https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc editionAlso, my boy Dewanoryu made Makuuchi. Please support him.>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>157876770
First for fuck midnightsumo
RIP middy, may he rest in peace
3rd for Horse will never win a Basho as Yokozuna.
>>157895021PLEASE DON'T LOOK AT THE BLOOD
Onosharto’s shoulder will break clean in half tomorrow and Danishiki will win another 12-3Y. Yokozuna before January.
Guys, what if Aonishiki eventually learns how to win more than 12 bouts?
>>157895036>>157895053KEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKI'll need a new way to watch though.
>>157895195If he beats 'sato twice they'll give it to him now. My uncle is in the YDC.
>>157895253Meme magic flows from us to Aonishiki: last year he went 11-4 and we laughed. Now he’s 12-3 and we’re laughing. Little by little, he is perfecting and solidifying his technique, and the day will come when he consistently goes 15-0.
>>157895021>headbuttThat was a mess.
That's my Kiri.Perfectly played targeting Onosato's right side.
>>157895021>it's an Onosato, Aonishiki, Asanoyama episodeI'm fine with that.
>>157895195one day if hes not careful onosato is gonna break his ankle for doing those silly jumps
>Who you said you were again? Whoshima? Sorry, but this table is for yokozuna only, table for the ozeki is in the next room, just next to the toilets.
>Asanoyama's first shikona was IshibashiYeah, Ishi-bashing against your mother's pelvis.
>>157895036>>157895053His stream is up for me.
>>157895538It's not though.
>>157895530Fucking hags, HATE THEM!
>>157895492I feel like someone is missing in that picture.
>>157895492I've seen this JAV
>>157895589Asashoryu, Harumafuji, and Hakuho?
>>157895604I mean, Hakuho did fuck Kisenosato on camera every two months for a decade straight.
>>157895621Asashoryu wasn't invited for Hoshoryu's safety.
>>157895264Dan was already ozeki when he won the last basho. His repromotion was confirmed the moment he got his 10th win in July, so if he wins Aki that means he has two consecutive yushoes as ozeki. They still probably won't give him the promotion though because two 12 win yushoes doesn't quite pass the test, they gave horse a promotion on 25 win over two bashoes and a lot of people thought that was pretty weak. A pair of twelves is barely more than the ozeki promotion standard.
>>157895589The opposite, there's one too many now.
>>157895672Go away, retard.
>>157895678Asahifuji is over retirement age now, he just refuses to fuck off.
>>157895672>Dan was already ozeki when he won the last bashoHe was not. He was a sekiwake.
>>157895672Stop posting.
kiriSHITma's ozeki parking space
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>>157895740Really bad AI job, faggot. I recommend suicide.
>>157895492Asahifuji & Onosato are the only real Yokozuna at this table.
>>157895672>they gave horse a promotion on 25 win over two bashoes and a lot of people thought that was pretty weakThey denied Takakeisho on the same standard and horseryu's atrocious performance as yokozuna confirms that the decision to deny Takakeisho was the correct move. horseryu's promotion was a mistake
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>>157895795Teru, Kisenosato, Kakuryu, and Musashimaru also won back to back yusho.
>>157895672>two 12 win yushoes doesn't quite pass the testTwo yushos would qualify him if he was an ozeki for each tournament. A yusho is a yusho, and back to back yusho was the unofficial requirement from Akebono thru Kakuryu.
>>157895874>back to back yusho was the unofficial requirement from Akebono thru KakuryuYou're god damned right it was.
>>157895828>KisenosatoHe could’ve gotten promoted with two zensho’s and he’d still be a fraud.
>>157895927I respect that he was willing to go so far as to break his body in half to beat Hakuho. Still a retard after the fact though. Then a retard 8 years later when his stable was gifted the 大和魂 in human form and told him to heal his shoulder on the dohyo.
>>157895895That was when the YDC's attempt to keep the gaijin out bit them in the ass.
>>157895961>And then Takanohana-oyakata not only caused a revolution within the JSA but his deshi also got Harumafuji firedNot sure if based or a huge fucking faggot honestly.
>>157895538>>157895550He is technically unbanned but he's basically scared shitless now according to chat commands and probably won't even finish the basho lmaobased twitch setting an example
>>157896103Takanohana's heart was in the right place, but one man can't stand against the corruption in the JSA.
>>157896179What were the grounds for the bonk? What would he have to do in order to not get bonked again?
>>157896202I really wish he'd join Wakanohana on commentary for the final day of a basho. Imagine him going over the top demonstrating kimarite on Stunto.
>>157896238I don't think he'll ever bury the hatchet with his brother.
>>157896282>Asks to demonstrate kimarite on his brother instead of Stunto>Breaks his brother's fucking neck live on TV
>>157895795>AsahifujiThat nigger only one a single basho as zuna'. ONE. He fought a whopping 7 basho in the top rank.Shit-tier zuna' in this photo based on total basho won as a zuna':Hosh: 0Onosato: 1Kisen: 1Onokuni: 1 Asahifuji: 1based-tier zuna' in this photo with total basho won as a zuna':Kak: 5Teru: 6Hokutoumi: 6Musashi: 7
>>157896203He got the same suspension everyone else gets for trying to compete with him. Most people shrug it off and keep going when the suspension ends because they've really got nothing to lose with such low viewer counts. He's got a billion subs though, so he actually has to be scared of a repeat offender auto ban making him lose it all. If he's smart he'll make half ass content that cant possibly trigger more strikes, and string along the subs for as long as possible.
>>157896326I feel like your decision on where to place Onosato was decided by today's match with Kirishima.
>>157896350>He got the same suspension everyone else gets for trying to compete with him.Is there proof his trooncord reports other channels? I want to know so I can really enjoy justice coming his way.
>>157896203something copyright but no real answer, he's probably gonna do something like commentary only for now while not actually showing the tournament. AKA useless as fuck radio streamit's nature telling him he has to work an actual job instead of ebegging from his reddit chat
>>157896364One of his competitors, the AI predictions guy, posted here and said every basho was a struggle because he would get mass reported in the first few days and have to fight with twitch to get unbanned for the rest of the basho. No other channel/community could possibly be big enough to trigger auto bans on competing streamers.
>>157896420Unless there are armies of bots spam reporting all channels and Middy simply dodged it for a while because of size.
>>157896351>decision on where to place Onosato was decided byThe fact he's been listed on the banzuke as Yokozuna for 8 basho, and has only achieved a single Yusho. Dude is Kisenosato-tier at the moment, but is still young and could get his shit together.
>>157895672you danfags are the absolute worst here, jfc, fuck off.
>>157896435Have you ever SEEN midnight's chat? It's like someone distilled reddit into pure tranny essence. They're all mob-mentality scum.
>>157896420Did that stupid faggot think he was going to be safe in the long run when he was drawing that much attention to sumo streams?
>>157896449Asahifuji goes on the based list for being one of the greatest stablemasters of all time. He wasn't Futagoyama in the 90s but 15-20% of Makuuchi was that dude.
>>157896435All the small guys would get banned at once if that were the case, compared to him they are all equally small. I really think its just his legion of simps showing up for the basho and hitting any of the smaller streams they dont like.
>>157896484>Asahifuji goes on the based list for being one of the greatest stablemasters of all timeBASED as a trainer? Sure. Agree. But he was a shitty Yokozuna, and that's the issue I was replying to in the thread.
>>157896420I hope the data dude is around somewhere to enjoy the karma finally coming home to middy. Word from everyone who got hit is that it came straight from Abema this time, so there's no hiding from it.
middyxisters...what now...
You know who ABEMA can't hit with a strike?Themselves. This message brought to you by the association for VPN + ABEMA.
>>157895553Look at those succubus...
Serious question, what does abema actually expect you to do? As far as I know there is no sumo subscription in America where I can "correctly" watch them. Is it just stupid gaijin don't get to watch superior sport folded 1000 times
>>157896630It's like a trademark. If they don't attempt to enforce their rights to broadcast, they can lose them. Can't really blame Abema for this as much as it sucks for us. It's the JSA wanting to keep sumo Japanese preventing us from having good sumo coverage in the west.
>>157896664If JSA wants to keep sumo Japanese, why make west tours?
>>157896730They're fucking idiots is why.
>Onosato finally fuckin lost againThe ultimate kino of Dan beating Onosato last day to force a playoff and yusho is still on the table. Danbros we are so fucking back.
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>>157896730Ask yourself why Shishit was the only Ukrainian with chromosomal damage to be allowed on the short bus to Tokyo, and you have your answer. The gods know you slavs are so fucking inbred that there are thousands more just like him we could inject into sumo if given the chance.
>>157896630They expect you to be Japanese. It's free TV for Japan. Get a VPN or cry like a bitch. Those are your options.
>>157896630Isn't the English NHK broadcast just a subscription service anyone can pay for? Obviously its shit coverage for only the last two hours, but it is the 'correct' way to watch live sumo. Realistically they give no shits about syndication anywhere outside of japan because there is little if any money in it for them. Pirating nip content has become the norm to the west, and getting over that hurdle would not be easy. Even if they did somehow get English sponsors it would mean the west has gotten its poison in the well, and could compromise existing business.>>157896730Because those one off events are a curiosity to the west, people pay for the novelty of it. If it was a common occurrence it wouldn't be lucrative.>>157896740Japanese businessmen are notoriously conservative, and an old ass organization like JSA managing an ancient sport like sumo is probably run by very old, very conservative men.
>>157896730Because those were top division rikishi. There is foreign access to the top division on NHK.
>>157896800It's not about being conservative, it's about wanting to save both your salary and face.
>>157896800>Realistically they give no shits about syndication anywhere outside of japan because there is little if any money in it for themTrue, but there's slightly more to it than that really. The NSK is a public interest corporation now. Even if there is money in it, they can't really go after it because it belongs to the government (ie the Japanese people). The only thing they can do is put out the broadcasts for free or on state TV, which is exactly what they do.
>>157896812Yeah maybe conservative isnt the right word for it. Its a "ive got mine, there is no need to ever take any risks ever again" mentality. I don't really blame them, one fuckup in japanese business and your only honorable options are either resign and start from zero or retire.
>>157896837There's always seppuku.https://www.nytimes.com/1999/03/24/world/manager-commits-hara-kiri-to-fight-corporate-restructuring.html
>>157895553>tfw no fatloving hag near me
>>157896898In Japan Asanoyama is known as the mountain range of muscle.
>>157895036Such a shame. The guy knows so much about sumo but he's unbearable. His personality is a living reddit algorithm and 'my cat XD'. That and he never fucking talks about sumo because he's shaking his hobo coin can for the majority of div 1 begging for and reading donations.
fuzzybros...
>>157895553Rolling odd for left, even for right.
>>157897157>Got AsanoyamaLucky.
Hosh isn't coming back for the next tourney is he? If he is then Dan has the opportunity to do the funniest possible thing.
>>157897177>Aonishiki no dohyo-iri arimasu
>>157897177Asashoryu will appear in the hana-michi with a big wheelbarrow and dump a bound and gagged Hoshoryu onto the dohyo.
>>157896364This happens every so often, "someone" will go around and report a bunch of streams, generally on the youtube side, forcing the smaller streamers on to alt accounts or websites. By some miracle, his stream stays up despite being by far the largest and having the most optics. Is there any hard proof? No not that we could give you, but as the other anon said one trip in to look at his chat tells you the general vibe of his channel and the people that watch it.I have heard two specific streamers in their own words describe their strange problems with him, both being banned from his stream while being publicly accused of some hilariously random offense. The guy is probably unhinged and I just want to watch sumo with the bros this drama shit is really retarded.
everyone's on kick nowkick: it's the place for sumo
>>157897287tobizarustans we are eating REAL good
>>157896976I've got a build that's strangely suited for sumo wrestling. Fat, but surprisingly mobile.In all honesty, I might have become a somewhat decent rikishi if the stars had aligned.
>>157897272Giving his streams a watch makes me actively like sumo less while watching, he's a curse>safety sumo please>wow I'm so hydrated, thanks scoreboard kun>talking about bans for five minutes>um please done heckin talk about the crowd
>>157895672that's not how it works you dumb fuckranks do not change mid-bashowinning his 10th match simply guaranteed his return to ozeki in the NEXT basho, aka this one
>>157897272There is no drama when you use promo code VPN + ABEMA at checkout to save 100% on your next sumo.
>>157897339I wish there was a local sumo club here. Sumo is like Fight Club except instead of brutalising each other you just get walked out of the ring.
>>157897406Sorry anon but if I'm going to sit here and watch live sumo at 4 AM I'm not going to do it alone listening to a language I don't speak. I prefer to at least listen to someone who also enjoys watching sumo at 4 AM and seeing a little discussion about it happening.Relax yourself.
