Reddit ass bussy list.
>worst 2-0 team?>best 0-2 team?
Well /nfl/? Don't just stare at it...
>bills>juggernautsuntil the division round maybe
>>157860673This list is an essay. An essay I shant read, ese.
>>157860686Not my RedskinsNot my Redskins
my razorcakes :D
>>157860686>>worst 2-0 team?raiders>>best 0-2 team?colts
Chiefs won those games
Raiders 2-0Bronkeks 1-1 Kek
>>157860686VikingsTexans
I hurt my finger. I need to be carted off
>>157860686>worst 2-0 team?chiefs>best 0-2 team?chargers
>>157860700I fucked Gracie Hunt
Nah you did not do that
>>157860686EaglesTexans
>take the kid to Rugby practice >decide to run a few laps while I wait for them to finish>light jog>feel like sprinting>sprint >hamstring snaps after 50m>I fall and roll a few meters>grannys on the bench staring>give thumbs up and slowly limp to the Rugby kids At no point in time did I scream or need anyones assistance. Caleb is a pussy. And I am old.
I’M AMBIVALENT ON THE CHIEFS COMPARED TO ANY OTHER TEAM IN ANY LEAGUE THAT IS AT THE TOP FOR A WHILE, BUT YOU AS A PERSON I GENUINELY HATE. IF I KNEW WHO YOU WERE I WOULD SHOW UP IRL
Remember when the mentally retarded thought the Chargers would be good this year?
>>157860732they still are. two weeks into an 18 week season doesn't change that
>>157860725Don’t even troll him seriously, he’s an actual subhuman and shouldn’t be bantzed with
>I'm ambivalent on the Chiefs
>>157860740Lmao alright anon
I NEED MORE DEAD NFC QBS
>>157860744latrell spreewell looking rough
>>157860722That's because you're a weak little girly man Hans. Your hamstring popping is like like flicking a rubber band, Caleb's hamstring is like a 3 foot diameter high tensile steel cable and it snapped under load. I'm lucky it didn't cut my leg in half.
It’s gonna be a rough season in /nfl/ with the Lions utterly collapsing and the Chiefs being back, the retard is going to seethespam and samefag harder than ever
Reminder that Temujin is a Raiders fan living in LA and MY WIFE!
>>157860722are you the "anon can be an athlete" berdbro?
AAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157860686RaidersTexans
>>157860722I jogged on the treadmill yesterday and my ankles hurt and my right Achilles hurts
>>157860773This is the first time I have ever seen this webm. I wouldnt mind seeing it more often desu
>"eventually a hunk of dog shit turns white and stops stinkin!"
>>157860773Lol why did he throw it to the other team?
>>157860773>>157860790His handler also apparently gave him neet bucks for a VPN. >>157860664 Long, long season in /nfl/
>>157860795Cause he's being cut and spontanpues
power to america spread the vibes of gay and jewish to all the world!
Caleb status?
Nobody believes in us
>>157860744Looks like Taylor made an edgelord comment in real life
>>157860768...maybe.>>157860754My thighs are actually quite girthy while I admit that Caleb is probably fitter than me overall.>>157860784Based fellow unc
The Jest signed Levis (why?)
>>157860300 A brace would've dramatically reduced the damage from that injury. Quarterbacks should walk out onto the field looking like megatron; fucking braces on the their knees, ankles, hips, and wrists.
>it happened (again)
Im on your mind every single day.I own you.
>>157860835the mayo man was made for a jersey deli
>>157860843look at that blue nigga go!
>>157860830She said "would be nice to see Worthy live up to his name!"
>>157860843This gif is always on my mind. I don't even really know what it means but I'm always thinking about it and the doug theme song.
>>157860834You're pretty based for that, next you're gonna tell me you were the german bro who coached youth track
If a regular season win from three years ago is all you have to celebrate, that's pretty sad
>>157860855Ain't no big game
Laughing at injuries is the one thing I will never do. You people are reprehensible.
>>157860835Cuz ur mom gay lol. And AG is a retard, he thinks green gayis a good team and since they almost beat them that means they're good as well. AG spent too much time with the Lions to a point he thinks almost winning games is the same as winning games so now they need to give up on tanking and start a white qb.
>>157860868Thank you >>157860859If I was I would have known better than to just randomly start sprinting
>>157860868I will laugh when you break your leg
>*VROOOOOM* *OPE* *SLIP!* *JUKE!* "AEIIIIIEEEEEEE! SOMEBODY STOP THEM!"
>>157860868the funny part is when people live in denial about injury prone players or that durability doesn't matter compared to hypothetical fantasy stats.being injury prone isn't accidental, even if the individual injury happens on accident. a certain body type + play style will lead to injuries. also how smart the player is about taking care of their body and training correctly. durability is the single most overlooked skill/attribute of great players.
>>157860868You think that's reprehensible you should see what some of these guys beat off to, I'm sure a least a few here are in to snuff and gore.
>>157860842
>>157860896Also disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>157860913go pack go!
OH LORD ODIN LET IT RAIN EVERY GAME OF THE SEASON AND IF IT IS A DOME CRACK THE CEILING WITH YOUR MIGHTY THUNDER OH GREAT ONE OH GODIN ALHAMDULLIALLAHA
How many TDs did AJB get this week?
>>157860687Getting hungry…
We're still missing our strongest soldier
DECKEDBALL IS OUT
>>157860844What if all he needs to do to find himself and become a great qb is discover the gabagool?
PUT ME IN COACH. I GOT THAT DAWG IN ME!
>>157860725>>157860743Offer’s still open
>>157860865What's worse? Choking the lead to SF in the championship game or four turnovers from Goff as the 1 seed.
>>157860844Putting mayo on an italian hoagie is a bigger crime than putting it in coffee
>>157860920Your DC is a terrorist asshole and I want him to coach my team's defense instead. He's basically running a modern Buddy Ryan 46 with advanced zones added in and I'm jealous as fuck.
>>157860949Performative garbage
green gay lol
Im on your mind for real, for realKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
whats with these black qb's being mommas boys?
>>157860967Heebie jeebies!
>>157860970Well they aren’t exactly going to be daddy’s boys
>>157860966no he's just stupid
Look how quiet the Detoilet is now that my Chiefs are the top of the town and dominating the genny. This inferior male dares not speak, lest he incur the wrath of us virile Chiefs Chads.
I'm evil
Is there anything more embarrassing than throwing a pick 6 to a white CB?
>>157860976idgi
Suddenly I've lost my appetite for some reason
>>157860978Quiet like right here? >>157860843
>>157860985throwing a pick 6 to a jeet
>>157860976AAAAHHHHHH YOU NEED TO DELETE THIS RACIST SHIT NEPHEW !!
>>157860981Seems legit
You now remember Mason Graham, Kenneth Grant, Walter Nolan, Derrick Harmon, Tyleik Williams, and all the other shitters that got picked before Deone Walker.
What is it about the Kangz that makes them such a dominate force to be reckoned with?
>>157860987That's what I thought when I saw your wife naked kekypoo
As the Detoilet, I have accepted my inferiority to the more virile and masculine Chiefs Chads. I root for a poverty franchise and that asterisk victory against them in 2024 was my Super Bowl. I shall never utter another boastful phrase about my terrible football team and I will accept the superiority of the Kansas City Chiefs as law.
>>157860981Nah
>>157860981>cardinals>lionsBelow>tits>commies>chorgersNo
My Chargies!
>>157860981>Raiders>spookyWhy are people saying this? They've beaten the Dolphins and a freelancing Chargers team. How are they being rated so much?
>>157861003I didn't know you had it in you... I was mistaken about you all along
>>157860981I don't think either are real contenders but I'd trust the Eagles more than the Chiefs this year. Both flawed but the Eagles have a better roster.
>>157860981what is spooky about the Raiders? they beat the Dolphshits and Chorgers and Bowers can't stay healthy. they will get dominated by KC and/or Denver in any game that matters.
Detoilet here, I want chiefs kingdom to come in my ass please line uo smallest to biggest I want to feel each and every one of you inside me.
>>157860949hahaha imagine if he was naked on the sidelines and the camera showed him hahaha oh man that would have been silly
>>157860981Bengals should be in Razorcakes, how people still trust Cincinnati teams, who play in a city more cursed than Buffalo as of 1991 is funny
>>157861011They looked good doing it, they didn’t win on two final play nailbiters like >my iggles
>>157861007Yep>>157861011>>157861016Two reasons. First is they've looked really good, particularly on defense, even despite the opponents. Second is they've been winning without Bowers. If there were a third reason, it would be that if Cousins goes down and Mendoza came in and played up to expectations, they'd be a super bowl contender overnight
>>157861003>>157861012>Queefs autist is replying to himself nowWhat being a 30 year old man without a job does to a motherfucker
We Detoilets were born to be subservient to the more virile Chiefs Chads. It is in our nature to allow them to cavort with our women, for we have accepted that resistance is futile. Such is the law of nature.
>>157860686Raiders Colts desu
>>157860868Jaxson Dart took his injury like a man, naturally I felt bad for him because he deeply cares about helping the Giants get back on trackGayleb on the other hand will be starting next week and he acted like his career was over after a simple fall. nu-Bears fans defending his antics is an insult to the NFL
>>157861029No stinky, we're not you
Uh oh....
Powerful.
>>157861024>they'd be a super bowl contender overnightsettle down, hoss. Crosby is literally the only blue chipper on the roster. Maybe Linderbaum or Jeanty are borderline but they're still only averaging 3.4 ypc through two (easier matchup) games.
>>157861041>4chanx
>>157861029He's mentally ill
What's this guy's deal? Is he playable? >Our safetys haven't been a full on disaster but they've been underwhelming.
>>157861042Beautiful Olive skinned goddess
>>157861047No it's an extension called Darkmode, I like this one because it's vaguely Chiefie colored
>>157861015Nah. KC has a younger roster so I expect they’ll have some boneheaded moments in the first half of the season but they’ll iron those out like they always do. The Eagles are what they are at this point. They’ll make the offs but I don’t see them winning more than one post season game.
>>157861053>I'm using a different extensionLmfao you retard
>>157861053>*Darkchan I meant
Thinking about last year when Squirts had the most fraudulent 158.3 in NFL history against the Vikings "defense"
>>157861050Meanwhile, AP is sitting on his fat cracker ass doing NOTHING
>>157861024>Believes in the Raiders after knocking off two shit teamsAnon this is the most fraudulent fools gold buying retardation I’ve seen on here in some time and we still have the Kiwi as a regular
Which Division is the last to win a SB recent?
I, the Detoilet, sincerely apologize for my retardation and my brash words. My bold, foolish words were a consequence of postpartum depression. I lashed out at the Chiefs Chads after they impregnated my bussy. I should be indefinitely committed to a psychiatric institution to protect the Chiefs from further outbursts, and to protect myself from the virile Chief fan’s retaliation, which I could not feasibly withstand.
>>157861055Veach outdid Howie for a first this season, Howie whiffed on some crucial picks and all of ours seem to have been homeruns, outside of Cyrus Allen who we haven't seen yet. Which is lucky for Veach, because he was almost on the hot seat
>>157861048Just like my islanders heh......wait, this isn't /hoc/...
>>157861073See>>157861029
>>157861041>he's posting screen shots of (You)salready lost, kwab
What even is a charger
>>157861073> and to protect myself from the virile Chief fan’s retaliation, which I could not feasibly withstand.It's really pathetic the way he tries to troll us and then melts down every time we do it back lol
>>157861072good morning sir
>>157861073>>157861034>>157861017>>157861003>>157860978
>>157861072AFC South. Last Owl was the ‘98 Colts. That’s a 19 season drought.
>>157861055I'd expect the Eagles to be more likely to improve as the season goes along though. They're learning a new scheme on offense and the O-line will get better.
>>157861087>source of undirected potential energythey were never meant to go anywhere. stuck chorging in place.
>>157861019bengals can at least get to the bowl
>>157861029Its even worse when you realize hes staring at 4chan 16+ hours a day, every single day chasing ghosts. I love showing up to torment him a little bit, then close this place and go about my day kek
>>157860970Being raised by a single mother, grandmother, aunties, and other black females will turn a nigga zesty and testy.
>you don't need long arms to be a good pass rus-ACK
>>157861087Warhorse used for cavalry charges
>>157861092lol Colts won in 07 and 1998 was 28 years ago not 19
>>157861087it's the thing you use to charge your phone
Oh woooooowwwwww not so easy blowing out the 'Keks after all is it AFC contenders?
>>157861113Oh hi Justin
>>157861092Meddies
>>157861050I think Howie/Vic need to stop trying to play slot corners at safety and just trade for a god damn safety.
what did baker mean by this?
*Munch* *Munch* *Munch*
>>157861105Ok thats kinda cool but horses still are beta animals like all herbivores
>>157861129It’s the closest a team can get to being named after a tank
COCKZCOCKZGIMME ALL DEM COCKZCOCKZCOCKZGIMME ALL DEM COCKZ NIGGACOCKZCOCKZFUCK MY ASS IN THESE STREETZON MY MOMMA’S FUCKIN LIFE IMMA HAVE THEM COCKZ NIGGA
Sneed
>>157861137She does not say that.
>>157861137Ok*unzips dick*
I'm a girl. A chiefs girl.
>>157861138How’s it possible the panthers corners are so high? Did the bears just constantly throw over their safeties? The dime to Khmet looked like it was over a corner just going off memory
>>157861137
>>157861124he was talking about the tampa bay lightning
what the fuck is wrong with him?
>>157861137>>157861155You do ass to mouth, right?
>>157861074I do really like that draft class.>Mansoor DelaneHe’s legit. If any CB from this class becomes an All-Pro it will be him.>Peter WoodsLooking solid and has high upside. DTs usually develop kind of slow but his ceiling is as high as anyone in this class.>R Mason ThomasThey needed a speed rusher so bad. He will get washed out of the run sometimes but if the pressure rate on third down improves (and it has) then it’s a W.>CanadyMeh. Depth.>Emmett JohnsonFucking home run. They are elite in run offense now with the depth to keep the Walker fresh and injury insurance>Cyrus AllenAnother meh. Maybe he pushes Royals out but I’m not getting excited for anything until I see something.>NussmeierIt’s not even fair that this happened. Nuss is going to have a better career than Mendoza. He got fucked over so hard his last season in college.
>>157861138The Falcons legit might've just been that bad
>>157861160I said it in the last thread but I do this in meetingsHe's thinking about something
>>157861164Yeah it's an offseason that sets us up for success for a long time, especially the K9 signing. Much needed and well played by Veach. Now we just need a LT and RT in the next draft and we're really cooking with gas
why do queefsfags suck at handling the bantz?
these 2 are killing the NFL
>>157861095I’m really not worried about the line so much as just not buying the new scheme is better. Hurts benefits from calls that ask him to play under center. The fact that it isn’t working speaks to execution failures, the ability to diagnose defenses, and just flat out making bad calls to begin with. They need to simplify the scheme a bit imo.
HAIL TO OUR GLORIOUS SUPREME IMPERIAL MAJESTY DEAN SPANOS AND TO HIS SON AND HEIR JOHN SPANOS!Hail to our beloved vizier Joe Hortiz!Hail to our commander in chief Jim Harbaugh!Hail to our generals Mike McDaniel and Chris O’Leary!Hail to our champion, Justin Herbert!Hail to the iron wall that is our interior offensive line!Hail to the spearhead that is our defense!Hail to the invincible and unyielding soldiers of the Bolt, mounted on their lightning-quick and thunderous chargers bred for the art of war!
>>157861181Counting my blessings that I haven’t heard either of these clowns speak once since I stopped going to the Y a few years ago
>>157860981While I did turn it off at the end of the 3rd quarter, that's enough for me to know the Rams aren't good enough this year. Injuries and retirees aside, their special teams is somehow WORSE than last year and Stafford is not an MVP this year, in fact he's looked pretty bad.
>>157861180They are swifties who just learned what a football is
>>157861177I trust Benson as a long term RT option. Hes looking good. LT is a different story. This draft looks good for OT though. If he grabs a guy like Goosby and loads up on offensive weapons it’s going to be gnarly.
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>157861153That was to a rookie not Horn or JacksonThe Panthers secondary is actually pretty good but nobody cares cause its the Panthers
i got the best blowjob in my life in the YMCA locker room
>>157861181Why did Pat get a death threat yesterday?
>>157861180They are mentally ill and just a worthless humans in general.
>>157861153TD to Kmet was over Lloyd the LB.Idk why PFF rates the Panturd corners so high, they always seem to give up huge games to any decent opposing QBs. Stats this year are probably skewed because the Bears rushed for a milion yards and 6 TDs and then they played Cooper Rush.
>>157861213Probably because he's annoying?
>>157861201He wants off the Cards so bad.Chiefs should do a straight up trade with him and Simmons.
>>157861201Not sure if hes just super slow or lazy as shit.
>>157861216The huge games come from screen passes and picking on the shit LBs the Panthers usually have
>>157861138>Jobe>bad defenseThis is entirely because of that underthrown ball resulting in a DPI kek
>>157861209You're welcome btw
>>157861227Simmons wouldn't pass the physical you retard
>>157861160Reddit tells me he’s just adjusting his helmet.
>>157861213He says this every so often to come off as a victim, classic celeb tactic
the white man marches on
>>157861219way less annoying than all the DEI hires ESPN brought in once they got bought by Disney. They purged the best people like Dan Patrick and Bill Simmons and went all in on Stephen A hot take garbage. McAfee is a natural response to the diversity slop ESPN era.
E X T R E M E L Y comfy Fall day, and what an amazing start to the season with 2 primetime Chiefie wins. I cannot be bothered by anybody itg. I have lit a pumpkin candle, made some coffee and will be starting Black Sails.Good day
goyim get excited for your taylor swift ball
>>157861237Yes he would. He passed the Chiefs own medical check and went to get a second opinion to sit on the bench. He just wouldn’t pass the drug test kek. Just buy him a wizzinator and throw him on the right side. He’ll be much happier there. Glendale has a very vibrant gay community for him to enjoy.
(Formerly Shough’s)
Are the vikings actually good or is it just another case of jester on jester violence?
>>157861209I gave the best of my life in a bathroom at a Metallica concert
>>157861181If those two were shot to death live on air it would be a top 5 NFL moment all time
>>157861227Actually a good idea. Both teams get to cut bait on a 1st round pick that didn’t work out and try to reclaim. Both fill a need.
>greatest offense of all tim-ACK
>>157861242trvkular bomb
>>157861201He gets 0 separation. He also looks slow as shit
>>157861181black retards and white retards
>the super team almost went 0-2 if Dart didn't die
why is there so much shitposting about the 2024 draft class but no other year?
Do most NFL Sports writers have a background playing football?
>>157861160He has brain damage.
>>157861160He's wh*te
You guys seriously overrate Dart.
>>157861276>go from being almost 20 ppg ahead of anyone else to being in a 3 way tie for 4th place in just 1 week
>>157861244Pat McAfee is not less annoying than anyone
>>157861284Because there were 6 qbs drafted in the first 12 picks
>>157861284Because of all the QBs drafted
>>157861292This, neurological trauma.
>>157861296No we don't, he was already showing his elite status before he got injured, and he would have won a statement game last nightYou'll learn
>greatest superteam of all time>raped and gaped by the niners>greatest offense of all time>raped and gaped by the vikingshumblerGODS we eating good this year
>>157861201looks like he's running under water wtfzero (0%) suddenness off the line
First for gang stalking Statmutt and driving him to suicide.
>>157861310>Unhumbled
>>157861036>Gayleb on the other hand will be starting next week and he acted like his career was over after a simple fall. nu-Bears fans defending his antics is an insult to the NFLdramaqueens gonna dramaqueen... Caleb is a good QB but pain threshold tells a lot about one's character. for example, jones tore his acl and he didn't act like he was shot. ertz's leg exploded and he just grimaced
>>157861316Your time will come, queefie.
>>157861312just fuck my ass and be done with it
>>157861087picrel
>>157861321You don't know that
>>157861330I predicted it using my powerful eye test
>>157861316>look like shit against the clotsyou are not on seattle or san franciscos level kiddoeven the fucking vikings look better than you
>>157861087about tree fiddy
>>157861290That’s probably not even a real person
>>157861284Shedoodoo took all the attention
>Caleb is a good QB
>>157861201>He wants off the Cards so bad.>>157861201Has he said this out loud? I don't follow that shit team
>>157861335forgot the bills too, they're also better than you
>>157861201Chillin
>>157861186>The fact that it isn’t workingIt is working, though. Hurts is playing very well and the pass game is succeeding. The run game is shit but the scheme is working very well for Hurts, he is executing it well.
>>157861087an horse
>>157861201Man football looks really stupid when you focus on the WRs lmao
>Mike Macdonald openly shitting on Sean Peyton's whole shtick. Based.
>>157861242>blo dixHe sucks though
CASE KINO TIME
>>157861087They should move the team to OKC and change the name to the Lighting (keep all the branding imagery). Perfect synergy with the Thunder.
>>157861376Lmao no way. I had no idea he was still in the league.
>>157861367Payton is a hack
>>157861346No player is going to do that if they want to go to a good franchise. Thats some OBJ/AB shit. LaFlurr is using him as a decoy so he can free up underneath routes and Harrison is just done giving a fuck at this point.
>>157861394you got the pick 6 webm?
Jaxon Fart's bucci got broke
>>157861244NFL Network news are just as bad, if not worse.
>>157861367>He like totally backed down in the momentKek he ran when it cameYou can just link the reddit post next time by the way, don't be such a self-conscious faggothttps://www.reddit.com/r/nfl/comments/1wnerfp/highlight_seahawks_hc_mike_macdonald_says_broncos/
>>157861400I should go back and make a new mp4 that isn't cut off. Webm size limit used to be 3MB.
Notice who isn't listed
Are we close to creating MCL/ACL augmentations? The flesh is weak and needs to be improved.
>>157861098If they stay healthy…
>>157861415Wh-who
>>157861415>Drew Lock isn't 1 despite having the best receiver in the leagueIf you're above the Lock line then you're a YACbabby
>>157860744Who's that little slut in front of Taylor?
>>157861394>>157861411Please stop. I don’t like these videos.
>>157861428Me
>>157861410I dont understand why redditors hate SP so much
>>157861358>467 passing yards>5 TDs>2 INTs>72.5 Adj QBRAnon Im not even trolling when I say that will not be enough. Theyre good enough to make the playoffs with that assuming the defense shows up week after week. They aren’t going to no damn Owl with that.>The run game is shitThat needs to be fixed badly. Hurts will never be an elite passer. If your offense depends on him turning into one you guys are fucked.
>>157861441Moralfagging over BountyGate
>>157861415>the two best QBs in the league are at the bottom of the listNo coincidence
>>157861419The players of old used to build toughness throughout childhood with rough schoolyard play and manly hobbies. All these pro players now are rich nepo babies that grew up with wealthy suburbs and their parents, typically connected to the government or large corporations, send their kids to rich schools where they participate in sterile athletic programs. What I’m getting at is all these faggots have spent their entire lives devoid of suffering of any kind which makes them soft ass pussies, mentally, physically and spiritually.
>>157861434Sorry, I can't do that
>>157861454*the two realest niggas in the league
>>157861415Jalen Hurts?
>>157861180Because deep down they know that their QB is an overrated shitter who's only won championships because he is a ref baby with an online that gets away with holdingThe Schizo knows this but he's in denialKEK
>>157861454Kek holy shit this is next level cope
>ynr vikings legend Adam Thielen>ynr he wanted to play the final year of his career with the team that drafted him and that he spent most of his career with like a lot of players want to do>ynr remember that N9ne sucked so much ass that he asked to be released and would have just retired mid season if the Steelers didn't offer him a spot
>>157861029>30He sounds like he just turned 18. It doesn't matter anyways, this place sucks his cock
>>157861444>muh statsIf we're talking about whether the passing scheme is working and Hurts is executing it well, then you're not going to convince me with the box score. Hurts has played well and the passing scheme is good (and was better the 2nd game than the first). Check out some film run-downs. Here's a little bit:>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/2102017751820742659>https://www.bleedinggreennation.com/philadelphia-eagles-analysis/183813/eagles-titans-film-review-a-very-good-offense-is-hiding-in-here
>>157861376The Bagent enjoyer has beeen denied…
Tyreek soon btw
>>157861449That was the UTV archiver, the Philmarillion
>>157861459
Eyetest guys have already determined that Hurts will be an MVP candidate (not winner) this year. Statnerds do not reply or your tighty whities will end up on the flagpole.
>>157861506
>I care about stats like Adjusted QBR Only stats that matter are touchdowns, interceptions, and wins.
>>157861180You act like it's a new thing and they haven't always been awful at handling them. They refused to accept that Alex Smith was a mediocre QB who never won them a single postseason game. Now that they're no longer the lovable playoff losers and an annoying pop culture reference propped up by every last talking head in the booths and on the sets, this inflated their collective egos, which makes you wonder if they actually deserved anything.
>>157861519(Welcome home Zach Ertz)
You have no idea how good this rivalry is gonna be
>>157861449sounds like a legit mental disease...
>>157861011>>157861016>>157861071tbqh the Raiders are dominating at the line. 8 sacks on defense, only 2 allowed on offense. They've forced 5 turnovers and generally have been in control throughout both of their wins. Jeanty is great when he isn't being hard gameplanned around, Cousins has been solid, although his statline looks a little sus with 3 INTs. That's largely been on miscues from the receiving corp, which is by far the weakest part of the team. That weakness gets alleviated a bit when Bowers comes back, likely this Sunday.I think the core rationale behind doubting the Raiders boils down to "it's the Raiders, they're supposed to be bad." Flawed logic that I think will be exposed as cope in the coming weeks. Are they perfect? Fuck no, but they're a good, fundamentally sound, and well-coached team. They're passing my eye test.
>>157861526
>>157861528Rivalry to decide who can complete physical rehab first?
>>157861491Anon I’ve seen them. He is an okay passer but limited passer who is looking a bit better than he usually does because he’s getting to take those same snaps under center. That is smart. Not being able to threaten the run and relying on his arm to move the offense neuters his frankly gimmicky play strengths. If you can’t use him to regularly threaten short yardage run gains which your offense doesnt have the line to do then you need to be able to threaten with outside zone runs and dump offs to the flat which frankly they aren’t doing. The end result is a pedestrian game managing offense that’s going to get 2-3 TDs a game and that’s exactly what I’m seeing.
Leave the Eagles on Monday Night Football to me
My undefeated, solely leading the AFCW Chiefies
Holy fucking washed barkley is completely worthless. He is shit now.
>>157860673>viqueers above the bears, packs, and lionshows your day at the learing center, faggot?
>>157861524>Alex Smith never won a post season gameHe took them to the AFCCG retard
Deshaun Watson actually looked pretty good not gonna lie he may finally be back
>>157861536>>157861519>>157861506I'm gonna go watch that game right nowI bet igglesfags went full doom mode after the first drive.
>>157861563No he never did that well, he was 1-4 in the playoffs with us
>>157861558sold his soul for a top 3 season from an offensive player everworth
>>157861567He may finally be black
>>157861560They already beat the Bears and Packers.
>>157861548it was fun watching while it lasted. his oldest son is a 4-star so, soon i guess
Falcons should have kept kirk cousins
>>157861567He was playing against a team that's getting a top five pick and still just had to hand the ball off all game
failcunts lol
>>157861567he didn't look that great, watson used to be standout good. right now he is ok
>>157861558O line is awful and their best OC in franchise history got poached
>>157861563That was Mahomes dumbass. And outside playing the mid ass Texans he was garbage otherwise.
There is only one man who can realistically save the Bears' season with a quick trade
>>157861558he relied on the high coordination of his teammates on run plays. that coordination is gone, so now he is metlife saquon
>>157861593The 9nly way he saves the Bears seas9n is if he starts f9r every team they play against.
>>157861533They look like a partially rebuilt team. Line play is important so I suspect they will likely get the Wild Card spot but Cousins is the definition of a mid QB, their WRs as you said suck, Jeanty is overrated as fuck, and their defensive backfield isn’t scaring anyone. They’ll knock off bottom feeders and stall out against the good teams. That’s mid by every definition.
>>157861544>limited>gimmickyHurts is better than what you describe. But also, the offense will definitely improve if they can get the run game to be at least serviceable (which I believe they can do when the O-line gets some consistency and comfort with the new scheme). The offense will continue to do just enough to win games, because that is the way for the Sirianni Eagles. The defense is still a massive floor-raiser (I'm not worried, despite a mediocre game in Tennessee). The Eagles have a clear pathway to success this year if they can fix a few things (exactly how it was after the first few weeks in 2022, btw). Again, go back up to where this conversation started, I think the Eagles are flawed and probably not real contenders, but they are more likely to get there than the Chiefs, who are hanging on for dear life with a roster full of holes.
Darren waller is so back
>>157861558Hurts is the problemDarian Mensah will be your QB in 2027 watch
>>157861578barely. only reason the bears lost is caleb getting injured, and the packers having their usual 4th quarter collapse. the lions will show viqueers fans where they belong on the totem pole of the NFCN
Rams are going to make another super bowl run this year they looked amazing last night
It's over
>>157861526That route was nasty>blount>jeffreyMan that 2017 team was awesome
>possibly the seasonIt’s so over
>>157861627Yeah if every other NFC QB goes down before the playoffs start they're set28 points on the legendary Giants defense? Sign me up
>>157861627Aaron Donald should have stayed retired lol he looks so washed it's embarrassing
>>157861628MAGA curse strikes again
>every power ranking has the raiders as the lowest ranked 2-0 team the apology will need to be as loud as the disrespect
it's the same shit
>>157861628This is awful, really liked him
>>157861628Giants might be cursedDart is still the best QB in the NFC East though
>>157861626refs handed you a win over saints btw
>>157861628Giants should have kept Russell wilson jameis did not look good yesterday
>>157861628Based>>157861631Cringe
>>157861639Raiders are definitely better than the Eagles
>>157860673Seahawks are the only juggernaut. Bills defense is not good enough for january
>>157861628>>157861631It's what MIGA deserves
>>157861646That intended pass was their superbowl
>>157861449No that was some bong
>>157861626Big mad
>>157861639Ummmm why is there a Chief behind you, second place in the AFCW team?
>>157861648Who cares their season is over russ is not saving that may as well tank
Cam Skatabo is legit mentally unstable. Why is he always twitching and talking to himself? He's schizophrenic or something I swear. He looks like a drug addict going through withdrawal.
>>157861628lmao if trying to play made it worse
>>157861648He's a vibes guyThey need to trade for Herbert or something
>>157861570Oh yeah, the first Vikings drive they marched down the field with ease (I'm pretty sure I remember at least one big play where Najee Goode got beat badly in coverage) and then after the Eagles 3-and-out I was sure it was Over. But the P-Rob pick six reversed the momentum entirely and from there it was a romp. The most fun I've had watching an Eagles game. The Super Bowl wins are the best games in franchise history but I was too stressed to enjoy them as much in the moment (even against the chiefs, I didn't relax at all until near the end of the 3rd quarter). The beat down of the Vikings was perfect.
>>157861662shut up >>157861650yup
Why did the giants pay OBJ if they never have him on the field?
>>157861639every season 1 or 2 teams get off to a hot start then crash
>>157861639The Cunt family cartel is at it again, putting their thumb on the scale of their journo underlings to besmirch the name of the Raiders
>>157861631>>157861628Look on the bright side Giants fans, that top 5 pick is gonna get you like 3 first round picks
>>157861367Based
Sam Darnold is Drew Lock tier lol lmaoThe Seahawks are basically the Vikings but with good luck on their side
>>157861667I do that and I'm finePeople are just weird
>>157861680hes the lockerroom tranny dick and coke plug
>>157860673(((dark magic))) is what we're calling it now?
Bryce Young is having an mvp caliber season and will finish the year as a top 5 qb
>Jaxson Dart Fought to Get Back Into Giants Game Despite Brutal Knee Injury during Monday night's game against the Los Angeles Rams. After injuring his left knee on the team's very first offensive series in the first quarter, the New York Giants quarterback pushed hard to reenter the matchup. However, the coaching staff and medical team refused to let him return, going as far as taking his jersey and uniform away to ensure he wouldn't try to go back onto the field.
>Dart tears MCL>Demands to be put back in the game >Caleb tweaks his hammy>Is planning the rest of his life after football within 30 seconds
>>157861654I second this. Lots of cracks in that defensive armor. Gotta weld that shit up.t.Billsfan
>>157861669How many times do we need to tell you thisHerbert's not going anywhereBetween this and the Drew Lock is a Top 5 QB talk I feel like people are dumber than they were last year
>>157861702It's called passion, sweaty
>>157861700Would be funny if acting like a retard damaged the knee even more and that's why he's out for the season now.
>the NFCE QB everyone expected to get injured got injured, and their season is lost>the other NFEC QB everyone expected to get injured got injured, and their season is lost
>>157861690The Hawks defense is really what sets them apart from everyone else.
>>157861616>Eagles over ChiefsKek. Anon Hurts with no power run game is a game manager. That’s the truth. Mahomes is good enough to carry mid WRs into the offs. We’ve seen this before. Their defense looks good and are creating turnovers. Their run game is elite. The Chiefs are objectively better and looking to improve. The Eagles aren’t doing jack shit with outside zone runs to account for the line injuries and your OC thinks Hurts is better than he is.
>>157861558Although actually on the missed tackles and YAC chart he seems to be doing well
>>157861714>more Cowboys vs Eagles slopfightsIt's all so tiresome
>>157861667Already has advanced CTE
>>157861628Haha bitch
>>157861718Not even worth arguing with you, you clearly don't know what you're talking about
>>157861087Comes from when they would shout CHARGE! At the dodgers and Trojans games. So they picked that name when they were founded in Los Angeles.t. Raiders fan that knows some chargers history because of Al Davis
>>157861718You were complaining about his shitty receivers last year
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKKKKKWHY THE FUCK ARE THE GIANTS SO CURSED FUCK THIS SHIT
Devonta Smith >>> AJ drama baby Brown
Giants should trade for Haynes King
>>157861727Then where the fuck is the adjustment? This is basic high school level ball knowledge anon. Your OC fucking sucks.
Malik Nabers isn't getting paid this offseason.
>>157861655TDS in 2026 is crazy work there you libtard.
The Autumn Wind is a pirate.Blustering in from sea,With a rollicking song, he sweeps along,Swaggering boisterously.His face is weather beaten.He wears a hooded sash,With a silver hat about his head,And a bristling black mustache.He growls as he storms the country,A villain big and bold.And the trees all shake and quiver and quake,As he robs them of their gold.The Autumn Wind is a Raider,Pillaging just for fun.He'll knock you 'round and upside down,And laugh when he's conquered and won
>>157861733That's actually a good thing. Next year's draft is loaded so Ginats would be better off with a top 5 pick
>>157861732They were shit last year. So was the line. So was Nagy. They’re doing better this year.
my raidstinkies finna drop a hot stinking log on aintgroids
>>157861705Dude Chargers need to completely burn the building down kek
>>157861727Well yeah he's the guy who spams "Detoilet" every day. Don't expect anything good from a literal child.
>>157861745>crazy workNigga go back to whatever TikTok comment section crawled out of.
Raiders rank 1st in defensive EPAmmmmm ‘fraid so
raiders fans are the biggest larpers in sports. corniest team imaginable
>>157861746Poems are gay. You’re gay. Raiders are gay. Their fans are gay.
>chargers upcoming scheduleHoly shit they're going 0-9
>>157861560Carson Wentz is having a career resurgence this year. He's been playing a lot better than anyone expected.
>>157861733Boo hoo. You got to watch them win at least 2 Owls.
>>157861753They're not trading Herbert though retardWhat the fuck is with you utter morons, it's Week 3 and the takes are dumber than they were last year
>>157861746Gay
>We beat the Chargers and the Dolphins, we're good now!
>>157861759>Against the Dolphins and the ChargersI’d fucking hope so kek.
>>157861746Poems are based. You're based. The Raiders are based. Their fans are based.
>>157861767Garrett is NEVER LEAVING CLEVELAND
How much money does NY lose if they cut Dart? The guy is made out of glass.
>>157861774updooted holmes
>>157861751Raiders/Saints might actually be game of the week, not even joking. If my Bills weren't playing the chorgers (free win, anyway) I'd say otherwise. I don't want to see either team between them (Raiders/Saints) lose. Hoping it's a close one.
>>157861748Another draft season, literally so annoying. We had the season locked down for at least a 12 win season...>>157861766I also flew from Spain to NYC to watch them give the cowboys BTA. Also fuck the Rams for playing dirty
>>157861746MELENDEZ! BACK TO BARRACKS, NOW!
>>157861761Kansas City ChiefsCollinsworth and Swift camsRigged and gifted games
Mmm Chiefies looking pretty comfy in this weeks power rankings bros. Top 5 soon to be #1. Again kek.
>>We beat the Chargers and the Dolphins, we're good now!
>>157861628
>Aaron Donald 1 tackle despite not getting double teamed at allCan everyone stop sucking him off now? He's a JAG at this point.
>>157861787>W-we always lose so it must be rigged!Then why do you watch?
>>157861586Relax the bucs are not a bottom 5 team. They just are having a slow start to the season. The bucs are still a very good team.
>>157861782its gonna be a good one for sure
>>157860970They don't have dads, more often than not. So they grow up worshipping their mothers, and their mothers latch onto them for emotional and financial support. Especially financial since these guys are multimillionaires.
>>157861782>saints -3 at homeShould be a comfy, high turnover, low scoring game
>>157861801>B-BUT ANON LE HECKIN RAMARINOS ARE LE SUBER TEEM!I swear if Jerry Rice and Frank Gore made a comeback ESPN would glaze the 9ers this hard.
>>157861802I did not ask lolGet your mouth out of the muttProjecting homo
Tanner McKee for Jevon Holland, who says no?
The cowboys will only go as far Dak Prescott will take themUnfortunately for them that’s a wild card exit at max
>>157861376>have two white qbs>start the zesty black buck insteadkek
>>157861690Hawks defense is just that good. Didn't Darnold lead the NFL in turnovers last year? JSN is so good it doesn't matter who they have at qb
>>157861667It’s just mild OCD. I used to have to move my head around into the same position multiple times before settling to go to sleep
>>157861628>>157861631Fuck, I was enjoying watching the Giants play for the first time since Eli kek'd the Pats
>>157861801Aren't they paying him like $20 million too? They could've signed a pass rusher 10 years younger and he'd still be on the team next season lmao
>>157861819It seems my Chiefies supremacy has caused a bit of butt hurt among the lesser teams fandoms. Too bad faggot!
>>157861628>>157861631How do we stop the Trump curse, anons?
So it's going to be a year of west coast pacos seething about the bills and josh allen?
>>157861801What’s a JAG?
>>157861632Week 1 was a fluke they flew for 15 hours to play that game. It doesn't count. This is the level of play to expect from the rams moving forward. And remember this was without puka even playing. Devanta adams and puka? Sign me the fuck up. And not to mention williams and corum to keep the defense honest? Shiiiiiiit....
>>157861628The newest KWABOTY candidate
anyway
>>157861705>Drew Lock is not a top 5 QBThink ballknowers, think!
>>157861826Vikings D is also good and they have JeffersonDarnold also played “well” with themI think they’re very similar just that one franchise is undeniably cursed
>>157861839Just A Guy
>>157861826You eyetestfags have no idea how good Darnold actually was last year lolAnd Darnold is younger than your career backup golden boy Lock
>>157861628the trump curse strikes again
>>157861634I dont know why anyone is surprised Aaron Donald is shit now. He's old and spent the past 2 years sitting on the couch. He missed almost all of training camp. He isn't good anymore. He's washed.
>>157861761Suck a thick, long dickYour fans are clueless white girlsChiefs' death, league's reward
>>157861839japanese anal gape
>>157861854Our fans know what it feels like to win an Owl kek.
talk about poor timing
>>157861847Yeah Vikings are just a decent QB away from being elite. They have a great roster I can't believe they got rid of Darnold and stayed with Nine who I knew would be a bust.
>>157861838Shut up Chikaner
what are my thoughts
>I did not ask lol>Get your mouth out of the mutt>Projecting homo
>>157861866jenny
>>157861850I never said he was bad dumbass
>>157861854This post is cope but I would like to support all haters of the chiefs and Pat Mahomes illuminati spirit cooking peptides
>>157861847>Vikings D is also goodOverrated. Sometimes the blitz meme works, sometimes it doesn't.
>>157861669Theres no way the chargers trade herbert. Fuck what everyone says. Herbert has never once been the peoblem. If he had a better defense or if he had a better OL or if he had better wrs he'd have potentially won a ring by now. At the very least he would have made a deep playoff run. Hwrbert is elite as fuck. He needs a team around him thats all.
>>157861866>YFW da Chiefs win da superb owl!
>>157861869“lol” is 3 syllables retard
>-ACKson Shartoh no no no no
>>157861826>>157861850Today I will remind them.
Reminder 40-yr Aaron Rodgers threw a tackle after his turnover last Sunday and is still fine.
Giants could get a WC spot if they sign an actual backup QB and not the bum they played yesterday
>>157861869Get a job you faggot holy shit
The Vikings will never, NEVER, win a game that matters
>Dolphins, Raiders, and Chargers coming upGonna be 5-0
>>157861876Seething
>>157861886Brother you've been replying this to random Chiefs fans all day
>>157861854>>157861819>>157861787Based Haiku poster>>157861746Based non Haiku poem poster
If you have anything negative or hurtful to say about the Giants after this devastating news you are an evil person and you deserve eternal pain and suffering.
>>1578618884-1*
>>157860673>Case Keeum also in concussion protocolAt what point does the NFL make it harder for pass rushers to get to the QB?
>>157861888>schedule babbyskwab
>>157861691You twitch like a Crack head who needs his fix?
Nabers status?
>>157861887But they will win a game over (You).
>>157861896>giants qbs
>>157861904Leaky
>>157861904N word
>schedule babbys
>New York Giants quarterback Jaxson Dart could potentially miss the rest of the season after testing on Tuesday showed his knee injury was worse than initially feared, NFL Network Insiders Ian Rapoport and Mike Garafolo and ESPN's Adam Schefter reported.>Dart is now facing the possibility of season-ending knee surgery.>Dart initially was thought to have suffered an injury "in the neighborhood" of an MCL sprain, Giants head coach John Harbaugh told reporters following Monday's loss to the Rams.
>>157861893>calling yourself a Chiefs fanLmao you don't even own a jersey
Time for a week 2 over reaction but I dont give a fuck. Kenneth Walker is a strong candidate to win MVP. He was absolutely the missing puzzle piece for this offense. They needed him. Thus, most VALUABLE player. I will now hear your incorrect arguments that will surely boil down to "I am bias against the chiefs and hate them therefore will ignore the facts". I'll wait.
>>157861913Just let him play.
>>157861903yeah
>your rookie contract QB is gonna miss basically an entire season how do you expect him to grow after that?
>Two starting QBs in the NFC East are done for a significant amount of timeHow do the Cowgoys and Niggles get this lucky?
Just turned off Black Sails because it reminded me too much of the RaidersGive me kino suggestions
>>157861922MVP has to be a quarterback no matter what. No recommendation that isn't a quarterback will be considered.
>>157861725Cam skatabo is speed running CTE
I could suck a mean log out of Pattys asshole >_<
>>157861899the meta defense is very technical and the next incoming qb class will be even worse at dealing with the rush and pre snap adjustments, this is the new normal until coaches change.
applied for a job and these assholes are actually trying to give me one.
>>157861657they should know, they've won the lombardi and more than 2 games in the post-season. smae cannot be said about lions though
>>157861888The Queefs are NOT defeating my Mendozies
Sirianni is 18-3 against the AFC
kek cowgoys
>>157861932you don't look like that
>>157861926>his qb doesnt grow off the field too
Bengals offense hasn't even hit full stride and they're already 2-0. They always start slow on offense. Once that gets up to full tilt, the rest of the league is completely fucked. Bengals are going to the Owl.
>>157861922It's just Allen right now and you're delusional if you think otherwise. He won't even win OPOTY because JSN exists
>dart ded>jd5 ded>filthy BARELY beat the titsyeah im thinking DEM BOYZ cruise to the division title
>>157861376He's still in the league?
>>157861947>>157861952>doesn't even play?
>>157861947*Kirk Cousinses
>>157861934Sadly this is true. They should just rename the award to amost valuable Quarterback at this point.
>>157861926>mahomes>rodgers
>>157861959NFC East division winner gonna have like 8 or 9 wins.
Daily Reminder that Matt Stafford is a statfraud who wouldn't even be Top 15 in anything if he didn't spend his entire career surrounded by Hall of Fame and All-Pro level receivers
>>157861926>how do you expect him to grow after that?
>>157861934>>157861922You should only be considered for MVP as a receiver or back if you run for or receive for over 2000 yards
>>157861968they should make all of the awards conference dependent like in mlb
>>157861922Yes it's early but that guy has been balling.
I don't understand teams. Why do they keep singing shitty QBs that have proven to suck ass instead of signing someone that hasn't gotten a shot yet? If he sucks, it's a wash. There's no downside.
>>157861932If you want other boat kino I’d recommend the Hornblower series
>>157861956Josh allen I'll give you as a contender. But you can not tell me JSN is more important to the Seahawks than Walker is to the Chiefs
>>157861955Dexter Lawerence saved them
>>157861922Still baffling that the Shecocks gave him away
>>157861973>spend his entire career surrounded by Hall of Fame and All-Pro level receiversthat's nearly every modern hof qb though
>>157861973Matt Statffraud?
>>157861981They're 2-0 with a backup and JSN already has like 350 receiving yards in 2 games. You're just retarded
>>157861980I will look it up. I think I'm going with the Terror right now
oh yeah, the bengals definitley won that trade
>>157861998Thats a good one too. Season 1 at least
New>>157862001>>157862001>>157862001
>>157861990who was brees or rodgers hof receivers
>scares your “generational offensive lineman into committing a safety
>>157861998>>157862005>he was an iceberg of Rome!
>>157861997It's all of them, look at Levis. Keeps getting chances when he has proven multiple times that he sucks ass.
>>157861979Experience is important. Sometimes you dont need a home run hit. You need a consistently mediocre game managing veteran to make safe decisions so they dont fuck you over as much as a reckless young guy who thinks theyre the next Patrick mahomes gun slinging all over the place.
>>157861979Josh Allen mindbroke the league and everyone thinks they can rehabilitate freak athletes who can’t pass. Josh Allen is the EXCEPTION. Most of those projects turn out like Anthony Richardson and Justin Fields.
>>157861981I can confidently say that.
>>157861987I know the seahawks are kicking themselves. They definitely should have kept walker no matter how much it would have cost them
>>157862012Will Levis is none of that. He sucks a tremendous amount of ass and keeps getting chances.
>>157862024He's going to be on IR by week 9, especially with how much the Chiefs are feeding him
>>157861560>sure the vikings beat both of these teams back to back with their backup QB, but that doesn't make them better than either
>>157862007rodgers had davantei'll never shade brees
>>157861639I will apologize now to Perc Thuggins and will show him the respect a man with more passing TDs than Elway deserves.
>>157860999One of the last teams in the League to care about defense rather than meme offensive schemes.
>>157861801Donald played 32 snaps and was doubled 7. He got the TFL that held the Giants to 3 points after the Kyren fumble. Not bad for a guy who hadn't played tackle football in 2 years.
Raiders look like a team ready for a first overall QB to take over. Why isn't shitblowza starting?
