It's Saturday. prev >>157792160
There are anons ITT who thought Oregon would fail to cover 57 vs Portland State LOL
>>157797954>ywn here Verne and Gary call another SEC game of the week
>>157797968hurts real bad
>only scored double digitsoregon cucks
>running multiple plays instead of taking a knee up 70+ Lanning is so fucking cuckedEmbarrassing
Someone needs to punch Lanning in the face after that cowardly bullshit he pulled
Reminder that running up the score on your cupcake shitter after an embarrassing L is the CFB equivalent of a guy with a tiny cock driving a massive pickup
Coach Primate
>>157798151this is who indian students are replacing
The truly ancient remember when the Three Daves were the kings of 11am SEC kickoffs. Right around the time of the Three Mikes at Alabama.
>>157797954>wake up>college football Saturday>Verne Lundquist is still alive
>>157798485jefferson pilot was kino
Which P4 will have the first snow game this year?
Got a mountain bike race today I'll be back to watch my tigers play ole piss later today should be fun
WHAT IS UP MY NIGGERS TODAY IS THE DAY
>leave the SEC to me
>>157800592>leave going 4-8 to me
>>157800623>He's still not on the Gator hype trainYou've still got time, it leaves the station tonight though
I genuinely don't like Dan Lanning as a human being.Dude never wins the big one and acts like he's the shit. When he faces a real team, he always loses, but he's always ready to run the score up on a low tier program. They fucking went no huddle offense with 30 secs left so they could score up 75 points on Portland State
>>157800651>implying they'll get through Ole Miss, Missouri, Texas, Georgia, and Oklahoma unscathed
>>157800463>bamboozled no one again award
>>157798999Don't forget that two year run where it was known as Lincoln Financial Sports and then Raycom before the SEC Network took it all over.
>>157800742I hope USC puts up 50 on Oregon next week
Everyone talks about how loaded this QB class is for the 2027 draft, but I think Drew Mestemaker is the only guy who will have any kind of impact in the NFL.
>>157800890What kind of impact will a 2x4 have on your head?
>>157800915Not much if it's you swinging it with your girly little arms.
>>157800872What exactly is Lanning supposed to do if he's got in his 3rd teamers and they're running the ball up the middle and Portland State still can't stop them?
do people really root for notre dame just because theyre catholic?
>>157801001They were throwing the ball up 70
>>157800779Did you not see what they did to the Campbell Camels?
Can't wait to watch the FOX BIG GOON game today. Kent State vs. Ohio State. Wow!
>>157801235i only watch fox games for gus of course
>>157801105Deep bench receivers still need real game practice.
>>157801105Kind of shitty to put your 3rd string QB in there who will most likely never see a real snap in his life and make him hand it off every play. Got to let him spin it a couple times at least for the stories when he's in his 30s.
>>157800962157800915bros...
can we dig up lee corso and stuff mcafee in his grave instead
>>157801335Lee Corso is still alive.
>>157800779I'm not implying it, I'm assuring it. Also>Missouri>OklahomaLol! Those are garuanteed wins. They'll beat Georgia like last year and it was only a 10 point loss to Ole Miss in 2025. Texas will be a tough one.
>>157801202And FAU. Blowout wins against weak opponents aren't a gaurantee, Michigan couldn't beat WMU.
>>157801356>Beat Georgia like last yearMy mistake I was thinking of Texas.
>>157801351lee corso doesn't know he's still alive though so does it count?
>>157801325PSU is a D2 opponent for all intents and purposes. It's a tiny campus in SW Portland with no real academic history or heritage.
No good games on today besides Miss-LSU and maybe Florida-Auburn
EMAW, /cfb/!! We're receiving two lanes for today, and we're expecting a good game; to the 30s & up game. And now we know how to attack the couugs when they come home.
>>157801396>academic history or heritagewe don't talk school in here on Saturdays ya fookin geek.
michigan state has won the the last 11 out of 20 games against notre dame
only games dat matter are sec
After this game, where do you think College GameDay will go next? The first 3 were telegraphed before the beginning of the season.
>>157801441My point is they are known for nothing and have no notable history of any kind. They basically don't exist. Oregon better beat them by 60+.
>>157801532theyre cumminto my citayyy
>>157801369A win over FAU is practically a win over Lane Kiffin. The Gators surely will prevail tonight.
>>157801462For me? Why, it's unc x clempus of course
>>157801532Texas vs. Tennessee in Knoxville.
SC AM betsLSU/Ole Miss Under 58.5South Carolina -4Avoid Louisville -1.5
Finally, Fire 'em Up is back.
Think the LSU Ole Miss game is going to be underwhelming. The probability that it meets the hype is very, very low. The Mouse is milking this one for everything its worth.
Roll Tide
and im cummin
All Bill's kids look like degenerates
How many corn dogs for the show? Also, Ole Miss doesn't supposed to have a land shark mascot? Why did they show cheerleaders during the opening credits?
>>157801688Steve looked and acted like a druggie. This one just looks like a spitting image of Bill, but with a beard.
How will McAfee steal the scene today?
>>157801707>Why did they show cheerleaders during the opening credits?A man must goon
>>157801715wouldn't it be absolutely zany if he took his shirt off or cut his sleeves off? omg, could you imagine that? is that allowed on cable tv?
how far college gameday has fallen
McAfee should give portnoy some money1. Because portnoy makes McAfee seem like a great human being2. Muh 6 gorillion
Holly Rowe showed me her spread butthole outside of a Golden Corral in Mishawaka, IN back in 2005.
>>157801715He's going to dress early for Halloween as a ghost.
>>157801773I would bet Pornose makes more money than Macafee.
so, what happened to Miami last night? The offense completely collapsed in the second half, looked like a completely different team. I don’t know if Wake Forrest is just that good at defense or Miami are potentially frauds
i like my saturday morning routine and part of it is watching college gameday. desmond howard has always been a retard, but mcafee is insufferable. i may have to change my routine
Consider this: Thomas Casternellous most likely got mid six figures NIL to come in and throw 1 INT. for Texas Tech. The only work he will put in for the whole season. Not bad work if you can get it.
>>157801369they gave up 21 to FAUteams like Ole Miss, Texas, and Georgia will hang 50 burgers on that sorry ass defense
>
college football has to stop.
>>157801799lucky bastard
>not one good game till 7:30Guess I’ll just play vidya and beat off to anime, see you later.
Has Darian Mensah secured the Heisman?
>>157801827maybe some nigger will get offended and call it a klan outfit and he gets cancelled
>>157801997lanning is big mad at his boys
>>157801903The problem with Gameday is it has become a public relations show for CAA clients. Really lost its way when they brought on Saban and McAfee. A lot of people like Saban, which is fine, and he was a great coach, but the man is more full of shit than a Christmas turkey and not good on TV.
>>157802055no but he did join mensa
>>157801688Looks normal to me
>>157801979Yeah and Oregon gave up 39 to Oklahoma State. The Gators tightened it up in the 2nd half against FAU and FAU isn't bad either, week after the Gator game they hung 38 on and beat a Navy team that went 11-2 last year while putting up nearly 500 yards of offense. My point is Oregon will be fine and so will my Gators. Keep that same narrative energy when they're making GATOR BAIT of the SEC.
>>157800742You’d think they would have learned their lesson after running up the score on Oklahoma state last year and then getting their ass booty blasted by an extra motivated Oklahoma state this year. Lanning really is a little bitch
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>157802248Oklahoma State is completely different. Different coaches top to bottom and a way different roster, basically all the best players from UNT came over eith their coach. I'm still trying to understand how they lost by 14 to Tulsa desu.
>>157802239>shit team gave up 39 points to another shit team>shit team scored 38 points on another shit teamthat's all I see, and the shit gators will lose to shitty auburn tonight, deal with it
Massive homosexual here. Who should I be rooting for today?
So there’s nothing worth watching except LSU vs. Ole Miss, right?
मेरे लिए, टेक्सास लॉन्गहॉर्न्स सबसे अच्छी कॉलेज फ़ुटबॉल टीम है।
>>157802268Lol Oregon isn't 'shit' and neither is Oklahoma state frankly. Navy isn't 'shit', they ended last year in the top 25 and have largely the same roster. Using your logic top 10 ranked Ole Miss is 'shit' because Lousiville hung 38 on them and almost beat them. Florida hung with most SEC powers last year and even beat some of them when they had a worse roster and far worse coaching. I think this game tonight is going to be a coming out party for UF but we'll have to wait and see.
ive never met a notre dame fan. i did call them slurs at a game one time but i never met them
>>157802281notre dame
WAKEY WAKEY
B1G Champs
Football
>mold piss>lspoowho you got
>>157802396
>A college concussionegg match is being played at Wembley StadiumWhat the fuck America?
stanford steve is the most boring milquetoast mf i ever seen
Which 11am game we watching?
yes
>>157802311oklahoma st lost to tulsa and they're shit. just cause a team ended in the top 25 last year doesn't mean they're a top 25 team this year. louisville is at least decent and caught ole miss napping but neither are a championship threat>"but we'll have to wait and see"already fucking doing damage control and the game hasn't even started yet
>>157802441none of them they all stink
>>157802441All of them until one emerges as either a meme game, upset or classic shootout. It is literally impossible to predict which games will be good beforehand.
>matthew mcconehey doing a save college sports commercial Unreal. Does this absolute moron not understand that his team, Texas stops being good the moment that bill gets passed
>>157802281>homosexualYour brother in loving penis, Lane Kiffin, is who you should cheer for.
Today is the day that Trinidad Chambliss secures the Heisman.
big goon kickoff
>>157797954innit
>>157802506>sheeeeeeeit mayne, footbaw ya mean, coach? sheeeeeeeeit da offense gotta move da ball. da defense gots to stops da footbaw from being moved. dems da keys to da footbaw game todays. ya mean? ya feel me? sheeeeeeeeit. da team who be makin' da least mistakes be winnin' n shit.
>>157802250Say hi to Freddy for us
>>157802268You must just be box score watching because Florida runs a dynamic motion offense that confuses defenses and gives major tells to the QB and skill position guys pre-snap: lot of motion pre-snap into screens, sweeps, reverses, they have one of the most diversified offenses in all of college football. They're not just scoring on teams: they're dominating them with large gaps and distance between their skill guys and the closest defenders. You can say 'yeah well it's just FAU and Campbell', Campbell I agree that doesn't mean a lot but FAU is not a pushover team, they receuit a lot of hidden gems from the Miami-Tampa areas and play hard, physical football. 500 yards on Navy is not a joke.You saw WMU (actually) beat Michigan so these games aren't gauranteed. They mean something. Florida may also have the best WR room in not just the SEC but all of college football, and a realllllly good kicker which is often overlooked. Baugh is also a beast, they can slow the game down and grind it out with him when they need to and no other SEC team has a RB like that besides Ole Miss.Their defense definitely needs work but they're installing a new system with new players so I expect that to continue to improve as the year goes on. The early signs on offense are very encouraging, in the end you have to score and that has been a major issue for Florida pretty much since Tebow graduated so having a dynamic offense for a change brings a lot more excitement from fans to the team. Faulkner isn't being called 'the Ben Johnson of the SEC' for nothing.
BOO THIS MAN
Ole Miss campus seems comfy
Lane Kiffen is so cool
>>157802538WMU didnt beat Michigan. Anyone still repeating that nonsense is low IQ.
>Coaches always leave or get fired and are hired by a rival teamIs this a new concept to Mississippi?
portnoy vs mcafee: who is more unwatchable?
>>157802577No, Tommy Tuberville did the same thing to Ole Miss.
>>157802488Save College Sports aka the Save The SEC Act
>>157802449Notre Dame lost to NIU then didn't lose the rest of the year. Sometimes teams get caught with their pants down. Navy had like 80% of the same roster from an 11-2 team, yeah they're expected to be about the same if not better this year. If FAU ends 10-2 I will laugh (I'm screenshotting our whole conversation btw so I will make you answer for it for eternity on /cfb/) I'm not doing damage control either: I think UF will crush Auburn but we will literally have to wait before we see it. Love you UF haters btw, the fact you're scared a 4-8 team might actually be good this year is telling. Keep feeding me your seethe, I love it
>>157802592Peyton Manningesque forhead on that guy
>>157802582I hate to say this, but MacAfee. Portnoy can at least get out a thought with an even volume level even if it's in that grating Boston accent and you have to look at that rat face. I just can't stand constant changes in speaking levels like it's a Mr Beast video trying to keep my attention every 2 seconds.
I too would leave Oxford if there was a better job at Baton Rouge, Gainsville, or Tuscaloosa.
>>157802571They did if proper protocols were followed, for all intents and purposes Michigan lost to an inferior team. My point is these early season games are not a gaurantee, everyone has to earn it on the gridiron. But go ahead and get caught up on that minor point over my larger one, that is the actual sign of low IQ.
>>157802591Doesn’t apply to Texas. If anything the biggest beneficiaries would be Oklahoma or Georgia. The teams Texas wants to be down the most.
>>157802626There's about 9 jobs better than Ole Miss in the SEC alone.
>>157802311>>157802538Yeah it feels different Gatorbro. Sumrall seems legit, he found and recruited low 3 star Darien Mensah out of some tiny HS in California and got him to Tulane and has NFL coaches in Liam Coen of Jacksonville saying they look up to him. Also we’re up against the Tennessee meme offense that sucks ass against any non cupcake team that has speed on defenseAnd hilarious that FSU will hire Jimbo Fisher or Glenn Schumann over Buster Faulkner
*looks at today's slate*Ah, a nice vacation day to spend outside
>>157802669ITS OVER
>Big Gay Kickoff
Trinidad Chambliss is going to DAB on that rat bastard K*ffin this evening
>>157802538you're absolutely right about how shit the offense has been since Tebow but let's wait til they play a team with a pulse before crowning anyone>>157802600i'm not really a UF hater I'm just trying to help save you from disappointment>Muschamp will save this team>McElwain will save this team>Mullen will save this team>Napier will save this teamnow its>Sumrall will save this teamI just don't see it. 4-8 is probably a little too harsh but 8-5 seems the absolute ceiling this year. Maybe things will finally change, but I won't believe it until I see it. And I haven't seen it since Tebow. No one has.
>>157802635Yeah I agree. The traditional SEC yokels just want NIL to be abolished so they can go back to paying their black bucks with white sorority girls secondhand Rolex's from the local pawn shop.
It burns slightly when I piss.
>>157802698Guess you missed the Trask/Mullen years where they went 10-3, 11-2, and 8-1 before the shoe throwIt’s not a hard job to succeed at, Napier just made it look impossible. And still beat Texas just off talent which shows that a real coach should take off pretty easily
Why do we enjoy watching young strong black men go at each other in field in the summer heat?
completely unnecessary
Where is Gameday next week?
>>157802705Could just be some soap got in your pecker. I get this a few times a year. Give it 48 hours and if it doesn’t go away then start to worry
>Arizona Sun Devils
>>157802795Texas/Tennessee
>>157802698>let's wait til they play a team with a pulse before crowning anyoneA lot of my writeup was arguing FAU does have a pulse and scoring 41 on them in a half isn't a joke. 2 interceptions in the first half too. They took their foot off the gas in the 2nd, likely not to give other teams tok much film, but they could have dropped 80+.You just clearly haven't watched the Gators and are boxscore skimming and making assumptions and accusations, it's just ignorant takes and now feels like you're back pedaling a little once someone calls you out on it. A lot of people who are actually watching see something completely different with this Gator team. I just remember anons who were watching early season LSU in Burrows 2nd season say 'damn this team has some serious shit to them' get made fun of and then LSU goes 16-0 and cakewalks to a natty. Saw the same thing Indiana 2 years ago and last year.Not saying UF will be on that level but it's hard to watch them and say 'this will be a mid-tier SEC team'. They look a lotttttt better than that. They should unironically scare teams.
Can he save Kiffin’s soul?
>>157802796I first noticed this a few weeks ago. Only happened one in ten times or so. But now it’s happened three times in a row and is worse than before,
Regarding UF what I'll say is Baugh is the best RB in college football. Maybe by a lot. Guy is a beast.
Helmet communications are fucking cancer. Huddle up and run your plays. Fuck whoever decided to add this shit to college football. Leave the game alone
>>157802720each had a fluke year before the wheels fell off and now the gators haven't had a 9 win season since 2019, and with today's transfer portal BS it's very hard to succeed at UF. all the talent in the world can't save you when your team is undisciplined af and the general culture of the team has been rotten for years>>157802811Teams almost always take their foot off the gas in the 2nd half against smaller schools. At the very least Philo looks more competent than the other QBs UF has trotted out over the past few years. Lagway sucks, Mertz sucked, Richardson sucked, Jones, Trask, Franks etc etc etc
>>157802440that role has always been cringe and gratuitous. THE BEAR LMAO!!!!! was also fucking gay
Portland state bros…
Ive already shit twice to clear the way for my pizza, pen and 12 pack today. Being a 40 year old single loser pays off once a week baby!
White boys who win the kicks get the money sent to charity. The foreigners who win the Dr Pepper challenge keep all the money thoughever
>>157802887You keep back pedaling. Are we gonna forget these >>157802268 >>157802449 where you're cursing and your tone iis pretemptory, presumptuous and accusatory? UF is 'shit' in those replies, but now you think they could go 8 and 5? This type of concession usually happens when an argument is made that could actually be reasonable, which is that UF is gonna be good. And they will be. I've also screencapped all this conversation because I love collecting recipts on ignorance. I hope you have too: see you in a month.
>>157802917I hope this is satire
>>157802932Why even make this graphic
Gayturds will ass blast lawlburn. Check 'em
>>157803024nope, pure freedom
>>157803045>Freedom to sloth, unhealthy eating, and drunkenessYeah, 'freedom', not like bad habits have control over you or anything. Yes, you sound very 'free'.
>>157802917I have a gf and I will also be getting drunk and feasting today. Only difference is if my team loses I can cope by yelling at my gf or we could have sex if I don’t get too drunk to get it up
what part of mississippi are you lads from?
>>157803065I'm always shocked when anons with gfs still use 4chan. Whenever I get a gf I forget this site exists.
>>157803063you sound jealous
>>157803079Im married
>>157803082Why would I be jealous of eating poorly, getting drunk, and lying around? Anyone could do it with zero effort. Why would I or anyone be jealous of something they could do whenever they want? You sound stupid.
College kickers BTFO
WEW LAD
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul...And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin!I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport... remember what REAL men play
>>157803093my condolences
>>157803079I bet you get crushed in a breakup if you let a hoe change how you operate that much. I recommend you don’t do that for real. It’s like a lesser version of fags who stop hanging out with their friends cause they get some pussy
>>157803102the seething in this post
One question /cfb/: would you?
>>157803119She doesn't make me change anything about my behaviour or my ontology it's just that once I'm with a girl I don't have any interest in visiting 4chan anymore, my life feels fuller and usually my social circle expands so naturally I don't have any use or rememberance of 4chan, it's that simple really. This site sucks anyway
Why is this Wembley bullshit a regular-season game and not a bowl game
>>157803001i said 8-5 is best case scenario, which is very unlikely. that means beating everyone not ranked, which again UF hasn't done in years. sure they "could" be good but that doesn't mean that they "will" so you're the one being presumptuous here buddy>screencapping anon postsyou will never know which posts will be mine from tomorrow onward, and UF will never win a football championship while you're still alive, sorry bud.
>>157803128Whatever you have to do to convince yourself there is nothing shameful in eating like shit, eating a whole pizza by yourself, drinking a 12 pack of beer by yourself, and lying around all day.
>>157803146Back in the day when you could get away with throwing a beer bottle at a bus I bet now they would use giga AI to track you down and give you some felony hate crime. I fucking hate the state of this world
>>157803132I would live in her pouch
>>157803169Julio looking a little zesty
Jermiah Smith is better than Julio was. The only question is whether he is the GOAT or if it’s Megatron.
>>157803161>seething continues
Semenholes
>>157803199
SSSSSSSSSATURDAY MORNIN MOTHAFUCKAS
and a little bit of chicken fried
why are you posting here and not with your girlfriend today?
>>157803161The 4chan puritans are the most baffling fucking retards. They can be summoned instantly if you mention drinking or smoking weed or doing anything fun. Can anyone help me understand what the deal is with these creatures? I was thinking they were just Muslims or something but I doubt a Muslim would be in this thread. Is this just a symptom of autism? I do recall ChrisChan had a similar hate of alcohol and drug users and kind of sounded like these fags. Do yall agree or is it something else? Perhaps just the zoomer generation as a whole which was too sheltered to ever even experiment?
what the fuck am i gonna do until 730
>Saban talking shit about McAfee's weed gummies
>>157803135I called Paul but he didn't answer
>>157803228>DUDE BRO WEEDCOHOL IF YOU DONT GIVE INTO PEER PRESSURE AND TAKE THIS SUBSTANCE YOU'RE A SHELTERED LOSER MISSING OUTgod your type are insufferable, no wonder you can only operate dumbing down everyone else around you
>>157803255sorry for party rockin bro
>>157803255You’re the insufferable faggot bro. I don’t care if you smoke weed or drink or you just sit in your room gooning to anime. You’re the one pearl clutching not me.
>The Chainsmokers
>>157803157What I find most amusing is you were calling them shit and going on a little rant about it earlier but now you've tried to about face your tone like that never happened. And as if you weren't speaking in ignorance before using vulgar and slanderous language, You actually mocked someone over 'damage control' when you're in full damage control right now, lol! The screencaps aren't about recognizing you later, it's about you seeing the caps when you were proven wrong and then feeling stupid about it. It's a shaming tactic, usually something you have to do with children to make them change some negative aspect of the way they think or behave when speaking with them reasonably about it won't work.
>>157803290they were coolin 2014
>>157803228I'm not even a 'puritan' or into policing others behaviour but if drinking and smoking weed are the only ways you can have 'fun' something is seriously wrong with your life and you're what is hurting humanity as a whole.
>>157803135What’s cfb’s obsession with this dysenic jew goblin anyway? I’ve never heard him brought up in real life even once.
>>157803228My thing with drinking and smoking and any sort of drug use that changes your psyche is that it's an inherently selfish act.
>>157803299yeah and in 2014 my balls didnt have grey hair. Whats your point?
>>157803310It's a meme anon, not everything on the internet is serious, nor should everything be.
>>157803310he's basically the Tony Kornheiser of Alabama
>>157803306>behaviourI’m back to thinking you are a Muslim with that spelling. Anyway you are making a retarded assumption. If someone enjoys some drinks it doesn’t imply that’s the only way they can enjoy themselves.
>>157803162Ehhh idk about that pretty sure if any cop were around to witness you throwing a beer bottle at a bus 'back in the day' he'd have you in custody fairly quickly.
>>157803316Slave morality: the post
>>157803310>he doesn't know the lore
compromise?
>>157803366Anon no one care about someone having a few drinks with food over a couple hours, the puritan policing usually reveals itself when anons are gloating about getting super drunk or high..
my duckies popped the fuck off
>>157803384Not really, I'd maybe argue the contrary is true and anons who need weed or alcohol to have fun are slaves to weed and alcohol.
>>157803255this. every guy like >>157803228 has some sort of male bpd attention whore disorder they need to make everyone else a zombie like them
>>157803440>I used to be in movies, you know...
NCAAF Clemson Tigers -3.0 NCAAF COAST @ DEL Under 57.5
>>157803419You have autism. You don’t get pussy. You are beta. You anime post. You will never amount to anything in life because you are fear based, have poor social skills, and are risk averse. Even if you had a super high IQ the best you could hope for is to be taken advantage of by someone like me.
Shut the fuck up everyone super dogs, are on right now!!I think I missed it...
>none of the signs are funny or wittyIs pississippi bad at banter or am I just unaccustomed to normalfags at this point
trinichad damnless
>>157803157>No YOU'RE presumptuous>"UF will never win a football championship while you're still alive, sorry buddy">but no YOU'RE presumptuous! Not me!Gator Chads, we got 'em seethin' rent free yet again
I don’t understand modern RPOs. Was there a rule change or did reffies just decide that we are no longer calling “illegal player downfield”. Because the OL run up and block linebackers every time
this slate is trash, who do I watch? UNC clemson?
>>157803567Big Noon Kickoff
>"is that him? That ugly looking freak?">"yeah right there babe, that's the guy seethin' in the /cfb/ thread about me"
>>157803567Go outside and do something physically active, perhaps go to a field, join in on some pockup football, and make new friends. Then go eatch Ole Miss-LSU with them
>>157803590Florida got a lil motion. Okay. Keep that same energy when my dawgs beat the breaks off that ass
>>157803393>Saar how do you not know Ranjiit Shitel? He is number one Bollywood actorWhy are third worlders always surprised when we don’t know their local celebrities?
>>157803440>being black and rooting for the most racist school in americawow
Georgia is fraudulent. That bobo offense is hard capped at being average against real competition. The defense has to be lights out to compete in the playoffs
>>157803616Looking forward to it DAWG bro
>>157803690Ole Piss and every SEC school are amateur racists LARPing as professional racists.Colorado Mines is the professional racist school.
Jess Sims can get my average White pecker.
holy shit freeman is old
getting old is brutal
>>157803731I’m 31 and already regret not taking school and my income more seriously in my 20s
I regret smoking. Not because of negative health outcomes but pretty much for the rest of my life I can’t get too drunk or I will go buy a pack of cigs if I do and then have to go through a week of withdrawals to quit again
>Morgan Freeman is 89
>>157803472i will never follow the cattle you lead. the psychopath fears the enlightened schizoid
will morgan survive this day?
lee corso got a tan
buck breaking you say?
btw, take the under on smu
>>157803849I’m not a psychopath. I naturally am fear based just like you. I utilize the power of anxiolytics and stimulants to approximate the power of a psychopath and cure my autism. I am a dark wizard
>go on ESPN>#2 Georgia >playing some tomato can againhow does Kirby Smart get away with this every fucking year.
Visual schedule for watching today
what are we watching? unc clemson?
can we go back to talking about whether or not liking traps is gay? or college being worth it? (it is)
>>157803893Yes, Belichick vs. Clempus for the memes.
>>157803898enjoying femininity is straight, go bulldogs
>>157803898In my opinion liking traps is less gay than liking muscular women.
Old school Ole Miss fans would lynch this nigga for picking Miss State
>>157803927terrible opinion
I feel WVU vs Virginia is an underrated rivalry, because they both have a different big rival.
>>157803915Based Mississippi State fan
>>157803927No we're talking. If you are attracted to pic-related you might as well bang a dude
Poor Morgan appears to be in advanced dementia.
What game we watching
is it time to start drinking and doing drugs yet?
>>157803993Clempson vs Belicheats
>>157803993Bills continued crusade of course
>>157803993ASU Kansass
I was reading Nick Saban's Wikipedia page and saw this. lulz, indeed.
>>157804002its time to say your prayers and eat your vitamins
Gators best Auburn today.Gators win the SEC.
Lane is.......le bad!!!!!!!
>>157804002At kick off we attack
Jesus those thighs
LSU is finna 50 burger tonight
I could heem pat mcafee
pat's kinda cringe
>>157804072yum
>>157804072What the fuck is up with these legs?
>>157804072When did PRS start making pink guitars
Duke bros I feel like we are going to feast against Stanford. Need the passing game to gel more and not just spam Nate Sheppard.
Penn State with a stern dedication to not using either of their 2 best RBs under any circumstance
>those empty seats in the clempus stadiumdear oh dear
>>157804083pat is giga cringe
>>157803961Would be fine without the tats
my cyclones :)
>>157804090looks like a chick you'd bang out on the sandbar party area at a medium sized lake on the 4th of july
>>157804090They’re designed to crush my head like a cantaloupe
whoa mama
>>157804036let me see that keyboard
>>157804117painfully mid
>>157804083>>157804107This generation’s bill barnwell. Was a genuine breath of fresh air/departure from other sports talking heads at first but wore out his schtick quickly.
>>157804114
>>157803889that areola is too big
It's time.
>>157804113nah you do
This guy's named onion
>>157804149Is that Gus fring?
>>157804117What game are you playing?
>a mockery
tait reynolds SUCKS!
>>157804146stop posting my wife plz
lmao dabo is getting fired
Just end the game already my Tar Heels are clearly winning this contest
>>157804171that looks like diablo
I like both Coastal and Delaware, but I own something from the Chanticleers.
>>157800742I agree with this post 100%. I have zero skin in the game when it comes to Oregon, but Lanning rubs me the wrong way and this post encapsulated my thoughts perfectly. Thank you for that.
UNC are legit
>>157801105They also scored with seconds left when they could have taken a knee Lanning is a CUNT
>Clempus
>>157800962GOTTEM>>157800915Unironically just leave now. It's for the best.
>>157804135hot
clemson IDL looks terrible. They have been getting pancacked every single snap that drive
Gus just freaked out over the first Buckeye TD. Haven't heard him yell like that in years
>clempsun
It is absolutely over for this man.Say one thing nice about him.
Milk truck
>>157804255milk
>>157804259it has been over for 3 years dabo ain't cut out for the nil era
>>157804255no jeets? wtf
>>157804259he saved us all from Saban
>>157804255me in the back
>>157804287Saved you from what? Saban will forever be regarded as at the absolute worst the 2nd greatest coach of all time.
>>157804298no shit, retard. he saved us from them winning every year.
>>157804254I hate Gus Johnson so much it's unreal.
>>157800742Lanning is a drug addict with major lil bro insecurity. He's a perfect fit for Oregon
BOOOOOO
Why would you choose to be a fan of Arkansas? If you're already a fan, why would you raise your kids in it? Should count as child abuse to make them an Arkansas fan
Refs trying to save dabo
>>157804298He was just a talent baby recruiting bucks with paper bag money. Cignetti is already a much better coach than Saban objectively
>>157804304Used to love him about 15 years ago then he became a parody of himself Remember watching the Brandon Stokley game winner when he freaked out. That was fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo--hDnWmws
>>157804304The world famous cuckeyes!!!!
Clempus has fallen
you all laughed at bill bellichek and now he will go to the playoff in year 2.
>>157804334They'll go 9-3, and that is the best they will ever do.
>>157804141not possible
>college kic-.
Louisiana "whites" are on campus
notre gay is so cooked today
>>157804344I think he has this year and next left in the tank, with next year being he best year. hes defiantly revitalized but hes still 74
>>157804359god forbid a white boi get a lil motion
>>157803927Depends how muscular. If they're so muscular you can't see their tits anymore it's gross.
>>157804359the dance that cured racism
>>157804360Make me wonder which Top 25 team facing an unranked team is at risk today. Maybe Utah, Bama, ATM
What does the N in UNC stand for
>>157804259>Say one thing nice about him.Clempusing
>>157804304>MASERATI MARV
I just saw a black person inside my hotel. This isn’t supposed to happen in the south. All you SEC fans promised me the south is segregated and that your demographics being the blackest in the country are misleading being it’s still super segregated. You all lied to me.
>>157803927No
>speeding is now considered a serious crimeI’ve had enough of this cucked society I want everything to collapse
Just got accepted for an unpaid summer internship brehs
bill just emulating georgia it seems to work for them
>>157804412North University of North Carolina
>>157804359cajuns aren't white
>>157804417Race obsessed cuckeye is at it again
>>157804420Yeah negroes driving 100mph through your neighborhood stoned out of their minds is great for society
>>157804410notre dame
>>157804422Cuckhold
>>157803945I don't mind this. She still has a feminine shape. Chicks with defined abs and bulky muscles are gross
>>157804412nowledge
>>157804433I’m a Masshole
>>157803898>>157803927simply cannot fathom being attracted to a mentally ill man pretending to be a woman if you're into traps you should consider suicide
This Chinese restaurant I went to is skimping hard on the meat.
>>157804457wtf same!!!!
>Gus's TD calls for OSUHe rather be anywhere else right now
>>157804441It is. I’m starting to come to the realization that nigs are right and white people are pussies. Your feminine desire for safety is what lead to flock cameras, HR departments, targeting rules in football. It’s all the same shit. The incorrect presupposition that safety is all important and life is super rare and precious.
Another one
Clempus looks soft, really soft. Probably the softest team Dabo's ever coached. Almost as if the strength and conditioning coach changed
>>157804461a mentally ill man is simply a woman
Worried about my Kent State +52 bet lads Day's gonna try to win 70 to 0 isn't he
>>157804466The water is wet too
>>157804443I hope so, I don't want them in the playoffs to "make up" for getting "snubbed" last year. they need to join a fucking conference already
>>157804450It’s a very fine line but I know it when I see it.
>>157804483Fuck you, it's tradition and tradition is what matters in CFB
>>157804482Every other Chinese place I've been to has been incredibly generous with their servings. The one I just went to must have some Jewish admixture.
>>157804483Why do they need to join a conference?
>>157804498cause i said so
>>157804490I dated a crossfit chick briefly and couldn't get into it. She had an incredible ass but when I hit it from behind she had visible back muscles. Turn off. I'd rather date a slightly chubby girl than a crossfit chick
>>157804494It’s poverty food explicitly designed to stretch meat as far as possible. The one I go to is able to make this puffed up fried chicken at insane ratios where it’s like 10% chicken by volume I still like it though ngl
>>157804491>tradition is what matterstradition died with realignment, NIL, and free agency
>>157804469please move to the congo you'll find plenty of unregulated fun there
>>157804473Motion detected
>>157804483sparty will win!
>not watching Bowling Green vs Iowa St.Filthy casuals
West Virginia upsets Virginia by 3, calling it
>>157804534I really really really like that video
>>157804469I think you’re looking for /NFL, we have brain cells here
>>157804537but i am
>>157804466that's every chinese placethey use a ton of flour and starch so your orange chicken is like 30% meat by volume
>>157804526Fucking pussy faggot. You can’t even imagine thinking like a man. Mentally you are permanently a vagina. I’d take living in the Congo over your cuck dystopia
>>157804534nice one
FOOMBLE
FOOOMBLEEEEE
Seriously Clempus is fucking awful
>Dabo is actually getting fired
>>157804555good one
>>157804469I've never met a single person who likes flock cameras
>clempus
>>157804565Then why don't you? It's pretty cheap, just save up for a year or so and you won't even need to worry about work for a few years.
Big Bill and the boys are going to hang at least 20 on clempus
>>157804555I don’t think you do. You are supporting living in hell over freedom and you can’t recognize that blacks are a natural ally for those that don’t want to live in a hellish police state ruled by hall monitor Karen’s.
>clempus>buttfumble
just get the dead darkie off the field already
>>157804537I'm not watching any game until LSU vs Ole Miss
>>157804553>>157804573wish sp would allow audio, its actually really cute
kent state is the worst fbs team obv they had no chance today but this is pathetic
>>157804585And yet they are everywhere. Only black people seem to be willing to destroy them. White people are so pro social they will put with pretty much anything. It is a major flaw of our kind, exacerbated by over socializing public schools and modern technological domestication
>>157804594Black & white thinking is a sign of low intelligence. Can you post your degree please?
>bill playing the wind game>with college kickers
>>157804616>Only black people seem to be willing to destroy themNot even remotely true
>>157804616maybe log off the internet for a while anonit's a nice day out, go for a walk?
>black college kickers
>>157804627>college kickersyou called it
>>157804594Retard
>college kickers
>>157804621I was discussing principles and you seem interested in specifics and credentialism. I think I have the IQ high ground here
FG K-State, EMAW!!
>>157804627look at this ball knower over here
>>157804650Just say you didn't graduate high school, anon
Post more attractive coeds
this unc kicker aiming for the fucking flock camera instead of the field goal
>>157804611Players probably get sick of getting pimped out to lose
>>157804658Concession accepted. Brainlet I do have an engineering degree but that’s irrelevant. Imagine going on an anonymous forum and demanding credentials. Pure redd*t logic
>>157804660
>>157804660If you don’t want hot college dudes also I’m not posting any
LETS GO OHIO STATE BEAT TEXAS LETS GO
>>157804687
>>157804677Your argument was a false dichotomy to begin with. Post degree.
Will Clempus win an ACC game this year?
I fukken hate espn for always putting a shitty sec team first on the list of scores and on the first page...its been over 1300 days since a sec won a natty
i wish tom izzo coached football too
Whites should be rooting from Clempus
>>157804712No it’s not lol. You either place a high emphasis on safety or you don’t. Youre either woman brained or man brained. Most of you are woman brained which is no surprise given the crashing testosterone levels modernity has produced
>>157804259he'll be in charlotte this time next year
>>157804707why did the buffalos get a new name and we call them bison now
>>157804713doubtful
>>157804741what have they done to our institutions
>>157804259Welcome to the Big Ten we can use your talent to help keep the sec down
>>157804490my face her ass
>>157804660:]
Stop posting disgusting manly freaks
>>157804768but she poops from there
>>157804768you will get ass cancer sticking your tongue in asses' retard. if you weewee is to short use an extender
>>157804768Indeed
Dabo is getting fired today
Is unc averaging ten yards a carry on this drive. Holy shit Clempus is unbelievably soft.
clemson getting overpowered every play
>>157804787she better be!>>157804791wat
Clempson looks like an FCS school out there
this game doesn't prove UNC is good. It just proves clemson sucks
>>157804811you will get throat cancer sticking your tongue up someone asshole
Belichick yo self bitch
>>157804490
>>157804820eat shit sec faget. bill is a great coach and will win the natty this year
>>157804823anon said ass cancer lol also I don’t care. absolutely worth it
im an unc but dont support UNC
>>157804808Wax your arms
>shit defense allowing a touchdown on every possession there's no way you niggas actually enjoy watching college games
>>157804802His buyout is like 60 million
some good P3 matchups this morning
dude, this fake stone still boggles my mind. who busy these?
>>157804832>secI graduated from app state and I'm debating between illinois, pitt, and colorado for grad school anon
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!!
serious question /sp/orts why you believe the bottom tier of the sec is better than all of the other's conference why is that when clear the bottom tier is shit tier
Crazy that that's considered a mid range field goal
These games all suck
>>157804875stay out of illinois you are not good enough for the midwest
>>157804880I saw Mississippi state beat the piss out of Minnesota. And it’s also backed up by NFL draft results. The bottom of the SEC is equivalent to the top of the big 12 and better than the middle of the N1G
Uh, power 2 bros...
>>157804875Go to Illinois. The Midwest is your apple.
>>157804899i blame the sec
>>157804899arizona state vs kansas is close
>>157804880espn told me it is true. and they still have a rural black population that creates giganiggas and florida for some reason creates the fastest flashniggas
>>157804918Yeah but the game isn't even in the usa so fuck em
>>157804913That’s retarded. Every single SEC team has a harder schedule than every single N1G team
>>157804908Minnesotans terrible this year and MSU is good.
>>157804909Is Noah Knigga playing?
>>157804903>>157804910I'm also thinking about wake and baylor but they might be too overpriced desu
>>157804767welcome dabo sweeney to ohio state as team chaplain
>>157804875what kind of women do you like? >pit: trashy tatted up look>illinois: heifers and trashy tatted >colorado: insufferable tatted with nose rings
>>157804918Fuck Kansas
Clempussysissy bros…
Penn State needed ref help against Buffalo
Clemson is unbelievably awful. Like I understand they don't use the portal well and such but this is insane.
how does it feel being part of the worst clemson team in decades? Do the players even get girls?
>>157804975They're one of the more expensive teams so yeah, the players still get girls because they all have money.
>>157804859based another kraut ITTI’ve seen a guy wearing a Michigan Wolverines hat in public last year. I was pleasantly surprised
>You can hear the crowd booing through the broadcast
>>157804956boulder has a ton of gorgeous women but they're all insane leftists and i mean that genuinely. batshit insane communists-with-a-trust-fund types
maybe unc is actually elite
NEW>>157797954>>157797954>>157797954
>>157804986tbf they actively turned up the crowd noise after the play
>>157804975>>157804984are you guys US military or actual born krauts
Touchdown Kansas State, pound the stone!! We're on the top now!
I didn’t think Texas tech vs Houston was a good game. I can’t put my finger on why but it didn’t feel like that game had soul. Some great circus catches though
>>157805027>>157805027>>157805027
>second college football game ever in England >send two awful teamsWhat did they mean by this?
>>157805013actual bio kraut here. one with white skin, even
