shit storm looms
First for NRL
four and twenty pepper steak my mouth
>>157820275
>>157820264full context
>>157820296>things that dont matter
>>157818950>ashcroftgullshehi agree with your analysis but i expect the afl to let him off>>157820264it was ginnivan right? he deserves it but as a fred man ban neale i'm afraid
>noah>josh>riley>mitch>caleb>jai/jye/jy/jhye>logan>lachie>connor>bailey>samWhy is every player nowadays called one of these shit names? Most of them are from the country too of course.Meanwhile there are no more Simons, Davids, Nigels, Bretts, Tonys, and an extremely small number of Michaels, Chris's, Justins, Pauls.
who do bane play assuming neale gets suspended?
>>157820318what’s wrong with sam? :(
>>157820318>most of them are from the countrykek, dont think Mohammed, Ranjeet Chang and Bol are much better citycunt
>>157820267If you're snoring I shoot you again and finish the job you nonce cunt
>>157820345You've got plenty of mohammeds yourself you dumbfuck hick
>>157820333fremantle
>VFL Crowd: 12,941SOVL>Cats top of the table>Only lost 2 for the season>Get shat on by the Hawks2008 all over again.
>>157820318archie remy romy darcy
>wafl and vfl grandies are both blowoutssad!
>>157820359cutycunts talking tough is hilariousyou weak faggots might as well be women kek
>>157820377You're a national embarrassment, callum.
>>157820370although i just checked the sanfl one and it looks close, guess i'll watch that onei feel like this happened last year too, wafl/vfl were shit but sanfl was kino
>if you want to pay less rent you are... LE NONCE!
The VFL grand final is next weekend
>>157820384so random man, like oh my god lets do brunch at THE spot see if Tristan wants to come theres a new art installation made exclusively by oppressed minorities and like first nations people
>>157820300What is this expression called?
>>157820347bless you for having a crack mateanyway snorebros have it made
coburg vfl hip 2027
>Nonce Internet Defense Force
JUST
Sitting through all that shit was worth it.
>>157820300first sistagirl footballera true maverick
>knocked out of finals early after le bane shats final guaranteed>lose vfl granny after le vfl flag guaranteed>lose butters after trade guaranteed lmao
>>157820427the state league women runners/physios are mega qt
>>157820443so are the umps
>>157820427>>157820461God they would struggle to take my big 5.8 inches at first but I would get them erotically wet and they would love it
>Both Sicily and Barrass have been charged with “Engaging in Any Other Act of Misconduct” by the MRO.>Sicily is facing a $10k fine, while Barrass is facing a $5k fine.
>>157820440>Fall victim to the Burswood screwjob as the umpires force the Dockers through>Wind blows your banner to pieces before you can run through it>Get told someone is coming to you only for them to ditch you last minuteBeen a tough week and a bit.
In a shock to absolutely no one...
absolutely bannermogged
>>157820492Honestly should be weeks. Awful look for the game.There's already problems retaining umpires due to abuse and a small fine just encourages it/the bottle throwers.
>>157820515lmao
>>157820515Traditional regional club vs monied big club.
>>157820516this, their season is already over, give them both a week the cunts
scott tuah
>>157820515how are you watching this
The SANFL grand final is a pretty good game.6 point game late in the third.
>>157820535True but claremont represent the western suburbs, they have heaps of money.
>>157820565It’s on 7plus but so is the sanfl final which is a much better game
Should be put in jail if you name your kid Nick, basically sentencing them to be a cowardly, overrated midget going by the evidence.
>>157820595this but mick
>>157820572>>157820581go port btw
>>157820614slit your throat mickhead
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
>>157820617
mum called and texted me twice today to call her back. finally called her back, she still had to gall to describe herself as 'a mother willing to do anything for her children'. absolute delusion. she still thinks my ignoring of her is due to my diagnosed autism and not her terrible parenting. go swans.
>>157820630no-one gives a rat's tossbag you fuckwit fairweather faggot
looking forward to this general next year where the swans start poorly and their fairweather cocksucker fanbase stop posting for the year
>>157820605kek not far off
>>157820630breakfast status?
>>157820617>>157820625>61 seconds later
>>157820641you obviously care, because my blog gives you a reason to angrily lash out and feel powerful if only for a second. you'd enjoy this place less if I wasn't here. you're just a puppet on my string, just like my mother.
the collingwood loophole
Always a good recurring gag.
here come the redlegs
>spending your sunday watching amateur footballgod you cunts are sad
>>157820672>redlegsbut enough about what i call rippers after the fourth slap
>>157820677Stateleagues are soulful.
just posted a selfie on instragram so the people I went to school with know I'm still alive
>>157820690your classmates will stare at it for 2 seconds with zero brain activity before swiping to the next story
Tits
adelaide oval is basically full but optus is nearly empty kekwafc are idiots though
Just woke up
>>157820704>me when her pic doesn't show a glimpse of feet
>>157820704true, but I remain hotter and less of a fat cunt than all the other blokes on there
>>157820723based claremont player
>>157820723based bobby hill
the fix is in
aflw girls have really nice bums
sanfl granny looking good lads
>>157820722SANFL is a cracking game.WAFL is a smashing.Smart crowds.
>>157820752Why don't they wear something sexier like yoga pants or g strings
I am a incredibly lazy slovenly neet slob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asOvnGHwtDU
>>157820757yeah i'm a fred man but peel are raping claremont, wafc will be changing the rules after this lol
Wahs are falling apart
>>157820722been over this.norwood vs sturt is a big rivalry that hasn't happened in the gf since 1978peel vs claremont is literally the least appealing matchup for the wafl. the two smallest fan bases, peel fielding a full on fred team and the wafl types have always hated claremont so there's no neutral interest
Count down -> 5 minute warning -> Count up is vastly superior to all other options.Pure count up means you have no idea when the actual siren is due, so loses some tension.Pure count down means you know exactly how much time is left so loses some tension.
bold move by claremont to only want to play the second half
>>15782081405 and 06 grand finals showed this
>>157820797>the two smallest fan bases, and the wafl types have always hated claremont Why hate claremont? I know nothing about the wafl
Oh ash johnson i remember him
>shankkwabThat's why they call it the double blues.
>>157820797meanwhile the colts after this is a freo derby, should be kino
glasses qt on the redlegs bench
SOVL
>>157820903The one with the dump truck hips? Saw her as well.
been working out pretty hectic since January last year sort of in secret.been hiding me build for ages with clothes and got invited to a 30th at the beach last night. wore an open denim Sherpa jacket with jeans and thongs no shirt sort of unleash the rig.fugged a 30 year old who said she was a mum then went back to the party and fugged a 24 year old after taking some mdma with her.unironically just woke up, was already pissed before I got to the party from the footy. second party ive ever been to in my life
>>157820842Western suburbs cunts
hope u all paid attention this year in alf.after the end of the gf theres a quizand if u fail u get ur black ass banned
Fuck the aflFuck the umps
>>157820951/r/ThatHappened
>>157820961still crying about it sam?
>>157820959If I win is the prize some black ass?
>>157820951>open denim Sherpa jacket with jeans and thongscrisp power bottom
>>157820974there is literally nothing wrong with bottoming for milfs
>>157820951single gayest thing ive ever read. when even your fantasies drip with homoeroticism its time to come out the closet
>>157820653meant for>>157820974>>157820985
WE ARE TUBES AND WE ARE PROUDRIP OUR HEADS OFF SING IT LOUDSUCK OURGUTS OUT
Holy qties in the Adelaide crowd.
>>157820951
>>157820264Ae bookies taking action for Neale getting off?
Scam and a joke and an absolute rort
>>157820427Blows my mind this woman has a vagina tailor-built by evolution to accept penises just millimetres behind those shorts.
>>157821172but enough about climate change
>>157821172But enough about contemporary higher education
Fuckin hell there’s bushfires already?
>>157821172but enough about bushfires
banesperg spotted on bigfooty with the same talking points he tried to peddle on /afl/
fascinating
Eporner is really good
>>157821172crisp wa footy commission
>>157821246I’m the bloke that called Ralph and Xander AFL mouthpieces (which they are) in the last thread and I can assure you with full sincerity that is not me but I encourage you to contact him through bigfooty and let him know you’re onto him.
>appeals board head Georgina Coglhan KC see you later lachie
sorry catsook but neale is getting off, the afl is a corrupt piece of shit org and clearly makes difference decisions based on grand finals (rankine getting his sentence reduced so he could play in a potential granny, grubby cunt maynard getting off scot-free for ending brayshaw's career)
>>157821253It has a decent collection of 2000s AI upscales.
>>157821298would worship her feet, one in my moutth the other kicking my worthless cock
WA state of origin representative and WAFL premiership player Jaegar O'Meara
>>157821218misogynist amtisemitic white supremacist chud!
me and the missus
>>157821298
>>157821319Why can’t he get a game for Freo?
>>157821330>miscegenation
Lachie "Low Impulse Control" Neale
Who was the last player to miss a grand final due to suspension? Gaff for smashing Brayshaw's jaw?
>>157821330that cunt was a c-section, i'm sure of it
>>157821330bit going on here
>>157821330imagine how he looks without the beard balancing it out
>>157821361looks like a forceps job to me
what's he thinking right now?
>>157821382“fuck dem raciss umps i dindo nuffin” probably
>>157821387fat slut
Jarman "glued to the ball" Impey
>>157821387>muuum whats for din-
more like jarman chimpey KEKEKEKEKEKEKE
anyone else having total psychopath thoughts aha I’m going CRAZY
>>157821330
>>157821347He was injured all year then was replaced by O'driscoll who has since been replaced by Wagner.
>>157821424Why didn't he just dispose of it?
>be a bitch and try and waste time>get rekt
>>157821428crisp me when bice forgets to flush the coke before the ripper opens the door
>>157821424What do you call this move?
>>157821428probably because he got incorrectly pinged in the third quarter when he got a handball away, which cost his team a goal. if the umpire is going to incorrectly penalize legitimate disposals, your next instinct is to avoid disposing of it.at the end of the day, holding the ball is a dumb rule and has way too many semantics.
>>157821424looks like gay porn
>>157821424Ah Mcluggage you dirty rat! You've given me the old sticky sherrin. Now I'm stuck to the ball and can't dispose of it. How could you give your old pal the ol sticky sherrin?
>>157821437CFMEU Meeting
>>157821440He has a free arm to drop it on his boot. Like he eventually does after about 12 seconds. He legit gave the umpires no choice despite being given a very, very long time to get rid of it before they blew the whistle.
colts freo derby stating
what race is mccluggage
>>157821459martian
>>157821456Did you not read what I posted, anon? The umpire already got it wrong in the third quarter, which directly cost Hawthorn a goal.In a cut throat final, you don't have time to fully digest the semantics of a stupid rule in the heat of play. He got penalized for following the rules so his next instinct was to avoid a repeat of that umpiring error.
why do they want us to join the EU meatgrinder
neale to get off to send the hawks into a tizzy again
>>157821440>Um actually, a rule that's been in the game for over a hundred years and forms one of the core mechanics which form the basis of the game and how it's played, shouldn't actually be a rule because... Semantics!They were right about hawkikes
I wonder if McGrath went to Brisbane and McLuggage to Essendon how their development would have panned out
>>157821468he'll get off because it's a grand final that's all there is to it
>>157821473McLuggage would have ended up utter dogshit and delisted.
>>157821472>brainlet can't read
>>157821459maltese same as palace
>>157821459one race the human race you white supremacist
AFL flops, soft as socks,Players dive and whine,Marking’s lame, goals missed,Umpires lost their mind!Crowds all snore,Half-time’s a bore,Grass so brown and dry,Kicking balls in mud again,No goals hit the sky!Ohhh—AFL flops,Players drop,Fans just roll their eyes,Oh what fun it is to watchThe footy’s slow demise!
>>157821475brisbane was bottom of the ladder in mccluages formative years
What the fuck is wrong with NRL fans?
>>1578214671. because they hate whites2. source?
>>157821482why do new zealand nrl fans attend games but australian nrl fans dont
AFL smells, footy yells,Crowds are yelling loud,Players flop, and fans just mock,On the MCG crowd!Mark’s a dud, goal’s a dud,Ump’s lost all control,The siren sounds, the footy’s done,But nobody’s got soul!Ohhh—AFL smells,Players yell,Fans boo all the way,Oh what fun it is to seeA footy fight today!
>>157821246thanks for the update, PetrifyGWENT!
>>157821481The dosn couldn't develop diarrhoea after a zinger box.
>>157821482if ever there was proof that kiwis DO in fact watch footyno way do they throw cans at the umpires without being prompted by the mcg crowd last night
>>157821487OFF BY ONE!
>>157821473McGrath was never going to Brisbane. It was going to be Ainsworth going to Brisbane.McCluggage was the #1 player in the draft that year. Then GWS started trading their way up because they specifically wanted McGrath to replace Heath Shaw. They got up to pick 2, then Dodoro decided 'if GWS want this guy so much, we're taking him instead'.GWS never wanted McCluggage so they took Taranto.That left McCluggage falling into Brisbane's lap.Before the draft, Ainsworth literally gave an interview talking about how he'd love to go to Brisbane, and felt like it was the right club for him. This was at a time where Brisbane were a basket case and constantly losing players to homesickness, and would've been ecstatic to hear a promising young player actually keen to come.
>>157821487Albo's rambling
>>157821424Just letting you lads know, I will be posting this webm in every thread henceforth from this point in time until possibly the day I die or I forget to turn on /sp/.
>heaps of sudo tall defenders (khamis aliir andrew)>no sudo rucks or tall forwardshuh?
>>157821467it was done by design labor doesn't want to rebuild the manufacturing and refining and energy capacity for us to remain sovereign in a multipolar world it's too politically volatile for them so they'd rather sell the country off to the globalists and we be absorbed by the eubut yeah as I said that was the intention all alongone world government in it tower of babel all over again
>>157821482disgusting
There's a jarman holding in the ballHe'd like to trick the umpiresBut he thinks he'd blow our mindsThere's a jarman waiting for the callHe's told us we should blow it'Cause he knows it's all worthwhileHe told meLet the hawkies lose itLet the hawkies use itLet all the hawkies sooky
>>157821511tell me he didn't say some shit about fulfilling muh treaty obligations
>>157821517You can be reactive as a defender. As a forward you have to be an initiator.
>>157821528What are you implying?
>>157821473mcgrath would still be shit
>>157821517A defender's job is to play the man and to approach them from behind.Ruck and forwards are to play the ball. Rucks sometimes play the man, but it's face to face.
>>157821534being forward mor difficult than being defender if you are new to the game easier to be defender rather than forward
Why aren't you signing the petition? Do you want the jews to win by shortening the quarter length?https://www.change.org/p/keep-afl-quarters-the-same-length
i like to join random 'communty pages' for towns i dont live in an post stuff like 'hey after a tradie for x service" etc.then when they hit me up i find a random house address on google maps in that town and i send them therelmao they seethe
>>157821553gods work
>>157821553That's a felony champ..
3 hours is too long for a sport tbqh
>>157821562so is impersonating an officer
>>157821562What’s the crime?
>>157821575Using a carriage service to mess with a tradie.
>>157821575Cyber Bully Mentally Disabled Person(s)
>>157821551this isn't true
>>157821579
Might put all my eggs in one basket
>>157821583When they bring Irish guys over do they use them in an attacking role of defensive?
>>157821575eating a meal a succulent chinese meal iykwim haha
>>157821595i'm a fat cunt who just started playing footy this year and i got put in the forward line, defending is much harder work because it requires experience with reading the ball correctly to intercept/spoil
>>157821575Impersonating Officials in AustraliaPenalties depend on who you impersonate. The more sensitive the role, the harsher the sentence.State Police (WA, NSW, VIC, etc.)Offence under state criminal codes.Typical penalty: 2–7 years imprisonment.Higher if used to gain entry, intimidate, or obtain information.Federal Officers (AFP, Border Force, ATO, Centrelink, etc.)Covered by the Criminal Code Act 1995 (Cth).Section 148.1: impersonating a Commonwealth official up to 2 years.Section 149.1: impersonation that obstructs duties up to 10 years.Intelligence Officers (ASIO, ASIS, ASD, ONI)Extremely serious — national security category.Penalties range from 10 years up to 25 years, depending on intent.Additional charges if impersonation is used to access classified info, interfere with operations, or enter restricted facilities.ADF / Military PersonnelUnder the Defence Act 1903.Impersonation up to 2 years, more if deception is involved (e.g., base access).Impersonation With Intent to Deceive (any level)Penalties stack with fraud, obstruction, identity crime.Combined sentences can reach 10–20+ years depending on conduct.
>eating eggs
>week to get off banname one reason you arent posting your cock or webms rightt now
>>157821606he's not impersonating anyone fuckhead
>>157821614meow
>>157821605are you a retard as well as fat?
>>157821605We're talking at a professional level.>i'm a fat cunt who just started playing footy this year and i got put in the forward lineThey put you there because they expect you to be useless.If you're useless in attack then your team doesn't score.If you're useless in defence then your opposition player will kick 10+ goals.All things being equal (fitness, speed, etc) then attack is much harder. It's why forwards get paid so much more than backmen.
>>157821622yesgo cats
>>157821613i'm in the kitchen and there's people around (female (married))
>>157821623you're wasting your time
>>157821613I only have fart webms on my computer and posting them on /sp/ removes the audio
>>157821606>retard asks AI to try and look smart but just ends up looking even more retarded
Was last night the best game of all time?
>>157821626based
>>157821613what are you quoting mate
>>157821193GEE BOX INDEED!
>>157821634Nah. First three quarters were dross.
>>157821636your mums wet cunt
>>157821606good thing i never said i was a glowie
>>157821623why did they put a useless cunt like ben mckay up forward when he was shitting the bed in defence then?
AFL is a pretty bad sport now and likely won't be around in a few decades t bhnot sure how you guys don't see it yet the soul is completely gone
>>157821645it's kinda like trumps america they are just looting at this point
lloyd is a two faced snake
>>157821643If you're useless in attack then your team doesn't score.If you're useless in defence then your opposition player will kick 10+ goals.
>>157821645souls bad for footy champ
business idea: you never have to serve your suspension in a grand final but the next year your suspension is doubled
>>157821645shareholder value is great though
>>157821606Oof harassment campaign participants stung by this one.
>>157821652retarded worthless statementreducing your opponent's ability to score is just as important as scoring as well, who the fuck wants their backline to be traffic cones and stack the odds against them?
the wifehttps://youtu.be/MHSQNmRBNKc
Least anticipated GF ever?
toldya he was a retard
>>157821670
>>157821674not meant for>>157821670
>>157821674i remember there being not much interest in 2019
>>1578216742019 and 2021 both up there
>>157821668Retard, it's easier to carry a player not scoring for your team than a player letting the opposition score 60 points through their direct opponent.
Box Hill footy team must be all chinks, right?
>>157821606I mean you're doing a great impersonation of a cunt right here.
>>157821674No one gave two shits about the covid grand finals.
>>157821689I did see a few of them at box hill in the crowd last week
so bloody hungover
>>157821687if 2021 was a day for the underdog clubs. glad it happened desu
did the hollywood hawktuahs take a selfie at the end of the game?
>>157821701Biggest hype about the 2021 grand final was the border jumpers getting locked up.
>3 years without a melbourne team in the grand finaluh oh royal commission time
>sydney>geelong>collingwood>hawthorn>brisbaneIn the last 30 years these teams have played in 26 grand finals. FAIR AND EQUAL
>>157821716All clubs that are well run off field without any dramas.
people still think there is a Melb bias even after how they all abused lockdown laws and tried to start an uprising
>>157821723
>>157821716i mean when the eagles throw away their future for tim kelly and essendon refuse an unprecedented amount of first rounders for 31 year old its sort of their own doing
>>157821674>bane blunder back-to-back-to-back>freo fumble freest flagwill be having a good laugh at the losing team either way
>>157821731>essendon refuse an unprecedented amount of first roundersyeah they can demand even more now since they know the roaches NEED merrett HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHH
>haha yeah your team is so shit! they couldnt even win three flag sin a rowcope
>>157821723Sydney:>pullman 5>Micky O gangrape Geelong:>Stephen Dank worked there during their most dominant period >cheats the salary cap Collingwood>never has to leave the MCG>anything bad about the club gets swept under the rug by the McGuire media empireHawthorn:>racism sagaBrisbane:>cheated the salary cap
Is Sicily a wog?
He doesn’t look like one but he is hotheaded like one
>>157821756nah sicily is an anglo name
>>157821753>Micky O gangrape Was never formally accused.>Stephen Dank worked there during their most dominant period False.>cheats the salary capFalse.>CollingwoodNone of that is off field stuff.Worst that happened with them is Degoey's Bali trips and Didak going on drive by shootings with the guy who started shooting people in the Melbourne CBD.
>>157821670imagine the full bush
lebos poisoned the waters when it comes to being a wogbefore we were just seen as lazynow thanks to them we're seen as angry and lazy
>>157821752either shit or get off the pot
protip: if you hook with a girl who can't speak much english you can always watch mr bean with her
this did eating beans
>watching a childrens show with a girlnot helping the accusations
>>157821670>Iranian men get to enjoy that and I don'tSuddenly feeling like Trump was right all along.
>>157821779just fuck her and move on mate thats why you are there
>>157821768crisp american LEO marking hispanic criminals as white nonhispanic
>>157821779Charlie Chaplin is where it's at.
heeney will win the brownlow tomorrow its why the afl banned him from AA but not the brownlow
How do you lads manage to play video games whilst working, maintaining a relationship and not being a complete and total fucking slob?
>>157821753>cheated the salary capFalse. Stick with the MUH SALINE cope champ.
>mr bean>childrens show
when is Pattaya anons visa going to run out
>>157821802never he'll just do a visa run iykwim haha
>>157821802when he forgets to take the sexpat renewal bus to laos/malaysia and bribe a border guard
>muh kids showmfw>>157821787i try to but sometimes they wont leave
>>157821802He won't make it out of the airport
>>157821813this. if that cunt tries to reenter the country ill be waiting for him with a cricket bat and crowbar. fucking disease cunt. MAY let you reenter as a ttootthless vegetable with two legs
God it's a shame Sturt didn't get back to back premierships. Was a pretty good season but it's all downhill from here. Good game though.
>>157821818meds then bed
>>157821818crisp
family club
>>157821818kek
family general
>>157821645Simply watch state comps
>>157821796Nah, that was because Nick "Award Collector" Daicos has the Brownlow sewn up. If there was any chance of Heeney winning it then he would've been banned.
*storms out*
i have a vagina fetish
>Alan Jones is a fagwtf why didnt i hear about this
my trained AI model is going to win me a lot of money on this years brownlow
AFL Preliminary Final Sydney vs Fremantle (SCG) - 45,129 (94% capacity)AFL Preliminary Final Hawthorn vs Brisbane Lions (MCG) - 97,835 (98% capacity)SANFL Grand Final Norwood vs Sturt (Adelaide Oval) - 38,340 (72% capacity)VFL Grand FInal Box Hill vs Geelong Cats (Princes Park) - 12,941 (104% capacity)WAFL Grand FInal Peel vs Claremont (Perth Stadium) - TBANRL Semi Final Warriors vs Newcastle (Eden Park) - 48,511 (97% capacity)NRL Semi Final Sydney vs Cronulla (Sydney Football Stadium) - 39,147 (92% capacity)A much better showing for the nrl this week
i am a massive annoyance to my "friends"
>>157821800Brisbane had a $550,000 allowance on top of their cap. Cope
>>157821870crisp bloke who can only talk about his "misso"
>>157821867Thats been known for many years
>>157821874if the afl approves it's not cheating, see Geelong/Richmond/Hawthorn/Essendon/Western and Dees. cope and adapt, minnow.
>>157821888>if the AFL gives one team a massive advantage it isn’t cope
>>157821893>paying a bit more to keep players in the grim hole that is 90s/00s brisbane is a massive advantage a massive advantage is never getting on a plane champ
>>157821898i wonder how many photos she took before going yep thats the one
>>157821898mates sisza has a similar looking face and cunt
>>157821605good on you mate youll have a heap of fun.
>>157821874>above board publicly known afl-agreed extra allowance is "cheating the cap" catsook, that you mate? trying to pretend like it's comparable to your despicable club's backroom dealings, you fucking rat cunt?
>>157821897>won three premiershipsYes, massive advantage
>>157821899idk ask icloud
i would play footy but i'm uncoordinated, scared of the ball and i can't run very fast or very far
not being forced to play your prelim at a hostile interstate venue is a pretty massive advantage. as is getting priority access to all sponsor, media and AFL House gigs.
>>157821899kek
Got him replying to me twice lads
>>157821910should have taken up soccer then
>>157821921soccer is for sheilas, wogs and/or pooftas
>>157821921
>>157821926you'd fit right it in then hey champ ha ha ha got em am i right or am i right lads ha ha ha
>>157821907Yeah they were an absolute champion team despite the massive structural advantages Victorian franchises have and the massive structural disadvantages interstate teams have. Really puts into perspective just how manufactured the Geelong, Hawks and Richmond "dynasties" were.
That was deleted quick
>>157821910jarman impey, that you mate?
>>157821934F-FUCK OFF I'M NOT A WEAK SISSY POOF OR A GIRL*runs off before you all see me burst into tears*
>>157821716Brisbane was a fucking basket case for a decade of that time too.
>>157821753wut
>>157821898why does a white girl have such brown lips
Just saw the news about Neale kekWhile it would be a huge win for MY Fred I honestly hope he gets off just to further fuck the roaches, especially Ginnivan that rat.
>>157821793Buster shits on Chaplin.
>>157821800>>157821888>The Brisbane Lions have been left "shocked" and "dismayed" by a $260,000 fine imposed by the AFL for breaches of player payment rules.>The fines relate to 26 administrative breaches - penalised at $10,000 each - in lodgement of details of player payments, both in playing and marketing contracts.Not sure why that anon is arguing about Cola when you actually were being dodgy bastards.
>>157821910you'll be right kelli
>>157821938crazy how when the trannies get spammed it stays up for hours
Imagine if a footy player scored a goal and celebrated by dropping his shorts, bending over and spreading his ass cheeks
neale gets off with the pendles rule, backed by the full force of the collingwood legal department and Eddie "Dark Lord" McGuire. provoked, shit vision, unclear strike and level of impact and flawless tribunal record. load up on neale norm bets now.
>>157821971Trannies are aesthetic. Nice breasts, tasteful penis.Vaginas are straight busted so women get deleted. There's nothing aesthetic about the male body so they get deleted quickly as well.Trannies are just the ultimate artform and tasteful jannies let them stay up for a while so men of culture can appreciate them.
>>157821965>late lodgement penalties because he was going off about cheating the salary cap which neither the cola nor what you just posted have any relevance to.
now that the dust has settled did sydney celebrate too hard after beating brisbane
>>157821981Mens arses can be aesthetic mate
>>157821991They were fine. It's not like they didn't turn up this week.Something happened at three quarter time though which caused the bed shit.
>>157821874That was literally available to any team whose list was made up of less than 40% from their own state to combat players continually going home.https://www.baka.com.au/sport/afl/mcguire-eyes-lions-share-20040918-gdjrhk.htmlBrisbane and Sydney were the only team that qualified at the time because every other team had over 50% of their list from their home state. If having majority interstate players was really worth the extra cap space VIC teams would’ve done it.
>>157821978dont even need that its low impact no one can possibly ascertain fromt hat footage that he punched ginnivans stomach and simply did not make contact with chest/arm
did any purple poofs watch the footy last night and go yeah our team can match this level
>>157822010they could easily. pies were far less convincing all year and in finals yet showed up and simply dominated on the day.
I'm not really into transwomen but what makes them so important for society is that they are our only way to suck cock without it being gay
imagine being a grown man walking home wearing a wizard hat last night
I hope Brisbane smash the purple faggots by 100 points
>>157822014which year are you talking about? 2023?
>>157821999Interesting. It was never reported like that.>Sydney and Brisbane are more expensive than Melbourne>They get +X% for cost of living allowance to help outSeems like that was the case for Sydney at least. Brisbane to stop interstaters from leaving.
>>157822018my wizard hat is white iykwim hahaha
>>157822028haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157822026Sydney's cost of living and real estate didn't start to go vertical until after Brisbane lost the the allowance. Median house price is like 250k until just before the GFC starts kicking off.
https://youtu.be/VWztwocVnZM?si=5myCDahHlzsvZRxI
>>157822031>tfw my 1 bedroom apartment is 100k more than that
pretty funny how fuckery with tippet and franklin killed cola for syndey. can use it to keep players but DON'T YOU DARE use it to attract them.
I would like Watson but when I hear the music, I'm reminded that Hermione is now black.
Thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaPzCHEQExs
>>157821975
>>157820264Never done anything bad in me life, so might gut punch someone unsuspectingly and get a slap on the wrist just this once lads
>>157822048I could barely hear the music over the crowd. goal songs are powerfully lame, but if you're doing them pick something with a little more fucken punch to it.
Do you blokes reckon fred or bane will win?
>>157822053If you’re brown this is guaranteed to work in the magistrates court.
>>157822056Fremantle.They have a better team and they're being slept on. Brisbane have a bad defence too.
>>157822053Have you got a character reference from Waleed Aly?
>>157822056Brisbane.
>noooooooooo you cant have scores of 100 against even if you score 140 yourselves>you must be a boring slop team scoring 10 goals and keeping your opponent to 40!>MUH PREMIERSHIP WINDOW
>>157822056suspect fred will be too happy with simply getting there
>>157822070Sperging out a lot today, eh banesperg? Freo are just a better side, simple as that.If they get over their mental demons, they'll beat your mob. They're the better team.
>>157822058Offense wins flags, defense wins minor premierships. It's as simple as that baneseether-kun.
>>157822056I might put $500 on Brisbane, I’m very confident they win, I’d do $1000 but don’t really got that kind of money right now
>>157822075not on the mcg they arent cant wait for them to activate poofie time and theres a mild applause from 10 people
I'm not baneboof but if the purple faggots win I will fucking seethe
>>157822070how is keeping your opponent to 8.1591528e+47 points possible m8
So true, the grand final is at the MCG and Brisbane are MCG specialistsBrisbane will smash the purple poofs
>>157822086Relax banesperg, I know you're a little concerned. Freo did a number on your mob on your own turf without Serong. You're outmatched, and need their mental game to be off again.
weren’t brisbane doing something dodgy with iv drips during the 3 peat era?
>>157822105yes
>>157822103>the Brisbane were playing like shit early in the year and missed shots copesettle pettel, you don't want to get hurt again
>>157822111We already know you don't know much about football mate.
Can't believe the dogs are mortgaging their future on zak butters.
>>157822105Brisbane didn't play a single final with saline drops and the one hip dons dynasty got raped in part for trying to make a big deal out of it on the day kek.
>>157822105They’ve only won two dumbass
Crazy how now with Swans and Hawks both winning the qualifying final and losing the prelim, only 10/20 qualifying final winners have made the grand final since the bye was introduced in 2016, while in the years before that it was 17/18 who had made the grand final.So you're not worse off losing the qualifying final.Pre finals bye fucks all momentum.
>>157822119please keep this up, I've missed you telling us all how brisbane are actually shit and no chance only to get thoroughly gaped. it takes a strong man to pick up the reverse nostradamus mantle.
>>157822124yep, and their retard supporters are happy about him taking up half their salary cap, just pure desperation and retardation across the nation
If you take out the rigged flag it’s not very impressive
Why do we have to die?
>>157822135It's time to let it go, perry.
will antibanesperg rope if the lions threepeat on saturday?or just a biblical melty?
>>157822140Unbelievable that they haven’t finished top 4 once, bevo truly is a fraud
>>157822147Take your meds, idiot, idiot, idiot.
I miss prime Emma Watson
Did Essendon only dominate 2000 because the competition was weak as fuck?
once you see dogsperg you can't unsee him, he's literally always arguing with someone lol
>>157822153chamber of secrets or prisoner of azkaban?
>>157822154more the brown paper bags and dodgy medicos that permeated victorian teams of the nineties and naughties
>>157822150i said the first two things
>>157822056Fred with or without Neale. Much better, taller defense
and respected by our foes
>>157822154Carlton would have been interesting if Kouta didn’t go down
>>157822160He was the debatesperg leader at his high school
>>157822126their last 3-peat zoomie
Emma Watson still looks good
>noooooooo you cant inject water you can only consume it via your mouth
big night tomorrow
>>157822147why do you think it's a catsook saying the flogs are overpaying for butters, retard?it's clear to fans of the other 16 clubs that spending 11% of your cap on one player in an already stacked midfield is lunacy. in addition, they've already admitted they're going to be looking after my pooties who are going to expect serious compensation for losing their best player. i couldn't give a shit that the little mercenary is gone, poot have a lot of could be anything youngsters who could fill his role so if he wants to be a gutless gloryseeking coward he can get stuffed. i'm extremely happy he picked the dogs over the scats, who are scum and treat every other club like shit on the trade table because they know the afl is going to bail them out every time. but let's not pretend that he is 1. worth what the bulldogs are paying him and 2. is even a top 10 player in the league.
Injecting water must be dangerous right
>>157822185such true
>>157822186you could, then the afl banned it and no one did it again. bizarre thing to get hung up on really given every cunt uses them for hangovers nowadays.
>>157822190you REALLY need to let it go, perry. Butters chose the dogs.
>>157822160trvkie
>>157822195this is a 10/10 in bongland
banepoof, swansook, perry, dogsperg, the big four of /afl/
>The Bombers' players wore black armbands in an unusual spot near the top of their forearms, that was reported to be a taunting reference to Brisbane's needle program.based jimmy standing up against injections
>>157822198nigga, i just said i'm glad he went to the dogs over the scats. but let's not pretend he's going to make the dogs any better. they're going to be shit until bevo fucks off or decides to hire a defender, which is going to be hard with one overrated spud taking up most the cap.
>>157822207pic that goes hard
spastics whining about "cheating" by explicitly following the rules or calling this or that win illegitimate because of a difference between then and now would genuinely have an aneurysm if they followed motorsport lol
I had to piss really bad but now I don't? I'm pretty sure I didn't piss
Plovers going off lads
collingwoods 2026 premiership is tomorrow night
>>157822221Shoot your neighbourhood cat
>>157822206piesperg ahh post
>Lachie Neale has been offered a one-match ban on Sunday>"hmm....no thanks!"
next week: the last saturday in september
Freo have a tendency to get beaten by what they know
Car racing sucks
butters will never be as good as these two champions who stayed. what a gutless loser.
>>157822225I boot cats i see outside night or dayI like birds
>>157822235Cars suck, fuck cars
>>157822229all scripted drama
>>157822208Perry, relax. It's over, he chose the Dogs, and they'll be one of the best teams next year.
Do you remember?The 21st night of September?
>>157822235>>157822239*waits at bus stop*
>>157822238Me too, watched this kino todayhttps://youtu.be/E0UZVj5MoKU?si=lQvaAwJah_p-JL-n
>>157822241>and they'll be one of the best teams next year.oh dogsperg, you're such a character
>>157822242not me i don’t
post yfw when bane still belt freo by 40+ without neale
>>157822240actually wondered this, trying to wash QLD news of the data centre plans
>>157822254>mfw
>>157822253Love was changin' the minds of pretendersWhile chasin' the clouds awayOur hearts were ringin'In the key that our souls were singin'As we danced in the night, rememberHow the stars stole the night away, oh, yeah
test
>>157822266welcome back Heeney
>>157822251Nobody knows who you're talking about perry. You're in a state of rage over losing out on butters
Those strippers robbed us of a swasn premiership
>>157822277Women ruin everything
>>157822241dogsperg, i'm a port adelaide fan. you have no idea how much happier i am he is going to the dogs over geelong, i fucking hate geelong. they're scum of the earth and cheating pieces of shit. and in addition, the dogs are actually working on a trade rather than planning to fuck port over and get butters for cheap like cheatlong would. i infinitely prefer the dogs to the cats, and i'm infinitely happier he is going to the dogs instead because i know they're going to treat my club fairly in the trade period. butters is not worth 11% of port's cap, let alone 11% of the dog's cap. you're a complete moron if you think he is worth that. instead of calling me a cats fan when i fucking hate them, how about you address my points?
>>157822276Schizo your idiot, meds.
>>157822277at the very least a banepoof v swanpoof showdown for the ages
>>157822153>>157822185She is still pre-prime.t. hagchad
>>157822277they robbed us of another pathetic grand final bedshit from the gutless red and white maggots.
>>157822294settle down horse
big game tonight (rocket league world championship)
>>157822282Relax perry, you're just digging yourself deeper and deeper. We already know you're still salty and don't know much about football.
>>157822282>you have no idea how much happier i am he is going to the dogs over geelongSo you say before the AFL strips you of draft picks for multiple years for draft tampering.Enjoy missing out on Cochrane and the two guys next year.
HEAVE HO UNNA
>>157822206Ruined the gen
>>157822305>AFL punishes clubs for draft tampering the AFL facilitateswould be genuinely unprecedented if they did it
>>157822311Why doesn't fred ever attend games, is he a cazzie?
>>157822317Tippett is the precedent. Agreeing to dodgy trades means losing first and second round draft picks for 2 years.
>>157822303>still no argumentconcession accepted dogsperg, still not your imaginary friend.>>157822305you're retarded scatsook, port are already reworking the trade now that the afl (who would have let this shady trade shit go if it was cheatlong doing it) has confirmed they will be monitoring it closely. because how dare a bottom-tier shitter club try to get a leg up and score a player they rightfully had priority access to by developing him in the SANFL side up until a random rules change in april.
semanticssperg, you still here mate?>>157821440>>157821465
>>157822325You really need to calm down Perry. You're not getting Butters, that's all there is to it.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DdagfMzg4cP/
>>157822327that's dogsperg too lol
>>157822328>half of the post is shitting on the cats>still accusing me of being a catspergare you retarded?
hawthorns first three goals were all umpire assisted
>>157822324the AFL wasn't aware of the agreement Adelaide and Tippet made outside of his contract. they're well across the Butters situation and have been assisting the dogs for months. the Tippett precedent is "don't make AFL house look like retards".
>>157822339He literally has nothing else, he used to call everyone "jaidyn" and now he's forcing something else.
I hate my life
>>157822325>score a player they rightfully had priority access to by developing him in the SANFL side up until a random rules change in april.Dougie Cochrane is 18 years old.Port did not have access to him for 17 of those years. He recently 'discovered' he's 0.0005225% Aboriginal so now Port are claiming he's an NGA player and they deserve access to him.AFL allowed it since your club needs a pick-me-up to avoid the tarps, but rather than being thankful you're being dodgy bastards about it.It'd only be fitting if you lose him after all because you can't stop being crooked cunts for a few minutes.
Why is the SANFL so big and strong?
>>157822339You're not fooling anyone, Perry. We already know you're desperate to cope.
>>157822356triple the crowd of an nrl final lol
would you blokes fuck my arse for a million quid
>>157822347>the AFL wasn't aware of the agreement Adelaide and Tippet made outside of his contract.The clubs, when making a trade, tell the AFL on the record that there is no other considerations or side deals when making this trade.If any trade is linked to Butters' restricted free agency transfer then the AFL will be both unaware and both clubs will have lied to the AFL.Draft pick removal incoming.
>>157822356such an ugly, ugly stadium
>>157822350>everyonenah it was just the poster who sucks off and defends yanks
>>157822364What led you to make this post mate?
>>157822373The clamshell canopies are beyond hideous
>>157822376Ok thanks definitely not dogsperg
>>157822387no, im who got called wogbot
ashcroft v daicos isnt even a debate anymore
tomorrow is foomballs night of nights
>>157822356>>157822385Even the shadows on the ground are pleasant.Enjoy your concrete jungles.
>>157822368Except the clubs involved and AFL have all confirmed that the AFL is very aware of the deals and agreements they're game planning and will have signed off on any tampering done. Like when cash grablett returned to Geelong for example.
>>157822402It’s a good stadium, just the canopies are awful
Real nigga hours time?>checking rising baby names in Aus>expected Jamal, Tyrone, Mohammed, Muhammed, Bohdi>instead, Roman, August, Julius, Julian, Alexander, Henry (oim 'enry where's moi sword), Charles, LouisMuhammed and Bohdi are there, but not the most surprising in the end. There is definitely a swing towards ancient Roman and Greek names or the names of kings.>Leon>LeonardoAnd resident evil kek. Though I like that name. Was a great grandparent's name for me though kek.Sad to see no native aboriginal names. Nor gaelic, olde anglo, germanic, celtic names. Nor, strangely, weird indian/SEA names (this kinda shocked me). Instead just roman/greek larping.Alexander is a good name though.>dude slaughtered the town of Tyre and dragged a magistrate or something by his ankle with a rope threaded through the ankles
>swans players banned for hitting a woman>lachie neale banned for hitting a twinkthis needs to stop
>>157822412>Sad to see no native aboriginal namesDo they even have names? Can't think of one
no one cries when salary dump deals get done despite them being explicitly banned and blatantly draft tampering lol
who tf is perry?
>>157822409Adelaide Oval is the only modern renovation that improved the oval for me. The old Adelaide already had lost it's soul way way back and so it just had crappy pavilions. The new one is really unique. I kinda wish Perth did this and had 2 open ends with a giant grassy hill. There's stadiums in Ireland and NZ that do this and it looks pretty cool. Good for Cricket too. Rugby stadiums are dope. Pity the only sport played there is rugby and diveball.
>>157822427Look up wirrpandas full name
>>157822407How was Ablett returning to Geelong tampering?>Ablett requests a trade back to Geelong since his sister is a mess>Gold Coast refuse. Ablett stuck in Gold Coast>His sister kills herself because he wasn't there to help>Gold Coast let him go back the following year to bury her corpseThat Motlop was judged an end of first round compensation pick has nothing to do with Geelong.If Geelong and Gold Coast conspired to make some dodgy trades maybe Ablett sister would still be alive. Dealing with clubs honestly comes at a cost.
>>157822437Catsperg
>>157821465>He got penalized for following the rules so his next instinct was to avoid a repeat of that umpiring error.this is utter speculative crap lol, the agenda setters/footy classified would love you
>>157822427flabba babba wabba jabba noonga iykwim ha
wharfie time
>>157822441i don't get it
>>157822449i don't get it
>>157822437platypus!
footy is so much better in the early spring than in winter
>>157822437Sometime after the Geelong loss / Butters announcing he was going to the Bulldogs a radio station (3AW?) had a """""Geelong fan""""" call in and say that everything was corrupt, etc. He gave his name as Perry (I believe) which is what dogsperg keeps calling everyone and anyone.
>>157822440Why he got traded is irrelevant. The AFL stepping in to ensure Gold Coast weren't allowed to get fair compensation is what's relevant. Cunt could have simply retired if he had integrity.
>>157822464>everyone and anyoneSeems it’s just you, Perry.
>he doesn't like winter
>>157822427I don't know any.And I find that infuriating. I know last names and that's about it.>yarran>Monang >Denmar>Calyute>Yagan (probably not wise, he might lose his head)>Dingo>Flabba Wabba Jabba
>>157822474I’m going to miss the rain, El Niño is going to be gay and shit
Yeah winter is crap
>>157822439>David Selwyn Burralung Merringwuy Galarrwuy Wyal WirrpandaOk I'm beginning to see why.How do I even begin with this?>WyalThat ones ok.>mandjoogoordapThis nearly made me crash my car reading it.I wish there was a native writing script or hieroglyphs, but that just never happened kek.
>>157822470>The AFL stepping in to ensure Gold Coast weren't allowed to get fair compensation is what's relevant.Hang on. What?What do you think happened exactly?>Ablett is contracted>Requests trade - Denied>Plays the following year>Requests trade - AcceptedIs Rowan Marshall also a dodgy deal?>R. Marshall is contracted>Requests trade - Denied>Plays the following year>Requests trade - To Be Determined
>>157822355you're a scats sook so you'd know about being a dodgy cunt you seething piece of shit>>157822360why is butters worth 11% of your cap then, dogsperg? i've been told all year that he isn't even that good, afl media types shit on him for not being a goalkicking mid, but now you're telling me he's somehow the missing piece for the dogs despite them having no backline and their ruck options are grimglish and no-one else. do you really believe that or are you just trying to rile up catspergs? based if you are, but let's not pretend it's going to lead to a premiership
>>157822496they just needed a little more timesurely they would've developed one if le invasion didn't happen
"The AFL has condemned the behaviour of Hawthorn fans and warned they face minimum five-year bans if identified after they "crossed the line" throwing bottles at umpires.The match officials had bottles thrown at them from the stands as they walked off the MCG playing arena following the Hawks' nine-point loss to the Brisbane Lions in Saturday night's preliminary final at the MCG."The AFL and MCC [Melbourne Cricket Club] security will work with Vic Pol to identify the bottle throwers directed at the umpires last night," the league said in a statement."If identified they will be banned from games and the stadium for a minimum five years."The passion for footy is unmatched in Australian sport, however, what transpired last night by a number of individuals was dangerous and crossed the line."At the heart of Hawthorn's collective rage was a holding-the-ball free paid against Jarman Impey in the last minute of the match."https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-20/afl-bans-loom-for-hawks-fans-throwing-bottles-lions/107174016
I ignore the portspastics posts
losing three prelims in a row is a bad signyou dont usually recover from this ask port and hinkley
>>157822507So it's only those that threw them at the umpires? Those who just threw them on the ground are perfectly fine?Pretty weak.
>>157822474I don't like Aus winters, there's no snow and it's nothing but gales and pissing with rain in perth with an occasional sun patch.Though it was nothing but sun this year. Was neato. I don't mind cold.I wish it snowed. Just doesn't happen anywhere in the west except Bluff Knoll and maybe the hills every 50 years.
new >>157822519>>157822519
>>157822506Nah they used them until the stolen generation I think. Obviously, they didn't want their kids taken so they named them white names. Bit sad.
>winter is good because... b-because le black metal!
>>157822502Cats haven't made a single dodgy trade.The closest would be trading out their first round pick before the Dangerfield trade so Adelaide couldn't get that.
>>157822412I like Gaelic names but am in no way Irish so it seems a bit larpy
Might indulge in some porn
>>157821818You won't do shit, jamboy
