2026 brownlow medal looms
nick daicos
Reminder that Collingwood have botched their list. You can thank McRae for this.They will go into 2027 with the oldest list in the AFL, and this after getting rid of Pendlebury and Sidebottom. Their age demographic is just too old, and they have too many shit players in auxiliary roles, like Ned Long and Charlie West.A 34 year old Lachie Neale isn't taking them anywhere. He has already been poor in the finals and it doesn't get easier on 34 year old legs.
>>157844893Brisbane easily still.Will Ashcroft will finally leave his rookie stage and enter pre-peak era.
fuck ai slop
Lachie Neale is a huge in for Collingwood. He will lead them from the middle and be in charge of getting the ball to Nick Daicos.
>>157845066I drew that by hand
>>157845059Will Ashcroft would be the Dogs 4th best midfielder, banesperg.
what would you guys go dressed up as on mad monday
>>157845082Will Ashcroft has more Norm Smith medals than Footscray/Western Bulldogs has in their entire existence.
>>157845083I wouldn’t dress up, and I probably wouldn’t even go
>>157845082That says more about the dogs than ashcroft
Maynard sits in the spa, hair slicked to the left, arms resting on the rail behind him, sweating and hot.Nick faces and straddles him, maynards powerful thighs providing a strong saddle for him to sit on. Nick looks down at Maynards forehead, playing with his hair, Maynard brushes nicks hand aside, seemingly disinterested. Darcy Moore watches hunched forward and eyes locked, brow furrowed, one hand on his crotch and the other holding a now warm can of premixed vodka and raspberry.
>>157845083
>>157845088OH ONNONONONONONONO
>>157845083>playing dressups as an adult manNo, I have self-respect and dignity. Dress-up-parties are humiliation rituals.
>>157845096why is everyone saying its not impys faultid be filthy at the cunt if i was a team mate
>>157841908>>157842715it's a perfectly adequate contrast. nobody has problems with fred's purple vs the red swasn jumper last week. this is the same thing
>>157845088So? He'd still be the Bulldogs 4th best midfielder.
>>157845083caro
>>157845116How dare you
>>157845083Nicky Winmar
>>157844893>So who should the flag favourites be next year?Brisbane and Freo both have young lists with few weaknesses and while Brisbane will be losing Neale they still have plenty of mids. Think they will both start favourites provided neither get belted in the granny which usually means a slide the next year.>I imagine Brisbane stagger a little with the loss of Neale.Keeping Bailey offsets that. Plus McCluggage has been terrible this year with no continuity so getting him fit again will be like a new recruit. Bailey and the Ashcrofts will get to spend more time in the midfield too and Ashcrofts have a lot of improvement left.>Hawthorn after adding King and Merrett?Yep. Right up there. List will be very strong and looks like Ward has another level to go to.>Bulldogs after adding Butters and Butts?Butters basically replaces Libba and Butts is solid but not elite. Still got question marks imo but list should be good enough for top 6.>Geelong aren't going to improve much, too many old farts.They still have at least one more year competing at the top. They were able to play busted Jezza behind the ball and their forward line was fine so things long term might be fine too.>Collingwood will be stuck in the middle.They're pushing their chips in for one more crack. Not sure they'll be able to make a granny though. Not in the favourites for mine to start.>Maybe Adelaide can make a jump?They needed to get Bailey. Where does the improvement they need in the midfield come from now? Dawson and Rankine can't do too much more than they're already doing.
>>157845083sydney sweeney. as in i would just turn up in lacey lingerie
>>157845088>>157845108>Footscray>Played: 150 seasons>Medals: 1>Will Ashcroft>Played: 4 seasons>Medals: 2* (potentially 3)Grim viewing.
will ashcroft is a systembabby who gets carried by the best team
>>157845114No, you don't understand. I simply MUST have something to whinge about.
>>157845096https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG8YrDF6cDk&t=65s
>>157845111His team mates were telling him to hold it in. Then when the whistle didn't come they started looking around and jumping up and down because their emotions were freaking out. Then they stood around in disbelief when the whistle finally came to call holding the ball.
but desu i would also prefer to see the bears jumper. at least that is brisbane. much prefer it to honouring some long dead loser club from the worst lefty poof suburb in melbourne
>>157845133>Keeping Bailey offsets thatIt doesn't, banesperg. You don't replace departing players with players who are already in the team. That's not how it works.With Neale you lose experience and quality. It's going to have an effect, especially without a replacement.
>>157845107Tess should have those big boobs but not sure why the guy dressed as Jules also has a big rack.
>>157845139>Levi Ashcroft>Won all the premierships in his underage years>Won all the premierships in his professional yearsHe just doesn't know losing. The Ashcroft family will go down as the best ever.
>>157845154You don't know shit, faggot. Role changes for players are common to replace outgoing or older players. Teams naturally develop and evolve. Not that you'd know. What team do you even support?
>>157845163suck my cock poof
dogs got brutalised the adelaides shitty midfieldbontempelli is never winning a brownlowbutters cant fix that mess
>>157845154Neale is 36, they would've been planning to replace him anyway.They got a whole bunch of young academy guns to slot into his role anyway.
bottomsmelly could have been an all time great if he didn't waste his career at footscray
>>157845096
>>157845154>You don't replace departing players with players who are already in the teamTeams do that literally all the time.
2027 threat?igg, unironically
>Your 2026 Brownlow Medal winner, Isaac Heeney
>>157845181Bontempelli is the greatest player of the modern era.Sure he never won a brownlow and the premiership came in his third year when he was being carried, but he's still the best.
>>157845201He’s also never finished in the top 4 in 13 years
>>157845163Relax banesperg, losing lachie neale will hurt. No amount of cope changes this.
>>157845096is impey having a seizure?
>>157845186Replace him with whom?He might be old but he still had a big impact this season. Would've missed top 4 without him.>>157845196With mixed success. Some players are easier to replace than others.
why are brisbane even appealing neale’s suspension seeing as they are better off without him?
>3 votes I.Heeney>2 votes C.Warner>1 vote N.Blakey
>>157845216he has one good game left in him and deserves a farewell but it doesnt matter bane is winning by 40+ if he plays or not
>>157845083If I was a roach, a Brisbane themed umpire uniform
>>157845208Obviously but the impact is offset by keeping Bailey, who has constantly flagged wanting more mid time and performed well when replacing Neale across the finals series last year.A fit McCluggage, Levi Ashcroft and Daniel Annable will all have a chance to get some of Neale's midfield time too. Lachie will be 34 next year and wasn't going to play forever.
>>157845228hawthorn got more a ride tbqh
anyone cheering votes for any of the sydney 5 will be promptly escorted from the venue
family club btw
>>157845232>but the impact is offset by keeping BaileyNo it isn't.
>4 slaps Stephanie Keenan
>>157845246Yes it is.
>>157845214more like a he's-zure
>>157845242what was lachie neal doing in the crowd?
>>157845254You can cope however you like banesperg, but players already on the list do not offset departures. That's just you coping like the brainrotted diehard tragic you are. You're no different to piesperg coping about how his club can easily cover the loss of Pendlebury when they still haven't even properly replaced Tom Mitchell or Ian Hill yet.
>gunston pushes andrews number with two hands and lewis marks ithawks should have never hit the front 2bh
>>157845267grub club
>>157845265>but players already on the list do not offset departures.They do when they're given a role change, like looms for Bailey, or the opportunity to play in the senior team which might not have been available beforehand, like Annable. Teams understand players leave or retire. It happens literally every year.
>bane can't replace neale because... THEY JUST CAN'T OKAY!?
Which team does the baneseether go for?
>>157845284imagine keeping players till they are 40 just because they were once good lolcollingwood determined to stay 8th-10th for eternity
>>157845288No one knows. He will avoid the question if you ask him but Swans or Cats seems likely.
Speaking on replacing Neale, who comes in to replace him this week?
>>157845283Retards like you always run this cope. It doesn't always work out, and only a moron like you would write it off as a seamless transition.Everyone with a functioning brain recognizes the loss of Neale will likely have a significant impact. No amount of mental gymnastics on your end will change that.You're like the Hawthorn fans who thought they could comfortably cover the losses of Sam Mitchell and Jordan Lewis when they were pushed out the door.
>>157845300>It doesn't always work outYeah, but that also means it does work out sometimes, right?Keep seething, faggot. Brisbane will be okay.
BREAKING: Lachie Neale cleared to play
>baneseether>banesperg >catsook>catsperg>perry>swansook >swanseether
>>157845294not mebane will be fine, as will my catters
>>157845304I'm just correctly pointing out you're a moron, banesperg.
>>157845312And I'm pointing of that you're unironically the one coping thinking that there's no way to replace a 34 year old mid.
kill hawkroachesbehead hawkroachesroundhouse kick a hawkroach into the concrete
>>157845323
>>157845321I'm not saying there's no way, I'm saying it won't be trivial and it will have a significant effect.Evidently reading literacy isn't your strong suit, banesperg.
>>157845299Answerth
>>157845304>won a semi without neale>won a prelim without neale>equal at half time in the grand final without nealehmmmm
Tonight the Genius Monster is awarded a grand prize for his elite work throughout the year.HERE'S TO NICK DAICOSSSS
>>157845330Evidently you have convinced yourself Brisbane have to decline despite having a list full of young talent and are going to have to spend yet another year seething and frothing at the mouth as Lions play finals again.
>>157845323BASED
harley sneed will lead my catters to our next dynasty
hipGOD will kick 6 and win the norm
>>157845336i got a semi for neale iykwim haha
>>157845341Look at how insecure you're getting, banesperg. I didn't even say they'd decline, just that losing Neale would have an effect, and could easily set them behind Hawthorn and the Dogs, who look set to make big improvements. Fremantle aren't losing any key players either.Must've been tough for you growing up with such a low IQ.
>>157845355he's a slippery character
>>157845288this years baneseether goes for sydney>>157845299Noah Answerth (most likely)Bruce Reville (possible, plays center)Keidean Coleman/Lincoln McCarthy (risky, prone to injury)James Tunstill/Dan Annable/Cody Curtin/Will McLachlan (underused, likely won't be up for it)
>>157845330McCluggage has been unfit this year, he'll get a good offseason in and resume his AA form
will a prostitute let me massage her feet? (no sex)
If bane gets three in a row all it really proves is how good 2023 Collingwood was.
>>157845367McCluggage has been on your list for 10 years now, Banesperg. Still not a replacement.It's quite bizarre how unintelligent you are.
>>157845361Brisbane will be fine.You will continue to seethe.These things WILL happen.
Do you guys follow BTP Plumbing on TikTok? Such a funny cunt haha
>>157845373if Will gets his 3rd norm 2023 will have an * next to it
>>157845385Maybe they will, maybe they won't, time will tell as the dynamics change next season.One thing is for sure though, you're a very stupid person who doesn't know much about football.
>>157845355/bigo/
>>157845371100%. Though some will charge more than others depending if their feet were touched by the person that molested them in their youth.
>>157845390Fine.Seethe.(You).
>>157845393I never molested a prostittute in my youth though
>>157845399Yes but someone did.
Annalise Dalins is to Brownlow fashion what people thought Bec Judd was 20 years ago. Absolutely show stopping whilst maintaining an insane level of class. What she wears is genuinely art
Dogsperg been arguing all day again?
our guy
>>157845410Depends. Is he the guy that seethes endlessly about Brisbane?
reckon ppl are reading too much into freo's average form.their big forwards are due for a big game, and they raped brisbane last time out at the gabba.by contrast, it should be harder for brisbane to score against a stronger freo defence, particularly with a much more even midfield battle (freo actually has a better midfield)
>>157845417fat cunt
>>157845421>cant read into freos average form>reads into when brisbane were going through average formits an interesting discussion
>>157845429You are genuinely mentally ill mate.
>>157845371yeah come round, price...uhhh, i'll get back to ya. or not.
>>157845440he's not me retard
reckon ppl are reading too much into geelongs's average form.their big forwards are due for a big game, and they raped brisbane two weeks ago at the mcg by contrast, it should be harder for brisbane to score against a stronger cats defence, particularly with a much more even midfield battle (geelong actually has a better midfield)
oh no surely not daicosbros?
>>157845424he’s me retard
i want a massage but i have body dysmorphia and scared ill get a chub
What happened when Fremantle played Melbourne at the MCG in their "grand final rehearsal"?
>>157845461>you cant read into freos poor form there mate
>>157845458go to an asian joint where getting you off is expected
>weekend past cleared the gutters coz fyaaaah sneezes is upon us>drive to mum, do her gutters >gf's mum ask if i could do hers too, has a case of nice beer and bag of lamb chops as (surprise) paymentreckon I should call mum and see if I can get her to match beer + meat, oitherwise gf's mum is mny new mum like in trade season. would add an incest angle to the sexo life too.
i would literally pay a girl to draw on my back
>>157845468no but thats part of the fear cos i just want a massage and i go to wrong place what if they try jerk me off and my anxiety doesnt let me get up and then the massage and wank off is ruined
oh nonononononono
>case
>>157845469So much there is a trigger for some of the shut-ins here. meat, beer, gf, SEX...gg m8
is it a faux pax to keep your shirt on for a massage
>>157845242
>>157845421>yeah nah i reckon they're due for a big game
>>157845382And Bane has coped without an elite-tier mid for virtually the entire season, proving the exact point that they can handle it
wait is brownlow tonight?had no clue
will ashcroft is better than bont and butters combined
>>157845421when was the last time big forwards all had a big game in a granny? with two competitive teams
>>157845516Except when you got smashed by Brisbane on your home deck.Then smashed by GWS.Then smashed by Carlton.Then smashed by a badly undermanned Sydney.Nothing is certain, banesperg. I bet you thought you were on the brink of greatness when crazy vossy made all those trades in 2009.
I SEE IT BUT I DONT BELIEVE ITNICK DAICOS YOU ARE A GENUIS
>>157845522And yet they're in a granny and probably going to win on Saturday, so they can't be that shit can they? They've outperformed at least 16 if not 17 teams. So what's your point baneseether?
>>157845522>Then smashed by GWS.>you cant get smashed by this much and make the grand final>Then smashed by Carlton.>you cant get smashed like this and make the grand final>Then smashed by a badly undermanned Sydney.>you cant lose a QF and make the grand final
>>157845420Maybe. But calling people Perry and claiming Butters is the second coming is more his schtick currently.
>>157845522>Except when you got smashed by Brisbane on your home deck.antibanesperg is so asshurt that he's saying Brisbane got smashed by Brisbane
lions would still win games without will ashcroftmeanwhile pies would lose without daicosport would lose without buttersand dogs would lose without bont
Mason Cox is a big game player and is going to end Brisbane's three peat dreams by ripping the game to shreds.Quite annoyed that my catters didn't go after him when he was delisted from the Pies and >we needed a stopgap ruck.
Can we do a linguistic analysis to find out who baneseether is and who he supports?
>>157845529Nobody said they were shit, banesperg
wondering if any other teams will start to realise that with the pre finals bye you are better off losing the QFusually a 5 year lag with these things i guess
>>157845533Meant to say Fremantle.
>The Daicossexual who kept on making fun of Ashcroft's ACL injury for an uncomfortable amount of time kicked off the Bane meta on /afl/I wish I retired so I could write a book on this development. It signified so much, Pies insecurity is ultimately the root of all this.
>>157845539we already know it's Sydney
>>157845540If they're making grannies then what's your fucking point? Random H&A games don't matter if you win the flag or reach prelims
>>157845446>it should be harder for brisbane to score against a stronger cats defenceStewart missed the grand final due to being bodyslammed by Chol. Don't recall Pearce getting a piledriver on the weekend so Freo will be fine.
>IF YOU DON'T FULLY BELIEVE IN MY BANE TO RECOVER FROM LACHIE NEALE AND DOMINATRE FOR THE NEXRT 10 YEARDS THEN UYOU ARE A BNANESEETHJER
>>157845552he never recovered after i called the swans frauds for pretty much the entire of 2024 and i got proven right
>>157845469>Do a tradie's job>Suddenly drowning in milf attentionMany such cases.
lions winning would cause massive statsperg suicide>NOOOO YOU CAN'T LE HECKIN RELY ON OFFENSE AND WIN THE FLAG>MUH 13TH RANKED DEFE-ACK
>>157845537fuckingTHISHIS
>>157845553Context, brainlet. I am disputing the notion that a midfield deficit doesn't matter in the head to head with Freo.Freo have a better midfield, and already beat the Lions at the Gabba without Serong. It's something clearly going in their favor, especially with a big point of difference like Jackson, who is far better than Draper and Fort.Freo's issue will be the mental demons, but if they get past that and play at their best, they should win.
>>157845520In a competitive game?Hawkins in 2011 won it for Geelong. Probably some more recent than that though.
lads call the grand final off from here onif you beat a team once in the home and away season its all over im afraid
>>157845566Teams can't defend anymore with the 6-6-6 and stand rule, so better to go full offence.
>>157845580Aussie chicks were way better in the 2000s
>>157845556heh it really do be like that, banepoofs are very sensitive
How tf you blokeys posting so fast
>brayshaw>serong>ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm oh young i guess?
>>157845591Watch 9/11 videos of people running for their lives. Everyone is thin and fit as fuck back then.Now most people would have their guts bursting from their clothes as they stand there with their phones out recording.
>>157845566le 1% face
>>157845533He's such a butthurt retard.
just shaved my bum cracklooking forward to my next poo
what was that
>>157845556>>157845599both me btw
will ashcroft win today
>>157845623north smith is on saturday mate
Give me tonight's winning bets, you reprobate whingers.
>>157845605Young is a better player than Ashcroft.
>>157845628levi
>>157845628>said nobody.
there are literal plane, bus and train loads of freddit-supporting worstern pozzstralians FLOODING into Victoria tonight, absolutely TANKING the avg IQ of both states
New EBTs force you to have a tab account. Fucking bullshit
>>157845633Young is in the category of player who actually damages by foot. Ashcroft is one of those players with the habit of picking the ball up and immediately hacking it or handballing to someone under pressure. His brother is even worse with that.Young has been injured a lot but when he's rolling he's objectively a more dangerous player.
give me any form of power and I would unironically turn to the dark side
The SA statewide IQ level just spiked for some reason
>>157845639>both stateswhat the FUCK did my iggers do to deserve this drive by?!!?!?!?!?!?
might tip $240k on daicos winning it
>>157845518>bont and butters combinednaked in a bed or on a chez lounge? thats sorta gay
>>157845654>chezchaise
heeney leader after round 6
Ashcrofts a bit of a seagull and gets outmuscled at times. Him and Rayner go afk when theyre getting heemed as well sometimes
>>157845533really grateful you pointed that out, its very important work you do (for free, I assume) for the community.
any more ashcrofts coming through the pipeline or is it just the hsgf sister?
Dual premiership player Mason Cox
>>157845564she's defo milf quality. gf's dad is scared of heights so refuses to climb a ladder and do it. but he's a gun accountant and I'm not so it all works out.
The thing that seperates Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos from others is his agility and ball movement.It's almost like watching a beautiful play, it's entrancing.
>>157845676Mother of bogg...
>>157845678>gf's dad is scared of heights so refuses to climb a ladderyou may have two mothers in law
>>157845599its their defensive weakness.
>>157845673>Bathrobe with a ribbon on itYikes.
>>157845657even gayer.
I don't care anymoreI really wish the bankers stopped blue balling us so hard and just allowed WW3 to properly kick off
>>157845673>A fucking bath robe>>157845676BOGGED
Seeing all the pretty frocks on brownlow night is my favourite part of the footy season
>>157845676Downgrade of his old missus. Sure, she was a bit of a horse but at least she was wholesome.
>>157845670finna drop off some big ones later, my pipeline WILL be clear.
>>157845673if you ripped that open she will either be in her bra and knickers and garter belt and stockings or completely naked
>>157845096Casual here. Why did he try to fuck the footy?
>>157845695I wouldn’t say that they’re pretty. Beauty is an alien concept to Australian women
>>157845701To try to trick the umpire into thinking you're trying to get rid of it when really you're just holding it in.
>>15784567660 year old influencer face is so hot right now
>>157845701he was holing the ball
the woman who designed *that* dress that juddy's missus wore threw herself off a balcony
>entire Brownlow voting system is changed to rig it so that Nick Daicos can “finally” win>meanwhile on Saturday you had similarly aged Nick Watson on one team and Will Ashcroft on another playing better games individually than Daicos has ever played
>>157845705What about Grace Scott?
>>157845680A bit jazzy but not bad. Better without the shit hair and beard though
imagine if men went their own way and chose hsgfs over women their own age
Is Errol Gulden's lady still classy or have the other WAGs corrupted her and made her trashy?
>>157845705What about Annalise?
>>157845714She’s never worn anything worthy of her namesake since >>157845718It was only that one night. The next year, she looked like a generic zoomer bimbo
>>157845719Not a huge fan of the dress fabric, but it's a nice cut/shape.
jaggabros...
Can we have an honest conversation about how rigged tonight is going to be? Daicos is probably going to get 50 votes despite having a painfully average season
Mama Mia!
>>157845728I’m the opposite, I don’t like racer backs
>>157845734statistically this was his best season but I hardly noticed because collingwood were mostly pathetic overall
>>157845734Everything Collingwood did went through him, so of course he's going to be the MVP for all their wins.Same as NWM is going to get the 3s for all Saint wins.
>>157845734The Genius Monster is a player of a callibber never seen before broHe wins easily.
>>157845734At least if they give him his token award tonight the media can stop bitching about how much he deserves one.
>>157845742>collingwood torpedos their own season just say McCrae can live vicariously through Daicos and win a brownlow
>>157845736This was a good pick up by lloyd. Massa knew and you could see it in his body language he was screaming internally at Impey to dispose of the ball.
>>157845713its actually going to cost himumpires will see 35 touches and realise half were meaningless or turnovers and that there was an actually contested player deserving of the 3 votes
Annalise is elegant and beautiful
any photos of my ella roberts and her big bust
Is there no live stream/broadcast of the red carpet arrivals?
>>157845673>>157845676>>157845680>>157845719>>157845730
>>157845758She’s not with Harley Reid
>>157845743>piesperg is an idiot who can't spellcolor me shocked
>>157845761can you explain this?
>>157845750they were on track for a top 6 finish and likely would have made the prelims if Eliotts leg didn't explode and Membrey knew how to kick straight
if hawks had merrett they would have won
Why are these death traps allowed to be sold? Literally the same model.https://www.eastinflatables.com.au/e102038-inflatable-crayon-playland-combo.htmlhttps://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdoc/au/cases/tas/TASMC/2025/3.html
Keen for a Grace Scott snippet, though I am already expecting disappointment
>color
>>157845770nah oscar allen woulda pipped the difference
10 PLAYERS UNDER 25 THAT ARE BETTER THAN NICK DAICOS>Will Ashcroft>Logan Morris>Sean Darcy>Sam Darcy>Luke Jackson>George Wardlaw>Harley Reid>Nick Watson>Nasiah Wanganeen Milera>Josh Treacy
>>157845771oy vey shoulda hired the cfmeu
>>157845767>colorit's colour, d'fwann
>>157845755are alise
>>157845769And if pigs had wings they could fly
>>157845771Go car ownership btw
>>157845752He LITERALLY held his hand up, palm towards Impey, telling him to hold it in. It was only after the umpire didn't call a ball up that he started chimping out.
>>157845771they look a bit like rockets 2bh
>>157845767Be carefull, there are anons who intentionally mispell words to bait yous
>>157845787>Sean DarcyWhat?
>>157845806Sorry I meant Sam
>>157845801>ruckman catching his breath>not rushing in to create a maulit was already over they just didnt know it yet
>>157845801Exactly when the plan of pretending you couldn't dispose of the ball wasn't working he started chimping out.
>>157845806>Sean Darcy premierships2>nick daicoski premierships1
>>157845796proof?
>>157845806he gf mogs naicos
>>157845818Imagine her getting fucked by a pack of sudos
when is this shit startingneed to get this macedonian monkeys brownlow over with already
>>157845790There's attachments for 8 pegs, they supplied them with 4, and to stop them flying into the air they need at least 33 of a premium type they don't even use, 74 of the type they do. Every jumping castle is a death trap waiting to happen.
>>157845823CORRR
>>157845801>sell your teammate straight down the river with terrible adviceWhat a cunt.
>Police are now investigating the nacho-throwing incident, when a man allegedly threw a tray of food at a Brisbane supporting mother and son. The son, eight, was at least able to smile after his dad told him: “it’s nacho fault.”crisp dadza
>>157845824He's actually greek and rumored to be a descendant of Achilles.
>>157845771an underrated tragedytasmania can hardly afford to have six kids killed
so they investigate food fights but turn a blind eye at machete showdowns
Reminder that Kane Cornes has been fat shaming Sean Darcy all season and has been ironically calling him “skinny sean” on SEN every chance he getsUnironically how has he gotten away with this? Lol
>it’s nacho fault
>>157845724She knows how to be ‘sexy’ and ‘hot’, but has no fundamental understanding of what it means to be beautiful
>>157845847>gotten
If you partake in jumping castle culture, you have the blood of innocent children on your hands
>>157845847He does not have the physique of a professional athlete. If he took his body conditioning more seriously maybe he wouldn't get injured all the time and have been superseded by a gumby American.
>>157845839>throwing 20 dollar nachos in this economyMore money then sense.
imagine those milky tits spurting everywhere as she gets pounded at crown tonight
>>157845857This but car culture and driving cars
>>157845860>If he took his body conditioning more seriously maybe he wouldn't get injured all the time and have been superseded by a gumby American.Darcy was a lumbering wrestling ruck. The rule changes killed them off.He could get as fit as anyone and Cox would still be ahead of him.
imagine mowing the lawn and a jumping castle full of hsgfs lands in your yard
>>157845847>>157845860are alfw player physiques also up for debate? reckon there are a few very fat cunts getting around there
>>157845863Imagine a pack of sudos taking turns on her
>>157845847nobody listens to himlikely only has under 1k active live listeners to his program
>>157845863corr
>>157845860I agree I just didn’t think you were allowed to do that anymore lol
>>157845869If he was fitter he could cover the ground better and adapt his game. Freo play two rucks if he could be relied on to do something up forward or drop back behind the play to be an extra intercepter then he could get a game. But he'd rather be fat and in the 2s. Kane-O is right for once.
>i now declare the winner patrick cripps>*mcrae and peter daicos storm out*
>>157845885His critique is directed at a white man. Who is going to be offended on his behalf? Other fat white men? They're constantly told they don't matter.
is anticar sperg also >eating meat sperg?
>>157845864Cars are a necessary evil that prevent the needless deaths of thousands of working horses each year, jumping castles serve no useful purpose other than to maim and kill
add bouncy castles to the list
>>157845902> Cars are a necessary evilThis is simply not true
>>157845900fat white hands typed this
I legitimately think McCrae lives vicariously through Nick Daicos. McCrae was never a superstar on a team full of superstars and he has a secret fantasy of being a Voss level talent and lives thag fantasy through Daicos. Think about it logically. Why else would he publicly come out and say the Collingwood BNF rules need to be changed so Daicos can win it?
rather enjoyed all the different poosonalities on alf this year particularly the big 4banesperg agitator is probably my favourite of recent weeks
Yes, the term WAG (short for wives and girlfriends) is frequently considered a derogatory or pejorative label because it reduces a woman's individual identity and career to her romantic connection with a professional athlete.
Crazy how none of these WAGs put any real effort into their hair. Beauty is dead
>>157845900Settle Stewey
>jumping castles serve no useful purposethey bring the chicks
>>157845916they fuckin call themself that or other women call em that
>>157845916Defining a man by his occupation is frequently considered a derogatory or pejorative label because it reduces a man’s individual identity and worth to his role as an economic unit of labour
>>157845919their scalps are likely dead from years of excessive colouring it blonde, daily deep shampooing and other random foid products.
they fuckin call themself tradies
>>157845916>careerjej
Imagine all the wags that will suck sudonese cock tonight
>>157845935Give it a rest, Sam
their brains are likely dead from years of banging hammer, daily deep pooing and other random tradie products.
I learned that courage was not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. The brave man is not he who does not feel afraid, but he who conquers that fear.
>>157845942powerful
>the strippers actually gave them a discount because they thought they were tradiesthe fucking hold these cunts have on our country is ridiculous
times like this we should feel grateful to be in Australia not somewhere like Europe or the Middle East
>>157845942Based ressies half time granny rev up
Any of you miserable cunts have a misso?
>>157845948the hold we have over you is even stronger
The truth is any ordinary and straightforward word for 'woman' will be reduced to a pejorative epithet thanks to the ugly brutality of man>wench (young woman)>bint (Arabic daughter)>hussy (contraction of housewife)>whore (Indo-European beloved)>cunt (neutral term for vagina)>tart (affectionate pet name)>bitch (female dog)>slut (female servant)>mistress (female master)
>>157845863>Going to photograph WAGs>They're all going to hit up the tanning salons to be orange/brown>Use an orange/brown backdrop
>>157845942most brave men end up as a rotting corpse in some muddy warzone only to become food for the maggot and vultures.
>>157845957Yeah mate but she’s out with her mates Chol and Deng tonight. They play basketball at the same club so they pick her up and drop her off and sometimes she stays at their place because it’s closer to her work. Not too bad though because I get the telly to myself
>>157845941>daily deep pooingwhat the?
I have information that will lead to the arrest of sam mitchell
>>157845965she'd have a gigantic box reckon youd need to be big to satisfy her
>>157845970Smashing 5 meat pies during the lunch breaks means you're having a monster poo later on.
wife won't leave the table of nibbles
No but really, why are the odds on Naicos that short? Fukken Wines and Rowell won it in recent times, this shit will NOT have a power gap
>>157845949>Europe or the Middle Eastthey're the same picture
Riccardi to Essendon. The home town hero.
>>157845979Because Nick "Monster Genius" Daicos has been polling record numbers for years. It was only through absolute freak bullshit numbers for other people that he was denied his victories.Now that umpires can check the stat sheet (they did previously, but can now officially) he'll get 3s for every Collingwood win and 1-2 for every loss since he touched it 35+ times.He will genuinely get 45+ votes. Probably 50+.
Collingwood12 wins *3 = 362 draw *2 = 49 losses *1 = 949 is his predicted count.
>>157845980when turkey joins the EU there would be no difference it will be a constant stream of immigration from the middle east like never seen before it will make the current crisis seem like a joke
>>157846004>the “best ever” season for a Brownlow winner will be seagull in a team that finished 10th and couldn’t make finals Grim
Is Smith coming second at $1.72 a good bet? I think his personality might rub umpires the wrong way to get votes
i'd rub umpires (female) the wrong way to get votes iykwim haha
>>157846031Imagine her with a sudo cock deep inside her arse
If Lachie Neale does not play in the grand final their will be no grand final. I will shut the whole thing down with the power of one phone call. It's that fucking simple dill. All that ticket money, all that gambling money, all that sponsorship money, all that broadcast money gone just like that you're reimbursing ticketholders, bookies are paying back bettors, major sponsors are pulling out. It's within my power dill. Try me bro.
>>157846038trip on eddie
>>157845935At least one
>>157846026He polls well and had a pretty good year.
>>157846044This is not a game dill.
>>157846045Fuck his legs are skinny lol
>>157845973sounds like a job for me iykwim
>>157846045why dont they stick to their own kind
>>157846045>>157846053dadzas hate them!
>>157846055imagine poor granza who wanted grand children her whole life
>>157846045This picture keeps baiting me.First time around I thought his wife's calves were thicker than his. They weren't. Hers were a few pixels thinner.This time around I'm thinking his kids have thicker ankles. They aren't. His are 1 pixel thicker.
pretty funny how you could king hit and kill someone in a final and win the brownlow
Dustin Martin kinghit a bloke during the season he won his brownlow. It's all based on media narrative.
>>157846045>getting calfmogged by his own childrenbrutal
>>157846045crisp greek toes like me
Yeah nah, you can’t be the MVP of the league when you play in a team that finishes 9th and goes nowhere in finals
>>157846063He also stabbed a girl with chopsticks
Bonts wife is wearing a bathrobe lmao
jewtube not working for anyone else?
>>157846063based dusty
>>157846070Lmao his two year olds legs are legitimately thicker
>>157846070>>157846087They're not. I measured.
>>157846045she is sexy
I would probably be one of those players who brings a teammate as a date.
>>157846079They did promise to do whatever it took to get Butters there.
why is it so kino watching australian women get fucked by big black penises
How do AFL players know that their partners actually like them and aren’t just with them for the money and fame?
>>157846089Ah good.
>>157846073You dare suggest that Nick "1 tackle" Daicos wasn't best on ground during the gather round slogfest against freo?
>>157846045she a baddie
>>157846096crisp Angela White enjoyer.
>>157845942should've written that under your diy plumbing pic.
>>157846098That why toby pink sleeps soundly at night
Is mickpedo always like this on brownlow night? Doesn't it have any little girls to prey on?
Anyone got the pics of Toby Pinks missus before she was fat? Biggest rug pull in history
Let's all pool our money and bet on Nick daicos aka the little scamp
>>157846105Measure the same part of their legs, dipshit.
>>157846111KEK i had look thought you were joking
All the glitz and glam?WAGS dressed to the nines?Footballs night of nights?Enter Nick Daicos.
>>157846111>>157846117Think he has a feeder fetish desu.As a professional athlete he needs to watch what he eats 24/7, so he's living vicariously through her by feeding her junk food and plumping her up.
thinking i win 4 figures on the brownlow tonight
I have a 10/10 misso and it’s legitimately upsetting all the strange looks we get. I’m punching way above my weight and people will frequently tell me about it
>>157846124>racemixing
The wizard brought his mum and she's taller than him
>>157846131Highschool gf?Huge money?Huge penis?
>>157846132
>>157846131society is so cruel to men
>>157846132KEK
Quaynor looks zesty as fuck. He does have gf though
Can someone post pics of the Genius Monster?Wanna see his fit
>>157846141better be black!
>>157846141He is gay
how many times can this bloke take his mum or "friend" to the brownlowhe is a massive faggot
is xav duursma still with his hsgf?
>>157846151Does he actually have a gf? Maybe she just doesn't want the publicity.
>>157846148She's asian
>>157846151Maybe he's just a sperg"one of us" as they say
asked whife what for dinner?she said smell me finger kekI SAID tuna morney?she rolled her eyesIN THE DOG HOUSE hgahabut still will ea that pussy later :D
>>157846161that cant be the same chick as the photo beforeshes aged about 20 years
>>157846161
THANK YOU FOR THE WARM WELCOME UNCLE COLIN
has anyone heard sam mitchells spin on the roach out? absolute slimebag. vile repugnant organisation
>>157846167She's just bogged.
How come you see lots of black players with white gfs but no white players with black gfs?
Suits are so performative
Nicks aura off the chain rn
Any qtie hags out there?
James Hird will be attending for the first time since the saga and will be debuting a new lady on his arm
>>157846179She looks like someone but I can't quite finger it
>>157846168Fucking hell she’ll be bent over by one of Aliir’s mates in the toilet at some point tonight
>>157846187Milf goddess
is kath therei bet she is sexy
Don't speak about the mother of my children.
>>157846183Holy moly reckon she gets gang fucked by Deng and his mates?
>>157846196oof theres the wall
>Already sucking off N. Daicos and the count hasn't even started
Nick "the little rascal" Daicos
>>157846203>Anorexic with fake boobs
fuck afl players are some dysgenic freaks
Should I get a neck tattoo bros?
>>157846203>Le Injection coach>shags up with someone who loves injections
wtf Dawson already got 3 votes???
>>157846210now we talking
corr bec looking like a cougar dominatrix
>>157846210God I would love to feed her snacks in bed
>>157846216ayyyylmao
>>157846221you just know she has that crazy wog sex in her
>>157846216>me when I finally figure out htb
WHAT TABLE IS BUTTERS AT?
i think a lot of people are putting too much into numbers when it comes to daicos
>>157846160Nah he's a massive poofter like Nick Watson
Woooo Andrew Dillon yeahhhh
>>157846226the kids table
imagine how many hot steamy nervous poos have been doneby women at crown this afternoon
>>157846045at least we’re not speaking german
>>157845045hahahaha
>>157846226Port
>>157846232no poos maye they wouldnt have eaten for 5 days maybe a few watery discharges
>>157846201whoa, dont call him a count! the seagul will start soon.
>>157846233No offense but these posts are never funny.
Laura Kane looks VERY oily
>>157846210Daughter surely?
>>157846226the times table
>>157846241imagine how much pining they are doing for an orgy with alliir
Time to relive my faggot iggs retarded shit spastic season
AND THE WINNER OF THE 2026 BROWNLOW MEDAL, FROM THE COLLINGWOOD FOOTBALL CLUB...
>>157846250not as much as you are.
bont seething already
They read the votes very fast.
Is Fev going to get off his head and run amok tonight?
Oh, did Butters just bring a "mate" to the Brownlow?
>>157846265Mia will
Nick better say free palestine in his sppech
>Daicos 3 votes in a lossThis shit is OVER.
>>157846265>tfw no drunk street talk>gets in impeys face get rid of it get rid of it BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
>>157846274jej
>>157846269Should have brought his mum
>>157846241wtf, Aliir's missus looks great here.
>>157846278photoshop doing the heavy lifting
>>157846282vaseline on the camera lens
>>157846276Fuck yeah
>>157846286skincare left the chat
>>157846278QoS would've been acceptable as well.
the little master
They're going through the votes too fast for me to process.
3 time Coleman medallist Charles Curnow
>>157846293they need fit in more ads
>>157846293wait till you see the speed run after daicos wins it in round 16
>>157846292This is the first new product Nike have made in 5 years.
Anyone seen Grace?
>>157846286is ts hard in afl?
>>157846293Yeah i hear the team name and then try to work out which team it is. I cant get my head around it.
>>157846302Yeah. She's on the cat tree downstairs (I have a cat named Grace)
>>157846286Mum: we have peaky binders at homepeakers binders at home:
>>157846281Shes currently in rehab
>>157846286>they put thought and effort into this whilst in the middle of final series
ADF ads with women in the ads actually makes me not want to go and die in the upcoming third world warbut who am I kidding there won't be a choice
>>157846299>Round 16That's a long way off.They need to run all the community awards and shit before the winner is announced.
>>157846306Cute
>>157846289underrated poast
I want to roundhouse kick Nick Daicos in the face
>>157846310There absolutely will be a choice. We will never have the ukraine level kidnapping of men. To go die. Simply tell them no. If legal punishment is threatened then just accept it.
>spic gaycos
Crazy how our iggs started 2-1
>3 / 3 / 3Already 3 votes clear and it's only the 4th round (3 games).
>>157846308rehab for what? sex addiction?
No pic of Kath? All this posting and still no pic of Kath?
W Ashcroft sounds like a winners name
>>157846317>made fun of oscar allen jumping ship to the Loins who had a worse record>will end up playing in a Grand Finalah well, it was kind of fun for a bit
Bont can do it
>>157846292The genius monster looking fresh
>>157846330Not a chance.Daicos missed a game.Bont played injured for a while and was shit.
NO NO NO NO NO DAICOS IS SUPPOSED TO LOSE *bangs desk repeatedly like a little bitch*
If you could either slap the liar Albo or the seagull Daicos, who would you chose?
>>157846315draft is going to happen across all white countries champ
>>157846330Bont will never win a brownlow. If he was going to win one he'd have won one by now. And next year he has butters to steal votes off him
Is Bailey Smith gay?
In B. Smith we trust.Would be an interesting fan reaction.>Daicos didn't win>But Smith did
Just thinking about our Jeets being drafted makes me laugh
>>157846338I for one would never threaten violence against a politician or prime minister
Players with tattoos should be ineligible for the Brownlow
THE LITTLE FLESHLIGHT
>>157846343He goes through 3 women a day.
>>157846346precisely the crybaby attitude of a daicos hater
This is nauseating. FUCK THE MACEDONIAN MIDGET
>>157846350do you think he uses condoms
been crying like a little bitch every time shitcos gets a vote. my boyfriend keeps yelling at me like he doesn't get how hard this affects me. he just threatened to kick me out. what the fuck do I do?
stalking daicos stats for all his 3 points games and I hate to admit he deserves the votes
piesperg is projecting again
cheap disposal merchant
>>157846364That's because he's a seagul and racks up little one-two handballs every chance he gets because he's a stat padding dickhead
>>157846364>statsThat's the issue. Brownlow used to be the eye test, where Daicos fails massively. Now it's stat based the cheap 1-2 merchant will romp it home.
>>157846369he kicks goals now which is winning him easy votes
piesperg is literally a daicoshater invention, pretty sad how they're still pretending he exists
Good Geelong man up on stage.
remember that time daicos won goal of the year for a basic kick from 50m under no pressure
>>157846371>racks up little one-two handballs every chance he getsprove he does this thenexactly, you can't
>>157846373I don't actually believe anything (footy related) I post, I just do it for a laugh
those are the best three goals?you cannot be serious
imagine if Nick Daicos names his son Michael and then becomes known as Mick Daicos
Thats bullshit, that was jus a lucky kick
Williams robbed
what a joke
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BAILEY SMITH DIDN'T WIN
Irish "people" are subhuman
Paddy DEI
Remember how Conor faced scrutiny after a false positive covid test and the media attacked him for trying to kill nan and pop?
>>157846382Yeah, thats shit - surely there were a few torps from 65-70m?
actual leprechaun
>>157846388>le fake candy twice and easy goalboring
will mckenna use Remitly to send the 50k back to ireland? buy a horse? 50k for kath is cheap
But most of all, yeah, most of allBut most of all, yeah, most of allI like the way you move
mckenna did a better version of that goal on the weekend
>>157846398>I said le before calling it something, therefore it's bad
We should institute a 1% remittance tax to recover money from Jeets sending it back to their families overseas.
>>157846403Regular season only. But they played the one in the prelim a bunch too.
crisp
>>157846406Back to pol, underage poof
just realised i forgot about the anzacs
>>157846406Oiya. Can't do that m8, Labor needs votes.
>we should tax morefuck off commie
>>157846410pay up, ramesh.
daicos robbed
>SAAAAR DO NOT TOUCH MY MONEY SAAAR
Did JHF get an invite to this?
>>157846414a tax on indians doesnt count as a tax.
What do Indians have to do with footy?
>>157846421only if they have tickets reserved for aboriginals
hey blokeys
>>157846423A shit tax
crisp dennis doco
PUNCH INDIANS IN THE FUCKING FACE
miss being single and consuming all types of pointless footy sloppa
>>157846426the afl is actively promoting the footy in india. there's an indian flag in here most days. there.
>>157846439this is how i picture things going if anyone in this thread crossed paths with me
>>157846443Vpn fag is not indian
on footystatr right now looking up EVERY nic daicos 1-2 handball chain this year
I'm a Lebanese Australian guy, born and raised in Western Sydney, and I need to get something off my chest because I'm sick of it being swept under the rug.There's a massive blind spot that gets completely overlooked by both conservative and progressive media. We're constantly talking about national immigration debates and prejudice. However, everyone disregards how certain established ethnic communities in Western Sydney treat newer Indian migrants. Honestly, in many cases, it's worse than what you'd hear from your average Anglo One Nation voter.If you've ever worked in construction or concreting around Sydney, especially under Lebanese business owners, you know exactly what I'm talking about. The way Indian tradies and concreters get spoken to, underpaid, overworked, and treated on-site is shocking. It's not just offhand jokes; it's blatant disrespect and open exploitation.
pretty strange that this pentagonal glitter can be used to celebrate all these festive occasions, but none of the jewish ones. pretty antisemetic, yeah?
Pol ruined 4chan
Sexy saxamaphone
>>157846450never said he was.
is that someones missus
>>157846463Thanks Epstein!
Did the Brownlow ever have sovl or am I just getting older?
this is so fucking cringeheading for wank then bed
>Meant to be about the retiring players>Make it all about yourselfSaxophone players are the worst.
what the fuck was that
Hahaha what the fuck is she doing
>>157846463go be new somewhere else
wtf, they shaved the cadbury's gorilla for THAT?
>>157846481>>157846481>>157846481>>157846481>>157846481
Its light entertainment. Just try to fucking enjoy it instead of bad mouthing.
>>157846473Footy players used to have a bit of sovl before they were literally all private school poofs so they made it entertaining
>>157846473When you could win on 18-20 votes it was pretty kino as every match was high stakes.It's round 6 and Nick Daicos would've already won most Brownlows prior to C. Judd.
>>157846478Go be underage on reddit
>>157846483thank you
>>157845469You did your mum's gutter?
>>157846495;)
>>157846463>Pol
>>157846493Dumb assed newfag. I have been here longer than you have been alive
>>157846350>black chick>downie looking chickthe man is voracious
>>157846406>1%try 50%. they are meant to be helping our economy after all
>>157845058dogsperg says this after spending 11% of the cap on one overrated bum
