neet hours
first
do you reckon the afl bothered to send the bottom 4 teams brownlow invitations?
>>157822519Harley "mothereffin" Reid!
Imagine spending ELEVEN (11) percent of your salary cap on a small injury prone, non goal scoring mid.Big yikes.
>>157822507 "The AFL has condemned the behaviour of Hawthorn fans and warned they face minimum five-year bans if identified after they "crossed the line" throwing bottles at umpires. The match officials had bottles thrown at them from the stands as they walked off the MCG playing arena following the Hawks' nine-point loss to the Brisbane Lions in Saturday night's preliminary final at the MCG. "The AFL and MCC [Melbourne Cricket Club] security will work with Vic Pol to identify the bottle throwers directed at the umpires last night," the league said in a statement. "If identified they will be banned from games and the stadium for a minimum five years. "The passion for footy is unmatched in Australian sport, however, what transpired last night by a number of individuals was dangerous and crossed the line." At the heart of Hawthorn's collective rage was a holding-the-ball free paid against Jarman Impey in the last minute of the match." https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-20/afl-bans-loom-for-hawks-fans-throwing-bottles-lions/107174016
>>157822502Calm down perry, not sure why you're so intent on humiliating yourself.
>>157822541I’d like 4 bottoms to be sent to me iykwim haha
>>157822549on a mid too when they have no forwards or backs kek
>>157822549Wasn’t that much, but yeah, Toby Greene is a washed up waste
>>157822554On my way
>>157822441>>157822450https://www.reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/1we1q8v/epic_3aw_geelong_fan_rant/
>>157822553idiot
>Business leaders are calling for the Victorian government to reconsider the AFL grand final public holiday, noting workers are being given the day off before a game in which neither side comes from the host state.Vicwagies get back in the cage.
>>157822554haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>157822568GOTTEM
>>157822437See >>157822561
>>157822553>>157822563samefag
>>157822519crisp thread
>>157822561>>157822577see>>157822563
>>157822580thanks
*yawns*bed time
>>157822560On my wayI'm on my way
>geelongseethers making each other seethe about geelong
>>157822561>dogsperg is a redditfag
>>157822594night mate, pleasant dreams
What caused perry to suddenly get upset about butters again? can he just not get over the snub?
james sicily always looks like a massive bitch
>>157822600bigfooty as well, no idea where he finds the time
>>157822611Don't think anyone's upset. Would've been nice to have even with a very risky 9 year contract.He was a mercenary that chose money so life goes on.Clubs miss out on plenty of players when they don't offer top dollar.>>157822613His tanty after missing the shot to win against Port a year or two back was great.
Sicily's stock was so high after the freo game, that didn't last long
>>157822624Perry, you're clearly upset, that's why you're still hung up over missing out. Butters would've been huge, and critical to keeping your club afloat. Now you depend on the old farts for yet another year, and it's only going to get tougher with Hawthorn, Freo and the Dogs set to get so much better.
>>157822519It's sunday...>>157822518Well otherwise most at "that match" would have been banned.Bit impractical. They're not gonna ban 50000 people mate.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NF-PFjGkcRwI think people forgot that this isn't even close to how bad it got in the 90s.Was it still glass back then? I recall glass cups at the waca around then as an ankle biter. Might have been just Shield matches.Could you imagine if it was glass and byo still like back then? I can see why it was stopped, though they did jack up prices the cunts.
>>157822634>and the Dogs set to get so much better.kek
>>157822634>and the Dogs set to get so much better.Saw what happened when the Gold Coast added Petracca.Can't imagine Butters will be too popular since he's forced English to separate from his wife, ultimate teamman Lobb to get booted from the club and he hasn't even officially joined yet.
>>157822640You'd have to be pretty deluded to think otherwise, anon. Dogs are clearly better with Butters and Butts.You don't know much about footy.
the western buttdogs
>>157822652Ok so your new cope is believing Butters will be the new Petracca, got it Perry.
buttdogs bite and buttdogs roar
>>157822661>Dogs are clearly better with Butters and Butts.Haven't seen them play yet. Bulldogs were flag favourites after round 4 before they shat the bed.
>>157822561>Catsfag hasn't seen a single Fred game all yearThey only had the same sort of favour Sydney had (for the rest of the match) on friday for about 5-10 mins and they must have scored about 30-40 points while Sydney barely kept in touch. But I do dislike Optus bias, it ticked me off a bit at Subi as a kid. The crowd is loud. Fierce. The stadium shakes sometimes. Collingwood get's the same at the G, same with Carlton.But it doesn't explain Sydney getting better free kick counts away all year.
see buttdogs fly up, up
he ruined my jaidyn meme, he’ll ruin this perry meme
>>157822668Ed Richards is about on par with Butters but earning half the wage. That's got to grate.
>>157822671Anon you would have to be pretty dumb to believe there's any change of a bulldogs regression after making those two additions. It's not even like they're starting from a high base; they finished 8th, and Butts and Butters are two very useful additions.
absolute garbage start to the thread
how good is shit kilda after spending 11% of their cap on one player?
tfw no gassy swans gf
>>157822686:(
>>157822682[team]seethe is cancer
>>157822678To be perfectly honest with you I don't even know who Butts is.Threw his name into google for a visual to double check and... yeah, absolutely no idea.I'm sure he'll be good for you though.
>>157822677That's another one of your copes. Richards will be fine, the same reason the entire squad was fine with Boyd being massively overpaid.Butters will be a great player for the dogs, and it'll be painful for you Perry. You'll be watching another year of Dangerfield, Blicavs scrapping for it, a 34 year old cameron struggling to keep up with the rigors.
>>157822652Does Butters have a really gay Bondi/Byron coded off-field "brand" he's desperate to expand at the expense of every other aspect of his life like Tracc?
>>157822693Most genny culture we’ve had in years
>>157822565>Fitzroy is no longer a thingOf course "Business Leaders" don't know their history.I can't remember if either East Fremantle or South Fremantle were "The Victorians" at one stage too. That might be West Perth too, not sure.
the bulldogs will be good..... because of butts
>>157822698>the same reason the entire squad was fine with Boyd being massively overpaid.One very stinky locker says otherwise.
tfw no autistic freo gf who doesn’t properly wipe her ass
>>157822698>the same reason the entire squad was fine with Boyd being massively overpaid.didn't they bully him and shit in his bag lol
FOY
My younger brother got a girlfriend a couple of years ago. He likes her and all, she's a nurse, she likes her footy, above average face, and is generally easy going and matches his personality well.The problem is she puts on weight. She often wears baggy clothes to cover it, but when she puts on more formal wear or something that doesn't cover skin, it REALLY becomes apparent. She recently went on a family holiday, and every time she comes back from one of these she really stacks on the kilos. Does a lot of eating and drinking and doesn't seem to have a limit.What should he do in this situation?
>>157822700Don't think so. The only media you see Butters in outside of football is gambling ads.Petracca was mostly doing that to supplement his income and set something up for post footy. With the size of Butters' contract he doesn't really need that. All the other Bulldogs players are sacrificing their payslip for Brand Butters.
>Business leaders call for AFL public holiday review as no Victorian teams make grand final
>>157822715kek i did that to a kid at year 10 campbut i at least had the decency to shit in a zip lock bag that then went into his
>>157822649That is the problem. It does come off a bit pretentious.Then again, Roman names aren't?I would name a kid something pretentious, though that would require sex first. Pretentious people don't have sex.
>>157822715Case in point, it was all good fun for the lads. Boyd remains a bulldogs man to this day and regularly visits the club.Butters has the distinction of actually being a good player so it'll be even easier.
>>157822721some die of thirst whilst others drown
if butters loves the dogs so much why didn't he go there for the money geelong offered?
Can people really poop without pissing? They never mention his stuff being covered in piss as well.
>>157822750poop is just the bigger story innit
in hindsight did him mocking charlie cameron come back to bite him
>>157822736>butters>actually good kekmy pooties are better off without him
remainder
>>157822762>perry still desperately larping to copeWhat a hopeless little cretin you are.
>>157822742she's more like a pig desu senpai
i can't believe the bulldogs are adding THE butts
>>157822736He is mainly a speaker for campaigns for understanding depression. It makes sense that he comes back to ground zero to remind himself of what it was like.
>>157822764whats remaining?
>>157822713cOoRrRRRRRR
>>157822764Doubt it, there's a fuck tonne of indians and australians/poms/kiwis/Caribbeans there.
>>157822713how do you reckon vossy's gf is getting to melbourne? and what do you think she did to get a ticket
>>157822721how can you be fat when every doctor, celebrity, influencer and athlete is pushing glp1 jabs?
So GF day is gonna have to be nationalised? Sydney won't be happy.
Bontempelli, Butters, RichardsSmith, Holmes, AtkinsYep, the Dogs have just surpassed Geelong.
tfw no prim upper class hawks gf who gets up to wipe her ass after each fart
>>157822808I swear something like that gave mum tumours.
botempelli is old and over the hill now
tfw no islamic dosn gf who washes her arse with water like a civilised person
>>157822742Dress only works because it's covering the inner portion of her legs.
>>157822814Bonts is kinda gettin on though.
Sometime you just need a few choccys before bed
>>157822824Bontempelli and Butters will both be great players until they're at least 35.
>I'm like a pig>I eat and eat all day>I don't know where the gym is
>>157822826literally built for BBC (big brosnan cock)
>>157822844based jarryd strafford
been farting a lot tonight, would anyone like for me to be their autistic gassy lions customer bf?
surely theres a few broken hawthorn tvs after last night
>>157822844I say this
thinking tonight's 'no is batman returns
>>157822833He's 30 anon.He's also a classy player. Same category of player as Pendlebury and Burgoyne.
You'd literally just park bont at half forward or back if he gets too slow for the midfield tbqh.
merett and king will make hawthorn worse
>>157822948man i hope so
>>157822948not before sook mitchell does
my igg are going to trade all our picks for warner aren't we
>>157822948butters will also make the flogs worse
>>157822968it's an interesting discussion
>>157822948Not buying that. King over Chol is a significant upgrade.
>>157822902>He's 30 anon.He's nearly 31. Turning 32 next year.So my age. Exploding knees age.Though I've had exploding knees since teens 2bh kek. Actually better now than then.
>>157822968nah we are going to the draft because we are based
>>157822991>King over Chol is a significant upgradeKing gets 5 kicks a game, so roughly the same as Chol.
who'd be the least useless sudocunt player so far?
>>157822992mad how unintelligent you are perry
>>157822991king is so soft its almost cancerous
>>157823006Allir ^2?
>>157822992>Exploding knees age.Do NOT mention exploding knees to dogsperg.
Perry, Butters chose the dogs. It's over.
>>157823006blindah girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PttJt8QTBGsThis is how Hawthorn should have used it's cups. The correct way.>17 yrs ago AAAAAAAAH I WAS THERE NOOOOO
>>157823054>31 overs bowled>131 runs scoredThe dark days of ODI cricket.
I heard the MCG, SCG or Perth Stadium got a full ring of a cup snake not long ago.My guess is Perth, because that security is kinda lax. Definitely not the waca post Terry Alderman incident. Nearly ended that dude's career. Actually appalled at that. Fucking England.
>>157823077No, that was Australia playing like shit that day because I think Warnie, McGraph, Gillespie and a few others all retired just before that. The WC before that got into the 400s regularly for the first time and T20 existed by then. I wouldn't be shocked if ODI scores are lower today due to bad shots.Bazball was merely Australia's OLD run rate in the early 00s (without slapping like baz).
cricket is gay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2dXriG16eQMy personal favourite.
Watching the football (soccer)
soccer is gay
i am gay
>>157823229Its the worlds gayest sport
>soul status: n/aCovid really did devour the world's soul huh.
Interesting times ahead for the catters.Would've been a pretty boring offseason if it was only the big names linked.
>>157823286Why is this written like a haiku?
>>157823268>in my (wrong) opinion
>>157823304People who claim to have inside knowledge of AFL clubs tend to be weird units.If you actually knew you'd keep it quiet (or be found out and removed), so it's mostly lonely people roleplaying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKn4-sVJZKYWhy do Americans have to ruin everything we make?
bros... batomon showdown is absolutely peak
>>157823341Wait until you see them trying to make pavlova but they substitute the sugar out for corn syrup.
garn sleep lads*waits at bus stop*
i will punch sargeant sleep right in his dumb fucken face
The cat just did this to me
how's the courd going legends?
>too awake to sleep>too tired to do anything productive or even idle game>end up watching vids of beer snakesI have lost control of my life.
>>157823405Mines meowing now, think it's the disease in her trying to get at me?
>>157823405thats not too bad for a cat wound tbqh
>>157823405cat status?
>>157823409Handegg on at 3, surely that will put you to sleep
GO ZIMBABWE GO GO ZIMBABWE
>>157823457In the past, yes.But it is not nearly as bad as it used to be. It's taken a lot more influence from bball and afl now.
>>157823405Extremely pasty skin, lad.
from SEN radio yesterday https://vocaroo.com/1hq1kx9fhLWv
>>157823516>come in the moment>come in the man>he is amazinglewd.
>>157823457>Live NFL games in the middle of the nightDidn't know that was a thing, thank you.I'm hooked now after the MCG game.
>>157823514Younger than expected.
>>157823544I'm not hooked, but I have begun to take not of set plays and how AFL is using them now in stoppages and in flowing gameplay.We've come a long way from old zones and flooding.
>>157823005yeah but king will kick 4.1, chol will kick 4 of them out on the full
Missus wants to see Chol and Khamis play for Collingwood
5 days and roughly 17 hours until baneseether ropes when the lions threepeat
quick wank then sleep
Some of you blokes are so fucking dumb. No offence.
I mostly act dumb because I think it’s funny
Find something in your life you love as much as baneseether loves crying about Bane.
I identify as the smartest bloke in the room
>>157824398At least you got honest and stopped identifying as the smartest woman in the room. It's a start.
>>157823005King kicked 29 more goals than Chol did this year. It's an upgrade.
imagine having chol around all those chinky girls in box hill next seasonsome proper nightmare crossbreeds on the cards corr
>holding in huge shit>suddenly feel immense pleasure in my arseholeAm I a faggot now? I wanna do it again
>>157824619>now
lol
>>157824373Offense*
>>157827160FOY
A tradie's day is just beginning.
>>157827218>living in one of the most heavily americanised countries on the planet >getting mad about the use of American English
Tasman DriveNSWimma coming
go port
>>157822519more like GAY FL hah
Aura.
have a good day today, cattle
Good morning alf
>>157835109I'm working from home today mate
>>157835442I haven't slept
>>157835642That’s pretty bad anon
>>157835753what'd you do for the 9 hrs i was asleep
>>157836182meth mostly
>>157835933KWAB
>>157836182Scrolled tiktok
>>157836968applied for maternity leave yet mate
>>157835933
>>157834807
>>157835933>>157837433if it happened on the footy field it'd be ruck breaking iykwim haha
>>157837462bit surreal to see such a staple of our lives (nike) just fall away to nothingkilled by complacency
>>157837462Saw a a video about the nike situation the other day. Apparently a few years ago they cancelled contracts with independent shoe stores making it much harder to buy nikes at general shoe stores as they wanted more people coming into their own nike stores. What's happened though is traffic to their own stores has stayed the same and without the sales from other retailers their overall sales have dropped significantly. And because of that their share price has been steadily dropping, but the company is too proud to reverse their decision and sell shoes elsewhere again.
>>157834807The Genius Monster is inevitable.
>>157837707the other part of that video is their lack of R&D of new stylesthe brand has been stagnant for a decade and hasn't made a new shoe that sold well since the nike roshe in 2012they coast by on rereleasing older styles, which are still cool but wont keep them competitive for much longer
>>157837615Reminiscent of the similarly named Nokia company.
>>157837963would be kino to see microsoft die
happened to holden too, just like that
>>157834807Inevitable that he's spectating this time of the year? I don't get it.
>>157837615Name a successful company with nggrs as their target market.
Perhaps this year I will get my wish.
>>157838277the nba
>>157838277The cop shop
>>157838303Slowly dying like nike
Big games need big time playersEnter Nick Daicos
I get so much shit for watching this sport. American sports are full of weird little rules and stoppages, so when people see something that isn't any more complicated than "just fucking punt the ball, mate" they freak out. The goals are the biggest thing, even though it's actually less complicated than football's scoring.
Tonight's the nightPost your STUPID FAKKEN MULTIS
>>157838637You have a larger size of autistic German control freak in your population. Unpredictability gives them the reees
>>157838739
lions number bigger so i tip bane
>>157838739Bookies love him
>mfw watching the tradie who dropped out of school in year 10 gamblingHe doesn't understand probabilities at all, what is he playing at??
>>157822519good morning alf. here's to (You), nick daicos, all the other fancy boys and their handbags gathering tonight. hitting tne bags early or is a trip to the gym on the cards?
banh mi, iced coffee and piece of fried chicken for smoko
>>157839212nice!
A MONSTER Fine for Sicily and Barrass
>>157822742she's a man eater, duh.
nike boots fucking suck and cause injury anyway so it's good those cunts are going under.i started with nikes, then got a pair of asics and never looked back. so much better.
nikes were always a bit too skinny for my feet (wide feet is associated with higher agility)Adidas predators were always the best boot
>>157839559Kangaroo leather mizunos are good too. Fuck Nike and synthetic Jew garbage
classy ro*ch faggots
>>157839657sounds like a defensive weakness, many such cases. very sad.
>>157839657where was the father?
>>157839789He threw the can
>>157839657Omg we better ban cans, sirens, saturday nights, and throwing things as well implementing a 24/7 monitoring system to keep track of all citizens at all timesTo protect children or something
>>157839816DV is a real problem is you Youi community. or maybe the little shit should learn to catch a free drink when its offered?
Elons neural chips can't come soon enough desu
>>157839657family club btw
>>157839657What was it a can of though? Useless fucking journos.
>>157839836We should only protect stakeholders and shareholders. Noone else.
unironically who do we have that can replace neale?
>>157839886
Why are AFL fans like this?
>>157839891We're gonna need you to go to a police department and show them your ID in order to make another postIt protects children dont question me
>>157839948let me get my (little) hat and my coat and i'll be on my way.
>>157839947we're a nation of goldfish
>>157839657At least the roach made a genuine attempt
Straight Sets Exit Fred vs No Threepeat BaneI wonder which team these two retards are going to tip
>>157839927should chuck berry in the guts hes a bit of a beast
>>157840275I only believe sports or voting predictions made by octopii or panda bears.
>>157839559asics headed the same way. quality is shit now, saucony is pretty good for runners but I reckon nothing beats adidas copa mundials for footy
>>157840387chuck berry's dead, mate. thats why he didnt book the grand final entertainment gig.
>>157839947NPC nationNPC culture
Farnsey :(>>157840486prepare your sphincter, you >reee ozzzy yeah nah m8 bunnings snags tradies npc spergs are in for a bad time.
alf loikes b.Lyndon rite¿https://youtu.be/9svjxOdpxm4
gma
>>157840725HEAVE HOUNNA
seb, made it through summer bruzhope the tommys were bountiful big fella
https://www.afl.com.au/video/1617866/access-lions-only-hope-after-stupid-act-hawks-would-stand-up-in-gf?videoId=1617866&modal=true&type=video&publishFrom=1789944048001Look at Damo trying to use strong language, emphasizing his `DISGRACEFUL` phrasing. Just a little weak journo.
>>157840275just goes to show all these pundits are completely clueless
>>157840807>tommiesdried em, canned em and donated nearly 100 kg already fella xpic is a new cayenne variety I tried this season
>>157840971scomoville rating?
>>157841059nothing crazy fella, reckon 30k-50kmilder than an habanero fosho https://youtu.be/8V_TXNdn5ss
>>157840971>donatedyoure a good bloke seb hope all is well
TonightThe "Genius Monster" receives his crown
>Brisbane Lions will wear the Fitzroy red guernsey on Saturday okay then, going for Bane.
>>157841666they should wear the poo pyramid logo
>>157839947I’d say at least 80% of humanity has a recency bias. 90% probably can’t remember anything that happened beyond a week ago.
I am gay
>>157839947
>>157841624see>>157841763
Lachie Neale should still play on grand final day despite punching Jack Ginnivan in the guts and being reported for it.He should still play in the grand final despite being found guilty of striking by the match review officer and despite the fact Adelaide’s Max Michalanney was, only days ago, found guilty of the same offence and suspended for round one next season.Neale should be free to play the grand final for the same reason his teammate Charlie Cameron escaped suspension in 2024 and games record holder Scott Pendlebury, earlier this year, was allowed to play the week after being charged with rough conduct.It’s the compelling and exceptional circumstances provision. The two-time Brownlow medallist has never been suspended before in his 320-game career.In the context of how many people play 300 games and then how many of those do so without a suspension, and the fact he has two Brownlow medals, Neale is the very definition of exceptional circumstances.In the 2024 Cameron case, a very minor additional point the tribunal considered was that he had also done extensive community work. This was not the reason his suspension was overturned at the time, but the AFL subsequently removed off-field behaviour as a character consideration. Neale might be glad of that given his very public personal matters this year.Pertinently, it was the only change the AFL made. They did not remove the broad exceptional and compelling circumstances provision, only the off-field part. They had every chance very recently to remove that provision if they wanted to, but they didn’t. So if the provision is there, it would be difficult to argue it should not apply to Neale.
>>157841763Meant for>>157841624
>>157839657>throwing a full canCouldn’t be me
This is before considering the broader point which the AFL has for years stubbornly refused to do, which is to acknowledge – as they do in meting out punishments for offences committed in grand finals – that finals, and grand finals in particular, are worth far more than any other games, thus a suspension that forces a player to miss one is a much greater penalty.Until this year, an act such as Neale’s hit on Ginnivan would only have drawn a fine, but he now stands to miss a grand final for it. The irony is that it was former Brisbane Lions CEO Greg Swann who brought in the change when he took up his job at the AFL.
>>157841799>>157841837fuck off ai faggot
>>157839657Protect yourself at all times.
It’s a good looking matchup but still wish Brisbane were in yellow
>>157841624heard it's to be fashioned into a cockring due to its size.
>>157841799its good enough for "top bloke" charlien cameron, its good enough for "top bloke" lachie neale.
finna halo pizza
Does SEN/Hutchy have a messiah complex with Gerard Whateley? Why is this on the front page of the SEN website?Why would anyone care about the idiot Whateley's "brownlow multi"?Hutchy paid Whateley the big money to replace Kevin Bartlett on his hungry for sport morning slot. I still just don't get it.
>minor breach of contract made with a drug fucked whore : (>cheating on your wife : )
>>157841992One was a tackle, the other was an off the ball hit.Even with Pendlebury this year, Gleeson emphasized the point that it wasn't just the good bloke clause, but also that it was a football action in the heat of play. Lachie Neale just went for a cheap gut punch off the ball so it won't stand up as well.
whateley drinks his own bath water
>>157842115but he's a TOP BLOKE who's played HEAPS of footy and NOT bin a DOG CUNT EVA so he deserves a mulligan CARN FUCKEN LETTIM PLAY
what's his name?
>>157842123yeh but it doesnt get ya pissed ay its fucken shit
>>157842220myarm'sfree umpie
>>157842220zesty buddy
>>157842220KWAB Of The Year
>>157842115it wasn’t a cheap punch, he was standing up for his teammate who had just been viciously attacked by ginnivan
>>157842272nta (didnt watch the game) but he's not captain anymore, shouldnt have done shit. "standing up for his team mate" is a bs excuse.
>>157842220Sherrin Humpy
>>157841908the youi lions vs the bankwest stripes
>>157842463>wankbest
>>157822519Imagine being this cocky when you have achieved 4 fifths of fuck all
Nick Daicos is about to be crowned the greatest player to have ever played the game.I think all you shitposters owe him an apology.
PRESSURE POINTSPRESSURE POINTSweeeeeew i’ve got a stiffy
Fuck neale the piece of shit sniping dog
naicos spotted going over his speech for tonight with a few teammates
>>157842115Cope. He’ll get off and you’ll continue to cry.
>>157842220Narrmman Chimpey
I cant stand fat people
>>157842551Never said he wouldn't get off, but it's not nearly as clear cut as you think, banesperg. The pendlebury defence is not a guarantee to work given the offense is much more cynical.
>>157838280That's exactly what happened in 2023. Nick "Master Illusionist" Daicos took a dive, got the free and kicked a goal. Collingwood won the game by that single kick.
>>157842514he got a free car from the simps on the footy show, and about 10 free tv's over the season, I think he'll cope with a bit of banter. so continue sucking him off online all you want, but the lil nepo will always be the lil nepo
https://x.com/sammy__edmund/status/2101535320424763588How is this not worth a week but what Neale did is?
Fuck yeah raclette
>>157842604Cry more
>>157842514by winning the same award tom mitchell, oliver wines, matt rowell, matt priddis and adam cooney won?Why do you NPCs read so much into the Brownlow anyway?
my dealer's sent out a msg on signal saying he's oos till wednesday, footy and champagne emojis.
>>157842618Ty Gallop got 3 weeks for the same shit like a month ago
>>157842618hawthorn cheap rat cuntvile organisation
>>157842686He hasn't proven he's a good guy tho
>>157842680>says the npc who knows and cares who any of those whos? are
>>157839339half a Hinkley and a quarter of a Hinkley is chump change
>>157841666Do Brisbane not have a white guernsey?Purple vs Red is an awful clash.
>>157842693not as vile as the cheatlong scats thoughbeit
>>157842715the youi font is only allowed in white. check the club charter.
>>157842618family club btw
>>157842686Gallop didn't punch Georgiades twice in the head
>>157842715they have a gold jumper but probably don’t want to wear it because it has a giant poo emoji on it
>>157842719not really relevant (like the cats hahaha) here fella
>>157841908Yeah, that's an awful clash. The shoulders blend in completely.
kelli can blame the kit colours as to why she mixes up the players names.
>>157842774nothing quite sets me off like a kit clash
local irish pub is doing irish aflw players things during their season. the irish chicks seem less dyke-y, maybe I should go and meet a nice irish lass? or at least clobber scoops if i see the flea.
>>157842774
>>157842774what are you fucking colourblind? give me a break
pendle's haircut fyahhhhh
>>157841908Brisbane should wear this
>>157843055his beard looks good though
>>157843055JFMSU
>>157843055where can I buy this as memorabilia???
>>157842715>Purple vs Red is an awful clashMaybe if you’re colourblind.
Still not sure if some of you blokes are actually retards that whinge about everything or just pretending to be retards that whinge about everything.
>>157843058The fitzroy curse is stronger than st kilda's
>>157842899>>157843024When they're in motion they'll be impossible to tell apart.Contrast (light vs dark) works a LOT better than slightly different colours. Fremantle are in dark so the Lions should be in light.
>>157843058Kino
>>157843437>impossiblelmaololdumb stupid cunt
>>157843328Fitzroy won 8 times as many premierships as St Kilda.
>>157843437You genuinely might be visionary-impaired, mate. Might be worth a check up.
>>157843437https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2Zvh5EVmnUIt looks fine
Here's a Last Two Minutes video from when they wore the same outfits.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkSSXdUVpB4Extremely hard to tell them apart.
is this a colourblind thing
>>157843437>>157843637https://www.health.gov.au/topics/eye-health-and-vision?language=en
>Free agent full-forward Ben King has confirmed what has long been expected by asking for a move to Hawthorn.
>>157843437>>157843637https://play.afl/umpire/become-an-umpire
>>157843723Do you get to shower with the female umpires after the game?
>>157843709Why is he "asking"?
>>157843781
would be so funny if nicky lost tonight
i have an awful headache
>>157844034take two of these and call me in the morning
>>157844050*gives you the ol' left right*
>>157844034then stop posting or even looking at a screen u dingleberry. screentime wont help.
Our gardener is indian or some kind of browny and he's a really nice fella and now I feel kind of bad
>>157844034dumbfuck this isn't telehealth, take a panadol or have a shower. do both. that'll be 80 dollars thanks.
Some australianised Indians are alright and some of their girls are pretty hot
>>157844072why do you have a gardener?
The public holiday should be the Monday after the grand finalThen you could move the game to Sunday night
>>157844108he does the gardening
>>157844110Why do you guys get a public holiday anyway? The game is on Saturday lol
>>157844135typical labor corruption
>>157844123why dont you do it? it'd leave him more time to plow your mum , sister and gf.
>>157844150bit of an odd thing to say mate
>>157844135because Victoria is thew home of Football, and fuck you. thats why.
victoria built a statue for dan andrews
Let me tell you about American idioth
>>157844169not really. pointing out the poster's lack of gardening skills directly correlates with his supporting the employment of some brown immigrant who could otherwise be better utilised improving the nation's birthrate, something the poster himself is unable to assist with is just a common sense post. dont read too much into it.
>>157844200someone's got a case of the mondays
who else/nottuningintothebrownlowtonight/?
>>157844226I like seeing the recap of each round even though my team is a bunch of a retarded faggots who cannot win
>>157844211how do you figure? monday's my day off. i'm in an alright mood, considering the weekend's loss. maybe if I had a really big garden I might be happier. but I dont. I'm not rich like some.
>>157844234your team consists of alf posters?
the nrl really wins the narrative by having their gf the week after us
>>157844234>my team is a bunch of a retarded faggots who cannot wingonna need to be more specific
>>157844260Feels more like having the paralympics after the real olympics
>>157844260and by playing at night
>>157844253alf is PROUD fuckhead spastique country land
>>157844272based
>>157844272this. it's the "oh yeah" of australian sporting events. they even know this which is why they only promote snorigin.
>>157844260>enjoying sloppy secondsoh fella, you do you.
fuck hawthorn lol
>>157844275yeah very true
Will “Mr. September” Ashcroft
>>157844260I enjoyed nrl's girlfriend, I hope nrl enjoyed having her a week after me. that taste? I've been drinking pineapple juice.
Go the Woodside Energy Fremantle Dockers
i can tell you for an absolute fact lachie neale will be playing in the grand final
>>157844377based in cockburn*
coolest poster in the jenny>>157844329
my life is over, i ruined everything i threw it all away, i’m so sad all the time. I’ll kill myself
>search nrl in catalogue >”no results”Seems they would rather post in here
>Not letting Neale play the last game with his current team in a grand final against his old teamThere's no way we are denied this kino
>>157844448chin up lad
>>157844394gina rhinehardt likes afl now?
>>157844448do a chin up fatty
>>157842220J'armfree Chimpey
>>157844468no, the kino would be in current team vs team he's going to next.
just farted
>>157844468Retribution by the small hats for all the bad press he drew this year.
Was trying to meditate and Nick Daicos kept coming into my mind.
>>157844521You've changed my opinion, I think him watching his two old teams from the sidelines knowing that he's never playing in a grand final again would be the most kino outcome
Will Ginnivan write to the appeals board saying Neale should play? Two for one >muh heckin spirit of the game good guysand make Ginnivan look like less of a grub for a while even though he ran by and sledged the umpire Sicily was chimping out to as well.
I cant watch the grand final because it will be impossible to tell the teams apart when they are in motion
>>157844462being obsessed with nrl is peak /afl/ though
>>157844562AI cameras would fix this
>>157844562Watch it in black and white bruv will be kino
I'm catching a flight otd so I'll miss most of it.my care factor isn't high this time but like mum says "I just hope everyone has a good time, and noone drinks too much"
A lucrative night coming up for Nick Daicos who has already won a couple of cars through media prizes and also has a Brownlow Medal bonus of up to $100,000 in his contract. He is going to win every individual award this year. Signed to 2029 but has all the leverage in the world if he wants to talk contract extensions next year
>>157844562I tried watching ice hockey once but couldn't see the puck
>>157844588the joke is, there's no puck. its just some guy with a laser pointer.
luke beveridge should buy a bar in footscray and call it “luke’s drinks”
>>157844601Well I feel fooolish
>>157844607be grateful you can still feel anything.
>>157844448Rudeus...
>>157844625Someone's mighty proud of their work and as you should be.
>>157844625bigger ego than any tradie i' know.
>>157844561IF Ginnivan didn't get punched in the stomach then he should be suspended for staging.
how to get rid of tyres
>>157844624no spoilers m8, i haven't watched it yet
>>157844625does it still flush if its rotated 90 degrees
>>157844650plant a gum tree in them
>>157844659what do you mean "flush"?
Fuck off
>>157844665like PHHWWSSHHHHHHHHHH gargle gargle
>>157844396Because the air in freo was so shit and making players sick
>>157844681idk i'll ask the guy who's fb i nicked it from.
>>157844650The Jeet way
>>157844692bozo
>>157844625>double trap airlockhave fun with that retard kek
oh ohhh we gotta live one here
>>157844704never happens
Just get fucked all of you
>>157844715reckon its the reason it was replaced. With the same setup lmao
I present to you your 2026 Brownlow Medalist.
bro spent 3x as much as he needed to on pipesnext time dont make a rollercoaster and just pipe it straight to the exit
>>157844717think its best you leave.
kek he's BOILING
me personally? i'm scared too mess with the plumbing, leave it to the professionals i say
>>157844625steal that quote from pintrest?
BAKING
>noooo you cant replace things how they were you have to tear down everything, apply new waterproofing and pipe through the concrete foundation
>>157844625this is illegal
>>157844736nah thats the poo and the methane
>>157844728Was called for a ball in. Elite play by the Genius Monster.
>using more pipe to create a double trap airlock instead of less pipe for cheaper to do it properly without any future problemsgood for you champ haha
>>157844755isnt genius monsters what lady gaga calls her fans?
STEAMING
>>157844758posting advice when you arent a registered tradie without a disclaimer is seriously dangerous behaviour and you might find yourself in front of a court
bunnings scares me, it's all so overwhelming, i feel out of my depth
>>157844766i'll take a cup of that
>>157844769old mate finna find himself calling a plumber good effort though
>>157844776I hate that cunts are allowed to bring their devilspawn mutts in with them
>>157844778>some kind of ali baba type appyeah that tracks
>>157844780once he gets credit for his phone. mumza's late buying it. tomorrow maybe.
Carlton ruckman Flynn Riley is seeking a trade to Collingwood.The Blues have had a two-year offer for the out-of-contract big man but Collingwood has three years on the table. He's informed the clubs of his decision
>His parents don't support him.
i reckon the best godflesh album is pure, followed by songs of love and hate. what do you faggot spastics think?
the 2026 afl premiership cup winning team collingwood led by the game breaking generational talent nick daicos who dominated from the opening bounce to pick up his first ever norm smith medal after clean sweeping the medal count on brownlow night
>>157844802I get emotional support, financial? no. and prepaid phones are for teens and drugdealers.
>>157844769Love it when you call a tradie in for something and they absolutely shit on the previous guy's work and you just have to fake laugh because it was actually your own DIY fix.
You're such a big boy playing adult.
The last two brownlows had the winner receive +12 votes than predictedWho's going to be the upset this year?
>>157844818Narcissism of small differences
>enright quits the aintsKEKshit kilda are fucked
Bailey Smith in a boilover
>do a ton of unlicensed work yourself>warranty on your house now voided>hire a plumber to change a single tap>warranty now back in place because a licensed professional did the last work
>>157844824Heeney already wonafl and umps fucked with the votes so they didnt have an awkward situation and also to give cucktorians a consolation prize
>>157844824It's already accounted for. Daicos is expected to poll 50+ votes.
>>157844824going off previous years results, nick daicos will be the biggest upsettest player ever. new mousepad imminent.
>>157844838New disappointed reaction image imminent.
>>157844824Peter Daicos if his son isn't blown by last 2 years winners on stage during his acceptance speech
You gotta loicense for that pipe?
isuuc peeney is nowhere near a brownlowshitney were unironically better without the fuckwit rapist spud
>>157844851engagement off stil, love?
>>157844851you sound like a woman or heaps old. hows your shit team going lol
>Yes, we had access to the stats this year>HOWEVER, that isn't the only factor our umpires use for deciding brownlow votes
>>157844762You are replying to piesperg. Just understand that it is mentally ill.
>>157844845for the sake of my own mental health, I need a happier mousepad. looking at that sooky malaka's face all year...christ sakes
>>157843838kek bodied that blind dork
Piesperg has won me over the Genius Monster nick name pure genius from piespserg to come up with such an inventive nickname.
>>157844874When you have a mousepad where he's smiling holding up the medal that will make you feel better.
So who should the flag favourites be next year?Hawthorn after adding King and Merrett?Bulldogs after adding Butters and Butts?Freo who will still have a very strong team?I imagine Brisbane stagger a little with the loss of Neale.Geelong aren't going to improve much, too many old farts.Collingwood will be stuck in the middle.Maybe Adelaide can make a jump? Or Melbourne with their young list (but they are still overly dependent on Gawn).I think Carlton should go alright unless they suffer from caretaker second year blues again (like with David Teague)
>>157844868making up names and personas for anonymous posters isn't much better, mate. I get called all sorts of identities, none close to accurate. so keep your naming-names to yourself.
>>157844894You are piesperg. Always have been, always will be.Also your team is shit, McRae botched the list badly.
>>157844882Cease and Desist, Our client claims ownership of the "Genius Monster" name and brand globally.
>>157844892racking up an 8-ball off it will.
>>157844907based bailey sniff when he gets home after watching Nick "Genius Legacy Monster" Daicos win the brownlow.
Nick 'Genus Monstera' Daicos
>>157844896there you go again. so you're the schizo fuckdribble who's trying to give me the identity crisis. barking at shadows and wanking to god-knows-what. nrl players [probably.
>>157844926>nrl players [probably.
>>157844926Relax piesperg, you're not very good at being discreet. We can all tell it's you.
>>157844912noone gets a custom mousepad that quickly, not even bailey smith. he's not tim cook or bill gates!
>!
>>157844939you don't know the world of custom's like bailey does.
>>157844935>weyou're on your own here
Nick Daicos is the protagonist of the afl. We are all just in an anime about him.
>>157844950this is one of my favourite things to reply with instantly isolates the person youre arguing with and makes them look weak
>>157844935Why are you always arguing with everyone DS?
>>157844954one man army
>>157844893my preseason top 4 this year was: hawthorn, bane, geelong, footscray and the only change i'll make is fred coming in for geelong or bane.
Nintendo DS?
>>157844749ooo moite i hope you have a license to do that bathroom
fuk u
>>157844965DickSuck? DogSperg? DaicosSexxxo?
>3 good games and a rigged dogs shitter
>>157844977it's the bed toilet, try not being dumb and you can plumb your bed so having a bathroom becomes unnecessary.
i watched the lions game at the brisbane casino andhad multiple nrl fans come up to me and say that was their first afl game and they are hooked
done with this sport after this year
>>157844956Meds now
>>157844377for me, it's dp world
>>157845013Meds now, idiot.
its nick daicos day today
>>157845035The crowningThe coronation
>>157845035
>>157845045>>157845045>>157845045NEW
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
