Knee surgery edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157867315
>>157876770>Knee surgery editionThink about YOU having any sort of knee interventionThe dread, the trauma, the recovery... And then back to your office job or to your neetdom, to post on 4chin and masturbate. Its still daunting, its still a massive ordeal for the body and we all know its very easy not to EVER go back to the pre injury formNOW imagine that while you are competing on "push 150kg niggas" sport and you are expected to perform at the very peak of said sportI hope Hoshoryu comes back as a force to be reckon with, i find him a very enjoyable and interesting wrestler but.... i dislocated my shoulder 2 years ago, just need it to be reset and wear a sling for a bit and i still bitch about it, can't imagine what these people go through (wakatakakage and his fasciotomy comes to mind).Good luck horse
>Onosato, the other yokozuna, is making a proper return and getting a yushoThe pressure and expectation on Hosh is going to be immense whenever he comes back
>>157876812Any less wins than 12 and people will genuinely be telling him to fuck off.
some of these guys are just letting the other guy win
>>157876805>>Knee surgery edition>Think about YOU having any sort of knee intervention>The dread, the trauma, the recovery... And then back to your office job or to your neetdom, to post on 4chin and masturbate. Its still daunting, its still a massive ordeal for the body and we all know its very easy not to EVER go back to the pre injury form>NOW imagine that while you are competing on "push 150kg niggas" sport and you are expected to perform at the very peak of said sport>I hope Hoshoryu comes back as a force to be reckon with, i find him a very enjoyable and interesting wrestler but.... i dislocated my shoulder 2 years ago, just need it to be reset and wear a sling for a bit and i still bitch about it, can't imagine what these people go through (wakatakakage and his fasciotomy comes to mind).>Good luck horseNo surgery editionThink about YOU having any sort of shoulder intervention. The dread, the trauma, the recovery... And then back to your office job or to your neetdom, to post on 4chin and masturbate. Its still daunting, its still a massive ordeal for the body and we all know its very easy not to EVER go back to the pre injury formNOW imagine that while you are competing on "push 150kg niggas" sport and you are expected to perform at the very peak of said sportI hope Onosato comes back as a force to be reckon with, i find him a very enjoyable and interesting wrestler but.... i dislocated my shoulder 2 years ago, just need it to be reset and wear a sling for a bit and i still bitch about it, can't imagine what these people go through (hoshoryu and his MCL comes to mind).Good luck Onosato
Here's how Dan can still win
Who is this wrestler?!
>>157876855>everybody rags on him, the jsa, and his oyakata >please onosato take a break and heal>he proceeds to literally heal on the dohjo>back to pushing ppl to the second row (and backjumpCrazy shit Onosato
ol' Manson Lamps
How many wins Tomato needs this basho to have chance at Ozeki?
>>15787691512. Failing that, he needs 21 combined between this basho and November.
>>157876915He needed 12 but can't get more than 11 now, so he can't be Ozeki next basho. If he won out from here on out he would be in very good shape to try to become Ozeki with the new year
>>157876897
>>157876942the yamato damashii...sugoi...
>>157876934>He needed 12 but can't get more than 11 now, so he can't be Ozeki next basho.What a kick in the nuts. Just about to maybe clinch Ozeki and then the yokozuna stops being injured enough to suck and you just get stomped.
>>157876953I think we've had more than enough Ozekis sneak through because the Yokozunas weren't doing their job, thank you very much.
I'm swimming over to australia
>>157876972Me at Christmas dinner when the pigs in blankets get brought out.
>>157876972me rifling through the trash in my bedroom when I was a child looking for my gameboy
>>157876981Me at Christmas >>157876972(I'm still swimming over to australia)
>>157877048
>>157876853Isn't that cheating? Surely that would never happen.
>>157877054Better late than never, Suomi.
>>157877058Hoshoryu would never wait until his Kirishima match to go kyujo to try and help Kirishima's Yokozuna bid.
>check juryo banzuke>kayo 10-2>look inside>5 pulling kimarite + a katasukashi and tottariWhen will they learn?
>>157877446>When will they learn?Makuuchi. Hatakikomi artists are the Juryo gatekeepers.Tohakuryu, Kayo, Tomokaze, Tamashoho, Tochitaikai, etc.
>>157877477>TohakuryuJuryo back slapper
What are they going to do with Asanoyama if he keeps winning? He hasn't faced any ozeki or Onosato and they all still have to fight each other.
>>157877593Fujinokawa and Churanoumi, likely.
>>157877593Do the Ozeki have to fight each other no matter what? No reason not to send Kirishima to battle with some lower division guys.
>>157877593Very low chance it matters because 'sato is gonna walk this one out and big man 'tami is likely to do the same to 'yama
>>157877656'ou 'ound 'ike a 'ucking 'etard.
>>157877627Pretty much, yeah.
>>157877684Now that's just 'ncalled for
Kirishima Kadoban inbound
>Takanosho heard a popping noise from his left footohnonono
>>157877966Gave him the old Kirishima burn.
has someone ever pulled this off in sumo?
>>157877974Yamato has suplexed a couple of fatsos in his time.
>>157877974There's multiple categories of throwing techniques, but in sumo you need to be careful you don't touch the ground first. Body drop techniques tend to be far less common than throw downs for that reason.
>>157877974Much better to do that from the top.
>>157877974Or, if you're going to lift him, might as well just drop him in front of you.
>>157877979>>157878016>>157878025>>157878034ThanksSumo is so fucking cool
>>157878001Sigh...
>>157878064natto should add hinkaku meter
>>157878059Or just carry him out.
>>157878070Already a feature for us members
>>157878016Body drop techniques are reserved for space wizards only
Close
>>157878034Jesus
Tiny one.
>>157878093Takayasubros...
>>157878093Are space wizards required to wear pink?
>>157878143Ura exists to make Takayasu's life miserable, and Takayasu exists to occasionally explode Ura's knees. It's a symbiotic relationship.
Daily reminder that Midnight sumo is a faggot
>>157878146Ura desperate for that armpitussy.
>>157877974Example of why you don't want to try a suplex.
>>157878034
>>157878250Literally me
>>157878271Put the pierogis down, Wojciech.
>>157878341It's pizza day today
>>157878269Nice one.
>>157878250>々Rare shikona kanji, neat.
>>157878361Pierogi on pizza or pizza-pierogi?
>>157878381That's just a repeater mark.
why are women even attending sumo when half the time this is what they do when rikishi fall down...
>>157878486>why are women even attending sumo
>>157878431I know. And stop calling me Mark.
>>157878034>157878269>>157878269They should have a quick release on the front of their mawashi like a Batman gadget, just to escape this.
>>157878486
Dan will never be yokozuna.
>Mom, look! I posted it again!
If Onosato truly is back on form then nobody's roping or even making Ozeki for a while. Hard to make Ozeki when you start each basho with a default loss.
I hope we get at least a few tournaments with Fujinokawa in the sanyaku.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC_StAlqqg8
>>157878632Once Ura (PBUH) retires his entire fanclub will land on Fuji's doorstop if he keeps this up. Easily the most entertaining wrestler this basho.
It's interesting how in their first matchup >>157878660 Fujinokawa got in close and controlled Onosato with the nodowa, then in their next match >>157878656 Onosato pushed him away to avoid that situation so Fujinokawa was able to come back in nice and low and eventually get control of his arm.
>Kisenosato will declare that this yusho means he handled Onosato's injury well
onosato will lose every remaining bout
>>157878759Neither match is interesting because that's an injured Onosato. Nothing in those clips means anything, you saw how 'sato bounced him out casually this basho now that his shoulder is better. Expect more of that.
>>157878774yeah he just absorbed atami's tachiai like it was nothing
I heard Dan's shikona upon roping will be 白い王様
>>157879184More like 白希望
More like 魚国
Imagine the terror Onosato is experiencing knowing that he has to face Dan on senshuraku and knowing what happened to him last time he had to take on Dan
Onosato is legitimately yokozuna tier, HorseSHITryu is not
>>157879034I saw how Atamifuji took the first step forward after the tachiai.
>>157879406Onosato-sama... I kneel. I'll never call you Onosharto again...
>>157878034Every time I see this, I'm surprised the guy doesn't break anything
>horseshit tards saying onosato henka'dlmao
There are no horseshit tards in existence
OnoYAWNo can only walk forward and back, no style. 0/10.
>>157878558Chadonofuji
>>157879487If Onosato ever henka'd the shockwave would take out half the front row.
>>157876770>AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALLLLLLLL!>MY EMPIRE OF DIRT!!!!!!!!
>>157879801
>>157877966>The sound of his head impacting the dohyo.Painful.
>>157879837If you were to ask him how it felt, he Meisei it hurt.
Dan glazers stay mad
>>157879867iswydt
>>157879372>Dan won>Picture of Dan losingThe state of the Danfag
>>157879996Oh look it's this bait again.
>>157879438I will once he loses 3 times in a row now
>>157879184More like 黒人愛
>>157880039It evens out because in one of his yuusho runs he was gifted a win after grabbing topknot
>>157880191It must've been so cathartic for Gonoyama to kick him in the balls.
>>157878761I wouldn't mind if he gets the basho BUT I want playoffs at the very least
>>157880598Fuck that I want Total Rikishi Death.
Dan yusho is objectively the most exciting setup for the next tournament
>>157880940Hosh Yusho is the most exciting set-up for the next basho, if he participates. Either get Yusho or get a recommendation
>>157880940No we need less yokozunas
Reminder that Kirishima's latest yusho didn't get to play the YUUUSSSHHHOOOOOO soundbite because he got enough wins on day 13 but we didn't know until later. So it was a fucking lame yusho.
>>157881140
>>157881279kek
He needs to get his shit together if he wishes to become ozeki
>>157881624I wonder if he actually needs to drop a few kilos. There's got to be a point at which the extra weight is more of a hindrance than an advantage.
>Dan being recommended for promotion and horse being recommended to retire at the same YDC meeting following the Kyushu bashopost yfw this happened
>>157881670Onosato is at the ideal weight imo
>>157881694He's tall, so he doesn't have to put on as much fat to maintain a weight advantage.
>>157881685
>>157881670I don't think weight is the issue
Who's the tallest guy in makuuchi right now?
>>157881946Toshinofuji/Kinbozan, 195 cm. Tenshoyama in makushita might be the tallest rikishi on the banzuke while being197 cm
Takanosho looks so tired. I did not realize the curse I was inviting upon myself when I became a fan all those years ago.
>>157881670Is this a joke? He's only risen in rank since putting on his last 20kg.
>>157881946Dan is the biggest man in sumo
>>157882138Reports say he heard a popping noise from his left foot in today's fight. He was limping on it.
kiriSHITma's best case scenario is now 8 losses. losing tonight and losing to Dan are foregone conclusions
>>157882167That bodes poorly. I almost want him to retire to end our collective suffering.
>Kirishima tomorrow
>>157882297
>>157881670I think hes in a peak weight for his body and muscle mass. In the world of Onosato and guys like Dan its easy to forget that Atami has always been more of the grinder at the top of the banzuke then a shooting star like those two.
>>157882694yeah he's basically just now figuring out how to wrestle. it's not like his weight changed that much over the past couple years
>>157881670depends on the individual rikishi's style of sumo imo. the heavier you are the less dynamic you are, but if you're gonna stick to being an unmovable tank/bulldozer type rikishi, the weight is gonna help you. how long he will stay healthy with that extra body mass is another topic of course. but i still wonder if atamifuji would have fared better today in his fight against onosato if he were just 10 - 20kg lighter.
>>157882890Atamifuji's problem yesterday was really good hand fighting by Onosato to prevent him from grabbing his belt while getting a right hand grip, at which point he easily pulled Atamifuji down.
>Hosh sits out>We have a relatively normal bashoI'm noticing.
>>157878250What is the japanese term for this "fuck this shit i'm going to get lunch" kimarite?
>>157878127>starving african child vs. cornfed american boy
Niggatame bros the monkeypox got us this time but we are safe in juryo with the chance of securing a kk. Zuna run starts next basho.
>>157876965>more than enoughWho, Kirishima? Sure I agree with that. But Kotozakura was legitimately a beast back when he got promoted. Aonishiki was consistently getting double digit wins before getting injured.Both are ozeki material.
>>157885436Don't be absurd. Kirishima is solid when he's healthy. He's won more bouts than any other Makuuchi rikishi this past year.
4-3 for Neville-zeki.
How does a guy who went 0-6 in maezumo enter the sport? Do they just allow anyone in?
Thinking of Tochinoshin ...
>>157885908Simple: it's not a sport. It's a social welfare program with an athletic component. If you meet the entrance qualifications, and there's a stable that's willing to take you in, you're a rikishi.
>>157885936>Simple: it's not a sport.
>>157885908stables need toilet cleaners
>>157886058Not all sumo is Ozumo.
>>157885908Maezumo is just there to help them decide where to put you in jonokuchi. There's no meaning to it otherwise.
Josh fucking won.
Mongolia yusho.Imagine if one day we get Hoshoryu vs Joshoyu.
damn koga is so fucking shit
3-4
So why did the JSA come down hard on Hakuho when they gave Terunofuji a slap on the wrist for a similar infraction?
>>157887099Because it wasn't similar at all.
>>157887099They were jealous of the GOAT
>>157887099Because Hakuho wanted to let women in the dohyo. Hakkaku is the hero we need.
wtf is his problem?
takanosho out
>>157887099Hakuho>lets a wrestler run amok for a year; tries to sweep it under the rugTeru>punches a wrestler who was acting like a shithead, immediately reported itsimple as
>>157886837Do you think Koga believes any of the shit he says about getting better or does he know he's a 20 year career jonidan and just says what he thinks the camera wants to hear
>Kotozakura kyujo at 8 winsnot surprised
>>157888100>Kotozakura kyujoFor real? No Dan bout today? That sucks
>>157888100>That anon wasn't lying about putting all the Koto in his death note
>find new no commentary channel since my usual channel keeps getting hit by copyright>guy running the channel adds a shitty AI commentator
>>157888222another victim of midnight's discord scheduling mass reports of everyone else
>>157888100So he can get knee surgery, right?...Right?
>>157888222VPN + ABEMA
>>157888236I can't wait for the day that nigga gets his
>>157879406Damn I thought mask lady was cute before but I hadn't noticed her tits were THAT big
Apparently some guy whistled after Takayasu won yesterday and people got pissed, there's an article with almost 500 comments on it today lol https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/68e6e1ee077e33b7c005ac03d9e61efda0f775c4
>>157888318>her
>>157888326the second comment is blaming gaijins lol
>>157886511We never got Asanoyama Vs Asonoyama
Can somebody just fucking beat Onosato already so Dan and Onosato's bout on the final day can be for a playoff?
>>157888349it's more likely to be dirty southern nihonjins because they love their finger whistles
>>157888326Based. Ban the faggot for life.
>>157888349As an american I don't understand the rest of the worlds obsession with whistling, boo like a normal person or use your hands to clap.
Shiroma looks like a cross between Okaryu and Yoshinofuji.
Niggazuchido 6-1 finish in Makushita, nice.
>>157888617Cool it with the racism
>Mita 5-2That'll do I guess.
>>157888222kappasumo has been the one growing the most this basho after queenbee went down. not having bad music helps.
>>157888706Shut up faggot.
Kotoshoho gets zero applause.
ABSOLUTELY FRIGID BUKKAKE
holy shit nabatame fucked up kagayaki
Nagatame bopped him.
Ice cold blood bukkake
Blood bukkake style.Meatball can still win!
I hope that wasn't a bad knee injury for him. He looked fine after the match.
i kneel
Been a while since we've seen somebody get busted open like that.
That was a jikan-mae, in case you missed it (I almost did)
>>157889023oh shit you right
>>157888009Tak a no show
Awww man. That sucks Kayo had him like 4 different times there.
Took everything that ball threw at him wow
Inami ms yusho
>>157889065He didn't stick to his own style of sumo, so it was not meant to be.
>>157889083no he absolutely did, the wild flailing slaps, the chaotic twirls and undulations of his flab, that was 100% kayo sumo. Like watching a grub flail when it senses a bird.
Holy shit trannytame bros I can't get enough of the gooner right hook, great win
Ryuden did nothing wrong
>>157889088gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes back...
I like the bright orange Arashifuji wears.
Back to chanko duty at this rate
Tamawashi is back, baby
How are the 9 promotions so much more recent than the 10s?
>>157889097Hoping he was just concussed or something and didn't fuck up his knee again. A yobidashi helped him off the dohyo.
what happened to shittyshitma?
Zak's up there, so he's wrestling today, right?
>>157889191I don't know why that guy said he's kyujo, there's no such news of that
Surely the technical Kirishima will not just run into the brick wall today
>>157889191Yes. The anon saying he was kyujo is retarded.
>takakeisho commentary Kino, he's so much better than most of the older guests.
>>157889194>I don't know why that guy said he's kyujoBecause /sumo/ has become much more schizo and shitposter oriented and people will make shit up for no reason.
If Onosato wins today do they give him the trophy today or wait until the end of day 15
>>157889238they wait
>>157889238they make him show up and wrestle anyway
>>157889235>Because the internet has become much more schizo and shitposter oriented and AI chatbots will hallucinate shit for no reason.
>>157889235People lie on the internet? No...this can't be...my world is crushed...
>>157889238He only has a 2 win lead, so even if he wins today there's still a chance that he loses tomorrow and Sunday (and one of the guys in second place doesn't lose a match between now and then) meaning that there'll be a playoff.It's unlikely, but it's possible.
>>157889238he still needs 2 more wins to secure the yusho
did murrray just say wakatakakage got injured again?
You can call him WakaOr you can call him TakaOr you can call him Wakatakakage
>>157889268wakaterumoto
cant wait for wakanosho to come backhopefully he's healthy
lol get fucked asahakuryu
Toshinofuji's on the way up, looks like a solid guy
he is NOT hakuho
JURYO SHODAI>JURYO SHODAIJURYO SHODAI>JURYO SHODAIJURYO SHODAI>JURYO SHODAI
>>157889263AnonWakatakakage is never competing again, periodthat shit aint happeninglet it go
>>157889315you shut your fucking whore mouth
shodai more like blogai
>>157889315He is. Next basho. You're wrong.
>>157889318>>157889322I hope im wrong, i think he is a fun wrestler to watch but acute compartment syndrome is no joke
goodbye monkey man, it's genuinely over
Oho's a big guy
That was such a sloppy match
>>157889330They must find one of us in Juryo, brother
>>157889333battle of the hopeless shitters, edge of my seat
/OURRETARD/
SHISHIIIIII
insane gameface by shishi
MARVEL!
Shishi looked more confused than usual at what Chiyoshoma was trying to do.
Chiyoshomo with the high risk kamikaze retard technique
Shishi can still KK
Night Routine of Sumo Wrestlershttps://youtu.be/tLDfdHcywWk
>>157889365The CPAP machine pranks must be wild
kazakh dream is dead
Three losses on the bounce for Kinbozo
>>157889384>haha I replaced the distilled water in his machine with hydrochloric acid!
member when we thought kinbozan was in the yusho race
>>157889403It was a bit of a stretch to consider him a real challenger.
For you lot he may be a Kinbozo, for the 20 million Kazakhs, he is a hero
>>157889412Borat must be proud
Torinaoshi
bonus sumo
Or not
Oh so now we care about who went airborne while still in the ring.
>>157889429retard
>>157889429Its actually whoever is on top except it isnt and its who starts flying last except it isnt and its whoever initiated the attack except it isnt and its who has better a better haircut.
Ura was going for his fucking ankles at the start
BRAVURA!
>>157889439>its who has better a better haircut.They pretend it's about tradition but this is actually why all rikishi are forced to have the same haircut.
>Onosato is 9-1 against KirishimaWell I guess he wins this basho.
Ura is 3-0 against Fujinokawa btw
>>157889449Fujinokawa does worse against wrestlers who are similar in height to him
Refs having a hard evening.
BODY SLAM
Ichi should've had that shit in the bag, he fumbled hard
goddamn
>>157889461Boohoo working 1 day a month
am i crazy, did he not slap the ring halfway through the match with both hands?
>>157889471i am crazy don't mind me
Gyoji doesn't have to commit hara-kiri today
>>157889471it was very close, i thought i saw it too
>>157889470ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they work 15 days every other monthin the offseason they give handjobs to the oyakatas...
crazy comebacks tonight
>>157889474Even with 3 consecutive mono-ii
So do we think Onosato has recovered from his injuries, or is he abusing pills?
>>157889491The dohyo healed him
>>157889491i don't think he's fully recovered but there's like 3-4 guys that 80% onosato would struggle with and they're all injured
>>157889491He finally mastered his dohyo-iri and the evil spirits are no longer troubling him.Just wait until you see how terrifying he becomes when he can execute it well!
>>157889491It was all in his head, and he seems to have gotten over whatever was giving him the yips.
>>157889491It would explain his weird loss against Takayasu.
If they buried a piece of bacon in the dohyo instead of squid, would that completely de-power Bozo?
>>157889491Aonishiki is going to wreck Onosato's other shoulder in this very basho.
>>157889513Allah avoids Japan because he's not a weeb.
cheeky little nodowa to throw Gonoyama off
How many 3 loss rikishi are there
>>1578895533
Futabros...
>>157889560would futas be allowed into the dohyo?
>>157889491I think hes just avoided aggravating it this basho so hes able to keep going. Hes definitely taken who knows how many cortisone shots along with the standard HGH and stuff, but unlike the last few times he seems to not have it bother him.
the ogre marches on
>>157889569Only if they don't get periods
retreating and attempting panic slapdowns, that's my sumo
>>157889589A failed henka into another failed henka into a succesful henka with my opponent falling due to a position thrown off balance by his own push. That's my style of sumo.
>>157889328Anyone got a better pic of this? Saw it on NHK too, but wasn't fast enough.
>>157889520That would be nice but mudslimes demand special treatment there too
>>157889491>weHave you ever thought of thinking by yourself or having own opinion retard.
>>157889589>>157889603seething danfaggot
Komusubi Churanoumi!
Lmao clear matta and still lost
lil nigga got too cocky
AonishikiSAVE GRAND SUMO
Onosato is motivated and got moves. Kirishima Kadoban inbound
>>157889605I saw a better pic in one of the previous threads. Not looking that shit up. It's a big ass scar.
>>157889630I believe
Sanyaku Churro
>>157889632Will check the archive then, thanks. Picture, thousand words and all that.
>>157889645Churronoumi...
>>157889645took him long enough. will he be the oldest shin sanyaku?
kwab
Atamifujis ozeki run in shambles at this rate
HE'S FAT
He almost left Atamifuji completely naked, what incredible strength.
WowAtamifuji got manhandledNow Dan is the only one who can mathematically challenge Ono
sex man marches on
Kirishima won't be welcomed back to Mongolia if he doesn't kill himself trying to stop Onosato.
Dan is the most japanese white man ever
asanoyama yusho incoming
any uchimuso believers?
>Here is how Atami can still get ozeki this year
Everyone unpause middy's stream, the protagonist is up
If Sato loses, Asanoyama could challenge for the yusho without fighting any Ozeki+ until day 15
>>157889678Kirishima has already surrendered his soul to the dark powers of the evil spirits...
SAVE GRAND SUMO DAN
No one cares bout jrpgs nigga!
Dan gets so fucking low on those crouches at the tachi-ai
Out skilled!!!Get fucked disgusting titty boys
>>157889689he cant win without a playoff where he would have to beat onosato so its fine
76th Yokozuna Aonishiki>The Ghost of Kiev>The Last Soldier of the Azov Battalion>The Tsar of the Mawashi>The Destroyer of Knees>Diamond Back>The K.K.K. (Kachi-Koshi Knight)>The Horse Whisperer>The Shoulder Collector>"The one who killed Kotozakura's lesbian partner">The Gazpacho Maker>The Hairdresser>The Shi on Shishi>The Believer (of Takayasu Yusho)>The Kurultai Choosen One>The Ozeki that was promised>Dan the Terrible>Genghis Dan>The Doom of Mongolia>Danmagne>Taiho Reincarnated>The True Great White Phoenix>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
WHITE MAN!
FUCKING EFFORTLESS
That's how you pull down
LIGHT WEIGHT BABY
Dam bros eating tonight!
I mean, Zak has to lose 3 days in a row now to preserve the 8-7, did anyone except him to actually put up a fight?
zACK
>Midorifuji does uchimuso>Dan does katasukashiBeautiful!
>>157889696you like that don't dont you
7-1 record against Zak lmao
>Zak vs Kiri on day 15>8-7 man vs broken manWHO WINS
Quad-tits in shambles
>>157889722And that one Kotozakura's win was a monoii by his own father to give him a win (needed to 8-7).
>>157889712Truly the salaryman ozeki
I sense an evil Kirishima arc, he's gonna henka. He has nothing to lose
I want Ono to just go 14-1, fuck the haters
>Kirishima winsThe basho becomes more interesting>Kirishima losesI get a funny 6-7 screencapvery tough choice here
blast him fatboy
the spirits told me this will be an easy big O win
>>157889735Onosato's got a big wingspan and he'd be at too much risk of getting grabbed if he tried a henka.
>Onosato is 10-1 against Kirishima
Sater stands such a good chance of beating the 12-3 curse, man.
what a scrub
LMAO
OH SHIT
A CURSE ON YOU
hahahahaha
exciting
KIRISHIMA REDEMPTION
doors open now
HBOLY
AHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>*throws zabuton*
holy shit
SON OF A BITCH HE DID IT
KIRI-SHIMAKIRI-SHIMAKIRI-SHIMA
MOM GET THE CAMERA IS ANOTHER 12-3 AONISHIKI YUSHO INCOMING!!!
just retire at this point
HOLY SHID :DDDDDD
KWAB
>>157889752Unlucky my brother
Surprise Asanoyama yusho would be pretty kino.
Dan is unironically going to win again isn't he...
OH NO SHARTO
aon12hki still alive
>white man is gonna do it again
JSA just sent a letter of recommendation to retire for Onosato after that shamefur dispray
>>157889751>0-2 in the last 2
Dan sabotaged Onosato's purifying salt, letting evil spirits into the dohyo...
Onocope-o
>>157889795he mixed it with a delicious blend of rosemary, turmeric, and cayenne pepperthat dastard
Why the fuck didn't you wrestle like this before, Kirishima
Kirishima is giving Dan his energy so he can make a spirit bomb
>>157889795there is no evil here. the winds of prosperity are simply blowing towards dans pure soul yet again.
Asanoyama, my king .. it is almost time..
>>157889795Impossible his toe is broken, preventing him from sneaking about
>>157889804And one singular dried bay leaf
ASANOYAMA YUSHOHOOKERS
Did Sumo win or lose today?
Dan's foot has been fine this whole time. He's had it wrapped to trick people into thinking he's so injured he couldn't possibly 12-3 two basho in a row.
>>157889823sumo wonevil spirits lost
11-4JY wouldn't be enough for a yokozuna promotion consideration, right?
>be Aonishiki>lose 3 bouts the first week so everyone thinks you're injured>people let their guard down>it's all part of the hinkaku (hinkaku + keikaku)>win the rest of the bouts without difficulty>hide Onosato's insulin and give Kirishima an overdose of anabolics>12-3 yusho is practically in the bagYou must swear allegiance to Tsar Aonishiki now, or else you will be persecuted during his reign as Yokozuna!
>>157889825the ukrainian trickster...
imagine how great it's gonna be when hoshoryu comes back healed and yushos and we've got two strong yokozuna again
NOW'S YOUR CHANCE, AONISHIKI
>>157889795Onosato is unironically so weak in the head that that matta got to him.
>>157889833I dont think there's anything Dan can do to get a zuna promotion this basho.
>>157889794now I want him to win vs Dan and become the solo yusho decider.
I hate it
>>157889848My bad I meant if he went 11-4 runnerup here and then 12-3 the next basho or whatever a yusho equivalent would be
>>157889847It looked funny, was that Kiri going to the side a little or did Onosato choose to throw his right arm forward and fuck it up.
>>157889856Asanoyama Yusho out of nowhere
>>157889833i spoke to hakkaku and told him that nothing short of a 13-2 would be accepted going forward he kinda grimaced and shuffled his feet so i grabbed him by the jowls and told him again and he agreed
Praying for Kotozakura to defeat Onosato tomorrow
Just want playoffs desu
>>157889866The best whores are already being shipped to the stable
>>157889873Anon... Zak is already at 8 wins. Hes capped out.
Asanoyama is fucking strong, Atami had barely any chance
>Aonishiki vs Kirishima tomorrow>
>>157889856So bottom heavy, I thought the Sanyaku was doing well
>>157889856where's shishi?
>>157889884which basho was this?
>>157889893trying to find his way out of the building
>>157889856
Aonishiki yusho still possible lol who would have thought. Kirishima fought like his life depended on it in that match.
>>157889899First Dan yusho where he defeated Hoshoryu in a playoff
>>157889905Kirishima did a great job on the Taichai, he sorta deflected Onosato to the side and sato never really got a strong position. Ive admittedly not been watching Sumo for long, only since January, so ive missed the peak Onosato. Even when he was 100% was he good at prolonged matches? He seems like he doesn't look comfortable at all the longer a match goes on.
Onosato vs Dan on the final day?
>>157889995clownkino incoming
is it even possible for us to have Onosharto-Asanoyama match without play-offs?
I like to give it my all.
>>157890210How many days at a time?
>>157890210I like to apply my own brand of sumo
So close
Onosato was thinking about yusho, thats why he lost
>>157891479could be nirvana album art
>>157889856was kind of hoping for an Onosato v. Fujinokawa play-off.
Midnight sisters and Queenbee bros...IT'S OVER
>>157892149What's over? Abema finally decided to stop the western pigs milking their stuff?
>that faggot midnightsumo finally bannedthank godit's probably temporary but he's gonna miss out on the final day subs/donations. some good karma for all the times he banned someone for not breathing respectfully for glorious nippon
>>157889810>>157889816There wont be one bar girl in Tokyo who is safe if Asanoyama yushos.
It would be an omen but i'm not sure of what.
>>157892149>>157892262As much as I want to point, laugh, and say "good", I did enjoy him (somewhat) curating the commercials and the like, putting at least the minimum effort into an entertaining stream. He's also good at explaining the terms and whatnot, which was nice to hear while learning how this all worked. Outside of that he was such an insufferable faggot however, and I couldn't stand his "I'm toootally not a cat wink wink" followed by us having to hear about his fucking doordash orders. Not to mention anytime anybody stepped out of line he wanted to feel powerful, and spent more time peacocking around about how it's his stream, often times sperging and talking over entire matches. I would enjoy watching Leo more if he could take ten seconds to mix his sound properly, especially when that loud fucking euro comes on. There's just no winning here.
>>157892393Niggatame bros the gooner arm was on full display against teriyaki but he came up a little gimpy. Hopefully his knee is ok.
>>157887846check height
>>157892393That's the biggest part though, any actual informational thing you can learn from his stream is drowned out by his high horsing and arbitrary rules he uses to make his fat fuck doordash ass feel better. The worst part is when any wrestler gets injured and he cuts the feed to "respect" them and bans anybody questioning it. Meanwhile the actual abema feed shows the injuries clear as day so it's hilariously embarrassing virtue signaling when not even GLORIOUS NIPPON cares about that shitThere's no winning since twitch doesn't really permaban anymore but I'm sleeping well knowing midnight losing income as he doordashes his 3rd sandwich of the day
>>157892555You should actually kill yourself
>>157892580>t. tier 3 midnight subit's okay loser there are other ways to watch
>>157892607>celebrating a streamer with thousands of viewers getting wrongly suspended >calling someone else a loser.Get on with the killing yourself already
>>157891479>>157891694
>>157892628>zoomie actually gives a single fuck about streamers and their feelingsyeah you're a loser, maybe even a faggot
>>157888764>kappaLower division commentators are fine, their upper division team sucks ass tho. The guy with the speech impediment is way to into himself and doesn't know shit about shit. It's painful. Obligatory: still better than middy and his tranny army tho
>>157892628Midnight is a faggy leaf who deserves the worst. He banned me for mentioning takatoriki.
>>157889905Kirishima's trying not to go kadoban, and apparently if he has to go through Onosato to do it, he will.
>>157892829>takatoriki
>>157892628imaging defending midfag, holy retard
I hope you're all ready for Ol' Tom's triumphant return to the top division.I thought he was fucking finished lmao
>>157892794ya the commentary has mostly been ok until juryo/makuuchi, then I need to mute them. long winded bad opinions, begging for subs, and too many people talking at once.i miss datadude. bare minimum commentary and no begging for money. best stream we ever had. rip in peace
On our way to a sixth 12-3 Y in a row.
>>157892631I like it
>teleports behind you
>>157892262So who actually is still up and running? And no i cant use a VPN to watch abema.
>>157892555he surely did that gay shit today with kagayaki
>>157893200I was watching and he actually didn't cut away at all.
>>157892233Is there even a legit way to watch Sumo with english commentary live?
>>157893264NHK, but I think that's only for makuuchi.
I just got done watching today's matches and Churodanoumi - Fujinokawa bout was a prime example of what i mentioned in this >>157852505Fujinokawa's hands were never even close to the dohyo, i understand there is some leeway but fuck off, even Takakeisho called it on the japanese commentaryI get that at that point is also on the wrestler that has the hands down waiting, maybe if he reacts as it was a matta instead of engaging maybe the referee would call it, dunno, dont careSeems dirty as fuck, not honorabru
>>157893139Avoidingthehenka on YT and kick
>>157893440Hopefully they survive.
>>157892631>Kadoban>Neveryokozuna
>>157889856Clown Basho status?
>>1578935400/10
>>157893440Thanks, boss
>>157892628Buy an ad next time, midnight
>>157893540If Onosato loses to Zak (he won't), it will officially be a clown basho.
>>157893681I hope he loses next 2 bouts and we get like 5 man maximum clows 11-4 playoff
>>157893220He went on a big diatribe about banning anyone who clipped it
If anything cutting away from injuries is disrespectful. These guys do what they do in the full knowledge that these sorts of things can happen to them, show that some respect.
>>157893440He would be golden if he wasn't putting meme faces from moment to moment
>>157893776If anything kagayaki probably thinks he looks cool with that picture of his bloody face
>>157893200>>157892555why dont you fags just mass report him then lmao
>Onosato loses to Dan AND Zak>Asanoyama yusho because Dan loses to Kirishima You rike?
>>157893776Sumo culture is all about looking tough anyway. Not taking somebody's help getting up, competing with a million wraps and bandages etc. But oh no a guy might have gotten a bad ankle because he willingly entered a competition where you try to take out 500 pound fat guys all day, better cut the videomidnight is such a fucking faggot
>>157894077No, because Asanoyama will lose to my boy Fujinokawa.
>>157893776I dont know if it was midnight trying to cope or not (And in hindsight of today its funny) But he said another reason for the injury stuff is trying to not get Twitch mad at him for showing injuries and having pages of clips of people getting legs broken and stuff. I think he knew he was skating close to the sun with how many viewers he had every night, so i believe he was trying to be extra cautious even if it was frustrating to watch.
>>157894183doesn't matter if he had any reasons other than twitch restrictions. twitch does ban you for showing injuries.if any of the retards in this thread had that many trannies donating to them, they would also censor that shit.
>>157894183Should stream on a less homosexual platform then
>>157894445Said it before and I'll say it again, Nabatame is the guy I'd least like to face in the dohyo. His shots go to the face way more than Takayasu or Daieisho.
Dominican baseball players in the crowd
>>157894463I feel like taking a Gonoyama charge would fold me in half
>>157894445no bleeding on the dohyo, ma'am
>>157894445This is some advanced bukkake
>>157894527The charge I can take, it's the kick to the balls that worries me.
>>157894445I wasn't happy with Nabatames decorum on the dohyo after defeating Kagayaki today. He needs to start acting like a proper sekitori and leave the act for the slop channel
>>157888083
>>157894445This is where i would post the "just bleed" guy from UFC but i dont have it on this PC.
>>157894740I think he dinged his knee up so he was probably nervous since he just got surgery. I haven't seen any kyujo updates on him so hopefully only minor.
>>157894055>why don't you just snitch haha#goyed
>>157889656Nope.
>>157892149His own fault. He wanted to spam ads while restreaming their content.
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>>157894919>complain about eceleb in every thread
>>157894055We did? Now he's gone? Hello??
