You doubted The Lock
Saints are a good team
Broncos
>>157848998Nah you are
raidstinkies
how do we fix the falcons?
Is this longer than 10 yards??
>>157849001
Put Justin Herbert on any other team and he’d have 5 rings.
>>157847854>Seahawks play the Commies next weekThey're going to go undefeated with Drew Lock.
>>157849005Jesus....
Throat was a bit dry after waking up
>>157847854Torn bussy, I’m afraid, sir.
Consider.... the Amble for Chambliss
>kids posting Emerson Lake and Palmer songsWhat do you all know about killin?
>>157849009any team you say?
>>157849021He's literally the only quarterback in college football at the present moment
kek cubbies
>>157849005Still scored more than the Rams btw
>>157849012imagine how good >we would be if we didnt take half the game to wake up
is Dak a HoFer?Is Love a HoFer?
>>157849012
>>157849016God. Just fucking let it go already. Have you ever actually sprained your hammy? It fucking hurts man. You think he actually wanted to leave and get carted away? No. He HAD to.
2026
>>157849023>kidsIm older than you
>>1578490472025
>>157849021The Abyss for Chambliss™
>>157849042They'd better not rush him back (they will).
>My WR1 had bricks for handsIt's gonna be a long season...
>>157849040Dak is going to go into the hall of very good, just like Rivers and Romo. Love isnt anywhere near that level.
many people are calling them the soon to be 3-0 raiders
Drew Brees is a Top 25 all time quarterback, but he is not Top 20
>I'm older than you
>>157849009>Herblert would have 5 ringsHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHWHAHWHWHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS RETARD HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157849050This is an incredible image
Had an upset stomach and diarrhea this morning
>>157849047Hurts has been balling. His offensive line has gone to shit though. I'm not sure how they'll hold up as the season wears on. I think Seattle, LA, and SF might be the best teams in the NFC.
>>157849056Who they got next week?
>>157849056Nobody says this
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>157849009Yeah what ***IF*** he won more
>>157849050Only a 3.4% cope?
>>157849009He's the modern day Jeff George. Billion dollar arm, Ten cent head
>>157849056Jenny has to let me sniff her butt if the Raiders go 3-0.
Are we in the downturn or revival of the Chiefs Dynasty?
Reminder the Raiders are 2-0 in first place of the AFC West.Now tell me how this makes you seethe and cope.
>>157849021Play bad for Trinidad
>>157849057There aren't 10 QBs better than him, let alone 20.
>>157849042Do you understand how serious of a symptom a dry mouth could be? That could be caused by CANCER. That anon can't know he's just a little thirsty until he actually tries drinking water. You think he actually wanted to have a dry mouth and be forced to drink water?
>>157849050kek this was the "Fuck you we won the game" game
My Chargies!
>>157849009Sure bro
>>157849068burrsbros my suicide attempt is back on schedule
>>157849078Factually false
reminder that the AFCW is a division of fanbases that have all been gaped in the Super Bowl, every last one of them at one point or another spent 2 weeks hyping themselves up to become champions, only to get viciously rammed in the ass over and over by their opponents in a vicious onslaught of defeat.
>>157849009he could join my gay burrs and have 5 cock rings up his ass. then choke on dong at playoff time like he always does.
>>157849057Peak Brees would shit all over most of these teams
>>157849089Harbaugh really fucked up when he told Justin to treat every game this season like a playoff game
>>157849056You have not played anyone. The Saints have already been battle tested on the road for the first two weeks. Do you really think that the Raiders' offensive line is gonna hold up as well as Baltimore to that pass rush?
>>157849073>it's Herbie's fault the rest of the team is retarded :/
>>157849074you can just do that
Bakerbros…
>>157849102>it's Herbie's fault the rest of the team is retardedLiterally yes. It's called leadership
>>157849102Jeff George could make that exact same throw.
>>157849009Brock Purdy would be 2-0 if he were on the chargers. Bustin does not have the will of the warrior, he let hype get to his head and regressed. He is spiritually a >black qb.
>>157849105He's Salieri
>>157849095At least the Raiders, Broncos, and Chiefs still have multiple Super Bowls. The Chorgers have nothing.
>>157849054You think YOUR season is gonna be long? You’re making the playoffs
>>157849109He would, and then get picked off
Tom Brady should be fired for cursing on national television my kids first words were "shit" because of him
>>157849095People have been saying this.
>>157849105Just realized this pic is AIslop Kys
The neat thing about your teams season already being over is I could watch football with the lowest cortisol levels possible. Imagine being stressed about your team making the playoffs or winning? Lol couldn’t be me!
>>157849128aka the Justin Herbert special. They're functionally the same QB. Incredible arm talent and they look like the ideal QB. But they just make the worst mistakes at the worst time every year. George was also a piece of shit while Herbert seems like a nice guy
Im sick of being a titans fan and am moving teams after a decade and a half. I will now be a fan of 1 NFC team who should it be?Im thinking Saints because they have cool color schemes.
>>157849050Devonta Smith 2025
>>157849114I'm so fucking sick of seeing Mariota out there on the field
>>157849047Devonta Smith 2026
>>157849138You gotta unleash the dragon
>>157849132What in the AI slop is this?
>>157849136Just don't become one of those fags who roots for your team to lose so you get a better draft pick that you will inevitably fuck up.
>>157849144Packers because we're the best
Started coughing a bit when I woke up
>>157849144Why would you ditch your lifelong team for being a shitter franchise just to choose a different shitter franchise
>>157849144Stay with the Tits. Switching to another team will never feel right.
>>157849149The Ravens would have two rings by now if they had Devonta
>>157849136Based. Me? Luv struggling. Absolutely hate spiking my cortisol though.
Uh oh gayleb bros. The media is turning on us
>>157849161Variety and I never payed attention to NFC and want to follow something regularly
>>157849075Just the beginning I’m afraid. Patrick Mahomes is CBPOTY, Walker will get MVP, Kelce with get SB MVP and ride off into the sunset to rawdog his billionaire pop star waifu, Trey Smith will chug another 30 rack of Coors, Butker will run for political offense to make foids seethe, and Big Reds going to single handedly dominate every fuck huge hamburger finish-it-and-free-meals-for-life challenge in the United States. It is inevitable. There is no hope for your teams. The pain of watching Herbert, Nix, and Cousins getting curb stomped will be recognized as a national trauma the likes of which this country has not seen since 9/11. At the end of it all Mahomes will stand as the GOAT and /nfl/ will seethe louder than a teapot on the surface of the sun and the Kiwi will be found hanging in his closet with the most delicious suicide note ever posted upon this wretched board.
>>157849169I got stomach cramps a week ago and I was on the floor for 45 minutes writhing in pain.
>>157849169Based pain embracer, scream like a banshee
>>157849147This team used to just ruin my day at 1pm on a Sunday. Then they got a little motion and now ruin my Sunday evenings and Mondays too
You uppity Raiderpacos... you will learn your place
>>157849169It's called PASSION, chuddy.
even his injuries have aurahow does he do it
Gayleb just lost half his locker room with those theatrics, what a fucking retard
Is Aaron Glenn elite?
>being a cardies-chad
>>157849174Gotta go with an NFC North team if that’s the case. Better rivalries and culture. Nobody is going to call you a bandwagon fan. You escape the hell that is being an AFC team that isn’t Kansas City.
I need big raider cock to fill my hole
Good morning I drank too much last night.>>157847854GOOD OP!!!
>>157849202Good players don't always make good coaches
my chargies down :(my mina up :)
Bahama anon status? Did he rope finally?
Looking forward to giving the Bills their first L in their new stadium.
>>157849196He exudes faggot energy
>>157849183Many such cases. God saw that you were becoming numb to the pain so he gave you hope just to take it away.
>thought i had contracted GRIDS but it's just a little gonorrhea
>>157849215Nah he's still alive as of like 30 minutes ago
>>157849005Penis Jr will fix them
We all hate the chiefs but are we big enough men to admit that it was a fumble?
>>157849005Did Bijon Robinson die?
>>157849169My estimation of Caleb Williams as a man, just fucking plummeted
My friend just said that cobie Durant needs to get his balls removed after he got them stomped yesterday. I can't find source, he's just taking a piss right?
>>157849226Clearly down by contact. I don't even understand what the controversy is
>>157849147>I'm so fucking sick of seeing Mariota out there on the field>>157849114ditto. I can't watch another game with him. What's the other option, Josh Johnson or something
So how important is a good kicker? It feels like a role that people ignore, but I'm also seeing being able to hit 50+ yard field goals consistently is huge.
>>157849005Put them on prime time for the next 3 games
>>157849047>>157849050Kevin Patullo is a terrorist
when the chargies let me down mina picks me up
>>157849169This is blatant sexual discrimination. I won't stand for this
>>157849219we dont talk in third person here
>>157849233JJ is on the Bengals. Our QB3 is Athan Kaliakmanis, a 6th round rookie. Camp watchers said that Athan looked more comfortable in the offense than Mariota, but no shot he plays unless Mariota is hurt
Tonight will be a shit game. Rams edge out a soulless win. I can feel it
We are so fucking back bearbros
>>157849228Just inside
>>157849226Lifelong Chiefs fan but I was doomscrolling on insta instead of watching the game. The NFL needs to step up their game, it's embarrassing that we have ANOTHER season where there is no team that has a realistic chance of beating my Chiefs.
>>157849234It's paramount. Points are everything and nearly every SB has been won because of the team having a qualitty kicker.
>>157849243it's hard not to call it when you have a guy that can break that fast, but maybe they should give his tendons a break
Imagine drafting all these busts in the first 3 rounds and still having a job
Cowboys needed reffies help and JD to die to win lol
/nfl/ filters:>bitchknees, jenny, name fags, most avatar fags, IG thot poster via img filesize, the UAE stationed Cheifs fanWhat else am I missing?
>>157849226Yeah it was a clear fumble and it sets a scary precedent that they overturned it
>>157849261That's how they all walk into the locker room since they don't know of Caleb is in there playing booty games
week two mina looking fine as hell
>>157849258>Athan KaliakmanisI'd rather watch him, however he's never goign to be a good NFL caliber QB. Season is over bro, AGAIN
>greatest offense of all time>scores 3 against the runts of the jesterguilderm.. bearbros?
Any chance the Raidturds would accept a Herbert for Mendoza trade straight up? I want out.
>>157849288I would make so many hapa babies with her
>all the tests came back negative
>>157849278Remember to filter the minafag and the cuckposters.
>>157849273>and still having a jobPending
>>157849278Yourself
who was joe burrow drilling again?
>>157849299The best you're going to get for Bustin is NINE from the viqueens.
>>157849289>I’d rather watch himWe all would. But Quinn loves to play favorites >Season is over bro, AGAINMaybe it never even began
>>157849304don't filter the bussy posters though, they are the cornerstone of /nfl>>157849278>IG thot poster via img filesizedamn wish i thought of thisi filter AIslop this way
>>157849320Yes, that's why they gave Drew Brees and the Aints a consolation owl
>>157849320They should keep doing that
>>157849243
>>157849042I bit my painted fingernails too short >>157849082that other anon shows absolutely no concern for the well being of his fellow anons and he should immediately and permanently be evicted from this genny. I sure hope you're okay anon.
>HRFHRFHRRHRHR *WHOMP* *WHOMP* *WHOMP*
>>157849273Did ANYONE think Ben Sinnot would be good? What happened to him?
We all need 8 hours. I’m too drunk right now to tell you I have a way just in the last two weeks. I might be able to build an electrical piece of hardware that gets rid of sleep because sleep is the chemical process of charging the human battery food is the chemicals in the body is the battery and sleep is the time needed to do this. If I can trickle charge the body with some voltage right hand and left hand positive and negative doesn’t matter what side we’re charging the human body Salt is a way to make electrons flow and it’s also a diuretic and we have to keep bringing salt into the body. Doctors told us in the 1980s salt was bad that was bullshit because they’ve been a pill that was salt. Salt is super important to us. Salt salt salt if you feel tired take a half a teaspoon of salt and 8 ounces of water
>>157849325He uses a lot of the same files sizes when he spams on gamethreads. He spammed some jungle asian 100 times in the fight threads a few nights ago>>157849304Minafag is leaving his San Diego containment threads often this year so just added him too
I'm starting to think the colts don't have a defense >1000+ yards allowed after 2 (dos) games
Tell me if it's Sneed that you needIf you gotta feed, I got the best Sneed minus seeds
>>157849320I was active military at the time, I would have had a field day with the national guard lmao
>>157849324>Maybe it never even began
Jayden Daniels update from @AdamSchefter He thinks that Jayden isn’t looking at in-season surgery, although it isn’t out of the question. He believes that the team is looking at a similar timeline as last year, when Jayden was out for five weeksThat would put him back for Week 8 at home against the Eagles after the bye
>>157849351Should you be revealing that?
>>157849320>muh 75 years ago thing that happenedYou bitch about slavery still don't you?
>>157849355Will be on the same team soon and Tyreek will make some kind of silly tiktok squashing the beef
>>157849361Things were so exciting after we got Diggs. Now all I have to look forwards too are the HC candidates in 2027
>>157849363They'll be 1-5 at best
>>157849365He spams too fast to alter his images anyway. If he is forced to alter each time before posting and it takes him an extra 15 seconds every single image then I win.
>>157849371Sure do, should have killed the faggots that brought the niggers here.
>>157849371>2005 was 75 years ago
Why is life so cruel, things were looking almost promising again....
>>157849352This is the defense they had when they chose to settle for a tying field goal and give the ball back
>LEAVE THE CRYBABY ZESTY BLACK MAN ALONEhow far can burrsfags fall
>>157849378>HC candidates in 2027Losing out on McDonald and Johnson was and always will be brutal in hindsight
>>157849320All of those niggers ended up in Texas, thanks Bush
>no Puka tonighterm, Ramily?
>>157849390>elbow injury>needs to be carted off
>>157849390>relying on a small zesty black qbIt’s their own damn fault
crybaby in collegecrybaby in the pros
>>157849371NTA but im still pissed about slavery. My family was never compensated for the lawful property that was STOLEN from us by that fucker Lincoln.
>>157849388
>Brown with more snaps than Diggs and WilliamsI promise you I am going to rape David Blough.
>>157849390Mr. Glass
>>157849352Wait Doc! You mean to tell me the defense that just broke a record (by over 300 yards) for the most yards allowed in the first two games of the season is bad! Man this is heavy....
>>157849378Who do /we/ root for now Bro?
>>157849406You can see the joy in that kid's eyes die when he realizes his hero is a little bitch.
>>157849395I think they straight up turned us down. BJ wanted to run it back in Detroit (which is fair, they were the #1 scoring offense in 2024). And AP’s cheap ass probably only offered Macdonald 5 years instead of the 6 Seattle offered
Dexter Lawrence
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157849406>wahhh momma momma I pulled out my pinky pie toy and they laughed, they said Apple jack or gtfo
>listening to emerson lake and palmer nowkek pretty good band ngl
>>157849406He's just not a leader of menWhole 2024 QB class is a wash looks like
>>157849406and his idiot fuck OC HC thinks he's going to put up prime Manning number
>>157849414My Seahawkies nearly overthrew the powers that be after learning we were to play the Rams in the wild card... but Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what was necessary.
>>157849420Same as always, the RedskinsThough I was big on the Bengals and Texans before this year.
>>157849395If your owner isn't a fucking retard they'll suck it up and hire Brian FloresAt this point he's proven he's a better defensive mind than even BJ is an offensive mind
>>157849432Yeah
>>157849432Hell yeah, Tarkus or Brain Salad Surgery?
>>157849443Idk if the League will allow Flores to get a HC job
Oh fuck guys I just bumped my leg on a coffee table I think I need to go the the ER
>>157849446Ill check it out Karn Evil 9 never ends theybwerent kidding
>Justin "Raped Faggot" Herbert
>>157849273>>157849346J U S T
Who’d you rather have: Brock ‘baby arm’ Purdy or Justin Herbert who has an infinite ceiling?
>>157849458You are a lucky man
>>157849458WELCOME BACK MY FRIENDS TO THE SHOW THAT NEVER ENDSWE'RE SO GLAD YOU COULD ATTEND>come inside>come inside
>playing for a tieis there a bigger bitch move than this?
>>157849461>Caleb "Consenting Faggot" Williams
>>157849465Purdy times a trillion, he's a baller.
>>157849068The SAME hamstring? Oh no! There were so many options I can't believe it was the same one!!!
>>157849471Not trying your best
I really thought I would go 16-0 this week :/https://fantasy.espn.com/games/nfl-pickem-2026/picks?id=1d8b1f30-9fc0-11f1-8457-25b48d76a12a
>>157849471Getting life flighted to the hospital because you got an owie
>Defence has allowed 1029 yards after 2 games, an all time NFL record>QB is Daniel Jones>WR 1 is hurt>No 1st round pickWhat do you do in this situation?
Seahawks are going back to back easilyTheir defense is the most complete in the league by far plus they have enough weapons on the offense
>>157849089>Bustin Herbert>Playoffs>every yearMy fucking sides!
>>157849465purdy by a country mile wtf
>>157849465purdy is soulful and I refuse to support fucking ducks
>>157849470GUARANTEED TO BLOW YOUR HEAD APART
>>157849465Herbert has a hotter girl than Purdy. Probably more loyal too
>>157849476right, herbert simply is not a dog
Watch Simmons and Mailata lol
>>157849485Try to have sex with Carlie
So are the vikings good or is the NFCN just a joke?
It's week 2 and Caleb Williams went from "MVP frontrunner" to the butt of the joke across the league in just 7 daysAll is right in the world
>>157849432Based extremely talented musicians.
>>157849509Brian Flores has always been a top 5 defensive mind
>>157849509Vikings defense is top 3 in the leagueWill need to see how Kyler Is for a full game to judge if they're contenders or a wild card exit, but they're probably winning that division
they didn't have coke so I ordered a pepsi instead
>>157849499You saw Purdy get raped by Seattle last season, right? See what happens when he doesn’t have a good supporting castHerbert on the 49ers would’ve had at least 3 rings
>>157849216BASEDWe gotta keep the delusional hope up!
>>157849509Defense is elite and if Murray can just be average they’ll win the division.
new ann michael maye just dropped
>>157849516lou anarumo on the right
>>157849501Technically a defensive holding but it rarely gets called
>>157849467Ooooooooh what a lucky man.... he was
>>157849531My wife looks beautiful today
>>157849534Yeah, the refs just didn't see it
had heartburn after too much pizza
>>157849520kek
>>157849402kek
>>157849426>I think they straight up turned us down.totally agree on this
>>157849544Didn’t feel like going to work this morning
>>157849410>WilliamsNeed to play this kid more
Should win an award for this acting job
>>157849516How Gayleb actually thought the NFL world would see his theatrics for a grade 1 hammy lmfao
Chicago bears are the best team in the NFLChicago pizza is the best pizza in the worldWhich one is the truth?
>Emerson Lake and PalmerFor me it's Electric Light Orchestra
The Caleb after bottom surgery shop is too funny
>>157849560#RapeDavidBlough >#RapeDavidBlough #RapeDavidBlough >#RapeDavidBlough #RapeDavidBlough >#RapeDavidBlough
>>157849574:)
>>157849568Deep dish is good but it's not pizzaTavern style is an affront to god and everyone responsible for it should be thrown in a volcano in hopes of forgiveness for our sins
>>157849568Chicago Pizza isn't pizza,
>Another year of no media talking about the Seahawks so nothing to do while I'm avoiding work.
>>157849589How about this pizza?
>>157849581>We can't trust our QB to play any offensive snaps without breaking his arm
>>157849057Easily top 10, you cappin'
>>157849577>Chiefs>Bills>BengalsThe only relevant teams in the AFC this season, it will be one of those three.
Hurts copied his entire look from the coach and I can't unsee it
>>157849599Spee's pizza
Falcons having three prime time games going into an 0-5 stretch is so fucking funny
How do you think the giants will handle the hostile environment at SoFi today?
>>157849599That's some good looking za but it needs more sauce.
>>157849619It's just gonna be Giants fans
>>157849607No chance
>>157849577The 49ers have the highest playoff probability of any team in the NFC why are they 5th. I actually believe this is their year if they don't all die on the field again.
>Chargers are the only team in NFL history to start 0-2 where both losses were to 14-loss teams from the prior season.
>>157849203we're getting arch. trust the plan
>ordered two large fries but they gave me 300 tiny ones
>>157849619Why would it be hostile, will all the Cowboys fans in LA show up?
>>157849630quarterblacks missing out on two straight owls will destroy the league
>>157849068So he isn't playing?
Did you guys see Raiders at Chargers? Who else would be able to have home games at SoFi like the raiders do?
>>157849628Look up any ranking of QBs online and they'll have Brees in top 10https://www.golongtd.com/p/our-top-30-nfl-qbs-of-the-super-bowl
>>157849630It's not a ranking, it's playoff seeding. The 49ers would be a wildcard if the season ended today because of some obscure tiebreaker.
>>157849645Niners, Packers, Cowboys, really any team besides the two that play there.
>>157849641The only decent black QBs are biracial other than Jalen.
>>157849634You've already won too many games
For me it's Blue Oyster Cult.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muUZjovOFRg
>>157849589KYS
>>157849630>why are they 5thIt's not a power ranking, dumbass, it's the standings
>got cut off in traffic
>>157849659Looks like a savory pie to me
>>157849648>Mahomes above Montana, Manning, Elway, Favre, etc..Fuck these zoomers
>>157849522Seattle is the best defense in the nfl and the niners were decimated from injury, herbert lost to the raiders and the cardinals
>>157849659Looks great. Still not pizza.
>>157849645Every team but the Rams and Chargers
>>157849659Kansas City style is the list zah
>>157849657Based and Godzillapilled
>Bit my tongue while eating lunch
>>157849669This is your entire life
Why did Justin Herbert throw this ball to the defender?
>>157849661Nobody said it's a power ranking you shitcolored mixed race mutt.
>>157849561Why do all the guys sit on the cart with him?
The Falcons have not been in the red zone a single time in the 2026 season
>>157849630>I actually believe this is their year
>>157849686What a sperg lmao no need to get this upset that you didn't understand that post
>>157849659Delicious casserole
I wish I didnt have to work and could get drunk and listen to 50 year old rock music, in fact am going to do that.
my berds are going to get bootyblasted my the niners
>>157849685why did he underthrow a receiver with no defender over the top
>>157849669The only person you mentioned that is superior to Mahomes is Montana. Manning and Favre were turnover babbys that had to be carried by their defenses and Elway was a Shanahan system babby who got carried by a running back on a nuclear hotstreak.
>>157849685A 100% sincere not his fault
1. Josh Allen2. Patrick Mahomes3. Joe Burrow4. Matt Stafford5. Caleb Williams6. Brock Purdy7. Trevor Lawrence8. Jalen Hurts9. Sam Darnold10. Lamar Jackson
>>157849687Caleb insists on having at least three men around him at all times. He says spending time with the boys keeps him focused on football.
>>157849659>red fruit sauce topping>soft cheese filling>crust Has more in common with pic related than pizza
>>157849697You don't get to insult White men you mestizo mongrola, ever, for any reason. Your race is a virus and your skin is the same color as the shit that comes out of my ass.
>>157849709Actually fuck it Shough is 10 Lamar is out
>Golden Retriever's head ran into my knee cap
>>157849684>I don’t have a counter so uh you’re uncool for caring! Hah!So fucking lame
>>157849706Mahomes passing Montana in playoff wins is the reason most people already put him #2 but I can understand wanting to see at least a fourth ring first
>>157849659This looks amazing but do you eat it with your hands?
>>15784971010th overall pick was cheap tbhwy
>>157849709Swap Hurts and Caleb
>>157849631we already saw this stat but with more detail, please keep up or never post again
I'm so happy we can acknowledge that Jayden Daniels beating Todd Bowles and a concussed Goff does not mean he's a franchise QB
>>157849701Bad idea, we need you to work and pay your taxes for Israel.
>>157849710sexy
>>157849727and his contract isnt even that expensive
Why do NFL scouts rate Herbert ahead of Purdy is Purdy is so much better? Why does Colin cowherd shit on Purdy every day if Purdy is so good?
>>157849709>2. Patrick Mahomes
>>157849727True>>157849726You can. Depends on the quality of the pie. A good one will stay solid, bad ones slop apart when you pick up a slice
>>157849739
Eric Clapton and Cream with Ginger Baker
Godzilla 1998 is better than all of the Showa era except the original.
No joke, Jadarian Price is the next Rashaad Penny
>>157849750Hot (shit) take monday is in full swing.
>>157849750Staggeringly false. The original Godzilla vs Kong and Monster Zero movies are kino
>>157849750the original japanese one. not the american original
>>157849750sure but thats because they are all really bad except the og including 98
>>157849750When I was a kid we had a day where everybody could bring a VHS and the class would vote on what to watch and I brought my favorite movie Godzilla 1998 and the teacher immediately ruled it out for being too scary and I cried when I put it back in my backpack and couldn't participate in the vote
>>157849634he can sit a year and stack more paper
>>157849617Seriously, why does Atlanta have so many prime time games?
>>157849726it would be extremely painful
>avonte maddox out for the year>lions are signing le finger wag mankek
>>157849750Not as hot a take as many think.
>>157849773You’re a thick pie
>>157849750Hell to the fucking no, that's God damn wrongerino. Showa era had some bad shit, Godzilla vs Kong is retarded but Godzilla 98 was just stupid as fuck. It wasn't even Godzilla, it was jurassic Park meets aliens. Hesei movies were the best though.
>>157849771It's weird this year
>>157849761>>157849762The original Godzilla is the only one I can take seriously until the Heisei era. Godzilla looks like a clumsy doofus for most of the Showa era.
>>157849739three quarterbacks have been ass outside of the shanahan system, good-to-elite when they join the 49ers and then become ass again when they leave so at what point is it okay to say Purdy would probably be ass if he were on almost any other team
>>157849739NFL scouts prioritize physical skills over mental becuase they are easier to evaluate. This causes guys like Brady, Purdy and Montana to get a chip on their shoulder and work even harder (not to imply that Purdy is as good as Brady or Joe Cool).
>Bull's HIV test came back positive
Just found out that David Allen Coe died RIP fella
>>157849782Two of the Atlanta games should be flexed, Raiders, Saints, and Jets are all fun to watch
Only trannies hate the Chiefs
>>157849788Jesus finally called his name ;_;
>>157849783>>157849781>Heisei respectersBall knowers, Biolantebros.
>>157849783The aliens in Monster Zero were great and both the Rodan windstorm and Ghidorah arrival scenes are excellent
>>157849782>4: WSHOn god this team is never getting another prime time game again
>>157849779Fondue.
>Emerson Lake and Palmer, ELO, Cream, Blue Oyster Cult, David Allen CoeThis is just /nfl/ sunday night's playlist 10 years ago. Next up Alice in Chains and Pantera.
>Caleb might still play next weekGood Lord what a crybaby. Those fucking theatrics
>>157849782Everything five or above makes senseSteelers and Lions at four is a bit rich. Commanders should have like, two.Falcons should have one, Chargers should have one, maybe Buccaneers should have two.New Orleans should have two or threeJets and Raiders should have one or two each
>>157849812>Alice in ChainsIm in
If the entire NFCS disappeared right now, how long do you think it would take for people to actually realize they are missing?
>>157849782Ok I could maybe see the NFL being high on Washington to start the yearBut why in God's name were the Steelers getting 4 primetime games lmfao
Hang nail on my pinky toe is rubbing against my boot
What about Faith No More?
>>157849833Rodgers' last season I guess?
>>157849835first one to make me lol
>Just a mild hamstring injury for CalebThen why did he act like he took a shotgun blast to the back of the leg?
>>157849836They were my shit in 2004
>>157849836what about shit?
Who are the week 2 spiritual champions?
>>157849842BECAUSE A QUEER LITTLE FAGGOT BITCH MLAO
>>157849836I like that song from GTA San Andreas
whats next for mike mcdaniel?
You don’t know pain if you aren’t a Steelers fan. This is the worst team I’ve ever watched in my life.
>>157849842zesty. But im willing to bet its because he thought it was a season ender, so he was crying because of that
>>157849842Because he's a sissy
>>157849830Both southern divisions are completely forgettable. I think it's because college football is more popular than the NFL down there. There's no incentive to put out a good product.
>>157849485>fire the incompetent nepo owner>clear out the executive suite and the coaching offices >cut/trade Jones and eat his dead cap hit as soon as possible>cut/trade the grossly overpaid WR1 on IR >cut/trade Sauce and as many vet contracts as possible
wagwan mi giant senpai we in da hood ma niqqas wilin out inna trenches crodie wallahi watch yo bak donald
>>157849856>waahh we're gonna finish above .500 again wahhhspoiled fanbase>>157849860>because college football is more popular than the NFL down therebingo
>>157849836If you like Surfer punk/grunge you would like Ugly Kid Joe a far superior band.
>>157849863He wished he could speak that eloquently.
>>157849846Mitch Trubisky
I get why Chicago drafted Gayleb. A gay QB owned their team for 15ish years, so obviously they thought the next gay QB would be eliteBut they misunderstood that whole Gaydgers was a faggot, he was a top, while Gayleb is a bottom.
Can you faggots go back to /mu/
>>157849836One hit wonder.
How the fuck do you stop them??
>>157849863Why is Paul Wall playing for the NY Football Giants?
>>157849860Carolina, Indianapolis, New Orleans, and debatably Houston are OK football markets.
>>157849860NFCS was pretty good in the 2010s, Brees Saints, Ryan Falcons and Cam Panthers, then Brady Bucs at the end of the decade.
>>157849868I’d be surprised if we win more than 6. My Stoolers are so shit..
>>157849871Butthole surfers
Who is the Caleb Williams of the NFL?
>>157849883But they had two hits
>>157849879This happens all too often, bottoms even invented a cope called vers but they still are seen as women anyway
>>157849868Finishing .500 is unironically worse than finishing with only 3-5 wins where you get a better draft pick. It’s like being in purgatory.
>>157849882Lil Trippie Lean sucks, deal with it Daniel Hernandez
>>157849895Aaron Rodgers
but what does that have to do with the Seahawks?
>>157849899finishing above .500 can get you into the dance where anything can happen
dentist called. i have gingivitis.
>>157849895Carl NassibMichael SamDave KopayRyan O'CallaghanEsera TuaoloRoy Simmons
>>157849860>because college footballI don't think that has anything to do with it
>>157849882This might sound reddit, but I love Tool. Seen them a dozen times in concert.
>>157849896All I know is Epic, never heard the other supposed hit.>What. Is. It. WHAT IS IT
>>157849899High draft picks are a meme unless you are already a good team who lost games because of injuries.
i like that
>>157849914bro I had gingivitus and I recovered on my own without a dentist. Get some expensive toothpaste, listerine mouthwash, and dental floss. And brush 3 times a day, floss after every meal, and use mouth wash. You'll be fine in a week or so
>>157849920Midlife Crisis, but Epic is also a good song.
>>157849910You dont need to finish above .500 to make the playoffs in the NFC.
Wait I'm really confused, I watched the game yesterday and I didn't see the Vikings punter writhing in pain and crying on the field before getting carried off
>>157849924Many high draft picks can turn a team completely around provided GM’s make other free agent moves to reinforce their goals.
Caleb Williams is the best young QB In the NFLChicago pizza also makes better pizza than every city in the worldYou can’t disprove either statement. Or maybe my taste in QB is the same as my taste in pizza
>>157849928TYBC
It's getting old
>>157849929Nah man. Already called my boss. Gonna be out at least 4 weeks.
>>157849933Delete this racist shit, nephew
>>157849929And take antibiotics
>>157849918Tool is reddit but also a great band. Best drummer of all time. Better than John Bonham. I'd let Danny Carey creampie your waifu.
>>157849938a new york slice absolutely mogs deep dish and that tavern bullshit
Feeling bad for the commanders They Lamar Jackson 1.0 in RH3 and had Mike Vick 2.0 and then both died
>>157849934if the team had good management then wouldnt be winning only three games a season
>>157849944kek now everyone knows you have a rotten mouth
>>157849938See >>157849587
>>157849942Whenever someone posts that pizza I smile.
>>157849938>Caleb Williams is the best young QB In the NFLBo Nix and Jaxson Dart>Chicago pizza also makes better pizza than every city in the worldUtterly mogged by New Haven, New York, and Detroit
>>157849959FUCK
>>157849953>RG3>JD5
>>157849951Chicago style is a meal. New York style is a snack.
>Anon didn't like my meme
>>157849950>tool>best drummerchrist, try listening to shit that isnt radio rock
>>157849938Objectively, factually correct.
>>157849962>blo dix>goodNo one will take you seriously if you say this
is this good or bad for the bucs?
>>157849934The bottom feeder teams don't get good GMs that make smart moves. Drafting an elite QB to a shit team worked one time with the clots and peyton manning. They couldn't even recreate it with Andrew Luck who was almost as good.
>>157849968Lol
>>157849977good. He's better than wentz and 9
did Caleb fall to the floor screaming over something so minor?
>>157849953Jayden will return in 2 weeks with an arm brace and never get hurt again
leg fell asleep on the toilet
>>157849970He is objectively the best and most technical drummer to ever do it fella.
>>157849977Good for the Bucs and KOC’s ego, bad for the Kangz
>>157849950I didn't realize Vinnie Colaiuta played in Tool
>>157849992>92 kwab opionion
>“Oh, s—,” Tom Brady said on Fox’s television broadcast.Based Tom
>>157849977Has he grown 7 inches in the time since? If the answer is no then you can make a logical conclusion.
>>157849961It's been on /ck/ for a month and it's a shit pizza
>the nfc north>the nfc south>the nfc in generalKek
>>157849992How does one determine such a thing without it simply being a measure of your music preference
>>157849884lol Mahomes blocked absolutely nobody
>>157849977Kyler fucking sucks
>Reports that Caleb might have tweaked his hamstring in Wednesdays practice when he started furiously twerking and clapping his ass cheeks during redzone drills This is what you get for having a flaming gay QB, Bearsfags.
>>157849884Play against a competent defense
>>157850010Simple. My opinion > your opinion
>>157850009Saints and panthers are competent and will be better by the end of the season
>>157849977Goblin Murray is a nasty little freak.
>>157850004ebin! xD xD
chipped a nail
By the end of their Packer careersFavre won 1 ringRodgers won 1 ringSo therefore, love will win ___ ring
Bros I miss David Allen Coe
>>157849966what does this even mean? you can eat more than one slice of pizza, theres no rule against it
>Since Dan Quinn took over as Washington’s head coach, his defenses have given up 25+ points 21 times, and 30+ points 14 times. Not goo
The Colts were built to beat the Chiefs of yesteryear and that is why they lost kek>Strong Secondary going all in with two 1st round picks for Gardner>Brought in Lulu AntiRomo because he had success against them with the BengalsMahomes still put up 350 on his ass>Brought in Steikek from the Eagles after he played them in the OwlAnd he was so traumatized by Spags that he went completely fetal in the clutch moments of the final drive.My Chiefies mere presence on the field makes opposing teams wilt and cry like little cissy boys
>>157850039She never called him by his name
>>157850044Sean McDermott will save us
>>157850039NOOOOOWWWW THERES CUM STAINS ON THE PILLOWWHERE SHEEEE ONCE LAID HER HEAD
>>1578500370. He’s sub-mid at best.
>>157850042in Mamdani's New York pizza slice eats (You)
>>157850051Put the word on the streets we back up
>>157850037Onion rings
>>157850029Saints maybe. I still think panthers d is shit though
no one fears the seahawks
1. Bills2. Bengals3. Broncos4. Jaguars5. Texans6. Colts7. Chargers1. Rams2. Lions3. 49ers4. Seahawks5. Saints6. Eagles7. Cowboys
Had spicy food yesterday and now my bussy is sore after pooping
>>157850039Country DJs say that I'm an outlaw
>>157850063it's better to be loved than feared
>>157850064You have schizophrenia if you think Texans and Chargers make it but Ravens and Patriots don't
My QB is a crybaby faggot
>>157849169Now i want jamba juice
>>157850051We are going to hire Klay Kubiak. The Shanahan coaching tree surely won't fail again.
Man KC has been good so long I forget what I feels like to suck. Last year was a good reminder. The fact that there are people who’s entire lifetime experience being a fan of teams even worse than that astounds me. It’s okay to have a bad year. If your team always sucks balls you really have no excuse not to chimp out.
>>157850074Poor choofers
>>157850074Patriot bros...... Drake will never shake this reputation..
>>157850064>No ChiefsThe poorly hidden seethe pleases me
>>157850078Maybe the 9ers will just give us Shanahan back?
>>157850064Chargers are lucky if they win a game before week 10
>>157850087Won’t even make the ‘offs. It’s been downhill ever since your week 1 superbowl
>>157850087They won 6 games last year
>>157850080If you lived in like Cleveland or Detroit I don't understand how you could root for your local team.You love your team just because a multi billionaire bought the football team in your area and ran it into the ground? Why?
157850064This post is bait
>>157849928Safeties blinded by the massive chain
Why doesn't Jim Harbaugh just cheat?
>>157850089Jed York switched to cheap hookers to pay Shanahan's salary. I don't think he's ever leaving the 49ers.
>>157849522Dumb retard
>>157850106NFL actually has authority unlike NCAA
11-6 ezpz
>>157850109KekkedBrian Flores if you can hear me, please save my franchise
Hurry up thread cuck
>>157850073It's not playoff standings (teams from the same division are in the top 4), it looks like it's just a ranking of teams
It’s ok thread slave, take your time :)
>>157850103I’m afraid that’s just the resident Detoilet
>>157850095You mean the one where we dominated the Bronkeks in every facet of the game? The same ones listed to win the AFCW? Kek they won’t even beat the Raiders they’re so trash.>KC>LV>Denvurrrrrrr>Lasssss AngelessssThe mountain hippies and le heckin world capitalers could switch places in irrelevance but they’re both trash and will finish with losing records. Nobody fucking cares about them.
The Chargers just haven't been the same since he got bubbled. Sad.
honestly it would be better to just ride threads into page 10
New>>157850130>>157850130>>157850130
>>157850131I would be very surprised if the Eagles miss the playoffs
>>157850115I would flip on Patriots and Saints but I think you make the offs
>Chikaner larping as a Choofs fan a year after calling their fans spicsMemes write themselves
>>157850099And they’ve won two this year. Thats 100% of games relevant to the playoffs pussy kek>>157850101Because they’re poor and stupid and it’s all they can afford. Nothing else makes sense. Imagine being some minimum wage loser in Cleveland and having to buy a New Jersey every five years because your team actually drafts good players to root for. That would require them to get second mortgages probably.
>>157849988Yes it's hilarious. I saw it live and thought it was serious like an ACL or Achilles but no he's just that much of a drama queen
>>157849884By having a defense that isnt the worst in nfl history
>>157849725I honestly think Montana and Mahomes are basically comparable historically, the played the same kind of way, made lots of plays with their feet, made big plays in clutch moments, got lots of benefit from the refs, and played with all time great receivers (Rice, Hill/Kelce). I just don't think we can put Mahomes over Montana until he actually proves he can win without refball.
>>157849920Falling to pieces charted on the Billboard Hot 100.
>>157849739I still to this day do not get the Herbert hype at all. In college my biggest criticism of him is that he was too slow in all of his movements to ever be a mechanically great quarterback, and he can't read defenses. He's the physical prototype and has a big arm but....what else does he actually do well? Never liked him, and now that he's failing with a Shanahan babby OC everyone's going to assume he's shit.
>>157849977Bucs get a win unless their D is that ass
Poop hurt a little too much then thought
Pulled a hangnail
>>157850129Many such cases
