>laffs
/playoffsbound/
Thank God it’s Friday
>ded wongs
>>157895062i can smell this pic
>>157895091smells like home, rajesh?
Imagine having a 20 year old captain
>>157895087>celebrating a lossOnly in Detoilet.
>>157895039sorry bud
>>157895075That would be last place laffs, anon.
>>157895079My Debbie’s (:
bud wontrbrother wonmitch n rito 2
>>157895162sybau nigga
>>157895178shut your mouth open
I worked my ass off this week
Weren't these queers banned?
>>1578951622true
i didn't ask this week
>>157895197You can have my ass if you want, but I have to warn you, it has a crack in it
>JANNY HELP ME!trb would be such a bitch on the ice kek. cryin' to the ice jannies every time someone checked him half a second late
>>157895218
trb the type of nigga to cup check you when the ref isn't looking then fall to the ice screaming when hit backnot that xie can skate anyway
>>157895197Good job!
>>157895201Yes, but the queering off is starting again.
>>1578952542damntrue
>Macklin Celebrini was named captain of the San Jose Sharks on FridayWTF, did they even know I was available?!
>implying trb ever skated once in his crippled raped life
>>157895338Sorry Heikki but they weren’t impressed with your locker room speeches
>>157895338Zoomers are taking over
>>157895338People have unc fatigue.
We're in here>>157877343>>157877343
Frankly if my captain was a Finn and he tried to give us an uplifting speech in his uuka tuuka clownalinen language I wouldn't be able to take him seriously.
>1993>2014>kwabnada
>>157895062i had this jacket
>>157895425The nhl has become a zoomer league
>>157895437*Maple Leafs GM John Chayka explains itinerary of upcoming team excursion to Arizona: "I'll be wearing bunny ears and an 'AUSTON'S BITCH' t-shirt. The rest of the guys will do yard work at his house. Should be fun."Kek
>>157895100who gives a shit its a joke franchise liked by kids who get bullied and ugly asian women
>>157895544weird, usually its the mexican who does the yard work
>>157895100
>>157895100they're gonna dominate the league for the next decade
>>157895625their defense is still vomit inducing
>>157895688dont forget goaltending and their bottom 9
>>157895437Retard
it's gonna be a badd ass weekend, Flamiac nation
"nurse trouba" is sexist, his wife is actually doctor trouba
>lames
finland is not a volleyball country
>>157895816how will finland recover from this
>>157895728Hell yeah
Just watched the highlights kraken are a soft team. They were being bullied by ahl players apparently.
>>157895456>team USA played like my islandersSo like shit? Bud is not a true American patriot.
>>157895743>nurse troubahe's old enough to feed himself
>>157895940>laffs
>>157895940no private island?
Why don't teams lose in the preseason to bank up wins for the regular season.
>>157896000Leafs are more accomplished than the pisslanders. We leafs fans laugh at islanders.
Have the senaturds won a single preseason game? Good job trading tkachuk for scraps lol.
>>157895728A big storm is about to hit
Should I crack open some cold ones tonight?
stop making fun of celebriniI’m warning you
>>157895453Barkov would have your lazy ass benched
i'll just make fun of this homo instead
>>157895512Bet you were a chad in high school
celebrini looks like 2hollis if his dad hit him he tries to be a big tough hockey player but you kno hes still a dl bottom bitch
more like trans jose shorks kwab
>>157895625I have higher expectations for them :)
>>157895816But they are a hockey and sauna nation
>>157896151Only if you share some with me
why does the nhl regular season start at 5 when people are just getting off from waging?
>>157896161I was talking about Finnish, not Russian.
>>157896255Gary finally read our faxs about growing the game with NEETs
GOOD games on today
>>157896255gary is trying to reverse the work day. right when you should be resting he's kicking off the festivities. saturnian pole reversal. tiny hat devil tricks
>>157896297I’m going to miss the first period because of my commute :(
>>157896188celebrinis dad is the doctor to the golden state warriors, he is soft he grew up rich, wont have what it takes to win
>>157896255Gary does not care for the employim
>>157896273Barkov is a good Tampere boy
>>157896331But we pay for jerseys
Don't the big 4 sports leagues have to run out of new jersey designs eventually
I’m a sharks fan because I love yaoi
Where are Cassidy and torts heading? I just assumed they got jobs
BECAUSE OF YAOII NEVER STRAY TOO FAR FROM THE SIDEWALK
what's yaoi
>>157896458Man love
>>157896458we got a board for that, go check it out
>>157896458BL
Been listening to the pat Mcatee and imbred albums in anticipation for the new season to begin
>>1578960351967
>>157896111>laffs
>>157896458For me it's yuri
>>157896232Deal!
>>157896624Based! I can’t wait for the madoka movie
We should all buy a jersey before the season starts
>>157896707frigg off garyi'll buy 10 jerseys out of alibaba and resell them on facebook marketplace for 50$
>>157896726We should get them from the NHL Shop
WAGING IS OVER :DDD
>>157896707But I can decide which one to buy
>>157896743Same here!!!
What’s for dinner lads? >pizza >5 guys >shake shack
>>157896782I'm making chili
>>157896782hot dogs
>>157896798With mustard?
>>157896782Kill yourself trb
>>157896801of course
I feel bad for senators fans. They are so fans of gay bad team
>>157896804excellent post
>>157896814With hot dog buns?
>>157896826yess queen
>>157895201I'm still here :)
>>157896798fat hand
>>157896845What are you going to do with the 2 extra buns?
What was the name of the senators rap
>>157896854eat them with peanut butter and banana for breakfast
>>157896877your hunger for cylindrical objects is insatiable
>>157896857https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXSXU_T2xsonly flamiacs do that
nvm found ithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/E8w-4aiGa_E
>>157896798Pastrnak >>> Lafleur
for me it's the Montana Magic
>>157896818>l>>157896826affs
>>157896895woah what are you implying...
>>157896920they're the best at golf
>>157896782this guy is sucking off 5 guys for dinner haha yuck
>>157896931I only suck shakes
>>157896943Wrap your lips around this straw then
/hoc/ npcs be like hate leafs like sharks
McKenna just seems like he's rotten to the core
have to work an event tonight so i am gonna go have a couple beers at the bar before the torture. finna also get some shitty food maybe some chilli cheese fries from the racist place with trump murals
>>157896993
>>157896993>laffs
nobody in ontario is a playable character
>General Manager Ryan Johnson announced today that F Filip Chytil has been placed on IR (retroactive to Sep 24).
>>157896791no you're not you added beans
>>157897021In 'murica, we put chili cheese on fries, not canned gravy, you Maple chugging oafs.
shit teams today
Tryamkin-Bourdon as a top pairing would've sparked a dynasty
>>157897084Beans belong in chili
>>157897021>poor>has to work friday nights>hates trumpchecks. What colour is your hair
>>157897117she knows what shes doing, showing those pits. Dumb whore has a boyfriend though
>>157897118>reading comprehensiondid you make it past grade 6
>>157897021>finnawho are you going to rob, marcus?
Great games tonight.
>>157897021stay strong
>>157897171not really
>In a surprising show of good faith, Montreal Canadiens fans removed their long-standing burning effigy of NHL forward Chris Kreider after it was announced that he would be joining the team on a one-year contract.
>>157897267
>>157897267>Habs fans first erected an effigy of Kreider to burn forever for the cardinal sin of touching their goalie. Fans have since been on rotating shifts to keep the flames of visceral hatred perpetually burning for the last 12 years.
>>157897292>Although the Price incident has been categorized as definitely not an accident by Habs fans for over a decade, Kreider is now extending the olive branch by moving to a city where two-thirds of the population are willing to chase him down René-Lévesque Boulevard with a baseball bat.
and now i hear they have an interest for sheifele
>>157897309>"He’s now one of us, and I will verbally and possibly physically threaten any opposing fan or player that comes after him this season,” said avid r/Habs Reddit user David Choi,
>>157897329>Karim was presented with an old Tweet of hers dated to 2016, in which she stated “I could put Chris Kreider in a murder pit to turn his skin into leather like I’m Buffalo Bill and it still wouldn’t be what he deserves.”>“And I stand by that,” Karim clarified. “But the fact of the matter is, he is a Hab now. You live and die by the jersey, effigy or not.”
hehe "erected"
>>157897346Habs fans are still pissed at Chara. They're petty
>>157897522The worse brother
>>157897520fuck charafuck marchand
>TORONTO — With the 2026 MLB season nearly over and the 2026-27 NHL season about to begin, the Toronto Blue Jays and Toronto Maple Leafs have been eliminated from playoff contention.
>>157897634>"It’s sad to see the Blue Jays bow out, but at least now I can turn my full attention to the hope and optimism that a fresh Maple Leafs season brings,” said one Toronto sports fan. “Wait, what the fuck am I saying?”
>>157897644>A 4-2 loss to the Baltimore Orioles ended the Blue Jays’ last playoff hopes, and also, if we’re being realistic, any hope the Maple Leafs had this year, too.
>>157897665>“I know Vladdy had a brutal year, but I bet Gavin McKenna is going to make up for it by reeling off at least 60 goals,” another Toronto fan said, before their attendant wheeled them back into their psychiatric care facility. “And he’s a lock for the Calder, too!” they added over their shoulder.
>>157897673>After going 2-2 in the preseason, the Maple Leafs will start their regular season on September 29, where a win, loss, or overtime loss will eliminate them from Stanley Cup eligibility this year. The Leafs will then play out their remaining 83 games with an eye towards rigging the draft lottery again.
>>>/mlb/
>>157897131bluegotcha
S H A R K SHARKS
>>157897685>We’re always trying to win, believe it or not, but another strong draft pick would further raise fans’ hopes before making our inevitable elimination even more excruciating,” Leafs general manager John Chayka said. “Now let’s hit the ice and see who demands a trade out of here first!”
>>157897791>At press time Leafs’ fans are still pretty sure Connor McDavid is going to sign with them. Any day now.
>>157897634>>157897644>>157897665>>157897673>>157897685>>157897791>>157897802retard
>jersey raffle used to be free >now has a minimum order the the "community foundation" that buys more tickets to give to poor kids
>>157897809We don't sign our posts here.
>>157897956
wrestlefag OUT
I like lizzy mcalpine and celsius energy drinks
i like not asking
>kill all the fags that don't agreewtfand the canucks had this as their goal song?
If I present a rhetorical question, not requiring an answer, but some rube answers it, that doesn't count as an ask. The ask police BTFO.
Are the Flames elite?
>>157898154Yes our ahl team took the kraken nhl gooners to the shootout
>>157898016Good post
NEWS RELEASE: #Sens acquire goaltender Jonas Johansson from Tampa Bay
>>157898167I certainly hope that with 5 powerplays and a +20 differential in penalty minutes the Calgary Elbows brought a shit NHL team at least to overtime. It'd be pretty embarrassing if they couldn't even do that.
>>157898192>dump finnish goaltending for swedish goaltending for what purpose
bored n' horney on a Friday knight haha
>>157898167Only the seattle kraken could possibly be worked into a seething rage by brennan othmann
>>157898206Lmao imagine getting worked by a bunch of literal whos. Only the asskrak
>>157898226a/s/l?
with swedes you sneed
>>157898221To be shit
>>157898037Same. Celsius has good flavors
The pacific is horrible. I feel bad for anyone forced to cheer for these goofy ahhhh diddy Epstein blud ahhh team bruh.
the hockey guy said colorado will win the cup
>>157898253Hey, if number 78 hadn't been ejected from the first game, he wouldn't have gotten the shit beat out of him by another AHLer last night.
Why are the rangers "good" players playing the islanders scrubs in the IBS, I thought the point of these things in preseason was to stack it for the home team
>>157898293Doubt
>>157898324preseason is all about derusting the guys and experiencing new things
>dylan larpin (as a franchise center)
>>157898324It's their last preseason game and there's no travel
>Miller scaaar primary assist Zibanejad/hoc/ BTFO
>rags
might try to buy the calgarypuck hat
>Strome goal and assist/hoc/ BTFO
>>157898499Don't know why. It looks like shit.
reporter:>why the fuck do you think you deserve a spot on the team, asshole??damn they don't pull their punches down in ny(i)
>>157898637Reporters have been ruthless lately
>>157898649damn it looked like his honour was insulted or something
>>157898722Checked. It was something height related and he’s super tall
varlamov is a cyborg
>Fox and Rempe assists/hoc/ BTFO
why can't Gary just give us good games and trades?
>>157898961you touch yourself at night
>>157899002yeah so?
>>157898961gary doesn't do anything for free
>>157899006gary wants you to touch him instead
islanders player headshotted
>/hoc/ numales touching Gary/hoc/ BTFO
islanders getting graped
>>157899059you can touch me if you are feeling left out
don't touch me because I'm close to the edge
>>157899059We might have females
oh man they're going to get real crazy with eachother I bet
>>157899069Not numale, but thanks for asking, numale.
I want to kiss Gary and smell his cologne
>>157899103try it, you might like it
>>157899096let me reel you back in
>long islandian goaltending
>>157899097>We might have femalesYou know where you are, right?
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>157899156i feel bad for varly. he had his knees and hip and groin replaced and took 2 years off and now he's just getting lit up
>mest>jest
>>157899165bro when? how can anyone respect anyone other than philly now that they have michkov?
>Nino Neener Neener scaar/hoc/ BTFO
is fantilli worth more than bedard?
>>157899241italians are valuable
>>157899165take back dobson
>>157899249he's of polish descent on his mother's side
i polish your mom on the side
people spend too much money on things
>>157899393you pay extra for the smell
>>157898387>>157898536>>157898943>>157899059>>157899188why is /hoc/ taking so many Ls today
>>157899393>9500 >3500 Brutal ratio
i luv all my hockey Luvin niggas
>>157899469Lauren Kyle bids those things up because she wants to own every drop of his sweat, it's not a fair comparison
>>157899379jen
>>157899241He's making less AAV
isles are getting cumstered and dumpstered
>>157899597how much do you want for the rare pepe?
cum island
>>157899641It's going to cost you an arm and a leg, maybe two
Being a gay hockey boy was fun. But I'm 31, it's time for a wife and kids
BREAKING NEWS. CELEBRINI IS NOW CAPTAIN OF THE SHARKS
don't tuck in your jersey, but do tuck in your penis
>>157899963Old news
goalies give me the ick
>>157898600>not the update
TJ HUDGES HATTY
>>157900052cute :3
>>157900044because of their autism?
>>157900275sure
>>157898293lmao his predictions are always wrong
>>157898293i think florida has the best shot at it as long as shartstorm can keep from sharting too much
>goalie enters scrum>everybody's rage instantly doubles
>>157900370really? they're fairly old and lost their goalie
MIld fucking seething
everyone's getting mad
>>157900479Harley saluted the malding mild fans and it was all downhill from there. Great game!!
would you rather your coach have hair or be a chrome dome
Stars win fuck you New Somalia
Sharks are going to the finals this year with Darnels leadership and teaching Celebrini
really hope fall isn't too spooky this year, bros
>>157900788boo!
>>157900788Spooky season doesn’t begin until October
ingram would have saved that
>worst coast /hoc/
Hang it in the louvre.
Kngood knafterknoon knights knation
TJ Hudges:
jej
>>157900954Based
>>157900896Look how gleeful that reffie is! What is he doing here? Offering support to a punching victim or restraining a punching victim? You be the judge
Huomenta but the opposite
>>157900954Harley is an American lol
>>157900998Stars are winning the this year
>>157901034nice english
>>157900977Our best posters are out boozing and hitting the bars
>>157900998If he thought that then he'd have a gold medal lol
any early fraud alert from preseason games?
>>157900954>mild pulled their goalie in not one but TWO preseason games Sad
>>157901129Everything seems to be going as expected honestly
>>157901129Everyone
>o1l king6
Who will take Shane Wright?
>>157901352shane wright? the alpha male???
>a grown man named gleb
for the anniversary of Stan Lee making NHL hockey superheroes. Gary should hire Rob Liefeld to make new NHL hockey superheroes
Dallas won the preseason btw. 4-0 since our haters can’t count that high.
>>157901539how was myers lookin
>>157901617Otter has groin tightness. A trade is becoming more feasible by the moment
>>157895892Got checked into the boards and had to start punching a guy in the side while he's on the ground. Not sure why they hate the flames. It's okay to suck. Flames have already accepted it>>157900018that's why it's called Fagic the gathering
my goalie has the tightest groin in the league and it's not even close
Ottawa and Winnipeg are AHL tier cities. They should not have NHL teams
>>157901700
my new vape has a pulse function i'm scared to use it
Is Boldy retarded?
>>157901643What are looking at his boner, anon?
The Blue Barracudas will win the 2027 Stanley Cup
>>157901795Holy fuck learn English buddy
There is no rule in the NHL rulebook that states a dog cannot be the General Manager of Hockey Operations for an NHL team.
>>157901837coach would be chasing the puck
>>157901823You're the one talking about his groin tightness, anon, not me
>>157901939It’s what was reported. You think I personally inspected his groin Gaylord?
>>157901815But those are yellow barracudas
>>157901965Woah woah, cool it with the antisemistism. This is a blue board
>>157901921>>157901837how the hell would a dog pick a coach?
>>157902053by sniffing their balls
>>157901990
bro's i just checked the scores what happened to the isles kwab
>>157902221>rags
>>157902221You thought the islanders being shit was a meme?
>>157902520i just wish they'd pull their weight for once in the broship
>>157899102Thought this said "Team-bong rip"Would've been alot cooler if it did
>>157902585well they're going to arizona for the trip so it could still happen
>>157902579The broship isn’t a thing
>>157902221i think they were missing all or most of their regular players
Some guy I knew in real life just died from alcoholism at a young age so maybe you retards should take it easy on the drinking.
>>157900998Then why did he salute palm open?
>>157902609Cope Tony deangleo played and I didn’t even know he was on the islanders
>>157902613Alright. I'm ONLY gonna have this much tonight.
>>157902613never gonna happen to me, a chad teetotaler
>>157902613yeah but what if i'm just really really good at drinking?
>>157902663He was too and now he’s dead
>>157902613lucky him
>>157902613how young are we talking here
>>15790271730
>>157902709Retard
>>157902722damn, he must have went hardi stopped binge drinking at 35 and now im mad all the time :(
>>157902613tbqh i don't have long too
>>157902735He always drank a good amount since high school or whatever but I think really picked it up in the past few years.
>>157902742You do if you stop now (:
huomenta>rags
>>157902613I smoke enough every day to sedate a buffalo
>>157902956Sad
>>157902613Why do you think I drink?
buddy wasnt even old enough to post on /hoc/ yet
>>157902600yea it is tranny btw tiny lost and nyla has aids
>>157903263Retard
the broship is realer than JVOEL
>>157903613Who is luigi
>>157903652Some Italian twink
home from work kwab it was fine just gay and long have to be back in 9 hours>>157903613true>>157903652flames probably
copey lost 2 randy
*
bud lost 2 tbg
knights play tomorrow
>>157903884Yeah
>>157903926The most electrifying team in ice sports entertainment
>>157904479true kino come back against pootah in spite of adin hill
>>157904479technically that's the bolts
It's not alcoholism if I only drink wine
slopdown got cancelled
be nice if vaq could draw a dime without using her ass
>>157905082>literally sitting on the couch right now getting drunk on wine, again (to be fair I've been holiday this whole past week so getting drunk 4 nights out of 9 isn't so terrible, is it?)
>>157905082
F L A M E SLAMES
DROOLROO L
>>157905317Cope our flames rule and will destroy the soilers later today, you'll see
>>157905499flames>oilers
Detroit is going to start the season 0-84 and Yzerman and Larkin are going to going to meet for negotiations and it will be ruled a murder suicide.
>>157905687>webmwell that was fucking rude
>>157905687Maybe News didn’t reach planet retard yet but yzerman isn’t gm anymore
>>157905794ya he promoted himself to fuck over Larkin, keep up
>>157905812Retard
>>157905852when you got banned last time I saw 75 of the most bozo posts deleted in just a single thread, let that sink in
>>157905963True Canada destroyed that game
/hoc/ is bozo central
>>157905963hey mildcuck how are you doing today
>>157905204it's only alcoholism if the wine is in a box.
>>157906155That's a relief, it's in a clever space-age bag
might get chinese 2day bosh
>>157906210i like lemon chicken
>>157905981>the Samir melty is underwayAgain before sunrise kwab
I hope Celebrini doesn't tone down his innate silliness now that he's captain
>samir mentioned before 7am est on a saturdaygonna be one of those days
> the stench... the stench
as if we needed any further confirmation
some good games today
>>157906210do youse guys have General Gau's chicken in Swüden?
>>157906558That would be last place >laffs, saar.
>>157906654praise be to gary
>>157906210Enjoy your MSG
msg = make stuff good
>>157907513whoa whoa whoayou arent allowed to have that opinion on a patriotic eagle worshipping content generator
>>157908581shant be caring about your poor choices
fifth night in a row i am sad i didn't buy more than 18 drinksSADi won't make thaht mistake again goodnight
I cancelled asking.
Good morning /hoc/
>>157908656Maybe you should have a night with 0 drinks and see how that goes
>>157908842You too
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>157908868y-you too
If I drank a lot and watched wrestling it would give me the gay and clearly that's pretty bad.
https://www.prohockeyrumors.com/2026/09/lightning-trade-jonas-johansson-to-senators.html
>>157908886Source?
>>157908930gay bar? lesbians?Need more background.
>>157905963Makar and MacKinnon were so bad
Huomenta on a rainy morning
>>157909151extremely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw
>>157909370you are boring stfu
>>157909403Also, laffs stink.
>>157909522can he save toronto?
>>157909530
>>157909560he should have stayed at penn state
>>157909635medicine hat*
Hymen enjoyed being coached by Babcock while in Toronto
>>157909151Get a hobby, Stephen. Your faggot shtick is old.
>>157909522outlook not so good
Krakens are playing the Canucks today
>>157909869Did they have a lot of private coaching sessions?
>>157909889fuck off gmail shill
>>157909889I'll stick with aol
>>157909904Ironic that the rainbowl is occurring while theres a noreaster
>>157910073Stephen is the names of one of your schizo personalities. Take your meds faggot.
the clown team continues to lose
the season is starting soon gary and there are still trades to be made...
This thread is still up
>>157910237Good. That traitor team only deserves boos
>>157909530how many top picks does toronto need? they literally just blew their window with their previous top picks.
>>157906705is gau the same guy as tso just upside down?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYk9OlqxiFkit's up!
i don't ask im afraid
>>157910354we already landed kreider, now montembeault is the crown jewel on the trade market.
>>157910695Dang is our boy working out? Bud looks thinner
>>157910460I’m happy with Oreo
>>157910800He’s been following Rod’s routine
>>157911188steroids and hypertension?
>>157907454msg rules retard
>>157911255Nah volume and cardio
Make a new thread I have items to post
KooKoobros It's looking a bit grim
>>157910960there are BTS Oreos
>>157911436I dislike that there are variants of Oreo now
Even have an official quantified melty chart
>>157911465retarded list
>>157911465Why is SJ so high?
>>157911453should have pulled up the ladder at double stuffed
>>157911465San Jose? Melting down implies some sort of unmet expectations. If someone melts down over the failure of the Sharks they clearly haven't been watching the team for long. It should be an apathetic dullness.
For me it's the eventual Austin Ice Bats Thank you Gary for expanding the sunbelt and giving them a cup before my hometown Flames because you're a malicious kike
>>157911465You’d think sharks fans would be accepting of being shit
>>157911465intelligent list
>>157911523Probably accounts for all the new heated rivalry fans that latched onto them
>>157911465this is just a chart of which franchises cause /hoc/ the most asspain
>>157911568A bat would be a cool mascot
>>157911570they are twitter warriors
>>157911465Laffs have been shit for 70 years, why would they melt down?
>>157911624
>>157911702and there that asspain in full flare
>>157911750
Recycle or new thread?
>>157911702Is anybody scared of the leafs?
>>157911810He’s like Bedard but not a bust
>>15791181029% of /hoc/ according to that graph
>>157911828not yet
>>157911810He looks like someone but I can’t place it
NEW>>157911844
>>157911609seems more like the dudes who have a tantrum any time a girl posts about the team, no matter the words. fujos have been feasting on bait all year.
>>157911831>ontario reading comprehension
>>157899159>You know where you are, right?am i in the jungle?am i gonna die?
>>157905828kevin smith's daughter was bound to grow up to be a fat lesbian like her dad
>>1579061552025 was a good year
