. Absuloitjely based. Fuck thay faggot. Fuck im!
ALL RICE
please join me hatewatching the limpsox
>>157796291You're a fucking asshole you know that right
>>157796263the mets sucked before they got rid of them and they still suck
So Chapman is heavily injured, then. I mean they're about to blow the game and Chapman is nowhere to be seen.
>>157796297not him but fuck you and that retard also
I mean the Red Sox without Chapman just aren't a good team.
nice one lads
>>157796212They should bring baseball to Argentina and Uruguay. They do a lot of development in the DM why not there.
>philthies
IM WALKIN HEA!
>>157796180I don't have the guts to walk away because it would be "disrespectful"
AMED SLAP!
How fitting that the Rags end my Jays playoff hopes.
LOMBARD SLAP!
>>157796322>Argentina>Uruguay
>pooston asstros
>>157796322>why not thereprobably cause DR isn't thousands of miles away?
>>157796331You have to be disrespectful. Ironically, it's what'll make them respect you. Also, don't feed into your mother's bullshit. She can't self soothe and requires negative stimulaton.
Germany workers are getting replaced by robotics im sure you can find some power hitters over there. It’s safer than what’s going on over the border from the DR
They learned how to play without Judge. Please keep him off the team. Such a postseason choker too.
Annnnnd that’s the season. At least it was quick and they didn’t drag it out until the last game of the year. See ya in 2028, snek bros.
C Torrens / Alvarez1B Polanco2B SemienSS Lindor3B MachadoLF Lourdes GourielCF Jazz ChisholmRF SotoDH Josh Bell>Benge traded to the Angels for Kikuchi>Ewing traded to the Yankees for Luis Gil
cam on polar bear we need another dinger
Conner Wong should be executed. Should have kept Jake Rodgers instead of this worthless gook.
White Sox not having to burn the high leverage guys every game challenge impossible.
>>157796375Thx for sacrifice snekchad. 2024/2025 were godly seasons. Fuck LA. 2001 was an inside job. Luis Gonzalez did steroids.
>>157796322I recently found out that a group of immigrants (mainly Venezuelans, I believe) created a sort of baseball academy for kids here. https://www.instagram.com/beisbolcaribe.uy/It's not much, but it's a start.
>>157796378
Pretty soon everything will be Japanese just like how they made every tv and appliance back in the 80s
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAYYYYYS CHOOOKEEEEE DAAAAAAAA DIVIISIOOOON
>>157796400just like my wife
>>157796375That's revenge for 9/11.
>>157796067Thank you, it's better to remain positive>>157796151I'd be fucking surprised if he ever bitches out considering with the life he lived>>157796195I would, but I'd probably fuck things up
You know what Brendon Little? You were not the problem this year.
>>157796386Fuck the Yankees forever and always, but fuck the dodgers even harder. Felt so gross to root for the Yankees in 2024.
>>157796381i think that's being a little harsh
>>157796364Makes sense, but my sister has been disrespectful towards her in the past and my mother has lost respect in her as a result
>>157796425>giving a fuck about women thingsngmi
A COON YA
It’s because of the discipline and respect for the game that emanates from the way they play. I can appreciate that and grow to love a nipponese woman
*prays on the mound**throws the most god awful floating pitches with no movement right over the plate*I really hope he's saving his best for October.
>>157796288Londonderry
>>157796435this is gibberish, not aphorisms. stfu unless you're unironically trying to be funny.
>>157796400true and Japan knows how to make quality so I don't mind it>>157796406bitches do not like minimalism
Why couldn't Marte go missing for this series?
>wayne randazzoyeah this guy fucking sucks, radio broadcast it is
>>157796425They're both always going to be hot and cold. Fighting one month and then mommy daughter duo the next. Let them feed off each other. Trevor Hoffman.
>>157796393Kids got a stance to him like a Evan Longoria or Chipper Jones
>>157796474did you know he's Italian?
>>157796476https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkboKc2K4p4
>>157796482is that a good thing?
> My Suxies holding on for dear life
>>157796499I am so fucking tired of koreans
>>157796499Koreans ruin everything. They’ll put sushi on pizza
>>157796509this
Goldy
>>157796499I'd give her my polish sausage if you catch my drift
>>157796509preach
>>157796180Something like 30% of adults age 25-35 live with their parents these days.
>>157796509um actually shes japanese
>>157796522sorry, I do not "catch" anything, and I don't see anything "drifting", please clarify
Boston literally tried their hardest to give us that game and we went 0-12 with RISP
brewers are cheating
>>157796519>>157796528>>157796544Still can’t believe we let him walk.
ITFDB
>>157796522Are you implying that you'd fuck her?You think you're clever? Fuck you. Shut the fuck up.>>157796541If I ever see you I'll kill you.
>>157796571whoa so realism
its over!!
Real glad we pinch hit Cowser for Reece "dockhands" Hinds
i would fuck the second colorado state swimmer and i don't care who knows it
Let's goooooooooooooo DOYERS!
Don’t sorry snek bros, at least we have the juggernauts that are the Arizona Cardinals and Phoenix Suns to look forward to watching!
>Losing on Huntrix night to the Marlels
>>157796574Like Kurt Suzuki, I hope you die in a fatal car crash the next time you are in a vehicle.
STRUCK him out
>>157796578He just discovered a new word
Based Goldy poster.
kek philthies
I'm not having fun
hao-yu like that!
>>157796562Sometimes you need to let your MVP walk so the team can run.
brehs
>>157796599He's not wrong tho that places does look liminal
If they lose this series or get swept then they should shut down Cease for the season and protect that arm but with all the injuries already they might not have a choice but to play him out even with his velocity tanking
I love making contact with cocks
Glass giving the vagiants some ass now
>>157795719This chick ain't even mid. She's just ugly. Do better, O's bro.
>>157796621based farmer anon
>>157796621go braves!
>>157796550Good, keep losing.
>>157796617pretty sure he was referencing bro, which I think bro already knew
>>157796615Easy to say as the most successful franchise in the history of the sport with some of the deep pockets.
>>157796624Syndersneed wasn't looks maxxing either
>>157796621You know when you pull a boat into dock just a little bit fast, and your dad or brother or cousin yells something like "woah Nellie!", and no matter how hard everybody tries, you still kiss the dock a bit with the hull? That's exactly how I like it when two cocks collide in the dark.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE
>>157796638The Yankees are fielding a Triple-A lineup.
Mookie! :3
>>157795715That has to be the least attractive body type. Fat upper arms, flat tits, and dumpy lower half.
we had it in the bag and now it's gone...gone forever...
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMokie
tonight mookie was not dookie... yet
reminder that Oppenheimer guy is only 5'7
>>157796638Bruh what, Domo, Marte, Carroll, and Nado are better than any 4 the Yanks have.
>>157796657at least we have kawhi and mckenna, the jays had to be sacrificed
>>157796657How do you say "It's over," in hindi?
hmmm Rice is quite good
RICE BOMB 390’
>>157795690Unnecessary
ALL RICE (#39)
>apple tv
>letting a condiment dab on you
RILEY SMASH
RICED
ducks still in it
>15 and 6 with a 2.84 ERA>absolutely shits the bed in the 5-run first inningHe and his friends put money on this game, right?
>>157796676Just ask AAA studios
C E SES
LET'S FUCKING GO
GRASS IS GREENER OUT THEREWHITE SUX KEK
what are the Giants playing for right nowthey've been eliminated from contention and they're facing a team that has already clinched their division and secured a playoff spot
Orioles are cheating
White rice is best rice
Stop being racist
>>157796740this, but the brewers
>>157796737A paycheck.
>>157796740Yea, what you going to do about it?
>thread dead cause aplelkek
bro locked tf in fr
>>157796760i just like the duck>i just like the duckAlso, i just like the duck
>>157796760Nothing. I'm just glad I'm not white trash.
thought I might feel a little sorry for the Giants, but I don't
>>157796762It's friday night, only losers are online right now
>>157796762there were 13 games not on apple and 9 are on right now, 1 is even free right now because it went to extras https://www.mlb.com/tv/g824790/20260918
>>157796769he's literally me
Just got off the phone with the league office. Cubs won that ballgame! :D
God damn, the D-backs stadium is cursed. How are we even hitting here WITH a closed roof?
it's over
>>157796766
>>157796775
>>157796784>1100 feet above sea levelyeah man the ball has to pass through like half the amount of air than the same batted ball at a normal field
>White Soxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqZr1y3Em1Q
>>157796785I'm more annoyed that Gasnow doesn't look sharp. Need either him or Snell-aviv to be the #3 for the 'offs
>>157796646When I was still a khv, before I had lost my virginity (like mid 20s), I was desperate for human contact so I met a guy from the m4m CL and went to his house. He ended up fucking me, like had my ankles resting on his shoulders as he split me in half. I came close to a prostate orgasm, but didn't quite make it, instead he jacked me off to finish me and then jizzed in my mouth.Anyways, he like rubbed our cocks together when we first started making out and it was weird, this post reminded me of that.Go Cubs
>Kittredgeuh oh...
>>157796808what's snell's groin status?
>>157796800Arizona and Colorado should not have teams. Baseball is not meant to be played at those elevations.
>>157796775>going out and socializing irl instead of watching baseball and posting with your frens on /mlb/oof madone i shiggy dig it
>>157796803stereolab b-side
>>157796818he said he's fine and I don't think the team has said different but who knows
>>157796824Atlanta has the third highest elevation, should they be excluded as well?
>>157796778This is a doyer genny
olson dinger
The only saving grace if there is a lockout next year is that I won't have to suffer through another terrible Apple TV broadcast.
>>157796821unless it's positively pressured like the Japan dome it doesn't matter.>>157796824debatable, but it's becoming fairly clear in recent years that something has to change
>>157796838Atlanta's humidity counters it, Arizona and Colorado are both dry deserts
>>157796845Oh, alright. I didn't know. That explains why the outfield is deeper than most ballparks. That's what I was alluding to I guess.
>>157796837hope that's the case
>>157796809never change, /mlb/
>>157796859I'm assuming you're the one that deleted the comment? Why did you delete your comment?
shut up faggots
This is a really cool concept but I think the price and de-interfacing with the real world with the stupid head gear is still a non-starter
Are you putting in the cage work, anon?
>tejas
>>157796881Texas is more mexican than white
>>157796878Ahh! Just from the thumbnail, the two spotlights and the scoreboard made it look like there was a scary monster face in left field! Haha!
>>157796881reminds me of some closeups of rectums I've seen online
>>157796870They're gonna come after me, anon…
Is JDP post-season ready?
>White Sox bullpenGuys, they had a good run, considering the last three seasons.
>>157796901unironically would be better than Bellinger or Seager in their first postseasons with waaaaaaay less experience
>>157796879that screen at the end has to be a short throw projector above the netting, right? there's no way they have a monitor in the cage with her hitting inches away
o's lose!
WHY did the White Sox give up?
>>157796878does this work for meta headsets?
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES
>>157796881>They’re not a good team. I don’t care what their record is. They have a lot of wild pitches, they make a lot of mistakes in the field, and they don’t run the bases well.>t. Buck Martinez
Braves win! Postseason clinched! Division magic number at 3!
>>157796915mogged by the gritty tigs
snek season over kek
>>157796915WHY were the White Sox even in contention for a playoff spot?
>>157796911probably would dude is riding a wave right now
i thought you faggots said the asstros were good
>Gerrit Cole at the 2001 World Series
Post-season will be cancelled due to owners lockout. They will not let a team with a losing record go into the playoffs.They did this in '94, when the Rangers were 10-games under .500 and leading the AL-West. They will do it again.
>>157796942no one has said this the entire year. There's a couple people that spam Yordong Alvarez memes, but that's it
>>157796912The monitor is on the wall outside the cage. Back there is the pitch machine and enough room to walk behind the pitch machine. The monitor is on the wall around five feet from that net.
>>15779695094 was a strike from the union, not a lockout from the owners
>>157796935even without hitting pitchers would have to make pitches to get him out. still, I don't want to see him make the roster unless guys aren't healthy and there isn't a choice. I'd still take Call over him just because of the experience factor.
>assnow
>>157796950Yankees would've won it anyway.
>whoskek
>>157796879>hitting off a tee>grown-ass woman
>>157796970based tigs
>>157796942Astros haven't been good since getting rid of Bregman and Tucker. Shouldn't have gotten rid of their reliable white players
>>157796932it's the AL Central, pls understand they're doing their best
>>157796977any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>157796984Yordan Alvarez is the most productive Houston Astros player, and he's darker than tar, what are you talking about? Altuve? Gurriel? Peña? Bregman is Semitic lol.
The pain and suffering we missed throughout most of this season is back tenfold.
Pope Sox are done.
>>157796964he'd make a decent replacement for ohtani in that way but I agreeStill.. should he to rise to the occasion and perform it would be truly epic.
>>157796942i said they probably started cheating again when they got back to first but i didn't say they were good
>>157796930>>157796932Because AL Comedy Central, but the White Sox have suffered long enough.
>>157796974>doesn't know that the tee is a valuable tool to help develop certain swing mechanics against certain pitch locations to help a hitter close the holes in his swingYou stopped playing baseball in little league, didn't you.
>>157796999How many post season appearances since the departure of Bregman and Tucker?
>>157797006Its just so tiringThis is 2012 tier collapse. I can't tell which one was worse yet
>They’re not a good team. I don’t care what their record is. They have a lot of wild pitches, they make a lot of mistakes in the field, and they don’t run the bases well.>t. Buck Martinez
The Cheatstros are falling like a rock down a well. They are not going to the postseason.
>>157797003yeah, it would. you just made me think of Andruw Jones hitting 2 homers in a WS game as a 19-year-old.
i like red uniforms
>>157797027Split his bussy wide open
Fagnow better clean this shit up for the playoffs
>>157797029White Sox as well>>157797038ass is too big
>>157797038too burnt orange coded depending on lighting
>>157797041I told you weeks ago.They pitch 30-40 innings in October.You cannot expect a guy who pitched 20 innings in the regular season to double his workload in 2 weeks. Your exit from the playoffs will be sweeter than 2022.
What went wrong with the supposedly blessed pope sox? Why did they collapse so hard?
aren't the White Sox ahead of schedule? isn't the pain of being close better than being buried at the bottom of the bottom feeders?
I never tasted a Lars Nootbar. What does it taste like?
>>157797021I don't think anyone thought you guys would be near .500. I think that was the bar, even.
How does a team beat Ohtani's Dodgers? this franchise clearly is not the same as the pre Ohtani era, they have never lost a postseason series with Ohtani. They are unstoppable.
>>157797059give it a rest, /r/eddit
Gerrit Cole is genuinely going to pitch into his 40s. He should not be throwing harder than Tyler Glasnow at 36.
Dads on top!
>>157797033yup. would totally fire up >our offense as well. the mood in the dugout after his (first big league hit) homer was inspired
we had it in the bag
France BOMB!
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I love me Tie Bomber. Aztec and Padres for life. We all love Ty bombers! Thanks Mariners and bluejay chuds
STUFFING YOUR FACE AS USUAL!
>>157797100saved
>>157797088good, young players are exciting but Mookie, Teo and Tucker not being useless shit is what really matters. Ohtani, Freddie and Will being healthy also.
BARDY
Am I supposed to be happy that this season went the way it did only to end up in a giant collapse?Fuck>>157797069at this point I don't think we'll even finish at .500Holy fuck man
Is Verlander planning on playing next year?
>+77 run differential>8 games under .500Explain this team to me.
>>157797124are you saying that he's a troon, anon?he does look a bit feminine in the face
>>157797138Skubal is an 8.0 WAR player. Thanks.
>>157797123I think the young blood performing gets their asses in gear. Their congratulations felt equal parts happy for him, and "wtf are our asses doing getting shown up by the kid?"I think it's all working out for the best.
>>157797146yeah, he's a legit shot in the arm and we're living in the best of times rn. I'm also low key excited about Davalan being moved to 2nd base. We might be looking at a stud infield bat debuting some time next season if things go well.
Phoenix is a nice city.
>>157797165incorrect.
The seattle freaking mariners won that ballgame, gg rocks
The AL Central and West divisions are incredibly exciting because the moment a team falls out of first place, they're immediately thrust into the Wild Card race
>>157796974even the pros hit from tees in drills and practice
>>157797185Ohtani started hitting off a tee a couple days ago
>>157797164hard to say what will happen with Rojas after this season and edman is so good as utility man. a dedicated talent would be kino
>>157795794She's got the funniest sounding voice.
kinda sad to see the d backs fall near the end of the finish line to the postseason
>>157797138Skubal, their differential score post trade is in the negatives
Cole works a 1-2-3 sixth.
Paul Goldschmidt, known speed demon.
>>157797208Miggy-Ro said he wanted to retire after this season, but I think they'd be willing to bring him back on 1-year deals if he changed his mind. I think he'll stay with the organization after he retires, regardless. I can't see Keekay returning after this year and think Edman will probably be the primary utility guy moving forward. Freeland and Kim can fill in also unless/until something changes.
Do the D-backs have beef with Bellinger or is that just the Padres' weird ass team?
>>157797211adorable and filthy minx
>AppleTV game is just an add for Apple productsWhere's Tim Apple so I can give him a piece of my mind
>>157797173
