PREVIOUS: >>157852143TOR: Tuesday’s game between the Blue Jays and Orioles was postponed due to rain and will be made up in a doubleheader WednesdayBOS: Eli White had a successful Lisfranc repair surgery Tuesday, the Red Sox announcedSTL: Nolan Gorman is on the bench for a fourth straight game Tuesday against the PiratesNYY: Jazz Chisholm Jr. said he’ll be activated for the second game of Tuesday’s doubleheader against the RaysCIN: Reds placed RHP Tony Santillan on the 15-day injured list with a left hip labral tearTB: Ben Williamson was scratched from Tuesday’s Game 1 lineup against the YankeesBAL: Zach Eflin (elbow) said he feels “amazing” and is “on schedule, if not a little further along” in his recovery from Tommy John surgeryNYY: Yankees manager Aaron Boone said the Yankees are not planning on Aaron Judge (calf) being ready for the Wild Card series
I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EAST>I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EASTI DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EAST>I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EASTI DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EAST>I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EASTI DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EAST>I DIDNT HEAR NO BELL ON THE AL EAST
>sub two-hour complete gameFuck Rob Manfred for this bullshit.
Yankees win, are good.
>>157862000>STL: Nolan Gorman is on the bench for a fourth straight game Tuesday against the PiratesI'm surprised he was even brought back to the big leagues. He's been figured out at this level.
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT JUDGE'S CALF? NO ONE CAN SCORE ON OUR PITCHING
great thread, thanks
dodgers
Rays are gonna choke the division
Os
As a true baseball fan, I look forward with great anticipation for the upcoming Brewers-Rays WS. It's gonna be kino
>>157862075If you're a win-now team, why would you gaslight yourself over Pete not being great in year 5 of his contract when you just traded for Marcus Semien's age 35-37 seasons and kicked in money to do it?
Wait was I supposed to be worried
>>157862071I love when a bunch of cocky arrogant pubebeard beaners get humbled like Tampa
>>157862114
>>157862131kek!
>>157862153>Rays>Fanspick one
kek all this just to get bounced in a week
Which team should I root for as a cheese lover?
>>157862164Their attendance is a joke for being a top-3 state in population and also for having so many snowbirds from heavy baseball states like New York and Massachusetts. I'm positive that Yankees spring training numbers are comparable to what they pull in the regular season.
>>157862141Yes we know it's your first day following baseball, junior.
Fuck this asshole
>>157862212>rays>good
Stupid motherfucker
Let's give the Cubbie bears a chance!
Who's ready for Max Fried's perfect game?
>cubtrannies flee to football>get destroyed by the vicucks, zesty bottom bull qb humiliated>try to slink back to baseball>sewers about to clinch the byebad time for chicago sports fans..
>game postponedsure extend our misery another day thank you so much manfred please continue our humiliation ritual
>>157862205>>157862212They so mad. OverRAYted. Cope and seethe
>>157862188Give the Cubs a chance!
>it's the same schizophrenic Stankees fan replying to himselfYeah uh I think the Mets are better after all
>>157862387Cope and seethe
Dumbass
>>157862027why do you care about winning the division? are you scared of the red sox / yankees?
>>157862141
>>157862458mind if i share this meme on my fb group?
>tfw no O time today
>>157862462Take it, it's all yours my friend.
>>157862053that's an ayy lmao from me
Suck my ass bitch
i cant play. my, uh, leg hurts.
>its the wbc's fault my career is ruined
>>157862521I mean what's he going to say? It's Livvy's fault?
>p-please care about this meme plastic marketing gimmick exhibition tournamentwhat part of latin america are you from?
>>157862454>>157862458>>157862475Judge is the new Kershaw. Doesn't play, gets rings. Cope and seethe. Enjoy Max Fried's perfect game tonight
Friendly Reminder That The New York Yankees Are The Greatest Seethe Creators In American Sports HistoryEven Brady Must Kneel To ThemEven Boston Is Broken
>such a loveable fanbase full of quality individuals you'd want to have a beer with
>>1578625741.1IP 7ER 11H 1K
>>157862598Imagine being this retarded>>157862595Cope and seethecuck. We're alpha as fuck in New York
>>157862612cum shitter kek
>>157862619Every single time you retards say that, the Yankees win
>>157862562thats closer to the truth. he has negative aura right now and livvy is mingling w/ all the hot guys shes metting thru her acting career. he knows she will be leaving him soon and he has already missed his chance at signing a huge contract now that he sucks
>>157862624its one guy
>>157862595nobody ever said thateveryone knows new york is full of assholes
>>157862612Not as retarded as you, LOL!
Tampon Gay were the worst roommates ever.
Tampa choking away the division will probably be greater than the red sux in 2011
Yeah I expected this, we never win game 1s of doubleheaders. Rasmussen pitching a complete game shutout to seal it tonight.
>>157862705
Fuck the Yankees. My Jays would still wipe the floor with those bozos in a postseason series. Ditch the pinstripes. They look ass.
>>157862705Maybe on planet retard.
Coomer on the 'Graphs!
>>157862736>>157862714
This feels like a bad idea. People like Green now cause of the low expectations. His career winning percentage is .435 ffs.
>>157862738>coomer recalls hot karl
cum shitter kek
>>157862759At least he's not mickey callaway
>>157862736hey what does that score read again
>>157862759>I want to go back to the front office>Uh no you're going to be the manager
the ducks are ducking hard
>>157862759are the players really ok with having a white manager
>>157862759He's one of "Cohen's guys" and Cohen is too stubborn to blow it up completely
>>157862732See you next season. We'll show you how to beat the Dodgers in the World Series next month>>157862750Freezing Cold Takes
>>157862759>Couldn’t fire Mendoza early in the season because no one else was available and Green didn’t want the job >Decides a week before the season ends “actually I do want the job!”Lmao fuckin asshole
>>157862885Why does the supposed "best team in baseball" have to look up at their big brothers right now?
Mlb is shook by the Yankees' dominance.
>>157862919Because it's almost October. Our mystique and aura are waking up
the jank'em don'ts are gonna get cooked or, fried, this evening
>O kek!
MY NIGGAS DONT DANCE
>the playoffs are just luck bro!sure thing, pal
>acknowledge our fluke season!>No.>waaahahHHHHwahahahah
¡lɹiƃ sqnƆ ∀ ¡lɹiƃ ɐ ɯ,I
>>157862943Max Fried blindfolded pitches better than the Blow Gays...especially Jeff Hoffman
>>157862943Dylan Cease's status?
>>157863033I have no idea
>>157863033I haven't got a clue
>>157863033He ceased contending for the cy young
>>157863033i honestly don't know
>another young healthy blow gays pitcher drops deadSTOP THE VAX!1!1
>>157863033his shoulder is inflamed
>>157863033Couldn’t tell ya
>>157863033Beats me
>>157862943>>157863030>hoff jeffman
>>157863033Haven't the faintest
>>157863033Hard to say
Just stay healthy, throw strikes and you get a Cy Young for it bro
>>157863033Wish I could tell you
>>157863033Doesn't this guy shit cum out of his ass
Blue Jays pitching lab and strength conditioning is at least 15 years behind the league.
>>157863096Pete Walker is a legend and you're wrong
>>157863102He looks like this guy lmao
>>157863096blue jays players are the strongest in the whole league
>>157863102If he's such a good coach why couldn't he coach himself to not drive under the influence in 2022?
>>157862759do they not watch the mest? they're a horrible team who checked out months ago. I've never seen a more lazy and dejected team.
Birds don't have arms
>>157863152more like fattest
The lack of offense is what really killed the Jays this year, too many injuries and regressions. Santander didn't play a single game. You wanna talk about Vladdys contract? Look how bad Santanders is now. O's what the fuck did you do to this guy he can't even get out of bed without a back or shoulder injury.
Roman Anthony, Marcelo Mayer, and Pete Walker walk into a bar.
>>157863171>slap hitting shit goblins and bunt merchants regressedOh nooooo! Who could've seen this coming?
>>157863171Nah, you were just lucky
>>157863155If Reese McGuire can continue his career after getting caught having a wank then Pete surely can for having four beers
There's nothing wrong with slap hitting or bunting
regression? HIT NUKES PUSSY
>>157863171this retard has played 52 games in two seasons
>>157863197True, everyone should just be the 2015 Royals. Genius!
>>157863192They earned every bit of it and you're just a seething coping faggot. Fuck you.That said they didn't have much luck this year but hopefully they'll be lucky enough to irritate your bitch ass next year
>>157863229>they earned itFax, they were just pretending to be retarded from 2016-2024
You're all going to be watching NBA next April-June because there will be no baseball r-right?
>>157863257We're watching hockey
>>157863257I'll be watching MLS
blow gays kek
In one hour the Washington Baseball Nationals will take the field of play against the Detroit Cock-Suckin' Tigers. They will proceed to GAPE their Tigre asses, filling them to the brim with HOT eagle cum.
I hope you are prepared for to be eliminated from the division title tonight and see the division champions celebrate with the spraying of champagne in your visitors locker room.
>>157863359For the Yankees, it's over.
kek stankees
>>157863359>>157863378>>157863383>>157863396Imagine being this much of a retarded permavirgin. Max Fried has a perfect game confirmed for tonight
>>157863383lmfao
>>157863359>>157863378>>157863383>>157863396rays are getting four-game swept, lel
gayron fudge KEK
men in pinstripes make me fully erect
rays are gonna clinch the al east tonight
kek stankums
Stearns smiling Jewily while Green talks about missing his kids grow up is pretty funny
>>157863583That boy genius punk was hopping mad the other day when Pete shoved it down his throat and hit a 300th HR bomb! He was also mad when he broke his precious Devin Williams because he wanted to get rid of Pete in the 2025 off season.
>>157863638
Hopefully the Yankees win so the retards talking shit on here all shut up.
>>157863667We've already swept these turds with no fans
>>157863674Its all the stupid Red Sox, Tigers, Blue Jays, Mets, and more recently Padres and Diamondback fans who are jumping onto that Rays bandwagon this week.
>>157863667Kids got no shot without Judge
>>157863708We literally don't need judge. Our pitching shuts everyone out
>we
>our
>everyone
Who are you quoting?
>>157863266bulju :DDDDDDDDDDD
>it's up>bullpen gameeyeRollPepe.png
>>157863817'dres cookin a series win...
>>157863817Ah dude I didn't know the Dodgers have Tucker now. How is that fair?
>yankees win early>genny seethes the whole daykekarooespecially since the shadow of the hated NFL looms over you
the Rays just don’t have the offense to compete with the Yankees in a playoff seriesthe Yankees pitching is just unstoppable
>>157863864No one has the offense to compete with the Yankees in a playoff series. We don't need Judge
>>157863867The Yankees are a significantly better team without Aaron Judge in the lineup because they've had to actually claw tooth and nail for the win. btw so yeah I’m already thinking Yankees sweep BOS/TB rest of the way.
>>157862470I just found out. At least we are getting two games tomorrow, right?
>3 Ks from career #2000 before the start>just strike out the side in the first to get there
>>157863817no one cares doyerpaco
well, that's a base hit
>cum shitterKEK
>manager securedtime to tank for draft lottery position, let's finish this season off right
>>157863867They can win w/out Judge because they have a SUPER ROTATION.Cam- 2026 CY WinnerCole- 2023 CY WinnerFried- 2025 top 3 in CY VotingRodon- 2025 top 6 in CY Voting
>>157863932More like a pooper rotation, cuz their ace poops cum outta his ass lmao
>>157863913based wheels
guards got no shot against Tolle
he wants it like he wants a deluxe cheeseburger
>>157863817let's do this thing
>>157863943"the best offense in baseball" lmaoIf you care, try and lookup his second strike-out (1999) on Chourio, Based Blue made the latest strike three call of the year
>>157863938no way, is this true? my opinion of that team may have just changed...
>raysThat’s not gonna work in the playoffs
His name is Cam Schlittler, not "Cum Shitter"I'm sorry that you literal babies need to be corrected over and over again.
>>157863817everyone cares dodgerchad
the 2024 Yankees had one ace. the 2026 Yankees have four aces.
rays could have a negative barrel rate and beat the skanks
@grokdescribe which games have postseason implications tonight and order them by slurpiness
>>157863985>the 2026 Yankees have four acesso did the 2011 Phillies and they lost in the NLDS
I didn't realize there was a game earlier today.
>wheelerwew
gerrit cole can't hang in the 'offs
LETS GO RAYS
Wheels is absolutely DEALING right now… 6 strikeouts in as many batters
my white sox
tolle is getting cooked
alright if we don't win this one I'm gonna get a little bit worried
>>157864022So did the Braves and they got at least 3 pennants and a ring out of it so.
fun fact: 5 strikeouts in a row is known as a semiNola in south philly
>>157864025thats because at the top of mlb.com it automatically arranges double slurpers together. so the day game wont be listed as the first game of the day, it will be grouped with the second game.
>rays only have 2 .800+ ops hittersThat's not gonna work in October
>>157864013Here are the **top 5 games today with direct playoff implications**, ranked by urgency and match-up stakes:1. **San Diego Padres at Los Angeles Dodgers (7:10 PM PT)*** **Stakes:** Heavyweight NL matchup. Dodgers (96-60) are fighting Milwaukee (98-58) for the NL's #1 overall seed and top-overall bye, while San Diego (87-69) is trying to lock down the top NL Wild Card spot over Chicago and Arizona.2. **Houston Astros at Seattle Mariners (6:40 PM PT)*** **Stakes:** AL West survival. Houston (77-79) trails Texas (78-78) by 1 game in the division and sits just outside the Wild Card line. A loss to Seattle makes their path down the home stretch drastically harder.3. **Milwaukee Brewers at Philadelphia Phillies (In Progress)*** **Stakes:** Top seeds & Wild Card positioning. Milwaukee holds MLB’s best record (98-58) and wants home field through October, while Philadelphia (86-70) needs wins to preserve their NL Wild Card cushion over Arizona.4. **Cleveland Guardians at Boston Red Sox (In Progress)*** **Stakes:** AL Central race & Wild Card. Cleveland (81-75) holds a slim 1-game division lead over the White Sox. Boston (84-72) needs to keep winning to lock up an AL Wild Card spot.5. **New York Mets at Texas Rangers (5:05 PM PT)*** **Stakes:** AL West tightrope. Texas (78-78) holds a razor-thin 1-game advantage over Houston. Every game in Arlington is vital to avoid missing out on October entirely.---*Honorable Mention:* **Arizona Diamondbacks at Colorado Rockies (5:40 PM PT)** — Arizona (82-74) sits just outside the NL Wild Card picture and cannot afford a drop against last-place Colorado.
Max Fried's perfect game begins now
guess ill watch gay/stankees
>>157864068so do the janks
>>157864022The Phillies don't have mystique and aura >>157863989Why'd they get swept this week?
>>157864026I wish I could catch for him ;3
LETS GO YANKS
>overturnedWE 26/26 NOW BRYSON STOTT UNIVERSE
M A R S HARSH
>>157864082>The Phillies don't have mystique and auraThank goodness, that sounds like the fruitiest shit on Earth.
>>157864082Hamels and Halladay didn’t have mystique and aura?
>>157864098>Not having 27 ringseven fruitier
YANKEES BASEBALL*CLAP CLAP*YANKEES BASEBALL*CLAP CLAP*
>>157864100No because they played for PhillyThe Bronx is where you have mystique and aura
LETS GO YANKEES*CLAP CLAP*LETS GO YANKEES*CLAP CLAP*
>>157864071thank you. technology is incredible.
>>157864087>LIVIN IN THIS BIG BLUE WORLD >WITH MY HEAD UP IN OUTER SPACE >I KNOW ILL BE A-O, A-O-K>I KNOW ILL BE A-O, A-O-K
after the phils secure the commish's trop this will be the game we look back on and say "that was the turning point"
>>157864114Philly’s mystique and aura comes from the stone streets and brick buildings. The Bronx’s mystique and aura comes from gang shootings. Just ignore Kensington.
>>157864115>>157864108L-LET'S *UUGH* GO Y-ANKEESSS*AAAH* *PLAP PLAP*LE-ET'S G-*NNNF* GO YANK *AAAF* YANKEES*PLAP PLAP*
More Phillies fans here than normal… it’s a beautiful thing, Tom.
This nibbas name is cornholio kek
stott is over halfway to the record for conseccy stealies
>>157864140wheeler is over halfway to the record for conseccy Ks
>>157864103>Half of those rings are from when there were 4 other teams in the leagueEmbarrassing
>>1578641467!
Imagine not knowing why there would be a naked man in the giants locker room.
>>157864098That’s ok, the Bronx is pretty fruity anyway
>my fucking NATS just absolutely crushing the competition (the Detroit "Motor City" TigersGoddamn you love to see itAnd before anyone says>winning by 1>crushingishiggydiggyI'm just trying to enjoy my last few days of NATS shitposting for the year
Rasmussen struck out the side of "Bronx Bombers"
Fried’s curveball looks good.
>>157864128The added weight lets him really pound those mistresses
>jew throws a curveballtypical troper
>>157864148>implying the faggy phillies haven't been around since the 1880s>>157864131Our mystique and aura comes from the house that ruth built
>>157864167I think you may be the only Nats fan in here… Also, winning by 1 with that offense? Embarrassing.
>>157864168Tampa still can't score for shit
>2008>blues traveler on the bar stage>blanton blasts a homie>fuck yeah fat boylike it was yesterday
>>157864195Rasmussen is Elite
>>157864188>Phillies got raped and gaped by a shitty owner for half the time>no rings >Yankees owners spend and spend and spend >no ring since 2009 That house that Ruth built is being held together by duct tape.
>>157864191Watch your FUCKING mouth when you talk to me
Chandler Simpson is never winning a batting title. Dogshit player.
>>157864197I can barely remember 2008. I fucking hate being a zoomer.
>>157864197>blanton blasts a homiea pitcher will never hit a home run on the world's biggest stage again, bros...
>>157864205Most mentally stable Nats fan
Fried is always tinkering and nibbling, he checks the movement profile on the scoreboard after every pitch.
bohmie!
>POODRES
>>157864213Yeah? Well I hate when my wife talks about that time in college that her then-boyfriend and his roommate DPed her. But that doesn't stop her from talking about it, and it sure as hell shouldn't stop you from sucking cock or whatever it is you do
>>157864229>Automatic Alec
>>157864233Ok… Thank you for your wisdom.
>>157864241>0-for-54
Rasmussen is washed.
Lets Go White Sox
>Go to a MLB game>$8 hot dog>$17 beer>Americans
>>157864274Broke bitch
>>157864274>Not pregaming at nearby bar before.>rookie mistake
ITFCB
5 HoF’ers
>>157864274>not bringing food Typical europoors
>>157864274>eat some trail mix or a samwich in the car listening to the pregame radio with your bros>let that settle>pound some warm vodka out of a water bottle and be on your way to your seatdid this a million times when I was a broke student
Max Fried has 10 pitches to beat you with. No wonder he's near the top of CY voting every year.
>>157864295>vodka before a gameAre you intending to vomit?
STRUCK him out
>>157864289He goes in as a PHILLIE
rays gape ya
>trying to run on Max FriedLOL! The Rays just can't stop running into outs.
Let’s go Diaz
>>157864310balk
>>157864310wew
Can the Red Sox get real and kill some Indians tonight?
>>157864317
>>157864310This is regular season Max Fried. We’ll see how those pickoff attempts go next month.
>>157864310>The Rays just can't stop running into outs.>posts twins webm
>>157864324This is regular-season Tampa.We’ll see how those groundout RBIs go next month.
>>157864274Vendors at my stadium bring 16 oz light beer to your seat for $8.50
The Rays are just not a fundamentally sound team!
>>157864328Hahahaha, you’re a dumb little jeet who thinks he did something. Tampa is gonna BTFO out of everyone, Yankees (or Red Sox) included.
smart baseball wins.
>>157864356Let’s check on Tampa’s recent postseason masterpieces:>2020Shortened season, whatever. Peak Cashball: xwOBA, spin rate supremacy, and the sacred “call to the bullpen.” Elite process. Results pending.>2021Fully operational Death Star. Three Cy Youngs. Buzzsaw mode activated. Immediately get gaped by the post-trashcan Red Sox like it was written in the stars.>2023Sneak into the Wild Card on pure vibes and pitching lab magic. Draw the Rangers. Glasnow’s curveball + the legendary Cashpen. “But muh spin rates tho.” Swept in two. Iconic.>2026The Rays are a buzzsaw again……Results pending
AUSTIN WELLS (NYY #8 HITTER) DREW A WALK
Why do yankee fans cheer for pop ups? Are they retarded?
>12 pitch walk
>>157864274>leaving the cuckshedISHYGDDT
>>157864375Because the pop flies here don't get stuck in a Mickey Mouse roof and called foul.
The New York Yikes
>>157864388>stadium in the bronx I’m assuming the roof was stolen
berd double
>>157864413can I have some of those 'olis?
yankees are getting no hit
>>157864420by all means
youch
>>157864368I ain’t even a Rays fan, bro. I was just stating a fact. >2020Shortened season but that doesn’t matter in this context. Rays fought the whole way, just got Dodger’d. >2021 Red Sox had serious power, including both Schwarber and Dancing on My Own. >2023 Rangers are going back to back to back to back this year so this year is moot. >2026 Rays World Series champions
Nice to see the fake guards fans have left
CODY BELLINGER (NYY #2 HITTER) JUST DREW WALK
rays are simply the better club. sorry stankums..
The Kansas City Stadium looks very pretty.
Ronald retarda hurt before playoffs again
>>157864456yep, especially that poortugali
>AL continues to be subject to the Rays’ rape-a-thon What can be done about this?
>>157864413I can hear the sauce dripping to the floor
Yandy Diaz has fallen below an .800 OPSThe Rays now have 1 .800+ OPS player.
>>157864432thanks berdbro
lotta spics in baseball huh
>>157864498not cool
>>157864498Not on the Phillies or Orioles. We’re still cultured here
>>157864498baseball is actually pretty representative of the US
>losing again>now six games in back of WC1I tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED>TOO>SOON*MIT cheaters, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>>157864498I'd take some spics and asians over 90% black guys like every other US sport
>>157864507Nta but NIGGER
@grok¡lɹiƃ sqnƆ ∀ ¡lɹiƃ ɐ ɯ,I
>>157864508baltimore to philly i95 corridor is the armpit of the east.
I get the feeling we're going to have to win this 1-0
>>157864498Coward!
Why did they make the crown part of his skull?
>>157864513>every other US sport Have you never seen hockey?
>>157864528they got blacks now
brewers are cheating
>>157864519It’s like 95% white, what’s to hate? It’s also quite cozy.
>>157864514not cool
>>157864532More likely to get Asians before that ever happens
let's go bosox
>>157864539My Marlins are too...
>>157864528they got black guys literally killing dudes on the ice now.
lads i fucking hate trea turner and stott is really starting to chafe my ass too
>>157864539 My Marlins are too
>>157864546Slur slur slur
>>157864559somebody's not a-ok...
“Muh Marlins”
I fucking hate Cedric Mullins
>>157864559Trea might be the worst Phillies signing in a very long time.
>>157864562sick fuck
Chase Meidroth calls himself a Mexican lmao.
japanese celebration :3
>yankees>payroll is $245 million higher than the Rays>being no-hit through four innings by the Rays>yankees swinging as hard as they can>waiting around for the HR>incapable of manufacturing a runGud strategy. Prepare you anus, yankees fans. It's 2020 all over again.
what do semi-pro baseball players eat?
stankee do'em dandy
CJ ABRAMS ABSOLUTELY GAPING THE DETROIT LIGERS!!1!
This ump is a fucking Yankee plant
Get your shit together Yankees. You're making me look bad here having to take all this shit.
>>157864601>>being no-hit through four innings by the Raysoh shit I didn't even realize he had a no-hitter going
How many times must one see a high fastball and know not to swing?
Based Rasmussen
who gets your vote for NL CY - Sale or Misiorowski?
>>157864663I find this very disturbing to look at.
>>157864654Andrew Painter. I will continue riding this train until he’s back in Lehigh.
I thought you guys said Junior Caminero was good.
>>157864609Beer and chicken wings
My Braves are in postseason form :)
red sox are cheating
>>157864687The Yankee schizo said that it was Frieds no hitter tonight. How did he give up a run in a no hitter?
>>157864687Raped and gaped and it’s only the sixth inning
>>157864700 Two walks then two sac flies
Fucking Red Sox, this'll teach me to root for the wrong color sox.
>>157864686These games do not matter
Schwarber walk off right here
Why don’t you get that sand out of your vagina, /mlb/
the retard sox benched all their (s)hitters
>>157864688Same with my Marlins
>>157864688 Same with my Marlins
no hitter alertrasmussen through 7, yankees swinging at everything. averaging 12 pitches an inning
Yankees schizoid has been replaced by Marlins schizoid
gonna need these rocks to lock in before my chadres play today
>>157864738why do the yankees just chase home runs? the entire LEAGUE has moved on from power hitting except them. the best teams in the entire league (rays and brewers) are exclusively small ball experts. even the dodgers, a generationally good team, have moved back to hitting for average. why cant the yankees just move on too? judge is done for good, so they barely even have power hitters anyway
would be great to clinch the division with a no-no
>>157864741Why does there need to be a Marlins schizoid? The Marlins are never good.
>>157864738Cash will replace him and immediately give up the lead.
>>1578647562023 would beg to differ
>>157864754They won’t until judge retires
stankees KEK
How bout Max Sneed. Wouldn’t that be something.
>>157864754theyll move on when judge retires next year
>>157864764Congratulations on playing two wild card games.
>>157864768Hey look it's Bruce horper
Why did the thread suddenly die despite there being a ton of games on? Did everyone go to sleep?
Earth to Aaron Boone: Fried is scrambled
>>157864796No one sane wants to be around during the Paco Bowl
>>157864787Two more than your POVERTY FRANCHISE
>>157864796we’re all holding our breath for the yankees no hitter
a larperian groundout
>>157864804No idea what this means but I’m assuming it has something to do with southern jeets
>>157864809If only the Yankees could play the Mets and Nats instead of the Os and Blue Jays
LMAO
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nice.
>stinkees
>>157864822The doyerpacos and poodrepacos are having their semi-regular seance
spencer jones doesnt throw to third on an obvious sacrificethen nobody covers first on a buntwhy is every team that i love horrible
>>157864823>names the two worst divisional rivals for the Yankees Bait or mental retardation?
>>157864796I'm asleep right now and writing this post from my dream
go metsiners
>11 LOB in a one run gamegards are absolutely primed for a big innings
>>157864816The schizoid will disappear for weeks if this happens.
>>157864838Mets and Nats are easier to beat and inflates the win column compared to the Os and Blue Jays.
>>157864842based lucid dreaming shitposter
stupid DINGERS and their rocksnek collusion
yankees bros…….
>>157864843I do not recognize the so-called "Metsiner" alliance. You pick one team to ride and die with in baseball.
>>157864842I’m in your dream? I hope it’s a wet dream.
los doyerpacos kek
what talking smack to a cubbies girl does to a mf
And here comes stott to end the last breath this phillies offense has for this game.
Good job getting out of that last inning Red Sox.
>>157864842Holy shit lads it's over I'm thinkin' BASED!
>>157864867
>>157864863the mariners NEED the mets to sweepthis is the most legit the metsiners alliance has ever been
>>157862315Perfect game status??
HUGE day for professional baseball bros
>>157864872how does this keep happening? its 2026...
>>157864851I’m going with mental retardation. Cucknadians are literally pumping up the win column with helium.
it's too bad Ras has 93 pitches I don't think there's any way Cash lets him finish this
S T O T T YTOTTY
>>157864586ok? white mexicans exist
sewers moment
sit down old man murph
staaaaaankee doo'em!
BASED YANDY
M A R S H YARSHY
GET THAT CHAMPAGNE READY
arraez chicken
C A V E M A NAVEMAN
yankees bros thats the game. we’re being no hit so no shot we score 4.if the yankees even so much as TIE the game ill post a picture of my 4.3 inch ERECTION on top of my yankees hat. thats how sure i am its done.
>>157864894The Blue Jays are far superior compared to the Nats and Mets.
>>157864886we both shoulda played betta
>>157864796My team already clinched a playoff spot, these games literally don't matter.
baboones workin on an ejection
we're getting gapped by the pirates I'm gonna get another beer
fuck the yankees, but how was he safe there? clear tag? out by mile.
stinkums KKE
does any fanbase actually like their team's manager?
How do I get a job here?
>>157864948yeah smart franchises
>>157864796Why did /mlb/ give up?
>>157864952you don't have what it takes
>>157864952how much adrenochrome you got?
>>157864952be blind and retarded and a heavily biased fan of a major market team
suck it
>>157864946He missed it buddy
>>157864947Grow up, get a job, get a life, and start being a man
>ball clearly in strike zone>challenges it>realizes he fucked up>walks away before it is confirmedlmfao
Imagine approaching the Tarps Off section, ripping your shirt off to join in with the boys, and then being set upon by the horny young men in the section. They tear your shorts off like ravenous animals and bend you over the bleachers. You try to run but there's too many of them, and before you can scream in protest you find a cock in your mouth and ass. They use you as their personal fuckpig in the center of the mass of flesh, no one on the outside can see what's happening. You're absolutely fucked raw, jizz being shot down your throat as your asshole makes the familiar wet, queefy sound of man-on-man ass sex.
>>157864946Tired of this worthless, classless, piece of shit experience
>>157864952most of them are jewish so that seems to be a prerequisite
>>157864987kek
>>157864985you skipped>JT turns around and tells you "hey that was a strike, bro"
Phillies seem to realize the Rockies fucking suck and have no choice but to win the game themselves to further their playoff clinch hopes.
>>157864940Eat my ass and gargle my nuts, little boy
>>157864987heh heh
>>157865003what a very normal things to say
alright get him out of there
getting a hit was the yankees world series
>>157864931You’re fat, ugly, and worthless, and nobody cares about your stupid opinion from your phone, idiot shitbag
I don't get it. I just don't get it, lads. Why in the shit, why in the absolute fuck is it>PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES>mascot is a green guybut not>MINNESOTA MINNIES>mascot is Minnie Mouse>TORONTO TORRIES>mascot is a British political party>HOUSTON HUEYS>mascot is an old helicopter>LOS ANGELES ANGIES>mascot is Angela White>OAKLAND OAKIES>mascot is a hobo from the depression>MILWAUKEE MILLIES>mascot is Millie Bobbi Brown>ST. LOUIS LOUIES>mascot is Louis Armstrong>ARIZONA ARIES>mascot is Aries Spears>COLORADO COLLIES>mascot is a Border Collie>SAN DIEGO SANDIES>mascot is Sandy KoufaxJust doesn't make sense
There goes the no hitter, you lost
CAM ON RED SAWKSSCORE SAM FAKKIN RUNS
>not getting no hit is the Stankees World Series
>>157864987Cry harder, you little bitch
i saw a girl with large breasts (and small brown nippels) go completely topless in a tarps off section at the rays game in their last series with the orioles.
>>157865027heh... more like>there goes the CUM SHITTER!!haha god DAMN do I love this LITTY MEME
>not getting no hit is like winning the world series to stankees fans
All it took was the Yankees breaking up the no hitter for /mlb/ to seethe.
>>157864987LMAO
>>157864952youre not even american
>>157865021Absolutely nobody cares!!
>>157864987That ain't even true, he doesn't shit cum. You're an immature brat.
>>157864987lmfao cum shitter
>>157865038>not taking a picture to share with your pals on spee
mickey fuckin gasper
god damn it duran just throw 102 mph fastballs you retard
my dinner tonight was eating a block of tillamook sharp cheddar while squirting bbq sauce into my mouth from the bottle.
>>157865031Yeah, no one with half a brain is talking about or cares about this as much as you do
>cum shitterkek
LET'S FUCKING GOPOPE SOX DIVISION WIN LOADING
>>157865065It’s so fucking old, tired, and played, you low class, soft, man child, worthless sack of shit!!
>>157865038
the yankees are hosting a parade for the hit they got
taaake me out to the baaawl game
pooers kek
>>157865063Put the trip back on and keep seething faggot
magic number down to 2, gg brewcrew
shillamook is mid but i get it when it's BOBO (buy one get one free). it's often discounted because nobody really buys it
>mest
Phillies win!
MICKEY MANTLE GASPER IS BACKSOX VS SOX ALCS CONFIRMEDFUCK YANKEES AND RAYS
>>157865085Yeah, absolutely no one cares one iota!!
>>157865031>>157865081so true kek
>>157865094That’s rich, you’re fat, lazy, shiftless, lispy, low class, piece of trash ass calling out others as low class!! Go fuck yourself
>>157865094
NATS ABOUT TO WIN IT!!1!
>>157865093Now if only the padres lose
do not reply to yankeelinguini
>>157865081LMAO, absolutely nobody gives a flying fuck what your cuck, simp, man child, dumb ass thinks!’
>>157865114IS THAT A HECKIN DOGGO?!
>>157865118Absolutely nobody cares, bald, fired, irrelevant, no talent, fuck face
>>157865127SUCK A DICK BITCH!NATIONALS WIN!!1!
Can the Rangers do it or will there be a lockout again?1994 Rangers led the AL-West despite being under .500, then the owners ended the season.
why am I only now hearing that this happened?
>>157865137Absolutely nobody cares, you loser, desperate for attention, man child dork!!
>>157865150>stinkees
Move over, Babe Ruth, the Yankees scored a run!
who else excited to tune in for Angels (60-96) vs the Athletics (61-95)?!?!?!
>>157865092Fat, ugly, lispy loser is desperate for attention while continuing to embarrass himself!!Worthless, classless, Long Island trash!!
Yankees scores a run. /mlb/ confused.
sneed it
>>157865169>>157865098Shocking you’re dick riding, cuck, simp ass would post this!! One worthless, no talent shitbag supporting another
i don't think these rocks are gonna help my chadres clinch today
check 'em
>>157865165>>157865179>>157865195And you’re a pathetic, loser, desperate for attention, has been shitbag
>>157865195Alright I "check 'em", now what?
I kind of want a Trump x Mets hat. wonder if Steve Cohen would make it happen
Yankeefag melting down kek
>>157865189You’re also fat, ugly, and worthless, and you’ve got a horrific lisp
Steal'em!
>>1578652071000% you insufferable, obnoxious, and desperate for attention no life has been
We have received the intelligence that the New York Yankees, an American baseball team, has scored a run.
MUNE 33
>>157865219So unfunny. STFU, fat boy!! Go join your uncle in the grave.
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Attaseiya
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