Ojiisan edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157787696
>>157806021Oshidashi? Nigga that was a chokeslam.
Officially it was oshitaoshi.
Gomen I assumed the third character was 出 and let my shitpost rip before checking.
https://streamable.com/9b371t
>>157805994I am once again asking.Who does Zak have his tits from? Grandpa Zak who is from his mother's side didnt have them, Kotonowaka didnt have them too.
>>157806227HE GOT EM FROM HIS MOMMA
>>157806227Maybe they're implants chud
I eat as much as a sumo wrestler without doing any of the exercise...
>>157805994I had to do a double take cause at a quick glance I thought this was Daieisho so then I wondered which alternate reality we entered where he became a Yokozuna
>>157806710That's a lot of fermented fish.
>>157806021>master of the bitch chokeMust be where Tamawashi got his technique.
>>157806764Must be where Kotozakura got hisuhhhhI dunno man I got nothing.
I think it's sad that Zak has been LARPing as his dad and grandpa in regards to his shikona. Like nigga forge your own path, they'll be proud of you regardless. Just don't go with Kotonofuji for the love of shikonaslop fuck.
Find myself looking forward to Fujinokawa's bouts the most out of anyone each dayAlso find it funny how Aonishiki just exists to ruin Atamifuji's basho, great rivalry
Pusher THRUSTER
>>157807137It's nice now that he's not forcing a matta every day
>OdairyuyamamaumihoshooMy shikona :)
I miss Sekiwake Wakatakakage
>>157808009RIP
pretty shit boring card tomorrow, ngl
>>157808139>cardits called 'kumi
they can call it what they like
>>157808009We'll be lucky to even see makushitakakage at this point.
>>157808139They had to call up mitakeumi from the minor leagues to save the show
>>157807750This desu senpai. His wins feel legit now.
>>157808227>Wakatakakoga vs KogaYep, we need this kino...
>Kazuma 1-6ogre brothers
>>157808009That's Sekiwakewakatakakageseki to you, plebian.
For me, it's Kotozakura.
>>157808227Injury is that bad huh?
>>157808343Just google Compartment Syndrome, and you'll get your answer.The fact that it was so bad to where it almost killed him is insane.
>>157808009every time, in every picture, there is an unbridled hag.... lusting
>>157808343wakatakatakatakatakatakatakage's scar from his fasciotomy (compartment syndrome surgery)
>>157808343likely career ending, he's lucky he got it treated when he did and didnt just brush it off
>>157808517surgery? pussy should have healed on the dohyo
so this is the power of a "future ozeki".........
>>157808517End his name with -seki you dishonourable faggot.
wakatakakakakakasuiseiseki
>>157809090this desu desu
Wakaflockakage
>no koga todayeasy skip
>>157810335you should not post black people here. sumo is the white mans sport. you dishonor our sacred traditions.
>>157810927>sumo is the white mans sportYou were saying, chud?
Please do not post blacks here.Please do not poz sumo.
Eisei on a mad run
>>157806021They didn't muck around in the olden days. None of this "wait wait I'm not ready" shit
Just tuning in. Any fun matches in the lower ranks today.
Getting comfy, about to open a live feed to have the lower ranks stuff playing in the background while I browse Yahoo Japan Auctions for car parts. How is everyone?>AlsoI thought it was very professional & honorable of Asakoryu to pick up Wakamotoharu's sagari after their match yesterday. I've come to appreciate the rikishi who take a moment to offer such courtesies to their opponent, and those who actually take the hand gestures after winning seriously.
how much does it cost to rent a kimono girl for the day?
>>157805994>cucked out of two yushos this year>probably cucked out of ozeki promotionHow much do you think Atamin despises Aonishiki?
Roga Yusho
>>157810335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFiPANvxfDg
>>157808488Nah, that's just Naruto Oyakata's resting disappointed face.
>>157817873
>>157817146Are you retarded?
>>157818042>Atamishill seething lmao
At first I was like wtf, how does someone this light get into the ranks, but then he goes and pulls off the win.
Do I have time to go get snacks before the main bouts begin? I have something like three hours, right?
>>157818435Nope.
>>157814446Had to miss a day yesterday, may Allah forgive me, due to helping with organizing the elections. Some diplomat from the other end of the world came by to see how we're doing things and we immediately kicked it off by talking about how shit it is to be around Indians. Now it's gonna be comfy time though, maybe draft some things up while fat is slapped around. I'm gravitating towards manlet fights, they always put their best to it, and Fujinokawa's now actually acting like a Sekiwake despite the sudden jump from a 8-7, definitely deserves a Fighting Spirit. Kotoeiho has almost singlehandedly tanked my Kachi Clash, IDK what is happening with him.
>>157818547>we immediately kicked it off by talking about how shit it is to be around Indians.kek based
>>157818465
>>157818547>Kotoeiho has almost singlehandedly tanked my Kachi Clash, IDK what is happening with him.m1 gets all the hard matches at the beginning
>>157818764Yeah, makes sense, actually.
>>157818547>Kotoeiho has almost singlehandedly tanked my Kachi ClashI told you he was getting jobbed out, he's joi now. His reward for doing so well last basho is to become the personal jobber for all sanyaku. Credit to the lad he's actually doing an okay job too. At least he doesn't look completely out of place. Size difference between him and some of them is very noticeable though.
Takanosho always looks like a real tough mean son of a bitch and then when they start fighting he just rolls over if his opponent is even remotely good
>>157818435>Do I have time to go get snacks before the main bouts begin?Dude we're still at Makushita 40 something, you've got like 30 minutes until Juryo maybe longer and almost an hour or even potentially longer until makuuchi
>>157819139Some of us live quite a ways away from the nearest grocery store, Anon.
>>157819195You're a fuckin' hour out in the sticks?
>>157819238Round trip.
>>157819288I mean... If you go now you might have time.
>>157819336No, you go.
>>157819139Thank you, anon.>>157818465>>157819195You lied to me. Your mawashi is dirty.
>>157819426chronicle the snack adventure and blogpost about it when you're back. Buy something sumo themed.
>>157804305>horseshitryu>threatening for a yusho
>>157806850He IS forging his own path WHILE carrying them with him. The anglo mind could never comprehend this.
AKUA!!!
>>157819574
>>157808009WakatakaKOGA's career is over, he is never coming back from that injury, he is just milking his salary as long as he can get it and will intai as soon as he falls out of the lucrative portion of the banzuke. Just be happy for the guy, he has a pretty excellent career. Not Dan tier excellent, but he has a couple yushoes and made sanyaku, which is a lot better than more japs can do. So what if he has to pay for parking in Tokyo for the rest of his life? He can probably afford it and even if he can't they have pretty good public transportation in japan
>>157818306That's fucking Yamatou, apologize now.
>>157819700I think they caught it in time to outright say he cant return. If he will be top level tier again we will see. But i cant imagine him not making a comeback.
>>157818306>starving stableHmm... I wonder where the chanko goes.
>>157819700Going out on a top division win is as good as it gets at least
WTK is going zensho on his first basho back
>>157819869Imagine fighting a giant memory foam mattress.
Imagine fighting against a twig and losing.
I think the usual crew is hitting channels with strikes again, I wonder which channel will be strangely immune.
VPN + ABEMA
>>157820068That's why most youtube channels went down a couple days ago.
Ryuden just hovered.
Death to Ruyden
>>157819906I would hope so since he will probably be down in division 3 or 4 when hes cleared.
God damnit. Kagayaki may finally achieve something. He does not deserve our adulation. This cannot stand.
>>157819700why do danfaggots hate japan so much
>>157811794God bless the NFL for taking any prospect to be line backers and keeping them away from sumo
>go to watch days matches on youtube>top comment spoils all the results>close videoMotherfucking piece of shit
>>157820395You could always head on down to the the ForeverCove and grab yourself a Large/Sushi.
>>157820395>
Midnight provides a very transformative watching experience and does not deserve to be hit with DMCA complaints, unlike others
>>157820414sekrit klub posting is pretty cringe man
>>157820395https://www.youtube.com/@sumo-video/videos
While it is mathematically still possible to get 12, I don't see Atamin losing only 1 in the remaining 8 days, Onosato, Kirishima and Zak all look in shape. I am just hoping he can get 9 or 10 to keep the ozeki bid alive in November.
>>157820435Retard
>>157820470if leodickinson and ahenka haven't been mass reported by midnight's fagbag team yet then natto is safe too
>>157820486I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>157806850Yeah look at this fucking loser. He should've forged his own path.
>>157820433I hope that fag gets nuked finally
middyGOD once again making /sumo/ seethe!love to see it!
>>157820547ok tranny
SINGERU PAKKU MINI
>>157806850what path? Sumo is sumo, he wants to go up in rank. Was he supposed to be a gyoji instead so some dumbass on 4chan wouldn't think he was copying his dad
>>157820623MINI???
Hakuho!
>>157820709Hakuho!
Helluva fight for old man Mitakeumi. Neo-Hakuho still rolling though.
>>157820709Usukhbayar Demidjamts
the fucking australian retard isn't on? the fuck
>>157820717Orcish names are crazy.
>>157820719sorry, best we can do is raja
>>157820719abema copyright strike, he's on kick
>>157820745thank you anonhe is not exactly my cup of tea but so far is the more entertaining channel showing it live, i should probably try to find somebody more to my tasteagain, thank you
Chiyoshoma gets to go home to his slampig wife so who really won?
wife
How bout a wrestler named Cockinasshole?
>>157820768you guys find the most mid bitches to simp for baka
>>157820768They have tactically set up two kimono hags today, one in each side, front row, so during the rituals and salt tossing, no matter which rikishi is on camera, one of the kimono hags is on frame
>>157820768looks like kotoeiho lol
Excited to see Takayasus "spin and walk out" move
>>157820781she is at least an 8 or 9 compared to the average nose piercing and tattoos american whore. dont even deny it.
>>157820781pointing out beauty is simping? are you ok?>>157820788might as well be his mom, but who cares
>>157820779
>>157820801>she is at least an 8 or 9
>>157820737Hiro Morita has the most unpleasant voice I have ever heard in a commentator, fingernails in a chalkboard, actually worse than anime bitches trying to act cute. I have no idea if he is well informed and knowledgeable, I immediately switch when I hear his nasal ass voice
>>157820832YWNBJ
>>157820831she is pretty, idk why you're putting other people down like that.
You Will Never Be Yokozuna
>>157820845Dan heard these exact words today...
>>157820832>I have no idea if he is well informed and knowledgeableMore than you will ever be.
I want to spread apart Stunto's cheeks and eat his ripe asshole while I jerk him off
z e r oerobanners
>>157820836Lol, fucking weeb, imagine wanting to be Japanese>>157820859Well he should write articles then, why the fuck is he talking, a face for radio equivalent of a voice
>>157820858real talk why do brownoids hate aonishiki so much?is it just because he is white?
Is this basho for Ono or Quadtits?
>>157820832hiro got ya seethin'?
>>157820883browns love dan though?
>>157820895Not really, just baffled, must be a nepobaby. I was just hoping for comfy Murray, but the jap commentators are actually already today
>>157820913Fact. It's because his shoulder is one of them!
>>157820881Hiro's been calling kinboshi for decades. It's his world. You just live in it.
This has to be the most whatever day ever
KINGbozan
Why is Kinbozans skin so bad? Looks like a plague victim. I can't imagine wrestling him and having to touch him. No offense.
>>157820931>His career in the broadcast industry began when he asked NHK producer Shigeno Tateno to give him a job, despite not having previous experience.Aha, well that explains a lot, who needs talent or skill when you have connection. >It's his world. You just live in it.Only if you can't speak Japanese, so that sounds like a you problem
>>157820935gonoyama fujiryoga and takayasu fujinokawa are all i'm looking forward to, really
>>157820956It's just stretch marks, Anon. Some are more visible than others, but most rikishi have them.
>>157820957>He was so good he got a top job with no experience.No, it sounds like a YOU problem, since you're the one bitching about it. I watch ABEMA.
Cammon Shishi
retardbros it's our time
>>157820957>got the job with no experiencechad shit
>>157820983>No, no, no... my rikishi has NOT injected himself with multiple mutagenic viruses from Resident Evil. I swear to you, he's just an ordinary, run-of-the-mill rikishi from Kazakhstan! Stretch marks, just stretch marks!
It's over retardbros
TO ALL THE HOOKERS IN THE WORLD
>>157821026Aonishiki you need to support Shishi, train him or something like Asashoryu did with Hakuho.
>>157821009>COMPLETE GLOBAL STRETCHMARKS
>>157820768
>>157821009I look like that... :(
holy ura
O_O
Holy shit, amazing stuff from Ura
Ura, the people's yokozuna>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>157821055>AmericanNot surprised
Urabros... are we ready for a yusho...?
PINK MAN WIZARD
The most Ura win.
>>157821077Cold, Suomi. Cold...
Ichiyamamoto has pledged a 0-15 to the spirits if they heal Wktkkage
Even Ura looked surprised he stayed in there.
>>157821096He has a win, anon.
>>157821128Proofs?
>>157820994Look sweaty, pointing out Hiro has a horrible voice is not bitching, just stating a simple fact and then wondering how he ever got a job commentating with such an unfortunate speech impediment is not unusual, could have been that you lot knew something about who he is related to, but obviously you know shit all about the matter and I'm sorry to have hurt your feelings
>>157821147
Dog beats wolf.
>>157821149>unfortunate speech impedimentenglish teacher-kun he spent his teen years in america. He's bilingual. Fuck are you talking about desu ka?
>>157821149Pitching an absolute fit, you are.
Is there a special name for a winless losing record?
>>157821212Zenpai
Takeru has no tachiai but he gets the wins anyway.
Gonoyama ran into a wall
>>157821263knocked the wall back about four feet
What exactly did Gonoyama think was going to happen? He avoided stepping out of the dohyo and spent three working days balancing there—without turning, without moving, completely motionless. Fujiryoga could have delivered the most savage, visceral tackle imaginable and sent him flying into the crowd; he’s lucky he was dealing with a rikishi who possesses hinkaku. Next time, if he doesn't plan on doing anything other than balancing on the tawara, he should just take a step and walk out himself. He’s going to end up getting injured thinking he’s Ura.
That looked like Kotoshoho win or torinaoshi
>>157821294retard
>>157821299Nah, that should have been looked at. Yoshi had top position, but he was off his feet.
>>157821192>>157821201Wtf?!? He sounds like he doesn't have a nose. Wow, you really can not hear it.. I really should pay more attention to the flags, amerilards, I'm going to have to stop responding to you, in sorry you guys are so deprived and don't know it. Yes, yes, of course, you are no 1, best in the world,
>>157821309No dead body doesn't apply there
>>157821312purease do not beito the baito onegai kudasai
Phew I was scared there.
ATAMIFUJI
Atamifuji! Smooth for such a s fat man
*turns fatly*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmy8sjpOMZ8
Not a great Basho for fish people
It almost seemed like Atami dragged his foot along the dirt when he did the throw, but it may just have been hovering?
>be Atamifuji>about to be pushed out of the dohyo>dislocate your ankle and spin your spherical body, rolling Kotoeiho over>end up forcing him out first>pop your ankle back into place (your body fat lubricates your joints, so you take no damage from dislocating them)>winOzeki Atamifuji
>>157821339lol, best of the best right there.
Looks like ex-asahi was right, while Atami improved his movement and balance he still barely gets a belt grip. Not that it is hindering him too much rn, but hopefully he can get even better if he improves on that
6/12 Atamifuji is halfway there.
What are the requirements for Ozeki?
>>15782135633 wins over three basho in sanyaku with at least 10 wins in the final of the three (which must be at sekiwake).
Jesus this little shit.
MY NIGGA
boomer bros...
>FUTURE IS NOW OLD MAN!
fujinokawa, the epitome of japanese high-rpm engines
>>157821356atami needs 12-3 at least
fujinokawa will get ozeki before atamifuji and yokozuna before kirishima and aonishiki
CAM ON CHURANOUMI *bang bang*
thats it for the rope
>>157821403FUCK YEAH
he's a fucking fake
The rope is vertical.
Kirishima, first Mongolian not to reach Yokozuna after Ozeki
>Every mongolian rikishi to ever get Ozeki has gone on to also become a Yokozun....ack
Unless I'm mistaken, Churanoumi is on pace to become the highest ranked wrestler from Okinawa in history.
>they'll just say oh it was an equivalent finish you can keep your run going next basho hahajust fucking end it
>>157821417>>157821420The JSA will reach an agreement under which Hoshoryu will drop to Ozeki and Kirishima will be promoted to Yokozuna, with the two rotating between the Yokozuna and Ozeki ranks based on their results. This arrangement will be the "Mongolian style," drawing inspiration from their nomadic lifestyle.
>>157821426He's not made for it. It's clear he's really desperate and trying extremely hard right now, and he's still not good enough. So if he were to somehow land yokozuna with the force pushing him to get there gone, it would turn into another horse situation
TWMMO
>gets left hand on belt>wins
SLAVA UKRAINI
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Gazpacho Maker>The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
>>157821445very stiff and upright until then, weird match
Churanoumi just randomly putting together his best run in the joi. Unless he crumbles the second week he will get his sanyaku debut post 30, respect
WHITE MAN!
>>157821450Dan really got some weight and he is much less nimble now. Plus no practice with said weight, lol
fuuuuuck
Nice, love seeing the fragile petal loose
hakuNO!
KTZ collapse has begun
Zak bout to 6-7
It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling down
>>157821488trying too hard, japanese vpn-san
By God this man will have his 8-7 and nothing more
aaaaand its gone
Maybe clean that mawashi
Backward Sato today?
Welp zak sure does know how to disappoint me
Yesterday was forward, today should be backwards
literally zero chance 'sato loses this one, takanosho is just going to trip over his own feet
>>157821500it's kinda smart if you think about it. always get paid, always eat, never have expectations. jsa don't say a word about him because he never misses time
Easy, it's coming home(Ishikawa-ken)
>Onosato is solo in the lead after first weekwe happy?
press Wwin
>>157821510Hmm, forward today again
>>157821541yeah
THE SLANT MAN MARCHES ON
Holy fucking shit that push force is insane, almost popped his kneecaps off on that edge
>>157821541This is how a yokozuna should perform so yes
>>157821541It's about fucking time.
>has generational humiliating defeat>resumes winning
apologize
I wonder what's gonna happen once he hurts his shoulder again. Onosato is still compensating for his left, guys need to start attacking that side.
>>157821561He used to primarily use his right so this is normal for him.
>>157821541>>Onosato is solo in the lead after first week>we happy?fucking thrilled to be honest family
>>157821559i'll apologize when he wins
>>157821561>Onosato wrecks his left shoulder>Kisenosato: Heal on the dohyo—keep fighting!>Onosato wrecks his right shoulder>Kisenosato: That heals on the dohyo—press on!>Onosato shatters both kneecaps from overexertion>Kisenosato: Onosato, you're a Yokozuna; you can't afford the disgrace of the operating room! The dohyo heals everything!>Onosato becomes patient zero for a new, mutated flu strain that causes him to lose 140kg>Kisenosato: just a cold! keep fighting!>Onosato suffers a severe neck injury during the tachiai against Maegashira 7 West Koga, leaving him completely paralyzed from the neck down>Kisenosato: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxjmW_OoxO4
>>157821557>be Hoshoryu
>>157821541Not me, i personally find him a very boring wrestler and i rather there were others tied with him right nowThat said its not about feelings, its obvious his shoulder is improving and its not his fault to be dominating, i just wish it was somebody else
>>157821741Same.
He's gonna send Asashoryu out to do his dohyo-iri in November and just hope nobody notices.
>>157821741god bless the anon that made this
>>157821770it's the faith. Onosato looks up to the gods and nods after he bows every single time. He knows who's in charge. The gods are capricious but they acknowledge his faith.
Over a year since the last Yokozuna promotion. Is sumo dying?
>>157821895>Is sumo dying?Yeah, you should probably go back to cricket or soccer, it's all downhill from here for sumo.
>>157821912>cricketJeetcoded post.
>>157821919is cricket not one of the british sports?
>>157821770I made that :)
>>157821312Can you not speak Japanese or something? Why are you listening to hiro retard
Changed kung fu guys to rikishi. Now it should be better
>>157822108Fuck missed one guy
>>157822127just fuck my shit up, opacity was off on one of my layers
The joke works better with Gen.
>>157821741I am not a big Onosato fan either, but I hope he either wins or gets a JY, he needs the confidence boost
>>157822192I am a big onosato fan and all I want is for him to get double digit wins. I watched him rise to where he is and seeing him suffer the way he did fucking gutted me, all I want is 10 wins, don't let those old faggots recommend you retire big guy. Bizarrely I feel the same toward Hoshoryu, it wasn't his choice to be elevated to yokozuna, they did it to him because they were afraid to have a basho with no yokozuna and now when he can't live up to it they're acting like it's his fault? Day of the pillow when
>Couldn't stay up last night due to a long Friday/Saturday and ran out of steam>Wake up and check results>Kirishima zuna run is dead and Atami kept the Ozeki charge goingGreat day for sumo wrestling!
The problem with Onosato was that he was like someone who had never truly felt powerless and still managed to grit his teeth in order to leverage victory. Like someone who just breezes through everything without any effort and wins all the time, but moment he faces any sort of resistance or obstacle, he crumbles completely, and it shows when he loses.
will he ever make it back
>>157822365He'll be intai within 3 basho.
>>157819574>Originally known as Toyononami, he changed his shikona to Akua in March 2014, after the Aqua World aquarium in his hometownkino
https://www.chunichi.co.jp/article/1313754> It's a good thing I didn't pull. I don't remember the bout at all. My body moved before I could think. He learned from Onosato, damn.
A second Onosato belt win has just hit Mr. President
Onosato needs to go more psycho mode like at the beginning of the basho
>>157822130we dont deserve the effort anon
>>157822970Wakatakakage looks like he has an extra chromosome
>>157822909He should consider staring at niggas really hard for very long more often, he might have a knack for it
>>157823371He needs a new corner routine where his assistant comes right up to the dohyo so Sato can stare at him.
>>157820832Are you sure you're not thinking of raja? His voice is utterly nauseating, his commentary has the depth of an atom and he is obviously ignorant of the current sumo zeitgeist.
>>157819869i hate the lower-rank fat-asses who just stand there will the other guy does all the real sumo. I hope they all died from heart attacks
>>157823444My only dislike with them is when they fall they could break legs and such of the guys who got them off their feet.
>>157823444If you can't defeat Dewanojo, you're not ready for makushita
alright at this point, hoping for fujinokawa yushothe best and most exciting manlet we've seen since ura, except he's better than ura cause he hasn't lost his knees
>>157823444Those are mostly the cooks, kitchen help, errand-runners and toilette cleaners; every stable has a few in order to run properly. see Koga etc
>>157822970>KirishimaKEKfrom the hair to the shine to the cameltoe that's amazing
I wanna see Tatsunami beyaslop where Hoshoryu is cooking and he's using his ceremonial sword to cut food.
>>157822970POV: you're a gravure idol and a Yakuza is your handler
>>157822970Its one of those photos you see in movies>This is my old unit in vietnam and somebody has been killing them one by one
>Daiseizan's Japanese name is Daisuke (Love):3c
It would be kinda funny if Tenshoyama won the makushita yusho without fighting Asahifuji, because Asahi lost to Tochitaikai
Oh wait that'd be Daisuki. Doesn't matter he's now Chinese Love to me.
>>157824588>Asahi goes 4-3 and only slides over to Ms1e>Tenshoyama yushos and goes to Juryo
>>157824554>大介No.
The fuck was that Zak match today.
>>157824649>Large>Jammed in
>>157824652Hakunofuji has wised to his tricks.
>>157823656This kind of post-processing is worse than AI slop
>>157824831It reminds me of the opening scene to the Godfather where the director intentionally made everything darker.
Shonannoumi onna winning streak
>>157805994This OP blows cock, it was nakabi and theres no mention of it whatsoever, just some boring pic of a barely relevant corpse
Dan 12-3Y incoming
>>157825145This you?
>leading the basho>get an easy draw into a 1-6 scrub>losewhy is he always so god damn disappointing
>>157825452I would shit more blood than the last time my piles went bang.
>>157825040>(tl note: onna means woman)
>>157825452I believe.
>>157825539sadogatake-oyakata...
>Possible Kotozakur-ACK! yusho
>>157825539Someone's gotta put the ACK in Zak
>>157825452>Aonishiki is starting to lose bouts on purpose to add some tension to the basho before winning>Kotozakura does the same, but in the opposite direction
And when he shall stand up, his kingdom shall be broken, and shall be divided toward the four winds of heaven; and not to his posterity, nor according to his dominion which he ruled: for his kingdom shall be plucked up, even for others beside those.Daniel 10:5
>>157821541Yes.
>>157826426I could be arrested for drawing this image by hand.
>>157826426
>>157821541About time.
>>157826351This except an image of Hakuho.
Nabatame on track to kk this basho despite having monkey pox. Zuna run starts in November
>>157827829Sorry to be the one to tell you think but upon making Makuuchi he intends to formally request the shikona of Miyabiyama from his fat fuck of a stablemaster.
>>157827868It's reserved for Koga. As much as Futagoyama seems like a nice guy he's very old school. There's no way he's giving it to Nabatame. He tried to laugh it off the last time he was asked about it.
>>157828499>there were no signs
>>157827829FutaGoyKing will give him shikona of Kusonoyama
Fresh baked
>>157829253>Stare at me like one of your French girls
>>157828802thats just no love deep web cover
>>157829253what the fuck is trying to stretch his eyes? what the fuck is he doing?
>>157829772Summoning spirits. He knows he can't win without evil.
>>157829772it's a well-kept secret that onosato is genuinely schizophrenic and believes he is fighting powerful demons and spirits on the dohyo. most of his esoteric buddhist rituals are kept behind closed doors, but some elements of the japanese voodoo sometimes escape the censors
>>157829253Me watching Zak piss away the yusho this morning.
>>157829772He knows how powerful the evil spirits have become while Hoshoryu has been Yokozuna. This is how hard he needs to focus to beat them.
>>157829943Sometimes the evil spirits are just too much and he has to flee.
>>157829253PSYCHOnosato
>>157826595kek
the thing people misunderstand about evil spirits is really they're vengeful spirits. once loosed upon the dohyou noone is immune to them, even if you were the one who summoned them in the first place
>I Stomped the Ring Every Morning to Drive Away Evil Spirits Because That's Just Tradition, But They're Actually Real, They're Furious, and Apparently They Have a Ranking System Too!?by Makoto Shinkai
The king is back
>>157831071obsessed horseshitter
Our 57kg boy passed the test!He'll be joining Takadagawa Beya as Shindou
>>157832435I say Yoisho! whenever i pick up my cat
how did this lil fella sneak in come on now
>>157836003beware of a little man in a profession where the man are usually large
>>157836003my question is how did musashigawa get another american on their team? i thought it was only one gaijin allowed
>>157836805Isn't his mother japanese? I remember reading somewhere that one of his parents is from mainland japan, and that he only has a parent that's american.
>>157837146His father was a rikishi in either Konishiki's or Musashimaru's stable iirc
>>157837327Sunahama was part of Takasago-beya so he was in the same stable as Konishiki.
>>157823414Pretty sure it was Hiro yesterday, but I immediately switch to Japanese commenting (but they are also often unbearable, their footy commentary is so bad, it rivals the Americans), when I hear it's not Murray. Brits really are the peak of commentators, never knew how well I had it back then, watching snooker etc is actually boring without BBC commentators, while it is the most comfy thing ever with them.
>>157839517it was raja yesterday
>>157839517K
Fujiryoga blasts Onosato into the orbit tonight.Fujinokawa shits on Kotozakura.Takayasu slaps Atamifuji down to Jonokuchi.Daieisho sends Kirishima back to Mongolia.Only bold predictions in this thread.
>>157841769Niggatame wins out on the rest of his matches for a jy.
>>157836805USA is the best country, the most powerful nation in all of human history, so the japs make exceptions for America out of respect
>>157841769Shishi shows up to the wrong match and they just let him go any ways because they fail to explain to him it isn't his turn
>>157841769I want all the sumo wrestlers to have a good time :)
>>157843045Get this hothead outta here.
>>157843045I hope they all get career ending injuries.
Get fucked fatso.
大和魂!!!
I like how you have a choice of four different characters for the "no" in your shikona.
>>157835160>>157836003The next Yamato...
>>157821770Where's the jump backwards for no reason button on Onosato's board
Mita taken down like a dog.
>>157844451behold my vision
Fuck me Tenshoyama is a giant.
>>157844701akebono 2.0
>>157844727Akebono had the arms of someone much taller.
>>157844701>>157844727Enho thinking "I do not need another giant to kill at this stage"
>>157839609Ah, well that explains the Hiro internet defense force getting so flustered with me. Pretty sure Hiro is shit too but I'll give him a chance again
>>157844727Acktually that's Hikarumusashi
>>157844733Akebono was just 7cm taller, but the body type is there, long legs and arms.>>157844763yeah not with those results
Asahifuji soon
Kaba-chan is cute and I’m tried of pretending she’s not.
Is the tape their wear all over their bodies heated or what? It can't just be regular shit like duct tape right
>>157844960Sports tape, braces and ace bandages as far as I know. Pisses the shinto association off, they want them up there without bandages for ritual purposes. I don't but only because without bandages ura's knee gravel would fall out.
The meatball stopped rolling.
>>157844987I was trying to think of some kind ball metaphor after that but that'll do
cold bukkake style
Ryuden gonna KK in Juryo, lol
Tamawashi!>The Ageless One>Tetsujin>Iron Man>The Pride of Ireland>Khan of Khans>an era of his own>22 years and counting>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
Tamakino
the best bout for tamawashi this year, no doubt.
Tamawashi still got some pride to give a fight while some jobbers at joi just go down
He is coming for that oldest guy with a makuuchi KK record, I believe
>>157836805He's got Japanese citizenship.
Kazuma straight up taking a break
China status?
>>157845195A billion people just ate tonkatsu.
Good dodge from Kyokukaiu
HAG ALERTHAG ALERT
shodai fucking sucks
You forgot to say Hakuho.
>>157845463Nope
I'm a good goyim and I like watching advertisements and getting excited for more advertisements
>>157845445>>perfect frame>>no visible injury>>not a single tape>>still losesmust be shodai
sumu :)
>>157845508poseryou hate sumo
>>157845511no!!
Can Ura finally take it?
>>157845527noit's big boy season
>>157845534who's the aritst?
Oho, you stupid fuck.
>>157845550this guy apparentlyhttps://www.instagram.com/madoka.elemadoka/
>>157845550It is just an ordinary pic of Onosato; however, it was taken at the peak of his power while he was preparing for a match, and his Yokozuna aura distorted the light. That is why it looks the way it does.
>>157845286
light the tardsignal
>>157845568thanks, what an incredible artist. fuck instagram though
what a fucking throw
Shishi 10-5 yusho
For a second I thought that retard was going to kill my boy.
While I'm happy with the win, feels like Shishi doesn't have a win plan at all
/ourretard/
the ghost of hakuho has entered the ring
>>157845597that random hair brushing definetely was a move
>>157845597He's just vibing, doing his own brand of sumo.
Ura...
>>157845597He gets away with panic improv sumo because of his height and leg strength, at least when he's fighting the bottom half of the maegashitter ranks.
>>157845631Taking it one day at a time
>>157845637>He gets away with panic improv sumo because of his height and leg strength, at least when he's fighting the bottom half of the maegashitter ranks. Pretty much this. Imagine what he could do with that height and legs if he had a clue.
Begone, vile beast!
Feels like the first time ever I've seen Shishi using actual technique to win a bout with that throw. He strikes me as a fumbling idiot low of IQ and horrible balance most of the time.
cheeky lil 2-6 staredown
bros think they are takayasu and hoshoryu with that stare lol
>every Koto- need to lose so that Kotozakura can win
>>157845688Shishi actually can wrestle and do some throws since he did wrestling prior to sumo. But it feels his retard brain forgot about that only to remember occasionally
total koto death
Never believe
respect for the elderly day, let takayasu win
>>157845704Kotoshoho won though. They showed his parents in the crowd.
>some hag screams Takayasu in background Oh no, they're believing
>>157845721not my problemtheir master roshi izakaya owner father is very based though
Takayasu phoned that in...
my Ozeki!
You see that cute lil' twirl he did? He thought it worked against onosato so it'd work against tomato. Thought wrong, brillo back, get fucked old man
I will try spinning...
7/12Maybe... just maybe.
>>157845751>19 boutsHOLY YOKOZUNA!
fuji is crazy this time
>>157845764Huh?
>Kotozakura cryingSTOP THE COUNT PLS STOP THE COUNT!!!!
8-7 zack bros... we're back
A gust of windblew the fragile petals off the tree, autumn is here
4 dirty titties
Zak on his way to 6-7 so he can do 8-7 at the last moment
I love this little nigga
kotozakura moves in slow motion. he looks so feeble.
>>157845764>he doesn't know about he secret boutslollmao even
>>157845785
and now daiesho ends kirishimas zuna hopes
based manlet
30th matchup between these two.
>>157845807LOL
Kirishima has been fumbling on the dohyo like some clown the whole basho
>>157845807prophet
THIS is your yokozuna?
>Kirishitteroh NONONObased Gyoji assist as well
I bet that lady sure feels stupid now
Poop chute.
>Kirishima, next Yokozu-ACK
Here's how he can still rope
>>157845807Thank god
No rope run in November
>daieisho kachii love this little nigga
>>157845838oh he'll rope alright just not in the way people think...
Antidan is scary
Shameful sumo by fujinokawa running away
White man, I kneel.
Yoshi was pissed
Now that was a tripoff
>no left hand belt grip>...win?This isn't how it is supposed to happen
>midnight refers to Dan as yokozuna>immediately panics and starts downplaying him
Hoshoryuesque if I may say so.
Aonishiki has to resort to dirty tricks like trips, throws and pushes to compete with real rikishi. pathetic.
>the failed state of yoshinofuji
>he's unironically watching midnight
>>157845877Only had to sacrifice his bad foot (again) to do it
>>157844972>they want them up there without bandagesMaybe they should just... let them heal properly?
>>157845883How dare he push or throw in my fatslap
>>157845886MidnightSumo is the heart and soul of the sport. He even has sumo in his name. You can't be a sumo fan and hate the face of sumo, poser.
Sonic will humiliate this clown
>>157845883lmao get fucked bitch
>>157845890they do, but the wrestlers choose not to
>>157845886it's in the OP rentryif you don't want people to watch it remove it
Derp.
very anticlimactic Sonic
Onosato summoned evil spirits to pull Fujiryoga down
Fujiryoga is so stupid wtf was that?
That ogre is dead set on ruining my kachi clash
Backward Sato today
Looked like Fujiryoga lost all by himself
>>157845890>Maybe they should just... let them heal properly?has nothing to do with why the shinto leaders don't want bandages on the dohyo.
Wait...what is Kinbozan doing there?
>>157845960kinbozan yusho!
>>157845960I'm from the future. He wins his first cup here.
>>157845960The power of allah...
>>157845960He is inevitable
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