L A W LAWL
>>157799614What was his name again?
>>157799614Whats he thinking right now?
>tfw Brisbane kicked the winning score>mfw I hear their mighty roar
Never send an LBC to do a BWC's job
Jarman Impey?more like My'arm'sfree umpie
fred
>>157799614holy mutt
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157799614L U LUL
should have been 50 before that call anyway
>>157799640A rope, a tree, 1-2-3
Hawks status?
>Hollywood HawksGreat story throughout, lots of twists and turns, but flubbed the ending. 3/10.
>>157799614She'll be right.Trust.
Deserved what they get playing the Harry Potter music get fucked with that
le wizard watson magicks himself out of another prelim
Fuck you cheating fucking Prictorians.
>>157799640>I'm coming Dad...
>>157799658farted
Just how good is mah boi chol?
Okay, hawkroaches. It wasn't a free so cancel the goal (and 6 points from Brisbane's Score).Hawthorn 122 - 125 Brisbane.
No one I know in QLD even watches this sport and we keep winning it.
>YOU'RE THE MAN
>>157799665You gotta admit that shit gets in the heads of opponents
Fremantle and brisbane gf? Yeah, no thanks. No soul whatsoever
Oscar Allen was the difference. Your welcome bane.
Bec was just straight up flirting with kai low man
I THREEPEATNO VICTORIAN TEAMS IN THE GRAND FINALNO VICTORIAN TEAMS IN THE GRAND FINALNO VICTORIAN TEAMS IN THE GRAND FINAL
KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>157799698taking starce almost lost it for us
I could really go for some Hungry Jacks rn
gg bane that was experience
swansook you here m8?
Umpiring consistency is now how they rig matches?Interesting.
>I-IF ONLY WE HAD ZACH MERRETT AND BEN KINGHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Imagine all the angry Hawthorn supporters walking home with their stupid little wizard hats LMAO
>no Victorian team in the gfShallnt be watching
KEEEEEEEEKEAT SHIT ROACHES
>>157799676>Umps would not have called that all day.No other player was stupid enough to stand there holding the ball for 15 seconds without getting rid of it.
>>157799720is swansook the guy who is pro or anti- swans?
>>157799698future norm smith medalist oscar allen
>>157799600What did this guy do? qrd?
I was in Brisbane the other day wish I lived there instead of the worlds fastest growing India
>>157799720here mate
>>157799740thishis
and for their next trick, Hawthorn will make themselves disappear
Can't wait for next week. The Grand Final is going to be an even better game.
Three houses time
I PUSH MY FINGERSINTO MYEYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
WE THE PEIDE OF SOUTH AUSTRALIA AND WE'RE KNOWN AS THE ADELAIDE CROWS
CENTURY OF BANE
>>157799740Victoria is ours SAAR
>>157799679Retard.
XANDER ARE YOU OK???!!!!
>>157799750Nah Grand Final will be a blowout, that's the rule. If the prelims are incredible games then the GF will suck
KEEEEEEEK
threepeatvsnopremslol
>>157799757>>157799758
The interstate teams are going to fuck this Victorian biased competition over. Three Victorian teams need to go when Tasmania enters the comp.
>>157799739He KWABed
Did Nick Watson cast a petricus curse on the imp? Why did he do it?
both GF teams did it the hard way with no week off
>>157799736>allen kicking 7 to sink fred and winning the norm the best outcome
I want the suns to somehow get good so we can have two Queensland teams dominate this silly little southern sport.
>>157799658RAIDED
>>157799791i said it before the QFs. winning those games is actively detrimental now. the QF winner goes into the prelim playing one game in a month. it's just not enough preparation
I CAST THE SPELL HOLDIO BALLIO TO LOSE THE MATCH*faggot wizard music*
>>157799784we just need a Canberra team now
>>157799805i don't think you understand this sport
>>157799784Tassie is literally going to collapse after a season, they're already trying to lay the groundwork for doubling or tripling their off field gibs.
>>157799726Imagine their poor girlfriends and the beatings they'll be getting tonight.
Hopefully freo get their first prem.
>>157799626i'd like to see an nrlw pounding haha
>all these FOX boomers getting hard on's over high scoring footy
Bro needs to watch Razor's Edge with Ray "Razor" Chamberlain
>>157799783This is fucking pathetic. Why doesn't anybody have any shame anymore?
>>157799831i was wrong its back to pretty much squaretune in lads, good game on the cards
>>157799739Gave away a stupid free kick right in front of goal in the dying seconds of a final and lost the game for his team, ending their season as a result.
I feel like the umpires were just given a directive to invent a free kick whenever the opportunity arised in the Brisbane f50 but as the clock was ticking down they got desperate and yeah the most obvious no prior tackle became a holding the ball.but that's the way the afl works betting markets and all that
>soon
Hopefully freo lose their second prem.
Hawks fans not happy
>still no webm of the holding the ball incident Alf has gone to shit
>>157799658peepoos pooed themselves, it's in the name
no merrett no hawthorn
>>157799854Disgusting roaches. Every hawks fan should be forced to clean the oval.
Lyon is itching to get on the bags
>>157799854who throws a pringles can?
>>157799846blud the hawks were literally only in it because of the work the scumps put in during the first half. don't be like shatsfag where you end up convincing yourself you were actually in the game at any point.
>>157799854>plastic cups and waterbottlesmore proof that we've lost our way as a nation. they should be beer cans filled with piss (urine) and glass bottles
Just threw a pringles can lol
>>157799792>has 6 goals in 9 games against fredseems unlikely
some fat autistic cunt hawkroach just threw me lads
>>157799870I'm not disagreeing I'm just looking at the incident on it's own as a neutral the umpires job is to make the game exciting as possible keeping teams in it but eventually the script takes over in the end.
>>157799725Surely, 1 more key forward and another midfielder will save them. KEK >>157799757>>157799758KekNever gets old, fuck the roachies
zerrett would have been useful tonight aye roaches hahahahahahasucked in fuckheads. pay up next time
>>157799900this time you forgot the name field
>The bigboomer Hawks boardoh baby
Nice blue bum
There was a quick shot after the final siren of an umpire pointing at a guy in crowd as he was going off and this cunt was going absolutely spare kek would be a decent webm if someone can find it
bunch of spastics keep chucking pringles cans on me lads
lol
>>157799846It's not about prior in this case, he had an arm free and must attempt to dispose of the ball. Which he did not do. Then when he realised he was about to be pinged, he showed that he was fully capable of doing so getting a kick away; justifying the umpire's call.It was the kind of call that umpires are too fucking scared to make in the dying seconds of a match, that leads to complaints in the opposite direction and claims of rigging. I'm glad one ump showed some backbone.
hawthorn are a vile organisation
>>157799846>and yeah the most obvious no prior tackle became a holding the ball.HIS ARM WITH THE BALL WAS FREE THE ENTIRE TIME.IF YOUR ARM WITH THE BALL IS FREE YOU -MUST- ATTEMPT TO DISPOSE OF THE BALL.Impey just stood there for 5 seconds. Umpire was generous to give him that long. Clear holding the ball you dipshit.
>>157799911haven't bothered to look yet. assumed the site would have crashed
>>157799462>look her up>stupid tattoosnice boobs though
>>157799927pls post more seethe
>>157799897americans are bullying you guys again..
Just pulled an inch long skin flake off of my bellend after not showering for 4 days
>>157799726There's gonna be a lynchin' of a coon me thinks.
T H R E E P E A THREEPEAT
MAKE THE FUCKING HOLDING THE BALL WEBM FUCKING NEET SPASTICS
Seeing as how Bane won, are we still getting wog gfs?
>>157799902The incident on its own would be called a holding the ball at any other time during the regular season assuming it's not against certain kissed on the dick star players. Finals don't get a different set of rules and it was clear as day that even he knew he'd fucked it when ACTUALLY made a genuine attempt to dispose of the ball. He just decided his foot worked after the ump made the call.
>>157799918He was pointing at the guy who heemed a waterbottle at the umps.
>>157799931The only real dodgy call I remember is the 3rd quarter hawthorn pass that got called as a deliberate disposal or whatever.But wouldn't have effected the game really.
uh oh... stinky! poop! poo, pee! ha ha!!
Even without prior oppotunity you need to make an attempt to dispose of da ball
Lachie neale caught talking to whores
>>157799956Yes I'm making calls to my contacts in italy, jugoslavia, greece, egipt, turkey and lebanon to make it happen
There's too many minutes at the end of the game its ridiculous
Who's the dark haired chick that was talking to nealeSomeone said something to them, they both looked at the camera then neale turned his back and moved away
>>157799856
>>157799938
>>157799977nice bitrate senpai
>>157799957Yeah this. The kick was instant when he knew he was in trouble
>>157799854I hope they know there's cameras and that cops started using face scanning technology this year. Maybe they should go full ku klux klan for anonymity.
will ashcroft. star.
>>157799975agreed i prefer four twenty minute quarters iykwim haha
>>157799929>>157799931>>157799957all right i'm kinda drunk so I wasn't paying super attention just looked to me more like he was in a pressure situation and it clicked in his mind hey instead of trying to dispose via hand ball I can use my foot but you guys are probably right I don't care that much
>>157799977In broad daylight, clear as day.Take him away boys.
>S-Son, don't let go, whatever you do BEEEEEEEP
BANE FOR T HREEPEAT
>>157799977this is unforgivable
>>157799978>worst 3peat team in historyidk, i can think of another
>>157799977he had an eternity to kick it! what what he thinking? dumb boong.
>>157799978if they do it they'll have two of the worst afl threepeats tho
>>157799996fukken saved
>>157799996KEEEEEEK
>>157799981only the best bitrate on afl.com.au saar
>>157799977I was more talking about the slow Mo replay just after this as it was more humourous, but this will do I guess
>>157799977Its like only his left arm was free just he couldn't figure out what to do in time lol
>>157799977>Ball acquired: 5.1 seconds>Tackle laid: 5.3 seconds>Ball kicked: 8.9 secondsTook 3.6 seconds before disposing it. Rules demand an immediate attempt.
Is it time we, dare I say, put our arms around Jarman tonight???
>>157800000digits dont lie >its the poos and pees 3 peat
Who's this fucking retard foid
>>157799957fuck off cunt you gotta let some shit go in finals for the flow of the game and the fact players are hitting harder and playing more aggressivelythat was a free kick though
>>157799996Oh nooooo
Scumpires deserve to be fucking hanged.
>>157800000Check’d and kek’d
>>157799614FUCKING RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>>157800019Yeah he's got one free arm to hug you back
>>157800011>>157799977Actually no I've changed my mind I'm not happy, I need the webm of the front on replay that shows impey just jerking back and forth doing nothing. Guaranteed 20+ (you)s
>>157800024nah fuck off wishy washy rules are killing the sport kingy you boomer pinhead
>>157799977Holding the ball in normal matches, but probably not in the context of how it was given in this game. I prefer putting the whistle away. Always have.Less calls make the game better and the last 2 mins proves it. It stopped feeling like a final.This stopped a bit because in the 80s teams used to belt each other.
>>157799977Absolutely the right call and they gave the retard a fucking eternity. He gave them no choice.
>>157799614Australians look like this?
SUCKED IN DAWKSAHAHAHAHAHA FITZROY FOREVER!
>>157800056see >>157800057>they gave the retard a fucking eternity. He gave them no choice.
Look, that individual umpire decision might've been correct, but the holding the ball rule is still stupid. It remains ambiguous what actually constitutes prior opportunity and the AFL changes it all the time, even from week to week.Holding the ball should be dropped entirely. Give each team some arbitrary number of times they can be tackled; if they get tackled X amount of times, the ball goes to the opposing team and vice versa. Kind of like baseball with strikes and strikeouts, or rugby.I know some people will say "don't make the game like rugby!!1" but the alternative is worse. You can't market the code because of how much ambiguity saturates the rulebook.
>>157800056>the rules shouldn’t be followed depending on the game
Rigged fucking faggot shit, done with this orchestrated circus, not watching next year. Not even a Hawkroach. Shameless transparent disgusting rigging, blatant like that.
>>157800033good numbers yourselfif you can legally get rid of the ball and you're prevented its HTB every day of the year. It couldn't be clearer.but cry baby's are gonna cry
imagine Impeys DM's right now
>>157800067nice try nrlsperg
>>157799977Is it just the decoder on my end or is this dropping frames
>>157800038kek
>>157800076Lmao
>>157800067>It remains ambiguous what actually constitutes prior opportunityhave you actually read the laws of the game? people say this shit all the time but it's clear as day in the laws...
>>157800076It's good for him, he'll make a post on Monday highlighting one of them and become the victim
>>157800076>Jarman you were born too late mate, you'd have stopped the Stolen Generation with that hold
lots of nick daicoses on the ground after that lads
>>157799614>all the bullshit over the holding the ball (which was rightly paid) and taking away from the absolute dogshit deliberate out of bounds paid against Lewis a minute earlierBall never should have been in Brisbane's half
>>157800076not me btw
>>157800090SLAVA UKRAINI
>>157800093
>>157800068Excitement tends to make zealous calls.Umps call too much in finals if they don't mentally make sure they don't call.This is a real thing. The people prefer this too. Simple as.
>>157800102>Where did that bring you? Back to me.
>>157800082I made it scuffed in a hurry, soz
>>157800090You say it's "clear as day", and yet it remains extremely inconsistently officiated. Willing to bet there were at least 5+ similar instances to that in the same game that weren't paid.
>>157800092fucking hard kek
that was absolutely deliberate and also 100% correctly called KEK seethe even more
kwabthorn
THE REMATCH 13 YEARS IN THE MAKING
>>157800125uhh
lmao
>>157800120what was deliberate champ?
>>157800125nvm I'm a dumbass
>>157799817Why would he need to understand it when he keeps winning it?
>>157800095>Ball is 3 metres from the boundary line>Just knock it out of boundsHow wasn't it deliberate?
>>157800133meant for>>157800095
roaches really think merrett is the missing piece
>>157800114It was paid to the letter of the law tonight. If it was always paid when it should be there wouldn’t be a problem.
Imagine being one of the players after the game no one wants to interview
Rigged
>>157800157Wonder if anyone will interview Impey and ask him if he thought it was a free.
>>157800120Normally yes.In the context?No.Personally, I think these shouldn't be frees regardless. Too zealous.Especially given dropping the ball is practically not punished nowadays.
>>157800148they'd be playing in a grand final next week if they offered essendon adequate compensationhopefully for the sake of anyone else trading with them they have learned their lesson
>>157800157yeah...imagine...haha....
>>157800132*slurps your balls*what a shame, i guess you need to get rid of those gf tickets now
>>157800148no, they think him AND another key forward is the missing piece KEK
>>157800152For some reason football fans like you just don't have functioning brains.The issue isn't this specific call, it's the rule in general. Why is this so hard for you to understand?I fully admit the decision was right by the letter of the law, it doesn't change the fact that the law is dumb, and inconsistently officiated, and that the interpretation changes from week to week. Impey probably thought he could get away with that because everyone was getting away with it.
>>157800163>Normally yes.So it was a free?>In the context?>No.So you want the umpires to change the rules? Do you have a list of the new rules that will be used for the finals?
The faggot vic govt and gayfl obviously want 2 interstate teams in the finals. The fans will pump millions into the bankrupt vic economy with hotels and hookers and so on
>>157800157it's all canned lines and soundbites anyway, I'd just wanna shower and eat
>>157800171>I fully admit the decision was right by the letter of the lawGood. Nothing else to discuss.
I'm chief football poster of /alf/
Bring back throw-passing.Reduce the number on ground to 16.VFA had it right.
>>157800114>it remains extremely inconsistently officiatedA massive reason why that is isn't due to the rulebook, but the umpires themselves. Most senior umpires quit after the covid period. The umpires are for the most part like the current Richmond or Essendon sides; a team full of kids and incompetent retards who shit the bed constantly when put on the big stage. The can't move on the incompetent retards because they can only replace them with inexperienced kids and the kids that are out there don't have the experience to keep their head or the mental fortitude to make the tough calls.
>>157800173Well umps ultimately have discretion. This is literally the rules.
>>157800171noob here, what's the alternative? he gets called as tackled and then it's a throw in the air thing in front of hawthorn goal?it'd be my assumption that rule is in place to keep the game moving, to penalize someone for stopping play.
>>157800196>it'd be my assumption that rule is in place to keep the game moving, to penalize someone for stopping play.Yes.In 2005 Sydney used to hold the ball in all the time and force a ball up since they were a better stoppage team. If they didn't get a good stoppage they'd hold it in again and try again.Their games were typically 50 - 45 snoozers.
>>157800196ball up but it was in Brisbane's attacking 50
Impey was 100% hotb anyone who days otherwise is a cockroach
>>157800095I watched the replay. Very harsh call even if it was in the first minute of the game. The ball skipped up at him from 1m away, not an easy ball to control by any means.
>>157800179It's gonna be nothing but Fitzroy fans at the GF. Fred fans just cannot afford it period now. It's ridiculous.2018 might be the last time where a sizeable WA crowd go east. Even that was pricey, so was 2013, 2015 and 2005/6. Covid restricted the amount of planes permanently remember. In 2021 that wasn't as bad and there were plenty of planes because of lockdowns. That's not the case now. The planes have either been mothballed, sold or scrapped and airline businesses went under.
Darcy "certainly" Wilmot
>>157800196Yes, that's what the rule is there for, but it's impossible to adjudicate consistently. This instance at the end might've "technically" be the correct call, but every single game of AFL is full of these instances, and most of the time it's called a ball up. It's ambiguous; confusing rules are worse than a slower paced game.In my opinion they should just adopt a Rugby style rule where each team has maybe 2 times they're allowed to get tackled between goals scored, and if they're tackled for a ball up twice, then the opposing team gets the ball and the count resets. It at least keeps things simple and easy to understand.
HOLD THE LINELOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>157800204>Their games were typically 50 - 45 snoozers.that's what i call a high scoring affair
>>157799614
I think it's time we scrapped the Grand Final and did a playoff system. It's just too impractical for the AFL now.>vics will seethe this ruins things>arguably brings a bigger crowd than 1 day at the MCG
>>157800227>filenameheh
>>157800227kek I see what you mean
>>157800190I've been following AFL for like 21 years now, and there has never been a time where "holding the ball" is clear and easy to understand. Every single year it's a "hotly debated issue" and a point of contention.They must have changed the "interpretation" about 500 times in the past 21 years. It never settles.
>>157800227https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3MuUTmXNk
>>157800227for me, it's him bobbing his head up and down. daniel day lewis tier acting
>>157800219>I'VE BEEN TO MEEKATHARRA, MEEKATHARRA, MEEKATHARRA, MEEKATHARRA...
what's the m. lewis OOB? the roaches are fuming over that one too
>>157800227shaky ahh retard
>>157800227>IM NOT HOLDING THE BALL>WHY WOULD I LIE TO YOU
Hopefully next week Brisbane just bum rush Freo and kick 10 goals in the first quater, finish it off quick and fuck the purple faggots off, send em back to Perth with a 100 point grand final loss
>>157800248kek
>>157800243insufficient attempt/last touch he fisted over the line. it was there
>>157800227Ok, that might be holding even in the context kek.
>>157800227HOWLING
>>157799911I went there but their board is dead, their gameday thread was only 35 pages
>>157800216>Make the game more like Rugby to make it easier for idiots to understand How about instead of giving every team 2 chances to get tackled between goals - that's pretty complicated and you're going to have to put your beer down to use your fingers to count - why don't they just make it that if you are tackled you need to legally dispose of the ball or else you give away a free kick?
Low footy IQ. That's what it was
>>157800227hope the lions do this as a goal celebration
>>157800227sam mitchells coaching,l everyone
>>157800243It was called deliberate but it was the wrong call
>>157800227Given from where the umpire runs in from, this is closer to the angle of what he specifically sees.Unquestionably the right call.
>>157800227>AHHHH HE'S GRABBING MY BALLS SAVE ME UMPIE
It wasn't just the dodgy 50/50 holding the ballIt was the bullshit last touch out of bounds before that when it was touched by hands over the line. Then it was the bullshit "high" on zorko in the centre after he'd already kicked the ball which was going to be chopped off.Every decision went Brisbane's way.
>>157800243>hawks up but brisbane are charging with minutes left >ginnivan kicks to boundary designed to milk clock>lewis taps it OOB without gaining possession>called deliberateNo shit it was deliberate. Complete non-issue blown up by seething sooks
>>157800227K E K
>>157800272It's not complicated at all brainlet. Instead of having ambiguity around time, whether it's ok to drop, what counts as a "genuine attempt", what counts as "diving on it", you just remove all that crap and say you have two chances to get tackled before a turnover.
>>157800284Deliberate isn't a rule right?It's calleded insufficient intent isent it?
>>157800227>hawks fans will say this isn't holding
>>157800234Once upon a time if you dropped the ball on the ground mid tackle, you were holding the ball (well "dropping the ball").I want that rule back. You can't just drop it without even attempting to dispose of it correctly. That's bullshit ay. It looks so stupid too.You get moments where, with players hot on their heels, the player "snatches" and releases the ball multiple times to not get called holding. It looks so stupid. It should be that if you touch it and do that, you're holding the ball.
>>157800290It wasn't deliberate, I just saw it again
no sympathy roaches exist to bait free kicksead cunts
>>157800289calling the ball back from brisbane's forward for zorko was retarded time wasting, just call advantage
>>157800272>why don't they just make it that if you are tackled you need to legally dispose of the ball or else you give away a free kick?Because that will make players more reluctant to pick up the ball and create a weird, ugly brand of football.
>>157800227>gets called holding the ball>he's literally holding the ballHoly fuk
>>157800289>dodgy 50/50 holding the ball100% holding the ball. Zero attempt made, despite clearly being able to dispose of the ball.>>157800227
da wiz can hold his head high
>>157800306i saw it more times and it was deliberate
Is there ANYONE who gives a single FUCK about the game next week?
sam mitchell just cannot coach without playing to the rules cunts a fucking fraud
>>157800320No it wasn't deliberate
>>157800319He has to, the fucking manlet.
>>157800321*raises paw*
Insane the amount of people who watch this sport and don't understand the rules.
>>157800304you can change the interpretation as much as you want, you'll just create more undesirable side effects. in the current high pressure game if you penalize all forms of dropping the ball under any circumstance, everyone will start doing soccer kicks and hand taps because picking the ball up will be deemed unsafe and risky. might've been alright 30-40+ years ago when everyone was a fat, unfit pig and there was no interchange.
Kek Mitchell is sooking
>>157800304It's an important grey area where you can attempt to gain control of the ball without getting pinged.Remove it and there's even less incentive to go after the hard ball
>seething Sammy “fuck my wife” Mitchell blaming the umpslol
>>157800315I'm shocked he didn't just drop it, because that normally gets away with it nowadays. It used to be that was holding the ball if you merely dropped it. I think it's still technically that, but umps do not pay it.
wowee the hawthorn board is not pleased
hawthorn aren't a legitimate team
>>157800321Me. Seething I won’t be there.
the inside of my mouth is so fucking itchy it won't stop it's so annoying fuuckkkk
glad the Hawks lost, shall be supporting Lions next week
>>157800341He thinks he's a genuine Brownlow medalist. Even Trent Cotchin didn't hold a celebration drinks when he was gifted a brownlow
>>157800321I give a FUCK about the impact it's going to have on my bank account and some chinky viccoid prozzy's arsehole
>>157800360Hayfever tablet lad
Apperently, austrlans are retarded. They intended to make a black box but the made orange cylinder instead
>sam bitchell seethingKWAB
People saying that umps go on a power trip with discretion are 100% correct if you've ever umpired a match. It's unavoidable. You try hard to resist it, but your brain can't.This is why the Judiciary in canberra deserve the rope.
Which club has the most active bigboomer "board"?
>>157800304Absolutely. There's so much focus on the "holding the ball" rule that they've completely ignored the second part of it that it must legally be disposed of after the fact. You just can't throw it away or drop it to the ground but umpires are being specifically taught to adjudicate solely on an attempt being made and if one is made; then play on.
>>157800362<3
https://youtu.be/CfyarJjRG9kFREDREO
One team will have to wear their clash jumper next week>>157800380most norph customers in existence post on that forum so probably them
>>157800380Collingwood.
Iggs
RC would've been to see seethe about bane... shame he's largely missed all this...
>>157800385love that he included the hashtags
>>157800227>hollywoodhawks2.mp4
Jarman "Genius Monster" Impey
>>157800397d O S n ?OSn?
UH OH STINKY
>>157800397>full albumsebbo champion, we've got lives to live
jarman would be feeling very impey right now
>Jarman “holding this ball like it was my baby” Impey
>>157800402He's missed all of it because he's dead
>>157800385Bro is going to be dodging the killing curse all week
Thank you Jar Man.
>>157800344That's literally the reason for why it is that way and I disagree, I think it prevents hard ball and makes the game more like soccer with fouls. We don't want that.You must commit to the ball or face consequences. The issue is more when you tap it on. That's a little different to what I was talking about, but I could see that getting pinged on accident if the rule is changed.
>both teams that won their qualifying final lost their prelim lol lmao even
>>157800413lol
how good's footy?
Imagine being a footy umpire and constantly having derros wanting to kill you and your entire family
Mitchell is done sooking He's looking to next year now
i dindu nuffin
>>157800448Why does String look so old? Does Islam age you?
>>157800451We don't live in brazil, nothing ever happens.>>157800454Kek.
>>157800448Do you have a business proposition for me?
>>157800451Now imagine being a south american soccer referee
>>157800429vale
>>157800380Judging by post count, Adelaide.>>157800400Nah, Carlton is way more active than Collingwood given who runs it.
i sent it btw
>>157800465The more gambling gets infested into sport, the more likely this will start happening here.
>>157800487cringe
>>157800487Sent it to who? On what?
>>157800487the censors will block it
>>157800487lame
>>157799854pringies
The issue with the umpiring is the umpires changed their interpretations specifically because the decisions would have benefited Hawthorn.The Lewis one is RIDICULOUS, he is running full speed and has basically zero chance to control a tumbling ball from that direction. He wants to catch the ball and have his momentum carry himself over the line YET he can’t get there in time to do that.You simply can’t penalise him for not being able to control that ball, you’re penalising him for not doing the impossible. YES, it’s advantageous for Hawthorn to avoid the lasso in that scenario, but you don’t change your interpretation just because it’s beneficial to the leading team. In the context of a Prelim with the scores how they were, it’s legitimately the worst umpiring decision I have ever witnessed.
>>157800508they did
love the seethe, keep it coming
>>157800518it was deliberate by ginnivan, lewis is a mere patsyspirit of the law wins
Protip: play really good footy so the umpires decisions can't fuck you
Why does Shaun Burgoyne call Erin Philips "Auntie Erin" in that Colorbond and?
>>157800537REEEEE
>>157800537this. Hawks were like 88% efficiency by foot and kicked 10.1 or something. git gud and maggots can't bother you
>>157800347Did he actually do that? Didn't see the coach press conferences.
footy?
Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag?
>>157800557>>157800575>entry level garbage from the 00s
this nigga goin to war with the jannies
>>157800585Our smartest tradie goes to work
>>157800585Does a better job than most tradies here nowadays.
getting better at watching pr0n for a bit then resuming, pacing and not blowing my load
>>157800583
>>157800557Is this the big breasted Australian woman that keeps getting posted here? Extremely grim if so.Also, I now hate my parents.
>>157800604I am staggered he is 100 yrs old.He looks 70.
>>157800609yea must be hard having a small dick
>>157800619well that doco was made 30 years ago
>>157800621at first was like watbut then i lol'd
>>157800594>Bulldogs2031-2035.webmCrisp.
>>157800621HOWLING
>>157800621imagine driving past and just whipping it with an extension cord
>>157800621normally prolapses make me squee but this is just crazydo you think shes been trying to force a shit (that doesn't exist) for so long it started 'lapsin'
>>157800621
>>157800621Is she consciously doing that or has she had those drugs that make you a zombie?Pretty sad if zombie. Somebody probably raped her to cause that.
excuse me janitor there is porn on my blue board!!!!!!
>>157800487>love from alfspastic he's not gonna know what that means"love from /afl/ on /sp/" now that'll be funny
JANNY, THE FUCK YOU PAID FOR NIGGA
>>157800667>Hyrox station
>>157800655>‘lapsin’Fuck you
>>157800621>stop when light flashing
>>157800697the misso
>>157800697almost got 2 birds with 1 stone
>>157800697those are roaches mate
>>157800697KEK
>>157800715been on the web since 2001 and this is the first time ive actually watched 2g1cpretty tame really
>>157800715shame it's mousse
>>157800715A classicHaven't seen this in 10 yearsShe has nice tits doesn't she?
>>157800744Nearly all scat performers use fake poo
whats your fav scatman john song? for me itshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic2Cjw7kydI
>>157800756not the ones I frequent
Made a eporner account
>>157800746Next time it will be a tomahawk you fluro maggot cunt. Nice headband and feminine tattoos
>>157800557ew she looks like my sister
Scat fetish is demented, dirty and disgusting, rotten reallyEfro fetis is the gentlemans fetishWatching a hot woman take a big shit is splendid
>>157800712>shiiiiii
fucking hell I just shat a lot, gonna have a tummy ache for the next hour
I've just taken my largest crap in decades
>>157800697>far right seething at boundary umpkek
>>157800771It likely is fake, amateurs can source fake poo from extreme fetish markets
>>157800814>>157800816is this like when women's periods sync up
>>157800821The far right are always seething about something
Watching hot women pissing or shitting on the toilet is hotWomen just look hot on the toilet
>>157800814>>157800816hmmm
>>157800814>>157800816Wtf did you eat
>>157800834Wagyu rumps
from a thrilling footy match with cuntroversial ending to porn posting and chatting about literal shit an hour and a bit lateri love alf so much it's unreal
>>157800465this but inside a qt soccer referee
>>157800778meant stepsister iykwim haha
nothing funnier than hawthorn being exposed on a national level for the vile organisation they are. absolute grubs. >throw shit on the mcg turf>send death threats to umpires >throw shit at umpires >sicily chimps out after the siren>mitchell sooks post gameyep it's hawthorn alright
>>157800756when I developed a scat fetish from porn and took a nibble of my own actual shit and then later found out they use fake shit in porn I felt like a fool
>>157800878>Eating a guy's shitSounds pretty gay
>>157800874>sicily chimps out after the sirenfantastic, hate that cunt
>>157800886I was safe and identified as a girl as I shatted it out, so it was a girl shit
I used to say I had a crippling scat porn addiction but I was wrong, it was just women taking a shit not scat
>>157800874>>157800887kek just watched it again, what a fucking grub. that's your "captain" roaches?
>/gayfl/ is a literal shit eating general
>>157800874
Like I said EFRO is the gentleman's fetish, scat is revolting
Top tier: Women using the toiletHigh-low tier*: Drinking contents of said toilet visitBottom tier: Eating contents of said toilet visit*Tier depends on how hot the lady is and the drink delivery system
>>157800930RC is/was our leader, after all
>>157800930it was only a nibble and I only did it once
>>157800930Thats scatfags for you
>>157800937rc is dead mate
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
>>157800930not even a big deal champ
Do you guys cut your sandwiches/toasties horizontally or diagonally?
>>157800988diagonal
>>157800988diagnoal because i like the crusts
>>157800886BEEP BOOP
>>157800988I cut them into soldiers
>>157800988star of david
>>157801017woah
>>157801064him and that smug cunt Ginnivan, hope they both get fined
>the best seasons tend to be the ones where non-vic teams win the premCoincidence?
>>157799614why did like the OP have a preloaded image minutes after the loss of said player that supposedly according to the umpires fuck up?like their were two ops with basically the same image with an OP from australia and one from the united states?>>157799600
>>157800988Toastie diagonal, sandwich horizontal
reckon it'd feel sick to put your dick and balls on an airhockey table
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/2026-preliminary-final-hawks-pipped-at-the-post-opposition-fans-stay-out-or-see-red-no-second-chances.1414566/post-93440558
The best seasons are the ones where the prelims are better than the grand final itself
>>157801093>top pinned post is a suicide noticekwab
>>157801084suss fed shit
>>157801093these cunts are fucking stupid
>committing sudoku because your team lostJust a game mate
>>157800133>what was deliberate champ?not your birth
>>157801143Majak Daw levels of commitment
>>157801143the less hawthorn supporters the better
>>157801121>www.jlingz.com
>>157801084this is weird
rip iggs hipp 2024
Alright lads, what's the tip next weekend?
Beer is the plebbiest alcohol
>>157801258oscar allen norm smith
>>157801258praying for MY Fred but Bane have the experience. Just hope they cooked themselves today
>>157801093>Hurr durr he had zero priorIrrelevant when you had a hand free to drop it on the boot the entire time. Hawkroach supporters confirmed cazzie spazzes
>>157801263>gee oscar, your mum lets you have TWO middle names?!
>>157801328yeah they are braindead desu, no genuine attempt
>>157801374/bigo/ we eating good tonight
>>157801064Surely that's a fine
>>157801404>that by-linecheekybut yeah the umps are mic'd for finals right? Sicily definitely and I hope faggot Ginnivan gets done too
>All the teams left in the AFL are interstate teams>The last two Victorian teams were Hawthorn and Geelong>The VFL final is tomorrow>Geelong vs HawthornLiterally the Victorian Grand Final is on tomorrow. Free on ABC / ABCiview.
Evening lads, greatest ever game of footy ruined by a scumbag umpire who doesn’t know how to put the whistle away in the last minute of a final
>>157800715
>>157801434t. me during the 2023 grand final
>>157801434blow it out your arse cunt hawthorn live by the umps it's only fair they die by the umps
>>157801434eat shit
Lohmann the Showmann
that's a nasty gash
>>157801519I swear Bolton had a bad one too when he was being interviewed post-game on Friday
>>157801519Hawks went the fist to try and injure the Lions' best players.
>>157801558
>>157801519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Pq5H0odaI
>>157801558Do you remember who interviewed him? I'll try and find it
>>157801586think it was Abby but can't be sure
>hawks website making no mention of the gamejej
>>157801586>>157801593was on field if that helps
>>157801519/bigo/bros..... awgmi?
What a match. Was well worth the $2 bus fare.
hawks haven't been this flat since jhwaks arse got leaked
Particularly liked this.
>noooo you have to let us break the rules >>157801728 kek swansperrgs seetthing
>>157801728>G-Geelong supporters are on my side>ROBBED RIGHT IN FRONT OF MElove it, them losing this way has generated way more salt
>>157801728>NOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T PAY A FREEKICK THAT WAS CLEARLY THERE!!!>Y-Y-Y-YOU JUST CAN'T!!!
>>157801664jhawksperg in shambles
wife is over the moon with that win, just saw her texting her phone about what i assume means Big Brisbane Celebration haha
>>157801797My missus loved the game. She was really enthralled in it, honestly think she got converted. About three quarters during the game (I think? It was around the time Chol was on the bench getting his feet worked on) she asked if these games get uploaded anywhere as she'd like to watch some more.
shut the fuck up dickhead you’re the saddest cunt here posting shit like that for years on end never once been funny just shut the fuck up
>>157801874crisp
>>157801874Someone's boyfriend got torn up by a big strong sudo.
>>157801874Agreed. That jhawk poster should give it up.
>>157801874
>>157801728>Already had two Geelong supporters tell me that you can't be paying that holding the ball in a preliminary finalObvious lie. Cats supporters fucking hate the hawks and wouldn't be making excuses for them
>>157801819is your missus hot? can u post a pic of her please?
>>157801797fuck off jeet
>>157801954Reading the Cats' thread of it and one of the posters there is going off on the umpires and all the other posters are calling him a retard.So there might be a few.
>>157799856hey redditor how about you make your own videos instead of reposting what you find here
>>157801962
>>157801962yallah
>>157802069Wtf is this real?
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>>157802085yep. seems legit to me....
>>157802085If they left out spilling it over himself when drinking and the mentos I would've bought it, since I was thinking that I'd probably do the same thing.Of course everything is bottled at the factory, but that thought didn't come until later.
IF Wharfie time is in consideration for Grand Final dayTHEN Country Roads for Charlie Cameron should surely have equal consideration for the big dance
>>157801728>it was the wrong call because 2 random geelong supporters also said so!kek what an utter spasticplease send more roach meltdowns if you have any
>>157800152Did he have prior?
>>157802094ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>157802229no silly jaxon prior got delisted by the lions and now plays for the dosn! silly nugget head!
https://twitter.com/x/status/2101253507512930483Absolutely crisp.
>>157802337made a newy>>157802337
>>157802085so you don't know?
>>157802345>Early>After midnightThis thread will never hit autosage now.
>>157802394It looks real to me.
>>157802272SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE
LET THE ROACHES HIT THE FLOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>157801585man I wish his mouth was closed in that because then you could black and white it and it would be art.
>>157802085It's true. All of it.
