>pacos gonna be seething about the bills all seasonkek
>>157862001I’m sure Tom Brady can still play. Teams with QBs that have a torn bussy, make the call.
what does he know
>>157862001Fuck anime and Shitcogo pizza(shit) asserole
Caitlin Clark sent Andy Reid a Chiefs-inspired colorway of her signature shoe
Picked a bust two picks before current DPOY front runner Dallas Turner
How good is the Raiders' defense compared to the Ravens? Is their run defense stout?
Chiefs won those games
Azeez Al-Shaair seems like a good guy
>>157862020Not unless he sells his ownership stake and the league votes to let him return.
>157862019Do not reply to Chikaner. He is a mindbroken self hating brown neet from /int/ who thinks /sp/ is a colony for race wars and uses multiple vpns>what does he do?He spends his entire day on 4chan. He ban evades. He will support the most “white” team despite him not caring for sports.>why do they call him Der Chikaner?He tends to use a Kraut flag most of the times and he once accidentally posted the Spanish ñ with “ñlife.”>tldr?Imagine barneyfag 2.0 but a selfhating brown.https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/145092306/#q145093216https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/148878677/#148879314
>greatest offense of all tim-3 points motherfucker
>>157862022He looks like Martin Shkreli mixed with that "have you seen this man in your dreams?" Drawing that went viral years ago
>>157862034Unless he's within vicinity of a QB
>>157862015What is it about Josh Allen that makes him so different from Anthony Richardson or Justin Fields?
>>157862025Based Caitlin
>>157862022>put players where they fit best>hire competent proven coaching staff>make sure everyone does their jobComplete opposite of senile pete
>>157862034Oh you just know ol Bobby Kraft is fuming >>1
white qbs on the east coast always get em seething, kek!
>>157862007Brees had Jimmy Graham for a few years if that counts
>>157862044Don’t say because he’s white. We all determined that Allen is black back before the start of his rookie season.
we three-peatin the division
>>157861987>>157862024K9 was never used in Seattle like he is in KC because he was playing with Geno and Darnold and not Mahomes. Like he was good, but JSN can get open regardless of the run game, which has also been fine since he left. Plus had to pay JSN/Spoon/Big Cat/Shaheed.
my razorcakes :)
Comrades! Glorious news from the battlefront at SoFi! The invincible Los Angeles Chargers have marched into total triumph, utterly annihilating the helpless imperialist losers of Arizona and the Raiders by scoring two touchdowns in each battle!
Packers are booty cheeks
>>157862025Worn?
>>157862038>He's going to be on IR by week 9, especially with how much the Chiefs are feeding himCope lol admit it, you guys fucked up
>Aaron Donald is so b-ACK!
Give Dart some peptides, GH, placenta stem cells, and red light therapy. He will be back in like 6-8 weeks tops. The Giants have a quick healing fixer on retainer. He's in good hands.
>>157862034
>scares your “generational” offensive lineman into committing a safety
>green gay's RT out for the season Lol Manlove is gonna fucking die out there with 3 more games against Hutch and Turner
>>157861922Reminder the Chiefs got Kenneth Walker the reigning Super Bowl MVP for F R E E
>>157862031The Cowboys are going to win and Baltimore will go into Defcon 5
>>157862066Any RB that isnt Lynch or Gore would get injured when they get 25 touches every single game. There's a reason why running backs are the most commonly injured players, they get hit the most
>>157862034Kike bros we need to impose more fines on him.
>>157862079I feel like the Ravens are going to have a major bounce back game. Henry probably gonna go off for 150 yards.
All the media people will be sucking off the Bengals after they massacre the Steelers.
>>157862034>performative balestoonia nonsenseHilarious how these 3rd world losers have co-opted the most simple of minds - then again he plays in Houston!
>>157862079DEFCON is descending, idk if you knew that and were just saying they’ll react but not that hard, defcon 1 is the most extreme
Justin Herbert would have 2 rings if the Dolphins picked him. Not his fault he’s in the same division as the literal best player of all time.
>>157862093Shalom
>QBs dying on fieldMind you, the nfl wants 20 games and players traveling overseas for a new norm. Yeah ok
Mahomes has had more turnovers in the 2026 season than Drew Lock
>>157862066>Cope lol admit it, you guys fucked upWe'll manage.
make the call you raysis ahh y*teboi
>>157862090theyre gonna get behind then forget henry exists while the rb under center will try to throw the ball (lol)happens every year
>>157862097It’s a little early to call Mendoza the BPOAT
>>157862034he is about to be accused by a nameless ex-lover that he beat her or something
>>157862098If he was scribbling generic slavs killed in the last few years on his face you'd see it for the faggy nonsense it really is.
>>157862093>balestooniaWhat does this mean? And why do you think it's performative nonsense? What's wrong with showing support for a family that lost a young child?
>>157862113They're playing the Cowboys. Their defense is not good at all. I expect them to just push them around on the LOS even if the offense is on cruise control.
what's next for shart after carrer ending knee surgery
>>157862128chippendale dancer
>>157862126It’s a silly way to say Palestine by our resident slimy yid
>>157862126It means Raffa, Gaza, Kony 2012, and walking out of class to stop polar bears from dying. It's VERY serious please take it serious.
>>157862128Iirc the Saints actually wanted to draft Jaxson Dart in the 2nd round. He was their first choice before getting Tyler Shough.
>>157862128golfing channel or podcast bro
>>157862134Don't you need to be hung for that?
Why do people still call Lamar a RB? I know autistic people have trouble with face blindness, but these are different people.
my packies gearing up for a 7-10 season
>Tuesday afternoon Yep it's power rankings time:1. Bills2. Seahawks 3. 49ers4. Rams5. Chiefs6. Bengals7. Eagles8. Ravens9. Patriots10. Broncos11. Texans12. Lions13. Saints14. Jaguars15. Vikings16. Cowboys17. Packers18. Panthers19. Colts20. Raiders21. Steelers 22. Bears23. Giants24. Commanders25. Jets26. Titans27. Cardinals28. Chargers29. Browns30. Buccaneers 31. Falcons32. Dolphins
>>157862140>don’t take our genocide seriously>but do take this player’s eyeblack seriouslyK
>>157862145idk i dont watch that stuff you tell me
>dart walks off the field with a season ending injury>caleb williams cries and gets a cart for a probable injury
>>157862152Seahawks have to be 1
>>157862152idiot
>>157862155No they welcome all sizes
>>157862142Actually, they had Shough as the No. 2 QB in the class behind Cam Ward. They had Dart under Shough because Shough is bigger, has a better arm, and they thought he was a better processor.
>>157862152rams and lions too high
>>157862152ravens, bills, texans too high
Sometimes, I try to do thingsAnd it just doesn't work out the way I want it toAnd I get real frustratedAnd like, I try hard to do itAnd I like, take my time, but it just doesn't work out the way I want it toIt's like I concentrate on it real hardBut it just doesn't work outAnd everything I do and everything I tryIt never turns outIt's like, I need time to figure these things outBut there's always someone there going"Hey Mike, you know, we've been noticing you've been having a lot of problems lately, you know?You should maybe get awayAnd like, maybe you should talk about it, you'll feel a lot better"And I go, "No it's okay, you know, I'll figure it outJust leave me alone, I'll figure it out, you know?I'm just working on myself"They go, "Well you know, if you want to talk about it, I'll be here, you knowAnd you'll probably feel a lot better if you talk about itSo why don't you talk about it?"I go, "No I don't want to, I'm okay, I'll figure it out myself"But they just keep bugging meThey just keep bugging me and it builds up insideSo you're gonna be institutionalizedYou'll come out brainwashed with bloodshot eyesYou won't have any sayThey'll brainwash you until you see their wayI'M NOT CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY! (INSTITUTION!)THEY STICK ME IN AN INSTITUTIONAND SAID IT WAS THE ONLY SOLUTIONTO GIVE ME THE NEEDED PROFESSIONAL HELPTO PROTECT FROM THE ENEMY, MYSELF!!
>>157862152my bengals too high
>>157862173that song is about captain beefheart btw
>>157862152Broncos mentioned!
>my niners looking phenomenal, albeit against the tired rams and dolphins >can't get excited because there's 15 weeks of football left>already lost multiple players for long periods of time>I know it's not gonna get any betterPain.
>>157862154I don't care sorry.
>my tfw when that when 4th quarter just started
>>157862001what happened to EDP after he went full pedo?
>>157862152Never mind that shit this is the REAL thing that matters Jets currently have the Colts 2nd pick.
>>157862203
>>157862199And Al-Shaair does
>>157862199Yeah we know
>my when a N I G G E R just spoke tfw
Based Mahomes! Slayer of whitoids!
McDonalds forgot one of my McChickens
>>157862221>>157862202dont look at me like that
>>157862221>when he puts it in
>>157862214>>157862218That will be $12,000 payable to the Robert Kraft Foundation for IDF Explosives, thank you for your contribution.
>>157862229>mfw when anon attempts to stop the rape
>>157862196My hot take a month ago was they win the west.
>>157862152excellent jesterbait
Top 10 Teams:1. Seahawks2. Bills3. 49ers4. Rams5. Ravens6. Chiefs7. Bengals8. Broncos9. Jaguars10. Lions
>>157862228kek
Wtf
>>157862140Ok well you can think what's happening is not a genocide and/or doesn't matter or whatever, but a young girl did die, and he's showing support for her family with a small gesture. That's not performative nor is it nonsense.
>>1578622621. Seahawks2. Bills3. 49ers4. Chiefs5. Rams6. Bengals7. Eagles8. Ravens9. Broncos10. Jaguars
Would you smell Sydney Sweeney's ass?
>>157862228I would be fucking livid
>>157862221
>>157862269yummy ice cream
Raiders look like a team ready for a first overall QB to take over. Why isn't shitblowza starting??
>>157862103>20 gamesThe Titans or Browns or any of the basement dwellers could legitimately be Super Bowl winners just by being last healthy team standing, lmao
>>157862276It's both and his team is 0-2 because they're more concerned with things that aren't even in the same hemisphere, letalone football.
>>157862279Probably, just to say I did.
>>157862196Just enjoying the ride. We really need to trade for a DT because we can't stop the run.
>>157862269OH NO NO PATTI THAT ISN'T ICE CR-
>>157862305PATTY NO!!!!!
>>157862294I don't think that's true. I don't think you believe it's true either.
>>157862262>my team is not Yotsuba approved
>>157862294It’s neither. Sure seems like you care quite a lot
>>157862269Did it have nuts?
>>157862262>Ravens at 5 after Lamar Subson slings a Deathwitch to seal the game against the fucking slimy lowly SaintsYou are mentally retarded
>>157862279The obsession with her is kind of silly. She's hot, but white girls with big tits are a dime a dozen.
My team is mediocre shit again this year
>>157862279Her routine is getting old. Like yeah, we get it, you're a slut, now get off my tv screen
>>157862329the hate is even more silly
>>157862312>>157862316Toxins have not won a game, Toxins players have made a gay fuss about a situation that has existed unchanged for almost 70 years on another continent. Both of these things are true.>actually you care a lotOkay but if I do it's on the side of the genocide to get it over with already I'm sick of hearing about it during football because 0-2 loser franchises need something to get headlines.
>>157862337Shouldn’t you be stretching your hammy, Caleb?
>>157862342>I don’t care>okay I do but Give it a rest, retard
>>157862299Depending on how the season goes, I can see them making a move in a few weeks to get Vita Vea off the Bucs. Granted they'd be renting him just for the remainder of the season unless they extend him.
>>157862334My team is slightly above average and could make a wildcard
What does Sirianni do?
>>157862365Win
>year 5 of people doubting the Sirianni Eagles because they play down to their opponent and win close games over bad teamsThe year they blew the fuck out of the Chiefs in the owl they>lost to the falcons>lost to the bucs>beat the browns by 4>beat the jags by 5>beat the panthers by 6
>>157862365Worst super bowl winning coach of all time.
Which team will he be coaching next year? Jets or Bucs i'd say.
>>157862365>offense is good/bad it's because of the coordinators>defense is good/bad it's because of the coordinators >win or lose is dependent on how good their coordinators areI honestly don't know.
>>157862329she has a fantastic marketing team, building a career out of more or less nothing
>>157862374God that panthers game was nearly unwatchable. Hard to believe they became so dominant
100% prepared for a Divisional or AFCCG loss.
>>157862342>a player writing a name on hist eye-black is the distraction that caused them to lose their gamesYou don't actually believe this, you're just trying to troll.
>>157862349I don't care about foreigners dyingI do care football players inform me of itI resent this lifted from reddit argument entirely
>>157862001Burrs bros... not like this
>>157862380Bears DC
Calebros....he's reposting videos on instagram to defend himself....he's letting it get to his head
>>157862395>Flores knocked out da Bears top 2 QBswew lad that was a dogshit home opener
>>157862380The owners (slavemasters) won't allow it. They have to keep a black man down because he honorably exposed the Dolphins tanking
There’s nothing wrong with making love to another man.
>>157862404Gay
>>157862397I hope he's good to go so he can get injured again for a Part 2 the raised fist meme is already elite slander material
>>157862389Same thing as Gayleb's nails, Kapernog's kneeling, Vick's dogs, Puka's cannibalism tbqh, just don't like 'em!
>>157862397He called Portnoy a jew. He's probably posting here too.
>>157862409Buy an ad
>>157862404Bolt up, btw.
>>157862416an ad for what?
>>157862397He's such a fucking queen, he can't go bust soon enough.
>>157862380>black man who isn't a DEI hireMinnesota would be retarded to let him go
>>157862279yes, if it's part of a package of things we're doingif that's it, no
>>157862412any dispute that doofus Portnoy gets in, you can comfortably assume the other side is correct.
>>157862412Watching this fag melt down during the owl was great
For me it's the Eagles and the tender yet firm touch of another man.
>>157862380>>157862423They should honestly pay him more than KOC.
>>157862412>DEI bottom buck doesn't realize the one group you can't criticize CALEB NO
>>157862388>bills September champions yet again Every God damn year with this team.
>>157862412Call out Drake Maye you fucking faggot Portgoy
>>157862392You are just a jew playing sides and trying to cast this as a more general principled argument, but failing
>>157862395They still haven't ruled out Caleb playing
Will the injury hurt calebs ability to scramble and run long term?
>>157862439From cart to start in one week
>>157862437Third world brain is bad for football anon, you don't have to be tricked into having 3rd world brain.
>Jets be Jets>Giants disappoint>Bills are hyped to be the ultimate contenders until they disappoint in the playoffs againIt's the same fucking script for the New York teams for the past 5 plus years
So how is it that just three to four additions to the defense change things so much for the Bengals? Shit seems to have completely flipped.
>>157862441He'll probably get cramps if he for some reason gets down on all fours with his ass up.
>>157862446Why you type like retard
>>157862448they didn't look that good
>>157862448dlaw is just that good
>>157862451i would think doing the thrusting would be harder on your legs than taking it. good that caleb is oriented the way he is
>Raidturds actually think they have a good team
>>157862437Based>>15786244610 shekels was deposited int you IDF account
>>157862446Being a typical neurotic jew but also too dumb to properly deflect must be hell on earth
>>157862448>>157862461Every team with an active 2025 Seahawk is 2-0
BEARS STILL SUCK
>>157862465This but the Viqueens
>>157862465they also think they have a good backup QB LOL
>>157862474Who did the Niners and Vikings get?
>>157862374Every game that season was close except the NFCCG and SB, pretty funny.
>>157862487I didn't say only
>>157862484why were Willis and Ward even on the mountain
>>157862487all squares are rectangles but not all rectangles are squares anon
>>157862484I'll never be able to hate him as a Packturds fan but why the fuck is A-Rod still in the league
>>157862491The more you explain English to jeets the better they'll be able to conceal themselves.
I do think it's interesting how many sons of coaches turn out to be pretty good coaches themselves. Shanahan, Kubiak, even Schottenheimer in Dallas isn't that bad. Is coaching genetic?
>>157862494Mountains don't just float in the air, retard. They need a base, a foot, real life isn't some gay ass anime.
>>157862501Good advice actually.
>Gayleb higher than Lock on the mountainLOL
>>157862511Real life is going to be sword art online by 2035
>>157862511then how are they off the mountain now??? did we discover the technology?
>>157862501Not with their 70 digit IQ
>>157862500I doubt he finishes this season because the Steelers aren't scratching out a winning record this year.
>>157862511trvke
>>157862519Explosives and heavy machinery are cutting edge tech to 3rd worlders like you.
>>157862503They have an immense privilege over others. They get easy access to the coaching pipeline, and grow up watching their dads with a front row seat. They get assistant jobs by virtue of existence, so they have a head start by a mile over others. Of course nothing guarantees they'll be good, they're just practically guaranteed every opportunity imaginable.
>>157862409good for bryce
>>157862518.hack//Sign, zoomer
>>157862531they exploded the bottom of the mountain with tanks and it started floating like in Minecraft? woah
>>157862515GODleb went to war in the rain against Brian Flores' schizo terrorist scheme. Poo Cock just has to pass the ball to JSN.
>>157862479Kangz defense is elite learn the game
>>157862503Coaches have to ingest an absurd amount of football info. Being the son of a coach allows you to start that early. You have 4 star college recruits in skill positions that can barely review footage, a coach's kid was born in the tape, molded by it.
>>157862535nothing wrong with using the advantages that you get
>>157862465Hope you remember your post when they go 9-8, barely make the playoffs, then get a lucky win against another fraud AFC team.
>>157862557I probably won't remember at all. I don't care about the Raiders that much.
Allen's Alpine is back baby
>>157862557dayumraiduh stacies look like that?!?
>>157862540He also beat the the team that made it to the owl
>>157862567Buy an ad
>>157862567Lock is a top 5 QB right now going by raw numbers
>>157862567>lameme on the same tier as purdy kekw
>>157862548counterpoint: qb is kyler murray
>>157862572Drake Maye has been mindbroken ever since last year's playoffs began. He's basically playing for the other team.
>>157862567Bryce should be on Tier 3 what the fuck he's better than Lamar, Trevor, Goff, Maye
>>157862579Better than what they had last year and they went 9-8. If he plays average the easily win that division.
>>157862567Staffy baby!
>>157862577>>157862567Lock's Peak next week
>>157862579I thought he was literally ded after that hit
>>157862580They just blew out the Stoolers though. He just sucks against elite defenses which wont help him in the playoffs
>The stillers are the second greatest Seethe Creators in Football history>green gay is third>the gnats are fourthAlso pretty crazy how even brady gets mogged by the insanely hated yankees
>>157862567If Purdy keeps getting better you'll have a Iowa State guy dominating the league. Pure madness.
>>157862567what does the color coding mean?kosher ranking?
>>157862593>They just blew out the Stoolers thoughThe Schedule blew out a shit team (20-3, 0 TDs and an interception lol)? aint no way
>>157862602green up from last weekred down from last week>>157862596why are the baseball cardinals so high
>caleb makes fun of a jew>suddenly his and the bears power rankings plummet
>>157862586Lions will destroy the Queens twice this year>d-detoilet!!Not an argument
My Rams :)
>>157862412I fear Caleb is about to get a call from the ADL
>>157862610because it weighs how popular the sport was with america versus the census data and i assume the tardinals were good in the plumberswing days>cards have won 11 world series>half of them were pre nuclear bomb
>>157862623:)
>>157862626>join me caleb, we all touch the wall down here
>>157862623>>157862630preparing to migrate from pacoswing with the upcoming lockout & cap senors?
>>157862567
>>157862567>MariotaI had no idea he was still at it and even running through all the teams in my head based on the QBs in the photo I am unsure what team he's on. I'm gonna go Dolphins since I don't see Willis and assume he got a memeQB injury like half the league already has
>>157862425If sports had a Laura Loomer equivalent he would be that
Jaxson Fart status?
>>157862623>>157862630Other than Davante there's nothing positive you should take from last night.
Can we make a fantasy team out of entirely jewhaters?We've got two QBs (Rodgers and Caleb) and puka
>>157862555Oh I don't think there's anything wrong with it. The guy was saying that it's interesting how many coach's sons turn out to be good coaches themselves. And that was just one explanation as to why. If were a coach and my son wanted to coach I'd give him every opportunity I could.
>>157862567Why is Kyler Murray on the list and in green when Carson Wentz has them 2-0
ACK-son Shart lol
>>157862641He's been on the Commies for 3 years now anon.
imagine if your star player turned into a pickle, wouldnt that be silly? im laughing just thinking about it haha
>>157862262The Saints are inarguably better than 40% of these teams>RATBIRDS>bungles>jasg>loins
NFC North is ass
>>157862658it's kind of funny that washington relies on guys that can't take contact in any real volume
>>157862657
Caleb gained respect from me by finally bulking up only to instantly lose it by acting like a little bitch over an ouchie
>>157862656Half black privilege. Nick Wright has a mutt child and a black "my wife's son". He wishes he was black so bad.
>>157862655It makes the self made guys all the more interesting.
>>157862666Not the Bengals the others yeah
Ya hear so much about dude modern sports medicine muh training muh technology but all these niggas nowadays are made of glass
>>157862665Imagine pickle Bo haha
>>157862649You are right in a way but it doesn’t matter. Rams play beautifully when they actually want to that even when they miss the mark it’s still damn good entertainment.
>>157862666I wouldn't put my Saints top 10 yet. I want to see them play well for a longer stretch of time.
>>157862656Guys above Kyler sucked ass and got pushed below him.
>>157862671It wasn't even contact this time!
>>157862665Yeah heh that would be crazy.
It's Jameis Winston time
Everybody is ranking the Chiefs in their top 5 and saying "Chiefs are back" and projecting us to win our division
>TWO NFC East quarterbacks go down in one weekAt this rate either the Cowboys or the Eagles are going to lose their quarterback too, and whoever still has a healthy starting QB will win the division by default.
Are the Bucs broken?
>>157862380My HC
>>157862685Smith muffed another punt didn't he? It's not good....
>>157862649Rams O-line looked good against the Giants pass rush. I won't put too much stock in their rushing yards cause that defense was tired by the end of the game.
>>157862692Unless the Colts are pretty fucking good, your defense is weak and it'll lose you a game in the playoffs.
>>157862688>Jayden gets injured against the Seahawks right after he got back from injury last season>Jayden gets injured the week before they play the SeahawksCoincidence? Yeah probably
>>157862702Okay that's true but also they were excellent last year.
>>157862693unless the o-line gets better it's gonna be jalen
>>157862688i'll be watching the draft to see which fragile fast twitch qb you get to fill the bench
>>157862693And yet still not the worst division
The bussy block
need someone to spread my bussy wide open
>>157862692They are indeedThey are indeed
>>157862693Plot twist: BOTH the Cowboys AND the Eagles lose their starting quarterbacks, and the whole division becomes a cripple fight of various backup QBs.
