Schwarber Edition >>157837117
doyers
FUCK THE PADRES
Cheese sucks lol
Mariner
hoping my Rays win game 1 tomorrow so they can play game 2 hammered
Why aren't my Os on?
We will be watching Josh Allen get gaaaaped by the Rams.
brownoids can't eat dairy kek
>>157852161GO AWAY CUNT!
berds
FUCK THE DODGERS
https://youtu.be/jjCPc-47NmI?is=nzlJa7bfadaK4Byy
>>157852194>10 hours in MS paintYDS confirmed
>>157852183>Blocks you path
Today is the first day of fall… Rocktober is near.
Why only 4 games on today? Does Manfred hate money?
morning to all except the whitesox fans
>>157852242you mean Recktober
>>157852252Who dat?
>>157852259He’s gonna get raped and gaped in the postseason by the Rox
Who has the best cutter?CC, Mo, or Cam?
>>157852191I see you forgot your name, schizoid
kek
>>157852286Painter for sure
>>157852295Alright man how about you just leave me alone for once?
>>157852175I'n mexican and I can drink milk and eat cheese without any issues
>>157852276Don't compaire Recker to cum shiter
>>157852194KEK
>>157852298“Ohtani, please fuck my wife”
>>157852298
>>157852309congrats on being white amigo
>>157852307WE 107-66 NOW YANKEES UNIVERSE
cum shitter xd
>>157852310I’ll compare him for as long as he continues to be Colorado’s bitch
Please watch baseball
>"The part of the calf where Judge's is injuried is attached to the Achilles, same injury Kevin Durant tore the Achilles"
>>157852336But there no baseball
>>157852342AND?
>>157852345There is baseball. It's just six shit teams playing tonight
>>157852357Yeah, that’s why I said there’s no baseball
cum shitter kek
Judge will be fine.
>>157852357>six shit teamsBut I thought the Red Sox had the day off?
>>157852403
Not even the promise of a future $50 million salary can save you
>>157852412NYCfags are taking over
>>157852336There's MNF later today
I need my O's game, and I need it NOW
>>157852463She probably started scrolling TikTok immediately after the video cut
>>157852463>skene flops>she immediately reaches for her phone to msg me
>>157852463me on the left
>>157852463thats a man
>>157852500Must be the accent
>>157852429Lmao, Tim Pool is a Cuck.
jays game starting soon.....
Let's go NATS!!1!
>>157852463When does Schlittler get a GF like this? Who will it be?
>>157852621>eliminates despite highest scoring offense this season
I need my Os
>>157852624breckie hill
>>157852624I could see him going latina
>>157852636i just to add that if this actually happened it would result in the unmitigable mind breaking of livvy
>>157852463If I were dating Livvy Dune I would brutally WRECK her throat with THE LARGE COCK
It's O time
>>157852662not reallybreckie is low class
>>157852672hell yeah, brother!
no guerrerono problem
>>157852662Skenes is coming to the Yankees though.
Paul Skenes will be a New York Yankee.
>>157852636>named after breakfast
skenes to the doyers
Skenes signs with the Oklahoma Padres!
>>157852710they will get him for cheap because livvy wants to be a LA girl
livvy wants him closer to lsu until she graduates. he's going to finish his career in houston.
pitch cuck violationdo orioles not know the rules?LOL
Off to a great start. I got a free bottle of wine yesterday, might as well get started on it
>>157852729you can't rush perfection
The Yankees have made the most impact trades with the Pirates and they value Yankee prospects. Skeneskees will feed families from BX to PIT.
>>157852728YOUR LOUISIANA PADRES FEATURING PAUL SKENES
>>157852672>>157852667
>>157852719She wants to get pounded with an ocean view
>>1578527471st and second, no out...
>>157852763trust the plan
>>157852758Guys Jay is sperging out again
>>1578527722-0, first and third, still zero out
AUTOMATED MLB GAME PREDICTIONS & WINNER PROJECTIONS==================================================Enter date (YYYYMMDD) or press Enter for today's matches: Polling live databases... AUTOMATED MLB WINNER PROJECTIONS=========================================================================== Live networks guarded or empty. Simulating via local performance database... Matchup #1: Tampa Bay Rays @ New York Yankees Predicted Winner NEW YORK YANKEES (Confidence: 61.0%) Projected Score Tampa Bay Rays 3 - 6 New York Yankees O/U Total Runs 9.1--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Matchup #2: Toronto Blue Jays @ Baltimore Orioles Predicted Winner BALTIMORE ORIOLES (Confidence: 60.6%) Projected Score Toronto Blue Jays 3 - 6 Baltimore Orioles O/U Total Runs 9.0--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Matchup #3: San Diego Padres @ Los Angeles Dodgers Predicted Winner LOS ANGELES DODGERS (Confidence: 59.4%) Projected Score San Diego Padres 4 - 6 Los Angeles Dodgers O/U Total Runs 9.3---------------------------------------------------------------------------[Program finished]
https://youtu.be/k0txZjN6kd0?is=Ig6cgGjpOu0EggoDDodgerbros…
Can't say I really give a fuck anymore
>>157852792Rome wasn't built in a day
>>157852624his ass belongs to gayron fudge
>>157852814The Bills are playing.
o's already lost their world seriesbrootal
River Ryan looks good. Dodgers fleeced?
>>157852828Somehow taking the season series from the dodgers is our world series
my gards would heem both these peems
>>157852803Rangers are gonna complete the 4peat this year
Yesavage coming in to save the season
>>157852828Alysa hitting the wall instantly was their WS loss
>>157852861Who tf is Zach Neto
>>157852850So the Yankees pitching staff is just going to hover around 2 sigma for the entire season? That's like twice the amount of sigma, man.
>>157851951So you're saying MLB needs to go back to the 2019 balls?
>>157852878Either AI slop or holy fuck
>>157852878Fuck the left marry the right
>>157852932force a christian couple to #bakethecake
Pete Alonso
>>157852878fridge
>>157852958Mets legend
Yamamoto is going to get destroyed by the Cubs
>>157852878Alysa looks normal and like a real woman should, the other skank looks like the kind of whore who would be a human toilet for Qatari billionaires.
The cubs are going to get destroyed by Yamamoto
>>157852958Pete did it his way
>>157852842poodres got fleecedcost of doing business for the dodgers
>>157852958Yet another white man that acts as the stabilizing presence in the clubhouse. The Mets can’t Met without him.
BreggyPCADansbyNicoBuschDodgers just can't hang with this lineup lil bro.
>>157853005Cubbies barely have any pitching, they won't even get past the Brewers bro.
>>157853005Postseason caliber pitchers are going to shut this shit down QUICK
>>157852878The problem with this pic is that Alysa's best feature is her legs. She could crush your skull with them. Isabeau is cute too, but she seems like an instathot
john schneider has some basic bitch tattoos
>>157853027They play the best defense in the league. That definitely helps. Plus the Dodgers are a flawed team.
>>157853077Yea I noticed that too. I bet he has a tramp stamp too
>>157853086>what alyssa will look like in 10 years
>>157853108The 30pill is brutal
>>157853036Snell and Glasnow aren't even healthy; the Cubs already beat Skubal during the sweep at Wrigley.
>>157853108Hers is classy though.
>>157853127Postseason caliber pitchers doesn’t only mean Dodgers
Fuck this asshole
>>157853156i already did!
>>157853152The Cubs are sweeping the playoffs.
>>157853134You are Beautiful
God. Damn.
>>157853176No, the Rox are
>2 teams that fired their managers early in the season are in the playoffs What did the Phillies and Red Sox mean by this?
hapa down! hapa in distress!
>Bateman deadshame, his seasons over
>>157853262It's a hapa man so who cares. He was probably going to shoot up a school anyway
cursed season
bro passed away
>>157853268
>>157853282good lord. who is next and or what is next. 2027 please don't be so lame.
O niggas killed our best player Blood for blood
>Bateman deadah ffs
>>157853305wrong player dumbass
>>157853311good news is that none of your players will get injured mid-game next season
>>157853312next season they should change to the old Skydome turf to seek revenge.
>>157853311>who is next and or what is next?John Schneider has a heart attack while arguing with the ump during the last game of the season and fucking dies.
>>157853311There will not be a 2027 MLB season.
>>157853351that's dark dude
Bateman aside, but is it just me but the offence looks more competent with Vlady out?
The Blue Jays are being punished for their obvious cheating last season.
>>157853354Fitting end to this cursed hell fuck nightmare dumpster fire of a season.
>>157853367no more gidp rally kills
>>157853391Lol
>>157853296bro passed away
>>157853367spoke too soon
>>157853370>Schneider Heartattack>Bucky drops dead from Cancer>Davis shaves his moustache and is released>loonie dog night becomes twonie dog night>Vlady is never the same again
FUCK THE BLUE JAYS
this game just lacks something, some intangible thing that can only be described by the english language's best
>>157853466yeah real stakes, both these teams are not making the playoffs, might as well be a spring training game
>blaming the fact that you are a 10 ERA shitter now on the 30 pitches you threw in the WBCkek
>>157853405FOR FUCKSAKES KAZ!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CELLUCI BUDDY HOLY SHIT STRAIGHT DEALIN
>>157853483orioles are dead ducks but you guys have a chancelimpsox be limpin'
>>157853564that's like a 0.99 percent chance, with cease injured and now bateman dead, we can not string together that many winswe only have 1 healthy reliable starter
>>157853564they are 5-5 in their last ten. 3 games up and have the tie breaker.
>>157853485>the ramp up process isn't real>im just another low IQ baseball fanSo glad that baseball ends soon.
RIP Agent Zero's wrist
>>157853592guess you guys suck then
https://x.com/PitchingNinja/status/2102171861828121053
It's the Orioles for crying out loud.
Alec Bohm for River Ryan. Who says no?
>>157854049that just Bate, manStraw man argument by Myles.
Schlittler doesn't shit cum fyi. Not sure why you guys keep saying this but it ain't even true.
>>157853983
>>157854106You’re setting a fine example for your 2 goofy ass countrymen
>>157854131source?
>>157854131There are literally pictures in this thread of him shitting cum
OK maybe this offense is just shit and doesn't matter if Vlady is out
>>157852150>>157852151Padgers
>>157854148It ain't true though>>157854190Those are fake dumbass
>>157852842It was a terrible trade (Matt fuckin Beaty lol) but Ryan has been so injured in his career it could end up being a wash
Would rather watch bamemeaball than today's slate of game's
.312 xWOBA kek
@grokwho would win in a fight, a blue jay or orange duck?
>>157854315Dodgers have had zero prospects pan out since Kerchoke
>kazoomer okamoto
>>157854506Is a blue Jay just that midget redditor whose looking for a teaching job?
>>157854506Based image
>blue jay :|>blue jay, Japan :O
>>157854524Dodger hater but Smith, Pages, and Rushing (in that order) is pretty good. Unless you mean pitching
>>157854503WOBA WOBA WOBA WOBAWOBA WOBA WOBA WOBAWOBA
>>157854586>trans colors
>>157854586100%jays fans look like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kq9b9p7g98
>>157854636Oooh ErnieContact king…Contact king!*pops up one 1 pitch*No wayErnie…ERNEEEEHHHHHH
>>157854131burden of proof is on you
>burden of poot
saaaaar do not redem the poot burden plz
If the dodgers win are we counting four in 10 years as legitimate considering 2020 was a short season
>>1578550272020 was cancelled. Nobody remembers that season.
wtf is kirks problem
>>157855115Ok, so the Yankees' historic 4 rings in 10 years remains sacred.
>>157855027they funded their payrolls through fraud so it's nothing but asterisks
o's need dingers
At the end of the season teams that are ass and not going to the playoffs should just throw random A-AAA guys in to see what happens
Who gets to 40 HR first? Ben Rice or Pete Alonso? Both play at Yankee Stadium in a few days.
>>157855365That's never been done before, I'm sure of it!
>>157855027It's 2 and a third chips and anyone telling you a 60-game pennant is equivalent is lying to themselves. I think it's frankly less embarassing to claim a stolen ring in 2017/18 than bandy about 2020 like it means anything
>>157855370Alonso wins
I love Pete Alonso
>>157855370Oof! Good shot Pete.
Peta Lonesome or something
>>157855475Lmao
top kek the o's are totally carried by alonso at this point
OK blue jays...time to Lock In
>>157855500Red Sox couldn't afford ‘Pete Alonso’ and have to rely on ‘Trevor Story’ this October.
The opportunity cost to sign Alonso was $80M + CBT tip for the Mest lol
>>157855581Where's your buddy Juan Soto when you need him? oh wait...
Alonso is going to very obviously be in MVP talks this season and next. What an embarrassment for the New York Mets.
>>157855608What do you mean? I heard the Red Sox were ‘all in’ on him too? Didn't he sign with the Red Sox?
The Blue Jays have the same amount of hits as the Orioles. You won't believe what type of hit the Orioles have though. No wonder Ernie Clement is about to get shit canned. Drink your Wheaties, kids.
>i…cant…cheat *gasping for air
gg os, that's our season
>>157855642Well I heard Soto was 'all out' from a Bankees extension right after the 2024 World Series and decided to go with the Mest instead. So what's your next complain?
BOOOOOOOO
>>157855734Eat my ass and gargle my nuts
O's won, /mlb/ won. GG blue jays
o's win!!
>>157855744That's a bummer, how'd the pivot to Max Fried go? Surely you didn't get outbid for a groundball pitcher?
holy >blow gayspete did it his way
Pete Alonso are you a good baseball player?
Os win!
At least we can say that O's and America wins.
yeah no reason to watch the other games, guess ill head to the nfl game thread
here have a pity post /mlb/
>>157856181He is not welcome here
>>157856223jealous much?
>>157856181hes bazed!!!
>>157856258His hat pisses me off. Choose a team.
>>157855724How did he cheat?
>>157856324He's team Umpies chudcel
where did the mariners lifelongs go?
>>157856667Team is a disaster they watching football now.
we ain't even gay
>>157856667/r/mariners has better baseball discussion
>>157856558Burden of poot falls on toot
Would you be a bullpen catcher?https://x.com/USC_Baseball/status/2102156348058398929
>>157856763fall on dis bussy
>>157856803yeah sounds like a great way to keep steady DL jock dick coming thru
>>157856667I mean would you rather root for the Seahawks or the mariners
>>157856859I'd root for the 27x World Champions.
>>157856896 The Seahawks won a super bowl last year. When is the last time the Yankees won?
We already won our Superbowl.
>>157856921Mental midget.
https://youtu.be/tciaXkExT2Q?is=u8snfCoLlorIkHIHWho are the skelebones looking ass bitches of /mlb/?
>keashall from Watsonville, CaliforniaWtf that's my hometown!
>>157857003a friend once gave me a cassette tape made out of porcelain that had the recordings of an indie band called the skeletones. I never listened to it.
>>157857039bih, I will skull fuck you
>>157857064I feel a migraine coming on thinking about that
oh baby baby it's a wild world
>>157857039Nobody asked lil bro
>>157857014I'm from Revere Massachusetts
>>157857131I felt compelled to speak my truth nonetheless
>>157857148Thank you
>>157857148Finally someone on this genny has the balls to speak the truth
>>157857148Sometimes you just gotta tip your cap...
>>157857131an alcoholic friend used to hang out at a dive bar. another regular patron was a middle-aged woman who wore the same t-shirt all the time. He didn't know her by name, so he used to call her skeletal sex position.
What a great year for Alonso. Smashing expectations. But also goes to show that a power hitting 1B can't carry a team alone.
>>157857252pete did it his way.
>>157853000they've been metsing just fine
>>157857252Truly a bummer that the Mets wasted another season of prime Alonso
>>157857252They made the right choice.
>20 and 21 in their last 41>11 and 14 in their last 25>4 and 7 in their last 11>now six games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON*MIT cheaters, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>we may have sucked this season, but at least we have a promising young core!Which team am I?
>>157857294yankees
>>157857039I asked
>>157857294The Red Sox since at least 2016.
>>157857279It’s really telling when an all-time terrible Yankees lineup is going to absolutely shred this Sox team in October. Almost wish they never even got hot.
>>157857305Payton Tolle for Mark Vientos, Brett Baty, and Francisco Alvarez. You in??
>>157857252>a power hitting 1B can't carry a team aloneIn baseball, one player is never enough to carry an offense no matter how great they are. In baseball, balance is key. A lineup needs a variety of hitters that complement each other, ex - high OBP hitters with speed at the top, heavy SLG in the middle, gap hitters with low K rate at the bottom.
>>157857316No man, I don’t even think Met prospects are worth it. We could use another Yankee like Durbin, though.
>>157857317yes, yes, well posted, anon...HOWEVER
>my jints :)
now that the dust has settled, what went wrong?
>>157857317>OBP hitters with speed at the top, heavy SLG in the middle, gap hitters with low K rate at the bottom.It’s not the 80s anymore.
>>157857252There is no such thing as a one man wrecking crew in baseball
>>157857341They aren’t great at making player valuations, also should address the stadium.
>>157857343>a sport that has been around for 125 years>but he thinks his recent trendy analytics TTO algorithms means something
>>157857340She'd look good with a horse mask
>be the 2026 astros>falling like a rock down a wellIt's over for the Cheatstros. Good. I'm glad.
>>157857360How many time did you jerk off to that gif?
>>157857360I’m just trying to say that being different is OK not everybody can be the Milwaukee Brewers. Yankee Stadium literally prevents it. The Yankees can’t do that even if they tried to replicate it, it’s the same reason Luis Arraez has been a worse player in Philly. The ballpark matters a lot.
>>157857317So if you lose a perennial MVP, it shouldn’t offset the lineup at all?
gn
>>157857523Let’s chat
>>157857340is that a bloke
doggie doggie doos
>>157857360>>157857372>>157857523>>157857616Are you gifspie?
who is spiespie? what happened to Bakespie Sr.?
>yfw 1 & 2/3 park
>>157857441Having an all-time great hitter in the lineup is great if he has good hitters in front and in back of him. The Yankees lineup is almost comical. They are not a lineup designed to manufacture runs. They are a lineup designed to bully bad pitching with lots of HRs. The Yankees do not string together hits, walks, and stolen bases. When the Yankees get a runner into scoring position, they immediately fall into "swing as hard as you can" mode. It's not the players. The general manager has a certain philosophy that he wants his players to follow, which is why Yankees hitters hit for higher AVG and production once they leave the Yankees. That philosophy works fine in the regular season when facing all the bad pitching in the league because it results in enough wins to get into the postseason. Once the Yankees are in the postseason, the gm's philosophy falls apart because the postseason is where teams face good and great pitching. The result of the gm's philosophy of swinging as hard as you can results in a massive number of strikeouts (See Yankees lineup 50 K's in 2022 ALCS). Inevitably, all the other flaws in the gm's philosophy on roster construction are exposed -- The Yankees defense is high school caliber, the Yankees run the bases like drunks, and the Yankees low baseball IQ results in an inability to make a big play in a big moment of a big game. In other words, the players on the Yankees roster is consistently and severely lacking in baseball fundamentals.In baseball, balance is key. A lineup must be balanced, ie - have a variety of hitters. A bullpen must be balanced, ie - can't have eight guys who all throw 99 mph fastballs with sliders mixed in. A roster must be balanced, ie - several players in leadership positions with high baseball IQ who motivate the lesser players on the roster. So, for the Yankees, losing Judge is bad but almost like missing a tear in the rain with all the other problems that rain down on the Yankees.
>>157857783>They do not string together hits, walks, and stolen bases.The entire core of the Yankees' organizational philosophy is controlling the strike zone. You cannot hit three-run homers without getting guys on base. Juan Soto and Aaron Judge are the two best on-base machines in the sport. They lead the league in OBP specifically because they refuse to chase pitches out of the zone.>Yankees hitters hit for higher AVG and production once they leave the Yankees.Name them. Joey Gallo went to the Dodgers and Twins and remained exactly the same player. Gary Sanchez became a backup catcher. The front office extracts the absolute ceiling out of castoffs like Matt Carpenter and Luke Voit.>massive number of strikeouts.Every team strikes out in the playoffs because you are facing elite velocity and spin rates every single inning. The 2022 Astros advanced because their pitching staff was historically unhittable. You don't beat Justin Verlander by trying to string together three singles in a row. You beat him by running into a pitch and putting it in the seats. Slugging is mathematically proven to be more critical in October.>The Yankees defense is high school caliber.Anthony Volpe won a Gold Glove as a rookie. Jose Trevino is a Platinum Glove catcher. They consistently deploy elite defensive outfielders by Outs Above Average. Their baserunning is extremely conservative entirely by design to avoid running themselves out of innings and preserve outs for the top of the lineup.>A bullpen must be balanced.Matt Blake runs the best pitching lab in baseball because he emphasizes distinct pitch profiles. Clay Holmes throws a bowling ball sinker at 96. Tommy Kahnle throws 80 percent changeups. Tim Hill is a pure sidearm groundball merchant.>losing Judge is like missing a tear in the rain.Losing a player who puts up a 200+ wRC+ ruins any lineup in baseball history. Taking Judge out removes the central gravitational force that protects everyone else.
I'm thinking about Boston vs Padres world series or Padraygers WS. Now that's certified Kino.
>>157857917>mrw that happens
ebony ivory living in perfect harmony
free band gang we the new rocafellas
they got him
>>157857140grim
>>157856667I was just lurking hoping that the annoying Mariners bandwagon faggot from the last year was finally gone. Thanks be to God - at least our pitiful season has filtered the faggots. Returning to regular scheduled comfy /mlb/ posting finally
Hope everyone locks in today
>>157857341Trannies pissing HRT meds into the water supply
cum shitter
GM
A right triangle with legs of equal length x has a hypotenuse of length x√2, as given by the Pythagorean theorem (the proof of this is trivial and left to the reader).A baseball diamond is a square with sides that are 90 feet in length.A square when bisected between two opposing vertices, creates two coincident right triangles that share a hypotenuse between them.Therefore, a baseball diamond is constructed of two coincident right triangles that share a hypotenuse, each with legs of equal length 90 ft, and a hypotenuse, in this case the distance between home plate and second base, of length 90√2.The pitching mound should therefore be moved back to exactly (90√2)/2 = 45√2 ft or approximately 63ft and 7 inches so as to lie exactly midway between home plate and second base.
we're 5/3 of the way to nu
>>157859531theres something off about that guy on the left
>>157859500trvth nova!!!
You need a boat with a sail to play Baysball, sorry flyovers.
>>157859500
>>157859531>fifth third place park
Pete Crow-Armstrong has put together an MVP-worthy season. It's too bad about those upcoming allegations.
>>157859619pca isnt valuable. he's a liability and a pr nightmare.
As a Cubs girl, PCA gives me the ick!
stupid fucking nick kurtz ruined my grid
>>157859619It's a shame about that poor little boy.
We want the divy!
>the AL Central is the only race worth watching this weekShould be kino, though.
Doyers play tonight
>>157853127I'm a Dodgers fan and that series against the Cubs was our World Series
In N Out aka what my penis does to your butthole
I need it deep
cy young winner kek
In N Out blows. Usually the places with few menu items nail every item. In N Out can't even make a half decent fry.
AYO TONE LET ME GETA CHOPPED CHEESE HOL THE CHEESE AND GIV ME EXTRA DICK N BALLS ONLY IN DA BRONX
fat ass
>>157859896c*lifornians unironically think the fries being bad is part of the experience
start the postseason
Another day, another flyover seething about his betters. Tale as old as time.
>the fries are SUPPOSED to be bad!
I like in n out fries. get em well or light well.
Find kek o!
More fraud. Not at all surprising coming from a doyer.
My Rams are unstoppable
>your team>your favorite fast food
>>157860179My ethical Yankees would never do this.
>>157860179the walls are closing in
>>157860198Angelssalads
>>157857917>Get swept by the Dodgers>Lose 2 out of 3 to the Sneks>Poodres eliminated on the last day of the seasonThe best way for this shit franchise to end their season.
>>157860198Yankees Fat Joes pizzaria on 53rd
>Red Sox remove interim tag and name Chad Tracy full-time manager with 3-year contract, including a club option for 2030. per MLB
Randy Johnson's age 37 season(2001) vs Misiorowski’s career. Actually crazy desu.
>>157860246what about their MIT grad? did they sign him to a contract?
>>157860292>MIT gradturns out he cheated so they had to fire him
>>157860273Inner-circle HOFer vs a guy in his 2nd season
>>157860292They could have Mickey Mouse in the dugout reading out signs from a TV and nothing would change until Henry stops clutching his purse and makes legitimate free-agent signings. The Yankees will continue owning their poverty franchise and Cam Schlittler will be their daddy forever.
>it was WE BLAKE SNELL NOW
>>157860273this bum will be the next paul skenes and we will have forgotten both their names this time next year
I don't know how Red Sox fans keep watching this team's putrid slop after they missed the playoffs in 2024. You need to spend money to compete. Offering top free agents 100-million-dollar contracts is just meme-worthy.
>Skenes: “WBC contributed to velocity drop, affected season”WBC haters stay winning. Stupid exhibition tournament ruins real baseball. Glad the based insurance companies are going to skullfuck future tournaments.
>>157860313they got leagues you can participate in and blow off some steam instead of scaring the hoes away with your tism rambles
>Aaron Judge is likely out for the AL Wild Card Series vs. Boston. “We’re planning on him not being a part of that,” Aaron Boone said.>Judge had a PPP injection in his right calf during the off-day.
>>157860349>You need to spend money to compete.
>>157860364no…NO!!! Think of all the fly balls that will be caught!!!
The Red Sox need to nut up and sweep the Guardians.
judge might be even more worthless than ohtani in the postseason, and thats saying something. ohtani may not do anything, but thats better than dropping routine flyballs that get you eliminated
>>157860377Let’s check on Tampa’s recent postseason masterpieces:>2020Shortened season, whatever. Peak Cashball: xwOBA, spin rate supremacy, and the sacred “call to the bullpen.” Elite process. Results pending.>2021Fully operational Death Star. Three Cy Youngs. Buzzsaw mode activated. Immediately get gaped by the post-trashcan Red Sox like it was written in the stars.>2023Sneak into the Wild Card on pure vibes and pitching lab magic. Draw the Rangers. Glasnow’s curveball + the legendary Cashpen. “But muh spin rates tho.” Swept in two. Iconic.>2026The Rays are a buzzsaw again……Results pending
>>157860394making the postseason is all you can ask for really. as long as you are getting in, you have a shot. its basically just a dice roll from there with manfredball>play 162 games>postseason starts>lose 1 game>oops youre facing elimination now xDDDDDD
>>157860403Essentially, especially since the wildcards were added. The same wildcard that hurt the Rays in 2023.
>>157860364>Judge had a PP injection Kek o!
>>157860393https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFvryLA67bQ
>>157860429Sources say it's a PRP injection (pretty rad penis)
You are a MOTHERFUCKer!!!
>>157860429>>157860438Will this make Judge shit piss?
>>157860430He took the loss in G4 of the World Series.
this nigga takin prescription dick
>>157860457Worse. He's gonna be pissin’ sweet.
>>157860495>last thing jazz remembers seeing at the freak off
>pitcher shits cum>face of the franchise sweats piss>a literal chimpanzee at second baseWhat a joke of a franchise
>Judge likely to miss Wild Card Series with calf injuryhttps://www.mlb.com/news/aaron-judge-likely-to-miss-al-wild-card-series
>>157860526But enough about the Diamondbacks!
>>157860526>>157860528Shouldn’t you be working right now rather than worrying about the Yankees?
why do the Yankees have so many players with name that resemble male ejaculate?
>>157860554That's because you're fat, ugly, and worthless, and you’ve got a horrific lisp
Uh bravesbros? Care to explain?
>157860564The post of a gay virgin
>>157860564that one looks like vlad jr
Are the Red Sox going to tank to dodge the Yankees?
>>157860622Tanking isn't allowed.
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>>157860629Oh, thank God
Why are the Cubbie girls upside down?
>>157860689They are strung up by their feet in my basement.
A cubs Janine Garafolo
My gal, Girlie Friendston, is a true fan of the City Teamies
Expand to 32 teams, 4 divisions instead of 3. Playoffs will be 4 division leaders + 4 wild card teams so there will be no bye week bullshit.
>>157860198metsmcds
mlb dot tv is such a scam i feel like such a fool
>>157860776That's never gonna happen because baseball is rigged to generate the most value for sports bars in Boston, MA.
>>157860198DODGERSfatty tears
Expand to 50 teams, one for each state
>>15786080351 teams*
As a pirates gal I hate cubs girls for flaunting their pretty privilege all the time
with the judge injury confirmed to be severe, the yankees continue their trend of 1 major injury per 2.7 games. with about 10 games left, that means 3 more injuries will occur. my guesses:1) goldschmidt (groin)2) jones (leg)3) wells (undiagnosed concussion)
>>157860847when you started posting this a month ago i thought you were a whiney yanks fag but holy shit man. the yankees really are getting hurt basically every 3-4 games. WTF is wrong with this team? they make baseball seem more dangerous than football at this point. hell, you even predicted the jazz ankle injury…
>>157860814The Blue Jays will be relocated to Alberta, USA.
>>157860857which would still make 51 teams
>>157860847by that pace theyll nearly be out of a roster by the ALCS
>>157860779I'm not paying for it until they end blackouts, show all national TV broadcast games and every playoff game
>>157860776I think divisions of 8 like hockey is better.
>>157860884Never gonna happen. The teams make too much from their local deals. The league makes too much from their national deals.
>>157860856that's what you get for doubting the prophespie
>>157860897just dont make the mistake of doing the wildcard
>>157860546My job involves sitting in front of a computer and shitposting takes me all of 30 seconds. Stay mad faggot.
>>157860910I thought jack white was a cubs fan
>>157860847is it normal for peak condition athletes to get injured this often?
which pitcher getting 10+ Ks tonight?
I'm a Cubs girl and I have pretty privilege!
>>157860902as the great gabe newell once said: >piracy is almost always a service problem and not a pricing problem.
I am a cubs girl and I am discriminated against on here
>>157860938Grrrrrrr dumb slut
He's a cubs girl!
LETS GO RAYS
>>157860984please bugger me fanny
The Guards get 3 days to prove they can hang with good teams!(they can't)
I have pretty privilege!
It's not fair, why does she get all the Reds men attention
Expand the league to 75 teams, including the West Bank
Hmm...KAWAII CHU CHU CHU
I love the Cubbie gals!
I am a cubs girls and I only get 70% of the (You)s that reds men get. That is not fair
I am a reds man and I get more (You)s for doing the same posts as cubs girls
I'm a man! A Reds man!
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>157861232Great post!
I'm a bird! A Phils bird!
>>157861232*pats you on the back* way to go champ
>>157861232Best post I have seen all day
THEEEEEREEEEE IT GOOOOOOEEEEEES
>>157852157>>157852143why do WMLF athletes make pacos so mad?
>>157861232I love this
>sewers about to get the bye>check in>cubtrannies sperging outkek they fled to football just to get raped and gaped by the vikings and their zesty buck get broken now they're trying to slink back into baseball
I'm a girl, I'm a cubs girl!
>>157861329What gay porn is that pic from?
The Yankees have outplayed the Rays fundamentally so far.
>>157861232>>157861295Good posts
Yankees have laid down a bunt single.
Chargers were humiliated and tonight it's the Poodres turn.
Here's how you fix the playoff brackets.You do the seeding in exactly the same way. You wanna reward division winners.1 and 2 still get a bye.3 still plays 6 (this is not as good of a reward as a bye, but at least you play the weakest of 4-6)HOWEVERIf 3 has a better season record than 4, you put the 3-6 game in 2's bracket, to reward 1 for having the best record in the league.If 4 has a better record than 3, you put the 3-6 game in 1's bracket, to avoid the meme that is happening this year.This method rewards all the things that should be rewarded, while maximizing the chances of having two great teams (potentially two great division rivals) in the ALCS
The Rays are winning in spirit.
Mateo is shit
>>157861513As a White Sox fan, I think the bracket seeding is perfect and should remain as-is until expansion.
Jesus what the fuck
The Yankees have better fundamentals than the Rays.
>anudda 1
>>157861232Powerful.
>>157861564the red sox throwing games on purpose to make you face the yankees and rays should not be a possibility
Flyover schizos run this genny
>No, I don't want your number>No, I don't wanna give you mine and>No, I don't wanna meet you nowhere>No, don't want none of your time and>No, I don't want no scrub>A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me>Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride>Trying to holla at me>I don't want no scrub>A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me>Hangin' out the passenger side of his best friend's ride>Trying to holla at me
baseball is the best
>>157861647I'm surprised by how demoralized Dodgersfans are. Cubgers owned this genny early and mid season.
Michael Kay is a headcase and Paul O'Neill is on the verge of getting cancelled every time he speaks. I love them!
>>157861674>demoralizedlosing an interleague series to Cleveland will do that
Pete "suck my fucking dick bitch" Crow-Armstrong
doyerpacos all preparing to rotate to being ramspacos and raiderpacos
Where will they play the Cubs @ Red Sox series?
Where did Rodon learn to throw 98???
Rodon is pumping gas.
Spamming “I’m a cubs girl” is like winning the World Series to flyovers
LOLOL HOLY SHIT THIS GARBAGE ASS OFFENSE HAS THE BEST RECORD IN THE AMERICAN LEAGUE? JUST GIVE US THE DIVISION TOP FUCKING KEK WHO NEEDS JUDGE
Chicago hasn't been a flyover city since 2004
>they think jewnyer is an MVP but not Bases Schlittler
>>157861673For me, it's baseball and cheese
>>157861793same
chicago is east coast coded
>>157861816thats just the cold and misery
OverRAYted
Knicks in 5, Yankees 107-66, Bills 20-0Get on our level betas
>after he got shitcanned he was vague posting about breslow ruining the red sox>breslow gets extended to 2030 and the manager that replaced you gets a 5 year contract after the red sox clinch a wild card spotHow do you think Cora is handling the news?
where is marcus stroman
Stop swinging at everything for fucks sake
Who's ready for Carlos Rodon’s complete game shutout?
>>157861793cheese you say?
Bednar is the new Mariano
Who’s this Peff Jagoff guy think he his?
*deals*
I cant wait to prevent the Dodgers 3 Peat
Bednar is dialed.
>call yourself the best in the american league>get shutout
/nu/>>157862000>>157862000>>157862000/nu/
Start spreading the news.
Can't win without Judge they said
