bengos
>>157850130he allegedly isnt wrong
raidies
Why do the 49ers have so many fans when they haven’t won shit in over 30 years?
Before I fully delude myself into wanting Flores as my HC in 2027, can someone remind me what the drama surrounding him is? It’s been so long that I forgot
Statistically speaking 2-0 teams make the playoffs 75% of the time. Who's missing it?I think the Eagles and Vikings fuck it up
>>157850148Why’s he grinning like that? What does he know
For me it's Devonta Smith
>>157850153Name?
>>157850130>Big KOC needs this man to save his career
Chiefs won those games
>>157850150Dude there are like nine teams that have never even been to the superbowl
>>157850148Im enjoying the moment while it lasts. We are 100% dropping the next 5 games.
reminder: the colts effectively beat the choofs. it just isn't official because our coach is a huge pussy
>QBs with anything other than A or C
For me? Its Jim Croce, Gordon Lightfoot, and Jethro Tull. Also that Josh Allen :)
>>157850166shut up kneediddy
>>157850154I would be very surprised if the Eagles missed the playoffs
AHHHHHHHHJUSSSSSSSSCAIIIIIIIIINTTT*gets bussy plapped by PCGay after game*
"tough schedule" they said. The win streak begins
>>157850153now THAT's a woman
>>157850163>preseason week 4 (chiefs super bowl)>life and death with THE danny dogshit
My Chiefs shake their asses at your shit team just like this
>>157850170>racefagcringe
>>157850157he saw crosbys knee mri
>team abandons the fans>HC humiliated on Nickelodeon >QB cucked to death How do Charger fans still exist? You are more pathetic that the Browns.
burrow gives sex pest vibes
>>157850176Him screaming in pain after he hurt himself is the funniest part. Didn't he used to play soccer too? That would make sense for his flop instincts to kick in.
>>157850172Based Wyoming shitkicker
>>157850150Because the Rams are somehow sadder than the team that’s twice been cucked by Mahomes, the Raiders abandoned the burning dumpster fire that is Oakland, and the Chargers have always sucked. Really the Chargers should just move to St Louis since the Rams shit on them in their own stadium kek. It would be the closest thing they will ever see to having a soul.
I made chocolate cookies over the weekend. I’m going to eat one of them soon. Death to the Kansas City Chiefs
>>157850180oh yeah that happened
>>157850180*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFF*
>>157850168raise the fucking banner bro
>>157850187I can't tell you how bad I want her to actually cheat on him with Dart
>>157850191Nah I don't like fighting, hurts my hands too much.
>>157850196Now post the Mutt's record vs the Rams
>>157850201>Hehehe we beat the Chiefs 3rd stringers by two whole pointsThe peak of Raider fans existence. Grim.
He's so cooked
>>157850201Jesus this is embarrassing
>>157850217Andy Reid never cancelled practice over St Floyd
What does it mean if I’m looking primarily at the guy when I’m watching cuck porn?
>>157850176Theater kids should be banned from playing football
>>157850184You know what? Youre right. Ill change my ways.
>>157850219>>157850227were gonna beat the chiefs 107936306937393067 to 0 and youre gonna be mad
>>157850226Oh God. I just got out of a relationship where I was so clearly whipped. You need bros to let you know what's going on. Never again.
>>157850232Not an argument
>>157850172>Jim CroceLove em
>AAAAHHHH I HATE PLAYING IN THE RAIN TAKE ME BACK TO CALIFORNIA
>>157850233It means you are self inserting. It's not gay as long as you are imagining yourself as the girl.
“Big” Mike washington and hezekiah masses are the steals of the draft
Was anyone actually impressed by the queefs yesterday? Needing 5 quarters to squeak by a bottom 5 team at home? And they only won because the other team's coach is a slobbering retard?The Broncos win was a fluke, they're spiritually 1-1 right now
>>157850153Her dick is way bigger than mine
They're teabagging Sean McVay (who is somehow still angry about things that he wasn't even alive for and that were his Grandpa's own fault) tonight
>>157850153I love me Raidies Ladies!
Let me guess, Chiefs-49ers owl? How exciting.
>>157850241That would be quite unexpected, I would certainly become upset
>>157850161redgifs.com/users/pixiepunk
I think everyone here should be rounded up and slaughtered.
>7 years in the league>3 playoff appearances>utterly humiliated in the wildcard round every time>now 0-2 to start the year>against two teams who picked in the top 3>at home both games>beaten by double digits both gamesBustin Herbert is not a top 20 QB in this league. Legitimately the 4th best QB in his divvy. Possibly 5th best.
>>157850241Nuss will have a better pro career than Mendoza ever will. Because he is a better quarterback. And he isn’t even a starter kek. 7th Rounder>1st Rounder will be peak Raider seethe>>157850245It’s the only argument that matters. Well that and the Superb Owls which Andy Reid again completely cucks him on kek.
>>157850280
>>157849739I still to this day do not get the Herbert hype at all. In college my biggest criticism of him is that he was too slow in all of his movements to ever be a mechanically great quarterback, and he can't read defenses. He's the physical prototype and has a big arm but....what else does he actually do well? Never liked him, and now that he's failing with a Shanahan babby OC everyone's going to assume he's shit.>>157849725I honestly think Montana and Mahomes are basically comparable historically, the played the same kind of way, made lots of plays with their feet, made big plays in clutch moments, got lots of benefit from the refs, and played with all time great receivers (Rice, Hill/Kelce).I just don't think we can put Mahomes over Montana until he actually proves he can win without refball.
>>157850264KC is rolling a UDFA LT right now kek.>U-UDFAs don’t count!Stop the count! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>157850288>88Other than the Whites of course.
>>157850292>Well that and the Superb Owls which Andy Reid again completely cucks him on kek.The Mutt is 1-1 vs the Rams and none of them had to do with your rigged Super Bowls, sit down methboy
>>157850280Chefs- Hawks I reckon
>>157850292who the hell is nuss and no mendozie will be the second coming of big rape
>>157850303No, ESPECIALLY the yts
>shrieking like a toddler because you pulled ur hammyGayleb is actually a faggot
>>157850280I bet the Bengals beat the Chiefs. That team looks pretty complete, just gotta stay healthy but that goes for both teams.
>>157850310Your brown and therefore subhuman and therefore irrelevant.
>>157850172Good tunes
>>157850305I love watching losers cry and chase moral victories kek
>>157850150The 9ers are the oldest team in CA and they never left and they had a dynasty, The Raiders have the same passionate fanbase but they have been quite till now. The Chargers may never recover from leaving SD unless they win an owl or move to OC or something. The Lambs are for the bandwagoners who are just getting into football here im Socal and have to make up for those 20+ years they left a void here in L.A
Rams will beat the fuck out of the giants tonightAlso LA has much better food including pizza than New York
Guys my sales jobs kicks so much as I bought my house a year ago and I'm going to have it completely paid off in four yearsI'll have a fully owned house before I pay off my student loansAnyway, go Patriots
>>157850302>steal of the draft>undrafted They don’t. Benson is a great signing nonetheless
>>157850308 Seahawks win 49-6
>>157850323The Rams are the 2011 Eagles
>>157850302That's only because Josh Simmoms is a bust
steelers still have the best defense in the league thru 2 weeeks so 9-8 or 10-7 with a wild card exit
>Pelissero: Vikings QB Kyler Murray (concussion) will play in Week 3 after clearing concussion protocol.They're going to tank all their momentum by benching Wentz lel
Raiders fans when they spot a juicy cock kek
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH GOTI GOOOOOOOOO
>regular seasonTop jej
>>157850322The Rams played in LA from 1946-1994. They absolutely have a following and after 10 years in LA they deserve to have newer fans. They travel well too.
Only retarded gambling degenerates think the lambs aren't going to gape the gnats tonight.
>>157850280The chiefs haven't looked good. Maybe they improve as the season goes on but right now they don't look like a contender.
I'm from the future. Mac Jones will be the starting quarterback for the Vikings next season
>>157850303Uh oh
>>157850349>2-0>spanked the broncos who just beat the jagsThey look good
>blood on the toilet paper
>>157850353What about calamari?
>>157850315>>157850328>>157850349Nobody believes in usNobody believes in us
>>157850323>including pizza than New YorkI'm a SoCal boy through and through but that's just false
>>157850340Up until 2 years ago they were the most feared team for this reason, you had to play to actually beat them because playing to not lose was playing to lose. Their dominance in OT is a large part of the reason the OT rules were changed. They'd get the ball first, score a TD everytime, and win the game without the other team even getting a chance.
IIIIIIIIIIII AM A MAN OF CONSTANT SORROW
>>157850356Seahawks are the only team that looks good
>>157850342LA whites like baseball. Football is consumed by the mexicans. MExicans scare off whites. Mexicans are raiders fans. Rams have a weak ass fanbase
Yep I'm thinking playoffs
Top 20 QBs by regular season career WAR, adjusted to 16 game seasons>1. Brady: 80.9>2. Manning: 76.8>3. Brees: 71.4>4. Marino: 63.5>5. Rodgers: 60.0>6. Favre: 52.6>7. Tarkenton: 49.7>8. Montana: 47.6>9. Rivers: 43.9>10. Unitas: 42.9>11. Young: 42.5>12. Roethlisberger: 40.1>13. Fouts: 39.1 >14. Stafford: 37.2>15. Ryan: 36.6>16. Jurgensen: 36.4>17. Elway: 35.1>18. Graham: 33.9>19. Mahomes: 33.3>20. Baugh 32.6 (missing first 3 seasons)
>>157850378>regular seasonWhew
>>157850342And the Rams where always fringe, the Raiders and 9ers where always bigger fanbases its ok its not a big deal I don't get why Lambs fan are so insecure
Has the game passed Harbaugh by? He took the 49ers to 3 straight NFCCG’s including one SB appearance, and has taken Michigan to multiple bowl appearances including 1 national title He hasn’t done shit with the chargers even though he has one of the best QBs in the league. What happened?
>>157850371LA has the most diverse fanbase in America. Maybe the Kings are white af and the Clips tend to be mainly black but everything else is diverse. Don't claim the Chargers or OC teams as LA
>>157850368most melodramatic bills fan
>>157850378>WARWhat is it good for?
>>157850302He also didn’t play LT in the UDFA. The situation is truly fucked when you consider the qb.
>>157850383He also turned Stanford of all colleges into a powerhouse.
Smitty is an elite WR1
Benson is unironically looking like a starter. Crazy luck
>>157850388Least*
>>157850356>spanked the broncosKind of. They didn't look that impressive though, especially on offense. Mostly the Broncos just suck.
>>157850395He had Andrew fucking Luck
>>157850383He made Alex smith look like a QB even though he was dogshit and every 49er and chief fan wanted him gone
the price for crosby is now 3 first round picks pray i do not alter the deal further
>>157850371>LA whites
Oh what happened? Did the Jags not play the Browns this week?
>>157850378How is WAR calculated for quarterbacks? What's the formula?
>>157850382Why should we be insecure lol the Rams have been in LA for more than a decade and enough winning created a new generation of fans.>RaidersIt's not 1988 anymore gramps>49ersOut of towners who start shit
Name one (1) Long Snapper
>>157850415no one's paying that
>>157850398Passing against my Commies secondary is NOT impressive
>>157850417They did and the Broncos broke like a 13 game losing streak against them
>>157850421John Dorenbos
>>157850415Pick up the phone. Make the call Jerruh
>Bengals / Hawks>Burrow goes 0 - 2>Darnold starts, Lock finishes the game
>>157850427now its 4
>>157850383Imagine Justin Herbert with a real coach and owner
>>157850421>Rocco UnderwoodIf you don't know >your team's long snapper you don't know ball.Related, Jon Dorenbos is the GOAT.
>>157850420>created a new generation of fans.Oh I'm laffin
>>157850334He’s not a bust he’s just a drug addict. He’s great when he isn’t having withdrawals.>>157850349Oh man this cope is gold. Retards like you are what make me love being a Chiefs fan.>>157850378Even more hilarious HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit you guys are fucking maaaaad
>MVP race is between Allen and Mahomes againBoring, why cant the league find anyone else? 10 years of these faggots and nobody else can step up?
>>157850417cope and seethe
>>157850409>hadRecruited. He recruited Andrew Luck. That is how good coaches in college build winning programs.https://www.cleveland.com/osu/2015/01/how_jim_harbaugh_recruited_and.html
Pats rb doesnt know what the word “consistent” meanshttps://x.com/theodiesenhaus/status/2101858489165291537
>>157850184If diversity is such a strength how come sending browns to live in countries full of other browns is a human rights violation?
>>157850405Their entire defense looked legitimately afraid to tackle Walker.
>>157850421Reid Ferguson
>>157850444>muh copeYou're just deflecting. I watched the games, did you?
>>157850436yjk his handlers took his phone away so he doesnt send 4 1s to vegas
>>157850445Don't discount Shough's Fough and Sough
>be gayleb>have a far less serious injury than sam darnold a week ago where he has to miss time>cry like a bitch over it and may play next weekHis behavior is an insult to the NFL
Fun NFL fact: Massachusetts has a state law preventing private individuals from using economic coercion to interfere with another person’s free expression. Robert Kraft is going to get big sued by Mac LeMore.
Rams are still on the plane btw
For me it's Bob Segar and the Silver Bullet Band
>>157850452Kek reminds me of those YouTube polls where a solid 30% of people simply cannot understand the concept of a player’s “prime.”
What are we expecting from rams giants tonight?
>>157850226He was shit before he met her and if he was a real man he would be in a relationship with a white woman not a plastic brown sow.
>>157850442And why do you, a Chiefs fan care? Are you Chikaner? Didn't you call the Chiefs a Mexican organization last year?
>>157850476Lots of sexy men touching each other
>>157850476Aaron Donald trying to aura farm like he's Michael Jordan only to have his brittle old bones get put on his ass by Sisi Mauignoa.Last time the Giants played the Rams in LA he also got put in his place by Nick Gates after he tried bullying Gates and treating him like he was some scrub he could push around.
>>157850485Dusty old bones full of green dust
>>157850451Who was the elite coach that recruited Cam Newton to Auburn
>>157850476Rams by 10+ is the most pragmatic outlookThough a Giants nailbiter win would be a statement for them without saying the Rams are done
>>157850476>Blaxson DarkCant trust em
>>157850476I wonder how the young giants are gonna handle the hostile crowd at SoFi
cardinals and jaguars should swap mhj and btjthey both suck cock
if i was rodgers i wouldve just retired during the postgame presser
>>157850470Love to watch her strut
>>157850153That’s a peckah!!!
What will the Packers record be once Micah returns?
>>157850476SKATTEBOOOO RUMBLIN' BUMBLIN' AND STUMBLIN'
>>157850512Probably won't change much, Micah is massively overrated
>>157850419It's very long, and requires league average data for every season. But it's based on mlb position player WAR, so it combines passing, sacks, rushing, and fumbles+fumble recovery's to get an efficiency stat which is then compared to league average and translated to points above/below average. This is then translated into wins using the league average scoring environment, so in lower scoring eras, it requires less points to win. But that only gives wins above average, the replacement wins are divvided out based on the share of QB plays. So an average efficiency QB would have 0 WAA, but 1-2 WAR depending on how many snaps they took. Back in the day QBs took a smaller share of offensive snaps compared to RBs, meaning less replacement runs to go around
>>157850509Kneediddy what are you doing?? Hurry up and ban him
>>157850497probably by singing autographs, taking pictures, handing out merch. i doubt they'll spend a moment pondering the quite peculiar absence of Rams fans.
>>157850392kek good one anon
how do you defend this
>>157850502He is not capable of even considering such a thing.
>>157850078>the Shanahan coaching treeThis always kills me
>>157850529You can't, that's why we have to ban it
>>157850476>Cam Skattebo career long rush is 24 yardsWhat the fuck is this meme?
Why does Herbert suck?
>Aaron Donald hasnt played football in 3 yearskek he's going tonget rekt by younger guys half his size.
>>157850493Auburn got Cam Newton because they paid him a lot of money (for a college player at the time).
>>157850539He doesn't care
>>157850539He's slow at processing and slow at moving.
>>157850539Do I have to say it again? >Billion dollar arm >10 cent head
>>157850529I would start by not leaving him 1v1
>>157850539Shitty coaching, drafting and ownership Imagine Herbert on the 49ers and Purdy as a Charger.I’m just glad he gets his balls drained by a hottie every day.
>>157850539spent too much time having picnics with his jewish prostitute wife
>>157850187I never even heard of this thot, but she is fucking sexy. I want to come on her glasses if you know what i mean guys She reminds me of picrel
>>157850539lost his virginity
>>157850529The cornerback could try being in the correct position.
>>157850554Who dis snowbunny?
No GM in the league takes the queefs roster over the Lions
>>157850268how's skat doing? He came back way too early right?
I’m tired of defending Herbert. He just has no dawg whatsoever. He has all the physical gifts in the world but he lacks heart and the will to win. Bryce Young may be a midget with a weak arm, but he has dawg.
What year do you think Herbert will win the SB?
>>157850547This one's funny, because there was a stretch of time where people were saying he was too fast at processing
>>157850554She's hot but Herbert has been playing like shit ever since he started fucking her. When that happened to Tony Romo the Cowboys made him dump Jessica Simpson, unfortunately Spanos doesn't have as much balls as Jerruh.
>>157850420How much is Kroenke paying you to shill his football team?Dude if you are an honest Angelino you would admit that the Rams are not the biggest team in L.A and never have been! just because it is that way now doesn't mean it always won't be but it will take a very long time for anyone to dethrone the 9ers and Raiders period stop!
>>157850570You can't be too fast at processing. You can be too fast at scanning.
>>157850571this dude is the worst
>>157850560Yeah, I think you're right
>>157850148Don't even miss him!
>>157850529aaron donald or bussy injury
the lost vegas raiders
>>157850529
I think it's funny just how much Jayden Daniel's teammates hate him. Fucking NOBODY gave a fuck when he got hurt
is it too soon to call Travis Hunter a bust?
>>157850477Not everyone wants to be with a white hellspawn. Get over it already, you racist faggot.
>Jalen Hurts on 3rd downs in Week 2, per @SumerSports:>*9/13, 134 passing yards>*64.7% success rate (94th percentile)>*7.88 average yards to go
>>157850593I mean he's not deion but pretty sure he's a good cb
>>157850593Isn’t he the one with the hot loyal wife?
>>157850571Who tf is perna
>>157850559izzy green, some thot that gets naked
>>157850593It hasn't stopped me
Goff’s wife mogs your qb’s bogged skank.
>>157850597A team as loaded as the Eagles shouldn't struggle to beat the TITANS the way they did.
MVP Odds on FD:Josh Allen (QB, Bills): +250 to +275Joe Burrow (QB, Bengals): +850 to +900Patrick Mahomes (QB, Chiefs): +850Brock Purdy (QB, 49ers): +850 to +900Lamar Jackson (QB, Ravens): +900Brock at 850 on clearly the best team in the league Week 2 is seriously appetizing, Lamar is for sure not winning and I think Burrow will be runner up to whoever wins.
>>157850611>tfw no loyal, Christian wife to bear my children
>>157850158>>157850398
>>157850593He is the most ape looking nigger I've ever seen he's a genetic bust that's for sure. >jags>falling for the 2 way player who's average at both jobs memelol
>>157850614>betting against the substationlmao
>>157850532>life as a Redskins fan
>>157850582I had high hopes for this guy when the broncos drafted him, happy to see him playing well in Seattle
>>157850614Allen is winning easily. Joke division and he already has a monster lead 2 weeks in
>>157850614Njigba deserves more than anyone except Allen right now. But it's also week 2 so who cares
>>157850624>I had high hopes for this guy when the broncos drafted himI didn't.
kirk cousins is on pace to have 3400 yards and 51 tds
Guys I know Gayleb's hamstring is fine but is his bussy gonna be okay?
>>157850478I'm a Ryback fan
>>157850588Honestly before this Jayden looked amazing taking off and running all game
remember when jamar chase won the triple crown and only got 1 vote for opoy? kek
>>157850614It won’t be Patrick even though he’s back to playing well, we’re going to utilize our groundgame too muchHe may not win MVP again for quite awhile because of this duo
>>157850612The Sirianni Ealges very often play down to the level of their opponent, which is frustrating. But also they were playing a backup and a player out of position on the O-line, are missing their top edge rusher, and the defense seemed to struggle with the heat in the 2nd half. They definitely need to improve to contend, but that was true after the first few weeks in 2024 too.
My Chargies!
>>157850634Because Saquon was the obvious choice for OPOY aside from people giving it to the MVP runner-up (Allen or Lamar)
HORSE COCK LOCK
Name one reason why my chiefs won’t go 16-1 and make the owl (I can see us losing to the Seahawks but that’s literally the only team I fear or respect)
Caleb williams expected to miss 2 weeks (hamstring, ruputured bussy, dry tear ducts) per Adam Schefter
>>157850603>hot
>>157850421JJ Jansen
>>157850642triple crowns are more rare that what saquon did
>>157850323New York has much better food. It’s not comparable. I’ve lived in both.
>>157850645The Earth could be struck by a large asteroid
>>157850612>Loaded>Barkley and Goedert barely played>iOL is 3 turnstiles>WR2 is Dontayvion Wicks
>>157850588lol stop, they didn't know he was hurt. He ran off the field then collapsed on the way off
>>157850172This anon is meaner than a concentration camp dog
>>157850476Jaxson Dart busting his head open on the grass and Stafford season ending shoulder injury
>>157850645It's the NFL, so we'll drop some games to teams we should beat. I'd say a 12-5 or 13-4 record is realistic but once the playoffs begin, nobody wants to fuck with us.
is it really over for the chargers?
>>157850573He should've fucked her a few times and then dumped her, but he's a simp.
>>157850468I very much doubt Gillette's venue rules don't contemplate canceling an act over something stupid they said.
>>157850661The Chorgers beating the Bills would be the most Chorge thing ever
>>157850660I called 15-2 in preseason and it’s what I’m sticking with
>>157850176look how he takes off the towel to give a final thumbs up to the crowd, like a fucking Disney movie this guy. What a jabroni
>>157850660Realistically, once we make the playoffs, nobody could possibly stop us except for the Seahawks in the Super Bowl. Here’s hoping the crabs of the NFC will drag the Seahawks back in the bucket.
What team looks the most disappointing through 2 weeks?
>>157850673I’m not concerned about the Seahawks personally, I don’t think they’ll be as good as last year. The two teams I’m most concerned about are Rams (by playoffs) and Bengals
We don’t even care about the Bills or Bengals anymore. The Seahawks are our true rivals. The Seahawks are the only team who deserves to challenge us. The rest of you are glorified byes.
>>157850645Mahomes gets injured.
>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/2102017751820742659Nice quick breakdown of what Jalen Hurts can do passing from the pocket in Mannion's system. He's playing really well so far this year. If they can get the run game to work the offense should be more than fine.
kek, should have kept your mouth shut ben
bolt up!
>>157850624>>157850628It's funny he hasn't been good anywhere but Seattle. He has always had a good connection with JSN and is a guy you can trust to run the offense. Seems like it's a no brainer to start him agaisnt the Commies, let him pad his stats, and hopefully trick one of the Southern division teams into paying him Darnold style.
>>157850645Allen is 5-0 against Mahomes in the regular season for the past 5 seasons. It's basically a scripted loss for a regular season game
>>157850676Texans with possibility of Rams depending on what happens tonight
do eagles fans like the eagles or just jalen hurts? this shits getting weird
The Derick Rose and Caleb William edits are killing me kek
>>157850645>barely eke out a win against the Colts>we goin' 16-1!!!Ever hear the expression "Pride goeth before a fall"?
Remember how Gayleb went down in the game, screaming, crying, fingering his ass and he's going to be back next game.
>>157850686The Iggles almost lost to the Comimies and Titans. They are not good, even at 2-0
>>157850687Bears fans have been talking shit about Brian Flores all week too lol
>>157850693Bills defense made Stroud look like prime Mahomes. I’m not worried. Both teams have elite offenses and bad defenses, but our defense isn’t nearly as horrible as the Bills D.
>>157850696Hate the overated one read o line baby HurtsHate that his coordinators also hold him backHate the eagles Also, I'm not an eagles fan
>>157850703>almost
>>157850703Doubt them at your own peril.
>>157850539His wife is a vampire
>>157850693We often do that intentionally against contenders, we play very close to the vest in the regular season and just look at what they’re doing, usually they don’t have the same mindset and really want to win to “set a tone”. the Bills are the most obvious example but we also did it to the Bengals one season, we played them at the end of the regular season and lost and then faced them again two weeks later in the playoffs and the commentators were chuckling that Spagnuolo’s defensive scheme was completely different McDermott never learned his lesson but maybe Joe Brady will be smarter and we’ll both spend the whole game going “no, YOU win”
>>157850696I'm not sure what you mean. I like both the Eagles and Jalen Hurts.>>157850703I kind of answered this already here >>157850638
After spending two days in Philadelphia, I understand completely why the people there are so passionate about the Eagles. The whole city is a dump, the Eagles is literally all they have
>>157850700The Colts are a decent team who went toe two toe with us.. A win is a win. Beating the Colts by a narrow margin is a more impressive win than beating Detoilet by 10 or the TITANS BY 4
>>157850635Walker isn't going to play the full season.
>>157850726but that makes going to the eagles and phillies games extra fun
>>157850726>The whole city is a dumpObjectively not true. Maybe you just went to the wrong places.
>>157850734Wrong. If he tried to claim he’s injured Bienemy would whoop him with a switch
>>157850676The Toxins and Bucconeers
I would take bryce young over herbert and I don't think that's a hot take. IQ>physical
I want you fags to know that Mahomes has literally never had a run game before this season. And you still couldn’t stop him then. What makes you think you can stop him now?
>>157850154meanwhile, reminder that 0-3 teams have a 5% chance of making the playoffsDolphins, Titans, Texans, Colts, Chargers, Commanders, Buccs, and Falcons, statistically face playing against the strong possibility of early playoff elimination next week
>>157850676Chorgers because it's worse than ever.
>>157850726They have the Phillies too you know. But honestly, they're psychotic about their sports.
seahawks have won 12 in a row and 22-3 in their last 25 gamesis any team planning on doing anything about it?
>>157850690what team do you think tries to sign him?
>>157850751I didn't know reffies posted here
Let’s be honest. Every team except for the Chiefs and the Seahawks has been effectively eliminated from playoff contention. Let’s just skip to the owl between the Chiefs and Seahawks.
>>157850740I stayed in a hotel in a downtown(?) area. From the train ride to the Phillies game to the walk back to the hotel I smelled piss
What is Bijan thinking here?
>>157850703Were they playing horseshoes?
>>157850755I went to a phillies game then made out with a girl at that sports bar across the street where everyone goes to. For that, I like philly
>>157850753Commanders are already done
Has there ever been two top draft pick QBs with similar trajectories as Bryce and Stroud? Would be like if Leaf ended up better than Peyton
>>157850767>the whole city>a couple blocks in center city and the subwayAnon, why even make that post?
Do you guys think that Gayleb is seeing the memes today and crying about them like a little bitch, or is he all out of tears from crying like a baby yesterday?
>>157850690There's something awfully cursed over the prospects of Drew Lock being the Colts QB in 2027
is this accurate?
dexter lawrence trade looking like a win win for both teams
Throughout the first 2 weeks of the season, no teams have looked more dominant than the Super Bowl favorites, the Kansas City Chiefs and the Seattle Seahawks.
>>157850760I look like this but don’t say this, I say “chiefs have won 2 in a row and 2-0 in their last 2 games. is any team planning on doing anything about it?”
>>157850790Rams/Giants didn't even play!
>>157850790seahawks are not the best team jesus Christ
>>157850668Gillette’s venue rules don’t supersede thr MA Civil Rights Act
>>157850790Yes but Kangz will be number 1 after they're the last undefeated team heading into their week 6 bye
>>157850790This is engagement bait and I'm not even going to explain why
just dont like em
>>157850786just wanted to rile you up a bit bud.
>>157850792Dexter Lawrence playing at an All-Pro level again pisses me off because it all but confirms to me that he was dogging it last year.Yes the Giants organization shouldn't have alienated Dex the way he did but when you allow yourself to get your ass kicked by the Eagles' backup center and then take umbrage when a franchise legend calls you out on it I find that pretty insulting.
>>157850790>Viqueens #3 They were God Awful yesterday. The Bears were just worse
>>157850740Philly has been a dump since the 70s, don't kid yourself. You know exactly why, and it starts with the letter n
>>157850790Placing the Seahawks at #1 is fair but my Chiefs deserve #2.
>>157850790{=>_^=}
>>157850792Happy for both sides. Dexter Lawrence in particular seems to have been the leader needed for the Bengal's defense.
>>157850808The Browns need to rebrand since the Ravens are the Browns
>>157850792That's what I said (as a neutral) when the trade happened. The Giants needed the picks and the Bengals needed a sure thing star on the D-line.In a similar fashion, the Micah Parsons trade was a lose-lose.
>Bryce Young>CARMVP!!
>>157850826post the webm please
>>157850811Kangz had an elite defense yesterday for the second week in a row, overcoming having a backup at QB and missing their RB1 for a rain game
>>157850834No, got to X.com
How in God's name did the Colts lose after Danny’s Dragon to the red zone in OT? The Chiefs luck is so inexplicable.
>>157850837what is that? a porn site?
>>157850790>vikings over cincinnati
>>157850808heads up, white bread
>>157850826>make an ass of yourself off the field>die on the field
>>157850831The Giants got A pick in the Dexter Lawrence trade. Even if Sisi Mauignoa turns into one of the best guards in the entire league that's still peanuts compared to what they should've gotten for a player of Dex's caliber.
>>157850788>>157850763Falcons, Tits, Clots just paid that retarded freak Jones so they won't be in on him. Bucs would have been wise to not pay Baker because Lock is affordable and they wouldn't have to franchise tag him on a void year.
>>157850800They have the best defense
>>157850782Are you saying Stroud is better than Young? That is clearly incorrect.
>the /nfl/ closet faggot has been shitting up the thread by addressing no one in particular while posting about the object of his sexual obsession>not even a single solitary (you) has found himlol that's one massively demented and gay faggot
>>157850855steelers technically have the best defense thus far
>>157850801I'll bet otherwise.
>>157850809but for real though, walking back to the hotel at 2am after bar hopping was so sketchy, other than that Philly wasn’t that bad.
The Vikings should trade a 1st round pick for Herbert. The Vikings need a QB and the Chargers need to rebuild. Imagine Herbert slinging it to JJ…. That would feed families. Herbert would finally get the help he needs from the QB whisperer who fixed Sam Darnold and Daniel Jones and the best WR in the league.
>>157850839It’s not luck we have an elite defense. I can even explain what happened. Our CB1 wasn’t playing which allowed the Colts to exploit the secondary a little bit, especially on that dragon. But in the red zone the secondary is less of a factor due to the scrunched field and our pass rush and linebackers came into play, which ended the drive.
>>157850158Based Heisman Smitty the Slim Reaper
>>157850857Whoever you're schizophrenically seething about managed to make you mad, so mission accomplished by announcing that
>>157850872How do you manage to make this spam worse every year? It genuinely looks like dogshit now in 2023 it looked okayish
>>157850831>the Micah Parsons trade was a lose-lose.>the cowboys got 2 1st rounders for an injury prone player past his prime>the packers can't even beat the bears anymorebad news slim:you're a retard
>>157850826>>157850834
the field is fine, no need for panic
Holy shit. Dov just said the Vikings and the Chargers are considering a trade! Holy fuck. Herbert and JJ. The league is NOT ready.
i can sense the lead in most of these posts
>>157850897kek
>>157850892do you think Caleb would’ve gotten up from that?
>>157850872She stubbed her toe :(
i pooped and went to lay down and now i have to poop again
>>157850892I know a lot of posters on /sp/ who would pay for this to happen to them..
157850877>the /nfl/ closet faggot almost IMMEDIATELY began running damage control and still won't get a (you)lol the only thing deeper than his truth in the closet is the dildo up the deranged faggot's ass!
>>157850853wonder if any of those offensive schemes are viable for him, hes doing really good under a first year OC (which could be more on the OC than lock but locks been around for awhile so who knows)
>>157850901No, he'd have to have his taint amputated.
>>157850914Meant for >>157850877
need a big black cock rubbing against my prostate so bad..
>>157850856No I'm saying the QB that was looking like a bust is passing up the all star rookie
>butt pimple
>>157850897>DovLolAnyway a starting QB is never gonna be traded mid season, only exception would be if another starter was out for the season
>>157850869The first step of rebuilding is getting a QB dipshit, why would the Chargers “rebuild” by getting rid of a top 7 qb
>>157850892Caleb would be rolling around screaming for 5 minutes
157850918>the /nfl/ closet faggot is now giving himself the (you)s he can't get, clearly in the hopes that his superior will let him have the "final word"deranged gay faggot meltdown in progress lol
>>157850921Caleb Williams stop posting on /NFL/ you need to rest and recover
Jaxson Dart throws for 333 yards and three tuddies (zero INTs) in a 17 point victory over the Los Angeles Retirement Home this evening.Cap this and bet on it
>>157850933you mean he would have bit his lips and told him to go again
>>157850936sorry haha forgot to respond to the post directly again >>157850918
we're going to be okay
>>157850914>>157850936Rams are going 0-2 btw
>>157850938Proxy off, Kiwifaggot
>>157850896It is pretty crazy how fast NFL groundskeepers can fix a field though. I saw a time lapse of Mike High being converted from a concert venue back to a football field in like 2 days.
>>157850936Meant for >>157850918
>zit got inflamed
>>157850851He is 29 in like 6 weeks and didn’t want to play for the Giants. 10th overall is a good outcome in that circumstance.
I want the Rasm to be bad, but I don't want the Gnats to be good.
>>157850953They should've gotten multiple picks, point blank. They also replaced Dex with nobody and their defensive tackle room is the worst in the NFL on paper.
157850941>the /nfl/ closet faggot will prove my point as long as i wantconcession accepted; still no (you)s
>>157850676Gotta be the Rams considering all the off season hype
Calebposting isn't funny, get over it
my wife is mad at me
>horny but too tired to jack off ugh
>>157850963Oops meant to quote>>157850941
>>157850831I think Sexy Dexy gives the Bengals a real chance at the Superbowl. Notably, almost all the offense players seem way happier than before. Also McPherson is having an incredible season right now.
chainz, kirko
Legs fell asleep on the toilet again
>>157850676Chargers by far. Bucs play in a weak division so I'm not writing them off yet
who are you guys trying to kid. the ram are going to absolutely destroy the giant tonight
How do I motivate myself to workout soon?
Honestly the worse Herbert plays the more attracted to his girlfriend I get. Can't explain it
Colts don’t convert that 4th down idiots. Their best bet was hoping the mutt does a DA FLUUUUU on offense It was the right call
>>157850857you seem angry
Ok, I am willing to admit I was wrong. I will not doubt the armlengthfags moving forward. We learn and we grow, that's what's important.
mcdonalds forgot the pickles on my mcdouble
>>157850826>stick man as a running qb>>157850977>motivationngmi. Make it a routine, stick to it for 3 weeks and wa la
felt some intense pain running at the gym earlier. Screamed and rolled on the ground for a good 10 mins. Luckily it was just a thigh cramp and should be ready to go back by wednesday
>>157850975>bucs play in a weak divisionThe Panthers and Saints have looked pretty decent.
>>157850977i started doing cardio after getting random chest pains throughout the day, havent had them since. im by no means in shape but even a little exercise is better than none whatsoever. i believe in you anon.
>>157850943Hamstring injuries tend to linger and re-injure if they aren't given time to fully heal. It would be a mistake to rush him back.
>>157850976Rams are losing but it doesn’t mean they won’t be the much better team in six weeks
>>157850982you rlly saw this and thought hed be good
>Jake the Make Elliott is back to formBASED
>got a papercut
>>157850187>>HC humiliated on Nickelodeonsource?
>>157850971if they didnt draft complete busts at DE, I think theyd have the best dline in the league
>>157850977Imagine there's a guy behind you who's going to kill you if you don't start working out right now.
2 or 3 Teen Burgers after work today?
>>157850982>we have a sneed and a bane in the league now>but the bane is a bustSNEEDBROS... WE WON
>>157850790>Vikes at 3No shut up keep doubting us. We do our best when people hate on us or ignore us.
I want Tyler Bass gone.
>>157851015wtf is a teen burger? you guys are basically americans with jackets so it better be something normal
Hey Swediethirdie did the Colts win?
unironically offload Darnold's massive contract and name him the starter
is it too early to flex games?
>>157851030penix will be back soon
FIGHT!
>>157851035...will that improve their situation?
>>157851019same, no idea how a proven non clutch kicker keeps his job after missing a whole year. sure is gonna suck when that comes back to bite us.
>>157851030ultra HD 4k
>>157851007if the Colts weren't owned by a junkie and then his bug eyed daughter they'd have won the division at least once in the last decade
Remember when the vikeks thought they were hot shit and then got knocked out by Danny Dogshit in the playoffs?
Justin Herbert is going to cook on the Vikings when he's traded there next yearIF man will get his Stafford tier redemption
>>157851027A&W burger. Its just a classic burger really
>>157850934Do you have a bot posting these? You never reply to anyone about themAmazed this isn't ban worthy
>>157851028Wow, obsessed much?
>>157851030NFC South teams should be banned from Primetime
>>157851044yes. It's unclear whether he's good or not but he will chuck it which makes them much more interesting to watch
>>157851053yea they also killed andrew luck
>>157851055Yea, and then we proceeded to get Brian Flores becaus of it Thank God for Ed Donatell and Daniel Jones lol
157850970>the /nfl/ closet faggot has no problem being my bitch>if he begs me for another (you) by directly quoting this post, he'll get what he wants (the "last word") but will concede that he is seething and shitting his pants but hiding behind passive reddit posting to do so because he is very angry about his sexual obsession being exposed, meaning he loses>if he stops trying then he concedes that all he can do is repeat his reddit posting, meaning he loses2 paths to win for me. 2 paths to being a more defeated and frustrated bitch for the /nfl/ closet faggot. he lost. it's over. he'll have to deal with his mental illness or remain my bitch whenever i want.
>>157851057ok then get 3, that way if you only eat 2 you have a snack for later :)
>>157851064>It's unclear whether he's good or notI mean it's clear to me that he's not good
>>157851062Remember this lesson you third world animal
DANIEL JONES JUST HAD MORE PLAYOFF WINS THAN JUSTIN HERBERT AGAIN!
>>157851044no but he's black so he gets a ton of undeserved praise and positivity. >team with _______ black qb is le heckin' superb owl contenda
>>157851055LOL Now I remember, that was hilarious. Classic Vikings way to end the season — getting their teeth knocked out by a team they underestimated!
>>157851040I love how he acted like a wounded warrior going out on his shield. He's all like: " REMEMBER ME CHICAGO!!!"
>>157850152He sued the league because he claimed he got fired as the Dolphins HC for being black (weird how they didn't notice he was black when they hired him). SO the next team that gives him a job will have to worry that if he sucks and they fire him he'll cry racism again. And since he ran a poor offense, had terrible interpersonal skills, was bad with the media and generally seemed like a guy who was in way over his head as a head coach there's no reason for anyone to ever hire him again as anything other than a DC. He's the black Josh McDaniels except he's also a lawsuit waiting to happen. Not worth the risk.And the truly retarded part is if he'd just accepted his firing like a professional he'd probably have a bunch of offers coming his way. Saleh's not any better of a coach than he is but got another gig after like a year because he didn't fucking sue anybody when he got fired. Flores killed his own career because he was too butthurt to admit he did a poor job in Miami and now he's seething like it's anyone else's fault. He's not a victim, just a dumbass.
Any webms of that Aaron Rodgers fumble?
uh, where are they going?
>>157850130Wow he's actually right
>>157851028Yeah they did actually
So how's Big Mac going to handle to QB controversy after Lock goes like 4-0 for 10 TDs and maybe a pick that's Rasheed's fault?
>>157851074Good thinking burger bro
>>157851063Panthers are one of the most exciting teams to watch though. Bryce is a early mvp candidate.
>>157851030I'd feel bad for the Falcons if they weren't the only thing keeping my Bucs from becoming the new lolcow of the NFL.>>157851090>Where are they going?The Ninth Circle or something. They're already in Hell.
>>157851093Not according to MY machine
>>157851095hes gonna start darnold no matter what even if lock throws 20 touchdowns next game
Steelers need to re-tool. They fucking suck
>>157851090>Imagine going from the browns QB room to the falcons qb room
>>157850760They will wilt before the rejuvenated power of ther 49ers.
>>157851095I think everyone is pretty happy with how things are going.
I’m still thinking and laughing about the Vikings losing to Daniel Jones in the playoffs.
>>157851075I don't think he's played enough to make any kind of real judgement and it's been a mixed bag when he does. They certainly were more explosive when he played
>>157851063The Saints are undefeated
my raidstinkies finna wonned the superbowel
>>157851120only thing worse would be....losing the falcons HC and getting the browns HC
>>157851132What's he thinking rn?
>>157851090They’re gonna start grabbing fans off the street and seeing if any of them can perform
>>157851071Oops meant to reply to >>157850970
>>157850977Don't even think about it just go to the gym amd start sweating
When raidstinkies go to sleep they have nightmares of chiefs chunguses and wake up flooded with pee
2012-2013 Redskins or 2025-2026 Seahawks, which QB duo at the time was better?
Which 2-0 team is going to collapse?
>>157851132meet the only guy on the entire Cards organization who gives a shit. not one single individual in cards gear except him gave a fuck including the player the ball was floating in front of
>>157850141OH N-
>>157851169The QueefsScreen shot this
STILL laughing at the Vikings.
>>157851169Raiders
>>157851011seems odd...ok
I know youre reading this.I own you schizo kek
Strandbros…
why does joe burrow get destroyed every time he gets sacked? does he not know he can move around? he doesnt have to just stand there
>>157851178Why they're 2-0
>>157851190He likes it
>>157851035*penis
>>157850973Lol
>>157851186So did Tua really just fake an injury because he's terrified of football but still wants to cash checks?
>>157851120He's a good coach too. He should go to WSH
It seems the Bear fans don’t like it when you make fun of their gay quarterback.
>>157851170That's a camera illusion, the wide angle shows absolutely nobody near the ball until this sliding full speed pick by Love.
the lost vegas raiders are on pace to go 17-0
>>157851176Why would I screenshot a post that just says “The Queefs Screenshot This”
>>157851169Chiefs raiders niners
>>157851184Remember when the Detoilet crowned himself the champion after this asterisk win that was so scuffed even the DETOILET HOMER ANNOUNCER CALLED IT AN ASTERISK GAME… and then the Chiefs ended up winning the owl while the Detoilets went home LOL!
>>157851204Holy shit.....It's true
>>157851055I made a lot of money taking the giants to win that game
>>157851176Here
The best part of being a Chiefs fan is being better than everyone else.
>>157851169Iggles
>>157851212Very true, and impeccably stated
>>157851200To be fair that's what any of us would do if we were in the NFL.
>>157851212t.
>>157851132
Bears fans after a single day of their QB being made of for being a pussy
>>157851220lol look at this seething Detoilet
>>157851211Saved. That guy is gonna be so embarrassed kek
>>157851226>QB being made of forgood morning sir
>Cards
>>157851239Bastard bitch. You think you your funny? I fuck your mother.
>>157851243That ytoid rolling out to safety makes me laugh every time
>>157851239It 2am night time in endia retard fucker
>>157851087The weird thing about the Flores lawsuit is I thought it stemmed from him actually trying to win games while the GM was trying to actively tank. Did Flores lie about the Racism because he knew the NFL would blackball him if he was on record stating a team was trying to actively sabotage its product? What gives there?
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>>157850148The game yesterday was the best home field advantage a team could ask for. Raiders fans brought it in LA
>>157850219Incoming 50-32 Raiders win
>>157851219I would work on having the fastest release possible, reading the defense, making sure I the running back gets plenty of handoffs in the gameplan, and always having a hot route on every passing play
>>157851105>Bryce is a early mvp candidate.>3 rushers -v- 5/6 blockers>DB's looking at each others as an untouched receiver runs past them>QB makes timing play throw that required no adjustmentThat play was ran how teams do it when they're practicing. Anything OTHER than a perfect throw is unacceptable.
