HEADLINESMNF' takeaways: Davante Adams goes back in time; Giants once again have a Jaxson Dart problemWho is Giants' backup QB amid Dart injury? Meet Jameis WinstonMalik Nabers goes down with injury moments after Dart exitsRams QB Matthew Stafford moves up all-time listWhat Giants were willing to give Stafford before they drafted DartPrev:>>>157855124Go Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtu.be/Y2YcfmHZMFc?is=IBmxUqzYyXFbwIGN
VAMOS LOS CHIVAS DE LOS ANGELES
KEK
Jaxson Dart just bought a new house over in New York
>>157857849I'm never gonna own a house am I?
>>157857849kek
Look at this goofy ass nigga
>>157857866Is that youngbitch?
>>157857873Youngcuck is brown
penix is back and stronger than ever. We're so fucking back. London and Pitts owners rejoice
I was told Adams was washed by /nfl/Why did you lie to me?
Herbie and the nerdy black man will finally get it together when the schedule gets harder :)
>>157857879Can you start Rush for one more week please?
Aaron Donald's first night back>32 snaps>14 run snaps (3 TKLs, 1 for loss)>18 pass rush snaps (0.75s get off, third-fastest DT game this season)>1 pressure (never had a game with zero pressures in NGS era, 2016-2026)How did he do, /nfl/?
Can we talk about Rams tripfag being so butthurt about the Raiders having more fans in LA than him that he created two threads to troll
>>157857898He's 35, he'll probably be good enough but it was delusional to think that he'll be his world beater self
>Raiders having more fans in LATen years ago this was true. Not anymore
>>157857899He got drunk one night and was bitching how as a kid he was bullied by Raiders fans.
>>157857898Underwhelming
>>157857899>>157857910Can both of you STFU already about it? Who cares
In a 2022 redraft would Purdy go number 1?
>>157857898Washed lol
>>157857910In what fucking world does a loyal NFL fan trade in his jersey to be a fan of the fucking LAMBS?
>>157857944>>157857932
>>157857938>would someone who lost SB go no. 1That would be Kenneth Walker, but Purdy would be in the top 10 for sure
Keep seething suckers
>>157857898Looks washed desu. Nowhere close to what he was before he retired.
I for one am just enjoying it while it lastsSaints are a good team
______________________________________________________________________ mmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm 'fraid so.
>>157857979Cap. Fr?
>>157857991You want an m&m?
>>157857998Id love one rn
The man was born to be a Ram
>>157857977Good luck bro, I hope there's a wildcard spot for you guys this year.
Giantsfags I propose a trade. Joe Fagnano for Isaiah Likely.
>>157858028dumbass
>>157857898>0.75s get off, third-fastest DT game this seasonwow he must have gotten a lot of pr->1 pressure
Little hungover
So is Jaxson Dart trying to compete with Jayden Daniels on who can retire from injury first?
>>157857898They're massively overpaying him to be mid He'll look better once Garrett is back, but neither of them are going to have a DPOY year
Why are ramspacos so violent?https://x.com/ryanknowsports/status/2102215689922846768?s=46
>>157858080Latinass spotted
Now ever since a nigga was a seedOnly thing promised to me was the penitentiary, still ballinRidin' on these niggas 'cause they lameIn a 6-1 Chevy, still heavy in this game—can you feel me?Blame it on my momma I'm a thug niggaUp before the sunrise, quicker than the drug dealersTell me if it's on, nigga then we first to bombBust on these bitch-made niggas, hit 'em up, WESTSIDEAin't nobody love me as a broke niggaFinger on the trigger, Lord forgive me if I smoke niggasI love my females strapped, then fuck her from the backI get my currency in stacks, California's where I'm at - right?Passed by while these niggas wonder whyI got shot but didn't die, let 'em see who's next to tryDid I cry? Hell nah, nigga tears shedFor all my homies in the pen', many peers dead, niggaStill Ballin'
>>157858080modelo and aztec ancestry
>>157858056brutal
>waking up
>Get all hyped for a new QB 1 >ACK>The backup was better the whole time>Win 14 gamesWTF is the Kangs problem?
rams this raiders that, what we really need is the Oilers back in HOUSTON
>>157857813Gang looked good
starting to think that maybe the fact 50% of these athletic superhumans can not even play the game without getting immediately injured is perhaps evidence this is a retarded fucking game that shouldn't be played at all.
>>157858023he... recovered from the flu?
>>157858137Carson Wince was once thought to be the future of the quarterback position. Everyone thought he would be what Mahomes is before Mahomes became that guy. And it wasn't without merit. There's still some of that guy inside him.
Never fuck a fat bitch. They are the most selfish creatures on the planet. Weay a condom at least.
>>157858186/nfl/ btfo
>>157858329>shouldn't be played at allit was meant to be just baseball and hockey, schools were never supposed to have sports
>>157858399Skill issue. If you dont like big queens Ill assume you lack the equipment to handle them
How does the Ram cuck that resides in these threads manage to be the most annoying poster
My fantasy QBs were Gayleb and Kekson Fart
you think gayleb is perusing a few tips and tricks now that he has some off time?
Absolutely based pod from middlekauf today
>>157858726Did he talk about Gayleb crying from a fake injury?
>>157858750Nah just about how players are pussies that arent practising hard enough
Jim Harbough has got to goHe is defrauding organizations for millions consistently, year in year out
>>157858775He had success everywhere he went before the Chargers.
Why are second stringers so fucking bad?
The Browns have climbed to 27th in the power rankings.
>>157858832>26 races more powerfulJfc philippinos and bengalis really do punch above their weight dont they
>>157858866Booooooooooooo
what's this hairstyle called?
>>157858877Youre right, I shouldnt be racist.
which franchise has the most depressing outlook
Wow this is so deep...
>>157858973I'll take "things never said by Chad Pennington's receivers" (love you Chad)
>had a nice Sunday and Monday watching nfl>currently 3:30 am on Tuesday >lying awake for the last 30 minutes thinking about much of a loser I am and how much I want to kill myselfCan’t wait until next Sunday to distract me for a few days haha
>>157859031welcome to life, kid
>>157859031Do not talk ill of yourself, for it diminishes the strength of the warrior within. Whats wrong bro? Why do you call yourself a loser?
>>157859031You can always watch baseball
Everything currently wrong with the Ravens points back to that Titans game. Talk about being buckbroken.
elaborate i dont watch the gayvens
>tfw competent coaches
Why won't they just give Josh Jacobs a 6 week suspension and move on?
>>157859149>beat the fins which will likely get the #1 pick>beat the chargers who are in free fall >heh, we're elite nowyou people never learn, huh?
>>157859170>>beat the chargers who are in free fallWeird how the Chargers were considered contenders until the Raiders beat them, now they're bottom feeders
Got up for work today
How do we solve the first down crisis
>>157859170>competent>eliteNot a fan of reading are you?
>>157859178Litmus test, losing convincingly to a shit team will make people think you're shit as well.
>>157858329It's a fine sport. Muscle is mostly fine, but ligaments and tendons can't really be trained. Baseball pitchers blow out their UCL. Juking sports blow out ACLs. Running ruins knees. Tennis fucks your elbow. The problem only comes when you push the human body to its limits. And the only way to solve this is to cap athletes' strength and speed at something like 90% of the human limit instead of 99% of it. And that's impossible. As long as there is a limitless supply of athletes willing to risk their bodies for big money, organizations have no incentive to aim for longevity over max power for a short time. Football could make the argument for quarterbacks being unusually high skilled and therefore in need of protection. And they're already insanely protected.
>>157859194acknowledge that their OLine is over the hill and actually play around that instead of sending runners up the middle into stacked boxes
still kekking at that sideline reporter accidentally calling Jayden Daniels' mom his wife back on Sunday.
>>157859194based madden player. send everybody long and chuck it somewhere down field.
>>157858641honestly, I wish I were a fag. shit just seems so wholesome and simple compared to the fucking absolute torture and bullshit of dealing with retarded foids.
>>157859031this is me except I get no enjoyment out of football because my team is shit and I merely watch it because there's nothing else to do.
>>157859039NTA but some people are just genuinely fucking losers, and I definitely fit the bill. Denying reality isn't helping anyone. "But you're only a loser because you tell yourself that" lol no, being a failure was embedded into my fucking DNA.Thankfully drugs and suicide give me a way out.
>>157859204>losing convincingly to a shit teamThey're a shit team becauseeeeeeeeeeee well my priors would be wrong, and we can't have that!
>>157859178>Weird how the Chargers were considered contendersThey were considered to be contenders until they got rolled by the Cardinals last week
>>157859270Sounds like the Cardinals are also good and you were wrong about 2 teams
>>157858892eastbound & brown
>AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I STUBBED MY TOE, COACH! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE! JUST END IT ALREADY! PUT ME DOWN! BAGENT AVENGE MEEEEE!
>>157859302>Sounds like the Cardinals are also goodtrying too hard, m8
>>157859031g*d I cant wait to get inside that bussy. finna bust a nut balls deep in them cheeks when your death rattles start.
>>157859302(You)
>new CEO>soulless online townhall>he likes American football>his team are the fucking BungalsShould I start looking for other professional opportunities?
Official NFL Tier List Week 3 Edition
>>157859374god i hope the falcons land arch. we have enough overrated qbs in the afc
>>157859369are yuros that are into NFL viewed with the same redditor disdain as merifats that are into the EPL?
>>157859369Bengals are winning it all though
>>157859382Not that bad in Germany, because we are all autists. But a few years ago it was quite dorky, or at least you would only meet pasty skinnyfats in Seahawks hats. Apparently theyre CEOs now
>>157858641Why would Caleb want to learn about playing defensive line
>>157858392There’s some of a guy inside me too
>>157859178They turned into bottom feeders week 1 when the tardinals rolled them
And to my friend, Jayden Daniels. Rest now, brother, we have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla
>>157859423Source tells me Jayden is stable. Please god
Rams beat on a QB-less team, but also pressured Jameis on over 50% of dropbacks without Garrett. Sunday Night Football in Denver will be interesting to see.
>>157859330Kek nailed it
Dolphins bussy when
>>157859374No one who actually watched the games thinks Mahomes is "back" and the chiefs are real contenders.
Morning spee. Morning Vikeschads. To all the euros, especially the scandis, who aren't into nfl football lurking nfl genny, come join Skol nation and give nfl football (real footbal) a try.
>>157859554What about good morning Chiefs chads
>>157859188named the jew today
>>157859568>which 2-0 team is the most fraudulent4chan really does seep into the real world a lot
All quiet in losertown. Chiefs chads are running the genny while the defeated, raped detoilets slink away in the presence of more virile males, tails tucked between their legs.
>>157859563Everyone says this>>157859573Everyone says this after they say that ^
>>157859554This woman is obese, if you want to support the team please post someone else
Reminder that he REFUSED to interview with the Eagles because he desperately wanted to work with Herbie the Spergie
>>157859502>Rammies with Chiefs legends Trent McDuffie and Jaylen Watson raping 'Keks live on national televisionKeeeeeeeeeeekkkk must watch TV
>>157859589From what I've been reading he's the problem anyway, not like you missed out
>Kurt Warner calls Jayden Daniels bitchmade soft if doesn’t play next week because he had the exact same injury he did and still played.Damn Kurt you didn’t have to obliterate 5 like that
>>157859593I'm more laughing at him Than anything else
How the fuck did Shitcago lose this game?
>Drew Brees scolds Hurts for not diving with his shoulder in 2Q W2>Jayden Daniels dies on the same day
Boomers had this shit figured out Two weeks now where instead of fantasy and gambling I just drank beerI’m not even convinced this is less healthy. The alcohol is bad sure but not having the stress and cortisol from seething half the time. Way cheaper too, a twelve pack for two weekends of enjoyment?
>>157859601The Colts had a top 5 all-time QB?
>>157859601Because they proceeded to do nothing for the next 59 minutes and 47 seconds
>>157859572This is the only honest website on the internet because there's no upvotes and nobody really knows who anyone else is.
>Week 2>Season overNow I can get back to work. Thanks Chorgers
Did you guys notice Tomlin throw his name into the ring after SNF? Marissa Thompson asked him "How would you like to coach these guys? (Mahomes and K9)" and Tomlin goes "I would LOVE to coach them." Felt like a dialogue they had planned ahead of time lol
>>157859615Everyone else loves and hates for the clicks, the views, and the dollars. We hate for the Love of the game.
>>157859605TSMT, but instead of drinking I get my ass fucked
>>157859549I do. Colts win wasn’t super impressive but the way they won was vintage Mahomes, it’s the kind of game they lost last season
Stop that
>>157859630I look like this and say this
>>157859589>michael, my son>you are man now>will you coach in beautiful, perfect sunny San Diego?>or Fentadelphia?Hmm tough choice. I’m kind of surprised more established (and therefore financially independent) coaches and players don’t pick destinations based on environment.
JSN is going to set records against my team bro. If you engage in WR debates just take this week off because JSN is going to lap the whole league
>>157858137Vikes winning the Owl with a backup Journeyman QB after all the QB headaches the last few years would be the most Kangz thing ever.
from 2 years ago
>Guys we beat a top five draft pick team after their starting QB went down!
>>157859673Where are the 'ders fans that argued with me when I said their defense and especially their secondary was complete ass
>>157859374Painfully accurate.
>>157859645This was pretty much Bruce Arians mentality after Peyton and Ben were established quarterbacks
>>157859680Nobody ever said this secondary was good. You’re straight up lying
Why do the Commanders hate their quarterback so much? Never seen a team this blatantly despise their guy
Fuck you Jaxson Dart you fucking asshole piece of shit how fucking dare you make fun of Caleb by walking to the locker room fuck you Caleb is so much more manly than you and has had sex with more men than you ever will
>>157859374Rasm beat up on a team without their QB and I'm supposed to think they are on the right path? They still have several problems they need to address. If the Giants Defense can expose them then I'd call that concerning
>>157859693Is megamind not playing well?
>>157859674>Vikes winning the Owl...would be the most Kangz thing ever
>>157859715Is this just this season?
My QB is a crybaby faggot
Falcons and Commanders are worse than the Browns
>>157859720Yeah
>all the conversation about the Vikings-Bears is about Caleb’s reaction and not Brian Flores depantsing Ben JohnsonIs this sneakily elite narrative management by Gayleb?
>>157859728If Caleb didn't get "injured" he was going to score on that play.
Patriots Jaguars should be TNF instead of two teams that aren't making the playoffs
>>157859645>San Diego
>>157859699They're very specifically to not get in the way of training staff. Did you not see the clips of them kneeling and praying on the sidelines?
>>157859735It was kind of surreal, everything looked good until one step.
Stay Gorgeous, frensEspecially that fine sexy hunk of a man, kiwi fabulous*muah*
Chargers might get the first overall pick in the draft and get another Manning
>>15785974011% of 0-2 teams make the playoffs. The only ones I could see getting in are the Texans or Colts, probably Texans.65% of 2-0 teams make the playoffs, so the three that I could see missing it would be Raiders, Eagles, and maybe Vikings. Maybe
>>157857866>the soý step forwardclassic spee powermove
>>157859751Kiwi is not a conventionally attractive male. Handsome posters dont post ugly.
>Travis is was-ack
>>157859580Mkay
>>157859772Washed. He’s washed
>>157859740>Raiders 2-0>Broncos 1-1Oh my goodness...
my vikies are facing buccs next and i fear that Baker is so pissed about their last game that he is going to have an excellent game unless Flores blitzes baker into oblivion
My team should have an easier time against the Raiders than they did against the Lions or Ravens but I'm still nervous about this game. Is the Raiders' OLine as good as either of those teams?
>>157859740dare i say that 2-0 teams are ELITE :D
>>157859630Texas society for music theory?Taiwan surface mounting technology?
>>157859745>the Raiders have the best defense in the NFL through two weeksKinda wild
Tough week for the Zoomer QB
>>157859772Why are Daltons so good at TE
>>157859794Move Ravens down
>>157859804He was a great passer to catch from
>>157859789“Le pissed off Baker” is a meme. Dude is genuinely mid and Flores will plunder his bussy
>>157859792Great trade
>>157859811Stroud sucks though
>>157859811Purdy has been balling ever since he stepped into the league.
>>157859815He's not even mid kekLock is mid Baker isn't good enough
Bengals with a defense you scary
>>157859791Kirk Cousins is being kept upright by them, so I'd say pretty well.
>>157859822Yeah
>>157859827Yeah but it was against the Dolphins and the Chargers without Minter. How much can you really take from that?
>Herbert just needs…
>>157859833...halp?
>>157859715>packers >above average>barely squeaked by the jests and got spanked by the vikings>saints>below average>beat the ravens and lost to the lions due to the most heinous refball in nfl history
It was a fumble
>>157859833I have thrown out my Chargers shirt and hat I got for a $20 combo. They were my backup team when the Steelers are bad, but I don't support incompetence. Teams I expect to see in the playoffs: Buffalo, Jets, Baltimore, Browns, Jacksonville, Kansas City, Raiders, Eagles, Vikings, Cowboys, Panthers, New Orleans, Seahawks, 49ers
BAIN!?
dirty bubble is at it again
>Two best fan bases in the NFL are the Bills, who are almost all blue collar White fans, and Raiders fans, who are almost all blue collar MexicansWhy don't more teams try to court tradesmen and landscapers?
>>157859875Get off 4chan Mark
>>157859847>backup team when the Steelers are badyou are a piece of shit. the steelers havent had a losing season since 2003. Fag
>>157859886Delete this
>>157859849Lol Harrison smith is literally a 37 year old safety
Will Kirk ascend through the power of the Double Double?
>>157859886When Darnold comes back, are the Seahawks going to start him? There’s real wisdom to playing the hot hand. Dak became the starter in exactly this way
>>157859849So is this Jalyx Hunt fella good?Never even heard of him
>>157859901They will almost definitely start Darnold. For as good as Lock has looked as an impromptu game manager, he's not a starting QB. Plus, he's got the league's best receiver in JSN so that helps a lot.
remember when that Lions o-lineman was declaring himself as an eligable receiver against dallas and the ref was like running away not to hear it so he could call ineligable receiver down field? kek
>>157859916No
>>157859875That was true for raiders fans back in the 90s, but Oakland become more of a ghetto hell hole and they moved to Vegas which is like the most soulless plastic fan base.
>>157859898Another convert. I bet Kirk likes the bible verses on the cups too.
>>157859916Yeah lol, then the refs said that guy was trying to trick them so it was all the Lions fault
>>157859924Pretty sure he said exactly that at a presser kek
>>157859916>>157859925Both me btw
>>157859255>football is boring and there’s nothing else to doI know the feeling. Although My team is pretty good but they haven’t won a Super Bowl in quite a long time, I stopped caring as much about hoping to see them win when I realized that even if they do, I’ll be happy for a few weeks, or days, or even hours, and then remember that all the players have had better lives than I could even imagine with wealth, fame, women, being good looking and likable, and their winning a Super Bowl didn’t change my life one iota, I would still be a pathetic loser. So now even watching nfl isn’t as enjoyable to me
>>157859935>>157859918both (You)
>>157859804Because they used to fuck guys like you in prison
>>157859935Fuck off schizo
>>157859925Son, it was the other team they were trying to fool. The ref just got it wrong
>>157859941Steaming
>>157859789>unless Flores blitzes baker into oblivionSo his normal defense?
bucs bros, where do we go from here?I mean seriously we couldnt even beat the BROWNS. how are we gonna compete against the fucking Vikings…NFL power rankings has them at 6 (SIX). The vikings are basically an unstoppable force, and we are a sickly, frail, legless worm wiggling around pathetically. The defense cant make tackles. Baker is pulling a postseason josh allen and trying too hard and blowing it. no WR1 on the team. Special teams is lacking too!I sadly feel this is a 3-14 team at best and 0-17 team at worst. I cant name a team more grim than us.
>>157859944Trying to trick the refs is against the rules
>>157859849>Boye Mafe>Cashius Howelloh yeah we eatin good
>>157859949Honestly tanking to get Bowels fired might be a good strat. He's been holding the team back with his juvenile scheme even during when Brady was there. Brady just had the influence to say "Yeah were not running that play Todd"
>>157859847If you’re gonna be a fair weather fan why not just change your team every year? Faggot
>>157859949well if they go 0-3 thats definitely the season, since the NFC south will likely have a winner thats 8-9 or 9-8 (10-7 tops). Every win matters more when the rest of the division is so bad.If they come out 1-2, they have a real chance still. The bucs should treat this vikings matchup like a playoff game
>>157859959>Brady just had the influence to say "Yeah were not running that play Todd"Brady plays on offense, Todd Bowles is a defensive guy.
Why don't teams sub offensive linemen at all? For example, some team's backup guards are probably not much worse than the starting guards so why not bring in the backups every now and then if they are fresh and the starters are gassed? Also, do you think teams will shift tackles for certain plays in the future? For example, Penei Sewell is the LT but the lions could make him RT for a play if they want to run right or as a decoy if they want to run left. I have predicted the new O-line meta... mmmhhhmmmmm 'fraid so.
(Not counting last night)
>>1578599496 is too low. the vikings are ELITE. top 3 team in all of football. Maybe even top 2. the bucs will get blown out 34-6
>>157859971O Line requires the most coordinated responses on a per play basis. You know how you need a QB and WR on the same page for when a route doesn’t go perfectly? That’s every play for the OL. It’s of greater value to have a synchronized unit than fresh legs.
>>157859958too bad the 1st round d-end picks are garbage
>green gay vs -ACKlanta Thursday nightBoooo
Genuinely, what causes playcallers to forget to run the ball with the lead in the 2nd half? This shit constantly happens.
>>157859980Shan't
Did Aaron Rodgers’ wife go to any games yet the way Herbert’s and Kelce’s did?
>>157859969And yet he had a huge Bowels movement and letting the fucking Browns put up 23. Some great defensive mind there
>>157859949if the browns put up 23, the vikings may unironically score 60+ on the bucs. im putting 500 on the over
>>157859971They are much worse, and the o line has to be in sync. There aren’t enough reps in practice to get multiple guards or tackles in sync optimally.
>>157859875>Raiders>blue collar fanbaseIt's not 2019 anymore, Chikaner
>>157859990Vikings fan delusions.
todd monken > todd bowels
Chiefie defense!
>>157859999bucs too high
Aaron Rodgers is going to end his career on the bench
>>157859999anyone that has the iggles top 5 does not know ball and I say that as an iggles fan
>Ayo whiteboi did u juss call me Etienne? I told y'all dis offseason my name is Achane now.What did Travis "Achane" Etienne mean by this?
>>157860009offensive line isn't what it used to be.
>>157860010I’m tired of these nogs telling people to pronounce their name differently. If the old way was wrong then why didn’t you say it originally. Humiliation ritual.
>IFbert and IFdisonMaybe they’re perfect for each other
>>157860010he literally just thought devon achane's last name sounded cool so he copied it kek
>>157860019would be hilarious if she broke up with him just for losing too many nfl games
KC insider anon here. Got an update on Josh Simmons. He’s back on the pills and disappearing from facilities and not showing up to practice. Rumors are that his “second opinion” came from a known pill mill and came with another script for stronger painkillers.
>>157860010Oh wtf? I thought the announcers were just mistaking him for achane, who plays rb for the dolphins
I made a lot of money on the lambs gaping the gnats :)
>>157860022I hate him and hope he dies. Just start Benson and get rid of this loser
>>157860019what's management got to do with herbert throwing 2 picks
>>157859990>I’m taking the over for a team that just won 9-3Don’t do that
>>157860040Whose fault were the the picks? There are “throw it directly to the other team” type of picks (aka the Jameis) and there are “perfect pass gets bobbled by WR into defender’s hands” type of picks but both get treated the same statistically.
>>157860033The rumors I’m hearing are that he has a very fragile personality and when he does good and feels supported he is unstoppable but he is also a nervous wreck so when they had him practicing against lower competition to slowly work him back in he took that as a demotion and had another break down. Theres also some speculation he’s gay/trans. Not even joking. The dudes a head case.
>>157860021That would make me kinda sad desu
>>157860021That would probably happen, high status women like her don’t like being attached to losers. She married him because he was supposed to be an elite quarterback, if he Russel Wilsons she’s probably gone. She’s not Ciara, she’s in her prime
>>157860053He had one of each
Who is ruining their legacy more? Aaron or Tom?
>>157860022The way chefs "fans" crowned this guy as the next GOAT before he did anything is why no one takes them seriously.
>>157860009Same>>157859999Neither my iggles nor the rat birds belong in the top tier for now
>>157860065Aaron easily
>>157860067That was purely about his ability, which we were right about, not availability, literally retarded subhuman
Minnesota has never and will never do anything significant and are eternally cucked to no bowl wins. forever. they will only ever allow just enough to keep you consumers consuming.btw, i live in St. Paul but i was born in MogadeshuGO, PACK! GO!!!
>>157860018It was pronounced Achane his entire life until he got to college
>>157860065Aaron but neither are really ruined
>>157860009>>157860070Top 5 is too high, yeah, but >we're still contenders. They find ways to win, and the defense is still top-tier even if they didn't play great in the 2nd half in the heat on Sunday. I think the O-line will get better later in the season. Getting more consistent with personnel and in the new system will help.
>>157860077Availability is the best ability
>>157860018>it's actually THEIR fault I'm too stupid to learn a nameUnironically kys
>>157860077Mhmm and what’s the best ability?
>>157860077Proving his point desu
>>157860067I am a Chiefs fan and when he is on the field he is excellent. Thats an objective fact. The larger issue is his availability. He’s chasing the dragon and last season he got some good grace because he made it known to staff he was having issues and needed help. That’s want you want a player to do in that situation. The Chiefs handled it appropriately. They sent him home to sweat out the worst of it and then he came back and did well. This off-season he didn’t have anyone babysitting him so he dropped a lot of weight, came in too light, got a minor injury, faced competition, and is now using again. Motherfucker just needed to eat some fucking carbs and show up to work and it seems like the teams getting tired of babysitting his ass real quick.
>>157860091>>157860095Whoa great line genius, it’s also entirely impossible to predict and had nothing to do with our expectations of him>>157860102No, not at all seething faggot
Bahama status?
Chargers going 2-15, Harbaugh fired during the bye week
>>157860105>No, not at all seething faggoti'm not sure how you looked at his post and thought he was seething, then penned your post without realizing that it made you clearly appear seething
>>157860108Patriots defense belonged in the owl
>>157860108>week 2>""""weighted""""Useless chart
>>157860103He, Will Levis and Aiyuk should link up and start a player owned expansion team
>>157860113Anybody joining in an objectively retarded dogpile is either only doing so because the Chiefs make them seethe or because they themselves are retarded, take your pick
>>157860113>>157860105Lmao. Two nerds seething
>>157860105You suffer from reflexive animosity
>>157860121They couldn't even afford a ufl expansion team
>>157860077>>157860103>>157860105>>157860122Yeah, no one takes you seriously lol and I guess that makes you upset
Josh Simmons is the Justin Herbert of Left Tackles
>>157860128They just need more loans
Keep gaylebs name out yo mouth
>>157860130This is your entire life, looking for any random Chiefs related post and trying to ragebait, because you are a literally insane, literally retarded actual subhuman, but sure you managed to annoy me so you won. Congrats. You’re still the person who has to be you
>>157860131Lol. He’s just Shawn Andrews 2.0 but at T instead of G
Bros I want chicken fried steak
Everyone itt needs to take their meds, now
>>157860108Playoff contenders looking like>Bills>Ravens>ChiefsDuh>Pats>Jags>ColtsNot buying this fools gold as serious contenders>9ers>Seahawks>RamsDuh>Cowboys>Insert NFC middleweightsNot buying this fools gold either>Chiefs Bills AFCCG again>9ers Rams NFCCGI’ll take the Chiefs over the Bills as usual and god help us if the Rams can’t beat the 9ers.
>>157860139>>157860149Why don’t you take some Prozac and Valium and Zoloft and strangle some babies to relax
The last thing a chiefs anti sees right before they fuck my ass
Queefies is Benson good enough or are you fucked?
Kerby Joseph's career may be over
Saleh should have just stayed a DC. I don't understand why these guys that are among the best at what they do are so desperate to have a completely different job.
>>157860160I’m a Chiefs anti btw
>tfw my Patriots probably aren't going to the Owl but we didn't have a soul crushing instant collapse like the Chargers
Have you you given kiwi attention today?
>>157860136yeah cuz you want to keep him in yours, fuckin homo
>>157860108>Weighted EPA>Week 2Lol
>>157860164Who?
>>157860130Three of those posts aren’t mine and I’m the one giving you ammo to talk shit retard. The dudes fucking up. That doesn’t mean Benson magically ceases to exist either though or that KC doesn’t continue to shit all over whatever shit team you have a useless devotion to. It certainly doesn’t help you when he can fight off the withdrawals long enough to put your DEs in the dirt.
>>157860165Why not have another go at it? You only get so many chances to be the head coach. He's got a good enough reputation that he'll be able to get another DC job if it doesn't work out.
>>157860165the media loves them some saleh. Dude will find another hc job once his time in tennesse is over. Perhaps cleveland
>>157860139>i'm not seething, y-y-you're seething>y-you're obsessed with mekek
>>157860162Last week was the first time we let him play LT fully, week 1 he did well but we did a lot to help him, mainly ran the ball and only threw the ball if Mahomes could get it out instantly (he had the lowest time per throw week 1). This week we said ok let’s what you can do Khalil Benson, and he quite astonishingly held up perfectly well. We still don’t know how well he’d hold up against elite pass rushers yet but so far so good
>>157860162He’s good enough. He requires some help and some covering up but he’s objectively getting better every game. His run blocking is excellent and his pass blocking is improving. He is a natural starting RT though and this line would fucking dominate if Simmons can get the pills down to a functional dosage.
>Browns won the Watson trade
>>157860160No Chiefs fan posts this or says this
>>157860162He held up decently against the mighty Arden Key, so the sky's the limit
>>157860160I'm a chiefs fan and I say this and do this
>>157860108>elite defense>mid offense, but missing their best playerThe Raiders are going to go off when he comes back
Steelers should have sold the farm for Brian Flores, McCarthy is at best perpetual wild card exit with used up playersThey need to build a horrifying defense again
>>157860126>He cries out as he strikes you
Famous Amos Crablegs should slice his neck this morning. Go coon out on comedy central nigger
Is the mike mcreddit meme finally over?
I'm believing in Mannion after week 2. He called a great game.The game-winner was a fun one. It was a perfect banjo beater. Cooper starts his route heading to the corner, so the middle defender in the bunch passes him off to the outside defender and focuses on Devonta. But when Cooper breaks back to the middle they have two defenders on Devonta and Cooper is wide open. Great play call and great execution (even with Devonta slipping on the turf).
>>157860217>gets mad over a boomer tier joke about availability and ability Yeah nah you are entirely in the wrong and it’s long past time you got over yourself
>The Raiders are going to go offNobody says this
>>157860053One pick hit the receiver in the hands. The other was thrown directly to the defender. Oh, and Bustin had 3 (three) fumbles as well. At home against a team that picked 1st overall btw
The remaining undefeated NFC teams
>>157860226Obviously the big worry though is this. They either need to fix the run game, or stop forcing it on early downs.
>>157860227I’m not the Chiefs chad you were responding to. you picked a fight and then started crying when he fought back and saying “take your meds!” and “reflexive animosity!” Just stop picking fights with us and there won’t be animosity, tard
>>157860229jenny says that
>>157860237Eagles are the clown bruh
>>157860240>crying>usYou live in a fantasy world that only exists in your head and every single genny is worse because you’re here
>>157860216Flores will coach my Redskins
>>157860250Seething
>>157860258Every day, every thread, hundreds to thousands of other posters, you are the only common element
>>157859715shit list, my Browns should be switched with the Falcons, they have a win while Stefanski spinning his wheels
>>157860239>Holy heckin smokes! Out of the Eagles 32 1st downs this season look at this abstract weak two stat!!1!Twitter nerds need to be roped
>>157860263Schizo Alert! No subhuman, that's you and always has been
>>157860266Yards per play isn’t abstract
>>157860237Eagles are the biggest frauds on the face of the Earth right now. Barely scraping by the Redskins and Titans? Playoff fodder if I've ever seen it.
Brown got more snaps than Diggs btw HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH#RapeDavidBlough
>>157860263>t. guy who spergs out at every post that rates the Chiefs or mentions them at allWe would be talked about at least 50% less if you weren’t alive
division records in games against other divisionsAFCE: 4-4AFCN: 5-3AFCS: 1-7AFCW: 3-1NFCE: 1-1NFCN: 3-1NFCS: 1-5NFCW: 4-0
>>157860276It is in week 2. Chad "just play football" versus Virgin "week 2 stats tweet poster"
Its not Jim Harbaugh's fault. No fucking way it's his fault. I believe in him too much as a coach, he's won way too much in his career and turned teams around. It's the /weakmind/ QB's fault. Harbaugh didn't realize what he was getting into with him.
>>157860266It's pretty obvious they have sucked on first down, especially when they run the ball. You don't have to sperg out so hard over someone expressing that with numbers.
>>157860290I hope they keep Herbert for a decade and continue to go 10-7 with the occasional wild card loss
>>157860283For me it's Wicks desu
>>157860285>dogpilingClassic “it’s okay when we do it” retarded subhuman trash
>>157860293Yep. I needed a tweet about 32 plays in the season so far to tell me this. How ever else would I know about this? Thank you twitter!
Hoes mad
>>157860285>spergsYou negroes respond to every single post that isn’t praising the chiefs with paragraph-long insult vomit and regularly derail entire generals with your shit flinging. Somehow in your head this is everyone else’s fault
>>157860298There are more fans of the Chiefs here than any other team and you're constantly trying to provoke us, what do you think is going to happen when you poke the hornet's nestWhat did you intend to accomplish with this post >>157860067What did you think was going to happen. You're constantly picking fights and playing the victimJust leave us alone
>>157860305my broncos hate has grown to the point where I welcome the return of the chiefs
>>157860321Nobody says this
>>157860304>it's good when you say "they've sucked on first down">it's bad when you say "they've sucked on first down. Here's a stat that reflects that."Are you really this mentally ill?
>>157860321Really? Are you AFCW?
>>157860169Nun
>>157860323I just did
>>157860324No point in arguing with someone who thinks yards per play is “abstract.” He probably meant “advanced,” but it isn’t an advanced stat either. Just a typical retard, the kind of person who calls into Angelo Cataldi
>>157860321A picture of patty cuckitini makes you think of the broncos, and you instantly begin seething? This is a new level of Bo Derangement Syndrome
>>157860306Chiefs chads don't start shit but we certainly finish it and leave your bitch ass seething in the process. No idea why you sensitive faggots get your panties in a bunch when we reply after you spam webms and talk shit about the Chiefs nonstop. Maybe you should be paying more attention to the trash ass niggas playing for the shit team you root for and not obsessively malding over greatness.
>>157860331no my team plays in the NFCW so it doesn't affect me much and I don't think about them often>>157860337I hope he dies on live television
>>157860321What 2 years of Bo induced melties does to a mf
>>157860315Unironically take your meds, you schizo
>>157860338>but we certainly finish it and leave your bitch ass seething in the processThis doesn’t happen
>>157860324>>157860335Than>>157860333ks for the tweets boys! I was lost for a minute
>>157860348>Than>>157860333 #ks for the tweets boysWhat did he mean by this
>>157860306What are you even talking about, you provoke us all day. Any time somebody posts a ranking chart you have a reply >>157859549Any time a Chief is mentioned you have a reply >>157860067And yes, I know it’s you. You are the obligatory seethe under every Chiefs related post. Just fuck off
>>157860344What
>>157860341>NFCWWhich one? We play the NCFW this year :)
my raidies
>>157860356That’s right. I, individually, responded to every single rankings post and specifically mentioned the chiefs in all of them. Never mind that you can see many rankings posts above that don’t mention them at all. Those aren’t real
>>157860361see you soon, hope we go 2-0 vs nix
why are chiefs fans so sensitive
>>157860356There are multiple people replying to you throughout this thread, schizo. And yes, when posts are made here they are often discussed, and sometimes people will disagree with you.If you want to discuss the chiefs with only chiefs fans you can always try reddit. Or make some friends in real life.
>>157860370Yes, it's you. You are distinctively retarded and make the same seetheposts across every general. I glance over a new thread and already see you doing your typical routines. Chiefs is capitalized by the way, you tend to forget that
>>157860290JH is Jameis tier
>>157860356I’m ambivalent on the chiefs compared to any other team in any league that is at the top for a while, but you as a person I genuinely hate. If I knew who you were I would show up irl
>>157860283>had to extend the chart just for Njigba>plays the Commies next weekHe might be at 500 yards before week 4 lmao
>>157860376You aren't "discussing" the Chiefs because you're retarded, all you're doing is seething, and you do it all day. "Nobody thinks Mahomes is back" after he threw for 400 yards and 3 touchdowns, you're just a mindbroken faggot who made posting about the Chiefs his entire life
>>157860378I’m not even sort of in “every general” you fucking loser
>>157860383>I’m ambivalent on the chiefs Kek
>>157860390Yes we know, and you're also not a Lions fan. Go Rams!
>>157860392>everyone I fight with all day in every thread is the same personNo, that’s just you. You are an actual mentally ill freak retard.
>>157860392>>157860395This is statmutt on two devices, another accusation he loves projecting at everyone else. You just know he gets off on this shit too
>>157860398And now we get the mobile screenshot routine, same as always. I'm not even arguing with you about who you are, for some reason you live for this shit. Go fuck yourself
>posting your phone screenshots to prove the (You)sget a grip on reality buddy, none of this shit mattersanyway go bengals
>>157859630Bolt up!
Purdy is a top 5 qb
>>157860398>east coast fagYou still haven't proven that you've been a Queefs fan for more than 3 years
>>157860411Nah you are
>>157860411top 5 at hitting the widest open receiver known to man
>>157860388If you really think everyone that replies to you or even just posts something about the chiefs is obsessed and seething than you really do need to take your meds.
Last time Detoilet got called out and it wasn't him btwhttps://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157482171/#q157482529Literal subhuman
Got the starting QB spot at my local flag football team.Any 70s/80s QB i should study tape and model my game after?
I predict that the lions will win this week against the jets.
>>157860356Those aren’t me though
>>157860433Warren Moon
>>157860433>70s/80s QBthe best QBs played in the 2000's. Start there
He’s built like a basketball player
>>157859971Basically what those anons said and this is also why you almost never see OL getting traded by the trade deadline
>>157860435Brian Flores stat
>>157860443disrespectful to hoopers, he's built for Korean esports
>>157860442That's when things started to become gay
>>157860440Everyone here is meThe entire genny is just me talking to myself
>>157860435>*blocks your path*
>>157860283Hahah l am loving the downfall of diggs>leaves the bills for New England, because the grass seems greener over there.>gets humiliated at the Super Bowl by Seattle >Patriots shit can him for all his personal drama >begs the bills to take him back, and they tell him to fuck off. >ends up with the commanders, and start of the season has been rough.
>>157860472>Patriots shit can him for all his personal drama>begs the bills to take him backNeither of these happened. You’re mad about Diggs for some reason
>>157860165Because why not? The pay increase is huge and he already knows he can easily get a DC job again once he gets fired
>>157860383You sound upset. Are you sure you're not mindbroken?
>>157860435>raiders its amazing what hiring an actual professional offensive line coach and bringing in an all pro center to be the adult in the room can do to a line
I’M AMBIVALENT ON THE CHIEFS COMPARED TO ANY OTHER TEAM IN ANY LEAGUE THAT IS AT THE TOP FOR A WHILE, BUT YOU AS A PERSON I GENUINELY HATE. IF I KNEW WHO YOU WERE I WOULD SHOW UP IRL
>>157860484hawks without kubiak taking a step down also points to this
>>157860477This
>>157860480I’m not even the guy he was initially replying to lol I don’t know why he’s threatening to kill me
>>157860411...in my delusions of grandeur.
>>157860461You don't know ball, the NFL didn't get gay until 2015
>>157860484You've played the Lolphins and Chorgers
Why doesn't the NFL have a sideline dress code like the NBA or soccer does?
>>157860492truethe coach kubiak hired for oline worked for gary kubiak for years and mike shanahan before that
>>157860435>green gayWhat went so wrong?
*joins thread*Lol take your pills, Schizo
>>157860500the offensive line last year was genuinely one of the worst ive ever seen
>>157860504Why would you want to emulate gay sports
>>157860494He is a literally insane retard and I'm not joking. Everything he does, which is insane, he projects onto "statmutt". He thinks every Chiefs fan is "statmutt" and is sent into a retard rage at the thought of statmutt doing the things he does, which he does not realize or believe he is doing. Imagine the most untermensch subhuman basement crustacean and it's that guy. He is so insane and retarded he is literally disabled
>>157860509Yeah we know buddy
My Wions are taking the division I'm afraid.
>>157860504>NBA dress code
>>157860512Is it the webm spammer or the Broncos fan?
>>157860518Many are saying this.
>>157860524It's the Detoilet, this guy >>157860509>>157860518He is a literally insane retard in Michigan who got mindbroken by the Chiefs and it became his autistic retard obsession
>>157860520this is not the sideline CAN YOU FUCKING READ
looking at these charts for weeks 1-2 last year and seeing where the playoff teams are, we learn almost nothing about the playoffs in september. it's a crapshootwhat we do learn is which teams are bad
AFC>Bills>Bengals>Raiders>Jaguars>Chiefs>Broncos>RavensNFC>Seahawks>Eagles>Bears>Panthers>Lions>Cowboys>Saints
Mina a CUTE!!!
>>157860518True.
>>157860529You're an actual schizo, I'm just happy my Wions have an easy division.
>>157860530My bad.
>>157860553Not interested gollum
>>157860555desu that's way classier than thugnificents with their jewelry and pajamas in the NFL
>>157860559Goff make em' seethe
Just shit all over my boyfriend's little cock. Shit was so cash.
>>157860571Bills Mafia classic right there!
you now remember when pete carrol was the raiders coach and hired his own son to be o-line coach
>>157860571Ride forth, my Broncos
>>157860571HOW BOUT DEM COWBOYS
>>157860529SCHIZO ALERTwhat's next?multiple devices?
much love to all the haters and the chuds
>>157860577and then everyone called jeanty a bust
Not interested
>>157860567looks like somebody’s grandma. Why are athletes so fruity? Just wear a suit.
>>157860529
>>157860512No, the real issue is that you think everyone who pokes fun at you is the same personTake your meds
>>157860553>>157860591>>157860600You’re overdoing it retard
>>157860603Not interested
>an essay about 4chan tripfagsWe're reaching levels of autism that are not theoretically possible.
>>157860603You do the same routine every single time, yes we know there's a meme essay that incorrectly conflates you with the Kiwi, but what's funny is when you link it all you do is show all the evidence of you always posting the exact same way, which is in there, down to the Penn Jilette posting.
>>157860613He claims to be slightly "autistic"He's straight up schizo
>>157860613He was memeing but detoilet is real
>>157860604Wions still got em seething
>>157860618Try not having the exact same melt down for the entire thread every time you get called out and it will be less obvious that it's you every time, literal retard
Games that you win because you injured the other team's QB on the first series should count as spiritual losses. It is a dishonorable way to play the game.
>Repeatedly tell him I'm not interested>Not so fast!!!! I will make this all about me anyway!!! He just won't go away
Highly uncomfy thread ngl
>>157860625Lol he still thinks everyone who pokes fun at him is the same personKek
>JAXSOOOOOOOOOOON>DONT GO TOWARDS THAT TENT JAXSON>JAXSON? JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXXXSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>157860634It will only get worse as the season goes on, his melties increase the better the hated QUEEFS do
PLEASE FUCK MY ASS!!
>>157860640Please kill yourself
>>157860643Kek fat boy did nothing wrong
system qb's are better than talented qb's in bad situations. Period. End of. Darnold > Herbert
>>157860533you can tell when a post is both the truth and a sensible, level-headed take when it gets zero replies
We're beating the Browns right?
how did the bengals turn a historically bad defense into a top 10 unit in one offseason
Oh almost forgot, I cant be banned btw
>>157860663Dexter Lawrence is back to his 2022 form. And Boye Mafe
New>>157860673>>157860673>>157860673
This is every single fucking general or slow board on this site now. Open it up and it's some some retard posting screenshots of an archive, linking a bunch of posts and writing a blog about how it's a all the same person and about how that purported single anon is mentally ill.
>>157860443>6'4", 210lbYeah, that's Jamal Murray
>>157860453>hoopersN
>>157860533Yeah, it's very opponent-dependent early in the year, even before you get to the fact that teams change throughout the season.
>>157860656yes
Post more autism stat charts for QBs/Defenses/Offenses pls
>>157859985yeah, she just sits in the back and shes so short its hard to see her and its like a running gag she always gets seated behind someone with a giant hat on and she has a dick and is a man.so you wouldn't even recognize her anyway.
