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Preliminary Final 1.
Hawthorn vs Brisbane
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>>157798271
greatest play i've ever seen
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>>157798132
NOT okay with this glazing of a known child sex offender
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Do NOT want to see interracial couples in advertising.
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HAWKIES
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>>157798271
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Does Ginnivan not have a left hand/foot?
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I hope that Hawthorn will win but I think that Brisbane will win.
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Bane?
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Cat status?
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>nat edwards
begone
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>Acoustic guitar
National anthem is going to be a shit show.
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HAWKS
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>>157798295
sleeping
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>dockies
>judas barrass team
>judas allen team
one of these mob will win the hip. iggsbros i am NOT okay with this
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swansbros... their welcome to country mogs ours...
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>no didgeridoo or sticks
WA has the superior ceremony
>>157798271
OH NO NO NO
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Uncle Col sounds like he's gone hard on the darts.
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>>157798299
Steel string (cringe) or classical (crisp)?
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>>157798295
In the grand final tomorrow.
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HAHAHAHAHA
GAY!
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oh my god I had to mute it
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lmfao as soon as i saw the guitar i knew this would be bad
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Dads drunk and talking shit about welcome to country
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BOOOOO BRING US THE QTS
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>advance basedstralia fair
melbourne delenda est
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Don't know about you guys, but I'm PUMPED and filled with energy after that anthem rendition.
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YOUNG AND FREE
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who fucking thought that was a good idea my goodness might be the worst rendition I've ever heard
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Don't think I've ever cringed during the anthem before
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>>157798315
Crisp Dadza
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>thought it was on at 730
>turned the telly on while I cook dinner
>its starting
why are they playing at sundowners time
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Just need to get a lady singer with a big voice to just belt it out.

Julie Anthony is still the gold standard.
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>>157798325
i don't get it either, it's been a saturday night for the last few years
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>>157798325
>>157798328
so banies can fly home tonight should they win
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>>157798325
AFL house are desperate for their twilight grand final so this is basically a test run
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>>157798328
>>157798325
Haven't they had a twilight prelim for the past 10 odd years?
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SHUT THE FUCK UP IDIOTS, THE FUCKING FOOTY IS STARTING!
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>Neale
KWAB
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>Neale dead
NO REFUNDS COLLINGWOOD
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>>157798327
Nah, don’t need a wannabe diva, just someone who sings it well without making it about themselves
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>neale concussed in the first 5 seconds
suspend the cunt
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>>157798271
I want to see Pauline do welcome to country at the Granny
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>one of them missing the grandfinal for that
HOWLING
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he got knocked out then
why isnt he off the ground
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this games fucking boring
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>Neale staying on with no HIA
kekekekek

What cheating.
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>>157798341
The country being Israel
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le wizard watson
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WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD
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>>157798339
Don't mean the ones who change the notes or string it out. Just belt it out strongly.
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I want Brisbane to win, so next week we can hear the butt hurt Victorian's reclaim them as Fitzroy.
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Why did it have to be Whateley on commentary...

Is it worth switching to channel 7 and just accepting the ads?
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Hawthorn are the premiers
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COUNTRY COON
TAKE ME HOME
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>>157798360
Hodgey and BT on 7
not bad but hodge is a biased cunt
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How can he be a wizard when he hasn't even kept his virginity until 30 yet?
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Sam Draper on going bald watch
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>>157798350
That's who controls her.
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>Brisbane doctors looked at the footage
>Lachie Neale does NOT need a HIA
Seems legit.
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>>157798360
i did
don't mind huddo but whateley and lyon is unbearable
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turf looks like absolute patchwork
fuck americans and american dicksuckers
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>>157798364
As long as there's no James Brayshaw or that fat useless fuck Xander.
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>>157798360
Radio pill.
mpv https://afl-alive-hls-002-uptls.akamaized.net/livell/aflradio_2/playlist.m3u8
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on my way on my way on my way
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>shitwood
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>Err what do we do?
>Let's call Youi and ask
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>>157798370
I hope no one does their knee or ankle because of it.
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>>157798370
I hate them so much it’s unreal
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Conjured a free out of no where there. A real wizard.
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>eyes roll back in head
>lying on the ground asleep
>send trainer out for '''hia''' test
>yep he passed
holy kek cunts have been dragged and nit allowed to play the following week for hits half as bad as that lmao
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making some crumpets with peanut butter
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swansoid here, I want lions to win because I hate the Hawks
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flopping little tossers, fuck the hawks
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Lions say Lachie Neale is "just winded".
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>>157798387
Plus no Victorian teams in the Granny. Kek
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>>157798381
yeah that would be sooo terrible haha
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>>157798386
>peanut butter
*vomits*
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Thinking Bane will shit the bed here.
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wasn't sure if I was really hearing the Harry Potter music or if I was slipping into psychosis kek
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>>157798377
concussion and suspension neither can play next week yep
>>157798380
why are they both asian
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>Fremantle guy gets elbowed in the head and stunned
>No HIA needed :^)

>Neale gets KOed
>No HIA needed :^)

Geelong the only team that puts player health ahead of winning when they ruled Tom Stewart out last year.
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WATSON…
NICK WATSON…
GOALS
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who /bigo/ watch here?
go bane btw fuck these roaches
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>commentators already trying to get newcombe off
Embarrassing.
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>>157798364
Biased to who? he played for both these teams
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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Love watching a team in brown and yellow play another team in brown and yellow who for some inexplicable reason is not wearing the red fitzroy jumper
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#freekickhawthorn
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go LIONS
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ty gallop has a skull like a butternut pumpkin
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CMON BANE
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>Prelims are now shootouts
What happened to defence?
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>>157798407
hawks. first thing he said when neale got heemed was 'theres absolutely no malice in that he got pushed'
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>>157798419
STAND
STAND
STAND
FIFTY METRES CUNT
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THE HAWKS WILL BE PREMIERS
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harris andrews has been EXPOSED
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>>157798422
Double suspension really.

Hawks guy who pushed him in
AND
Hawks guy who heemed him.
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>>157798419
Brisbane got beaten by like 150 twice this year. Their defence is dogshit.
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HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM
HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM
HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM HAPPY TEAM
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blokes don't get suspended in prelim week. barry hall in 05 should have taught you that
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>>157798430
this, suspend them both
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hawks r da best
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rayners tattoos are so disgusting
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Lads, Darcy just posted
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considering how much grabbing around the waist goes on i'm surprised more players don't get hit in the balls
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>>157798442
Is that the one with the butterfly on his thigh?
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Sicily is gonna lose his shit. Clock is ticking.
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>allen calling for it surrounded by 3 hawks players
spastic
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>>157798454
blokes have an hidden sense/intuition to not whack each other in the balls by accident.

you are a woman for not knowing this. post your breasts and your cunt NOW.
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>>157798467
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ASHCROFT,.THE WHITE MANS DAICOS
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>Neale hit in the head AGAIN
Sorry Collingwood, NO REFUNDS
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>>157798467
playing rugby, there were a number of times when i grabbed a chunk of john's john while making a tackle
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>>157798480
wat
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woman who lives above me has been stomping around in circles in heels for the last hour, no idea wtf she's doing
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>>157798489
>Rugby players
>Grabbing penises
You don't say.
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>>157798496
well yeah, its proper tackling - not the halfarsed tackles you see in afl
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HE JUGGLED THAT OVER THE LINE.
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>nrlsperg justifying grabbing penises
what a fucking faggot kek
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What do these two teams think about each other?
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>>157798498
> runs around the field ramming his thumb up the oppositions ass
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Very nice goal.

Side note: Black boots look so weird now.
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>>157798504
Not fond
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BANE
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where was the goalkeeper?
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Yeah these two sides are definitely beating the dockers.
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Chol took some very short steps.
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Well Fredchads, it was a good run while it lasted. Only hope >we have is these cunts ravaging each other with injuries
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>>157798512
>black boots
>full height socks
>long sleeve guernsey, tucked in
THE footy uniform
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bigo having a blindah
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Uh, protected area?
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CHOL YOU BIG DUMB N
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The other problem the dockers have is that their last game will have been at the SCG. Very different from the MCG and might mess with their rhythm a bit.
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>>157798529
i only do the boots and socks, still wear a sleeveless guernsey
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dadza calls all these jigaboo players majak daw
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>>157798537
most dire finals umpiring I saw was last night, absolutely suffocated any flow. dunno how today will go
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High Scoring Good Footy
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>>157798442
I think he's a bad influence to Will
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>>157798550
his are also shit yes
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>>157798540
Is SCG narrower and/or smaller? I feel like extra space at the 'G helps their run and chain style plus allows their forwards to actually lead into space.
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kek
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>>157798553
The SCG is like a circle. The MCG is a bigger, longer ground.
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If an umpire ever gave a bullshit high casll against me I'd go up to him (or her) and be like "I'll show high contact, cunt" then chin them
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>>157798553
yes to both. the pockets are also shallower. the scg is a strange shape, being noticeably wider on the broadcast wing
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>>157798553
>Is SCG narrower and/or smaller?
Way shorter (forward 50s are closer). Can't remember if it's narrower, I know geelong is.
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>>157798547
four quarters of twenty minutes of it
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>>157798556
kek at least he's consistent in finals I suppose
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what the fudge why is the game on already
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>>157798556
vanishes when an actual good defender plays on him
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Fuck I didnt know it was on either
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might rugby tackle my cock later haha
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>>157798556
>>157798570
>when pearce just threw him out the contest and took an easy chest mark inside the swasn 50
i kek'd hard and knew then fred would win (they were still 3 goals down at that point)
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jameth thithily
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baking
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>>157798566
amnesty with NRL (they didn't put a game on last night)
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>>157798579
good rugby's shit
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>>157798559
you won't do shit champ
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>>157798582
kinda looks like brent harvey
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Kai "Disappearing Act" Lohman
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>>157798403
>daughter in law?!
>daughter in law?!
>slut
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Good kicking is good football
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>>157798582
crazy how some women grow actual beards
you ever see those aboriginal women with real stubble? crazy
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insane score for how little disposals have been made in the game, no team has had more than 100 yet
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If Nat Fyfe was a sharpened spoonerism he'd be Fat Knife
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>>157798587
can't believe they named a medal after him
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>>157798582
>>157798591
imagine the jungle in her knickers
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>>157798594
sensible chuckle
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>>157798593
yeah it's a bit overwhelming...
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>Lohman invisible
Hate this useless cunt downhill skier
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>>157798593
Neither team is playing defence. It's basketball at the moment.
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>>157798582
god i bet it grips like a wet gorilla fist
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>>157798605
>a wet gorilla fist
kek
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>>157798125
miss this lil nigga
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my hands are registered as lethal weapons if Id go to jail if I even pushed someone
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Draper is a bit of a bed shitter desu.
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that was good from 65
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>>157798616
Ya he's blowing it
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>>157798612
Based retard strength
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>>157798616
Dosn special
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Notice the blow-in frog isn’t here to watch “his” team. Flaggots are always the same
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>>157798624
kek
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why were they booing? did they show a picture of quaynor?
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>>157798608
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>>157798626
have it on good authority he is serving a three dayer
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>>157798634
Crisp proxy enjoyer
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Sam Mitchell = genius coach
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Will Day have an impact?
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>9.1
uh bros? aren't they meant to be missing some??
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>>157798640
he May Day
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Sam 'Genius Coachster' Mitchell
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>pissbane
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time is a flat circle...
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>Hawthorn going at 95% by foot
Good kicking is good football.
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>>157798616
why did bane go after draper and allen and not good players again?
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What's a melt?
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>>157798271
What the actual fuck is happening here

What the fuck is this

Why is everyone wearing booty shorts shit looks gay as fuck on top of being totally unintelligible
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We are the Hawks of Dingley town
We wear the colours brown and gold
Go HAWKIES
hawthorn hawkies
Will kick the winking Scre
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it makes my WA family seethe that Brisbane keeps winning and I (a Queenslander) don't really watch this.
Are brissy gonna win this?
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>>157798650
They were available to be abused by the free agency system.
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weddle :3
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>>157798653
Can you shart yourself someplace else
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Sam "Dog Shit" Draper
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>>157798653
Please watch my sport, we have an American playing in the super bowl next week.
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>>157798655
>Are brissy gonna win this?
If they have more points at the end of the game, yes
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>dosn
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>>157798616
THIS
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>Out of bounds on the full
Get this man into a Hyrox competition.
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>>157798629
I think they're saying boo-urns
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Essendon DOG
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>>157798666
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>>157798653
It’s gay as fuck, luckily I’m gay so I love everyone minute of it ;D
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Worst final incoming.
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Hawks are fun to watch with their kicking skills
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Fucking Brisbane. Gifting this shit cunt team a Grand Final.
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>10.1

ELITE FOOTY
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umps don't want bane to win this
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Good kicking is good football
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WEEDLE :3
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>70% kicking efficiency is elite
>Hawthorn going at 88%
Luckerdogging it.
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>brisbane 3 pea- ACK
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Is Kane cornes too harsh on certain players?
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People from Hawthorn are just richer and better in every way than people from other suburb
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Crazy how different the crowd and atmosphere is compared to last nights game
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>>157798689
>It's the first half
Brisbane hasn't felt the sudden death pressure yet. Only when it's on the line will Brisbane start to feel alive.
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>>157798691
He’s a dishonest (You) merchant
>>
End of an era for Brisbane
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cam "jim" raynor
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>Hawthorn going at unheard of efficiency
>10.1
>Only leading by 23
Hawthorn can't keep this up all game. Brisbane will shit it home in the second half.
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Eric "Spud" Hipwood
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kai lohmann more like kai lowpossessionsinfinalsman
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racist free
>>
Anyone else feel like buying some YOUI insurance?
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>>157798711
kai might need a trip to turkey in a couple years
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>>157798707
Eric "HSGF Aficionado" Hipwood
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>in a couple years
FOY
>>
COUNTRY COON
TAKE ME HOME
>>
COUNTRY ROADS
TAKE ME HOME
TO THE PLACE
I BELONG
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WEST CIRGINIA

MOUNTAIN MOMMA
>>
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>>157798720
pardon?
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That's not a foul
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TEHHHHK MEH HOOOOOOME
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>>157798720
Explain this one? Missing the 'of' ?
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Ryan "Moe" Lester
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FOOTY FOOTY FOOTY
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>sounds magical!
>>
How good is footy?
>>
Ryan "Child Mo" Lester
>>
Awww fuck it was fun while it lasted
>>
>>157798729
FOYsperg running out of battles to fight, so hes creating enemies
>>
>disable advanced tracking protection on firefox
>disable ublock origin
>change DNS to cloudflare
>"Please unblock mcl.io and spur.us to continue"
>Open Microsoft Edge
>Just Werks™
God I hate this site
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>>157798735
reasonably
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oh yeah of course this time the match is 3 hours earlier than usual
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>>157798738
FOY
>>
Roach bros? What the fuck is happening?
>>
DA WIZ
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>>157798744
we were just talking about you. anon said you were on a three dayer
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>>157798741
firefox works fine on linux, but on my windows i constantly get issues with the captcha
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WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD WIZARD
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>>157798744
blame rugbytards and the AFL for kowtowing to them
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ニク "ウィザード" ワトソン
>>
Nick "genius wizard" Watson
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>Win point
>Smack the turf
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THATS A COLES GOAL
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>>157798741
You can have all those tracking protection and ublock origin on.
mcl and spur need to be able to run when you're using fresh cookies. After you're a trusted poster they can be blocked.

tl;dr stop getting banned.
>>
Half time
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>>157798753
we aren't playing a nrl game next saturday so your final has breathing room
just a couple codes trying to get along
>>
67
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>>157798762
Thanks
>>
Need someone to clock Nick Watson in the jaw.
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>>157798753
Pretty sure it's so Bane can fly home earlier should they make the gf
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>>157798750
Time to stop posting on wangblows then
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>Independent Doctor doesn't pull Lachie Neale for a HIA
How badly does someone need to get heemed for the afl to step in?
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>>157798763
pvl has had a couple big wins wouldn't surprise me if he got a big head and tried fixturing an nrl prelim final against the afl gf next year
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>>157798762
stealing this mick for next year
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>>157798749
merely enjoying a good decadent saturday morning sleep, and I'm just in time for the comeback too
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>>157798768
Next week Voss will heem him or Sicily guaranteed
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Amazing so far
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Fremantle are so stuffed. No way will they be mentally up for it.
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>>157798774
he wouldnt put it on an afternoon, thats not a good time for viewership
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Are manlets a cheat code?
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Lions will mog second half, it's already starting to break open.
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>>157798705
this
hawthorn will not kick 20.1 or something, they'll start missing then it'll even up
>>
ump assisted comeback
>>
It's a game of inches
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>>157798678
>>157798783
keep saying it
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Can you cucks believe Norf took Zane Duursma over Nick Watson?

What were they THINKING?
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Half time tunes

https://soundcloud.com/samgellaitry/paper
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>>157798785
Only if they're high profile.

No one cared about Caleb Daniels, but if he was the #3 pick then oh boy wowee.
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Bane are just getting warmed up.
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>>157798803
norf is a poor club environment who don't have a clue about player development. watson would have been a bust there.
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>>157798697
Sydney flogs are peahearts, the Fred contingent were loud as
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ニク "一寸法師" ワトソン
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>>157798817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZCumy6G294
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>>157798825
post more english roses
>>
Dockers will crush either of these
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>>157798825
gosh I fucking love slags. could easily spend a month just going around the uk. manchester, liverpool, leeds,sheffield, bristol, nottingham on friday and saturday nights and just root slags
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>>157798825
I could de-slag her.
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banebros....
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Mind if I give the half time rev up?
>>
Thanks to that anon for suggesting a diff browser, I’ve literally been unable to post for like 2 weeks cause of the spur bullshit. Absolute retard for not realising that would work
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>>157798851
Last time I went to leeds I drunk 14 pints and woke up on a bench outside the train station with no shoes or socks and some rocks shoved up my arsehole
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>>157798825
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>>157798873
are you ok now?
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>>157798873
based WABA
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>Thanks to that anon for suggesting a diff browser, I’ve literally been unable to post for like 2 weeks cause of the spur bullshit.
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>>157798881
They tried to silence him
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>>157798887
you think waba would be floored after just 14 pints? lmao
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>>157798885
Yeah but my arsehole has never been the same i struggle to hold in farts, the rocks were like half fist sized and there was about 5 of them
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>>157798889
I know you’ve missed me it’s ok
>>
Who's the bigger nowhere cunt Lohman or Curnow?
>>
Do people really enjoy running? I see people running in the streets and the gym and none of them look they they’re enjoying it
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>>157798895
Nah but I reckon he'd love rocks up his arse
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>>157798907
Sometimes when I see women running I scream at them and try to punch them
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>>157798907
runners high is a real thing but it doesn't happen always
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>>157798866
even waterfox works fine, just firefox official has issues
>>
>>157798907
Shutup you fat cunt
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>>157798911
Crisp swooping bird
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>>157798896
Can you fart rocks?
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you blokes excited for the summer of cricket™
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>>157798907
i hate running. it's why i don't want to play footy anymore

Yes i am a big fat smelly whale of a cunt
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>>157798924
G’night mate
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T minus 2 days until the crowning of Nicholas J Daicos.
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>>157798927
All 9 days of it?
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>>157798907
It's cope and literal running from their problems
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>>157798873
When I was a kid I used to put a polly pocket doll up my arse and poop it out and pretend I was giving birth
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>>157798927
No im not a boomer or a brown
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>>157798927
corrrr
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>>157798907
I trail run around 35k a week through a track that runs onto beaches, along cliffs into
Its awesome mate, you get into a rhythm and into a real meditative sort of state after a while and its different every time, early morning fog, when its hotter the phenols from the oils in the trees just hang in the air and soak into ya see heaps of wildlife too
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>not supporting the hawks
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>>157798946
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>>157798907
The actual act feels like shit.
You feel good afterwards though for a good job done. If you're lucky you'll get a dopamine flood during the run.
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Lol he fucked it
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>Shank
>Shank
So it begins.
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unrealistic?
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>>157798684
>>
Bane players know this has slipped away you feel
Can tell by the body language
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haha nice kicking idiots
>>
Scumpires reaching new lows
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>>157798963
Why would I do all of that when I could just do meth
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Hawks just blew it Lions will reel this in no worries
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Kane Cornes getting racist towards Chol
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>Hipwood 15M out
>Kicks it to someone 40M away
kwab
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NINETY METRE GOAL (30 metre run + 60 metre kick)
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>>157798976
crisp autistic who can't read people
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how did that other guy mess up his 30s wind up kick from inside the zone when this guy can just kick it with perfect precision while running
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Footchads, we have been feasting during the prelims.
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>>157798985
more like Awol kek
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Cop that Chol ya fuckin thug
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Nick "Diving Faggot" Watson
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W I Z A R D
I
Z
A
R
D
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Has a big forward kicked a bag in the grand final in the last 20 years? It always seems to be small forwards.
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Watsons best game? Been elite in the midfield
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He's such a flopping faggot
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surely that music is copyrighted
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>>157798271
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>>157799014
He has 4 """goals""" so far.
2x ducking free kick goals
1x goal that should've been kicking in danger.

He's only had 1 legit goal so far.
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Country Harry Potter take me to hogwarts its the place I belong west gryffindor mountain Voldemort take me hogwarts country Harry Potter
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Absolute shank of a goal.
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>>157799020
see >>157798881
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>>157799020
Would point the leafblower at her to see the skin ripple. Corrrr.
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>>157799020
Don't reckon my knob could even reach through that.
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>>157799013
Fritsch kicked 6 in 2021
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>>157799013
from memory

roughead 5 in 2014 or 15
fritsch 6 in 2021 (if he counts)
think riewoldt kicked 5 in one of them
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bigobros....
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>>157799020
arse way too fat no way she can properly clean it after a big sloppy poo
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>>157799027
its highly malleable, you just move it to the side
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>>157799020
WOOD

Easton Wood
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Bring back real men like Mark Jacko Jackson
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>>157799033
pero pero pero
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They just won't die
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>>157799033
Fat use rags on a stick or helpers. Your too proud to be a helper?
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>hear us roar
>walking in a lions wonderland
those signs are extremely gay
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is lohman a growman or a showman?
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>>157799033
And you know every shit she takes is a sloppy one.
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good game this
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>>157799039
The strong silent type.
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Hawkies? What the fuck are we doing?
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>>157798705
FUCK THE ROACHES
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Hope everyones got their apologising muscles warmed up.
>>
Rollercoaster of a game
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>>157799054
wobble-to-and-froman
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DEPORT CHOL
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bog standard game this is
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>>157799051
we are a sanitised, hr monitored, politically correct cuntry now
>>
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>>157799065
fukken kek
i enjoyed this
thanks
>>
>be 48kg
>knocked around by 80kg athletes
>get paid
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>Eric Hipwood "don't argue"
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i'm smart
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Watching this game and, yeah it's close, but I reckon in 5 years I won't even remember this as being one of the good prelims.
>>
>>
Morris has been playing well at half forward for the lions
>>
Can't fucking stand this Watson prick, even worse that he's so good
>>
>no Showman
>>
uh roachies?
>>
>>157799078
I assume he thought it was a free since Charlie Cameron got punched in the head. He was effectively holding up the play to give Cameron the ball when he got tackled so pushed them away.
When the umpire didn't pay a free he looks like a retard.
>>
Hipwood always looks like he's gonna fuck up whatever he touches.
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>>157799088
Cats vs Bane a few years ago for mine

One of the great prelims
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hawthorn could really use a zach merrett right now
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Its not over yet.
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>>157799104
He'd dosn it up like Draper.
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>poopees thought they had a chance
>>157799107
it is lol
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you hear that mr anderson?
that is the sound of inevitability
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>>157799104
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>>157799099
He has a good triangular head.
>>
Hawthorn really shit the bed huh
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>>157799099
yeah, like a simple school visit for example
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Andrews committing hate crimes on Chol
>>
They've just gassed out like Sydney did
>>
>maribyrnong chol
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Chol will decide the match, if he continues to do nothing they lose
>>
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>>157799117
Blew their load in the first half after the week off but Brisbane just absorbed the pressure, stayed close enough and started to break it open.
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chol is shit
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>>157799102
Gave us an absolute kino photo (game winning goal for Geelong) but since Brisbane came back to win it didn't get the use it deserved.
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>>157799126
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>>157799125
>Get a week off
>gas out
Kek
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>>157799088
it's exciting but sloppy, like my ex misso. but you have media bobbleheads out here claiming last night's bedshit was an enthralling high skill from the clouds comeback, so who knows what's going to be memed into the zeitgeist.
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>>157799130
>>157799131
heh
>>
Bullshit cheat fucking scump cunts get fucked dickheads fucking done with this rigged shit fuck the afl
>>
Can’t believe anyone ever doubted Brisbane
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Hawthorn don't even want to defend their left side
>>
#freekickhawthorn
>>
now that's some proper kicking
>>
>>157799138
They'll talk this up. when Bane threepeat, as some great comeback when Bane have been in this the whole game.
>>
Its going to be a fucking good GF Freo vs Lions
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>no victorian grand final teams for 2 straight years
This is ridiculous. Royal commission NOW.
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>Lead by 22
>Trailing by 20
>40 point turn around
This got Sydney memed on last night.
>>
morrision is shit
>>
>Hawks get knocked out of the AFL on Saturday
>Lose the VFL grand final (Geelong vs Hawthorn) on Sunday
It's been a good weekend.
>>
>>157799158
pienonce not beating the allegations fr
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Its not looking good
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>>157799155
Could be a proper shootout if Fred kick straight. Glad it looks like it'll be a unique GF match up
>>
poothorn's defence is so bad
>>
>>157799158
That's why the AFL brought in the "Affirmative Action Round"
>>
Kai Lohman and Oscar Allen in a spa later tonight covered in coconut oil deep toungueing each other
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>>157799164
he doesn’t hold the hose mate
>>
Hope Allen does his ACL in the last qtr and misses all of 2027
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>>157799164
Based albo
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Chols not doing too well. Might be too heavy. - Dave
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day and newcombe have been genuinely useless this game
aren't they meant to be a grade midfielders?
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>>157799186
Same
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*does nothing*
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>>157799186
Chol is my brother from another race.
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>>157799186
what are you basing this on?
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>freo > sydney > brisbane > hawthorn > freo...
Rock, paper, scissors, stripper's arsecheek top 4.
Should've done a round robin to decide the premiers like the wogball world cups in the 50s.
>>
Why did they drop reeves?
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>>157799196
Calsher Dear would've been handy about now.
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>>157799186
thats ai using features of phyllis from the office
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>>157799173
:o me in the bushes watching
>>
So why are the AFL trying to rig it against Hawthorn? Do they need to consolidate the queensland market a bit more?
>>
>>157799198
aleer aliir's misso
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>>157799196
>one disposal
fucking ONE? kek
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>>157799207
it was always going to get evened up after the shocking first half display, have you ever seen a game of footy?
>>
>>157799203
gone to the dees and fair enough too
mabior is an okay second ruck but useless beyond that
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>>157799208
Saw Aliirs misso irl a few weeks ago and she has big tits.
Reckon she could be pregnant again desu

She also looked like the most trashy of the port wags.
>>
gib stream link bros
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>>157799199
A round robin is a format in which every participant interacts with every other participant, ensuring equal opportunity. The term likely originates from an 18th-century petition signed in a circle to conceal the first signer, though it may also derive from 16th-century English street swindlers. Today it most commonly refers to a sports tournament where each team or player faces every other competitor at least once, with the winner decided by total points stick that whiskey bottle up your ass like your a bad girl let me hear you moan slut rather than elimination. It also appears in sports betting (a wager that generates multiple parlays from a set of picks), computer science (a scheduling algorithm that rotates tasks evenly across systems), and brainstorming (a technique where participants take turns contributing ideas sequentially).
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>>157799158
>>157799159
kek
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eat shit hawthorn cocksuckers
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>>157799219
>She also looked like the most trashy of the port wags.
she had to be to mate with a midnight
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If Brisbane scores the next goal the wife is getting hit and possibly kicked on the floor
>>
>>157799225
>people won't give me a job because they unfairly judge me by my face tatts
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>>157799230
Warm up them knuckles
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>>157799230
Wife bros...
>>
First to 100 usually wins
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>>157799221
http://www.fawanews.sc/
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Well done to the genius for losing yet another finals campaign KEK
>>
Getting a touch embarrassing.
>>
>>157799230
Only effective kick you'll get tonight, Chol
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>can hear my chinese housemate choking in the next room
Should I help him
>>
Why did both teams who got a week off gas out?
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>>157799245
how do you know he's chinese? because his name is Chol?
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>>157799245
Would he help you if you were choking?
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>>157799245
rape him lol
>>
FIRST TO 100

often wins
>>
They win this with Zach merrett
>>
>>157799245
sure he's not just talking on the phone?
>>
>>157799243
kek
>>
Here come the hawks. Told you theyd win it.
>>
100 years of basedbane dominance
>>
>>157799259
kek
>>
cant wait to see the score worm!
>>
Do the Hawks have a sniff here?

Sniffbros?
>>
>>157799271
*unzips*
>>
>>157799269
how come auckland doesn't have a team?
>>
Thought it was straight out on the full.
t. Blind
>>
Charlie wont kick goals if theres no country road
>>
If a team reaches 100 points first they have a 79.3% chance of winning the game.
>>
>>157799280
Same lol
>>
>>157799280
>>157799285
go goal umpire school
you are qualifid
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>>157799279
They play rugby exclusively.
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B I G
E
N
D
E
R
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>>157799279
Too busy supporting Brisbane
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>>157799282
Yes, it's essentially true — a widely shared fan-tracked statistic (maintained via a spreadsheet) shows that in AFL games where both teams reach 100 points, the team that gets there first goes on to win roughly 79–80% of the time (around 260 of 328 such games since 2001 as of mid-2025). It's a well-known rule of thumb in AFL fandom, though it's not an official AFL statistic and the exact figure shifts slightly each round as new games are added.
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no merrett no hawthorn
haha get fucked roaches
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>>157799282
Historically the first team to reach 112 points win 100% of the time
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Thinking Brisbane should be forced to forfeit this game due to playing a concussed guy.
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BACK UNDER THE FRIDGE
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Great time to be a life long basedbane supporter
>>
I'm ok with babe 3peating because they're not real flags and just highlights how silly the concessions they have had.
>>
FUCK CHOL
>>
>Skin coloured headband
Have to say it's not a great look.
>>
CHOLL FUCKING DID SOMETHING
>>
>>
Fuck yeah chol
>>
BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC BBC
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Nigger
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>>157799305
>>157799297
hear hear brother
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>Baneposters
oh no no no
you got too cocky
>>
>>157799307
justice would be fred's zero concession list winning it
>>
why the fuck am i watching this sport
>>
make me a thread
>>
Basedbros im scared…
>>
>>157799332
meme comeback
loins are safe
>>
>lionizing brisbane
>>
Do the Hawks play haramball?
>>
Hawks win by 3 points screencap this
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nrlel is better
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I'm scared
>>
good fucken game boys
>>
what team does nick daicos play for?
>>
thought is was going mad hearing harry potter
>>
Why the fuck am I hearing Harry potter music
>>
impressive
>>
I'm so glad I stayed up for the game
>>
Fredbros we need some black magick to stop this
>>
>>157799363
Nick 'Wizard' Watson's after goal music.
>>
MAKE A FUCKING BRW THREAD
>>
Ward has been the difference these past 5 mins holy
>>
Can’t even call hawthorn reddit now
>>
>>157799363
Yeah im hearing that
>>
>>157799362
>>157799363
crisp schizo samefag
>>
catfriends I'm getting worried
>>
I started drinking for this game
>>
>>157799362
>>157799363
Cringe Watson shit that's totally ruining the vibe of this contest.
>>
It all started with Chol's goal. He gave the team hope.
>If this shitter can kick goals, we can too!
>>
Bane bros not like this….
>>
who deserves to win
>>
>>157799388
No one.
>>
oh my fucking god
>>
Fucking hate that midget cunt.
>>
holy shit
>>
Watson on 6
>>
POTTAH
>>
Dear oh dear
>>
Nick "wizard" daicos
>>
THE MOTHER FUCKING WIZARD
>>
Briban bwos
>>
I was assured 112 points was certain win
>>
Harris Andrews is looking like a slow spastic up there.
>>
>>157799367
yeah i really don't want to play hawks kek
brisbane either really but still i think >we match up better on them
>>157799370
definitely
>>
>>157799388
Fred
>>
First to 115 wins
>>
Next goal wins (if poo and pee) or next two goals wins (if bane).
>>
If Brisbane come back everyone is getting a wog gf this year
>>
loom*?
>>
Yeah lemme just choke to the 2nd most soulless npc club in the comp
AMAZING
>>
Brisbros…
>>
Should AI coaching be banned?
I'm sure ChatGPT came up with the comeback plan. Meanwhile Fagan is trying to come up with shit on the bench.
>>
AHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>
fredbros let's just hope these cunts run out on their feet completely
1 day less rest too
>>
Hawkbros…
>>
pretty sure Rayner threw that
>>
Elite game desu
MY Fred on the ropes
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>>157799420
COME ON BANES.
>>
WE ARE BACK
>>
scorewormbros
>>
Holy fuck what a mark
>>
What the fuck is this game
>>
HOLY SHIT
>>
Gunston pushed Andrews kek but great mark
>>
MITCHSTERS
>>
FUCK
>>
this fucking GAME BRSO
>>
Mark of his life
>>
Both these teams playing their grand final today. Hope they are both spent for Fred.
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BRISBANE WIN AND IM POOING MY UNDIES
>>
it's over
>>
This is 90s footy
>>
If Brisbane lose I will put an entire can of coke up my arse and post it
>>
It's 3am here. What a fucking game. I'm screaming
>>
HOW WAS THATR NOT 50?
>>
TOM BARE ASS
>>
wish Eleni was umpiring
>>
Whoever said earlier today this would be the real grand final you called it
>>
ARM FREE THE ENTIRE TIME
KEKEKEKEKEEK
>>
>>157799512
Shut up fucking vile brown yank
>>
KEEEEEEK
THE FIX IS IN I LOVE IT
>>
UMPIRES WIN THE GAME
>>
IMPEY YOU RETARD
>>
holy shit
>>
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
>>
UMPIRES
M
P
I
R
E
S
>>
it would be good if brisbane scored here
>>
NOOOO
>>
KAKAKAKAM<AMK KWAB KWAB KWAB
>>
YOU DUMBASS
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>CHIMPY

L M A O
M
A
O
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hawk TUAH lol
>>
That dude just lost them the season.
>>
can anyone explain what that fellow did wrong? not releasing the ball while being """tackled"""?
>>
Its over.
>>
>>157799490
fucking kek
>>
Not even a bane fan but that was 100% a free, could have kicked it at anytime
>>
HAHAHAA AHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAA

SUCK SHIT ROACHES
>>
AMAZING GAME THE SEETHE IS GOING TO BE IMMENSE
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>>157799545
Literally holding the ball.
>>
HAHAHAHAHA CLASSLESS ROACHES GET FUCKED
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KWABOTY
>>
HAWK TUAH
>>
holy fuck bros
>>
Unironically what was he thinking. Reckon he might neck himself
>>
never doubted :)
>>
>>157799545
he was feigning an attempt to get rid of the ball, but the umpire judged him to not be making sufficient effort (as displayed by the fact he put the ball to boot right after the whistle was blown)
>>
What a fucking match
>>
Kek they're throwing shit at the umps
>>
doesn't even try to get rid of it lmao
>>
>>157799554
Witness protection
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>>157799545
If you have an arm free (which he did) you must dispose of the ball. He just stood there.
>>
SHOULD HAVE PASSED ON LIKE YOUR FATHER IMPEY
>>
Rc was right
Its all rigged
Shan't be watching next week
>>
1 man 1 jar 1 little oopsie woopsie
>>
LIVE BY THE SWORD
DIE BY THE SWORD

#FREEKICKHAWTHORN
>>
REMINDER
james sicily will never win a premiership
>>
The ump did take their time calling it.
>>
>hawks fans chucking bottles
stay classy
>>
>>157799498
waiting warmly
>>
HANE BROS BANEBANEABBANEBANE BANE BAE FUCKING BASED HOLY FUCK
>>
anyone that thinks that wasn’t holding the ball is trans and retarded
>>
FRED CHADS WE ARE ALIVE
>>
SUCK SHIT YOU FUCKING CHEATING PRICTORIANS. EVEN WITH YOUR CHEATING WILDCARD "ADFFIRMATIVE ACTION ROUND" YOU STILL COULDN'T GET A SHIT VICTORIAN TEAM INTO THE GRANNY. US INTERSTATE TEAMS ARE GOING TO FUCK YOUR CHEATING COMPETITION OVER.
>>
>>157799580
Yep, gave him plenty of time
>>
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why didn't he kick it?
>>
>FILTHORN
>WHORETHORN
>HACKTHORN
>>
>>157799580
To be fair calling it too early there would have been riots.
>>
knew i should have made this $1k apiece
>>
Bullshit

Complete fucking bullshit

Fuck the umps
Fuck the afl
Games gone.

Get fucked.
>>
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NO VICTORIAN TEAM IN THE G/F FUCK YEAH
>>
Oscar Allen was the difference in the end, you're welcome beisbane
>>
>>157799597
If he kicks it there's a possibility Brisbane gets it. So hold it in and get a ball up so everyone can reset.

Only problem is clearly his arm was free.
>>
barrass is fucking seething on ch7 bagging the umps kek
>>
>>157799592
Yeah 100% arm free the whole time and when he knew it was gonna get called he insta kicked it

Brave call from the scumpires
>>
>>157799578
Mason Cox may have 2.
>>
>>157799613
SOO DELICIOUS !
>>
good game, dont bother switching to the nrl - its a pounding
>>
>>157799614
>>157799614
>>157799614
>>
Imaging ruining one of the great prelims. That umpire should never be allowed on a ground ever again
>>
BANE BROS
>>
>>157799592
How come tackling someone and spinning them 360° isn't holding the ball anymore?
>>
Fuck the AFL it's still the VFL and us interstate clubs are going to fuck this competition over. Bring on Tasmania.
>>
>>157799608
Objectively the correct call was made.
Give the umpire that made it a spot in the finals.
No fear, no favour shown.
>>
>>157799581
Umps would not have called that all day.
They suddenly brought the whistle out.
Kinda a joke.

That last 2 mins ruined the whole game for me.
Game was great until the umps arbitrarily decided to start calling frees again that weren't called all match.
>>
>>157799607
gambling should be banned.
Harmful to kids and women.
>>
>>157781240
for those who think holding onto the ball is a desirable quality in a footy player
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>>157799676
>Umps would not have called that all day.
Completely true, even though the free kick was 100% there and should be paid every single time. Most probably due to the fear at the outrage it might call.
The problem is that it isn't paid in other cases, not that it was in the case.
>>
nah reckon that game gets remembered now, what a spectacular ending. gotta love footy.
>>
>>157799676
>LE PUD DA WISSEL AWAY :(((
no. kill yourself boomer cunt.
>>
Do you blokes enjoy eating arse
>>
>>157799756
Is that you BT?



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